Here is a two part interview with Kim G . from Ranus Reviews. Kim G states that her and Joker Face no longer talk to each other. No surprise there. Bitch also says that the day of Joker Face’s 80th birthday bash , Kim G is the one that threw Joker Face the party and that when it was time to invite guest nobody wanted to come because of course look who the party was for. And Kim G had to at last minute and in desperation call people she knew to show up as a favor to her(she probably went to the homeless shelter to gather people to come to Joker Face’s party to make it look like Joker Face has friends.)
Kim G also says that the day they went to the Brownstone when Chihuahua on Crack Danny was flipping out she didn’t know this turd was coming with them . She says she was at Joker Face’s house before they went to the Brownstone and Danny showed up with a duffel bag, she says that next thing she knows Joker Face’s eldest daughter was arguing with Joker Face because Joker Face wanted to let Danny take a shower in her eldest daughters room and the girl was uncomfortable with that. I wonder how many more ‘uncomfortable situations’ this bitch puts her daughters through when she brings in that long string of weirdoe, ex-con, crackhead motherfuckers to her house.
Earlier Radaronline reported that NeNe Leakes had attended an event in Los Angeles without her wedding ring. NeNe is also sweating rabbit turds that her now soon to be ex-husband Greg may turn on her and disclose all kinds of scandalous, shit about her stripper past:
“NeNe has admitted that it’s over between her and Greg and she was not wearing her wedding ring recently.“She is worried that Greg might go public about some of her secrets because she has admitted that she has some ‘skeletons’ in her closet.
First her boytoy and new nose and now this.It seems that all these house ho’s end up divorced. It’s the curse of the housewives.
Jezebel.com reported that all the housewives of New Jersey have had some kind of bullshit problem with money and or lawsuits. Including Teresa and Joe being slumlords that gotten sued by tenants and vendors. Click here to read the full gossip on that.
I found this little interesting piece of gossip on the Countless LuAnn. It seems that just like Joker Face she may or may not enjoy sex in public restrooms:
At New York magazine’s summer kickoff party at the Kimberly Hotel’s Upstairs rooftop bar on Tuesday night, we spied the class-obsessed “Real Housewife” and boyfriend Jacques Azoulay coming out of a one-person bathroom … together.
Umm, we don’t think a chapter in de Lesseps’ book, “Class With the Countess,” covers tandem bathroom visits.
Or maybe they were just smoking a joint in there.
And finally here is a picture of Kelly Behemoth. It seems that she got away from her circus trainer again and ran in New York traffic wrecking havoc. This time with an unidentified balding man wearing a wig:
And here is a picture of Kelly with her cellulite:
The argument gets more heated between the two bitches . Dina tells Joker Face that she was trying to be cool with her and told the other bitches to give her a chance. But Joker Face the psychopath that she is, showed up with the entourage of ex-cons at Dina’s husband’s place of business .This pissed Dina off and she felt the need to tell Joker Face to back the fuck off her family . But this is Joker Face we’re talking about here and she is another beast like Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch, so poor Dina is not getting anywhere with this asshole. Joker Face pretty much tells Dina she is jealous of her when she says to Dina ‘Because you have a man you have a second husband, standing next to you because you have a family supporting you’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,.
Joker Face’s voice got louder when she was screaming stupid shit about being a victim and the book and all this other bullshit that would of come out regardless. Since she is in a reality trash TV show after all, and skeletons like these don’t stay in the closet too long when you’re a TV attention whore. The whole time those bitches were having their screaming match, I kept thinking how nice that couch was they’re sitting on and the backdrop was all nice and calm but those bitches and their yelling totally ruined the restaurants atmosphere and also people’s dinner who happened to unfortunately be sitting at that establishment eating.
Dinna finally sees that she is getting nowhere and decides to get up and bounce that joint. But not before she gets a chance to tell Joker Face that she is ‘crazy’ and needs help. That’s when Joker Face flips out and yells at Dina ‘DON’T YOU EVER , EVER EVER CALL ME CRAAAZZZEEEEYYYY!’ That’s the exact answer that a crazy person gives when they’re crazy, they get all defensive and crazy like she just did. I will call her crazy . JOKER FACE YOU’RE CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY BITCH!
I am surprised how Dina just walked out of there and didn’t throw a drink at Joker Face. But I guess that’s why Joker Face had Chihuahua dog nice and fucked up on crack, on call, in the parking lot in his car, the whole time that Dina and Joker Face were going at it. So the minute after Dina leaves and Joker Face is done barking at her . Joker Face speed dials Danny and he comes rushing in. Notice how when Joker Face is all screaming at Dina, she doesn’t seem like she is too afraid of Dina .
But the minute Chihuahua on crack and his big mute sidekick come in to hump Joker Face’s leg, she is all crying and saying she is shaking and scared and kept saying that Dina was telling her in a bitchy tone ’We’re here to talk about me’ and stupid ass kept repeating that too.
Joker Face is lying and exaggerating of course and tells Danny and John what happened, which pretty much was nothing she just made a bigger deal out it than it should of been since she clearly hates and is jealous of Dina and any excuse she can use to hate on her and flip out on her she will. Actually Joker Face behaves crazy like that with everybody what the fuck am I saying. She specially hates on Dina for personal jealous reasons, yes but she also will go cuckoo ca ca on anybody if they dare disagree with her crazy ass.
Chihuahua on crack and mute sidekick John look confused and feel awkward.The ‘That was it?’ look and the expressions in those 2 turds faces is priceless. As a matter of fact Danny says to her stupid ass ‘So that was it?’ They both know she is full of shit.
During this episode I kept wondering if there is anything better in that town for all these bitches to do, besides shop and get their hair done and talk about Joker Face and her shenanigans. Because while Teresa, Jackie and Caroline plus all the children and the husbands went to the little petting zoo thingy, they kept making fun of Joker Face and her penis.
And then that one annoying bitch Kim G showed up at Jackie’s house to pretend to be friends with Jackie. I wonder if Kim G reported with Joker face first, before visiting Jackie because if she didn’t , Joker Face is gonna put a foot up her old ass . Unless the old hag is on a mission from Joker Face to get Jackie to talk shit about Joker Face and then report back to her.
That Kim G is such a hypocrite. Don’t these dumb hags know that there is a camera following them? When Joker Face was crying to Kim G about how Ashley told Joker Face she was gona kick her ass, Kim G was telling Joker Face ‘Well lets do what we have to do here and call the Police!’ That bitch must not do shit all day so her new hobby is to follow Joker Face around like a puppy dog, hoping to get a spot on the ‘Ho’ wives’ so I can make fun of her .
Kim G reminds me of that gossipy neighbor bitch everyone has dealt with in one life or another, that always looks out her window to see what everybody else is doing and comes over pretending to be nice to you to get gossip and dirt on you. Bitch gets in my nerves!
Well maybe their lives it’s just like the Sopranos. You know while the men are out doing their mafia shit wich includes the mandatory cheating with various ho’s and all the schemes they pull to have their house bitches living the life of Ryley those bitches are out getting their hair did and talking shit about each other since they don’t have to go to work or nothing . In this town the bitch to talk all the juicy shit about is Joker Face because she is the old whore of that lil’ boring town. Sucks to be them.
