The crazy fuckers from that crazy ass blog, The Dirty.com keep fucking with Gretchen and even thought the bitch got all pissed off that they posted pictures of her crazy drunk ass pooping out a miss Skanky the Rossi poo on the shitter, those fuckers are still fucking with her. She went and called the police, the fire dept, the major of Orange County, the CIA and president Obama and cried that they stole her camera. Boohoo hoo bitch!

Then she had her lawyer send dirty Nik a cease and desist whatchamathingy notice so they would quit fucking with her, but what those those fuckers do again? Kept fucking with her, and instead added more pictures of her crazy ass showing her jugs, while she is sitting in what looks like a car, but you can only see the top part of her. HA HA HA HA! Here is the link  The Dirty. There will be more dirty pictures of our favorite gold digging skank coming up since dirty Nik tells everyone  “you and I know what pictures are next”.

An update came up a couple of days ago where The Dirty again posted more pictures of her on the toilet the dirty states that she has a fetish for taking toilet modeling pictures, well maybe she can be a toilet model and demonstrate how to properly shit and wipe your ass  although, I don’t know about the wiping her ass part since obviously Gretchen hasn’t learned that yet, since she loves having people taking pictures of her on the toilet and having them end up all over the Internet.

The Dirty also states that the ring she had was a bunch of bullshit cubic zirconia which someone, made a comment on here also a few days ago. Also it appears that the ring was custom made to look real and Gretchen didn’t want anyone to film it close up so they couldn’t tell it was fake and Jeff never paid for the ring so creditors where going after Gretchen.

She should of never taken those damn, toilet and tits pictures in the first place. But I guess when she was drunk that day it was a good idea to have Jay and all his 15 drunken buddies take pictures of her showing her boobs. She probably also thought it was a good idea to  take turns giving all those dudes blowjobs! HA HA HA!

I bet the real reason she is  pissed is because she ain’t making money of those pictures  right now.  She should just quit her whining use those pictures and her amazing supper whore gold digging skank skills of genius as a springboard to  go get on Playboy or some other dirty magazine like Hustler  and if those places don’t take her there is always the   skankier dirtier shit like those $2.50 cent magazines that they sell in those newspaper self serving stands. She is gonna need the money when the million runs out or else how is she going to support Slade Slimey, if she wants to keep him around?

I dint know that plastic surgeons can charge for volleballs stuffed inside stretched beef jerky that’s been left out in the sun for 5 days!

If I were Kelly Killoren Behemoth’s scary fake tetas I be trying to escape from that delusional bat shit crazy ass bitch too!.  I can totally now understand, why it took her 1 hour and a half to get ready and showed up fashionably rude bitch late, at her own homemade frat and keg Halloween party.

When she puts her brawer on, she needs two large men, to tie each teta individually with industrial strength bungee cord as they both simultaneously struggle to tie them up together; and for the split second in which her tetas are together they try very hard to put a brawer on which doesn’t fucking work anyways, because the brawer is only on her for like 20 minutes before her tetas are flying in the wind trying to escape from her obnoxiousness, I mean fabulosity.

Her scary tetas do get along, its just that one is trying to escape one way while the other one is trying to escape the other way, in order to distract Kelly,  she keeps trying to beat them back in her chest,  kind of  like how, she tries to hide her huge cock between her legs by ducktaping that shit back under her thong but, on that shot it looks like her duck tape came undone and her dick is trying to escape through her stomach. I wonder if she asked the janitor for some duck tape to tape her dick back?

That bitch better ask that plastic surgeon for her money back  for that fucked up boob job and when she goes to get her nasty ass chichis fixed, she better do something about that huge king Kong  cock.  Maybe this time get the full operation, you know, and finally become a woman. I can see now why the police booked her as a man.

WTFuck is that her cock? And she is sucking in her gut like she is holding a fart!

Apparently there have being some blogs saying that Gretchen Rossi’s whole face was made in a Barbie doll lab by a mad scientist who made her face from melted Barbies and deceased models that were dipped in wax before! Real creepy shit people! Real creeeeepie shit! here is a before and after picture. There is a whole body creepy ass picture of her with this ugly mug in   thedirty.com. That picture gave me nightmares!

And the latest thedirty.com picture is soo disgusting she is taking a shit on the toilet all drunk of her ass like a $2.00 dollar ho’ I threw up and had to wash my eyes out with Holy Bleach and pray to Jesus that I dint go blind. That pic was too gross even I ain’t about to post it up. But you can enjoy it here is the link :thedirty.com

HA HA HA! MY FUCKING RIBS HURT FROM LAUGHING! Bonnie Hunt’s little skit says exactly what I was thinking when I saw that bitch running in front of the cab like a dumb shit! HA HA HA HA HA! That was beautifully genius!

