Yes they are coming back next week and they dragged two more Bitches that we get to make fun of too! It’s about time, this 5th season of the OC House Ho’s has been going on too fucking long. And not only that, their story lines are getting depressing. It seems that all the Bitches on this cheesey TV show are a bunch of fakers, posers and wannabees. I was getting tired of Lynne’s eviction, homeless broke ass adventures and Tamra’s foreclosure, insufficient funds and facade of a marriage falling apart at the seams bullshit. It was becoming a ‘downer’ like Lynne would say. Yep, it was really screwing up my high.
But thank be to the Goddess of Reality TV because the NYC Bitches are gonna be back on March 4th with more cat-fights, bitchery and shenanigans and of course no money problems because one thing I notice is that the NYC ho’s got real money not like those fake ass OC Ho’s (except for Hurricane Vicki who works her french nails to the bone). I want to see Bitches with some real money that will inspire my crazy and that pay their shit on time, and don’t have one foot in the welfare office or embarrasing eviction problems.
Even Silex got some money and that Bitch got fired from her graphic designer job but I don’t see their crazy ass getting foreclose out of their condemned shack in the ghetto part of Brooklyn, ’cause even that ghetto shack costs money.
However there is a rumor swirling around that Silex is not coming back after this third season, because her royal Diva Highness Simon threw a bitch fit because Bravo would not pay him more to make a fool of himself on the show. I guess he gets payed too; he must be considered a honorary housewife.
Alex Mccord
Alex is gonna be picking a lot of fights with all the other Bitches so she can have more air time, and her look in this picture solidifies that. Look how pissed off she looks.This Bitch looks like she is ready to tear some Bitches head off and piss down her neck. I think she is just cranky because she’s hungry. What does she weight like 80 pounds? Bitch needs a sammich.
Kelly Bensimon
Here is Kelly Bensimon who looks like she is holding her butt cheeks together, while sticking out her chest, trying to look seductive for the camera in order to hide from the viewer, the fact that, she is trying not to fart. Really Bitch, really? This is how you gonna posse? HA HA HA! . This is what she was probably thinking to herself while the picture was being shot ‘hurry up and take the damn picture, DAMN YOU! I feel the turd saying hi, and can’t hold it any longer, huuuurrrry!’
Bethenny Frankel
Bethenny Frankel story line will focus on her recent pregnancy and shotgun wedding before the baby is born. She will also be doing a lot of fighting with Jill Zarin and all of the other Bitches because they can’t stand each other now.
Jill Zarin
Our queen bee Jill Zarin will be busy, busy, busy with the usual commitments of an elite New York Socialite, like going to charity balls, shop, shop, shop and boss people around her fabric store including her husband Bobby . Also she will be getting her daughter Ali ready for college so she and Bobby can make Ali’s room into a nakid bondage room. Nice! I can relate to that. I love this Bitch as much as I love Bethenny, because they’re both Bitches with big mouths, too bad these 2 ho’s hate each other now. That screwed with me so much. DAMN IT!
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
After getting the virtual boot from Count Grandpackula. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is going to be feautured dating all the available bachelors in New York . Even thought she told Ramona last season it is not appropiate to be galoping around with so many different dick ; this time it will be her doing it, because Bitch better hurry up and find another suga pappi that can support her lifestyle. She also caught the singing delusionbug that other bitches like Kim Zolciak and Gretchen Rossi have caught. This season Countess LuAnn will be the next Barbra Streisand and fail miserably at it.
Ramona Singer
Ramona Singer is still bat shit crazy because shit like that just can’t be cured. She continues to march to the beat, of her own crazy war drums in her head. And since she is the sister from another mother of Hurricane Vicki Gunvalson she will also be renewing her vowels (misspeled on purpose!) to her husband Mario just like crazy ass Vicki did with Donn this last season. I am sure she will also entertain us with her ‘Ramona Crazy Dance’. That’s a whole lot of Crazy!
Sonja Morgan
I don’t know who this new Bitch is. Her name is Sonja Morgan, she is 45. I can tell her and Gretchen Rossi follow the same bulimia and crack diet.