Joker Face has the nerve to say that she is traumatized of having sex because she sent smut videos of herself to Steve . Then she lies and says that he video taped her secretly. Whatever ho’! I wonder if she was saying this crazy shit before, or after she called herself a born again virgin and tried to lie to everyone that she was going to become celibate. With this ho’ you know damn well that wether creepy Steve was video taping her fugly ass, or she was sending him videos of her self she was all in on it.
Joker Face is a self admited pervert and weirdoe of the 10th level. She even makes a weird comment when she tells her new ‘friend’ that if she stays single she is gonna have to get a huge dog like her friend has. I thought. EEEEWWWW!!! Yeah, watch that clip again. And notice how when that one ignorant bitch compares Joker Face’s arms to Michele Obama and throws Joker Face a kiss ass complement , Joker Face eats it up like a starving stray dog .
I bet Joker Face told all these ho’s she is gonna help Bravo pick one of them to be the next ho’ wife and she get them a spot on Housewives if they hang out with her while listening to the psycho babel, ignorant shit she spews out all day, not to mention her out of control, insane shenaningans and thats why those dumb bitches tolerate her. I wonder how many of these ho’s she still talks to after filming ended. I know she don’t talk to Danny or Kim G anymore. What about all the other ho’s?
Anyways, one minute Joker Face is crying that she doesn’t feel sexy because the evil Steve molested her virtuous celibate self and the next minute she is at some strip joint humping a pole while Chihuahua on crack and the rest of the dildos she has following her around like dogs in heat are watching her and jerking each other off.
And the bitch was a pro on the pole too! She also bragged about how she met her ex-husband while she was a prostitution, pole-humping ,crack whore, and that her dilapidated house is the trophy she got as payment for marrying that 80 year old rich man. Then Joker Face started reminiscing about her prostitution, stripper past when it used to rain money on her, while men gawked at her when she humped the pole, while high on crack . And that was 100 years ago and she remembers it like it was yesterday.
Kim G also showed up with her old saggy, granny, prunny, ass and tried to hump the pole but it wasn’t really working out for her. Maybe AARP now covers pole dancing for seniors like her, who want to stay in shape and be hip. She still looked ridiculous.
The men had a poker night game and spend like a grand on food and weed and the store. What else cost that much? They also invite Ashley’s new boyfriend to mafia intimidate his punk ass. But their plans get fucked up when Ashley throws a fit over something stupid and Jackie kicks her out of the house. Joe gets turned on by that.
Dina the most likable of all these skanks decided it was time to leave the show and goes into hiding from Joker Face because Dina just can’t tolerate Joker Face’s psychotic shit anymore . Joker Face enjoys obsessing over these ho’s but specially Dina. Joker Face is clearly jealous of Dina and has constant fights with her mirror because she took a look in the mirror and the mirror told her she is as fugly as an old piece of carne asada that resembled the grim reaper after it was left in the Nevada desert to rot in the summer in the 110 degree weather . Then the mirror showed Joker Face her own reflection and it scared her and made her more jealous of Dina, but she tries to say this empowered her. Yeah whateves!
Joker Face has always been obsessed with Dina I know these ho’s talk a lot of shit about Joker Face too, but bitch is crazy and an instigator of bullshit and she likes putting herself in situations were she acts like a narcissistic, super egotistical, obnoxious, asshole who has to be the center of drama and attention and nobody can disagree with her ever, so people end up having no choice but hating her antics because she is impossible to deal with. I’m surprised the Bravo producers can deal with her.
Joker Face’s life must be a living nightmare because of her own destructive behavior just by seeing all the so called friends, she goes through. This is why Dina decided to bail out of filming. She got tired of that bitches shit and felt she rather be hanging out with her cats and petting them and not dealing with some crazy bitch who gets into fights with her own mirror while obsessing over her.
(Yes, I realize this is not Snow White! But Dina looks more like the Sleeping Beauty ho’ than the Snow White because of her long blonde hair and Joker Face fights with her mirror!)
I wans’t very happy with Dina leaving and shit, but then again I don’t understand how Dina thought that this low brow show was gonna be about her and her family and friends having fun . Hasn’t she watched reality shows before? Oh thats right she was in a prior one on her wedding. In any case Dina was likeable the most likeable one out of all of them so in a way I can see that she made a good decision leaving that show plus it’s easier and more fun for me as a blogger to make fun of a psycho ass ho’ like Joker Face than it is to make fun of a girl who seems more normal and nicer despite her personal life. Still I will miss Dina.
Kim G tries to talk to Joker Face about the whole Brownstone fiasco . When Kim G brings it up she is all shy about it because she is all scared of Joker Face since she knows damn well that crazy ass Joker Face will flip out on her dumb ass. And she was right, the minute Joker Face gets questioned by her new best friend Kim G about how she was uncomfortable with riff raff Danny and his goons calling her son’s best friend who happens to be Christopher a ‘faggot’ . Joker Face flipped out and started waiving her fists in Kim’s direction yelling HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY FRIENDSHIPS ! YOU IGNORANT BITCH! NEXT TIME YOU BRING UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT I WILL SHOWE MY FOOT UP YO’ ASS! Kim flinched. Damn!
It’s not okay for Joe to call someone ‘gaylord’ in jests but when Chihuahua on Crack uses a worst term ‘faggot’ in anger against someone she clearly hates it’s perfectly alright because it benefits her.
That Kim G bitch is going bald ! When her and Joker Face were at that salon getting their hair did, I kept thinking that Bitch needs Rogaine not a hair do.
That stupid Kim G just sat there looking stupid and uncomfortable because she knew she should of kept her pie hole shut and not question Queen Train wreck about her associations with ex-cons and gang bangers. I bet at this point Kim G is just hanging around Joker Face because she is afraid of her or because she is willing to lose reputation and limbs to be on this low brow show? Or both?
Watch the poor dumb asses doing those bitches hair they look all uncomfortable like they’re wondering when they gonna have to call Po-Po to come pick up and handcuff some Joker Face. All you gotta do is disagree with that bitch and she gets all super worked up with her ‘Off with your head!’ attitude. Bitch can’t take any sort of suggestion or criticism because if anyone dares speak up or say anything to that ho’ you’re attacking her . She really needs to be in a prison nut house wearing an orange jumpsuit and shaven bald (so she don’t catch lice plus crabs but she already has both anyways).
Later on during Joker Face’s 85th birthday party she bickered, cried and yelled some more at Kim G for disagreeing with Joker Face’s fuck boy Chihuahua on meth Danny.
After these little displays of crazy at the salon and at the birthday party, Joker Face tries to put that angry Chihuahua on crack Danny in a suit because the bitch thought that by putting a dog in a suit this was going to make the dog more classy. Did ya’ all notice how right away after Danny puts on the suit he is making jokes about being in court getting sentenced? And Joker Face is creepily laughing saying ‘I’t was him not me!’ .
It seems like the trailer park, criminal, mannerism and lingo comes out of these assholes like sweat through their pores because is so deeply ingrained in their DNA! And how does this bitch not have any money to fix her 1980’s delapitaded , rat infested house but has all kinds of money to buy this jerk off, expensive Italian suits and throw herself birthday parties for her old ass? Yeah makes you wonder.
