There is a lot of people wondering why Caroline told Joker face that she was not forgiving her and Dina didn’t want The God Mother Caroline bringing up the drama but there are some rumors going on that the real reason why The God Mother cant stand Joker face is because apparently a while back before taping began Joker face called Dina’s ex and told him to have Lexi taken from Dina and to call the authorities because Dina was abusing Lexi.
Evil jealous Joker face was hoping that Dina’s ex hated Dina, which is not the case so as a result Dina’s ex, his name is Bill called Dina up and snitched on Joker face and told Dina the bullshit that Bitch was spreading about Dina. Which is the reason why Dina told the God Mother to not bring it up because Dina dint want to go there. This is one of the rumors floating around, but I cant confirm if this is true or not.
Other reasons why the other Bitches cant stand Joker face is because of course she is soo annoying and because at the beginning of taping Caroline and Dina consulted with an entertainment attorney to help them negotiate with Bravo regarding salaries, because Bravo wanted to embarrassed them, I mean film their lives for free. So they asked Joker face to pitch in and this is what happened according to the New York Post:
* Dina and Caroline’s dislike for Danielle pre-dates the show. Why? Because Danielle refused to chip in her portion — said to be $750 — to pay a lawyer, hired by Caroline, to negotiate the women’s “Housewives” contract.
Danielle says she refused to pay because she negotiated her own contract for the show.
“She was like, ‘You are not taking money from my children, you are not taking food out of my children’s mouths,’ ” said Dina.
Ha? I wonder if Joker face negotiated with the producers in the public restroom.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion recap. Parts 1 and 2 mushed together.
During the reunion we learned that Dina is really a brunette and she also has proof that those huge rubberband lips are hers, they look good on her and she still a hot Bitch, looking specially good tonigh. Jacquie looks very pregnant and there was a nurse on the set for her The God Mother decided to dress up like a 50’s housewife, Teresa is also pregnant and brought her big hair and new boobies with her and Danielle looks like the crypt keeper with that long weave, better hope that Bitch isn’t chopping her breakfast on a mirror again, because she looks specially sucked up.
I don’t know what the fuck they were thinking with that cheesey ass set; that shit looked like they went shopping at the yard sale of the 70’s Sonny and Cher Comedy special set, from 1971 and bought all the set prompts that were in the butt- hole of a time capsule vault for like 38 years. Damn that was cheesy!. But I guess when the location is undisclosed and all mysterious and you have to blindfold and drive people there you only have so much time to dress up the set and that’s probably all they could find at such short notice.
On the first part of the confrontation, I mean reunion, Andy jumped head first into the whole famous table-flipping finale, but then he moved on to some other shit about the gay comment and what not. Teresa had to apologize for the comment. Joker face had to make it more dramatic and cry about it. Andy told Teresa he was offended, because he is gay.
After that Andy brought up the whole married to the mafia rumors that are going on in the Internet about the Manzo-Laurita clan; and about her father in law being murdered mafia style. Dina was crying it was obviously uncomfortable. Caroline denied the rumors that her family is connected to the mob and she said “I take tremendous offensive to that,” followed by saying she is going to kick everybody’s ass “I am small but I am scrappy, and you don’t want to mess with me. And I am ready. … I will go head to head to head and toe to toe with anybody that would like to challenge me to say that my husband and his family are involved in organized crime.”
Then we get to the juicey part about “The Book” Andy asks Danielle who was Beverly Merrill and she admits this was her name before she changed it to Danielle Staub aka Angela Minelli aka Joker face. Andy then says ” you’re ex-husband who wrote the book says you where dating a big time Colombian cocaine dealer, that you where a paid escort, a ranging nymphomaniac that, you had a boob job, an eyebrow lift,” which is obvious, just by looking at her fucking tatooed eyebrows that look like she is surprised all the time, reminds me of an East L.A. chola.
Then Andy went on to say to Joker face “and that you are a pathological liar.” Joker face looked all uncomfortable, and you could tell the wheels in her head where starting to turn so that she could come up with some good lies, because that is how it works when you’re and ex-convict. The Bitch lies with a straight face, and responds “okay maybe I will discuss some of it” Andy then asks ” You were dating a big time Colombian cocaine dealer” then she gets all defensive and jumps on Andy and says ” Not, discussing that!” then she continues ” no, one in their right MIND, ever would!” Right which means no one who has being tight with the Colombian cartel and then turned them in, ever would discuss that. But Bitch doesn’t stop to think that she also signed up for a reality TV show where everybody is going to find out her business including all her past shady dirty laundry and all her business is fair game for everyone to know! Then Andy looks at Joker face like he wants to smack her and says “discuss it?” She tells him ” wait for the book,” I guess she has a book as well.
