Remember how Vicki and Jeana were telling Gretchen to hurry up and get Jeff to add her slutty ass to the will and Lynne was all saying to Vicki and Jeana that their advice sucked and was vulgar or inappropriate or some shit like that because all Gretchen needed was to be beautiful and blah blah blah.

Looks like Gretchen took their advice or this was Gretchen’s plan all along, more than likely it was Gretchen’s plan all along. Gretchen was added to Jeff’s will and a sum of 2.5 million was amended to go to her right after that episode filmed. Part of it was life insurance that had not being changed since 1992 it was in Jeff’s kids name but changed to go to Gretchen; however Gretchen is still stating that she didn’t asks for that money and that she believes it should of gone to Jeff’s kids and not her and blah blah blah; Yeah right Bitch you’re mother Teresa Jr.

I knew she wasn’t that dumb, but then again she is hanging around Slimey who is leaching off her and living the good life right now, with that very same money and 2.5 million ain’t that much when you’re living on lobsters and champagne.

Damn 2.5 million,  I hope Mr. Beitzel got  some bang for his buck.

Lynne has until Thursday, 08/27 . That’s tomorrow! To move her wrinkled ass out of that rented condo. So were is Bravo going to film at the homeless shelter? Well if Gretchen is her real friend she could loan her some money, to get her an apartment or a motel or a cardboard box.

I still think that her punk ass did not need to be giving advice to Gretchen about money, saying stupid shit like “all she needs to be is beautiful and she will be alright”  Yeap that’s the advice that Lynne lived by and look were it got her.

If it is true that her husband did not manage their finances or whatever, maybe Lynne should of being paying attention to important shit like the finances,  and paying her rent on time and cracking that wip, on  her man and making sure that he was managing that money and getting his construction jobs lined up  and not spending her money on dumb shit, like spray tans and $2k worth of clothes in one evening at the mall, then her dumb ass wouldn’t be in this predicament. That’s what I thought a real housewife does last time I checked!

But then again that maybe too much to ask of her, I mean Bitch didn’t even know if she had air conditioning in her house or where her daughter was after they went to Vegas, she probably just relied on Frank to take care of everything like a good little trophy wife who just sits, spends the money and looks pretty because the thinking hurts her pretty little head and it burned out the air conditioning in her brain many many many years ago.

I hope Lynne finds a nice place to live, because right now this ho is hating life; how will this ho face the show, now that we know she ain’t got no dough?

source TMZ

TMZ