Jennifer Gilbert
This is another new Bitch her name is Jennifer Gilbert they pulled her from under the concrete rocks of New York. I guess they gonna have to replace Silex at some point .
Well I can’t wait to see these Bitches back. I miss their New Yawk accents.
According to Star Magazine, Vicki Gunvalson was out partying and cheating on Donn while in Puerto Vallarta with some 25 year old punk. However some insiders told me, Donn was there and she was just being flirty and that the college guy just wanted to get money for the story. Well that looks veeerrrry flirrrttty to me. Who knows. Maybe her and Donn have an open marriage that’s why she always gets caught with her pants down (pun intended!)
The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Vicki Gunvalson has been married 15 years, but her husbandDonn was the last thing on her mind when she kissed a 25-year-old college student while partying in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, last month.Journey. She was living it up. She kept talking to me. She was a big flirt.”
“Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl,” University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin tells Star about his wild night with Vicki. “We clicked immediately and danced to rock ‘n’ roll by Bon Jovi and
When Mike bought a round of tequila shots for their group, Vicki gave him a very special thank you — a big kiss on the lips! As the two continued to drink they grew closer — and so did their lips. Before long, they were full-on making out!
“She was a very good kisser. Then I felt her up, but she moved my hand away. It was clear she didn’t want to go too far because her friends were there and people were watching. But I wanted to fool around with her.”
This Mike guy also told Star Magazine that Vicki left him with blue balls because I guess she bailed on him after making out with him and dick teasing him. He also gave her his email address and phone number but she never contacted him again. EVER! How funny.
This picture of the 2 dollar church whore surfaced on this website called goodplasticsurgery.com. This other website called awfulplasticsurgery.com says she used to have a ‘buttaface’.
Before: she had a fat face, she looked like some sort of an alien gofer that someone hit with a hot waffle iron.
After: she looks like a horseface tranny with an Adams’ apple and tuba lips.The work didn’t really help much.
Tamra Barney is once again admitting to Radaronline that she is dating this Queen 36 year old Eddie Judge. Didn’t she admit to dating him? But then, she backed peddled and said she wasn’t dating him? Next week she is gonna say she is not dating him again. This Bitch needs to make up her mind. The 110 million dollar question here is : Did this Bitch take out her implants? Because she doesn’t seem as busty in this picture. If so did she do it to piss off Simon? Or did Simon have the doctor that put those implants repossessed them, since Simon gave her the boot an’ all? And he wont be playing with them anymore.
It appears that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps found herself a younger, cuter, thinner gentleman friend. Well at least cuter than the 150 year old Count she was previously married to who dumped her ass via email when he traded her in for an Ethiopian Princess last year.
Her new man’s name is Pepe Lepew. Oh, sorry! It’s not Pepe Lepew. His name is Jacques Azoulay. Yeap that’s it! She has moved on from Count Chocula. Thank God!
Well this new boy toy is kinda goofy looking but whatevs! It makes the Countess happy. And he got money too! Cheers to the Countess goldigging a boy toy!
Despite her recent divorce, Real Housewives of New York star Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has found herself off the market again — just as soon as she was back on!
The Class with the Countess author is dating French wine distributor Jacques Azoulay, she tells PEOPLE. “I feel very lucky,” de Lesseps shared at Thursday’s Isaac Mizrahi fashion show in New York. “We met at a party for a friend of mine who is a singer. The first time I saw him, I was like, ‘Wow!’ He’s a wow kind of guy. He’s just lovely.”
The love birds recently returned from a trip to the City of Light, where de Lesseps met Azoulay’s relatives. “I just got back from Paris for Valentine’s Day. We went to see the parts of Paris that Jacques grew up in … it went very well. [His family are] very nice people, lovely people.”
The French city served as a dreamy backdrop for romance as well. “In Paris, we had a walk at the Place de la Concorde … we did a tour at 2 a.m. after dinner. It was amazing,” de Lesseps recalls. “There was nobody on the streets of Paris and it was lit up like a scene from a movie. It was so beautiful.”
