This was back in June of last year. Gretchen Rossi bought herself a speeding ticket, to go with the 116 mph race she was having with the other motorist on the road out in Las Vegas somewhere. I thought that bitch would be able to flirt her way out of a ticket?.Those golden locks and baby blues did nothing for her punk ass, when it comes to getting out of a ticket like a respectable ho’ would.

Look at the documents from Radaronline. It looks like maybe the officer or the court clerks misspelled miss Things’ name. They wrote Grerhen not Gretchen. The cop probably misspelled that bitches name on purpose, when he first gave her the ticket,  because of her donkey laugh and horsey face. Plus that obnoxious, super flashy, very tacky, mural she painted of herself on the car didn’t help.

Here is Gretchen below, getting her car ready to collect pricey speeding tickets in her flashy car:

Thanks to my readers Uwish and Robinbeau for the scoop on this gossip!

According to internet rumors, Ryan Vieth ‘Nugget Boy’ posted on his Facebook about being a baby daddy to a little girl named Dakota Vieth.

Now that Tamra may be the hottest granny in Orange County she better get ready to be the hottest grannie at the old peoples home, until Gretchen shows up looking sexy on bingo night. That’s were these bitches are gonna be next, ‘The Real Retirement Home Grannies of Orange County’.

Except that with all that botox all these Bitches use, they’re faces are going to look all jacked up when they’re at the old peoples home. Even Gretchen’s face will look distorted, oh come on! we all know she gets Formaldehyde injections also.

Lynne’s daughters better remember to use protection or they may end up making Lynne the next hot grannie of OC, with the face all fucked up, like this bitch below:

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…