The Real Housewives of Orange County will be back November 5th!

The OC Bitches will be returning on November 5th with more spoiled whore shenanigans for us to poke fun at.

In the video above Tamra actually admits that her and Simon may be losing their house and Jeana also talks about her housing woes! I guess that Bravo editing did not work  to cover up that bullshit facade any longer, because everyone online was talking about it for weeks! Hilarious!

Tamra also fights with Simon and mentions the word divorce. More than likely she is trying to leave his ass because his wallet dried up. This Bitch is gonna need to hang around the high end hotel-bars to find a new rich sugar daddy just like the new house ho Alexis Bellino who met her ATM husband at some hotels’ bar because the other tricks told her that is where the rich old Johns pick up girls at, on Thursday nights and she got herself a nice sugar daddy out of the deal! Nice! She also says she hopes to make the world a better place by being on the show. Yeah I am sure she will, I know all you Bitches that watch this show can’t wait to start taunting  on this ho,’ when she joins the circus that is The Housewives of OC, puts on a clown outfit for our sick entertainment  and starts making an ass  out of herself, I know I can’t wait.

And speaking what these bitches do for a living Lynne got a new face transplant! So I guess she is not as dumb as we all thought, she got that surgery right before her gravy train named Frank dried up, took his last 40k and got her face sowed on just in time before they got evicted then they all  had to live at the homeless  shelter for a minute, but it is all good she got a new face overhaul and that’s what is really important to a classy ho’ of her caliber. Looks like not paying the rent payed off now she can find a new Trophy Bitch gig. Bitch better go to that hotel with Tamra so they can both find new bank accounts to leach on.

Vicki is saying that she wants to mend her failing marriage and promises to only beat on Don  twice a week as opposed to five times a week, she also promises to let him carry his balls with him when he goes out with the boys. Gretchen looks like she got a boob job  and more sucked up in the face, she also says she is still mourning the death of her fiancee I am sure that Slade Slimey has being a good companion who has being helping her cope with the death of Jeff even before Jeff died while keeping her company overnight in her nice comfy bed and rubbing tanning lotion on her naked body at the beach. Poor thing!

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What a difference a face transplant makes!

Look. Before looking like a Steven Tyler monkey ass!

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Now looks like her ass can never blink again and she will have to sleep with her eyes wide open since she can never close them  ever! Also now her face is frozen that way, so people will not be able to tell when she is pissed off. But at least she looks younger! At least for a minute.

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Teresa and Joe Guidice welcome fourth Baby!

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Teresa Guidice gave birth to her fourth baby today and is another little girl.

Congratulations to Teresa and Joe Guidice!

Teresa and hubby Joe are the proud new parents of daughter Audriana Giudice, who was born on Sept. 14 at 5:56 p.m. The baby weighed 7 pounds, 14 ounces and measured 20-½ inches long.

Both mother and daughter are doing great.

The couple have three other daughters: Gia, 8, Gabriella, 4, and Milania, 3. Source The Insider


The Real Housewives of Atlanta wreack havoc on the Ellen DeGeneres show

Ellen DeGeneres my favorite lesbian invited the ATL Housewives to her show and these Bitches turned it into a crazy ass Jerry Springer  screaming Bitch fest (I agree with Bethenny Frankel  it was like Jerry Springer) yeah it almost turned that way if it wasn’t for the genius of Ellen DeGeneres who just like a good baby sitter watching a bunch of second graders with raging ADD dissolved the fighting  by sitting in between them and making them play musical chairs.

Ellen DeGeneres admits that even though she is a peaceful person who is all about peace and non judgement is fascinated by the ATL Housewives. Yeah its called watching a train wreck and can’t look away. Ellen asks the Bitches if they all like each other?  At that moment the air went awkward because not one of them had a solid answer Lisa says “were cordial” Kim was answering Ellen by rolling up her eyes  saying “bullshit” to that. I wonder how many glasses of white wine Kim pounded before the show?

Ellen moves right on to the wig pulling thing because it is classy, very classy. Ellen asks Sheree how come she pulled on Kims wig. Damn! Sheree sure in fuck looks like a real Sheman on this clip, that Bitch needs to quit taking so many steroids and that wig she is wearing doesn’t help, that thing on her head looks violent it’s going to jump of her head and bark at Kims wig! During all of this Ellen is just excited and kept saying “this is so great” .

