I don’t know about all you bitches but I cant wait till May 12th when the new Real Housewives of New Jersey starts. Looks like Bravo made another brilliant decision in casting Dina Manzo and all the other crazy Ho’s for the Housewives of New Jersey. Those Bitches are gonna make the Atlanta Ho’s look like mother Theresa, ’cause you can tell!

It just may become my favorite Ho’ Wives show I can also tell that the Ho that looks like the joker, you know the one that said that she needs “someone to save her and her girls” yeah, that Ho’ she is gonna be rotting putrid in jelaousy over Dina and Carolyne will jump in and punch that skank on her joker lips! I cant wait!

Dinna Manzo’s Big Fat Obnoxious Wedding was worth $1,500,000.00 total! I am not fucking with you. She was featured in a show on VH1 called Platinum Weddings were she married her fiancee Tommy who previously had cheated on her a few times! This is the dude she is currently married to, and the one that apparently wont be featured in The Real Housewives of New Jersey, for some reason, and this is also the dude she says she has only seen for like 2 weeks in the two years that they being married, and this was like 2 years ago. During the filming of that episode Dina and Tommy were joking around about how he “was a bad boy” and she says she is going to make him pay for it by spending obnoxious amounts of money on the wedding, which she does!

So Dina goes on her colossal spending rampage mission and gets all kinds of expensive shit like, some colorful real cool as hell looking butterflies made out of crystal or some shit, they were $500.00 each and I guess they ordered 600 of them her dress was $10,000.00 her flowers came to $600,000.00 not to mention all the other shit she got like the tents to hold all the drunken people, there was bottles of wine at $1,000.00 a pop for 600 tables and all the gourmet food that’s fucking awesomely obnoxiously expensive!. I am sure all that expensive shit washed out the rage she felt when she found out Tommy was “a bad boy”.

During the whole time that she is planning all that big ass wedding Dina is all stressed out and just keeps spending and spending and spending more and more money, because she is pissed that Tommy is not involved in the wedding but he keeps inviting more people he ends up photo copying the invitations! It was hilarious!

When she goes to purchase her wedding gown Dina,  gets all  pissed off that all the prettier gowns are under $10,000.00 so she finds one that looks like a tight blouse over a skirt for $10,000.00. I have to admit the dress is pretty but, the other ones that she tried before were better; I guess she had to make Tommy pay for for getting his dick wet with other bitches and there was no other way to do it but to get out of control with the spending on the wedding. At one point even Tommy tells her to quit spending so much fucking money or their gonna be out on their ass or some shit. Anyways it was a fucking “circus” you gotta watch it.

Here is the link to the VH1 video vault. Dina and Tommy Wedding

I have to warn you for some reason the connection kinda sucks on the videos you have to refresh it to watch each episode, maybe it will work better for you though.