Then she says ” go to number 2 please” She was uncomfortable! Like she is hiding something more, than those taooded eye brows! Then Andy probes her again concerning her involvement with a drug cartel and Andy says “no comment on if you where dating a Colombian cocaine dealer?” she says “no comment” then he asks her if she was a paid escort and the stupid whore just lies with a straight face and says “no.” Then he says “ranging nymphomaniac?” and she proudly of course says ” well I proved that part may be a little bit true” Jacquie was laughing but Dina and Caroline just looked like they threw up in their mouths a little bit.
Joker face also tries to deny the kidnapping involvement and fails miserably at it; she tries to cover her shit by contradicting her self and says, that she was arrested as an accessory with 17 charges brought up against her, she admits that she pled guilty on a plea bargain. Then she denies being a stripper and says she was a burlesque dancer who dance on poles, she says she wasn’t nakid! ,I thought that strippers use poles I never heard of burlesque dancers using poles, whatever Bitch!
The way Joker face acts and the words she uses tells that she is a pathological liar. She acts like people who have being in prison and know how to lie and manipulate in order to survive and her actions and the words and phrases she uses say it all! Dina just laughed at the liar when she tried to deny it. People like Joker face who have criminal records and lived a questionable life, think they can pull the wool over other peoples eyes and think they are smarter than other people but she don’t pull the wool over The God Mothers eyes.
Andy also addresses Joker faces cocaine problem and the Bitch tries to say she didn’t use cocaine and tries to say she was a “pot head”, Yeah, she smoked pot alright to come down from the 2 week coke binges she would go on. Bitch don’t be insulting pot heads!
Then she tries to get sympathy from everyone by saying that her ex used to beat her and that she was raped by the age of 8 because she came from a broken family, then she puts on the water works. Who knows how much of this shit is true or how much is bullshit, the Bitch sure is a far better actress than Gretchen if you asks me, if she really was abused as a baby she needs to get past that bullshit and get some therapy counseling and quit being jealous of other people who didn’t have it shitty like her. GROW UP!
She then starts crying and says that she didn’t have a good family like the Manzos and says they are all fortunate, all this shows is how jealous her tortured soul is she really knows how to use manipulative language to get sympathy! The God Mothers look in her face was like she didn’t believe the bullshit this Bitch was pulling, she looked like she wanted to laugh; but I think some of it is true or else Joker face would of not turned out so shady and skanky!You can tell she is a sad, sad, woman but she needs to get some help for her psychological problems and some prayer would help too! I’m gonna pray for that Bitch, because she is a little cuckoo in la cabeza!
And I also heard this delusional skank is also thinking of running for some political career as a republican, she then shows her fame whoredom addiction by saying that people love her, and embrace her, she has fans that will protect her from her ex-husband and will kill for her because her ex-husband is going down!
Joker face also says that she is an aphrodisiac to people an inspiration yeah just keep telling your delusional crazy ass-self that bullshit. She also says she wants people to want her because she is a fame whore with AWPD (Attention-Whore-Personality Disorder).Meantime the God Mother is just rolling her eyes probably thinking ,what a bunch of bullshit! She also probably wants to punch that Bitch! I don’t blame her.
You could tell that Bitch is shady and has lived the life of the hard knocks and has hung around a few corners and dance poles in her long life as a prostitution-whore. She is a con artist and very street smart like too street smart. So obvious!
Oh yeah Andy also asked Joker face if she blew Don Johnson for money and she smiled and said it was just a make out session. Yeah, whatever veteran prostitute!
The sisters and Jacquie sat together and Joker face was sitting next to Teresa; I guess now that Jacquie stopped talking to Joker face she rather sit by her sisters in-law. Well the good part on all this shit is when Dina and The God Mother explained how the book got passed around that town and made Joker face feel stupid; because she really wanted that book to have being passed around by Dina. Thought the whole reunion if you look at Joker face she shoots some jealousy looks at the sisters and even at Jacquie. But you can tell she specially is jealous of Dina, because Dina has everything Joker face wants, Dina is also very milfy, and Joker face cant stand that!
After Joker face realized that it wasn’t Dina who took the book to the salon you could see how disappointed she was that it wasn’t Dina, she said that she was lied to by the people who told her about the whole book gossip; figures! she is blaming her actions on other people and playing the victim, then she sour of apologize to Dina and Dina accepted.
