Happy New Year Bitches!

Joker Face Danielle Staub and Slade Slimey’s brother from another mother Jon Gosselin were spotted hanging out and dancing at New York nightclub, Tenjune Tuesday night.

What else do you expect from these two fucktards? Of course they gonna hang out together they both are scandalous, super whores with itchy crotches.

Check out this video from TMZ. When the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she was hanging out and partying with Jon Grosselin she answers all giggly ” um… perhaps” then she says ” a little dancing, socialicing”. And you know the bitch was getting all blushy because she was probably flirting with douche Jon.

Then the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she would date Jon and she says he is too young for her. Wasn’t she blowing that 26 year old guy? Maybe Jon Grosselin only had $15 bucks on him that night and that’s all he could pay her for the night;and she don’t want to see him again because he is broke.

When  Douchey Jon Grosselin comes out of the watering hole, the TMZ guy says “happy holidays” to Douchey and Douchey is all pissed off. Then the TMZ dude starts to banter him about hanging out with the prostitution whore. And Douchey answers the exact way any man would answer anybody after paying a raunchy coke whore for sex, he says all shady ” I can’t say anything” the TMZ dude just keeps fucking with him and says to Jon “that sucks man!”. Then Douchey just stands there like a dumb ass for a few seconds babbling some shit about not talking about the Hailey Glassman thing.

The conversation between the TMZ guy and Douchey starts to get boring. Then out of the blue the TMZ guy asks Douchey “did you buy any weed?” And then I don’t know exactly what happened . Perhaps some weed exchange?

Next thing I know the TMZ guy is offering Douchey his extra weed and Douchey has his hands in his pocket all suspicious like some weed exchange was going on. I don’t think the TMZ guy is stupid enough to give Jon his weed he was just fucking with Jon. That TMZ crew sure likes to screw with the famewhores . God bless those TMZ bastards!

Hey Robinbeau! Happy New Year!

Dear Santa,

Please grant my Christmas wish. Do not send one of your elves to my blog.

I hate them! They scare me! If one leaves something on my blog, I will hunt it down and…Need I say more.

Then I will hunt you down and… let’s just say, there will be Santa no more.

Anyways Merry Christmas Santa xxoo

I am the  Christmas Princess!

The Boss Lady.

Lynne Curtin’s husband Frank told Radaronline that Lynne is innocent and she was named in the lawsuit just because the judge wanted to fuck with them.

Frank also says that the reason he didn’t show up to court was because of all the holiday smokey-tokey fog which caused his short term memory to act up, causing him to forget he had court that day!

He told Radaronline:

“I just sort of forgot to go because of the Christmas season,”

“My business all went south and I have been trying to work my way out of it. In the last 4 years I have lost everything, and I went through some really hard times.”

Seriously Frank, you need to put the bong down. When you have binezz to take care of, you have to put the bong down dude, and take care of binezz first, or else you won’t have money and weed is expensive that shit cost money!

Frank also regrets that him and Lynne got on a reality show:

“This has been the worst year of my life. And now I am in the public eye from a TV show…what have I gotten myself into?”

Dumb Ass!

We interrupt our regular shit talking to bring you these exciting news ! Lynne Curtin and Frank Curtin were supposed to go to court yesterday because Frank fucked over an ex business partner out of 1.2 million in order to fund their excessive lifestyles!  When these two fucktards failed to show up the judge then issued a bench warrant to arrests Lynne and Frank.   Thanks to my reader Uwish who alerted me, about these news!

Bravo will have to film that shit at the jail house.  Lynne will be the first Real Housewife from the Orange County Jail starring Lynne Curtin  the hottest cellmate in The Orange County Female Prison; who’s daily woes will include avoiding the violent female butch cellmates who will think Lynne is pruutty and will try to take her on forced dates . Bitch better practice her kickboxing because she is gonna need it to fight off the Butch Betties and their broken broomsticks!