Did the Countess ever think she would land on her feet in love so quickly? “I feel very lucky,” she said. “I never thought I would be lucky enough to find somebody like that again in my life.”
–Jeffrey Slonim
I guess it was Raquel that got served the eviction notice contrary to what I posted on my last recap. So Raquel opens the door and a man is standing outside and slaps her in the face with an eviction notice.
Princess Raquel is horrified that she is being served an eviction notice and doesn’t understand why so she calls her mom Lynne on the phone and proceeds to curse and yell at her moma Lynne, about what the fuck is going on.
Lynne and her 2 spoiled daughters are horrified that they’re ass is getting eviction notice in front of the cameras they are just horrified because now the jig is up and we all know they’re not rich folk like they said they were.
They gotten their asses evicted before, many times, but Lynne is more horrified about the fact that this time the Bravo cameras were around to capture the whole embarrassing event and now we all know her and her family are not rich but rather a circus wagon of con artist that move from rented beach house to rented beach house pretending their rich and blowing all their money on expensive fucking shit like wild ass shopping sprees, expensive luxury cars and plastic surgery and getting evicted each time they move around because they don’t pay their rent or any important shit like electricity, groceries and other necessities.
Instead they sneak to the neighbors when the neighbors are at work and hook up Franks construction orange extension cable to get electricity. Genius!
This fucking show is just become depressing these bitches cannot even pretend to be rich no more. They are all supposed to live this fabulous life we are all supposed to envy and now we all see it was all bullshit. Damn people that read this blog have more money than some of these fake ho’s! Hilarious!
Alexa is hiding under the blanket because she has no make up on and is also embarrassed, that they finally got caught on camera getting evicted. Lynne is the one who is most pissed she says this is the worst thing that could ever happen to them and she feels guilty as hell that she didn’t get the eviction notice and blah blah blah. Yeah right! These people get evicted every 6 months out of beach houses all over the OC except this time the cameras where there to capture the whole eviction ordeal in all it’s fatal glory in front of God and the whole nation.
Did ya’ all notice how when she was saying ‘I felt guilty as hell that I did not receive the… eviction notice…, I wish that I would of received it not my 2 daughters!’ her face was staying still, frozen like a wax figure. You cannot even tell with this Bitch if she is pissed or not.
Then the big confrontation takes place, and Lynne meets Frank at some park . Which is where they all camp out at, later that night. Lynne confronts Frank on their eviction issues and Frank admits to her that he fucked up and didn’t pay the security deposit of 10k. I guess Lynne has been used to having hubbie handle the finances while she lives in a world of smoky haze shopping and wine and don’t forget plastic surgery and spend spend spend.
Lynne admits she lets hubbie handle the finances while she just sits and looks pretty and they have a pattern of living beyond their means.But she just admits it but is not willing to do anything about it or fix it! She just blames Frank. Remember when she came on to the RHOC show how she was all bragging about being a spoiled wife and that she was spoiled enough to get anything she wants and they own their beach house.
Yes, Frank fucked up and lied and told her there was no deposit on the house but Lynne doesn’t see that she just spends and spends and doesn’t help out. She keeps on interrupting Frank while he tries to explain to her why their getting their asses evicted and he finally gets tired of her and tells her to shut it.
Frank tells Lynne that they been living beyond their means for a while and that’s why they are sinking in this quick sand whole of shit their in. Frank admits he allowed the family to live beyond their means and got in over his head because he wanted to allow his spoiled princesses to live the good life that they were accustomed to but never could really afford.
Instead of going on wild shopping sprees and spending on 2k worth of clothes and bullshit they should of been buying their clothes at the salvation army and saving their money to pay rent.Lynne starts bitching to Frank about keeping things from her and tells him he treats her like she is stupid and can’t handle the truth.
Frank tells her that, is the reason he keeps things from her because she’s stupid and can’t handle the truth and that she lives in a ‘microcosm’ of bullshit that is not even real! NO SHIT! Someone had to finally tell this ho’. But Frank, also enables her spending behavior so he is just as pathetic. I agree you gotta fake it till you make it but this ho’ is not even trying to make it.