But then the cliff hanger happened when The God Mother broke down and told Joker face she will never be friends with her skanky creepy crypt keeper looking ass. Joker face acts all surprised like she don’t know what the fuck it is that the God Mother is talking about. Which shows how shady Joker face is.
Apparently way before the cameras where on them Joker face did some scandalous shit to Dina or wanted someone to hurt Dina in some way. The God Mother says she cant forgive that gutter whore.
Dina asks the God Mother not to bring that shit up but briefly tried to explain that “approached someone to do something to me,” Then the God Mother broke down in tears and pointed at Joker face and said “What you did is so disgraceful, and you know what you did, and you can sit there and you can make believe that you are just so forgiving … I am not buying it,” Then she goes on to say “I will not bring it up because she asked me not to,” meaning Dina and then she tells Joker face “But what you did, you are garbage, and you are disgraceful,” and said, “we all know what it is.”
Of course this leaves a big ass cliff hanger for the next season. Joker face later on posted on her blog trying to explain what she believes is the reason Caroline lost her lid with Joker face:
“I only found out later what she was talking about, from someone in her own family. I simply gave a phone number to her ex brother-in-law to contact proper people with questions that he had concerning something that was absolutely none of my business. I was asked to give this information to him. If I had to do it again, I would have declined and preferred not to get involved. But I think my minimal involvement did not justify Caroline’s behavior towards me. How dare they still sit in judgment of ME? There is only one God, and I don’t see God in their eyes. I can only hope God is in their hearts.”
All this bullshit explanation still doesn’t tell us anything but I know it is going to come out, just like everything else! Hang on to your panties Bitches!
After Jacquie threw her family under the bus, specially Dina she finally came to her senses and stopped her friendship with Joker face she told US Magazine “I am not friends with Danielle,”
I guess Jacquie finally realized Joker face is BAAAD news after realizing the rap sheet and criminal record are real, and stopped hanging around that prostitution-whore, she also admits that her family was right about Joker face and hasn’t shown her the new baby because Joker face may give that baby the evil eye, I don’t blame her, she told US “she has never seen the baby, nor will I ever show her. I learned my family was right about her all along.”
What I’m wondering is who the fuck are they going to fight with now and gossip about? who is Teresa going to call a prostitution- whore and throw tables at, and who is The God Mother going to smack around and showe her finger in her face, if Jacquie don’t talk to that puttana anymore? WHO? WHO?! are they going to fuck with?!!
Shit I am worried. Bravo better do something to keep the phenomenal shit storm of drama going.
Danielle is annoying and everything,and I love to punk on her; but that Bitch makes the show.Without that prostitution-whore this show would be boring, BORING! God Bless that Bitch!
Told ya’ Joker face is going to cry victim when creepy Steve Zalewski; the balding duffus ex-boyfriend with ass breath that just got his AARP card tried to release those sex tapes or was going to, as a result of that stunt, Joker face got herself an attorney and took his punk ass to court so he wouldn’t release that shit, and the judge ruled in her favor and temporarily blocked the release of the sex tapes. She says that she didn’t know he was taping her. Right!
Apparently this delusional twat believes that women look up to her and that her private moments should be kept private. Wow! what a heartfelt speech the rest of it was blah, blah, blah.Yeah, sure I believe that Ho, she behaves like an oversexed orangutan in heat offering creepy Steve a blow job in some public restroom, because she likes the thrill of getting caught; I bet it was all her idea to be recorded and the real reason she sued his ass is when he told her that he wasn’t splitting that money with her. Bitch needs her money!
Thank Goddess she took him to court, the world doesn’t need to see a smut-flick starring, this skanks V.D. infested, prunny- cooch, and creepy Steve’s pimply hairy ass slapping the uglies! There would of being a lot of bleeding of the eyes and she stopped that, which saved a lot of people from going blind after their eyes explode, that’s how it goes down Bitches, believe me! That’s the best decision this Ho is made so far!
You gossipy Bitches, I found this juicey gossip on Joker face! Apparently, she also went by the name of Angela Minelli when she was a prostitution whore. According to the FBI reports, Joker face was not busted in a 30 room house like she described to her gay boyfriend, but in some Miami apartment complex with 30 apartments, $16,000.00 in cash and 2 kilos of cocaine.
According to Joker face the FBI is full of shit and lied in all their reports about her; just for the purpose of being gossipy Bitches like Dina and Caroline, because the FBI is jealous of her. Poor old Joker face she is just a victim, at the wrong place at the wrong time. HA!
