Is Alexis Bellino Paranoid That Other Bitches Want Her Man Or Does Her Man Want Other Bitches?
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
I was seriously waiting for something like this to happen in one of the housewives shows and it finally did. This Bitch Alexis with her big ass platipus lips has made my day. Not only did this ho’ look ridiculous in last nights episode while confronting that other woman (who by the way looked waaay better and cuter than Alexis) but also her huuusband evil reverend Jafar Jimbo is a fucking dirty dog!
Yeap! The more they show this Bitch and her controlling, fugly, fat, bald, old huusband the more I can see throught their transparent Bible made up of bullshit.
I didn’t see when this dude was getting hit on by that cute petite girl, who next to Alexis looked like a real woman. Yes I can see who the real crossdresser is! Next to that girl, Alexis looked like a man in drag with a blonde wig, hell, that tuperware crossdresser Quesadilla was way more feminine and sexy looking than Alexis, I bet Jimbo was gona go hit on her next. And NO Alexis NO ONE wants to fight you, not because of your bicepts it’s because you look like a man! A big scary man at that.
I bet what happened was that Jimbo saw that girl and was hitting on her, and deep down inside Alexis knows it was Jimbo sniffing on that other chick not the other way around. But Alexis, is either too stupid or brainwashed, or afraid of her lord, master and dictator Jimbo to either admit or see that he is shopping around for her next replacement or for a side dish, and Alexis feels threatened by that, and she knows if she confronts Jimbo of being the dog he is just gonna beat her ass so she went after that girl Mel because she was an easier target and it was better to blame it on her.
No wonder that Bitch Alexis was all insecure that little, young girl Jimbo was hitting on (because I bet it was him!) was all beautiful, petite and dark haired didn’t have platypus lips injected with pig fat, or embalming fluid- botox or even big, ugly, scary, fake circus tits. That girl looked real and Alexis just looked plain scary next to her . Shit, now that I take a good look at Alexis next to an actual pretty woman I don’t believe she is 32 she looks more like 42. Whatever happened to ‘I trust Jim with you naked on a boat, he is a godly man!’
When Alexis was all insecure confronting that other woman, Jimbo was looving every minute of it. I agree with that ho’ Gretchen on this one. Fucking Gretchen was clowning on Alexis and who wouldn’t? That Bitch Alexis made a complete ass of herself in front of all the Bitches at that party. The best part was when that other woman yells ” he is not attractive! her husband is not attractive no one is hitting on her husband!” And Gretchen busted up laughing, then everyone laughed! Fuck that was funny! And true.
No one wants to hit on Jimbo. That neanderthal looking fucktard, is not only fugly as sin but he always looks and acts angry, he is controlling, is an asshole, has the personality of a caveman, and treats that dumb ho’ like she is 7 years old. That Bitch is so brainwashed she cannot even see it. The only thing that women may see in that fugly, fucktard huusband of hers is the fact that he has money (for now!) that is all he has going for himself, but with these housewives shows who knows how much of that money is just smoke and mirrors covered in bullshit.
The reason why Jimbo was talking to Alexis all nice and calm (because I never see him do that shit before!) was because of guilt he knew there was fucking cameras all around and was nervous that they may of catch him being sneaky and try to hit on that little cute girl. Watch his body language and face expressions. It tells it all. And no it wasn’t the editing, Jimbo is so transparent he may as well be made out of glass. His actions were the actions of an asshole that almost got caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing and Alexis doesn’t see how stupid he makes her look. When Alexis was yelling at that other woman did ya’ all see Jimbo’s face he was smirking and for a few seconds starts ogling at that other woman like she was a piece of meat. He is disgusting!
And then at the limo, when Gretchen brought up the incident one more time his ass looked away like he knew he was guilty, my brother, who used to be a player, was visiting me and watched that part with me and agreed that Jimbo looked guilty.
It was so hilarious when Jimbo tries to lie and said:
’I'm pretty naive when a girl is hitting on me’ MY ASS!
You are dead on boss lady! That woman was naturally pretty and Alexis could not take it! The green eyes came out. No one in their right mind would want fugly Jimbo.
That guy gives me the creeps.