I don’t know why the fuck Dina asks that criminally insane beast Joker Face to meet and talk about all this shit that’s been going on. She should of just listen to God Mother Caroline who told her to not try and go argue with a crazy bitch! As a matter of fact all these ho’s should check with God Mother Caroline before making any dumb moves like talking to bat-shit crazy ho’s such as prostitution whore Joker Face.
Joker Face stays away from Caroline because Caroline told that crazy bitch from the beginning to stay the fuck away from her (like I would of done) ’cause she didn’t like her or trust her and she knows that Caroline is street smart and knows the Joker Face shenaningans and doesn’t have time for her stupid shit .
We also saw the Facebook Internet wars between Joker Face and Ashley . Ashley tells Joker Face ‘ bitch fix you’re square tit you look like the grinch!’ She also says she is going to kill her fugly ass . She is only saying what everyone else is wishing.
Dina meets Joker Face to let her know that she wants Joker Face to stay away from her. And Joker Face gets all offended, super worked up and crazy and yells ‘ I AM NOT DISPOSABLE! YOU DON’T JUST THROW ME AWAY! YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME!’ Notice the ‘you think you’re better than me’ that’s trailer park fighting words.
Notice how Dina at the beginning tells Joker Face to stay away from her and her daughter, her husband and businesses? I bet that has to do with that rumor that was going around that Joker Face was calling Dina’s ex to try and get him to have custody of Lexi or some shit like that and this is the reason Dina decided to not have Lexi on this season. So many entangled rumors so who knows but I bet there is a lot of shit that we don’t know about behind the scenes . Joker Face is so stupid she thinks that if she talks louder when Dina tells her to shut up that she will win the argument. With each consecutive scene you can see that Joker Face has been hitting the crack pipe harder this year. The fight continues…
I guess Joker Face is now saying that she is a lesbian . Joker Face decided to follow in the poop prints of Kim Zolciak by first introducing us to her new hit single ‘I’m a prostitution whore ‘ that she sang with Lori Michaels who is openly gay and while she sang her song with Lori Michaels on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ she was hinting that her and this Lori chick are an item.Joker Face sat there cuddling up to Lori and when Andy asks her if they were an item Joker Face didn’t answer but just decided to act shady and started caressing Lori’s hair all creepy. Even as a lesbian she is creepy. But we all know this ho’ will screw anything. If it means she will get her attention rockers off this bitch will screw a doberman on video!
Also speaking of despicable videos word around the blogosphere is that this vulgar, raunchy, skank farts while on her sex video. EEEEWWWW!!!! I refuse to watch that video for fear of severe eye hemorrhaging and induced mental disease after watching it! But if you can stomach it you can watch it click here for the first part of it. When I thought she couldn’t get any lower her gutter skank ways don’t cease to amaze me!
Damn that bitch is rude! When Elvira Grau went to Teresa’s house to supposedly assist her in setting up a housewarming party. (For the house they’re supposedly losing now!) That Bitch was RRRRUUUUDDDDEEE!!! GOOD LORD! She walked around putting down Teresa by making rude ass condescending remarks such as : Why don’t you have a pool? You don’t have help? Bitch you don’t even have a mat ? She should of just smacked Teresa and told her that living in that marble mausoleum was worst than being homeless.
Seems that this bitch is desperate to get on this low brow bullshit show. Because remember she was also featured in Bethenny’s new show but wasn’t rude to Beth (Because I bet if she would of talked to Bethenny the way she talked to Teresa, Beth would of tore her a new asshole!) Remember how this ho’ was bragging about all the money and butlers and help she has? well she is full of shit. So I guess that makes her a perfect candidate for this show. But she must of gotten in Miss Andy’s nerves because after she went around bragging about how she is going to replace Dina Manzo, Miss Andy turned around and said HELL NO! BITCH IS LYING SHE IS NOT REPLACING ANYONE! I feel like when Dina left. (I am still very upset about that!) Kim D , Kim G and now this crazy ass ho’ are all fighting over the empty housewife spot like 3 seagulls fighting over a french frie at at McDonald’s parking lot.
Here is what was reported on Elvira’s financial situations from NYPost:
Bankrupt Teresa Giudice isn’t the only deadbeat on “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Elvira Grau– the snarky party planner who debuted on the show Monday and boasted of a lux urious lifestyle replete with nan nies, maids, cooks and drivers — owes nearly $300,000 to the tax man. Grau and her husband, James, were slapped with massive state tax liens between January and March on various properties, including their $3 million Cresskill mansion, according to New Jersey Superior Court re cords. Grau said she was the newest housewife to join the show, a claim Bravo denied, although she’ll appear in more episodes. And despite her boasts to Guidice about having a shore house, property records show Grau and her husband don’t own any thing near a beach. Meanwhile, Giu dice’s beach house was seized by the banks after she and hubby Joe Giudice filed their $11 million bankruptcy in Octo ber. Bravo wouldn’t comment and Grau’s reps didn’t return calls.
YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WHILE YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL I’M IN BROOKLYN!
On part 1 Alex was asked about going Brooklyn on Jills ass. We get to see the scenes of Alex delivering the ‘messague’, break out in hives and rip Jill’s face off. Alex explains that she got sick of putting up with Jill’s abuse and looking down on her for 3 years.
Alex expresses that she always felt like tearing Jill a new asshole, but held back because she wanted to feel accepted by the fabulous circle of shit heads she wanted so badly to be part of .So she was forced to be a kiss ass, but finally she got tired of kissing ass and said ‘FUCK IT!’ So she ended up having to let her hidden ‘balls’ come out and tear those stuck up bitches a new one.
Alex flips off LuAnn and before you know it LuAnn starts her shit with Alex, about how Alex jumped in the middle of the Bethenny and Jill wars when it was none of her fucking business. Those 2 bitches are bickering at each other . Alex jumps on ‘dumb drag queen’ LuAnn and tells that ho’ bag she is a hypocrite and that she was getting involved too so shut the fuck up.
LuAnn starts shushing Alex and calls her ‘dahling‘ Alex and Ramona then look at each other and say : what is that dumb drag queen doing? Alex then says she is happy she went Brooklyn on Jill’s ass and says she will do it again too, with the exception that this time she will deliver her own message and not use Bethenny’s message, but would still punch Jill in the mouth the same way she did the first time.
Jill calls Alex a ‘coward’ for not delivering her own message to Jill . Jill says that she is not friends with Alex anyways, so she don’t give a rats ass that Alex went ape shit on her.
All of the sudden Sasquatch tells Alex to cross her legs. Because Sasquatch is the decency police!
Alex tells Jill that she was trying to be cool with Jill and talk to her and shoot the shit, but Jill is such an entitled stup up asshole, that doesn’t want to allow other people whom she feels are below her to be part of the fabulous circle of assholes she runs with. So Alex decided all that useless Jill ass kissing was exhausting and it was easier and more fun to just monkey punch Jill in the nuts.
