It was reported by the NY Daily News that Bethenny Frankel and the rest of the cast, that is Jill, LuAnn and Alex have been arguing and distancing themselves from Bethenny; surprisingly Bethenny and Kelly have made up over the summer and are closer now. I thought Kelly said that they were never going to be friends? Also Bethenny was not invited to Jill’s intimate party at Saks Fifth Avenue. Is this a sign of the Apocalypse? Should I repent for my sins now?
Frenemies Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon may have made peace over the summer, but the cat-fighting on this season’s “Real Housewives of New York” has only just begun. On the show, which is slated to premiere in early 2010, the Skinnygirl creator will be feuding with all of her co-stars aside from – ironically – Bensimon. This time around, Bethenny’s biggest enemy appears to be her former BFF, Jill Zarin.
The rift between the ex-besties was evident late last week during a dinner Zarin hosted for 40 friends at Saks Fifth Avenue; Frankel was the only “Housewife” who hadn’t been invited. While guests gossiped about the chef’s noticeable absence, Bensimon – who appears to be playing both sides – took a place of honor beside the evening’s hostess, a spot previously reserved for Frankel.
But it isn’t just her close pal that the Skinnygirl is alienating herself from: Frankel has been gradually cutting ties with Countess Luann De Lesseps, Alex McCord and Ramona Singer since news that she’d get her own show on Bravo broke during the summer months.
It will become obvious to fans of the New York version of the franchise, which began filming its third season Aug. 31, that the chef is separating herself from the pack. Frankel skipped US Weekly’s 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers fete in early September (all the other ladies attended) and was absent from a night of filming at Emanuel Ungaro’s Madison Ave. store. Even when she did join her castmates – such as at Pamella Roland’s Fashion Week show – the atmosphere was frosty. Frankel and De Lesseps had a front-row fight which, of course, will be played out large on the small screen come 2010.
However, sources say that separating Frankel from the other “Housewives” is a calculated move by Bravo producers, who want to wean her off of the show so she can stand alone.
Frankel has been filming several scenes solo - including a party shot at Meatpacking District nightclub Tenjune – to pave the way for her solo project, the working-titled “Skinny in the City.” Says a source, “Distancing herself from the cast will make the transition away from the ‘Real Housewives’ that much more seamless.”
Reps for Bravo, Frankel and Zarin did not return calls for comment by press time.
Why is Kim walking with Cori I thought she fucked up her leg pretty bad?
Since it was Cori’s husbands day, to hang around his mistress, Kim comes over Cori’s house to keep her company. Kim complains to Cori at the pool about Big Poppa and about how she needs to end the affair because after all Big Poppa is never getting a divorce. Cori reminds Kim that Big Poppa is Kims’ love of her life, since he keeps her constantly supplied with Dolce& Gabbana and Dior, he pays for vacations, jewelry, cars, diamonds and just keeps the gravy train coming. Kim tells Cori she is right, after all the amount of money Big Poppa spends on Kim equals the amount of love he has for Kim. Kim admits she doesn’t have a problem being with a married man, but states she wants Big Poppa to propose to her and leave his wife.
If hell froze over and Big Poppa left his wife to marry Kim and Kim got promoted to wife of Big Poppa aka Big Momma then Big Poppa would have to hire a new Mistress to take Kims place and that Bitch will not have a problem dating a married man. Maybe Gretchen can apply for that job, since Slade will probably run through her 2.5 million in about 3 more months.
For whatever dumb reason Kandi tells Lisa about Kim wanting to cut NeNe out of the “Tardy for the Party” song. 5 minutes later Lisa went and called NeNe to inform her of what Kandi told her, Lisa needs to keep stirring that pot of shit constantly. She is good at that.
Sheree has some artist do a huuuugeee, expensive,scary portrait of her face giant size, so Sheree can look at it constantly and admire her self; this billboard size monstrosity can be exactly what Sheree needs to keep her company and to keep her warm at night even long after her children have either married or just left and moved as far away from her as possible because they can’t stand her, this huge beast of a portrait here will be her constant companion that Sheree can admire and make love to forever, hell she should just have a wedding ceremony with that portrait instead of an independence party!
