Yeap, and so it begins; these two Bitches are friends again! I guess Bravo wants us to believe the last episode was not staged and scripted! Like NeNe told Essence magazine blaming Bravo’s editing for making her look like a jealous ass this last season.

Kim also decided it was time to pull a Britney and flash everyone and their grandpapi. WARNING! . If you are reading this shit at work and you have a job that you value DO NOT click on the following link! Unless you work at a porn store and then, they won’t give a shit…

So go rigth ahead then, Click here to see the disgusting non-edited edition of Kim Zolciak’s raunchy crotch!

Gretchen Rossi is going to have to top this now; or she will lose the title of Biggest Media Whore that ever Lived.

Tamra Barney finally found someone to purchase her Tuscan style home for less than what she paid for it back in 2005. The Real Estalker reported that when the market was hot back in 2005 she paid $1,320,500 and now she found someone to buy it from her for $1,149,000. Records show the Barneys still owe $1,317,000. on the property which is more than what they can get for the house .

I want to see this Bitch continue to pretend she is rich and throw lavish, bath tub tequila, parties  and buy forty thousand dollar watches while fronting it. They better hurry up and get rich to pay the bank back  by selling that moonshine tequila.

Maybe Tamra can go door to door at the trailer park, on the first of each month when they get their welfare checks and approach the men, and shake her big fake titties at them so that they will buy more tequila. I think she should approach the old toothless guys better, they will find her very hot and men like buying tequila from hot blondes with big fake chichis. She can make a lot of money that way,  she has to put those huge plastic bowling ball titties to some use, since she can’t use them to  sell real state anymore. Just saying.

No she doesn’t stage her paparazzi photo shoots, the fucking paparazzi forced her at gunpoint here.

Two sufferers of  Attention-Whore Personality Disorder fall in love in fame-whore TV land. They are so perfect for each other.

Gretchen Rossi insist that she is not a media whore although all the other Bitches (even her so called friends Lynne and that new Bitch) from RHOC say that she is the biggest media whore that ever lived. Last week an arranged photo shoot  of her and Slimey produced some nice photographs  at the pumpkin patch  while posing for some nice proffesional photos that were done so nice and clean. Shit! I didn’t know that the pap’s carried lighting and fans around, to make the photos appear so crisps just as if she was posing for them like a model… Who knew!

According to a new exciting development, Teresa is not losing her huge Marble Castle but some little shack with linoleum floors and that is a good thing.Thank God! Now I’m happy again. It sorta bummed me out when it was believed that her huge mansion was being lost. I wanted to see more filming inside that Mansion because it is so ridiculously huge and fascinating and hopefully if this is true and Teresa is not losing her  enormous catering hall, we will get to see her throw all kinds of shit around like, rolls of  hundred dollar bills out of her ass as well as big ass lavish parties; and flip tables at Bitches that get out of hand, filmed inside that insanely huuge mansion of hers.

Here is the original article originally posted by my reader LovinlifeinNY from NJ.com

Teresa Giudice not losing dream home; ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ drama debunked

“Real Housewives of New Jersey” Teresa Giudice, best known for table-flipping and her free-spending ways, has not been served with foreclosure papers on her Towaco chateau, as RadarOnline.com reported Thursday.

There are foreclosure papers that say Giudice owes $127,500, but they are for a property Giudice apparently owns in Lincoln Park, a good five miles (and a couple of socioeconomic levels) away. According to records obtained by the Star-Ledger, the property in question appears to be a .47-acre piece of land (roughly the size of Giudice’s master bedroom, from what saw of the mansion last season) off Pine Brook Road. She bought the property in 2005 for $170,000, and what’s more, it’s just one in a string of properties the industrious Giudice has bought in recent years. Teresa Giudice, house flipper? Who knew.

