Lynne Curtin is giving her husband the boot to the ass!

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Lynne Curtin who recently received a 3 day notice to vacate her Capistrano Beach apartment is threatening her husband Frank of 18 years with a divorce. A source told Radar Online:

“He has had trouble finding work for two years as the economy has hurt his, construction business

“Lynne blames Frank for all of their financial problems.  She thinks Frank has been hiding the bills from her.”

“Frank is distraught over Lynne’s threat to file for divorce,”

Looks like Lynne is pissed because Frank can no longer provide her with the luxury of living the sweet life of Riley and reality smacked Lynne in the face, she finally realized the party keg dried up because Frank’s construction business has not done well in this economy.

Lynne may have been the Bitch that was talking divorce and not Vicki when that whole blow out happened at that San Francisco bar while filming 2 days ago.

Frank is bummed that Lynne wants to leave his broke ass and doesn’t want Lynne to leave him but, Lynne is not putting up with this being broke bullshit, since those weekly appointments at the spa to get her face starched and ironed are very pricey,  and poor Frank may be fucked out of luck.

If Lynne quits Frank she may be the next ho looking for a new sugar pappi to leach on that can pay for the botox and boob jobs and pretty much anything that can provide the easy ho life, that Lynne has being accustomed to all these years, and can still  continue to earn, while on her well seasoned sun-dried, beef jerkied back.

Yeah I know she is 4 decades late and six million dollars short but, miracles can happen if Lauri’s mummified-botoxed ass, found that trophy wife gig with George,  then  maybe some rich dumb fuck may take Lynne’s Steven Tyler as the  wizard of Ozz  scary looking  ass , anything is possible.

I would recommend Lynne to start hanging around the fancy retirement home and find herself a  99 year old blind billionaire with alzheimer’s this way she has a better chance at fooling his old ass that she is younger.

I wish that ho good luck.


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