The artist tells Sheree everything she wants to hear he bullshits her good to get that money out of her (little does he know that her check may bounce) he tells her she is like a modern Queen Nefertiti. Yeah, he was telling her the half truth I was thinking she is more like the Queen of grandiose- delusional. Is good to see were all that divorce settlement money is going; is all being invested into important stuff like that billboard size picture and that independence party Sheree is having.
Sheree is not worried if she runs out of that little bit of divorce money she was awarded and one of her kids wants to go to college, she delusionally strongly believes that someone will pay her money for that big ass horse face portrait of hers. Crazy delusional Sheree she may be onto something, that portrait may be useful since it may scare burglars, and stalkers away from women who live alone. In the dark it can be confused with a giant portrait of Mr. Ed wearing a wig. I think that portrait is excellent he really capture her horsey features to a ‘ T ‘.
I still think she needs to hold on to that portrait and marry it, she will need it to keep her company when she is alone, senile and 95 at the old folks home.
Sheree throws her independence party and for some reason now Kim shows up with crutches. Wasn’t she walking just fine when hanging out at the pool with her friend Cori? Sheree’s new hairdo make her look more tranish. During all the confessional interviews Kim looks more and more cartoonish with those lips. It looks like someone stuck those fake Halloween candy lips on her.
You can’t sell a song without NeNe.
By the time that Kim brings up to NeNe that she didn’t want her in her song anymore NeNe already appears to know. Gee I wonder who told her?! NeNe tells Kim “You can’t sell a song without me; because of who I am my personality everything that has to do with me” . You know damn well by this time both NeNe and Kim are very hammered and that contributes to things getting ugly.
NeNe keeps getting more and more loud and irritable and continues barking at Kim louder and louder; did ya’ all noticed how Lisa the little tatle tale ran over to Sheree to kiss up to her and when Sheree asks what is going on with the yelling between NeNe and Kim Lisa pulls her innocent little girl scout act pretending she doesn’t know what is happening and says to Sheree “something is going on but, I want to go find out” and tries to say some shit about “We’re more positive right?”. Pleaaaazzzee Bitch, you know she is enjoying the shit she helped stir! HA HA HA!
Sheree is getting irritated at these ho’s trying to start a brawl at her party. Specially NeNe who is arguing but also smiling and getting ready to sucker punch Kim in the mouth; then she dismisses Kim out of the party that isn’t even hers and tells her “have a good night, thank you!” . Kim leaves.
After Kim left it is time for Lisa to help with a little push by continuing the conversation about the damn song and calling NeNe over to continue discussing this catastrophe;since Kim has now left Lisa has to figure out how to stir up some more shit and seek NeNe on someone else like lets say Kandi? It doesn’t take long before NeNe starts yelling at Kandi for pretty much nothing .
People at the party had to break these two bitches apart before they started throwing punches at each other; some heavy set woman reminds NeNe she is writing a book. Now why did this chick have to say that to NeNe? was it because it was obvious that the Green Eye Monster likes to visit NeNe everytime Kandi is around ? NeNe needs to tell that Green eye bastard to stay away from her, because now even Dwight is falling in love with Kandi he said it when Kandi read her pocketbook monologue thingy at the theater and did a fantastic job by the way.
The Green Eyed Monster strikes again this time when Sheree shows off that big ass scary portrait of hers that cost her like 25k I wonder if the check she paid the artist bounced.
Sheree doesn’t let the bitch fighting extravaganza ruin her evening .The night ends with Sheree dancing with a stripper tranni who is a lot more feminine and sexy than Sheree. Shere takes the tranni home that night and the tranni gives it to Sheree proper; but then never calls Sheree for another booty call EVER AGAIN!
Check out these closeups of Lynne’s new shinny plastic face. Told ya’ she can NEVER blink again. I hope Lynne stays away from open flames or she may melt. Also Lynne and Jeanna being the experts at managing money, (but specially Lynne) give out some solid financial advice to survive the recession.
And here is some more fuckery between NeNe, Greg, Slade and Gretchen..
I guess Greg rather kiss Slade instead of Gretchen. These four had an orgy later. Just fucking with ya’! Or am I?