Giudice is still happily ensconced in the lavish mansion she shared with husband Joe and her four daughters, Gia, Gabriella, Milania and newborn Audriana. Our sources also tell us that she’s already back at work filming the second season of the ratings blockbuster. Check out who else we hear is returning.

I had a gut feeling this was going to happen to Teresa! Our favorite table flipping Italian Princess is being evicted from her lavish Taj Mahal marble mansion which is being foreclose by the bank,  her husband’s money printing machine  was destroyed by a missile from the bastard economy and Joe and Teresa where too busy  farting hundreds out of their ass  like they won the lottery  forgot to pay their mortgage and I guess the mob was not economy proof. OUCH! Fucking economy that bastard don’t give a shit that Teresa has to go live in some gross used shack and she hates  living in a used house because it is gross. So much for that!

Click here for the actual foreclosure notice from Radaronline posted by my reader Jen earlier.

Here is another article of her foreclosure from MediaTakeout.

Here is some pictures of the lavish mansion they must give up:

That sucks! And I like this crazy spoiled Bitch too! I wonder where she is gonna live now? She can now join the club of evicted and foreclose housewives which includes Jeana, Tamra, Sheree, Lisa, NeNe, Lynne and now Teresa; she is number 7 . I can’t keep track of all these Bitches getting evicted and or foreclose on, did I forget anyone?

Sheree meets Kim for drinks at the same fancy restaurant that the scalp Kim’s wig off  extravaganza courtesy of Sheree took place. I am surprised that the management let those Bitches back at the place they almost trashed in a knockout wig out Bitch brawl. I guess the restaurant owners must be famewhores too. The purpose of Kim and Sheree’s meeting is to discuss the engagement party for Kandi and AJ.( It is sad writing this part because we all know what happens to AJ and I feel very sad for Kandi)

AJ tries very hard to patch things up with Kandi’s mom and so arranges a family group therapy . Kandi, AJ and Mom attend and Mom chews AJ off for having 6 children and triyng to use Kandi’s money to help pay all his babys momas  for child support. Kandi’s mom also expresses her disapproval with AJ when she refuses to make a toast at  the engagement party.

NeNe visits her family in Athens ( I knew she was country!)she visits her uncle Mel who was her dad’s brother. NeNe meets with her ghostwrites who’s name is Denene is that means that she belongs to NeNe? NeNe says she is glad she left that country town and knew she would leave to become a successful striper/famewhore.

NeNe visits her mom’s old house. NeNe tries to say the the house sat there empty  for a long time and that her family just kept it and tells her ghost writer that she doesn’t have the key to get in the house. But the truth is she really doesn’t have the key because this is somebody elses’ house now, and those people are at work.

And since the real owners are not home NeNe and the Bravo crew take advantage of the opportunity and  film and pretend this house belongs to NeNe’s family after getting some good footage  the camera crew  and NeNe’s crazy ass, better get the fuck off the property before those home owners come back home from work and freak out.

The door rings and rings at Kim’s house and she just walks around yelling ’somebody answer the door!’, even thought she is right by it, but she ain’t about to lift a finger and answer a door specially when she is wearing her old lady bingo robe.

Derek  is at the door  visiting Kim to give her and her wigs a flea dip bath. Brielle finally answers the door , Derek smacks Brielle in the head and says ‘took you long enough’ He is wearing his super spiked puteria high heels and tells Kim ‘what the hell you got on?’.

Derek presents Kim  a new darker bushier wig and tells Kim to drop the wig she has on right now and while Derek helps Kim change wigs, the camera looks down to not film Kim’s bald wigless head, they also play some creepy music as if Derek is performing some scary surgery on her bald head while she is wigless for those brief minutes. Suddenly, everything goes back to normal and the happiness comes back along with the happy music, after Derek managed to stitch  Kim’s new 70’s porn star  wig, made from the bleached pubic hair of retired 70’s porn stars  that had lots of different Venereal Diseases of the crotch.