Sheree straight up says that Kim is a “habitual liar”which we all know that, the best proof is when  Kim doesn’t even want to admit to Ellen that her and Sheree used to be best friends and twins; how ridiculous Kim acts like that never happened and is not recorded for the world to see forever.

Sheree tells Ellen she is pissed that Kim told everyone in Atlanta that she is a broke ass who bounces checks and dines and ditches all over town and is up to all kinds of low-budget-bitchery shenanigans. Then Kim starts talking shit to Sheree and tells Ellen that some place were Sheree bought a dress, was calling her about Sheree bouncing a check there, then Kim reminded Sheree that she is 40  and a mother and needs to grow up. All of these Bitches need to grow the fuck up not just Sheree!. Gotta admit Kim has some balls messing with a She-Hulk on steroids, that thing was about to launch at her and tear her a new asshole.

Right after that those two Bitches went off on each other Kim tells Ellen Sheree did the NOH8 to promote her sorry ass clothing line, true that she wore those hoop earrings with She by Sheree on them! The whole thing was crazee the Bitches took over the Ellen Degeneres show and almost wrecked it The rest of the Bitches were not really saying much specially NeNe, that was weird. Gotta love Ellen; Bitch was enjoying herself, she  just kept looking at the camera smiling like a little kid on Christmas day buzzing on sugar.

Ellen kinda let that shit fly off the handle and land where it may  for a minute, because who wouldn’t? Then She-Hulk accuses Kim of being a prostitution-call girl, same as a prostitution-whore, when the vein starts to pop on She-Hulks neck it is Ellen’s cue that their taking over her show so it is time to put them on a time out.

Ellen understands it is all fun and games until a Bitch gets the wig snatched off her cue-ball, bald head so she had to get in between them  ho’s and tells them that everybody has at one time or another being a prostitution-call girl. True that! Then Ellen suggest that they  play blind-folded musical chairs to keep them amused, like a bunch of third graders with ADD and raging diarrheal-turrets-syndrome.

Ellen was scared to asks another question because it was like hitting a fire hydrant full of rancid- chunks of rotted cheese. Then she asks the Bitches to take off their 10 inch hooker- high heels because she is scared of those fucking things too, they can be used as a weapon and Ellen don’t want any Bitches walking around with a spiked clog- hopper, stuck to her forehead.

When the Bitches were playing musical chairs, to the tune of “Don’t be tardy for the party” they where jumping around the stage like chickens with no head, Ellen was fucking with them with those chairs to make it more amusing. It was funny watching these Bitches play blind folded musical chairs  they sure in fuck have a lot of energy to hop around like they do.Yep, raging-steroids, white wine and crack will give you the energy of a stomping wild  beast!


A little good publicity for Lynne Curtin and did Kim Zolciak tried to steal Lisa’s husband?

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It was reported by TMZ that Lynne Curtin and family are addicted to house hoping and leaving without paying rent or utilities and even Lynne’s landlord accused the Curtins of stealing furniture from the rental that the Curtins were recently evicted from. The landlord even filed a police report and was supposed to show up again today to complete the complaint by bringing in a list of the items stolen. But, the landlord never showed up so the police department canceled the theft report against the Curtins according to the OC Register. There is rumors swirling around that the landlord is  a crazy Bitch and just wants her 5 seconds of fame, something even cast member Tamra Barney, who isn’t exactly  Lynne’s  best friend accused the landlord of being.

According to NeNe’s book, there is being some rumors coming out that Kim Zolciak tried to put the moves on Lisa’s Wu Hartwell’s husband Ed Hartwell. But I don’t think that Ed would be too interested in some Bitch who wears a road kill wig, has a face full of botox  and smells like a different Big Poppa each night. He has Lisa for crying out loud even though Lisa is more annoying than a banshee with rabies, she is  waaay nicer to look at than Kim and although she is older than Kim she also looks about 15 years younger than Kim. So I don’t think that Lisa has anything to worry about. Also Kim told The Insider that she is still with Big Poppa. Source Media Take Out.