Take some responsibility for your wild shopping sprees ho’. Frank tells Lynne he wouldn’t have to lie to her if she could handle the truth and did not make demands to live in high price neighborhoods. No shit Sherlock! This ho’ should of being getting a job and the money from the housewives show where is that at? Why aren’t the 2 brats working at Starbucks?
If they all had a job and Lynne was not spending money pretending she is rich this shit would of never happen.Lynne keeps trying to talk over Frank and he tells her to quit cutting him off and listen and that they need to quit their wild spending. Stupid Lynne says that she finally made money from her cuffs of whore business and that the money is going to all these expenses, what? blowing money on shopping sprees and bullshit?.
Then Lynne says ‘ I don’t think I can get over it!’ then she says ‘I’m over it!’ What? Make up your mind Bitch! Which one is it? You are over it? Or you’re not? What the fuck! Did ya’ all see when she walks away her tight size “0″ jeans are too tight for her size 12 butt, and she walks all stupid like she’s holding her farts in, and the high heels are uncomfortable as hell as she walks away walking all retarded she says ‘I’m so sick of this shit sick of it’. What a stupid bimbo!
Lynne cries and can’t move her face is like a wax figure she has to tell everybody how she feels because we cant tell she is crying or happy.
Then we see a tender moment between Hurricane Vicki and her daughter Brianna who is worried about some lumps she has in her neck that may be cancerous. That’s some fucked up shit. Poor thing. Vicki says she has to work on Brianna’s next appointment. Bitch better go that appoitment! I hope to God Brianna is well.
After the whole eviction fiasco. Lynne and the 2 daughters went over to gram-grams house and when gram-gram heard Lynne’s voice outside her door she pretended she wasn’t home, so Lynne and the 2 brats had to go to the OC homeless mission where Lynne hooked up with a hobo. Frank slept in his car. I remember when I wrote about the Lynne Curtin eviction fiascoes!
After getting evicted and having money and rent problems what does Lynne do to resolve the problem? She left her 2 daughters at the homeless shelter and took off to the San Francisco girls getaway and spend money on a 2k jacket . Stupid Bitch. And she wonders why they can’t afford rent. First she is all upset with her huusband because he’s wallet dried up and he can’t provide her with the easy ho’ life anymore then she tells the other ho’s that she got paid from her sale of her cuffs of whore and she is blowing all the money on a jacket that cost 2 grand.
Instead of using that 2 grand to get an apartment or pay her damn rent and help her husband out she selfishly buys an ugly ass jacket that is way overpriced. Bitch needs to take some lessons in financing but her 2 braincells don’t function anymore. Instead of taking the financial seminar with Vicki she needs to get slapped for being so stupid.That Bitch is depressing. Bitch went and told Tamra that they got evicted and shit .
Tamra was laughing at Lynne until she remembered she is getting the boot from her house too. The next encarnacion of the housewives is gonna be called trailer trash ho’s . Tamra tries to advice Lynne to not get a divorce little does she know she is going to be going through the same shit soon.
Gretchen and Alexis had lunch and ordered a Skinny Girl Margarita and pissed off the waitress acting like stupid Bitches. I bet their food gets spit on a lot specially Alexis. Alexis is so christian she always has booze with her lunch. She starts drinking at 11am.
I am surprised that Jimbo let his ho’ go to San Francisco by herself he says he has a lot of meetings that are unavoidable and he must stay behind to take care of such meetings. What that really means is that he must of find a hot date on Craigslist in the adult casual encounters section and couldn’t miss it. He probably took his date back to his flea motel. Bitch says that her and her husband have up to this point never traveled alone. Now that she has the Bravo cameras wrecking her already wrecked life this is not going to be the only thing that they are going to be doing alone.
However once that stupid ho’ is in San Francisco with the other ho’s her needy husband constantly calls her to make sure she ain’t fucking around with nobody. Of course he called her once he was done getting his BJ from the tranny he hooked up with on Craigslist.