Kim tells Derek her wig had a couple of litters since Kim didn’t neuter the wig and now Kim changes wigs every day and that she will need a flea dip for all 757 of her wigs.

Kim says to Derek that since her wig had those litters of baby wigs Kim got a degree in wig technology and has her doctorate in wigging out, and this is the main reason Kim is starting her wig company.

Sheree has Dwight come over her house wearing some crazy ass sunglasses to look at the dress samples for the fashion show.   Dwight keeps saying the show  is behind and everything is going to be dreadful because Sheree sucks ass. Dwight looks at all the samples and he just keeps going’ uh um, uh um, uh um.’  In a disapproving nagging tone, over and over he also states that Sheree needs major help and he sounds like he may be right since Sheree has not even found models yet and the show is just a few days away. But what do you expect from these crazy ho’s who love hiring all these people and arrange all their major projects racing the clock and at the last minute maybe they do this so just in case they fuck up they can have someone else to blame like Sheree does all the time.

Sheree’s ego needs a lot of room she has the seamstress make all of her samples her exact size  because Sheree arrogantly explains to Tania as she prances around modeling the samples that she is a perfect model size and blah, blah, blah meanwhile Tania is jerking her monkey and drooling at Sheree. I guess that’s why SheMan keeps Tania around to be her yes sir Bitch.

Since SheMan had all of the samples for her fashion show made her own size is this mean she will model all the pieces also, since all the models she auditions will not be her exact perfect size and therefore inferior to her and not good enough to model her clothing line? According to the voices in her head.

Yeah yesterday it was reported by Perez Hilton that Bethenny Frankel is pregnant. Bethenny did not want everyone to find out so soon but the news leaked out when Kelly Bensimon told everybody and next minute everyone knew about it, forcing Bethenny to admit the whole thing to People but states she is pissed that the news got out so soon the way they did since she is not that far along and wanted to be further along with the pregnancy before word got out.  Bethenny admitted to People today, that she is about 2 months pregnant and apparently it was a surprise. I am very happy and excited for this loud mouthed Bitch  she got what she wanted a man and a baby. It is all going awesome for her and will continue to. Congratulations!

This is what she told People:

Bethenny Frankel, who got engaged to her boyfriend Jason Hoppy earlier this month, is pregnant with her first child she tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Although The Real Housewives of New York City star had hoped to wait until she was further along to break the news, online buzz on PerezHilton.com caused her to reveal that she’s roughly two months pregnant. “It’s premature to be telling people this,” she tells PEOPLE while fighting back tears.

Though she knows she can hardly keep secrets now that she’s a reality star, Frankel, 38, says she’d hoped to keep the news private a bit longer. “It’s not like, ‘Did I Get Botox?’ It’s not the way I wanted it to get out,” she says. “I haven’t even gone through my first trimester. We haven’t even heard the heartbeat. My [fiancé's] parents didn’t even know.”

Surprise Baby News

Frankel, who met Hoppy at the nightclub Tenjune 11 months ago, says she’s thrilled to have found The One. “We were both complete players. We never thought we would find the right person.”

As for getting pregnant before tying the knot, she says, “I’m no spring chicken. I didn’t think it was going to happen right away. Because of my age, sometimes we weren’t totally careful.”

But she admits, “I got to be honest, we are both feeling kind of proud of ourselves. We are both 38 and we were like, ‘Listen, your fish can swim and I am fertile.’ So that’s exciting.”

The couple plans to wed before she has the baby. Explains Frankel, “Because of my age, it’s not like I was going to meet a boy, and then be engaged for a year and then be married for a year before we started trying [to have kids] … I’d be 45.” She describes the way things have unfolded as “like the Triple Crown. I got engaged, we got pregnant and we’re gonna get married. It’s a miracle.”

Cravings

And while she’s less than two months into the pregnancy, Frankel says she’s already experiencing a change in her appetite.