See, I thought Jim’s greasy mug dripped all over that girl and Slade told her to wipe it on Jim’s shirt so she didn’t ruin one of Gretchen’s towels! Bwahahahaha!
I did feel bad for a nanosecond when Jim got all “End Of Discussion” on melon tits and she looked genuinely scared like her plastic chin was about to meet his pinky ring again.
Dude, I’m 32 with 3 kids. I look like a CHILD next to that hot tranny mess! She’s not 32. No freaking way.
Funny post! and a big LOL at Jenn’s comment above!! NOONE would want to hit on that guy, rich or not. Maybe Alexis had too much to drink. The other girl, Mel, was clearly wasted and I felt sorry for her. There is no way Alexis is 32 years old, she is clearly in her 40’s. Jim is completely obnoxious and just keeps getting worse. He is so mean to Alexis and you can see that she wants to fight back but knows better to keep her mouth shut. Sad.
First of all, Jim is one ugly, grease ball MOFO. Why in the hell would anyone want to hit on him? I suspect, like others have said that the little gal was wayyy drunk ( At this point, I’d think she have to be to hit on that.) Tut at Alexis saying she trusts her husband, clearly not. If she really did, then she would be secure in their relationship and not worry about him being “hit on”. The MoFo looked guilty as sin and is a twat who needs to be ordered around and made to look and feel like trash like he makes his wife look. You can’t tell me there isn’t a piece of action for him on the side (I shudder at that thought) while wifey Alexis is home.
That scenario was so, so horrid I can hardly wait to watch it again!
Even if that pretty girl was flirting w/Nimbo who cares?
Guess Skanklexis didn’t even trust him w/a clothed female….hahaha…
1. It’s an even better watch the second time!
2. Nimbo loved every moment.
3. Darling Mel out-classed Skanklexis, aka TrannyHo.
4. For the first time, Slimey did something right.
5. Nimbo STFU outta Skanklexis (before the pinky ring jab to the jaw).
6. Best part: Gretchen’s friend’s comment re. Nimbo — as in who
in the hell would think he’s cute???
Great recap as usual, Boss Lady!
I just looove all you guy’s comments! They make me laugh.
Robin, you are right even if that little cute gal was flirting with fugly Jimbo, who cares? If (Skanklexis! I love it that is fuunny!) was secure in her relashionship with Jimbo, then she woulnd’t give a crap. I vaguely remember one of the episodes of the New York Housewives were I think it was Ramona’s husband was talking to some woman and Ramona (and remember this Bitch is nuts) Ramona walked up to the woman very casually and asked her, like in a joking way: ‘are you flirting with my husband?’ or something to that effect, and I think they ended up laughing it off. I can’t remember exactly what happened to be honest with you, but I remember Ramona being, uhmm what’s that word I am looking for? Classy! About asking that woman if she was flirting with Mario, without going into ape shit trailer park mode. Remember Ramona is a crazy ho’ but she did have tact, I give her that, in asking that woman if she was flirting with her man. And I remember Mario was not wearing his wedding ring and Ramona bitched him out for that. I don’t know maybe Mario cheats on her maybe not, he does have a wondering eye and Andy Cohen asked Ramona about that, and she admited. But, at least she still was not all insecure and desperate. Alexis on the other hand appeared very desperate and insecure. And I dont understand what kind of so called Christian she is. She was very hostile and confrontational towards that pretty younger woman she does not behave Christian at all, she acts arrogant, vain and selfish, and now also jelaous.
How is she Christian and goes to tequila parties and Vegas and drinks during lunch, and has all that plastic surgery?. I know for a fact that even those so called Christian Mega Rock Churches frown upon drinking, and smoking, and also remember Jimbo is always smoking cigars! They are so full of shit.
Jenn, ‘melon tits’ love it! I agree with you that Bitch does not look 32 why would she need botox at 32? Or is she really 32 and fucked up her face with all the poison they inject in her on a daily basis? If she did then she is also an idiot for that too, and should get her money back from the botox clinic she goes to.
Alex, he gives me the creeps too!
Uwish, I agree he does have some action on the side. I would not be surprised if he hangs around strip clubs.