So what Joker face is saying is that the FBI is nothing but a sowing circle of gossipy old bitches spreading gossip about poor old Joker face in a salon in New Jersey; and all the charges where made up like all the reports that say she was directly involved in the kidnapping of that rich coke head kid and that she participated in kicking his ass, and being the first one that placed the ransom call to that kids dad. The reports state that she was arrested and charged with 8 felonies; she later got off on a plea bargain and send her boyfriend to prison by snitching.
Read the rest of this shit is all here Bitches from a reputable source it even has all the reports from the FBI which Joker face says were sealed:
JUNE 23–Now that Bravo is milking additional episodes out of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the cable network’s hit series about a quintet of Garden State lovelies, we’ve decided to join the examination of the tawdry history of the show’s true star. Archived federal court records provide a detailed account of the criminal, drug, prostitution, and informant history of Danielle Staub, the 46-year-old lightning rod from the reality TV program. Staub, once known as Beverly Ann Merrill, was arrested by FBI agents in June 1986 for her role in a kidnapping plot that grew out of a cocaine deal gone bad. According to documents filed in U.S. District Court in Miami, Merrill and Daniel Aguilar, who distributed narcotics for a Colombian drug family, sought to extort a $25,000 ransom from a man whose son they were holding. The captive, Carmen Centolella, was blamed by Merrill and Aguilar for the botched drug deal, which cost them a kilo of cocaine worth about $24,000, according to the below criminal complaint. Merrill and Aguilar were arrested after federal agents traced ransom calls they placed to Centolella’s father.
Merrill was busted in a Miami apartment in which agents discovered six kilos of cocaine and about $16,000 in cash. In a subsequent indictment, Merrill was charged with eight felonies, including extortion, cocaine possession, and narcotics conspiracy. Prosecutors allege that Merrill placed the first call to Centolella’s father and “threatened injury or death” to his son “unless a sum of money was paid.” Facing the possibility of decades in prison, Merrill quickly opted to flip. In August 1986, she copped to a single felony count and signed a plea agreement pledging to “provide full and complete cooperation” with federal prosecutors and FBI agents. Merrill’s plea, the agreement noted, exposed her to a maximum of 20 years in prison. Merrill’s decision to snitch out her cohorts resulted in threats allegedly directed at her by Aguilar and his family, prosecutors contended in one motion.
Merrill, who at the time used the alias “Angela Minelli,” received one phone call warning, “Angela, your life is at an end, honey,” and another from a male caller noting, “I saw you walking your dog–I wouldn’t take that kind of risk.” The government motion further described Merrill’s role in the botched cocaine deal, noting that she “took one of the kilos from Aguilar to Centolella’s apartment for testing.” There, she was accosted by four armed men who robbed her of the cocaine. According to an FBI report, when Aguilar was interviewed by agents following his arrest, he stated that “Angela” was the “common link” that put him together with Centolella, the prospective cocaine buyer. Centolella, he said, knew that “Angela had sources that could provide a kilo of cocaine.” He later described “Angela” as a friend whose last name he did not know. “She also uses cocaine,” he told agents.
During a court hearing, FBI Agent Robert Favie testified that Merrill met Aguilar while she was working for an escort service (Aguilar was a customer). Asked by Aguilar’s attorney if he had checked into Merrill’s background as a prostitute, Favie replied, “I know that she has told me that she has worked for an escort service, yes.” In November 1986, Merrill was sentenced to five years probation for her extortion conviction (by comparison, Aguilar got 15 years after pleading out to extortion and cocaine possession counts). She was also ordered to participate in a drug treatment program and submit to weekly urinalysis tests during the first six months of her supervision. Two years after Merrill’s sentencing, a substance abuse counselor (who worked in conjunction with Merrill’s probation officer) recommended that, “considering the severity of Beverly’s drug history and her former drug life style,” that her “mandate for drug aftercare be continued.” Court files do not indicate how Judge Eugene Spellman, who sentenced Merrill, ruled on this request. In a recent interview with People magazine, Staub claimed records from her criminal case were “sealed” and that she was only charged as an “accessory.” (26 pages)
I just heard through a little birdie on FB that Jeana’s house is for sale! So if you have $5,500,000.00 to blow on a house contact her agent here is the link: Jeana’s house for sale.
Also I was told that Kelly Ellis the designer for Jeana posted on her Face Book that Jeana will come back for season 5. So all you Bitches that were depressed can stop crying now.
The longer edition of the last episode revealed a few things that were not on the regular episode, for example it revealed that Joker face didn’t exactly leave after Teresa made it clear that she didn’t want her there any more but instead hung around like a putrid stench after a 500 pound rhino took a shit on big foots dick.
We also got to see the God Mothers’ Caroline’s reaction to Teresa when she was going off and flipping that table. Priceless!