“I’m hungry in a way that is not negotiable,” she says. “I’m not eating tremendous amount but if I am hungry, I will stab someone for food.”

She even ate a jar of pickles before she’d taken her pregnancy test. “That’s so cliché,” she says. “I just want salt. Salt on everything.”

That’s what Perez Hilton stated on his site earlier today. Apparently the rumor is that Bethenny Frankel is not only engaged but also  is pregnant at 38! And Jason Hoppy is the baby daddy, and she is doing all of this to get her own show:

A source very close to Frankel, who is getting her own spin-off show on Bravo, tells us: “Bethenny premeditated all of this! She got pregnant and got engaged all for her own show.”

I am hoping this rumor is true, this way we wont hear Bethenny’s mouth winning that she wants a baby and this is it, her clock is ticking and blah, blah, blah.

Later on today Perez went on a taunting rampage on Bethenny via Twitter. Bethenny answered him back and said this crazy ass shit on her Twiter:

Is preggers w perez hilton’s 9 blue haired babies.

“That’s what my bravo show is about. We’re going to beat jon & kate’s ratings w 1 more baby!”

God Bless that Bitch she comes up with her own spin of crazy and tells the world she is preggers with Perez baby. HA HA HA! I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes.

If the rumor is true (that she is preggers with Jason Hoppys baby and engaged to him for being knocked up) then Congratulations Bethenny you crazy Bitch! Finally!

At first it was rumored that Bethenny Frankel and new boyfriend of 11 months Jason Hoppy were engaged during the summer. Bethenny confirmed that the real engagement was official on October the 8th.

Here is Bethenny’s actual ring that didn’t come in the mail via UPS.

Here is the original article from People.com:

Bethenny Frankel can officially change her status from single girl to engaged girl.

Although it was reported that The Real Housewives of New York City star and boyfriend Jason Hoppy got engaged over the summer, Frankel confirms to PEOPLE she accepted Hoppy’s proposal on Oct. 8 after an 11-month courtship.

“It feels great, because I’m with the right person,” says Frankel, 38. “He may be regretting it because it’s been beyond a week and he’s in panic mode – [but] no, we’re enjoying it.”

Adds Hoppy, 38, “She is very much a handful but one thing she did say to me is she needs a man that can handle her, and that I can.”

In fact, Hoppy caught the usually unflappable Frankel off guard with his proposal – and even managed to get her beloved dog in on the plan.

Candlelight, Roses and Clean-Up Duty

After a day of shooting Housewives and promoting her Skinny Girl Margaritas, Frankel arrived home to her Upper East Side apartment to find over a hundred votive candles and rose petals strewn across the hallway.

With Frankel’s pooch Cookie (dressed for the occasion in a pink bow) as witness, Hoppy got down on one knee and told her: “You are the love of my life. Will you marry me?”

Hoppy then presented Frankel with a diamond ring with a 6 ½-carat pear-shaped center stone flanked by two side stones from jeweler Kristin Farrell.

Before the couple celebrated their engagement with a seven-course tasting menu at Manhattan restaurant Jean Georges, the first order of business was cleaning up the rose petals from Frankel’s camel-colored carpet.

Frankel jokes, “I made him pick them up. This was the first thing we had to resolve.”

The couple, who met in 2008, have not set a wedding date.

In a recent interview with Essence Magazine, Sheree Whitfield says that Kim is a piece of trash who messes with married men and that her and Kim where never close. (Even thought they used to call each other twin ebony and Ivory sisters!) Sheree also hints that she may want to move to New York to pursue her 5 years ago clothing line. Well if she leaves Atlanta maybe she can be one of the House Ho’s from New York  and cause crazy, bitch-fest drama over there and hopefully she will get her shit together with her clothing line so she can finally pay her rent!