Slade’s mom sat at another table to avoid the embarrassment. What I want to know is why is that chick in the miniskirt talking to Gretchen? Propositioning uhmmm?
Also NeNe made a new friend while posing for the paps. NeNe’s new hot rich friend will be in the next Real Housewives of Atlanta.( Source Dlisted)
Looks like Kelly Bensimon will have to corral her two lopsided, gigantor, circus, cement boobies together in order to pose for the December 09′ edition of Playboy. The shots were taken by her ex husband Gilles Bensimon. But don’t worry folks she will only be partially nude so no ones eyes will bleed. Kelly will not be showing bush, (thank God!) perhaps to hide the alien that plays peekaboo between her legs. (Source)
It was rumored earlier that, Don Vito is suing Kim for not paying him for the production of ‘Tardy for The Party’ so he pulled the song from iTunes on Monday. However Bravo Fan reported earlier that there is no lawsuit between Kim and Don Vito but it did say that Kim and Jonathan Jaxon are fighting AGAIN! And Kim blames some hacker leprechauns for constantly hacking her Twitter account. There is also more rumors that we all know already about her stripper past.
There is more drama to be had for Kim Zolciak of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that she is being sued by her music producer, causing her to take her songTardy for the Party off of iTunes on Monday afternoon.
“This producer Don Vito is suing her for not paying him so she doesn’t have the rights,” a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. Her official website is also down, “possibly for similar reason” the source hinted.
The song had landed on the Top 10 iTunes Dance Chart. Though it initially started as a country song, fellow castmate and producer Kandi Burress convinced Zolciak to turn it into a pop song.
Zolciak’s manager Jonathan Jaxson had no official comment and Don Vito could not be immediately reached.
A while back I posted a crazy rumor that was going around the blogosphere, that our beloved Gretchen Rossi possibly had some serious plastic surgery done on her mug because apparently after the Goddess in Heaven made her she also hit her with the fugly stick when she was born; so she had to go under the knife in order for doctors to correct the ugly.
However; Gretchen insist that she has NEVER gone under the knife for anything at all, and that she is a natural beauty carved by Venus herself. However some actual plastic surgeons that have years of experience and degrees and everything, are calling BULLSHIT! on Gretchen and state that just by looking at her they can tell she went through a complete face overhaul at some point, to wipe out the serious case of the fuglies!
On this picture she looks like a gofer, if this is really her. You know, the only way we will ever know if she had corrective fugly surgery is if we can see pictures when she was a little girl. Then we would know for sure!
At an estimated 30 years old, Gretchen is without a doubt the youngest star of the Real Housewives of Orange County to have quite so much drama in her life. And in just one season on the show, she managed to become the most controversial as well, thanks to her relationship with a significantly older man. She also fell under scrutiny when she proclaimed her love for her dying fiancé while reports of her spending time with another man surfaced. Now it seems she may have another fib under belt.
On various episodes, Gretchen often proclaimed that she hadn’t had any plastic surgery, and lamented her smaller natural breasts when compared to the other housewives (Read Make Me Heal’s story on Lynne Curtin’s plastic surgery and Lauri Waring’s plastic surgery).
Gretchen may not have gotten breast implants like the other wives, but she appears to have had a total facial makeover which may include a rhinoplasty, chin and cheek implants.
Orange County-based plastic surgeon Dr. John Di Saia says, “If the pre-op images are not manipulated, then she has had a bunch of facial work…cheeks, nose, midface and lips.”
In addition, Gretchen may also use injectables like Botox in her forehead as well as soft tissue fillers in her cheeks.
Manhattan plastic surgeon Dr. Jennifer Walden says, “It appears that Gretchen may have had a rhinoplasty, lip augmentation with a filler, possible cheek implants or soft tissue filler, and Botox to her forehead.”
Make Me Heal finds it suspicious that Gretchen has had so much plastic surgery, has a new site coming out called The Gretchen Project, which is geared toward plastic surgery and yet denies having any procedure other than Velashape on her buttocks and legs to reduce cellulite.
While Gretchen is undeniably attractive, she is very lucky that so much plastic surgery made her look better and not plastic. Make Me Heal looks forward to seeing what Gretchen gets into next.
