The Real Housewives of OC and their entourage of camera people and crew filmed an episode of their wild train wreck of a show at a lingerie store called La Perla this past Thursday; causing the store to shut down for the evening so these Bitches would get hammered, pig out and fight while they watched male and female models parade around in their skivies for them.

Sounds like my kind of Thursday evening! I hope they got a lot of drama, backstabbing and bitch slapping out of the whole evening of filming. The store shut down from 4pm till 7pm. The OC register also reported on that same article that Jeana Keough is not going to be part of the new season, which is the opposite of what her interior designer Kelly Ellis reported on her Face Book in June.

The new girl that joined the cast of the Real Housewives of OC is Alexis Bellino this was reported in The Dirty earlier. Also an inside source told me that the new girl is married she is 32 and her husband is 46, her husband’s name is Jim, she has kids, and she knows about Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi. Gretchen is Alexis  friend. Alexis is also not from Orange County but she is young, hot and a famewhore so Bravo took her.

Bravo must of  read the blogs about how they don’t pay the New Jersey Housewives for their appearance on the show, and denied all of the stuff on the contract to Access Hollywood. OH and Bravo denied this statement from the contract about how the housewives can shit, pee and screw in front of the camera and how Bravo just needs their consent to film that and put it on the show if Bravo wishes, as stated in the contract. ( I cant believe I missed this shit in my earlier post!)

(i) showering/bathing, (ii) urination/defecation, and (iii) engaging in actual sexually explicit conduct” will not be filmed without prior approval from the cast members.

Bravo denies all the stuff on this contract and says all the stuff we read on it,  is a figment of  our imagination gone wild.

A representative for Bravo told Access Hollywood:

“Rest assured that Bravo’s ‘Housewives’ are all financially compensated for their participation,” a rep for the cable channel told Access. “We only wish they would do it free”

Yeah I know damn well they wish those Bitches did it for free!

As all of you recall on an earlier post, one of the other reasons that Joker Face Danielle and the other Bitches didn’t get along was because of the whole ordeal with Joker Face,  not wanting to pay her share to the entertainment lawyer and the other women got pissed at her for that; Joker face specially went off on Dina.

If what Bravo says about the Housewives of New Jersey getting paid is true, then the only reason that Bravo pays them is because the New Jersey women had their lawyer bark at Bravo  or else Bravo would of exploit them for free like the Bravo representative  admitted. Did you all read the amount of times the word “exploit” was on that contract? I thought that shit was funny.

The Real Housewives are not making thousands per episode as it was previously believed, pretty much what Bravo does is film these women while they pin them up against each other causing drama and other kinds of cat fighting shenanigans for our sick entertainment.

Of course before filming them with the possibility to ruin these Bitches lives forever, Bravo makes sure they have their contract monkeys write up a clever and complicated 50 page contract that changes at Bravo’s whim and it is designed to cover their asses, then they make these fame whores  sign these jacked up contracts, where they don’t get paid enough or not at all, to be embarrassed on TV while Bravo owns them and pimps them as they please, and can pull the strings when it comes to editing and decide what is the best embarrassing footage that will make these chicks look foolish, ridiculous and stupid as long as Bravo brings in more ratings. Click here for a copy of the contract.

The big thing here is that the the OC Housewives only get 10k per episode and the NJ ladies don’t get paid shit from Bravo   as posted in The Dirty earlier :

It gets worse.  In addition to receiving no compensation, they have to pay Bravo 10% of “any and all gross income…unrelated to the Series” that they earn for up to four years after the last episode of the series.  Yes, you read that correctly.  They pay Bravo, not vice versa

Also read  section G page 3  of the contract it has some crap about how Bravo can embarrass them and use the embarrassing, disparaging footage with the purpose to make them look stupid and may expose them to public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation (bloggers like me who clown on them) and basically just says that Bravo can use that footage however they please to embarrass them and how Bravo can use the same information on all participants and with the magic of editing make some look stupid while others look like heroes. And if you read on to section 20 on page 5 they make them sign over the right to sue the Network for ruining their lives and causing all kinds of emotional and even physical damage to them. In other words they can get their ass literally kicked on the show and Bravo takes NO RESPONSIBILITY!

And it gets real complicated and crazy. The bottom line here is that Bravo is the puppet Master and the Housewives are the puppet-Bitches that can get screwed with no lube in the ass by Bravo. Damn! I can see why The New Jersey housewives got an entertainment lawyer.

Whaaaa? So what happened was the Count went ahead and rented this lavish mansion for 100,000 Euros for his new ho Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar for the summer and then attempted to play Brady Bunch and asks the new girlfriend to bring her 2 brats while the Count dragged his two pissed off teenagers.

Of course this weak plan all went to hell in a hand basket in a matter of minutes since the children got into a little brawl as would be expected, this made the crazy come out of the new girlfriend who went all ghetto ape shit at everyone.

The Count then realized that the Princess can be a real blue blood royal cunt who is more insane than LuAnn, he then got pissed and threw a hissy fit and kicked his girlfriend out of the house along with her kids after only a week. Then the Count started missing LuAnn he realized the other Bitch was way crazier. So he went   ahead and started calling LuAnn to reconcile.

Here is the original article from the New York Post,

COUNTESS LuAnn de Lesseps — who split from husband Count Alex after the second season of “Real Housewives of New York City” — might be reconciling soon.

The count, who is not swimming in money, rented a St. Tropez villa for 100,000 euros for the summer to impress his girlfriend, Ethiopian Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar, who brought her two kids to play with the Lesseps’ spawn, Victoria, 14, and Noel, 12. “Things did not work out,” reports our Riviera spy, who said the princess’ behavior seemed less than noble, “her manners leaving a lot to be desired. After one week Count Lesseps ordered everyone out of the house and is now trying to reconcile with, you guessed it, good old LuAnn from the good old US of A.” LuAnn’s rep confirmed, “It’s true Alex got rid of the girlfriend,” but added that LuAnn was in the South of France separately and not cohabiting with her husband.

