This is Lynnes comments on her Bravo bio: “Lynne’s laid-back philosophy on life flows into her lax parenting style: “I want to be the cool mom… I don’t want to say no. “    Well Lynne you can still say no but just be cool about it say it like this “ummm! how about no Raquel!”

What Lynne needs to do is get more firm with that kid of hers and stop being so frigging afraid of Raquel. She says she is afraid of disappointing Raquel. Who Cares! I know she loves Raquel but Lynne needs to step up her game. She needs to get a little more tough with Raquel, she needs to maybe at this point bully her because she cant turn back the clock her kid is a monster so now she has to bully Raquel be the cool mom still, but be the cool / big /sister/ bully/ mom and throw a little dash of ghetto in the mix. Actually throw a big chunk of ghetto this way it will  make punk ass Raquel afraid of mom  and Lynne needs to learn to grow a back bone and stand up to that kid if this were to happen we would have what we call  Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne which means she is the coolest mom but she wont back down from that kid she will smack her any minute if she gets out of line because cool mom Getto Ass Surfer Lynne doenst put up with Raquels shenanigans!

This is how the conversation would of taken place between  Getto Ass Surfer Lynne and Raquel:

Raquel: (In her winey annoying voice) But I want a BMW! You better get me a BWM!

Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne : What do you mean I better get you a BMW! I dont gotta  get you shit punk!

Raquel: But my 18th birhtday is in 3 days!

Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne  : Thanks for remaining me Raquel! Thats right youre turning 18 in 3 days ! When are you getting a job and moving out of my house?

Raquel: But I want a BMW!

Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne : And all you’re getting is a shinny boot in your aaass with the number 18 imprinted on it. Happy birthday Raquel!

Yeah and that’s how that shit would of ended.