Jill keeps saying ‘WE’RE NOT FRIENDS!..I NEVER CALLEWD YOU MY FRIEND!’ BITCH YOU’RE A FUCKING PEASANT WAGE SLAVE!! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS SO FUCK YOU!.
Then Jill throws LuAnn under the bus and says that LuAss was the one talking about Alex’s crazy ass kids, crawling up peoples legs. LuAnn looks at Jill and says OH NO SHE DIND’T!
Alex tells Jill that she is a backstabbing 2 faced lying bitch, whose being bulliying her for 3 years, telling Alex how to live her life the way Jill sees fit. Alex continues by letting Jill have it some more and says to Jill , bitch you fight dirty you go to gossip columns you plant bullshit stories you’re jealous of everybody, you try to get people not to film with other people! Jill’s fangs come out and hisses at Alex ‘Just because you say it it doesn’t make it true’ .Damn! did you see that? That’s Jill being defensive because SHE KNOWS IT’S TRUE!
Alex gets asked by Andy why she forgave Ramona and Bethenny when they were also rude and Bethenny called Simon ‘revolting’ but Alex says its because once she smacked them around a little bit, they were cool. And never said anything bad about Alex or gay ass Simon again. Jill keeps reminding Alex they’re not friends and that Alex was ‘channeling the devil’ during fashion week and she is ugly. Then she gives Alex a fake ass apology.
Then Andy says what’s with the hives bitch? Alex says its because she desperately needs a tan.Pobrecita! And then Andy asked why Simom is a bloated fat ass this year and Alex says it’s because he quit smocking crack. Then Alex proudly says he will starts smocking crack again soon and be in speedoes next year ! Andy gets all excited and says that we all have something to look forward to specially him! EEEEWWW!!! Someone needs to tell Simon not to wear those speedos for American TV he needs to wear the baggy gangsta shorts like a decent person none of that European up your ass thong shit on my TV . PLEASE!
‘THE RAMONA COASTER!’
Then it’s Ramona’s turn and of course they show the Ramona coaster clips of all her crazy shenanigans all the way down to the wedding renewal. Andy tells Ramona that she smacked everyone with a 2 by 4. Andy reads an email to Ramona about how she didn’t renew shit and she is still a crazy rude bitch who likes to spit on people .
Ramona insist that she changed. Alex says people shouldn’t expect Ramona to change and suddenly just be ‘mellow’ and this is Ramona we’re talking about its pretty good for Ramona the changes she made.
Then Ramona tells LuAss her ridiculous one shoulder Wilma Flintstone dress is a ugly cheap whore getup.
Another email for Ramona this one asking Ramona if she had plastic surgery . Ramona says she doesn’t remember how old she is and she didn’t have plastic surgery.Andy asks Ramona what injectables she had and she in turn ask Andy what injectables he’s had and he says ‘none’. I guess no one wants to admit the work they’ve had.
Then of course Ramona gets called crazy eyes and reminded of her scary crazy eye- cat walk on the runway were she was ‘channeling the devil’. And you can tell Ramona doesn’t like getting teased over her eyes, because she gets all crazy eyes and attitudy on Andy .
Then Ramona gets asked about flirting with that old fart from ‘Hooters’ and Kelly starts preaching to Ramona because St. Kelly doesn’t do indiscretions like that, unless it involves spreading her huge hairy Sasquatch legs naked for Playboy for a couple bucks.
Ramona says she likes to kiss and grind on everyone and Mario was cool with it because he was with his girlfriend at the time anyways, so it’s all good. Then Alex says that Ramona made out with all of the other bitches while on vacation.
Jill then gets asked for being a total insane bitch at the Ramona , ’Tru Renewal’ party, were she took revenge on Ramona for ruining her Kodak moment. We get another fake apology from Jill.
And back to Ramona for punching Beth in the face at the Brooklyn bridge. Ramona starts to apologize to Bethenny for being an asshole. But Kelly gets jealous because this is not about her . So in order to make it about herself, Kelly starts to psycho hostile, attack Ramona and calls herself stupid while punching herself in the head repeating ‘Stupid Kelly! Stupid Kelly!’ (That’s because Kelly knows she is stupid and this is her way of acknowledging it !)
Then Bethenny gets asked about her happy life now that she won the lotto and getting everything she wanted like Jason, and a baby. Well you bitches know already. We see the clips of Bethenny and all the good stuff thats being happening to her. And they show the clips of Beth and her hot man. Bethenny says Jason is a good player who is not Facebooking or Tweeting or Twaating and it is what is is. Bethenny says she is happy with her new baby and husband and starts crying.
And of course they dont’ show Kellys face. I bet she was grinding her teeth in jealousy. Bethenny is back to being the skinny girl again in less than a couple weeks, after farting out that baby. Beth says she only gained 35 lbs. She is kinda like a skeleton with huge boobies. Bethenny gets addressed about the ‘media whore’ accusations . Beth says she is not a ‘media whore’, but she will use the press to make that green. Good for that bitch.
Then Kelly gets asked why she called Bethenny a ‘media whore’ and accused Bethenny of putting her bussiness out there. Kelly keeps pointing fingers at Bethenny and accusing her of putting her business out there of course, Kelly is a crazy delusional lying bitch and we all know that. When Bethenny asks Sasquatch if she can provide proof and name publications that Bethenny talked shit to about Kelly, stupid ass Sasquatch Kelly cannot even pull a bullshit lie out of her butthole if it was to save her life and at least come up with a bunk publication name and stupid Kelly she gets caught in a lie and she knows it. So she starts to scramble up a lie but fails miserably at it so she just starts attacking Bethenny by acting dumb. What a MORON!
Sasquatch ass Kelly, keeps going on and on saying she is not going to answer Bethenny and starts sweating because she knows she is lying and tries to change the argument to something else by saying ‘What are you doing right now?!’ And Bethenny answers like a normal person “I’m responding to something that you’ve said!’
By this time Kelly was able to come up with half a lie and starts saying some shit about ‘the people that worked for Bethenny planting lies about Sasquatch’s family in the press. Alex says to Kelly‘I never read anything about you’re family in the press!’ I don’t think anybody did either.
Kelly just keeps sinking deeper in her self made bullshit hole and drowning in it! I was embarrased for this idiot! Then she starts with Alex and tells her ‘Alex Mccord don’t ever put words in my mouth’ and Alex says I didn’t you asshole! We’re done! Andy shuts this conversation down because of course that beast is crazy and Andy knows they getting nowhere.
Then the peeing moment. Andy asks Bethenny were she draws the line on what is being shown on TV because this season we’ve seen Beth sitting on the crapper peeing on a stick.
Bethenny says when she starts fucking Jason on camera then arrange an intervention.Horny Countless LuAnn says’ Thats a new show dahling!’And gets all exicted because she wants to see Jason nakid too. I wonder what Jason thinks of the peeing scene. Bethenny was like whatves I don’t care that I peed on TV . I think she should of close the door. No shit!
Kelly says she needed to be the director during that scene.
Some other email calls Kelly a fly and says that Bethenny used an AK 47 to take that fly out. LuAnn was laughing at Kelly for being crazy and a retard whore and you could tell Kelly wasnt liking that shit cause she was looking down all sad when LuAnn was calling her stupid and pointing out the fact that Kelly has mental problems. Insert sad music here for Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch.