Housewives join the NOH8 campaign

So far we have the beautiful  Dina Manzo and daughter Lexi showing  their support for the NOH8 campaign.Who methinks are really doing this to support the campaign because as you all know one of her brothers is gay and Dina along with Lexi are truly doing this in support of the campaign and to do God’s work. But what I wonder if Teresa said that her husband Joe Juicey looves the gays, why isn’t Teresa and Joe Juicey, here and maybe we can put some duct tape on Juice’s nipples to show his support, just like Kim did who used this campaign as an excuse to show off her brand new air bags that are still shinny brand new from the factory. ( I didn’t include the full picture of her duct taped titties because, I know some of you read my blog at work and I don’t want you to get caught and your boss think you’re looking at porn). Sheree Whitfield also joined the cause while wearing those huuge hoop earrings that says She by Sheree how tacky, is she promoting the NOH8 campaign or her swap meet clothes? Kandi Burrus and of course the notorious diva Dwight Eubanks joined and so did Gretchen Rossi,  who kept her top on since she hasn’t bought any shinny new airbags with that 2.5 million as of yet. Source Realitytea.

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Strippers and Mistresses don’t have an altered ego



NeNe invites Kandi and Sheree to the salon to talk about the altered ego photo shoot. We also find out that Sheree gets a nail overlay that other people who are celebrities get. Wow! That shit sounds expensive, now we know what she is spending that smaller settlement that the Judge awarded her. Hopefully the dollar store sells a couple million dollars worth of those who gona check me boo! t-shirts because little shit like that ads up. Trust me!

Also we discovered from Sheree and thanks to NeNe for broadcasting it louder, that Sheree has a bald eagle! Thanks Bitches that is more info than I need to know about the Evil Villainies She-Hulk. I am going to throw up a little bit now just to get that picture out of my head, that was gross!

NeNe is the director of the altered ego photo shoot that she arranged since she is The Boss Lady and Star of the show, she is deciding what each Bitches altered ego will be, so all the other Bitches better go along with her or shit is gonna get ugly. Damn right!

NeNe and Sheree are buddy buddy again it is hard to believe that last year if we would of stucked these 2 Bitches in a cage they would of tore each others weaves out and flung those stripper 10 inch heels at each other like super Ninjas doing acrobatic moves and shit. I would of being rooting for NeNe, no matter how crazy that Bitch is, and how much gossip I spread about her or how much I clown on her she will always hold a special place in my heart.

But anyways, it is still just weird to see them be nice to each other; specially seeing Sheree be nice to NeNe’s face I bet The Evil Villainess She-Hulk is only nice and sucking up to NeNe because NeNe is still more popular than her. But, during the confessional Sheree shows her Cruella De Ville dark side when she expresses that she doesn’t like NeNe being the director of the photo shoot. However, Sheree will still just go along with it and play the part of bank-robber/faux-rich bitch and  I think it works great since Sheree was arrested as a young thug for stealing a pair of jeans and is good at pretending she is wealthy.Wow NeNe nailed it!



NeNe brings the hood everywhere she goes.

Kandi  also don’t seem to be too thrilled about, NeNe being the director of the altered ego photoshoot her and NeNe keep on being snippy at each other which we all know is gonna end ugly at the final reunion.

NeNe tells Lisa that her altered ego will be good girl scout vs Hip Hop-thug/ Punk Rocker and Lisa is cool with it. Next to Gretchen, Lisa is one of the hottest housewives and maybe even hotter than Gretchen since she is like almost 40 and already squeezed out 3 puppies too bad the Bitch is so annoying.

You can’t turn a ho’ a stripper or a mistress into a housewife you just can’t.

NeNe insist that Kim’s altered ego be a black woman named Keena. But somehow Kims wig decides that it may not be appropriate to go along with NeNe’s vision of Kims altered ego and so Kims altered ego ends up being  a Housewife vs the Mistress theme. Kim is one dimensional since only the Mistress part seems to fit her, she already is a Mistress;the Housewife part is totally off, since Kim doesn’t even know what an altered ego is, or  how to have a disgusted look at the drunken herpe- infested Mistress without panties that she so easily plays for the cameras! Yep when it is time to play the mistress Kim didn’t even have to be told what to do she had that one packed because ya’ all know damn well she is had to run to the laundromat in the past after spending a wild- sexed -drunken weekend,  with one change of clothes, at one of her Big Poppas house before the wife comes home after being away. Yeap she is being there done that! Many, many, many times!

