The Real Housewives of New Jersey
The Sopranos are back on, or I mean the Real Housewives of New Jersey!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to premiere in May 12th. Holy shit I dint think that Bravo was gonna go there but they did! It happened oh My God it happened! Holly Jesus! These skanks already have a luggage set plus 16 RVs, each, full of drama and they all related in some way! Holly shit! Now we are going to have a housewives version complete with big hair, fake nails tacky-skank clothes and nasally New Jarsey accents! I love it! This shit is mutating into a spoiled-high maintenance-skank full of drama and dog piss monster.
I cant wait. Its gonna be like watching a car full of crusty cat shit, dirty syringes and used condoms crash into a brick wall you cant look away!
One of these tricks even has a husband that cheated on her like 234 times before they got married and she still married his ass and he admitted to cheating! Holy crapola! And this is only the shit we know about imagine all the shit that we don’t know about!
I am not making this shit up check this out:
Real Housewives of New Jersey’ have ‘Sopranos’ connection
There couldn’t be a “Real Housewives of New Jersey” without a little “Sopranos.”
The cast of the Garden State version of the Bravo series, filmed in and around Franklin Lakes in Bergen County, includes sisters Dina and Caroline Manzo, who married the brothers who own Paterson’s storied The Brownstone, a catering hall that has been featured on the HBO series.
What’s more, the paterfamilias of the clan, restaurateur Albert “Tiny” Manzo was found naked, partially bound in plastic and shot to death inside the trunk of his Lincoln Continental in Hillside in 1983. In a case that went all the way up to the state Supreme Court, the judges ruled that his widow could not collect on his life insurance policy because the 350-pound man lied on his application about having diabetes.
What else did we dig up on these Housewives? Dina Manzo, described by People magazine as an interior designer, event planner and founder of the children’s cancer charity Project Ladybug, appeared with her future husband on VH1’s “My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding.” The bill for the million-dollar-plus nuptials included a $10,000 Badgley Mischka gown, $50,000 for hand-blown glass butterflies, and nearly $500,000 in flowers. The tender memory of her future husband admitting on camera that he had cheated on her? Free.
Her sister Caroline is a mother of three and the owner of a real estate firm, and their brother Chris is married to another castmate, Jacqueline Laurita, a former cosmetologist turned stay-at-home mom. (She has a teenage daughter from another marriage and a six-year-old son with Chris.)
Rounding out the cast: Teresa Giudice, who has three young daughters with husband Joe, who owns a construction company, and Danielle Staub, a single mother of two daughters who boasts of being one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. In a clip reel shown to reporters last year, Staub boasted of 19 engagements and of kissing Mick Jagger. We’re not sure which of those three accomplishments is more impressive.
The show premieres May 12. We know you’re gonna watch.
hahaha ~ well they get the vote for ugliest housewives fo sho, yikes!
Ohhhh mieeee Gawwwdddd! And just shoot me in the effing head right now. I will not watch this crap. EVER.
By the way, I read on another website that the Ladybug Foundation KEEPS more money than it actually donates to its cancer foundation. Google it…
I think that this version of Real Housewives is going to tank.
All these chicks from the East Coast don’t have the flavor that the West Coast b@tches have.
And as the previous poster stated, I have to agree that the chicks are not attractive at all.
Also, I don’t know that if my eardrums will be able to handle the New Jersey accents.
I might have to have my Chiuhua scratch my eardrums out with her nails, from the horrid sound that is going to come out of these womens’ mouths.
This is gonna be the straw that breaks the camel’s back – and this is coming from a bland east-coaster.
I must admit, I love the Housewives series…Its mindless entertainment. However, I wish that we, as women, were portrayed in a better light. Im 29 y/o business savvy woman, yet I remain grounded and humble to my fiance (who never treats me like an object). It would be great if these “wealthy” women/families could do more than shop to contribute to society. —- Perhaps instead of shopping and/or being so superfical, perhaps…they could adopt several families who are living in “tent cities)…just a thougt.
I think it’s great that NJ gets some of the spotlight. I don’t think that the people fromt the square states realize that NJ is where it’s at! We have EVERYTHING right around the corner.
Does anyone know if this is the Dina who gave birth to a baby boy on 10-07-1991? She was from the New Jersey area but the adoption was done in Ohio. Her name was Dina, the age is the same. Thanks