Crazy ass Vicki says that Alexis is self centered and wants all eyes on her. But then again all this ho’s are self centered and want all eyes on their bloated egotistical asses.
They all go to some expensive high class restaurant where they don’t know how to behave. That stupid Alexis wanted to taste what Gretchen was having and after she tasted it she hurls into the napkin. This is a 200 dollars a meal restaurant and the 2 dollar whore doesn’t like the food because she doesn’t understand it. It’s not Mickey D’s that’s why.
Fucking Hurricane Vicki says to the other ho’s not to put their purse on the floor because it’s bad luck the money goes away. I always say that too how funny. Stupid Vicki you’re a genius! Bitch!
The rest of the evening was all about Alexis puking and when she wasn’t puking or shitting under the table, because she did that too , she took like 47 phone calls from her lord and master Jimbo while he bossed her around and questioned what she was doing. Alexis was all nervous on the phone with Jimbo while he interrogated her, Jimbo : ‘what are you doing Bitch? Is there another man there?’ Alexis: ‘nothing we’re just having dinner’ . See all nervous. He even called her when he was taking a shit in his car to tell her about that. What a weirdoe!
All the Bitches were getting annoyed with Jimbo calling that ho’ like 50 times! Not just Vicki. Lynne was rolling up her eyes Tamra was getting all pissed making comments. So I don’t understand why she jumped on Hurricane Vicki for getting on her for that. Hurricane Vicki should of gone Hurricane on that Bitches ass and flipped a table at her. Someone needs to smack Alexis and I don’t mean Jimbo because he does that already I mean one of these ho’s needs to slap her!
Vicki brought Brianna with her as a shield hoping that if she brings her kid those Bitches are going to have some respect for her since she has her kid with her but of course she should of known better that those Bitches have no respect for nobody not even for a poor girl who may be having cancer.
So the biggest cunt of them all that goes by the name of Alexis who has been speaking to her lord and master Jimbo the whole time on the phone time being rude and obnoxious gets all pissed off at Vicki because she is later on during their next meal taking business calls and starts shit with her being a disrespectful aggressive beotch.
Alexis takes the cake as the most ridiculous cunt that ever appear on the RHOC with her self righteous I’m holier than thou hypocritical attitude when we all know she is nothing but a 2 dollar whore. Vicki calls Alexis ‘classless trash’. No shit Vickster, don’t forget ‘trashbox’like NeNe would say.
‘How many flavors of disfuntion can you taste in this lunch?! ‘The Bullshit Continues/ Episode 13
The next episode continued with that bullshit ass lunch where that classless ‘trashbox’by the name of Alexis, continued her hostile tirade against Hurricane Vicki. She kept looking at Vicki while Vicki took her business calls with an angry evil look like she was gonna kill the other Bitch she would take a sip of her glass and stare all evil. You can see the evil through her even that trashbox ho’ Danielle Staub aka Joker face doesn’t even reach the level of evil and creepinest that Alexis has in her. But I guess when you sleep with a ruthless evil loser like Jimbo something must rub off.
I never thought I see such and angry trannie Alexis is a very angry, unhappy, hateful, hostile cunt you can see it through her face this Bitch is not happy here she says that no one is going to disrespect her and talk down to her but what about Jimbo? He talks down to her all day. Why don’t she stand up to him and use some of that misplaced anger on him?
And there you have it Bitches! With the women she wants to be the center top queen the Alpha Female and will tear up the other Bitches at all cost but with Jimbo she wimpers and is obedient because he tells her she don’t know what the fuck ’surf and turf ‘ is.
All this misplaced anger Alexis presents is to compensate for the lack of respect she gets from Jimbo and the fact that she has no control in that fucked up marriage . And since Alexis can’t tell Jimbo off because if she does he beats her ass she goes out and gets into fights with females it all makes perfect sense!
Damn this Bitch may even be more dysfunctional and fucked up in the head than Kelly Bensimon The Beast, who appears normal next to her. Even miss‘who gonna check me booh?’ Sheree Whitfield is more normal than this ho’. Damn! I knew church people that use religion to hide their fuck ups are more fucked up than non-church folk. No wonder I don’t go to church.