And we also saw Christoper getting tossed “like a rag doll” to the side, he tells us that he had to restrain men, that are twice Teresa’s size and even they never could of tossed him like that. Bitch is like the Hulk. Teresa doesn’t even remember any of this shit. God Bless that Bitch!
I made a list of the funniest smart ass comments everyone made during their camera time and placed them in order:
10. Caroline describes how she wants to kick Joker face’s ass: “I’m like the Tasmanian Devil, you cannot hold me down”
9. Dina talking about “The Book”: “It was geared towards me, I was like, what you tawking about Willis?”
8. Jacquie:“I think everyone used that dinner to get everything off their chest… for Teresa it was the table”
7. Christopher describes getting tossed by Teresa: ” She kind of tossed me like a rag doll”
6. Teresa making fun of Joker face: “When Danielle started tawking, it was whatever, blah, blah blah!”
5. Christopher describes the table flip: ” If you’re not familiar with the table flip, you’re not from New Joysey”
4.Teresa on the effect the table flipping had on her marriage: ” I should flip tables more often”
3. Christopher: “Danielles’ got a pair of balls” Yea can we say tranni?
2. Ashley on Teresas’ table flip: ” Only Teresa can make flipping a table look hot!” I think Joe agrees.
And the number one smart ass comment of all goes to Lexi, yes she is her mother’s daughter for her smart ass comment, and I say this with love; because I was cracking up laughing when she said this shit:
1.Lexy: ” I kinda wanted to stay and see the fight, because it was funny”
I agree with her! That was some funny shit!
By the way Joker face creepy ending when she was standing outside the restaurant, lighting up a cigarette and talking shit about Dina and where all this got her, notice how her daughters where also part of indulging freely in the shit talk concerning Dina and Teresa and then suggesting how Joker face should use brass knuckles. Joker face remains me of a comic book evil villain and her daughters are her little side kicks. Her poor kids don’t know any better. I’m just saying.
Yeah I could of told ya’ this was coming! So obvious, apparently creepy Steve, the ex-boyfriend of Danielle Joker face Staub is pissed because, while dating train wreck Joker face it not only costs him lots of money, but now everyone and their grandmother figured out he is not really 26 but 46; because of his exposure on the show. He told the Star Magazine that he has some sex tapes of him porking Joker face (disgusting) and of Joker face abusing herself for the camera.
He also says that she likes doing it everywhere she can, like public bathroom floors on top of dirty needles, in the park while everyone and their grandma are watching, and of course the confessional at church. He also trashes her and says that she is a broke ass joke that couldn’t pay her bills or buy groceries so she borrowed money from him now he wants to recoup that money. Well I guess Joker faces kid was right he is creepy and also a jerk. Hopefully some of that money can also go to Joker face she is got kids to feed and Ho’s gotta eat too!
However now I think Joker face is gonna come out crying and saying he victimized her and she innocently just did the sex tapes with a guy she was casually dating with the purpose of just dumping his punk ass later on the show, how could he do this to her? Watch she will pull the victim card again.
I also bet she is enjoying all this attention, gotta hand it to her she is a genius at self promoting herself . She knew if she let this guy video tape her it would leak just like the damn book and she is going around saying she wants to be in Playboy, of course.
This Bitch, just like our beloved Gretchen, also has AWPD (Attention Whore Personality Disorder) and this disease is helping her to become the biggest, raunchiest, creepiest, skank to ever star on the Real Housewives franchise. I hope they come back with another season of this insanity I love this shit!
Danielle Staub’s exhibitionism could come back to haunt her, big time! The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s cougar claims he has videos of her engaged in sex acts — with him and by herself — that he’s considering putting on the market!
In an exclusive interview with Star, Steve Zalewski, 27, whom Danielle dated and dumped on the reality hit last week, says his 46-year-old ex was sex-crazed. “Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught,” he says.
“She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms basically every time we went out — she’d get all excited and say, ‘The people can hear you doing it outside!’”
Other lusty locales included the back patio of Danielle’s Wayne, N.J., home, and in cars at a police firing range and a crowded park.
But Danielle’s penchant for showing off could mean big trouble! She and Steve had a bad breakup, he says, due in part to her always borrowing money from him. “She tries to look affluent,” he says. “But sometimes she couldn’t pay the household bills or buy food. Even then, she’d want to borrow 20 grand from me to buy jewelry!”
Now Steve is considering recouping some money by selling steamy naked videos of Danielle! “I’m definitely weighing my options as far as selling them and getting them out there. She cost me so much money, why shouldn’t I make a few dollars?”
