So we know that the Count is leaving the Countess for a younger woman. But was the Countess also sanchoing the Count with another man? Apparently LuAnn was seeing partying this past Saturday night, with some guy at a hotel getting wasted with him and leaving with him getting in the elevator with him going to a room at a hotel. Was she cheating before? or is this guy some dude she got with after finding out about the Counts infidelities? Fuck inquiring minds. I want to know!

I bet there is a lot more to this story.

This is what a “stalker” told the Gawker:

Was in Koreatown on Saturday night around 12:30AM, leaving a bar on 32nd between Broadway and 5th, and as we leave through the lobby, we see an abnormally tall woman getting into the elevator. She turns around, and it’s The Countess Luann DeLesseps with another man. The man was not the Count, and looked tan, and in his 50s.

The Countess gets traded in for a newer trophy!

I knew it! I knew it!I knew it! I knew it I fucking knew it! It appears that Count Alexander de Lesseps decided it was time to trade in his current wife and replace her with a younger bitch. I knew this fool was cheating on LuAnn!

Apparently the Countess was already suspicious for a while now, that he was cheating and I heard also during the filming of season 2 her suspicions where getting more and more alarming! And you could tell! Remember when the Count couldn’t be reached on his cell phone during Victoria’s horse competition and LuAnn was all pissed. (Read my recap I was making fun of him being at the strip club, so I was close!)

And afterwards you could hear LuAnn  telling Kelly that she (Kelly) is lucky to not be married. Remember that shit? That’s probably why she was being a super Bitch this last season. That explains a lot. I already had a feeling this dude was out Sanchoing around with a younger Ho!

This is what a friend of hers told Page Six

March 31, 2009 —

THE countess is now count-less.

Friends of “The Real Housewives of New York City” star Countess Luann de Lesseps say the former model has split with Count de Lesseps.

A close pal said, “They decided to separate. She got wind he was seeing somebody and he didn’t answer her when she called. He finally sent her an e-mail saying he was with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva and he was serious with her.”

The revelation came as a shock to the countess, who celebrated her 16th anniversary with her husband on March 16.

“Luann was blindsided. She was just devastated,” the close friend told Page Six. “They have basically lived apart for many years — he lives in Europe and comes and goes as he pleases, but she never thought this would happen.

“It has been very rough for her and the children [Victoria and Noel], but she’s taking the high road and will remain friends with him,” the source added. “She has no intention of making it bitter or becoming angry. She’s just trying to come to terms with [the separation and impending divorce]. She feels this is the ultimate test for her to handle this with dignity and grace.”

Luann — whose book, “Class With the Countess,” comes out next month — has told friends that, no matter what, “I will always be the countess.”

A rep for Luann said, “It is obviously a very difficult time for the countess and count, but they plan to remain friends and their primary focus will be to do what is best for their two children.”

Meanwhile, the rep adds that an unidentified man the countess was reported being seen with over the weekend is “just a friend — that’s it.”

Uhmm lets see? She didn’t expect that and it was a shock to her?Really I thought it came with the territory and all goldiggers knew that.

Old dude was already twice her age! Yes, twice! And was already married 4 times before her, so that means that he already had his walk around the apple like a few thousand times and was never around LuAnn or the kids, was always in another country, lives in Europe and comes and goes as he pleases and I thought she was a little  smarter than that, at first, but I guess noooot! I bet Grandpackula already had another family in another country with kids and everything. Dang he was playing her like a piano it sounded like a concert, up in that bitch and she was shocked?

Yeah well sucks to be her right now, but I guess that eventuallity comes with the territory of being a trophy wife with an expiration date of about 15 to 20 years from the start date of the marriage and once that time has passed or is coming up its time to trade her in like a used car.

Yes someone finally snapped and is threatening to kill crazy ass Vicki! Some crazy ass violent bitch out there is saying that she is gonna kill Vicki and has threathened her by phone and email that they gonna kill her ass. The sheriff are investigating to find out who is the master mind behind the death threaths and believe it’s a deranged fan of the show. Some Bitches takes this show waaaaay too seriously, I tell you!

So who do you guys think it is Lynne or Gretchen? HA HA HA! Just kidding!

I cant wait till they find out who the stupid bitch is behind the death threats.

O.C. “Real Housewife” Gets Real Threats

Posted Mar 30th 2009 3:30PM by TMZ Staff

Cops say someone hates one of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” so much, they’ve actually made threats on her life.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Department is investigating two death threats received by Vicki Gunvalson. We’re told sheriffs believe the two threats came from “a fanatical female fan who takes the show way too seriously.”