Ramona got hot in her crotch I think she is having a hot flash or she is farting a wet, smelly, hot one.
Then of course the on going Vietnam war between Jill and Beth gets discussed . Starting of course with Bitch ‘Get a hobby!’And we see the clips of Jill running away from Bethenny, when she was trying to make up with her and Bethenny is painfully watching this shit about to cry.
Jill is acting as if she cares. You can see during the clips that at first Jill didn’t want to talk to Bethenny anymore, but once Bethenny gets engaged is when Jill’s attitude starts to morph and suddenly Jill, wanted to make up with Bethenny and be friends again. By that time Bethenny didn’t want to talk to Jill anymore. Then we see Jill crying and saying she thinks Beth should forgive her.
Jill and her hooker green stilettos, look like she bought them at the Leprechaurn whore store. Jill says the power of the evil Satan cameras made her say the evil poison that spewed out of her mouth then she apologizes to Bethenny, (and pretended like she really meant it!) cries some more cocodrile tears and calls herself a ‘New York Bitch’.
Jill says she stayed away from Bethenny to not stress her out because Bethenny was preggers before. Beth says what happens was they were friends and Beth tells Jill the fame and famewhoring took over Jill. Jill turned into a crazy bitch.
Jill gets reminded that she is a bitch who counts everyting and rubs shit in your face. Jill gets called out on being the bitch that gives you a bagel and then talks about it for weeks to everybody on megaspeaker. Bethenny reminds Jill how she said ‘we are done!’ and also how she tried to get people to not film with Beth.
Then they all started taking over each other. LuAnn says they all try to sabotage filming with each other, like a pit of snakes. Alex tells Jill she is a bitch and reminds her she emailed Simon telling him to not film with Bethenny. She also confronts Jill on trying to ‘cut Bethenny out of housewives’.
Jill was getting scrambly and nervous trying to come up with good excuse-lies to justify her actions and asks Alex to show her the email.Alex tells her she is not crazy like Jill, keeping emails for 17 months.
Jill tries to say she didn’t want to make up with Beth on camera but off camera meaning she was pushing that drama.
Jill then tries to spew out another excuse and says that, she just didn’t want to make up with Beth because it was too early in the morning or some stupid shit like that. They bickered back and forth for like 20 min. Bethenny tells Jill she is a hypocrite ho’.
Bethenny says she herself did change but Jill is still a Bitch. Beth doesn’t believe that Jill has changed even thought Jill is now trying to pretend to change her tune. Bethenny says that Jason didn’t like Jill much since the day he met her because Jill can be a snotty materialistic Bitch.
Jill turns on the water works and starts crying and leaves with her green Leprechaurn whore-stilettos on. Kelly starts her shit because her meth kicks in and says that the fame is embarrassing or some shit . That bitch of course doesn’t make sense.
Part 2
Jill comes back or else they would of fire her ass. Andy looks at Bethenny and reminds Bethenny of the comment she made about Jill when she said that ‘the tides are turning on Jill and that’s the reason why were having this conversation’ . Beth says that Jill always wants people to like her.
Alex says that Jill doesn’t give a rats ass about the friendship with Bethenny going to shit . Alex says that Jill is only apologetic because she only cares that she looked like an asshole to the public and now everyone hates her. Because everyone now knows how she really is . Bethenny confronts Jill about how she only wanted to make up with Beth to look like a good person after Jill heard that Beth got engaged and then pregnant .
Andy asks Bethenny why she wasn’t ready to make up with Jill when Jill was ready to make up with her. Bethenny answers that it was because she was preggers and stressed out from all the bullshit and had some blood clot. (I bet the stress that Bigfoot caused her in scary island contributed to her being sick while preggers). Then more bickering and talking over each other went on.
Andy says that Simon told him that Jill is a jelaous bitch and hates it when other people get more fame for their famewhoring and Jill hates it that Bethenny got her own show.
Jill of course denies it and tries to kiss Bethennys ass. Jill says she is supportive and Simon is a lying shit-head who wears dresses. Then she goes on a spewage bullshit about how she is supportive of every single one of the other bitches and mentions all their names even Ramona, but except Alex (notice how she never mentions Alex and look at Alex she is looking at Jill like she is channeling the devil like Sasquatch would say).
Ramona says that’s bullshit and that Jill called her up when Beth got her show and told her to not talk to Beth or film with her. Jill gets all pissed at Ramona and yells ‘YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! ’ denies, denies, denies!
Jill keeps apologizing to Bethenny. Kelly is pissed Bethenny didn’t want her in the show, because they don’t really know each other.UH?! Stupid bigfoot.
Jill says she was shocked that Bethenny’s dad died. Then blames Alex for not telling her that Bethenny’s dad was dying then. They all talk over each other and Andy has to referee their asses.
Alex yells at Jill and tells that bitch she is a liar because Alex did tell Jill about Beth’s dad situation and yells at her for not calling Bethenny.Kelly keeps trying to suck up to Jill but nobody listens. Alex yells at Jill and says, Bitch it was online you moron!
Andy brings up that Jill played the cancer card and she holds on to voice mail messages for ever, like a weirdoe.
More arguing goes on and Jill says that they were issues that where edited out.Bethenny says lets just murder Jill . Another email gets read were another reader rags on Jill and her showing her true colors. Jill can’t take it anymore because she knows it’s true and tries to get up and leave again while crying because she got called out on all her shit and knows she is wrong.
Even Sonja came out and of course the only questions that they asked was ‘how many times you’re getting laid in a week come on Sonja!’. Sonja says she is worried about Sasquatch not getting laid enough. Kelly says she never had a one night stand but spreading her legs for Playboy for everyone and their grandpapi to see it’s okay.
Sonja Gonzo continues her talks about how much she likes sex and admits she is a hooker because she has a lot of satisfied ‘customers’. I KNEW IT! Sonja also admits she was a waitress at some puterio and thats how she met her suga papi.Then they went on talking about the settlement that Sonja got after divorcing her sugar grandpapi and I don’t really care about that so lets just move on.
Jill admited that the one liners dind’t work for her this season and she is giving the throne back to Bethenny. Alex realizes that this is the phrase that Kelly used when she insulted her at scary island and told her she was channeling the devil. I think Alex should channel the devil to monkey punch bigfoot in he mouth.
Then Bethenny calls LuAnn a dumb drag queen that grew a penis after her husband left herass.Bethenny says that Countless was a bitch ‘drag queen’ and Bethenny bullied and nailed her silly ass but after that, they were cool again.I can’t believe LuAnn was laughing about Bethenny calling her ass a ‘drag queen’. Maybe there’s a glimpse of hope for that Bitch.
Andy asked the ho’s if they are aware that when they’re in public ripping each others face off there is people around. Methinks is the ghetto in each of these bitches that never left them so they are immune to public embarrassment. Even though LuAnn tries to say she is embarrassed but we all know that’s bullshit.
LuAnn says she likes to kiss and Sonja tries to turn Andy straight.
The meltdown with Kelly gets discussed and Kelly scary island clips are shown of her bulldozing every body’s vacation and of her accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her. Of course Kelly is not admitting shit.