Hurricane Vicki is a pain in the fucking ass and she is crazy and everybody already knows that but instead of just smacking her on the nose with a newspaper like everybody usually does Alexis decided she was going to use her powers of manipulation to gang jump Vicki and got all the other Bitches to jump Hurricane Vicki while they all beat her ass in front of Brianna.
Tamra was easy to persuade into jumping the lets kick Vicki’s ass bandwagon because the Bitch just jumps on the winning team and when she sees people ganging up on one Bitch she jumps in and joins them, like a monkey, even thought she used to say Vicki was her friend. Of course later on Tamra completely lies to Vicki’s face and says she stood up for her, blah, blah. Don’t these Bitches remember everything is on camera?
Gretchen jumped in the bandwagon because she gets violent when she is on meth and she hates Vicki anyways, because Vicki always hated her. And Lynne is so stupid she don’t know what’s going on so she just goes to the bathroom. Pendeja!
Out of all these ridiculous ho’s I agree with Brianna that she is the only grown up woman and she is only 23 all these Bitches need to grow the fuck up. Specially Alexis!. And I also agree with Brianna about not hanging around imature Bitches. Too much drama.
Vicki ran away crying after she got her ass beat and then poor little Brianna had to stay and smack those Bitches around. I wish she would of pulled an Ashley and pulled Alexis weave off. I am sure the bitch is bald like an eagle under that blond fake hair.
When Gretchen is talking you can see all the meth sores in her mouth and her eyes are all sunken. Gross!
After Alexis got all the other ho’s to beat Vicki’s ass she decided to turn up the dysfunctional a little more and force everyone to pray together making her the peacemaker. She needs to make sure she uses her powers of manipulation for evil . She did a fake ass long winded prayer that went on an on and she din’t even make sense. Stupid sick bitch she din’t mean a thing on that prayer. Of course!
Vicki says that this twat‘is a hypocrite period’ Bitch hypocrite doesn’t even begin to describe what this ho’ is.
Yep because only a low budget gutter ho’ with a loser pawn shark creepy husband would have their pastor and his wife over for breakfast so that they can asks the pastor and his wife what do they think of Alexis porn size scary teeties. Yeap, did ya’ all see the horrified what the fuck? look on that lady’s (the pastors wife) face . She looked at Jimbo like he was telling her that he pees in the holy water sometimes. Priceless. It was indeed an awkward moment.
Then the pastor dude, tries to smooth shit out by saying Alexis can use her big circus teeties to help people come to Jesus. I bet those people know the Bellinos are a joke and wanted to say something else but they refrained themselves from telling that 2 dollar church whore and her creepy hussbaand the truth because they want to be on TV to promote their church. And it backfired on them! See, people like the Bellinos is the reason why I refuse to be a part of any organized church conundrum. That, and the fact I was told Vampires can explode if they enter a church and I haven’t been to one since then, I don’t want to find out.
Gretchen’s parents hate Slade. It’s just that the dad is better at hidding it than the mom. Gretchens dad steps on some Slimey and has to wipe his shoes in the grass. Gretchen gets drunk off her ass and starts slurring some shit about how everyone should be for lease. Gretchen says that she is going to put Slimey on a lease because she may want to trade him in for a new model with more mileage but more money. Slimey gets all butt hurt. Gretchen’s mom tells Gretchen to shut the fuck up because she is making an ass of herself but drunken ass Gretchen just keeps going sticking her whole foot and leg into her mouth.
Well, well, well, I am not surprised at the raunchy pictures this ho’ send to some men’s magazine. This is Alexis Bellino before she married Taliban Ass Jimbo. Bitch has a buttaface. No wonder the plastic surgeon that fixed her face couldn’t fix that bump on her nose or knock the fugly off her. These raunchy pictures look just like the shit that 2 dollar ho’s post on Craigslist.