Kelly Killoren Behemoth apparently thinks her shit don’t smell because she is just fabulous that fabulousnes just whistles naturally out of her asshole and  cabs will never run her scary looking ass over because she is just soo important.

She also thinks it’s cool when she threatens other people who are talking shit about her on blogs because she so “up here and everyone else is down here!”. Even though she is the attention whore that went on a reality show where everyone is going to watch her with a microscope and clown on all of her moments of extreme  and ridiculous violent insanity, foolishness and foaming at the mouth and the coke don’t help! Didn’t she know that all of us clowning on her dumb ass is part of the contract? Here is what she told some lady via email  when she went all ape shit that people was talking shit about her.

Meet Princess  Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar the Mistress that replaced Luann

Yes the mysterious woman is in reality a real Princess she is the granddaughter of some king named King Abajifar, the last King from the Gibe Kingdom of Jimmaa, which is in Ethiopia.The real Princess is also the niece of Ababiya Abajobir, another rich dude in the Oromo-Ethiopian countries. He also founded the Oromo Liberation Front, which is some kind of a guerrilla squad business.

Anyways she got offended that everyone was calling her the Ethiopian woman like as if she was some peasant ho’ and so it was her and the Count that decided it was time everyone knew who she was. So now she is gonna be the next Real Housewife of New York getting hammered and fighting with the other bitches at all the society events. Stay tuned! I’m just fucking with you! But woundt that be some funny ass shit?

What fucking coke head hairy butt-hole did Bravo find Kelly in? This bitch likes to hire young hot latin gay men to pretend they like her so that she can beat on them later, resulting in her getting arrested booked as a dude and sued, fails miserably at trying to intimidate other people when they tell her the truth that she is a snobby delusional twat, gets fired from her modeling job for being an asshole, threatens the readers online when they taking shit about her and now someone is suing her leather-boot face because she was jacking their jewelry ideas they came up with.

I wonder if she will continue to get invited to all those fabulous parties in New York, or if this show has ruined her fabulosity and therefore she may become the laughing stock of NYC. The results can be disastrous for Kelly, resulting in all those fabulous peoples with all of their fabulous super rich snobbiness will stop inviting her to all those fabulous parties that are so fabulous and the bitch may end up running through New York, while coked out of her ass, in front of cabs hoping to get hit by a cab because she is bummed that she is not invited to the fabulous parties no more.

Here is the original story , thanks Lizzie.

Kelly Bensimon The other lawsuit you haven’t heard about

[The Owl in Question, hanging from Kelly's neck]

From the tipline: Kelly Bensimon is NOT a jewelry designer as this week’s Real Housewives of NY would like you to believe.  In fact, that Owl design that she proudly displayed on this week’s show are pieces STOLEN from one of our favorite designers, Celeste Greenberg, founder of Tuleste (and an ACTUAL designer).  It gets better: not only are the owl designs NOT Kelly’s, she is currently tied up in a lawsuit about the stolen property with Tuleste!

We spoke to Celeste (who is at Coachella), who declined to comment, but we got confirmation that the lawsuit was indeed in progress…

Digging deeper we got the story: apparently Celeste worked with Kelly as an editor at Elle Accessories and styled her with the owl for Fashion Week, as well as used the owl in her personal shoots.  Kelly told her: “I like your eye! Let’s start a line together!” and as soon as they had started the design, she cut Celeste out of the picture.

Not that Celeste has anything to worry about with or without those silly owls, which have been tainted by Kelly (see photos below).  Tuleste has been killing it with fabulous parties and loads of press from celebrity fans and fashion magazines ranging from BAZAAR to InStyle.  The line has loads of other pieces to choose from anyway.  Kelly has the owl (for now), and she can keep it.  Along with yet another lawsuit (her first one, as you all know is from beating her ex boyfriend).

[Most recent Tuleste Party]

The owls designed by Celeste

I am so exited over the new housewives series after I saw the previews, they make the Atlanta housewives look like nuns.  The cast includes 2 sisters, Dina and Caroline, who are married to 2 brothers one of the brothers owns a catering business. The other housewife is Jacqueline and she is married to Dina and Caroline’s brother, so there is a sister in law there and the other chick, Teresa is their good friend.

