Kelly’s Behemoth volleball boobs are ready to bounce away from her/Real Housewives of NYC
I dint know that plastic surgeons can charge for volleballs stuffed inside stretched beef jerky that’s been left out in the sun for 5 days!
If I were Kelly Killoren Behemoth’s scary fake tetas I be trying to escape from that delusional bat shit crazy ass bitch too!. I can totally now understand, why it took her 1 hour and a half to get ready and showed up fashionably rude bitch late, at her own homemade frat and keg Halloween party.
When she puts her brawer on, she needs two large men, to tie each teta individually with industrial strength bungee cord as they both simultaneously struggle to tie them up together; and for the split second in which her tetas are together they try very hard to put a brawer on which doesn’t fucking work anyways, because the brawer is only on her for like 20 minutes before her tetas are flying in the wind trying to escape from her obnoxiousness, I mean fabulosity.
Her scary tetas do get along, its just that one is trying to escape one way while the other one is trying to escape the other way, in order to distract Kelly, she keeps trying to beat them back in her chest, kind of like how, she tries to hide her huge cock between her legs by ducktaping that shit back under her thong but, on that shot it looks like her duck tape came undone and her dick is trying to escape through her stomach. I wonder if she asked the janitor for some duck tape to tape her dick back?
That bitch better ask that plastic surgeon for her money back for that fucked up boob job and when she goes to get her nasty ass chichis fixed, she better do something about that huge king Kong cock. Maybe this time get the full operation, you know, and finally become a woman. I can see now why the police booked her as a man.
WTFuck is that her cock? And she is sucking in her gut like she is holding a fart!
That is some really, really bad plastic surgery!!! And Kelly’s not ugly because she’s a tall woman. Look at Gabrielle Reece standing next to her — Gabbi Reece is a beautiful, graceful woman (a pro athlete). Gabbi Reece also had a boob job. You can tell by the sudden upward curve of her boob — but at least hers is a good enhancement that doesn’t look like it was performed by Dr. Frankenstein!!! And Gabbi Reece has enough class to wear clothing and not show up naked.
I couldn’t figure out what that other scar was between Kelly’s horribly disfigured boobs and I think you nailed it. It’s either the scar from her partially completed sex-change operation, or it’s not a scar at all — it’s her schlong flopped up against her belly!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! I think you’ve got something there!
Oh — and I think Kelly’s got her fuggindress on BACKWARDS!!!
This is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read i love this blog i love you
What is wrong with her chest? Seriously, why are her tits so far apart? If they’re fake, you’d think she could afford a good surgeon….
Ok i love this blog site because people can tell it like it is, finally somebody sees that she looks like a dude! specially the way she walks on those horseriding pants! what a butch! and that saggy ass! yuck! and her back geez! was she a swimmer??maybe somebody should check about that sex change!
I found this interview with Kelly where she said:
“I would love to do ‘Dancing with the Stars.”
That would be a hoot. Could you see it? Kelly dancing in one direction and her boobs dancing off in two others??????