According to Sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino, Vicki received one of the threats through a phone call — and the other through an email sent to another cast member from the show, Jeana Keough. The email told Keough not to worry about Gunvalson because she “would take care of Vicki for her.”

An investigation is currently underway.

Kim Zolciak ditched her own charity event

I should of posted this shit like 2 days ago, but just to keep track of this ho its going up now. Supposedly Kim Zolciak now also has a charity called “Shoes for Shattered Hearts” which sells shoes to help battered women.

Which is funny because didnt Nene also have a charity called “Twisted Hearts” which helped battered women also so now Kim had to run out and start her own fucking  charity because since the other Bitches had one she had to get one also, to seem important; and since she is such a big fucking super talented star and America’s sweetheart who will no doubt get her star on the walk of fame and all that fluffy shit! HA HA HA!! YEA RIGHT! I CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!

So this past Saturday 03/21/09, This ho and her flea infested wig, was supposed to host the first event of her bullshit charity at Monkee’s in Sugarloaf and the bitch ditched! Her and her maggot infested roadkill wig  ditched her own fucking event for charity to go on vacation! Nice! So much for helping battered women .

She is such a joke this bitch wins the crown for queen of the douchebags, dumbass whores who shouldn’t be doing charity work because they wouldn’t know charity if satan himself fucked her in the ass with his pitchfork” And that already happened to Kim many, many, many times  so I guess were done here . What a fucking tool!

Apparently another person who also thinks she is a big joke is the events organizer she said: “It’s a sucker punch to the stomach. But my goal is to get shoes to these women. I hope we get more boxes of shoes than we know what to do with.”

But I think I can help Kim! Yes I will be nice and help her. Next time she wants to take off on vacation and pretend like she gives a fuck about any charity,  I found her a double that looks like her twin! This hot young lady  below her  named  is Edna she gives hand-jobs at some truck stop. Edna is willing to host the event, next time Kim happens to feel like ditching any event she happens to pretend to give  2 craps about!

And Edna is willing to do it for two cigarette butts a used condom and any spare change you got! Hey times are hard! I think Kim should take her up on her offer its a good deal!

This chick looks just like Kim I was fooled I thought it was Kim and she smokes like a carton a day so they both sound maaaannnly! Its perfect! But to be honest I think Edna is hotter than Kim!

More news! This time its Nene and Kim! They got into it and Nene was ready to punch Kim in the face! I supposed it happened when the filming was going on. Neighbors called the police and Bravo had to send everyone home before someone got killed or arrested! They should change the name to “The Real Super Ghetto Ass Housewives of Atlanta” What the fuck its up with these broads? You Bitches know what this means right ? That’s right, this next season its gonna be good! Here is the original article:

ANOTHER ATLANTA HOUSEWIVES BLOW UP!! KIM AND NENE START FIGHTING … NEIGHBORS CALL POLICE!!!

March 20, 2009. More DRAMA from the Atlanta housewives. MediaTakeOut.com told you a few days ago that Sheree got PUNCHED … well now it’s NeNe and Kim’s turn.

According to one of MediaTakeOut.com’s snitches, the two ladies went at it last night. The insider explained, “Kim and NeNe were yelling at the top of their lungs … and NeNe had her finger in Kim’s face.”

And the insider claims that they caused such a commotion that neighbors had to CALL THE POLICE to get them to stop. MediaTakeOut.com’s snitch added, “The neighbors were upset with all the noise,”

But luckily for all, the night ended without anyone getting arrested. The tipster explained to MediaTakeOut.com, “Bravo [producers] Bravo threw out everyone – because the situation was becoming dangerous.”

DUH-RAMA!!! The New York Housewives are heating up … but if this gets any juicier, they may have to cut the season short to get to these crazy broads…

I just found out Sheree Whitfield got punched during the filming of the show! And no, it wasnt by Nene like we would of expected, but by some promoter guy named Tony Shorter! Apparently Sheree got upset at him because he used her name to promote some event without her permission. The confrontation started mellow and normal and then all shitty hell broke loose and it turned into a heated argument, ended up he called her a broke ass bitch and she called him gay or something and then he punched her! here is the original article from Mediatakeout.

DRAAAA-MMMMA!!! FIGHT BREAKS OUT DURING THE FILMING OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA … SHEREE ALLEGEDLY GETS PUNCHED!!!