KikiLulu, in that one episode where he told her to lower her voice she looked away like she wanted to cry and yes, you can tell she wants to fight back but she is so afraid of him it is very sad, and this is only the shit we see on TV when the cameras are rolling, imagine when they are at home and the cameras are not rolling the shit he must tell her and the way he must treat her? Sad!
Love ya’ all!
The Boss Lady
7. How could I forget the trailer trash tooth pick in Nimbo’s mouth/along with chewing gum like the pig that he is????
8. Skanklexis would have to go home if one of the babies pooped. (Nannied don’t do night duty/doodie?)
9. Bravo sure knows how to pick ‘em!
10. And who on earth could be jealous of anything Nimbo did? (except, of course, spend his diamond $$$$$$$$$ on another skank)
Taliban Jim runs a chain of PAWN SHOPS. Seven “cawwots” is some poor saps’ ground up engagement rings. And to me, that’s just like wearing a dead man’s shirt…creepy.
Oh and when they sold the house? They were ALL ABOUT “Creative Financing”…innneresting…
Did anybody notice JimBlob’s nasty “package” in the limo? He had his legs wide open for the camera – yuck & gasp! And when all four of them arrived at the racetrack, Gretchen was already wasted and started dancing & twirling her hat. Slade seemed to be embarrassed and told Gretchen she may spook the horses. JimBlob corrected Slade by saying “Oh let Gretchen have some fun!” and was obviously enjoying the view. I bet if it was JimBlob’s wife he would have told her off and embarrassed the hell out of her!
I think it was one of crazy Alexis’ psycho ways of stroking Jimbo’s BIG Ego!!!! Either that or Jimbo is a famewhore wannabe and is getting jealous and thinks he needs to be in the spotlight more and lied to Alexis and told her that he thinks she was coming on to him, just so he could get his rocks off watching two girls fight over him on camera at that!!! So sad…
Fantastic episode….next week looks just as good! Nothing new to add except I’ve been to a Tupperware party with “Kay Sedia” about 5 years ago in Long Beach. It was interesting. That guy can sell like no other. I believe “Kay Sedia” is California’s top Tupperware seller or was. No husbands go to Tupperware parties!
realhousewifeofrich-I thought the same thing about Jimbo and Melontits!
YES!!! i was like…are you kidding me? what is he a bull or some kind of goat? yuck
he is just so pompus i cant stand it.
referring to his “package” in the limo
Yep, no husbands go to Tupperware parties except, except the MOST insecure ones! (or gay husbands)
Hey Ladies…Have you ever noticed…HOW MUCH JIM TAKES UP FOR GRETCHEN?…I this over the last couple of episodes where JIm always seem to take up for Gretchen (ie
1) When Gretchen was at the races with Alexis, JIm, and Slade…JIm completely shut his wife up when all she was doing was simply stating “her” opion. If he had something like that to say to his wife, he shut of pulled her aside.
2) When at the races, Gretchen was jumping around like a kid and Slade told her to calm down because the horses would be jarred a bit….Phucktard JIM takes up for Gretchen AGAIN!!!! Telling Slade to let her have fun.
3) At the Tupperware Party – While Alexis is off to the side getting ready to get her ass beat; Jim once again is chatting it up with Gretchen while she is “pretending” to interview him about his wife making a fool of herself.
Hmmmm….my grandmother used to say…the way you get him, is the way you keep….HOW DID ALEXIS MEET JIM AGAIN?? LOL
Everyone has made such great comments, ESPECIALLY about “Taliban” Jim! I love that, “Taliban” Jim, so awesome! Someone said that they bet TB hangs out at Strip clubs. Hang out? Hell, he owns them!! He is absolutely repulsive. No money in the world could keep me around that neandrathal. He and I would have a “Come to Jesus” meetin real quick or he would wake up without a package!
Jenn,you are sooo right about the 7 carat pendent-pawnshop made and creepy.
I guess I didn’t catch the episode of them doing “creative financing” on their house. Doesn’t surprise me.
Speaking of creative financing, how ’bout old Lynn and Frank? I don’t know what they are better at, parenting or finances. Frank looks like a walking “Xanax” zombie! Lynn needs to put down the bong and kick Alexa’s ass and PLEASE stop with the f-ing nasty cuffs! They are hideous!
I forgot to say, I vote “He’s not even attractive.” as the best quote in RHO-history!!