Same with NeNe her altered ego shoot was shot perfectly when she played herself while humping the pole and giving peep shows. But, when she played the conservative church lady in pearls she didn’t even know what the fuck she was supposed to be doing. So her altered ego was only half correct as well.

Greg enjoys himself as he sees his beloved NeNe still remembers how to polish that pole clean, and this brings back memories when they met. I am sure we will hear more about this in the future!

Sheree was also playing only half her true self  a bank robber thug and a wealthy lady getting robbed. I don’t know where the wealthy part comes from oh yeah right seven figures that she didn’t get but hopefully she will earn it with her designer clothes coming soon at the local swap meet or dollar tree near you.

Kandis shoot was too emotional for me and I had to go get something to drink when they where shooting her.  Despite the fact that the shoot was too emotional for me so I had to look away I agree with the  statement made. People seriously should NEVER EVER! DRIVE DRUNK! And that is all I have to say about that.

Kandi and NeNe listened to the “Tardy for the Party” song together in Kandis car and Kandi wanted to laugh her ass off and said she wasn’t producing no country song. Then, she asks herself “what I’m I getting myself into!?” Which I am sure is what Dallas Austin asked himself right before everything went to hell in a hand basket between him and Kim.

Kandi says that she don’t want to attach her name to something that is going down in flames. Too late! But Kandi, is like a Superhero Hip-Hop-Rock Star, so she decides to take on the challenge and clean up the song and produce it and at least make it sound tolerable.

In New Jersey they flip tables and in Atlanta they flip Bitches over couches! Or at least that is what Lisa told us.

Lisa and Kim meet so that Lisa can finally flip Kim over a couch just like she promised sometime ago. But the meeting turns into Kim rambling on trying and trying to bullshit  Lisa into believing that she was getting google-gossip alerts that all of the Atlanta Housewives Kim included, are a pack of  check bouncing, stripper, prostitution-crack- whores and that somehow she was in a public room reading  and reciting all of these awful rumors that came from some random gossip- google alert from the depts of hell. Lisa doesn’t believe Kim since everyone knows Kim can’t read and this would not be possible.

Lisa says she is getting the energy sucked out of her listening to Kims bullshit rambles and all she  can hear from Kim is blah blah blah.Methinks Lisa just dind’t do too well confronting a Bitch and flipping her over a couch or a table or something without her body guards NeNe and now Sheree.Kim’s evil wig ends up making Lisa apologize  but Kim still doesn’t. Kim is controlled by that wig and the wig makes her say all that bullshit and not admit to things. That wig is evil.

What I want to know is how the fuck did they find a laundromat that has those 50′s turquoise green and who the fuck punched Kims lips.


Man featured in the Real Housewives of Atlanta sues show for making him look like one “big ole’ dork”

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Remember George Page? Let me remind you he was one of the victims that was set up in a speed date with Sheree on one of the latest episodes; yeah, he was the duffus that was telling Sheree a boring ass pointless joke that took forever and wasn’t even a good dirty joke; Sheree was rolling up her eyes from boredom and so was everyone else who was watching the episode. I know Sheree wanted to shut his mouth for him.

He insist that he did not give Bravo permission to show him on the show, he is suing RHOA for $50k for emotional distress and making him look like a “big ole dork. Well one look at him and the Judge is gonna know that this duffus was one “big ole dork” before the magic of Bravo cameras captured the essence of his dorkines in its’ full glory. The cameras only enhanced his dorkines. So this time it may not be Bravos fault. Source TMZ

All of Lynne Curtins housing woes timeline from 8/17 on

Since previous post where accidentally deleted I decided to do a timeline on Lynne Curtins eviction fiascos:

August 17 the Curtins get 3 day notice from Landord to vacate premises.

August 21 Lynne Curtin says 3 day notice invalid.

August 23rd Lynne Curtin gives husband Frank boot to the ass.

August 26th Lynne and family still have not moved out of beach rental.

August 29th the Curtin girls yell and curse at reporter taking pictures from rental.