Read the complete plastic surgery profile of Gretchen Rossi on Plasticopedia, the largest online celebrity plastic surgery encyclopedia.
What’s next? Are we going to find out she used to be a Guatemalan gardener named Guillermo?
NeNe Leakes and Gretchen Rossi are swingers! Just fucking with ya’ but it really does look like it doesn’t it. NeNe, Greg, Gretchen and Slade all had a leisurely lunch together while the paps took pictures of them; so NeNe and Gretchen decided to give the paps something to talk about and made out for the cameras! Then NeNe decided to make out with Slade, then she bit him. I guess Gretchen tried to smooch with Papa Greg but he wasn’t having none of that. Damn! look how pissed off Greg looks on the picture with Gretchen! He has the get this annoying assless bimbo off me! look on his face! What’s up with that? sourceRadar Online
NeNe Leakes, recently told People magazine that she is not friends with any of the other Bitches on RHOA. They are just Bitches she has to work with, so she has to be cordial. She also says that ‘Tardy for the Party’ was her song and not Kim’s.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s self-proclaimed “H.B.I.C.” (head b– in charge) says she’s not friends with any of the other women on the show. Instead, she calls Kim Zolciak, Sheree Whitfield, Lisa Wu Hartwell and Kandi Burruss “associates,” something she says they’re lucky to be. “Some people don’t even get to be my associate, so they’re in a very good position,” she said in Los Angeles at a recent signing of her book, Never Make the Same Mistake Twice: Lessons on Love and Life Learned the Hard Way. Leakes spoke with PEOPLE about her her goal to have a talk show, why all press is good press and what she thinks about the song “Tardy for the Party.” –Tiffany Matloob
What’s your relationship with Kim and Sheree like these days?
We’re just associates. I feel we have a business relationship. However, Sheree and I have known each other the longest and we’ve found a way to respect one another. And Kim and I just haven’t found that yet. And if Kim and I weren’t on the show together, we probably would never talk. But we’re on the show, so we have to talk and we have to be cordial, so we’re cordial. But I’m not friends with any of these girls. They’re my associates, and I don’t think that the word “associate” is a bad word. Some people don’t even get to be my associate, so they’re in a very good position.
So you’re not friends with anyone in the cast?
Down the road with some time, Lisa and I could possibly be friends. I don’t really know Kandi at all but I won’t close the door on that. I’m just saying I don’t know her because she’s new to the show. We didn’t get a chance to really get to know each other. She came into our relationship. I feel like I’m the HBIC [head b-- in charge] if you know what that is.
If you could give your advice to the other women, what would it be?
What you have to do is build and brand and you have to take advantage of everything that you have in front of you. It’s a blessing and a curse. The curse is that people are digging in your business and these reporters are writing things that are not true. But it’s a blessing because you get to do things like … have a book put out across the country.
What else would you like to accomplish?
My long term goal is to one day have my own talk show or maybe even a radio show … Since I’ve been here in California, I’ve had TV shows that are talking to me but it has to be the right thing because I live in Georgia. That is so far for me to move my husband and kids, so it really has to be worth my while. I need a big, nice, fat check.
How do you deal with the “curse” or rumors that are spread about you?
I love when they talk about me. I get real weird when they ain’t saying nothing about me. I say, “They didn’t say anything about me this week? I got to step my game up.” The more they talk honey, that really puts you out there.
Are you singing on Kim’s song “Tardy For The Party?”
Well it’s Kim [with] Kandi’s help. Kandi changed it from country to dance and so Kandi has a lot of beats going on in the back so you can’t really hear her … It’s not about the vocal — it’s more about the beat. When you are singing country, it is more about the voice. I can’t wait for you guys to see that episode. I think you guys are going to feel for me. “Tardy For The Party” was my song. Now she’s doing “Tardy For The Party,” and I’m not on it. I don’t care if I’m not on it.
Who’s fashion show was better, Lisa’s or Sheree’s?
I never talk about these girls. I’m just going to say Gucci can’t talk about Louis, honey.
Would you buy anything from their clothing lines?