Bitch is sitting there saying I never said that that’s not me. Did you see Andy’s terrified look on his face? and of course Kelly says she was a victim of systematic bullying and bitch kept on and on accusing everybody else of bullying her when all the bullying was being done by her crazy ass.
Never did this retarded cunt, ever admit that she was the crazy one who shit all over that vacation and the one who attacked the other women , while snorting line after line of meth . Kelly kept rambling on her insanity spewage, Ramona said this stupid whore doesn’t make sense and she just wants to jump on Kelly and punch her in the throat. I’m sure at this point even Andy feels that way.
Kelly keeps saying she had no break down but break through. Andy just looks at her like ,are you serious bitch?. Ramona is gonna bust a vein through her asshole because she can’t take the crazyness from this dumb broad anymore.
Kelly pulls another lie out of her hairy Bigfoot ass and says that the producers had to have an intervention, of camera with Bethenny, which obviously never happened. Bethenny calls her ‘delusional’ And she is .Is this bitch so strung out on drugs and delusional she is actually believing this shit? Kelly sits there making up bullshit stories she continues to ramble things that never took place and everyone is looking at her in disgust, confusion and horror .
Kelly says she is a scarecrow and a stupid idiot then her dumb ass throws another bullshit lie up in the air hoping it it will stick,by saying that she was ‘forced’ at gun point to go on this trip by Bravo and Andy tells her THAT’S BULLSHIT BITCH! But of course there is no arguing with a crazy demented Sasquatch bitch who suffers from schizoprenia and a serious case of asshole . Kelly answers Andy with her dialeted meth pupils and says all in a psychotic tone ‘yes they did everyone knows that they forced me Andy , Bravo forced me!’
You could tell Andy and Ramona wanted to get up and knock that bitch the fuck out. And of course stupid ass LuAnn tries to defends Kelly but eventually even she admits Kelly instigated alot of the shit, because it is so OBVIOUS! Kelly kept saying it was disgusting and says’ I was embarrased’ Bethenny tells her ,‘you should be embarrased’ bitch. But of course Sasquatch is not embarrased for herself like she should be . I am embarrassed for her. No, seriously I was.
It’s funny how Kelly says ,’ it was disgusting’ and ‘the most vile situation I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and blah blah blah. It’s so hilarious in an ironic demented way how she describes herself to a ‘T” when she is saying it was ‘disgusting’ and ’vile’but then twistes it and says, it was the other bitches being disgusting and vile. What a weirdoe! The other Bitches told her ass she was crazy and should go to the loony bin so that’s when it was her turn to throw a fit and decides to get up, leave and take her mentally unstable ass to got snort more meth.
“She just makes up whatever she wants to say. She’s going to tell me she’s an African American Asian woman in a minute. And we’re like okay, no, you’re not.”
Part 3
After Bethenny says that Kelly is a crazy mentally ill ho’ and next she is gonna say that she is an Asian African American woman who just makes up anything she wants and acts like the meltdown she had in scary island never happened, which is dangerous. All the bitches kept bringing up how this ho was picking fights and Bethenny says that Kelly was kicked out of scary island, ‘escorted by a producer’ .(It took 7 guys in yellow jackets with nets to trap her crazy ass before they threw her in the van headed for the loony bin)
Kelly reminds me of the loser turds they show on that show ‘Intervention’. Yep, that’s they show that Kelly should be on. All the other bitches Ramona, Beth, Sonja and Alex are talking about how Kelly was crazy and mental, bullying people and pissing on peoples food. Sonja says that after the crazy bitch left they were all happy. Kelly suddenly comes back. Did ya’ all noticed how that bitch was licking her lips like a crackhead when she came back? UHHMMM?!!
Kelly is being all attitudy like always then she starts her shit with Bethenny again. Sonja mentions that Bethenny was not picking fights with the beast she was minding her own business cooking for everyone while on vacay. But Kelly has to start throwing her meth induced attacks and says ‘She wasn’t cooking the chef was cooking for her‘ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! SHE ATE THE FOOD SHE SAW BETHENNY COOKING?!
Kelly obviously doesn’t like that the other bitches are all calling her out on her psychotic episode which she pretends never happened.
Ramona reminds Kelly bitch’ you told me you don’t have feelings’ yeah, I guess Kelly told Ramona that throught her marriage she had no feelings. UHH? Then Kelly calls Ramona a drunk . Kelly says that the other bitches should apologize to her because she is Kelly. But then Ramona tells her she should apologize for ruining their vacation. I agree but to Sasquatch that doesn’t mean shit because she is an asshole.
Andy asked Kelly if she recovered from her mental breakdown she answers ‘recover from what?’ The other ho’s and Andy are giving each other some confused, horrified looks.See this bitch is in so much denial she needs to be in a insane asylum for the criminally insane and please put Joker Face in there with her and Bravo can film them. ( I better shut up before I give those bastards ideas) Andy asks her again if she went coo coo ca too but Kelly continues to act like nothing happened with her whole going ape shit spectacle she so psychotically displayed at the vacation. I bet she’s flipped out like this before, that’s why it don’t face her that everybody is telling her that she is crazy to her face.
And why does Kelly asks those bitches if they’re jealous ? Jealous of what? That she has a pinga between her hairy legs? I don’t get it ? What are they supposed to be jealous of? Embarrassed for Kelly maybe, jealous I don’t think so.
Andy brings up how once Kelly was escorted out of the island by the men with nets Jill had to show up to put a final turd on top of their already ruined vacation. And of course the clips are played so these bitches relieve the nightmare.
Sonja Gonzo says they threw a friend out and she deserved it because bitch didn’t call and that was rude. Sonja also says that Jill could of made up with Bethenny in New York instead of flying out there stirring more drama.
Jill says she went because Ramona had insisted she go to that vacay with her.
Ramona asks Jill why did she not meet Sasquatch ass Kelly at the airport after she went ape shit to make sure she gets to the loony bin safe but Jill says that Kelly was chained and shackled safely in a cage and she also doesn’t give a rats ass about Kelly anyways. Plus Jill also denies Kelly’s obvious and various mental diseases fueled by meth.
Jill then looks at Ramona and yells , and by the way thanks a lot bitch, for not letting me and Bobby use your shitter after a 9 hour flight! Then a screamin match between Ramona and Jill .
Jill blames Alex for getting kicked out of the pedicure party .Jill is going full throttle after this bitch now.
Kelly accuses Alex of ‘acting’ because Kelly thinks other people do the same shit she does, all the time.Kelly kept instigating more shit I think the roids are kicking in about here. Bitch is like a ranging bull, but keeps saying she was bullied . Yeah this is coming from this shemale that beat up her own boyfriend with her manly fists. This bitch is embarrassing and she just keeps embarrassing herself . But she doesn’t realize this shit.
Andy then picks on LuAss the Countless. Andy brings up the short lesbian Courtney and LuAnn makes a lame ass excuse for not kissing him. Bitch tries to say it was because she wasn’t ready to kiss him .LuAnn doesn’t admit the short lesbian breath rieked like the inside of a coffin that was just dug up from the grave. Andy asks LuAnn about the current boyfriend Jac the french guy who is also Jewish and asks LuAnn if the Count is racist asshole against Jewish people. LuAnn tries to say it was some other lame excuse that had to do with her but no one was buying it.