And speaking of Craigslist her husband his unholy creepinest Reverend Jafar Jimbo owns some cheesey little motel in Laguna that he advertises on Craiglist for $195 a night. He calls it a ’boutique hotel’. But some website was saying it looks like office spaces and it had a for lease sign for a long time. Yea and he is advertising on Craiglist of all places he probably also rents it out by the hour to the Craiglist ho’s.
SAN DIEGO – The FBI’s Operation Bullpen has infiltrated and dismantled a network of 20 forgers, authenticators, wholesalers, and retailers who are responsible for the creation and sales of up to $100 million of forged memorabilia, items that are both sports and nonsports-related. Twenty individuals, all from California, are cooperating with federal officials in pleabargaining agreements on a variety of fraud and tax charges.
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In addition, the FBI told Sweet Spot that the operations of the J. DiMaggio Company have been shut down. In addition a significant number of items that were known forgeries carried a certificate of authenticity attributed to Don Frangipani; and Robert Proudy and Jim Bellino of Forensic Document Services (FDS). Forged items were supported by fake or misleading authentication documents. However, no charges have been brought against the latter authenticators.
James Carlos Bellino owned Forensic Document Services located at 1115 N. Tustin Ave, Orange, CA.. According to the tip, federal prosecutors deferred prosecution, “a short hand way of letting Bellino off with almost $30,000 restitution, went on probation for a year, and got out of the sports memorabilia business”. The person who supplied the tip wondered if this Jim Carlos Bellino was the husband of Alexis Bellino, the newest housewife on Real Housewives of Orange County. According to the tipster, who had access to the deferred prosecution agreement and, a bankruptcy document involving Rectivity, a pool table company Alexis’ husband had ties to, the signatures are the same.
According to our source, the Jim C. Bellino indicted for mail fraud is Alexis’ Jim Bellino.
No wonder they go to that fake ass joke of a church for like 25 minutes once a week, the rest of the time Alexis and Jimbo spend it drinking excessively, cursing like sailors all while Alexis dresses like a 2 dollar church whore. Damn! Jimbo must have a lot of old, recent and present skeletons in the closet, that wreak like putrid guilt and he wants to hide them behind a Bible. I bet more shit is going to come out on these two assholes.There is also some spewage about how they tried real hard to get into the RHOC :
All this desperate bullshit to get Alexis on the show, is ridiculous. And now there is this latest development that Alexis has 2 jobs and had to let go of one of the nannies.She posted on Twitter that she shouldn’t be judged . She should of thought about that before she joined the circus of ridiculous ho’s that is RHOC. She put her life out there for us to clown at, and that’s exactly what’s happening so deal with it.
I love it !
This is Alexis and Jimbo this last Valentines at Vegas where they partied with Gretchen and some other skanks . Is it just me or does this fat motherfucker look more fat and ugly each time we see him. Damn he’s fugly! Who the fuck would want to hit on his ugly fat ass??
And what the fuck is that whore wearing on her wrist? Is that like a writst version of an ankle bracelet that Jimbo put on her wrist so he can keep her on a short leash so she don’t end up wondering off in Vegas with another sugar daddy? I wonder if Jimbo has a remote control for that shit, so when Alexis starts acting up, he pushes a button and it gives her an electric shock like they do to Dobermans.
Alexis also went ape shit and threw a stomping crying hissy fit when she heard Wendy Williams tell Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens that her favorite housewife is Crazy Ass Vicki. I never thought I say this but seriously next to Alexis Crazy Ass Vicki seems normal. Also a viewer posted that stupid Alexis had an announcement on her fan page on Facebook, that she later deleted, that said if Bravo allows Pro-Vicki comments to be posted and quit censoring Pro-Alexis comments that she was not going to blog for them anymore. She throws a fit like a spoiled 8 year old. She thinks her shit don’t stink.
Bitch thinks that just because she is Alexis, that suddenly she is supposed to be everyone’s favorite ho’ because the world revolves around Alexis and when it ’s not about Alexis she cries. I would of love to see that Bitch crying and throwing a fit.