Here is the original interview with Essence:

Sheree Whitfield knows all about turning lemons into lemonade. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star is making a new life for her and her kids after divorce. And after coining the phrase “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” during an argument with a high-strung party planner, it’s obvious that she too is a trendsetter in Bravo’s addictive franchise. Still on a high from her New York Fashion Week debut, Whitfield gave us the scoop on her plans to relocate, why she never got that close to Kim and whether she’d return to the drama for a third season.

ESSENCE.COM: Congrats on your first fashion show in New York. What did you take away from the experience?
SHEREE WHITFIELD: It was amazing. It was my way to test my line in the New York market, the world’s fashion capital. I got a lot of positive feedback and support from the fashion industry. You really have to be hands on. I feel like I need to move to New York to really be there. I tried here in Atlanta and it really did not work and it went well in New York, but I had to go back and forth a lot. I love it in New York and would love to live there and still keep a place in Atlanta when I want to slow down.

ESSENCE.COM: Back in Atlanta you had a little help from Dwight with your other show.
SHEREE WHITFIELD: Working with Dwight was okay, but it came off like he did a lot more than he did. He came in on the last week and had some great ideas, but I also had some people in from New York working on it already. We pulled it off and it was awesome. I saw what he was saying in the confessional and was like, “Wow, you didn’t do this by yourself, honey.”

ESSENCE.COM: During your appearance on “Ellen,” you and Kim went at it.  Any chance you’ll mend your friendship?
WHITFIELD: That piece of trash! Kim loves attention. TV made me and Kim’s relationship seem different than it was. She and I were never friends. I don’t believe in messing with married men. If she can do that to someone else, she’s no one that I would ever really hang out with. She’s on TV and doesn’t feel bad messing with a married man. How dumb can you be? Those vows are sacred. But to each his own.

ESSENCE.COM: Well, this season NeNe and you aren’t fighting. Is the truce still in effect?
WHITFIELD: We’re still cordial. We have mutual respect. I did not read her book, but I did read the chapter on Sheree.

ESSENCE.COM: Everybody is still saying “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” Was that always your phrase?
WHITFIELD: It just came to me in that moment. Now I use it because everybody else is (laughs.) You can get the official “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” shirts on my site.

ESSENCE.COM: Work it! On a serious note, we were so sorry to hear of the passing of Kandi’s former fiancé AJ. Have you been in touch with her?
WHITFIELD: I was in Jamaica with a friend of mine and AJ’s when I got the news. I sent Kandi my condolences and let her know I was praying for her and there for her and his family. She immediately text me back. She is such a sincere person and has a kind heart. She has been going through a lot, as you’ve seen on the show. I made sure I was at the funeral to show her my support. I think that everyone realizes that nothing is promised. I want to live a happy, positive life and live it to the fullest. Enjoy the people in your life while you can.

ESSENCE.COM: Definitely. So, are you still the queen bee of the cast and would you do another season?
WHITFIELD: That’s definitely still my character. However, this season they have honed in on different aspects of my personality as well. As for another a season, I probably would.

If the rumor mill is true there is reports going around on the blogosphere that NBA superstar Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa Bryant is getting aggressively harassed by Bravo producers to be the next  crazy bitch making an ass of herself Real Housewife of Orange County. I remember reading about this spoiled entitled physco trick a while back on the OC register when she was sued by her maid for treating her like shit and for making her pick up shit. It was funny!

Click here for the OC register article on the maid suing her this is from a while back.

Click here for the TMZ article about the same thing.

Click here for the Mediatakeout article about her possibly becoming the next Housewife.

Seriously does Kobe really want his woman on this trashy show getting tangled up in the web of chaotic drama with all the other ho’s while on national TV and everyone watches laughs and points at her (because you know it’s gonna happen!) and talks about her and smart ass bloggers clown on her and share gossip on her ass?

Maybe she needs to think about this some more. But, if she does join the cast all us ranging piranha motor mouth  bloggers  who suffer from turrets syndrome and diarrhea of the mouth (like Bethenny would say)will welcome her with smart ass clown open arms.