Kim goes Bald!
Sheree meets Kim for drinks at the same fancy restaurant that the scalp Kim’s wig off extravaganza courtesy of Sheree took place. I am surprised that the management let those Bitches back at the place they almost trashed in a knockout wig out Bitch brawl. I guess the restaurant owners must be famewhores too. The purpose of Kim and Sheree’s meeting is to discuss the engagement party for Kandi and AJ.( It is sad writing this part because we all know what happens to AJ and I feel very sad for Kandi)
AJ tries very hard to patch things up with Kandi’s mom and so arranges a family group therapy . Kandi, AJ and Mom attend and Mom chews AJ off for having 6 children and triyng to use Kandi’s money to help pay all his babys momas for child support. Kandi’s mom also expresses her disapproval with AJ when she refuses to make a toast at the engagement party.
NeNe visits her family in Athens ( I knew she was country!)she visits her uncle Mel who was her dad’s brother. NeNe meets with her ghostwrites who’s name is Denene is that means that she belongs to NeNe? NeNe says she is glad she left that country town and knew she would leave to become a successful striper/famewhore.
NeNe visits her mom’s old house. NeNe tries to say the the house sat there empty for a long time and that her family just kept it and tells her ghost writer that she doesn’t have the key to get in the house. But the truth is she really doesn’t have the key because this is somebody elses’ house now, and those people are at work.
And since the real owners are not home NeNe and the Bravo crew take advantage of the opportunity and film and pretend this house belongs to NeNe’s family after getting some good footage the camera crew and NeNe’s crazy ass, better get the fuck off the property before those home owners come back home from work and freak out.
The door rings and rings at Kim’s house and she just walks around yelling ’somebody answer the door!’, even thought she is right by it, but she ain’t about to lift a finger and answer a door specially when she is wearing her old lady bingo robe.
Derek is at the door visiting Kim to give her and her wigs a flea dip bath. Brielle finally answers the door , Derek smacks Brielle in the head and says ‘took you long enough’ He is wearing his super spiked puteria high heels and tells Kim ‘what the hell you got on?’.
Derek presents Kim a new darker bushier wig and tells Kim to drop the wig she has on right now and while Derek helps Kim change wigs, the camera looks down to not film Kim’s bald wigless head, they also play some creepy music as if Derek is performing some scary surgery on her bald head while she is wigless for those brief minutes. Suddenly, everything goes back to normal and the happiness comes back along with the happy music, after Derek managed to stitch Kim’s new 70’s porn star wig, made from the bleached pubic hair of retired 70’s porn stars that had lots of different Venereal Diseases of the crotch.
Kim tells Derek her wig had a couple of litters since Kim didn’t neuter the wig and now Kim changes wigs every day and that she will need a flea dip for all 757 of her wigs.
Kim says to Derek that since her wig had those litters of baby wigs Kim got a degree in wig technology and has her doctorate in wigging out, and this is the main reason Kim is starting her wig company.
Sheree has Dwight come over her house wearing some crazy ass sunglasses to look at the dress samples for the fashion show. Dwight keeps saying the show is behind and everything is going to be dreadful because Sheree sucks ass. Dwight looks at all the samples and he just keeps going’ uh um, uh um, uh um.’ In a disapproving nagging tone, over and over he also states that Sheree needs major help and he sounds like he may be right since Sheree has not even found models yet and the show is just a few days away. But what do you expect from these crazy ho’s who love hiring all these people and arrange all their major projects racing the clock and at the last minute maybe they do this so just in case they fuck up they can have someone else to blame like Sheree does all the time.
Sheree’s ego needs a lot of room she has the seamstress make all of her samples her exact size because Sheree arrogantly explains to Tania as she prances around modeling the samples that she is a perfect model size and blah, blah, blah meanwhile Tania is jerking her monkey and drooling at Sheree. I guess that’s why SheMan keeps Tania around to be her yes sir Bitch.
Since SheMan had all of the samples for her fashion show made her own size is this mean she will model all the pieces also, since all the models she auditions will not be her exact perfect size and therefore inferior to her and not good enough to model her clothing line? According to the voices in her head.
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Another one of the Housewives losing their home. I saw this one coming.
Damn! I saw that today when I was at work and I thought to myself ” I knew it!” I like Teresa but they all seem to live waay beyond their means just to appear more wealthy. Really sad.
Could somebody direct me to the photos of Kim without the stupid wig?? I dying to see them.. thanks