I would. I bought a T-shirt from Lisa’s [collection]
On the last episode of the real ghetto ho’s of Atlanta we verified that Kandi is a hip hop rock and roll super heroine and along with the help of other hip hop digital masters superheroes; she was able to accomplish what Dallas Austin failed to do and that is to make Kim a one hit wonder, with a catchy tune that will be heard at millions of meat market dance clubs and every urine smelling, perby-infested, tittie bar from coast to coast!
I am very happy for Kim, she is very nervous when she walks into Kandi’s house studio wearing a little house on the prairie brothel, hooker dress. By the way that’s a sign that she was drinking since 9 am, by wearing shit like that.
It is nice to see Don Vito and the other dude there, whatever his name is, be hella cool with Kims’ crazy ass and just let her go in the studio and do her thing. Anyways, they are pretty cool and just make her feel relaxed and her and the wig went onto sing the one hit wonder that she always wanted while Don Vito and the other master of digital miracles enhance her voice and like magic wala! They had their one hit wonder! The best line of the night comes when Don Vito wants a group hug and says “Im trying to get as close to those titties as I can” Classic!
Sheree says she still has the body of a 25 year old tranny on steroids. Sheree’s trainer invites Sheree to come see him at some bizarre-bondage-freak show event where her trainer is running around in his skivvies with other men. Sherees trainer tries to fix her up with a body building steroid-chuggling, meat- head who just talks and talks about himself, for like 20 minutes and all he talks about is stupid shit, like how he is in all these photo shoots, and how he likes buying steak at Costco because it is cheaper than going out to dinner, or some bullshit like that.
Obviously the guy was trying to chase off Sheree, because this Bitch don’t want no man who shops at Costco or the 99 cent store she wants a rich suga-mama with 7 figures who can support her ass. The dumb ass muscle guy didn’t shut up, for the whole time that Sheree’s trainer was doing his bondage circus performance and Sheree missed it causing Sheree to go She Hulk on meat-heads ass.
Then we see a time filler with Lisa posing for a photo shoot in a horrible outfit made out of left over cabagge. She still pretending to have style. Poor thing!
Speaking of style Kim says she has the fashion sense and style that pozer ass Lisa lacks. Kim has style alright! The style of a mistress-prostitute. Kim puts on a Dior dress that looks more like a 2 dollar casino hooker dress. Kim arrives at the alter ego party that NeNe arranged.
By this time Kim already had about 17 bottles of white wine since before she arrived at the party. This is an average day for Kim, she has the alcohol tolerance of 87 sailors; so I am surprised that when she is going down the steps with her hooker stilettos she falls and fucks up her knees and is all bloody. Lisa and Sheree are pointing and laughing and encouraging the other society people to do the same but they refuse, and instead help Kim up. This causes Lisa to get all pissed off at Kim and says that stupid Kim stole the spotlight and ruined it for everyone by falling and breaking her foot on purpose. Bitch, how dare she fall!
They are about to bring out the pictures for the viewing, Kim is in pain and crying and does not want to come inside the house to view the pictures with everyone else. She keeps getting carried around by these 2 guys so hopefully that made her crazy ass feel better.NeNe is also pissed that Kim fell but is acting concerned and agreed to bring all the pictures outside for the viewing while saying “this is some tacky shit” said like a true elite socialite of Atlanta.
Lisa says that her alter ego is off because she would of being the noble-tough girl helping out the poor little girls scout and beating up on the bullies that took her cookies. Yeah! And the way she is always threatening to flip Kim over couches or tear her eyebrows out really states that. I am sure when Lisa lived in Inglewood and her bigger tougher friends where standing behind her she would bark at bitches like Kim. So impressive!
The photoshoped pictures are revealed
NeNe as the prudish church lady and a tranny stripper from Total Recall
Kim as Betty Crocker and herself
Lisa as a urban punk rocker reject thug from the butt-hole of the 80’s and a 7 year old girl-scout crying
Sheree as a classy 7 figures rich lady and also as herself
Kandi as a drunken party chick and her victim.
Next episode we will see NeNe and Kandi barking at each other can’t wait!