September 2nd Wednesday. Lynne Curtin and her family finally move their ass out!

 Wednesday it was reported by TMZ that Lynne was refusing to move her broke, prune ass out of her rental beach home well today at around noon the OC Register reported that she packed her shit and moved out, finally! The neighbors where happy to see the Curtins leave and were possibly planning a block party.

Here is Lynne posing sexy for the camera in front of the moving van.

 

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Just fucking with ya’ ! But seriously here is the actual garage with all their crap in boxes.

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And here is the original article from OC Register on Lynne and the whole moving fiasco apparently the Curtins where not very popular with their neighbors:

September 2nd, 2009, 5:48 pm posted by KELLI HART, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

The Real Housewives of Orange County” reality star Lynne Curtin moved out of her Arch Beach Heights home today after receiving an eviction notice yesterday.

The homeowner of the house Curtin and her family rented filed the eviction notice with the Orange County Sheriff’s Department yesterday, according to John McDonald, spokesperson for the sheriff’s department.

Neighbor McKenna Keil, 17, said she saw the Curtins moving their belongings from their home into a moving van around noon today. Fellow neighbors confirmed seeing the family load a huge van or truck right outside their home.

“I know that they’ve been trying to get them out for a while,” Keil said. She said other neighbors were not sad to see the reality star leave.

“They all know the homeowner and know she is being really disrespected,” she said. “They’re (the Curtins) not exactly wanted here.”

TMZ originally reported that Curtin and her husband, Frank, never paid their security deposit, owing more than $12,000 to the original homeowner.

Keil said rumors have been swirling amongst neighbors about the financial status of the Curtin family.

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“Instead of paying the rent, security deposit and commission to their Realtor, Lynne got a facelift and her daughter got a nosejob,” Keil said.

Other cast members on “The Real Housewives of Orange County” have reported earning $120,000 or more per season on the popular Bravo reality TV series. But the circumstances regarding the Curtins’ compensation or finances are unknown.

We first reported that Curtin had received an eviction notice some days ago, but Keil said Curtin’s husband refused to answer the door when the papers were served, making them invalid.

This isn’t the first time the reality family has been evicted, either.

Court documents confirm that Curtin and her husband were evicted from their Capistrano Beach home in late May (a home that has appeared on the show).

According to court documents, Curtin and husband had a writ of possession, or five-day eviction notice, served to them from their landlord in late May for an unpaid amount of $13,480 in rent and damages in Dana Point. “Writ of possession” is fancy for, “if you don’t move out, we’ll send law enforcement to kick you out.”

This Laguna Beach home will also appear on the show, as Bravo film crew told us they were shooting ‘exterior shots of the home’ when we arrived at the house today.

The home was seemingly empty, but the garage door was still open, revealing storage and camera equipment, on the right, belonging to Evolution Media, which is shooting the series for Bravo.

There is more rumors swirling around the internet there are some interesting comments I found, about how Lynne and her daughter got tickets for not paying car insurance and that this may be the third eviction, and Frank being a con artist who knows how much of it is true but there is an article also that talks about Frank losing his contractor licence which may of being the result of people accusing him of being a thief. Here is the comments :

Both Lynn and daughter were ticketed for no proof of insurance this summer. Guess face lifts & nose jobs come before auto insurance too! They really don’t give a **** about anybody but themselves! Daughters are obnoxious.

Oh & check OC court records. This is THIRD eviction!

And this one:

Frank Curtin is a complete moron.When he was playing the part of a contractor Iwas completely ripped off by him for $1600.00 also I know a few other sub-contractors who got burned cabinet guy $13,000.00 and various others for thousands.This cat is a thief and I for one cannot believe hes not in jail.These folks dont even have bank accounts.I bet they owe the govt back taxes and should be looked at a little closer. Frank also owes a lady who owns a check cashing store upwards of a huntred grand.KARMA WILL GET YOU!!!

Also here is another interesting article also from OC Register, about the Curtins right after they moved the landlord filed charges agains them for stealing furniture from the rented house many people in the blogsphere are suspecting the landlord of being a famewhore herself:

September 3rd, 2009, 1:34 pm ·  posted by KELLI HART, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

The homeowner of the Laguna Beach house that “The Real Housewives of Orange County” reality star Lynne Curtin rented and was recently evicted from filed a criminal report for grand theft with the Laguna Beach Police Department this morning, according to Lt. Jason Kravetz.

