On the last episode of The Real Crazee Ghetto Ho’s of Atlanta, Lisa did some boring workout shit with her husband; and invited NeNe to come to California with her to meet Lisa’s mom, because Ed made some bullshit excuse to avoid Lisa’s family and said that he couldn’t go and Lisa bought it.

Then we see Kim at home, with her 2 daughters and the new Nanny she just bought for the girls. Kim tries to teach her youngest daughter what a verb is but since Kim only went to the 4th grade, she summons her oldest daughter Brielle and asks her assistance. However the Nanny is trying to take over the role of mom. Brielle decides to entertain everybody with her ave Maria rap song and dance combo. The Nanny freaks out and condemns Brielle to hell. Kim says  to her assistant that the Nanny “is about to go to hell and be jobless”. That’s right Bitch, don’t let someone who is yo’ bitch walk all over you!

Also I see that AJ Kandi’s man has a man purse. He must need it for his type of business. Kandi tries very hard to get her momma and AJ along with her little daughter Riley on a photo shoot as a family together but Kandi’s momma still cant stand AJ, the she says fuck this, and walked out of the photo shoot. Kandi is bummed.

Kim is visiting her hairdresser because the wig  likes to get haircuts like real people, and like real people, the wig hair also grows; the other reason is that Kim’s wig has now become entwined inside Kim’s brain. Yes people, the wig finally completely took over Kim’s brain which is why it is forcing Kim to start developing new wigs, by having the hairdresser give the wig a haircut, and then Kim sweeps the wig hair and takes it home were she feeds it after midnight and this creates new little monster wigs. Like the Gremlins.

While Kim is having the time of her life getting drunk on white wine and gossiping with her gay hairdresser her daughter Brielle calls her up all distressed that the Nanny left the girls alone to get something for her period; but the truth is because the Nanny couldn’t stand those kids. So Kim gets in her car all drunk and mumbles Bitch youre going to hell then she runs over the Nanny. But don’t worry people, the Nanny is okay she is a robot Nanny so they just send her back to be repaired and shipped to a Sultan’s family in Turkey.

Lisa and NeNe are arranging a speed date for Sheree and Dwitght. When Dwight shows up he is full of botox and looks like a wax figure he is also drunk off his ass already wearing these shinny ass less  pleader red pants like the type that Simon Van Kempen would wear. However Dwight is 100 times the slut Simon could ever be and is showing off his penile implant, that we all didn’t need to see! I threw up a little bit.

Sheree shows up with an ugly ass pant suit and her usuall shitty attitude.She cant stand any of her dates I think she should of taken home the nerdy Asian guy. But Sheree is a picky, impossible, bitchy woman and no one was good enough. The funniest part is when that nerdy man named George tells Sheree a pointless looong boring joke that wasn’t even a dirty joke and Sheree just sits there rolling up her eyes at him. I am surprised she didn’t just go She Hulk on his nerdy ass and just punched him in the face to shut up. Sheree also meets a nice man whose last relationship ended in a restraining order against him. I think if Sheree would of gotten with him then that man would of placed the restraining order on She Hulk-Sheree. ‘Cause she’s a Bitch!

At the King Tut exibit Kim getts hamered drunk to deal with crazy She Hulk-Sheree in case she has to fight her and protect her young. Lisa shows up to “grace everyone with her precence” . Somehow on the following scenes Lisa and Sheree became the equivalent to Tamra and Vickie against Gretchen the equivalent of Kim and NeNe is like an evil version of Jeana. Muuhahaa!

Kandi and Kim  are introduced and when Kim finds out that Kandi has connections to the music industry she immediately falls in love with Kandi and they become besties. Sheree and Lisa see that Kandi and Kim are bonding and have a flashback of 8th grade so, they start clowning on Kim hardcore about Kim’s horrendous voice, while Kim and Kandi are standing whiting ear shot. NeNe also gets in on the fun and signs “don’t be tardy to the party”.

NeNe is not digging Kandi because Kandi is out-getthoing NeNe; somehow.

NeNe asks Kandi and Kim if she could “serve them something,” Kandi laughs at what NeNe said and responds some shit like “isnt that special?!”, that was the beggining of the end with Kandi and NeNe. Kandi takes over and she steals the show with her beautiful voice, I am not being sarcastic right now.

Lisa and Sheree continue to adamantly hate on Kim because, you know Lisa is the graceful perfect peace maker while Sheree is the classy one who doesn’t like drama and the way they are acting tonight really shows that!

Kim becomes the Nanny for all the children in the group while the tour guide shows them the King Tut exibit and tells Kim’s Wig that high status Mummies wear Wigs. Kim and her Wig agree to that.

Kandi’s man is texting and setting up appointments to make more babies and baby-mommas, this goes on throughout the whole party.

NeNe declares war on Kandi and says that Kandi doesn’t fit in with the other housewives. So that must be a complement.  NeNe consults with Dwight and plot to take Kandi down. It’s war Bitch! For no apparent reason.