There is one Bitch who is not related to the other ones, she is the eviler twin of Sheree Whitfield, because she wants her divorce settlement and wants somebody to save her and her girls because she lacks the capabilities to get a job! And you could tell she is the one the other bitches are gonna use like a pinata, ’cause they gonna hate that bitch.  These bitches are scandalous and you could tell they would kill each other at the drop of a turd. I love it ! Cant wait till May 12th!

Caroline Manzo

The Godmother

Married to her husband Albert for 25 years she has 3 kids her husband owns the Brownstone an events hall. She teaches her kids street smarts and how not to take shit from anybody.

Dina Manzo

The sister of the Godmother.

Dina is married to Albert’s brother Tommy, who apparently has only seen 2 weeks in the 2 years they’ve been married. And Tommy wont be featured on the TV show either. Dina has one teenage daughter from a previous marriage.

Teresa Giudice

The Bitch that’s gonna kick your ass if you get out of line

Teresa a true Italian girl born and raised in Paterson in a Catholic Italian home she is  married to her husband Joe whom she used to play house with as a child, and has 3 little daughters with him. Joe owns a construction business and it looks like Teresa will be getting some new boobs during season 1.

(I like saying this bitches last name its fucking cool!)

Jaqueline Laurita

This bitch is lucky she got accepted into the Family and better NOT FUCK IT UP

Jaqueline Laurita married Dina’s and Caroline’s brother Chris. She also has a teenage daughter from another marriage and a little son CJ with her husband Chris and looks like she may be pregnant now. Congratulations! wanting to have more babies in the future. Her husband owns apparel stores.

I forgot this bitches name

This is the one that no one is gonna like specially the God Mother! Ohhhh she is gonna fuck her up! I cant wait till that shit starts

This one is divorced and wants her settlement. She goes to church everyday and at night works giving blow jobs to guys that she met on the internet and she dont know their names. But I guess being an old cougar she cant make ends meets  so she is on the brink of bankruptcy. She is gonna be the one scoring with the other Bitches husband when they not looking so they gonna have to watch out, that’s why Caroline is gonna fuck her shit up

Here is the A List Awards Real Housewives runway show.

First we have Ramona with some horrible green and brown outfit. I liked the colors but the dress wasn’t helping her hide her mommy pouch. The dress itself wasn’t bad but it definitely wasn’t for her figure type, but maybe for someone 20 years younger.

Then we see Vicki who is wearing a dress that’s kind of cute like a shiny trash bag she found in the trashcan behind Fred Segal’s.

Then Sheree enters, that leopard skin top with the black skirt was cool, but them shoes! Those were 20 year old stripper level shoes.

Then there is Kelly, with the other smaller half of the shiny trash bag she manage to wrestle from Vicki. You could tell who lost the fight. Damn Vicki is one vicious Bitch when it comes to her outfits. She even beat the shit out of boyfriend beating she-man Kelly Killoren  Behemoth. That’s very very impressive.Where the fuck were the cameras during all this? Vicki is the ultimate Bitch! They should of made an award for that shit. I would of voted Vicki.

(In the background you can hear Paris Hilton and she sounds like some kind of a porno, demented cartoon! She was creeping me out.)

Then there is Tamra with her long dress outfit. Now, even thought this Bitch irks me most of the time, but I gotta say that was my favorite outfit it was very nice, tasteful, long appropriate for a lady her age, still sexy and it is practical; it can be worn with out underwear so that makes it easy to just lift up. You know for those times she may wanna do Simon like on the boat or a public bathroom.

Then, there’s Kim. Oh my Goddess what is that Ho wearing! That outfit was horrendous! It was like the 70’s threw up on the eighties.  It was like something she pulled out of the vault of the reject Madonna videos from the  smelly asshole of the 80’s. Now, don’t get me wrong some of the 80’s shit was cool, but the shit she was wearing was the reject shit, the horrible outfits that nobody wanted to admit they wore during the coked out 80’s. She has  balls to wear that horrible outfit, I tell you. Did you all see Slade he was all checking that tramp out. Gretchen better watch it, that wig maybe seducing her man!

Next its Laurie’s turn, I don’t even know why that Bitch is here since she is no longer on the show. She is wearing a horrible lumpy jacket over a dress that looks like its kinda of cute but the ugly jacket fucks it up. Paris lies and says “I would so totally wear that” translation : hideous.

Then there is Jeanna and she didn’t change her outfit for this show. Still Paris gets paid to say something and to kiss ass so she says “can I have that outfit after the show?”. Umm I think Bitch needs to eat more of them hamburgers so she can put on weight and fit in a woman’s size not girls size.