(Source TMZ)

All the Bitches jumped on a helicopter ride to go to some animal swamp zoo in the middle of southern Florida. Lynne could not move her stiff neck, because of the surgery, they should of put a helmet on that Bitch so that her new face doesn’t come off at the seams and falls off. Bitch  was all fucked up from the meds and that hit of acid she took earlier which is kicking in right about now, Lynne is wearing her hat on her face with the sunglasses over it, and seeing sexy purple Puerto Rican leprechauns, and shit. Gretchen says that when Lynne takes her happy pills she is a lot more fun.

Gretchen snorted some meth and decided to go dressed as rambo. Bitch looks like she weights 85 pounds but that’s what crystal meth and bulimia do to you. I’m surprised the force from the helicopters propellers didn’t blew that Bitch off till next Thursday. Vicki was screaming and looking like a tweaked out angry hyena dressed like a raccoon as usual. Her and Gretchen buy meth from the same dealer.

The whole helicopter ride these Bitches don’t shut up with all their annoying screaming. Gretchen starts to tell the helicopter driver how to land that shit, by saying “you’re getting too close to the water” he didn’t take kindly to her stupid comment, so he pushed her off the helicopter. Bitch landed on all fours as expected so she was fine.

When the rest of the Bitches step off the helicopter, they see that Gretchen has already made herself a friend and find Gretchen smelling some swamp horse’s ass.

The Bitches are met by their corn fed, cuuuntry,  tour guide Bubba who took the drunken Bitches on a tour of the wild swamp.

I bet it smelled like ass at that swamp! That’s why when the Bitches landed there, their nasty skank smell kinda blended in with the beast-ass smell that was already there, so they couldn’t tell how much it stank there.

More screaming continued while on the swamp tour with Bubba. Tamra was nagging Bubba on how to drive because she misses Simon.

While on the swamp tour Gretchen points at a wild boar and screams ‘look at the size of the balls!’. Gretchen is all excited about it too so she jumps off the tour swamp-bus and goes and touches the wild boar’s balls to see if it is real; but the wild boar shits on Gretchen. Tamra follows Gretchen because she wants to touch the boar’s balls too, and she is jealous of Gretchen getting all the attention from the wild boar and the wild boar just farts on Tamra.

Tamra tells Vicki that the wild boar has bigger balls than her. Vicki gets jealous of the wild boar and gets into a fight with it; and gets her ass kicked.

The Bitches kept asking Bubba stupid questions pertaining to alligators diets. Bubba tells them that alligators eat “‘Ladies from Orange County’. And he was serious.

The whole time they were on the boat ride, Bubba wanted to push them all off the boat and tried several times but failed miserably because all the  cameras around an Bubba did not wanted to get caught doing that type of shit.

Simon, Jimbo and Slimey all show up to crash the girls weekend.  Vicki has a coniption fit. Jimbo and Simon’s purpose to show up is because they think their women will go to strip clubs and jump on the first dick they see, when the men are not around to control. Since this is the type of shit they do themselves when they have a ‘boys nights out’ and there is no way in hell those Bitches are having one of those. So they have to keep the diamond studded leash short on their investments. They payed a pretty penny for those boobs and the monthly embalming fluid injections on those Bitches; you bet their investments.

Slimey just wants to be in Florida to eat, drink, join bowling ball orgies with Gretchen and camera time. According to Vickie Slimey is also skipping on court date for his child support case. But what the fuck do you expect from a gutter tool like him?

Although I had been rumored that, not all the New Jersey Bitches were going to come back, it appears that they may be all coming back for season 2 after all. This season is sure to bring some major Bitch drama from these mamas. Specially with all the bitch-smacking hair pulling drama between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Joker Face Danielle  and Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley finally wooping Joker Face’s ass!

Dina Manzo tweeted:

“Not allowed to say if I am or not but let’s put it this way…I just finished doing all the promo shoots for season 2,”

NJ.com reported that all of these crazy ho’s will be back for a second season.

Because of all the shit we all were talking about Slade Slimey and his child support troubles, because he is a deadbeat. He decided to drag his frazzled little son Grayson called the pap’s to let them know were him, Gretchen and little Grayson were shopping, so that they can get a nice photo shoot in a feeble attempt to demonstrate that Slimey sees his little son, and is a good father and of course to get more publicity to feed the Famewhoring addictions Slimey and Gretchen suffer from. Although little Grayson’s baby mama says Slimey has only seen  little Grayson twice in the last year and a half, and hasn’t even sent him a lousy birthday card and of course no child support.