I sure hope that LuAnn doesn’t take his cheating old ass back because you know damn well he will embarrass LuAnn again! Once a cheater always a cheater. What LuAnn needs to do is asks Jill tips on how to pussy whip her man so that he don’t stray and Jill needs to write a book on how to whoop a man, because that Bitch has her man wooped! Now that would be something worth to write a book about, not that bullshit Klass with the Countass book which miserably failed.

Bravo announce that this shit is going to continue and for a third season we will  see,  more alcohol fueled fund raisers,  WWF style matches between the Countess and Kelly because those 2 Bitches are backwood Amazons and of course a diarrhea string of infomercials starring all of them.

Kelly Behemoth was the first one to sign because she wants the rest of the country to hate her even more, she is a glutton for punishment. The other Bitches are more than likely to come back La Contesa LuAnn de Lesseps who wrestled that title out of her ex husbands’ wrinkled 175 year old scaly hands,  Alex Mccord and her spandex wearing  jumpy  husband who is stuck to her hip,  and Bethenny who apparently is now engaged to another dude named Jason are all coming back to entertain us with their shenanigans New York Bitch style; there is word that Bravo will also ad some new Bitches to the team.

The only Bitches that are being difficult   are Jill and crazy eyes Ramona who are demanding more money, their own Big Private Plane or  Big PP, and a team of trained monkeys that can pick all the green M&M’s out of a bowl.

According to Bravo, Jill and Ramona are under the impression that they are the stars of the show  and they deserve more money for embarrassing themselves on TV, I mean for having their lives filmed on TV, yeah thats what I meant. Bravo then turned around and started casting for New York Housewives to teach those Bitches they can replace them.

I dont know though, with that talent that level of craziness that only Ramona can deliver when she is coked out of her skull, may be very difficult to replace and dont forget that crazy junkie boogie she dances, the only other woman I have seen that can pull that dance after a few drinks is my aunt Connie who just like Ramona continues dancing after the music stops or sometimes before it starts , that takes talent.  Ramona has that type of unique talent she marches to the beat of her own crazy drums in her head.Also Ramona is the only one that looves starting shit with Jill specially when she lets Mario loose on Jill and Jill wants to punch him.

And Jill, don’t even let me get started with that Bitch when she smacks Bobby around for not getting her the right Mercedes or when she dropped like 16k on a purse I felt normal she makes me feel like I am a normal person, because I sometimes pull ridiculous stunts like the ones this heffa pulls then I end up feeling guilty or like I need therapy or some shit; but then  when Jill pulls the same shit  I don’t feel guilty or crazy or anything like that, just knowing there is another loony Bitch like me in the world being a spoiled brat and wining over stupid shit. So that Bitch has a purpose on the show.

God Bless those 2 Bitches I dont blame them for wanting more money and I hope they get it. I think we need those two Bitches on the show specially to entertain me, Bravo needs to understand that it’s expensive to be a famewhore these days.

Joker face made it to Fox News! On this clip Kevin Maher talks about how prostitution-whore Danielle Staub, is notorious for making bad decisions, and she  should of never ever gone on a reality show, because the Colombian coke dealer will find her easier now, that  her house and all her business and dirty panties is being aired out and was made public knowledge for everybody and their grandmother to know and this can make it easier for the coke dealer to find her   and  put a cap in her scary ass . Joker face is confident the fans who drank her cool-aid will come to her rescue should anything go wrong.

I personally think the Bitch should of being thankful that she lived concentrated on raising her pretty daughters, and realize that when you put Colombian coke dealers in prison while you walked free; going on a reality show kind of defeats the purpose of changing your name and going into hiding and all that drama, when people can very easily find out about your past, especially if it was written in a book, and law enfrocement has record of your ass on a long paper trail, not to mention all the information that any dumb ass can find on the Internet. HELLO!

The Bitches agreed to go on Regis and Kelly minus Joker face; because well duh! I bet the truth is because Regis and Kelly didnt want it to turn into a Jerry Springer brawl!

Dina was trying to be forgiving this time, however; also cautios and Caroline says she wants to kick Joker faces ass because she doesnt buy that bitches shit. They didnt want to talk about what it is that Joker face did because it is just too horrible to speak of. Click here to see clip on Jezebel.

Also speaking of it being too horrible to speak of; earlier Jacquie told Life & Style some of the shit that Joker face did. Jacquie must of forgotten that Dina and Caroline are going to see that interview later.  Here is what she said to Life & Style:

“I don’t think it was something as simple as giving a phone number out, but leave it to Danielle to try to downplay her whole dirty deed,” Jacqueline says. “She’s an angry, bitter person. She felt Dina rejected her, so she went out to destroy her!”

Also check out the header under the video on Jezebel:

“Danielle was trying to harm Dina by giving her ex-husband a phone number that might give him leverage in the custody of their daughter Lexi.”

Yeap just like I suspected it, I was close. I am sure we will hear more about it later.

Gretchen Rossi and Slade Slimey got married?

I guess? or is it still more bullshit publicity stunts to feed their fame whoring asses? They posted the pictures on Flicker a couple days ago. Check out Slimey,that fucktard didn’t even shave! I wonder if Gretchen used Jeff’s ring!

The pictures are beauuuuutiful but Slimey needed to shave! At least Gretchen our favorite royal skankinnes looks hot! Oh yeah and there  is more nakid pictures of Gretchen on The Dirty. Yawn.