Did you all notice how when Andy asked her if she fucked around on the Count she says I don’t have to answer shit bitch. In other words yes I did it ain’t none your bussines. See easy. Ramona tells LuAnn bitch you just admited it by saying that dumbass! We discovered that LuAnn’s title wil be striped once she remarries. LuAnn says she deserves at least her courtesy title.
Andy said that Courtney got emails for being a short stinky lesbian. LuAnn says that right now, she is still fucking him in addition to new boy toy Jac .And LuAnn makes Jac and Courtney play tennis matches against each other and whoever wins gets to fuck her.NICE! Andy tells LuAnn that Kim Zolciak said that LuAnns song sucked ass and LuAnn answers, fuck that bitch Kim!
Then a trip to Kelly land again Andy questions her about her contradictions of being a prude but then being naked on Playboy. This bitch seriously defends being on Playboy to give her daughters self steem. EUUKKAAAYY THEN!
When Alex got asked about the pictures she took naked and how there was a double standard between hers and Kellys Playboy pictures Jill jumps in and says that the scary Alex pictures can’t be compared to Kellys. Because Alex pictures where creepy and taken at Simons hotel hallway. Jill made sure she repeated this to get Simon fired from the hotel because she hates people who are not rich like her and she never changed she is the same bitch she is always being.
In the end nothing really got resolved with all these ho’sand it was a very loong3 part reunion. However I didn’t expect anything to get resolved especially with Sasquatch Kelly in the mix. Andy should of had the loony bin squad phone number on speed dial just in case he needed to call them during the reunion . Bravo really needs to stop exploiting this mentally ill beast.
Bravo is the new version of the of the traveling circus freak shows, that used to exploit people back in the day for being deformed freaks and Andy is the ring master. We’ll see what happens next season and if they bring Sasquatch back or will they be filming her from the insane asylum? Untill next season bitches.
Remember the other Kim? No, not the granny one that counld’t hump a pole. I’m talking about the ‘Sicilian Bitch’. Yeah that one. She did this interview where she talks about Joker Face and how she is not friends with that beast anymore.
Kim also talks about how now the Chihuahua dog on crack Danny and Joker Face are no longer fucking each other and she also dishes out how Joker Face figths with everybody including Kim’s employees at Posche over silly things, and how everybody in that town hates that whore and how Joker Face likes to show her pierced dried up prune cooch, to rooms full of strangers. Kim D saw it too and I’m surprised she lived! Kim also says all this footage of Joker Face we see on the show is like watching a kitten play with a butterfly vs watching a shark eat a person screaming in all its bloody goriness, because if they showed the real Joker Face and her shenanigans we would shit ourselves. In other words that bitch is super scary!
UHHMMM! Lets see, Joker Face is the bitch in the corner calling everybody crazy while flinging her own feeces, but she is the sane one? She is no longer speaking to Jacqueline, and she is no longer speaking to Kim D and now she is no longer speaking to Danny. She pisses everybody off but she is the one who is sane. EEUKAAAYYY THEN !!!
Kim also says that everyone in that town feels sorry for the beast’s children yeah and everybody else who watches RHONJ does too, but it seems even their father is not doing much to take his daughters away from psycho ass. One of my concerned readers SoCal Mama even went as far as contacting Mr. Staub and asked him, what the fuck ? why aren’t you rescuing your kids from the beast? He said he was gonna see what he could do, but methinks he pretty shrugged his shoulders. Click here and read the comments to see what my reader talked to him about. And click here for a petition to get Joker Face off the show . However I doubt that Bravo is gonna remove her since it should of being Joker Face and not Dina to go so I’m afraid the petition wont do much. Bravo just wants the crazy because the crazy brings in the ratings and Dina is too ‘nice’ to be on this show and I mean that in a good way. So since Bravo just wants the crazy then us bloggers have no choice but to shred Joker Face to pieces and clown on her scary ass to our hearts content.
Kim D also talks about how the scene where she was being friends with Joker Face and then going to the Brownstone and telling the other ho’s she is not friends with the beast, was shown out of sequence so she wasn’t being 2 faced, that was after she stoped talking to that bitch.
Yeah, but ya’ know what? Now that I stop to think about it, even if she was being 2 faced to Joker Face who cares it’s Joker Face we’re talking about here she is made of EEEVILLL ! When she went to hell to meet her daddy Satan even he got sick of her shit and send her back to earth as Danielle Staub to torture humans.Why do you think she is here?
Apparently Jacqueline Laurita’s husband’s apparel company was forced to file for bankruptcy. If that is the same Christopher Laurita that the article mentions.Click here for the rest of the info on that ordeal.
First Teresa and Joe losing their mansion and in 11 million dollar debt and now the Laurita’s are losing their shit also! All these Bitches are having major broke ass problems! Must be the curse of the reality TV Bitch Goddess. They need to rename the show “The Real Housewives Of The Broke Asses’.
Also someone alerted me that Ashley was posting on her FB or some other online forum that the Chihuahua dog named Danny (you know the’ Busted Bruce Springsteen’ Joker Face hired to be her Boy-guard LOL ) was married to one of Joker Face’s friends and is now getting a divorced because Danny started porking Joker Face’s beef jerkied-va jay jay. EEEEWWW!!! Even thought this is just rumor it DOESN’T SURPRISE ME !!! And I bet it’s true.
And just for shits and giggles click here for a clip . of Countless Delusional she was clowned on by some interns on live TV. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!
No matter what happens it seems that these delusional twats never EVER realize that we are laughing AT THEM not WITH THEM.
Ramona is setting up the location of her wedding renewal at a place called ‘The Pierre’ and it kinda looks like the entrance at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. That painting of the woman on the wall looked like the eyes were following the camera. But if it makes Crazy eyes Romaine Lettuce happy then whatves. The wedding coordinator Roberta, asks Ramona how many people will be present Ramona says it’s gonna be a private affair with only 50 people and a crew of 18 cameramen plus everybody and their momma in the whole nation that owns a TV is also watching .
Jill and Bethenny met for a final try at reconciliation at a place called Le Cirque.
Jill says that she asked Bethenny to lunch because this fight is gone on too long and also because Jill needs to be in control of these ho’s and now she needs to be there up Bethenny’s ass to control what’s going on, with Bethenny the new baby and new huuusband.
Jill begs Bethenny and apologizes for shutting her out all those 57 times and tells Bethenny she should forgive her. Jill also says to Bethenny ‘I don’t gossip about you ‘Yeah right! And I know Bethenny is thinking the same thing. Then Jill continues with her long spewage about how she feels bad in her participation in being a royal spoil bitch and how she just wanted to make Bethenny beg some more to reconcile but it backfired on her, BAW WA WA WA!!! Bethenny tells Jill see this bitch? This is the smallest violin in the world playing a sad sad song for you!
Jill continues her crying and while on her camera interview she cries and cries and says that there is no reason for Bethenny to cut her out . No reason at all. Except that she kept shutting the door on Bethenny’s face all those 50 times and when Bethenny finally got tired of her she walked and when Jill saw that she flipped ’cause she realize Bethenny wasn’t coming back. The looks Bethenny is giving her like she wants to rip Jill’s tongue of lies out.