Why does Gretchen looks like she bought that getup while on a crack binge at the crazy cat lady section at the  Salvation Army all for  only 5  dollars?

Kim Zolciak  is living her dream of  torturing audiences while their ears bleed with her Karaoke  one hit wonder “Tardy for the Party” at Splash in New York she happily announced that she once again kicked Big Poppa to the curb and  found    “someone” else to replace him. Andy Cohen happened to be there (how convenient!) and asked Kim who the lucky man was and Kim replied “who says it is a man?. ”

The rest of the evening Kim was seen smooching and cuddling  with a woman named DJ Tracy Young. Tracy happens to be a rich Bitch so this could be Kim’s new Big Momma. Dina Manzo was also in attendance. Methinks that Kim will sleep with anyone with money it doesn’t matter if that money has a wee-wee or a hoo-ha attached to it Kim will hump that money. Gay for pay!

Bethenny Frankel has once again posed nude for PETA for an ad that reads “Fur? I rather go naked” were she is showing her bare ass.Bethenny says that she is excited that she was already pregnant during the shoot “It’s so tasteful and beautifully done. I am especially pleased because it doesn’t look like there’s been any airbrushing, and I was already pregnant when I shot it. I am excited to know that I’ll be there on a billboard while everybody is doing their Christmas shopping and celebratingthe new year.”

Teresa Guidice had this to say about it via Twiter:

“Help me understand this, Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was ‘already pregnant’ at the time. She says she’s now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she’s four months pregnant now, she would’ve been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic.”
“Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I’m not buying the airbrushing thing in any case.”

So while some people are doing their shopping freezing their asses off in the brutal New York winter  they have to look at this huge billboard of Bethenny’s naked ass, feel guilty they are wearing fur and drop their fur coats in the middle of winter in New York? I don’t know about that; and I  am also not buying the airbrushing bullshit either. Bethenny I love you and everything, but that shit looks totally airbrushed and sperm doesn’t have calories. There, Teresa I told her!

Although, unlike Teresa, Bethenny does not get pregnant every five minutes  so being pregnant during the shoot was a big deal for Bethenny even if it was just 1 hour pregnant.

The 58-foot-tall billboard was unveiled earlier today at Broadway and 53rd Street in Times Square.

Kim Zolciak and Dina Manzo.

NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are supposedly getting fired by Bravo who refuses to pay them more money to star in their 3 ring circus while bringing in the ratings.

Bravo told the 2 ho’s that their ass was being canned and they were replacing them. Well maybe Bravo can start looking in the deep bottom of the garbage barrel and scrape out a couple of Tiger Woods reject skanks to replace them.

Here is the original article:

NeNe and Kim to be cut from ‘The Real Housewives’?

Some very disturbing reality TV news reached my ears this weekend, and for the first time in a month, it has nothing to do with “Jersey Shore.”

According to the New York Daily News and People, NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are very close to getting pink-slipped from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

Supposedly, the two are making through-the-roof payment demands to participate in season three of the show, not to mention that their constant feuding has gotten on producers’ nerves.

“Bravo has been taking meetings with some notable and wealthy Atlanta women about possibly joining the show,” said a source from the show. “They’re trying their best to keep the process under wraps, but they’re gearing up to make a major move in the third season.”

One of the woman who was on the producers’ original wish list: Tameka Foster, the soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Usher.

I just hope Bravo realizes that NeNe and Kim are “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” It’s their super-sized personalities that make the show so compelling.

Kandi is sweet, Sheree is fun to hate, and Lisa is, well, bland, but really, the three only exist to give you a breather from the intense drama that is NeNe and Kim.

Feel free to add a housewife, but please, please do not take either of these two away from us. Or we’ll pull off your wig.

