These photos were taken at the film festival and look at how disgusted NeNe looks.  You can tell NeNe wants to pull that wig off Kims head and punch Kim in the mouth!

I cant wait until the next season of Real House Wives of Atlanta begins again and I get to do the recaps. I want to see NeNe beat the crap out of Kim and her Wig!

Back in January 2009 Kim and NeNe both saw each other at the W hotel in  Buckhead at the Sundance Film Festival and Kim was going around telling everyone that her and NeNe are best friends again Kim said  “I am actually waiting on NeNe right now we are buddies” but according to NeNe thats a bunch of bullshit. NeNe says ” Kim says we are friends now oh really? Well I never make the same mistake twice.” Now I cant wait till the next season starts we still dont know when it will be released but for now I guess well just have to watch The Real House Wives of New York wich is coming up in February 17 or 23rd one of those dates. I will confirm later.

I ‘d hit that alright with a baseball bat right up his cornhole!

If my kid said that shit to me I’d…. well that just wouldn’t happen. but I am sure I would punched her in the face and I would of caused a big ugly scene I don’t give a shit if it was scandalous and everybody was watching. Jeana seemed embarrassed that Shitmouth Shame son of hers was talking all kinds of shit death threats to her and she was all kissing his ass even after he talked all that shit. I agree with crazy ass Vicki about slapping him except I would of straight up hit him with the baseball bat. And Jeana needs to put her foot down and tell that jerk he is out of the will.

Gossip On Shane Keough

I heard that this dude is angry with his mom for posing on playboy. And he didn’t want all the TV crews there because he is embarrassed that his mom is in the RHOC show. Well I guess that’s obvious but still that’s his momma.

I am glad glad glaaaad! all that diarrhea was coming out of Shane’s mouth.

Telling his momma to stay the fuck away and all kinds of shit. Telling her I’ll hit you with a fucking bat and I wont wait till I have to pull the plug I may kill your ass sooner or some shit like that.   This makes it easier to get evidence to show the judge to convict his ass when he  kills Jeana.

Oh Prison Guard Fairy let this guy be Shane’s cellmate when he gets convicted of beating and or killing  Jeana.

I heard this dude likes to cuddle.

Because even big ugly prison men deserve the love of a young stud. And if there is no stud Shane  will do!

I wonder how fucked up Vicki was when she fell on her drunken ass!

HA HA HA HA!

ALL THE PEOPLE WHERE LAUGHING AT HER !

I should of posted this earlier its too funny!

On the next episode.

Gretchen tells the other house wives about a big  ol’ fugly fight with Jeffs ex wife at the hospital and how it got ugly with him there and  Jeffs ex wife and there are some people that knew Jeff that were posting on other blogs about how Gretchen had a big fight with Jeffs ex wives and his children while Jeff was at another hospital prior to ICU. The people that knew Jeff say its a hospital in Michigan where they had the fight.

According to this info Jeffs family including all 5 of his ex wives and all of his 75 children wanted Jeff to stay in Michigan and get treatment at a hospital called U of M that has a respected cancer treatment center. Jeffs wife #5 was the one taking care of him and making drs appoitments and driving him to the hospital. Gretchen couldnt find a sitter for her mutts so when she finally showed up to see Jeff he was pissed at her and confronted her about being a dirty slut golddigger .

Bitch went bat-shit crazy on his ass and caused a big ol’ scene at the fucking hospital demanding that all eyes be on her . His kids and his ex wives and all of the hospital staff where there it was ridiculous . Then it came out that Jeff had promised Gretchen that he was coming to California to get the treatment and everybody was arguing and crying and pissed and all kinds of scandalous shit. A little while later they realized that Gretchen just wanted to be on The Real House Wives of Orange County being an attention whore because doing it in front of ex wives hospital staff and fiancee is not enough attention damn it!   Thats what the rumor mill says cant verify.

An interview with Kim Zolciaks Wig

Here is an exclusive interview with our most beloved wig. Yeah bitches Kim’s wig!  I was lucky enough to get an interview with this wig. For real check this shit out. This is an inspiring story for other wigs everywhere in search of fame and fortune!

Boss Lady: So bitch were did you work before you became Kims wig.

Kim’s Wig : Well it all started when I was very young I was born in this trailer park.