Alexis still under the delusion that just because she joined the RHOC she is going to come out smelling like lilles and roses but instead she is going to find out she is going to come out smelling like an Olympic size swimming pool of smelly wet orangutan shit. You can’t polish a turd!
Maybe there was a shortage of hotties to pose nude for the month of March or maybe Kelly payed Hugh Hefner a huge amount of money upfront to let her ruin the March edition of playboy. Well the good thing is that Kelly posing created a lot of overtime hours for many talented graphic artist, that had to work pass midnight to photoshop the shit out of Kelly’s scary leathery ass.
Those poor graphic artist are now having to got through therapy from the traumatic experience of photoshopping Kelly’s bare huge circus tee ties. Each tee tie has it’s own zip code. Kelly’s ex husband was the only man brave enough to shoot those photos or maybe he is already desentized since he was previously married to her. Kelly says they dind’t shoot her crusty ass vagina, but still, I hope Kelly taped her dick back real good too just in case something may hang out there by accident.Oh yeah, I forgot the traumatized graphic artist took care of that too.
Slade Slimey made it to the top list on Mostwanteddeadbeats.com. Gretchen Rossi tried to bullshit Slimey’s unemployment situation in an interview she had with Los Angeles Times saying he owns a ‘consulting business’ Yeah right! The only ‘consulting’ he performs is when he tells that ho’ to wear the pink thong instead of the black one!. These Bitches just keep contradicting themselves and cannot even keep their lies straight. On Radaronline it is listed that Slimey has said that he is gutter broke and don’t have money to pay shit for his childsupport tab of 80k . Slimey also states he was a homeless ho’ who was forced to move in with Gretchen in exchange for sex and light cleaning. So she supports his ass! Just like we all knew already. From Radaronline:
Slade revealed that as of May 2008, his income was reduced to zero and he owes $104,000 to the IRS. He says his TV series gig, which began in June 2008, paid him a measly $172 a week. He has since been forced to close his bank account and has not received any income in over a year. He lost his car in April 2009 after his family had to stop lending him money and is currently living with Rossi as he looks for work.
“I have been left indigent and financially destitute,” he said in the papers. Other papers reveal that Slade’s son spends 1% of his time with Slade and 99% of his time with his mother.
Gretchen has some more bad news just like the link my reader mzfuller posted the link here . Thanks to mzfuller . Gretchen is getting forced to disclose her assests because of that whole ordeal with Jay Photoglou who took her to court and the judge forced Gretchen to pay Jay 18k. Gretchen denies getting money from Jeff Beitzel but now she will be forced to disclose this. If she did get money from her sugar pappi she has not really enjoyed it with all these Karmic shit storm situations she keeps going throught that are hustling her out of money fast. That’s what happens when you act a fool.
It appears that all the bleach on Tamra Barney’s hair must of somehow penetrated her skull, because she forgot that she had admitted to Radaronline a few days ago, that she is dating this Eddie Judge character(who looks like his favorite disco song is ‘It’s Raining Men’) Tamra flat denied to the OC register that her and Eddie are dating. Radaronline reporter Alan Butterfield said AWW, HELL NO! And went and told the OC register that crazy Bitch was straight up lying because a few days ago, she admitted to them, that she was sleeping with this queen. (Even with the bushy eyebrows I still think he’s gay and Tamra is paying him to pretend she is doing him, I don’t know we’ll see)
Tamra denies that she and Judge are dating or are a couple. “We’re really good friends,” she said in an interview today. “I think he’s a wonderful person. He’s helped me a lot through this. If something does evolve, I’d be lucky.”
The Radaronline reporter, Alan Butterfield, called the Register back and said Tamra’s recent text messages indicate there is a relationship between Judge and herself. The messages went something like this:
Butterfield: How long have you been dating him?
Tamra: Since last week. We’ve been friends for a year.
Butterfield: Are you sleeping with him?
Tamra: Yes, since last week.
Aguardiente you are right her stockings do look like varicose veins. Her outfit also looks like the shit that the hookers in Tijuana wear at the cantinas. Very classy.