The Curtin family moved out of their rented Arch Beach Heights home yesterday after the homeowner filed an eviction notice with the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.

Kravetz said the homeowner “reported several items missing” and that the previous tenants “took some of the furnishings.”

Police haven’t calculated an exact amount reflecting the missing furnishings because they are working with the homeowner to tally up an itemized report of the missing items (which the tenant typically signs off on in lease agreements with fully furnished homes), Kravetz said.

We will update this post when police estimate the worth of missing items.

And here is the article that talks about Frank Curtin losing his contractors licence:

A Dispute Magnified by the Glare of Celebrity
By Andrea Adelson

 

       

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The cable television audience for “Real Housewives of Orange County” sometime this season can expect to see the real life eviction of one of the show’s stars, but their Laguna Beach landlord was in court this week in an attempt to fast-forward the drama. Teri Iannotti filed court papers in Laguna Hills that set the stage for the county’s sheriff to make an entrance at her Arch Beach Heights home as early as next week, if Frank Curtin, his wife, Lynne, a new addition to “Housewives,” and their two teen-age daughters, don’t leave first.

Though seeing a deputy physically escort the family from the contemporary, two-story home may make good television, Frank Curtin said Tuesday the family is packing up and intends to leave before law enforcement arrives to evict them. “She misjudged the situation to try to discredit us,” said Mr. Curtin. “When you’re in the public eye, you’re scrutinized,” he said.

Iannotti’s local attorney, Carter Mudge, expects the show’s producers to capitalize on the Curtins’ probable move. “Producers thrive on this conflict,” Mudge said. In fact, a crew was on location shooting exterior scenes at the house on Wednesday, though there were no signs of the Curtins or the movers. The Bravo cable network, a unit of NBC Universal, owns the production, now in its fourth season.

The town’s celebrity cache was cemented by the lush production values of MTV’s reality show, “Laguna Beach: The Real OC,” documenting the lives of local teenagers for three seasons beginning in 2004. Perhaps it’s a coincidence, but since the Curtins moved to Laguna from Capistrano Beach in July, “Housewives” film crews have been spotted in recent weeks at local hot spots, such as the St. Regis hotel and Casa del Camino’s rooftop lounge, managers have confirmed.

Curtin, 52, a Laguna Beach contractor whose license was suspended last month, according to the state contractor’s license board, said his business last year was the worst he’s experienced. “I hit a rough spot with finances,” said Curtin, who blamed himself for failing to fulfill the lease’s terms. He described the lease dispute with Iannotti as “a tiny issue with money. She decided not to be patient.”

Iannotti, whose business in real estate sales has also nosedived, jumped at the $65,000 windfall the Curtins offered through an agent for her 3,200 square feet home during the show’s expected eightmonth production schedule. A colleague checked their credit and she assumed Bravo paid them well for allowing the intrusion of cameras into their private lives.

To accommodate the show’s production schedule, Iannotti scrambled to move her belongings out and dislocate a border. She said the Curtins paid the first month’s rent in July, but reneged on two promised security fees and deposits totaling $15,000. When Iannotti forbid the production company from filming in the house due to the tenant dispute, the independent producers agreed to pay a per day rate directly. She says the producers forbid her from disclosing the fee.

“Everyone thought it was an amazing opportunity,” Iannotti said. “Now, I’m feeling like an idiot.”

Instead of profits, Iannotti is sleeping on her parents’ couch, without the anticipated funds to secure a rental herself, and hiring a lawyer to draft an unlawful detainer complaint, which was served on the Curtins on Aug. 26. The law gives tenants five days to respond to the eviction notice. Frank Curtin said he intends to do so, even though the five-day period has lapsed.

In Iannotti’s neighborhood, reactions to the new tenants and their pending departure were mixed.

Downhill neighbor Ross Fallah, walking his two dogs Tuesday, welcomes Iannotti’s return. His litany of complaints with the Curtins ran long: their barking dog, cigarette butts dropped in his sideyard, and overhearing the “confession booth,” as filming went on next door.