One last comment for the night-
’I’m pretty naive when a girl is hitting on me’ Rev. Jimbo
YEA, CAUSE NO GIRL HAS EVER HIT ON YOU THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SO NAIVE ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
VOMIT!!!
TX TEK- OMG! Lynn and Frank are just so out there. The parents that want to be “friends” with their kids and not the “parents”. Its biting them in the ass big-time!And next week with Lynn freaking out on Gretchen. So much emotion from Lynn.
You girls crack me up w ur comments!!!! I love ur posts Boss Lady!!
1. Lynn & Frank are very close to being the crappiest parents I’ve ever seen. They shouldn’t be allowed to even raise a dog, let alone those girls. Seriously, even her dog was giving her stink eye when she was dressing her up in that ugly dress for no reason at all.
2. Alexis’ Botox is clearly affecting the few braincells she’s got left if she thinks any woman w healthy eyesight & an ounce of dignity would wanna get down w Jim. Honey, not everyone wants a fat, greasy, pot-marked faced, Jim Jones wannabe w shady binezz dealings just to have a tacky diamond ring, nannies & a huge tacky house. He’s got this creepy/sleazy/perv look to him too that freaks me out.
3. I was all excited thinking that Mel chick was going to get all chola on Alexis when she said, “you wanna go outside?” (That line even made my husband stop pretending like he wasn’t watching & put his Kindle down!) Then Alexis got all scared of this chick who talks like she’s fresh off an episode of Lock Up & was suddenly all about calmly talking it out….in the safety of Gretchen’s living room, that is. THANKS A LOT, Alexis!!!
4. Just saw the clip for the next episode in which Lynn flips the bitch switch on Gretchen for mentioning Alexa…..again. (Note to Gretchen: you may want to delete Alexa from ur vocab before Lynn puts her bong down & finally whoops ur ass. Just sayin’, girl.) OMG. Between the hair, terrible facelift, sun damage & all the crap she’s had injected into her face over the years, Lynn looks like Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color. For real. Bravo, pls stop w the close up shots of Lynn’s face – she’s going to start giving me nightmares.
Do so love your comments, girls! Each one is better than the next!
ut oh someone’s in trouble……
First the banks, then the car companies — now, the ailing economy is catching up with reality stars too, like The Real Housewives Of Orange County’s Lynne Curtin and her husband Frank, who after a botched real estate deal, might have to declare bankruptcy.
The reality TV couple have been ordered by Riverside County Superior Court to pay real estate investor Mercury Manzano $1.26 million for a deal gone bad. The Curtins, making an appearance in the courthouse for a Wednesday case call, said they are taking a long, hard look at declaring Chapter 11.
“Fire Marshall Bill”….shoot, you made me spit out a full mouthfull of wine with that one! You are dead on! But seriously, this is the best they could do with finding a “real housewife” for a national tv show?!?! I realize that anyone with class would refuse to do this show, but there are better alternatives. Someone is phoning in their job.
Love the comments about Taliban Jim!! He is gross, demeaning, controlling, condescending…move over Slade, there’s a new tool in town!
Kikilulu, always swallow wine before reading………..responses get better day by day!
See I was thinking Lynn kind of reminds me of Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company…..
Mrs. Roper??? How perfect!!! Glad I took my own advice before choking on wine…….hehe.
That pendant was horribly tacky too! Who would wear that????
Kikilulu, wine must NEVA be spit out. That’s unacceptable. You must learn to be a “claaaasy” drunk like the rest of us on this site – even in the face of my name calling those clowns. LOL. P.S. Am I the only one that’s noticed how UWish digs up & posts all the dirt on the Housewives w lightning speed? Daaayum, girl, if u don’t work as a P.I. already, there’s some talent going to waste there! I’m starting to think Lynn & Frank shouldn’t bother waiting for the media to release their shennanigans – they should just email u the press releases directly. Can’t wait for the Boss Lady’s next post!
Is it just me or, does anyone else notice Alexis Bellino’s ‘manly’ features? I know its probably due to the numerous plastic surgeries but honestly, even the pictures they showed of her as a child — she looked like a ‘boy’ dressed up as a girl. Just sayin’.
I was thinking the same thing! She had a very boyish look. Now it’s a manly look.