Kim’s Wig:  And I used to work as this guy’s armpit hair.

Boss Lady: Well it looks like you’ve come a long way Wig. What happened after that job?

Kim’s Wig: Well while my boss was running his meth business his trailer blew up. And so he died and I became his girlfriends wig. This  hot chick right here.

Kim’s Wig: This was actually a promotion because she lived a more fancy lifestyle because she used to go to fancy places every night with different dates.  And I would go out with her to fancy places like behind the alley and sometimes even classy motel rooms with different dates every night. But then one day my boss fell asleep in an alley after one of her tricks beat her up. It just so happens that this this celebrity was buying drugs in that alley and she had her dog with her so I met the dog and became the dogs ass hair.

Kim’s Wig: But the dog was too snooty so one day while I was walking in the park I met Kim she was running on no brain cells so I offered to take over as replacement for her brain we are inseparable now.

Boss Lady:So how has “The Real House Wives of Atlanta” changed your life?

Kim’s Wig:Well it has being a dream come true I never thought I would become a celebrity and accomplished all of this success its being truly amazing! Look at me ma’ I’m on TV! My family back at the trailer park are proud of me.

Boss Lady:Well there you have it the mystery of Kim Zolciak’s wig is revealed. Thank you Kim’s Wig and good luck to you .

He didn’t get none! Sucks to be Nugget Boy! HA HA! HA!

So she kicked the duffus out of the bathroom and didn’t fuck him but earlier that day she was all cuddling, dry humping, drooling slobbering just all over the mother fucker!Like she was gonna throw him on top of the table and rip his clothes off and start humping him right there in front of God and all of the  circus freaks in the dinning room .

I’m sure Nugget boy just like everyone else was expecting her to just jump his shit on top of the bathroom sink!And what was up with that shit why did she go in the bathroom with a guy? Why was that necessary? Was she peeing there in front of him? It was kinda weird since she is always talking about Santa Claus Jeff and how much she loves him and this and that.

But then after all the teasing and cuddling and peeing in the toilet together (because come on what else could they have being doing since she didn’t intent to fuck him?) Gretchen just kicked the Nugg out of the bathroom and told him to go jerk his monkey! Did she sober up all of the sudden and thought to herself “damn this mothefucka is uuugly oh hell no! My 80 year old sugar daddy is hotter!”.

Is that what happened? I guess when it comes to Nugget boy and an 80 year old sugar daddy who is on his death bed the sugar daddy is hotter than Nugget Boy! Damn sucks to be Nugget Boy!

Seven figure divorce settlement falls to shit!

Apparently Sheree Whitfield withdrew her appeal to get more money from her ex husband former NFL lineman Bob Whitfield. The judge had initially awarded her only a $775,000.00 lump sum.Remember she was going around saying that she was gonna get these 7 figures and all this shit. Well I guess the judge must of being watching the show  and was clowning on her dumb ass just like I’m doing now and then decided not to give her shit.

That and  her husband squandered all of his money on  overpriced unnessesary bullshit  just like she does. Sheree appealed the case by saying she don’t have enough education therefore she is a dumb ass and the money she now gets wich is over 100k is not enough for her to continue to pretend like she is a multimillionare and hire a shitload of uneccesary staff that her horse looking ass dont need because she is delusional she also says that since she only has a high school diploma  she cant make good money on her own and that’s why she needs the money. Oh so she finally admits it that she is not an elite high roller bitch but a wannabe! Both the judge and her ex husbands lawyers were all laughing at her and told her she aint getting shit but a $2,500.00 fine for wasting their time because her husband is broke anyways!

Back in November 2008 Kim Zolciak from the Real House Wives of Atlanta got dumped by her sugar daddy married boyfriend “Big Poppa” . After “Big Poppa” got tired of Kim’s wig telling everybody  who he was. “Big Poppa” had to give that bitch the boot or assasinate the wig so I guess he gave Kim the boot! Apparently not long after that she put her tiny towmhome up for sale for the price of $568,700.00 I guess when the “Big Poppa” cash stoped coming in Kim had to hurry up and sell her condo in order to continue to afford cigarrettes, aquanet and $18,000.00 birthday parties for ungrateful preteens.