Other neighbors, Hesh and Debra Lansky, appreciated that the Curtins came over to introduce themselves when moving in. They haven’t been troubled by the film crew’s SUV, which generally parks off the street.

Even so, their loyalties are clear. “They didn’t take care of their obligations,” Mr. Lansky said.

Fans of blogs and the Internet celebrity news site TMZ may learn where the Curtins end up next. Frank Curtin declined to say. He defended his wife, Lynne, a jewelry designer, as an innocent party in the dispute, which he blames on his own lack of contracting work. “I fell short,” he said. “I’m in good company,” he added.

“We did the show thinking it was light hearted fun. We were hoping for careers for our daughters,” he said.

Here is the latest where it shows that police has actual list of items said to be stolen by the Curtin clan:

Evicted ‘Housewife’ Accused of Looting

Posted Sep 5th 2009 2:00AM by TMZ Staff

Not only did “Real Housewife of Orange County” Lynne Curtin not own the house she was living in on the show, she also didn’t own the furniture … and now she’s accused of stealing a bunch of stuff after she moved out this week.

The actual homeowner claims Curtin stole a bookcase, credenza, armoire and a glass shelf — worth around $5,000 — and reported the alleged thievery to Laguna Beach Police Department yesterday.

The homeowner also claims the home’s carpet was trashed, there were holes in the walls and the travertine tub was damaged.

We got a statement from the homeowner, who said, “I am blown away that grown people can behave this way. They have daughters, how can they seriously think they are setting an example.”

And lets not forget the scam artist noble website called fundbunch.com trying to help Lynne Curtin get the money to pay the rent but unfortunately for the Curtins it has only collected $30.00 and a shit load of bad comments.

Here is Lynne possing for the fundbunch website:

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But thanks to Bravo Lynne went from begging on the side of the freeway for money to this:

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The latest gossip I heard from a gossipy bird is that Bravo came to the rescue as they should, and paid for temporary residence at a local nice hotel in Orange County. Yeah I think Bravo should pay the bill on this one since Bravo is banking money off embarrassing these people, even though they asked for it, regardless of that, everyone now knows the Curtins’ business and how they broke ass don’t even have a pot to shit in, and how they are one paycheck away from being homeless, not to mention all the smart ass asshole bloggers clowning on them! HI LYNNE!

I feel the least Bravo could do is pay for their housing since this show seems to be their only source of income.

I am back Bitches!

Posted by admin | Uncategorized | Saturday 5 September 2009 5:10 pm

I cant believe this shit. I was supposed to upgrade my word press in order to upload a new blog skin theme and in order to do that I needed to back up my files and in doing that it deleted the whole thing I lost 5 days of blog work and now I’ve lost the latest post I did on Lynne Curtin and one recap on the Atlanta Ho’s. What happened was I backed up my files but the back up was somehow corrupted and it deleted files from September 1st on, because of a glitch on the side of the host. My hubby and I are pretty computer savvy and had to do this before but this time it was some fucked up glitch even the host could not explain.

I was on the phone with technical support and had to deal with some people that didn’t know how to help me or where rude or just hated their job.  Finally, I came across one guy, named John who was helpful and was my hero for the day he was able to restore my files only up to August 30th which was better than nothing! Everybody thank John for saving my blog. Sorry about the inconvenience I know some of you where freaking out and posting on the comments section asking where the blog went, believe me I was freaking out too. Thank you readers that were freaking out you make me feel loved.

I am going to try and re-post some of the latest news on Lynne but unfortunately the Atlanta recap is gone. Anyways at least I got all my files up to August 30th which is better than having only the files from August 30th on until today.

The purpose for the upgrade was to change the blog skin like I mentioned earlier to one that is more functional and with a white background, I know some of you had complained earlier that the dark background made it difficult to read, specially the comments sections where some of you described that you felt like you where in Alice in Wonderland world after a hit of acid, and so it was a pain in the ass to read certain things. Well I fixed it and now you will be able to read the text much nicer with the white background. And this new blog skin has a search feature which the other skin lacked and this one has a chick that resembles me more with those big almond shaped brown eyes and sexy lips! Yeah I’m modest! Anyways enjoy!

The Boss Lady.

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