Next, we have another Bitch that didn’t bother to change her outfit. Lisa came straight from work and pretended she picked an outfit.

Then there is Lynne from the OC she is wearing a sexy momma outfit similar to Tamra’s but strapless. I guess when Lynne takes hits from the bong she has moments of good taste that forces her to pick out elegant outfits. I voted for Tamra’s and for Lynne’s those were my favorites.  I wonder if I could vote twice.

Nene decided to wrap herself up in foil, after she won the award for A List trophy for Reality’s Guiltiest Pleasure. That foil is a good look for her very hot!

Gretchen had a cute lil’ black dress that she also got, from that vault from the 80’s where Kim got her outfit. Except this one was cute compare to the monstrosity that Kim picked.

Bethenny was wearing a very hoochie momma outfit. Not my fave on Bethenny. She did look like a hot hoochie momma like it was the beginning of a some sort of psychedelic porno. She wiggled her ass at the audience. She’s cute!

So that was that, Bitches!

It is confirmed! The Countess was replaced by real royalty. The new woman that the Count was having the affair with and leaving LuAnn for is a real Princess ! Her name is Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar. HA HA HA! When I found out her name I thought of those bullshit emails people get from some fake ass made up scam artist, trying to get you to deposit some outrageous amount of money into your bank account so they can rip you off! Oh yeah and LuAnn states she will still keep her title.

Here is the original post:

Woman linked to Count de Lesseps is an Ethiopian Royalty

The mysterious Ethiopian woman identified as the cause for the divorce between the reality star LuAnn from The Real Houswives of New York and her husband Count Alexandre de Lesseps has been identified as Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar. She is the granddaughter of King Abajifar, the last King from the Gibe Kingdom of Jimmaa, located in current day Ethiopia.

An inside source close to the Count, wishing to remain anonymous, confirmed the details in an email correspondence.

The Ethiopian princess, and granddaughter of the King, is the niece of Ababiya Abajobir, another prominent man in the Oromo-Ethiopian community. He was one of the founding members of the OLF (Oromo Liberation Front), a guerrilla organization representing the majority Oromo ethnic group of Ethiopia, and served in various positions in the organization throughout its 35 year history.

The source told EthioPlanet that it was the wish of both the Princess and Count Alexandre de Lesseps that she no longer be identified as “‘the Ethiopian woman’ but with her real identity.”

The Princess, of course, is not the only royalty in this match up. Count de Lesseps, as evident from his royal rank, was born into a French aristocracy. His great-great-great grandfather, Ferdinand de Lesseps, who built the Suez Canal and started the Panama Canal, was also present during the presentation of the Statue of Liberty to the United States.

It is, perhaps, of great irony that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps who, on the show, easily assumed the role of royalty in a most pompous way, has now been replaced by a real royalty.

WTF? I didn’t think that it was acceptable or even okay for a Princess to be “the other woman” or the home-wrecker ho’ .

Aaand? Everybody, like her grandpa king whatever the fuck his name is, and all of her royal family okay with this shit? I mean if you’re royalty aren’t you supposed to be all uptight and not be all scandalous, stealing another woman’s man just like any regular ho’ . Okay whatever.

Now after all this embarrassment thanks to the Count here is LuAnn speaking about her divorce. She still calls the Count her husband. Poor thing!

Ramona Singer was booted out of  the VIP room at Sunrise, a popular nightclub in Palm Beach. A week prior to that she was at another club in Miami and was well received.

Then her and a gang of people showed up at  a wingding for The Boys and Girls at the Breakers Club and looted the place for coupons for free drinks for the after party at the Sunrise.

Ramona and her entourage later went to the Sunrise snucked their way into the VIP room and started milking the free drinks.

Neither her or the other dumb asses with her, where tipping too well or buying drinks, plus Ramona’s crazy ass junkie, boogie she likes to dance was starting to scare the other people at that lounge so the people at the Sunrise got pissed off and asked them to move to another part of the room that is more crowded and were people are frying on acid so Ramona and her crazy dance can blend in.

A source from the club said:

“Anyone in the VIP needs to get at least one bottle of something and pay for it, “The Housewives don’t make any money to be on the show, but still. You’d think she could afford a $250-bottle. The VIP room is to create revenues, not lose money.”

I suppose her religious jewelry business must not be doing too well. Damn this economy! How is a Bitch supposed to afford a $300.00 dollar bottle of champagne!