Laurie Waring Peterson and her wooden grill

Ok I know she is not on the show anymore but listen to this shit. Local people in Orange County are going around saying that apparently Laurie and her “millionare” husband are not paying their bills AGAIN! On Christmas eve Lauries cosmetic surgeon filed a “civil case ” against Laurie and husband George. Apparently George didn’t pay for Lauries grill and now she will have to wear wooden teeth!

Despite the fact that obviously George doesn’t pay his bills on time they still fronting it and partying it up by taking all kinds of expensive vacations and what not.

These people have all kinds of legal issues! no wonder they take vacations just to escape! Listen to this shit still about Laurie and George another thing that happened with them is that there is another lawsuit against George’s company Centra Realty for something to do with equipment for the Ranch where I guess him and Laurie live.  And also the Ranch is not Georges anymore it belongs to his partner some guy named Keith Ross. Damn thats a lot of drama!

See evidence of Ryans wild ways.

I heard that the real reason why Ryan Vieth . Tamras son decided not to become a police officer was not only because hes had so many speeding tickets but also because right before he signed up to become a cop he suddenly realized that weed was not legal all the way yet and that if he became a police officer he couldn’t smoke any weed. Evidence of this is the  word “nugget” tattooed in the inside of his lip. The story about the unborn baby. Well I have heard it was a clever way to explain the reason for the tattoo. Is this true? well its rumor. See the evidence meaning of “Nugget” below from the urban dictionary.

Nugget: Big green, buds with plenty of red hairs surrounding them. Sometimes colors range from a dark green to a whiter green. Never stale or in the shake like stage.

There is a rumor he had sex with at least one of those girls in the picture.

SCANDALOUS!

Why did Bravo leave us hanging! OMG ! I wonder if he had sex with Gretchen? I am going to tell you guys in a minute all of the rumors I heard from someone that knows someone.

OK I’m back. OK here is the gossip that I was going to tell you guys. And this is first hand knowledge. I know someone that works in OC. And this person works with the public. OK this person had to deal with a customer who had an address issue.And this shit happened today. Today people! Apparently some people in the OC are embarrassed by  RHOC and choose to change their address because of it. So this customer needed to point this out to my friend so that she could correct it. I did my research. Not that I dont trust my friend. I just did my research because I wanted to know how it was possible to change the address. So here is the result .Now these addressees below are just two addresses that  belong to local businesses in that specific area of RHOC where Coto De Caza is .Now look at these addressees below :

Coto De Caza Guest Lodge LCC 23501 Avenida La Caza, Coto De Caza CA 92679         and        Cruise One 25 Rocky Mountain Trabuco Canyon CA 92679

And what do these addreses have in common you ask? Well just look at the zip codes! same shit. So yeah!

Not only those two addressees share the same zip code but others do as well so people use other names for their addresses like Rancho Santa Margarita etc.

So people will for example change their adress to 123 fake st Coto de Caza CA 92679 to 123 fake st Trabuco Canyon CA 92679.

WARNING! If you didn’t watch last nights episode don’t read the shit below or it is going to spoil it!

Also another thing I heard about the house wives specifically it was about Tamra’s family  is that some of the neighbors don’t want to invite them to events and functions because of her  behavior on the show lately Oh shit! and with last nights episode the way Tamra behaved didn’t help! OUCH! some people like neighbors and people that know her family are so appalled they want her off the show and some just hate the show all together! DOUBLE OUCH! Lets just hope they keep our favorite evil bitch we all love to hate on the show!

Also some people are already saying that Ryan or Nugget Boy raped Gretchen because she was intoxicated on the episode! And if you notice on the Bravo site Gretchen didn’t say anything on her blog. As a matter of fact there is already a rumor that Nugget Boy was investigated for attempted rape and some people are speculating it was because of that episode. But at this time that is just a rumor and I cant confirm it.

More gossip! this time about Vicki

Here is some more shit I heard about Vicki. Apparently after the “Naked Drunk” correction”Naked Wasted” episode some of the people that are her clients from her insurance  bussines were disgusted with her behavior from specially the episode and other previous ones. Well these folks are going around town talking saying that they are not doing business with Mrs. Gulvalson anymore and are seeking another insurance broker! OUCH! And telling other folks not to do business with her and encouraging others not to go to her for insurance! OUCH OUCH OUCH! Man this shit keeps getting more scandalous by the minute people! By the minute!