Alexis had the genius idea of taking her little twin toddlers to the nail salon to get some boolshit thing called a mani-pedi or mini-pedi? I dind’t even know they had that shit. Her children of course went completely ape shit the same way any two year old would, and were kicking and punching at the pissed off manicurist who were just giving Alexis the evil eye of satan, while Alexis just kept screaming and demanding at them to keep painting the babies toes;although the children were freaked out and screaming bloody murder.

Did ya’ all see that one Bitch that kept looking at Alexis as if looks could kill she would be dead? Damn! I am telling you that Bitch either cursed Alexis, or is fucking her husband and Alexis doesn’t know that yet because she is too dumb to know that, and the fact that  Jimbo keeps her distracted with super expensive tacky ass gaudy big blingy ugly necklaces.

Alexis will have plenty of time to ruin her daughters self esteem later from the ages of 3 on up. Ah! The fun activities these girls will do with their shallow, self absorbed, 2 dollar whore momma.Today mini-pedis with mama tomorrow mom and daughter face transplant surgery. Because these Bitches have to train their daughters early and Alexis could only hope that they will turn out as good and well behaved as Lynne Curtin’s daughters. HA HA HA!

Which brings me to Lynne and daughter Raquel getting mom and daughter plastic surgery, they may not have a place to live and Frank looks all greasy and smells like shit, from taking sponge baths while parked at the Walmart without shaving for days. But who cares about that minor boolshit right? Lynne and Raquel  had to get their surgery to correct the ugly because it is better to be a homeless cute ho’ than an ugly ho’ with a place to live and a bathroom to wash your ass at.

Lynnes daughter Alexa is pissed because it doesn’t matter that they’re broke it doesn’t matter that they’re homeless it doesn’t matter that they have to live in a van and pee in a can while wiping yo’ ass with a corn cob cowboy style because they’re so fucking broke they cannot not even afford toilet paper; Raquel and Lynne still had to get their faces stapled and duct taped even if this caused them to become eligible candidates of the OC Soup Kitchen.

Yeap that’s gonna be Alexis when her daughters are teenagers and Jimbo either runs out of money; or leaves Alexis with no money but she still would find a way to get her face ironed.

The men decided to go to golfing together to plot against Vickis Whore Nights Out Get Away with no Husbands while partying Naked Wasted in Florida that she is arranging for all the Bitches. Since it is supposed to be an all girl thing without the husbands in tow Jimbo and Simon decide it ain’t happening because they keep a short leash on their Bitches.  Don on the other hand tells Jimbo that he is not getting involved and blah blah blah because he is not getting his ass kicked by Vicki and if Jimbo and Simon are brave they can go up against Hurricane Vicki, who eats babies for breakfast and will take you to hell with her.

That Bitch is crazy and Don knows better than to fuck with a batshit crazy ass bitch that will rip your own dick to  tear you a  new asshole with it, if you farted the wrong way. Besides Don is happy when Vicki leaves so that he can screw the hot maid, so he doesn’t want to get involved with all that shit and ruin his plans.

Gretchen decided to take motorcycle riding lessons so that she can obnoxiously  flirt with Transilvanian guys in class while saying “that’s hot” like 15 times and totally disrupting a class full of people who are trying to learn how to safely ride a dangerous machine that has the potential to kill your ass if you don’t know what you’re doing. But Gretchen is okay with that, as long as she looked cute. Then Gretchen proudly calls herself a class clown and continues disrupting the class . However the instructor doesn’t think she is too funny and is about to kick her out of the classroom.

Alexis finally admitted that Jimbo is a cult leader. According to Alexis  Jimbo is ‘godly’ and tells Gretchen she trust Jimbo enough to not do anything with Gretchen even if she was on a boat with him naked. Gretchen says good because I’m naked a lot. Which means that’s a challenge now she is gonna be naked around Jimbo to see what happens.

And speaking of challenges,Tamra challenged Gretchen to take a lie detector test to prove she was faithful to Jeff. But Gretchen says fuck that shit.

Tamra needs to give up she can have the FBI question Gretchen while waterboard torturing her sorry ass the way they do in Guantanamo bay and she still would not admit it. What a lying ho’!