Lisa is having a cadle call for some models for her fashion show. Kinda like Sheree did except Lisa got more hobos than hookers, there was plenty of crack whores there also and Lisa can spot those a mile away since she grew up in Inglewood and all. Lisa is going bald from the stress then she says it was rough finding ho’s for her big fashion show. Finally she comes across some crack head bag ladies that will do the show for some stale chips, 2 dirty needles and a bottle of hooch, and calls it a day.
Wise papa Greg has put on his Bob Marley shirt , takes a puff off a blunt and tells NeNe that their 18 year old son” Brice is too old to live in this house and not contribute” Yeap I bet his punk ass don’t contribute just by looking at Brice I can tell he smokes all of Wise Papa Greg’s Miracle Herb of Healing stash. I’d be mad too! Shit!
NeNe is worried that Brice may be lazy and have no direction. Wise Papa Greg tells NeNe they can always give Brice up for adoption or put him on EBay. Told ya’ this guy is wise!
NeNe and Greg deal with the problem head on by singing a song to their offspring called “get a haircut and get a real job” . They continue the song, Get a haircut and get a real job.Clean your act up and don’t be a slob. Why don’t you? Get a haircut…and get a real job. And Brice also broke into song and answered them “I was a rebel from the day I left school, Grew my hair long and broke all the rules. I’d sit and listen to my Ipod all day,With big ambitions of when I could play.My parents taught me what life was about,So I grew into the type they warned me about!They said my friends were just an unruley mob.And I should…Get a haircut and get a real job.
Yep, it all became a musical people! But it all worked out well after they had a catered party and invited Dwight and other people to style and groom Brice who NeNe is convinced became a werewolf while away in college; she is also worried no women will want him if he don’t got no money. Well, no shit! What decent ho’ is gonna give him a lap dance at the club, when he is ready to find a wife if he ain’t got no money! NeNe has a point there.
Kim is creating a mini me just like her. Kim lets her youngest daughter Arianna buy $3k worth of merchandise in a designer high end boutique. Kim says that they shop like the bills are never gonna come. Her little offspring tries on some designer sunglasses and says “look I’m my mother”. Then Kim reminds her daughter that her main goal as a mother and a woman is to die in Dior and Arianna responds “I’m going to die in Juicy Couture!” .
Kim is doing such a marvelous job at raisin a perfect mini me. I hope she is teaching her the ropes of the gold digger early when it comes to finding a Big Poppa of her own. You know the gold digger rules where you have to look past things like ohh, looks on a man or age or if you love him or are physically attracted to him, or if he is married or not. You know the shit that is not important and straight up look at his bank account, you know the shit that’s important, because shit like love or if he is 110 years old and has shingles and smells of rigor mortis is at the door saying hi, that shit shouldn’t be important, that is if you want to dye in Juicy Couture and pay $3k to have the doctor smooth out the cottage cheese out of your tights so that you dont have to even work out!
Damn you don’t have to do shit! Kim should write a book on how to become a professional gold digger or have someone write it for her, since she doesn’t even do that, hell Kim is such the top of the line number one gold digger, Gretchen Rossi doesn’t hold a candle to her this Bitch doesn’t need to know how to read or write and she doesn’t either so that’s a good thing, that’s how top notch of the line gold digger Kim is!
Kandi had some music producer named Don Vito and his assistant come over her house to clean up and disco-up the” Tardy for the party song”. Kandi tells these guys how Kim don’t know how to sing because she dodges singing the song when Kandi asks. Kandi also informs Don Vito that Kim and NeNe who will also sing the song, don’t really get along and they never sang in a studio she also tells Don Vito, that Dallas tried to help Kim record that song but she don’t know what happened. Bullshit! she must know what happened didn’t she watch last season and saw what the fuck happened? Anyways, Kandi and the producers see this as a challenge and with their super heroes of hip hop rock and roll super powers for good they can make anyone hot!Told ya this chick is a hip hop superheroine rock star and these guys are assisting her. Awesome!
Next the evil wig takes over NeNe’s body!