March 17, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind of an EXPLOSIVE piece of news. We spoke to a person close to the filming of the Bravo show the Real Housewives Of Atlanta and they claims that a FIST FIGHT broke out on the set.

Well – it wasn’t actually a fist fight. Sheree just GOT PUNCHED!!!

According to MediaTakeOut.com’s snitch, Sheree was upset that an Atlanta promoter named Tony Shorter was publicizing an event using her name – which she claimed, she never authorized. The confrontation started off civil then –all of a sudden – things went left. The insider explains, “[Tony] called Sheree a broke b*tch and Sheree [retaliated by] calling him a [DERROGATORY WORD FOR A GAY PERSON].”

And that’s where the details get a little fuzzy. According to our snitch, a split second after Sheree said those fateful words – a fist came out of nowhere and allegedly punched Sheree in her arm – HARD! The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “I can’t say who did what to whom, but Sheree was hurt … I think she’s going to try and sue someone and get some money.”

Dang Sheree … you shouldn’t be calling anyone out there name … But we ain’t down with no one beatin’ on you…

I cant keep up with this ho and I know you bitches loove hearing all the gossip on her scandalous ass now more drama . Jay Photoglou attacks again:

Exclusive: Gretchen’s Rossi’s ‘ex’ to take lie detector test

An upcoming court showdown has just taken a dramatic new turn for Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi.

Gretchen has taken out a temporary restraining order against Jay Photogiou, who may or may not have been her secret lover, depending on whose version of the story you believe. She claims Jay threatened to kill her and her dogs and burn down her house.The two are headed to court on March 27.

Now RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Jay will take a lie detector test and present the results in court!

Jay told RadarOnline.com that he will answer the key question: Did you threaten to kill Gretchen?

Gretchen, 31, filed the original restraining order request March 6. The Reality TV star has had more drama than a marathon of Lifetime TV movies! In court papers she claimed Jay tried to break into her house, threatened to strangle her in the middle of the night and hang himself in her bedroom to prove they lived together.

She says they never had a romantic relationship. He says they did. She has given interviews, however, where she says they dated for a very short time before she was engaged to Jeff Beitzel, who is now deceased.

It’s a never-ending war of words between the Bravo star and her ex (or maybe not) lover.

Hook up the polygraph!

Now the Real Housewives of Orange County star is getting cozy with Slade Smiley.  The two were snapped Wednesday on a boat in Newport Beach applying suntan lotion on each other and kissing.  Slade was former O.C. Housewife Jo De La Rosa’s ex-fiancé. He also dated another ex-O.C. Housewife, Lauri Waring.

Apparently Gretchen Rossi is now also chasing some Woman of the Year title for a leukemia charity by collecting donations and whoever collects the most becomes woman of the year. People are questioning whether this ho is doing it for the Attention Whore Personality Disorder full blown Syndrome she is having now or to be helping that cause I hope its both so she can use her evil for good! (see I spelled Ho right that time!)

Also these dirty pictures of her with Slimey are getting smeared all over the Internet.These fucking pictures look like the beginning of a porno. Maybe thats next. The craziest rumor I heard is that the bitch may be prego with Slimeys baby. But that sounds too far fetched so I don’t believe that one!

What I want to know is what happened to Jo? Didn’t Jo said her and Gretchen were good friends and Gretchen had said some shit about Jo crying when she heard that Gretchen and Slimey had kissed. And also if I remember correctly didnt Gretchen said that she wouldn’t do Slimey either because of her friendship with Jo or some other crap about her refusing Slimey’s attentions like she was some celestial virgin, but then all of the sudden she is sucking  on him all over the place. These pictures even look as if they were staged.

There’s other rumors that she is riding the Slimey dick so that this will ensure her a spot on the next housewives show or her own show. And yet another rumor that there are 2 housewives that have not being confirmed a spot on RHOC season 5. Could one of them be Gretchen?

What I want to know is what does Jo say of all this shit and what happened to that Bitch? Wasnt Slimey her “manager” did he suddenly realize he wasnt making money from that other trick with no talent, so when he saw that Gretchen was getting money from her grandpa after he died he just dropped Joe like a flaming turd, and latched on to Gretchen. Then he used the excuse he will get her a spot on the show and he can also live rent free and plush while doing Gretchen from behind! Wow genius gigolo people! Gretchen met her match!