Ok, this is what happened ok Kim’s wig was fed by Kim after midnight, at the wigs request. And the wig sprouted these psycho evil little wigs that grow long and eeevilll and now the blonde wig is taking over NeNe. Kim’s gay boyfriend wearing the torture devices on his hooves, thought it would be funny to put one of the sprouted wigs on NeNe the minute the wig latches onto NeNe’s bald wig the blonde wig just takes demonic possession of NeNe and Kim’s porno-trailer park gold digger personality,which in reality is the porno wigs personality and not really Kims’, takes over NeNe and NeNe starts speaking in strange tongues and calls Big Poppa on the phone to asks for bracelets and cars and all kinds of shit then she fights with him and trows a fit and shit!
Kim gets all pissed off at NeNe for making fun of her and tries to blame NeNe for the wigs behavior “NeNe is really funny and some of her behavior is funny, but it’s sometimes at my expense” Really? Bitch, were you been? everybody is being clowning on your ass at your expense haven’t you been reading the blogs?
Kim and the rest of the bitches at the wig party just got all quiet and were looking at NeNe in horror, the wig was completely taking over NeNe because NeNe kept behaving just like Kim. Finally Kim has to snatch the wig of NeNe’s head because that succubuss wig was trying to stay permanent on NeNe’s head. After the wig came off NeNe’s head all was well again! But then NeNe got thrown out of Kims party.
Damn! NeNe is right I am never ever trying on a blonde wig those things are possessed by satan himself.
If Sheree can not have a fashion show no other Bitch can!
Poor Lisa lost all of her hair trying to get her designer to sow the pieces for the show the designer had only 6 pieces and Lisa was expecting 10. However the designer was able to get the clothes for the show thrown together by stapling and duck taping at the last minute. She sour of sowed them too without paying attention to the seams because that’s the way Lisa does things when you are jack ass of all trades but master of none you kinda have to do all your 136 business ventures kinda half ass you don’t have time to plan shit and have it designed way ahead of time instead you do everything at the last minute and racing the clock like all these Bitches specially Lisa. Bitch is getting her runway closet put together at the last minute and getting dressed hair and makeup in front of people coming in while the crew is putting the stage together at last minute and surprisingly they threw all those props that were too busy on the stage like Dwight said.
Now Dwight pointed out every single fucking thing that was wrong with the fashion show and does not shut the fuck up the whole time. Dwight says that he is there to support Lisa unlike jealous ShereeI guess this is how he shows his support for Lisa. NeNe also slams on Lisa by calling the fashion show “a good first effort”. Kim never shows up and Lisa says she don’t give a shit because she hates that Bitch anyways even though she kissed her ass at the restaurant on the last episode.
Sheree shows up 2 hours tardy for the party dressed in her jamies when she steps out of her faux-luxury car Tracy confronts her and asks her why she is late Bitch is straight up lying and making some shit up about having to be at her sons concert as she twitches and starts to pop a steroid pumped vein from her neck and there is violence on her voice. Sheman is ready to punch on Tracy or anybody who may get in her way.
Lisa gives Sheree the cold shoulder as she should. I cannot even hear what the fuck Lisa is saying to Sheree all you can see is Sheree’s dumb look on her face as Lisa and everyone around ignore her jealous ass which is OBVIOUS THAT SHE IS JELAOUS! You see earlier on a previous episode Sheree was notified by her publicist that the people that she thought were with Mercedes Benz but instead were with some chick named Mercedez and were negotiating the promotion for She by She-Man collection dumped her ass at the last minute.
Her publicist lied to her and told her it was because they felt the event was too big, but the truth is these people all thought that She-Hulk was crazy. Did you all see their faces in the last episode when she had the publicist negotiating they all looked a little scared and worried, their reactions where awkward, they had the “what the fuck did we get into” look on their faces it was priceless and when the publicist makes all these demands for transportation, expensive jewels and constant guacamole and all kinds of crazy shit, these nervous people were sweating one of the braver event planners asks Sheree what vehicle she would like to have pick her crazy ass up; and Sheree answers Maybach they all looked at each other, like this bitch is crazy! And I can tell you this is why they backed out I bet they where regretting it from that first meeting and backed out before something bad happened like Sheree going full blown She-Hulk on their sorry asses.
With bitch friends like these who hug you while they shit on your foot; you don’t need shit stirrer-cunt enemies.