All these pictures and all this “look at me shit”  is really starting to smell like a rancid publicity stunt masterminded by Gretchen and Slimey! I mean who took these pictures? They look staged. Also it looks like she never hocked that ring that papa money bags gave her. Kinda of creepy she still wearing it while riding Slimey. I wonder what spin Bravo is going to put on all this bullshit next season!

The Sopranos are back on, or I mean the Real Housewives of New Jersey!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to premiere in May 12th.  Holy shit I dint think that Bravo was gonna go there but they did!  It happened oh My God it happened! Holly Jesus! These skanks already have a luggage set  plus 16 RVs, each, full of drama and they all related in some way! Holly shit! Now we are going to have a housewives version complete with big hair, fake nails tacky-skank clothes and nasally New Jarsey accents! I love it! This shit is mutating into a spoiled-high maintenance-skank full of drama and dog piss monster.

I cant wait. Its gonna be like watching a car full of crusty cat shit, dirty syringes and used condoms crash into a brick wall you cant look away!

One of these tricks even has a husband that cheated on her like 234 times before they got married and she still married his ass and he admitted to cheating! Holy crapola! And this is only the shit we know about imagine all the shit that we don’t know about!

I am not making this shit up check this out:

Real Housewives of New Jersey’ have ‘Sopranos’ connection

There couldn’t be a “Real Housewives of New Jersey” without a little “Sopranos.”

The cast of the Garden State version of the Bravo series, filmed in and around Franklin Lakes in Bergen County, includes sisters Dina and Caroline Manzo, who married the brothers who own Paterson’s storied The Brownstone, a catering hall that has been featured on the HBO series.

What’s more, the paterfamilias of the clan, restaurateur Albert “Tiny” Manzo was found naked, partially bound in plastic and shot to death inside the trunk of his Lincoln Continental in Hillside in 1983. In a case that went all the way up to the state Supreme Court, the judges ruled that his widow could not collect on his life insurance policy because the 350-pound man lied on his application about having diabetes.

What else did we dig up on these Housewives? Dina Manzo, described by People magazine as an interior designer, event planner and founder of the children’s cancer charity Project Ladybug, appeared with her future husband on VH1’s “My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding.” The bill for the million-dollar-plus nuptials included a $10,000 Badgley Mischka gown, $50,000 for hand-blown glass butterflies, and nearly $500,000 in flowers. The tender memory of her future husband admitting on camera that he had cheated on her? Free.

Her sister Caroline is a mother of three and the owner of a real estate firm, and their brother Chris is married to another castmate, Jacqueline Laurita, a former cosmetologist turned stay-at-home mom. (She has a teenage daughter from another marriage and a six-year-old son with Chris.)

Rounding out the cast: Teresa Giudice, who has three young daughters with husband Joe, who owns a construction company, and Danielle Staub, a single mother of two daughters who boasts of being one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. In a clip reel shown to reporters last year, Staub boasted of 19 engagements and of kissing Mick Jagger. We’re not sure which of those three accomplishments is more impressive.

The show premieres May 12. We know you’re gonna watch.

Our favorite Gold Digging Ho Gretchen Rossi got a new job offer as a spokes model for some goldigging bimbo site check this shit out.

From The Frisky:

Gretchen Rossi to Become Professional Gold Digger

Since Gretchen is so talented at fucking old emancipated super rich men out of money,  she is perfect for that job.  I am glad someone is offering that ho a job since the real state market in OC is in the diarrhea toilet right now and that bitch is being going through the million that popa money bags left her. That’s right I heard he left her a million, not confirmed just heard, which I am sure with her lavish spending habits it ain’t shit. And tickets to the Lakers are expensive and so is brand new fucking Range Rovers and shit like that. Since Slade Slimey is a broke ass and homeless he is more than likely muching off Miss Rossi it seems.

Gretchen is being seeing buying cars with Slimey and going with him to Lakers games and all kinds of other places, you know it must be her that’s paying for that shit, because that fool is a broke ass either that or he is spending the money he supposedly owes for child support on this Ho. But I really think is her spending it on his ass. I guess since Jeff played sugar papa to her it is now her turn to play sugar momma to Slimey. This mothafucka is gonna run her dumb ass out of money if she don’t watch it. Karma is a bitch.

Bitch better hurry up and find herself, a new sugar papa which I am sure she will before the money runs out if she is smart.

Or I sure hope she is invested some of that money into shit like diamond encrusted vibrators or some venture she understands. I wouldn’t want Bravo booting her ass for being broke or what will my gossiping life become without her punk ass to talk shit about.

Gretchen and Slimey at the Lakers game.