Jill tries to bribe the pregnant woman with potato pancakes. But Bethenny is smarter than that. Or maybe the potato pancakes would of worked but then Jill had to go a put the foot in her trap again when she starts with ‘ I have to get rid of toxic people in my life’ And of course Bethenny is expecting her to say LuAss but Jill brings up Alex. Bethenny starts laughing at Jill and looks at her and says Bitch are you high? “Alex is toxic?’ It almost sounded like Bethenny was going to choke on her food. Jill continues with her wild accusations she whines ‘ You don’t know you haven’t seen this side.’ Bethenny reminds Jill that she called Bethenny toxic in the past. So Jill glosses it over with ‘ I thought you were at the time’.
Jill keeps using the excuse that being a royal pain in the ass, is her part of her cute princess personality and that she is not changing even thought she knows she is wrong. Bethenny lets Jill have it and says to Jill ‘ You don’t see yourself on the outside looking in, I don’t think that you do. You create arguments and drama and pick fights with people and count things.. then you have to deal with the residual damage’ At this point Jill is still being a wall you can tell by the look on her face that she has that she is not accepting this and Jill’s attitude is Oh well, “I guess that’s my personality’ and tells Bethenny ‘I’m not perfect ! Bethenny is still trying to get through to Jill and reminds her that everyday we all should be evolving and becoming better people . But it is all still going over Jill’s head whose answer is ‘ I do everyday. I wake up and I try to do the right thing’ Which means Jill did her part and she picked the right outfit for the day and everyone else has to accommodate ‘Queen Jill’s off with your head’ personality.
But then Bethenny hits the nail in the coffin. and tells Jill ‘The problem is you don’t take responsibility’ for your fuck ups. And you’re having a lot of problems with people right now !’ And that’s when Jill breaks down and cries . Bethenny looks at Jill nods and says I thought so Bitch!
Oh God no! Why did they have to show us this scene with LuAss singing Karaoke! WHY WHY!? LuAss has always had a dream of torturing people with her raspy ass man voice. So she trows a Karaoke party and after slamming 61 shots of tequila(damn that bitch can drink!) she goes up on stage to sign her number one hit single and I hope this stupid song doesn’t get stuck in my head or I am blaming LuAss for it!. All the other bitches, of course show up because they want to pretend to kiss LuAnn and her delusions. Even thought they feel stupid being there. Kelly shows up saying her annoying ‘HIIIII!! HIII!! HIIII!!’.
Sonja Gonzo shows up and asks LuAnn if she is still dating that short lesbian Courtney. LuAnn says she had to break up with the short lesbian because her breath smelled like she ate a shit sandwich all the time and LuAss counl’dt take it anymore. TOLD YA’! SHE DID HAVE SOME RANK BREATH! Anyways, LuAnn had to let stinky breath go and found herself some French guy who brushes his teeth and has some money but is in desperate need of an eyebrow wax.
So now it’s LuAnn’s big debut she is drunk off her ass and puts on her Wilma Flintstone dress that she wears in all the other episodes, then she goes on to sing her number one dance single. It sounds like the bitch should be competing for some kinda of a RuPaul’s Singing Drag Race because she looks and sounds like a tranny.
Money cant buy you class it can surely buy you aaass . Elegance is a whooore!
After LuAnn’s drunken tranny performance, all the bitches where hanging out getting hammered . Gonzo starts the conversation about who is going to Ramona’s wedding. Of course LuAnn’s know it all holier than thou ass, takes over the conversation and starts talking about how tore up it was that Ramona turned Jill away from her vacay-home and blah, blah, blah. Gonzo is trying to be the fair one and make a point by saying that she would be very upset if someone showed up to her vacation with out calling. LuAss and Jill keep dominating the conversation and pushing Gonzo out of the fabulous circle of jerks that they are, because that’s how classy folk like them do it . Finally Sonja has to go Gonzo on their ass and smacks LuAss upside down her head and yells: ‘I’m tired of her talking over me and not listening!’
‘You guys let me finish okay, you know what? I’m tired of her (pointing to LuAss) talking over me, or when I’m talking to her not listening.’ Then Sonja points at Sasquatch and says ‘You were there!’ then points at LuAnn and says , you where not there bitch! so shut the fuck up! When Kelly (points at Kelly) finally left, the next day we had some peace and quiet. We sat down at 5 o’clock for our pedicures and in you walked starting all this mad dog shit. When it is clear that no one wanted you there. (Whatch that bitch Jennifer in the background she is all laughing her ass off because Gonzo is bitchsmaking Jill and LuAnn). Kelly knows she made an ass of herself at that vacation and stands there looking dumb and picking a winner out of her nose. LuAnn can not believe she just got shushed by Gonzo, but just allows it. LuAnn can’t take their bickering anymore and rufies those bitches drinks up and announces her new hit single , ‘Money can buy you crack!’.
Bethenny packs her shit to move in together with Jason, and tells Jason he is allowed to diplay his Big Balls in the Jar. Then they all get arrested before driving away in the moving truck.
Ramona and her daughter Avery make a hair appoitment to fix their nappy ass weaves before Ramonas wedding renewal. Avery asks Romaine Lettuce if she is gonna cry and Ramona says she might. Then she asks Avery if she is gonna cry Avery answers ‘why the fuck would I cry?!’ And Ramona loves staircase drama.
While Ramona was getting ready for her wedding renewal she kept losing her speech cards like 20 times. Then Jill shows up to surprise her and Ramona punches Jill in the face . Ramona tells Jill that is is really important to know where other people are coming from and that it is not always about Jill. Then she kisses her. Now their even.
Everyone shows up to the Ramona and Mario contract renewal. Simon decides to wear a dress this time. Kelly and her lopsided east west teeties show up. Jill informs Kelly that she is lopsided then orders her to‘pick up the left boobie!’. Then Kelly proceeds to say that Ramona’s party sucks ass and why in the hell was she celebrating a wedding renewal with such an odd number like 17 . Surprisingly nobody fought. All the bitches were standing in a circle yapping about how cute LuAnn’s new man is. You know, the one that looks like a goat. Someone here on the comments mentioned that and I looked at him real good he does look like a goat .
Bethenny realizes she is wearing a dress made out of bird feathers. Dind’t she pose for I rather go nakid? Well shit, if that’s the case her crazy ass should of gonne nakid the minute she found out she was wearing some feather shit that they had to pluck out of a live chicken. I am sure that’s what Peta was expecting of her but got dissapointed in her because in the end you can’t go nakid or else you freeze your giant balls off! Oh well I still love that big mouth bitch!
All of the sudden you hear a loud squawk that drowns out all the other people talking. And it’s Jill of course bitching and complaining about how Ramona’s wedding renewal party sucks major hairy ass, because there is no snacks like cheese and crackers and those tiny weeniers(Because she likes that). Jill starts screaming: ” ALREADY THERES PROWMLEMS THERES NO ORDERVES WHEN YOU MAKE PEOPLE WAIT AN HOUR PAST THE TIME YOU BETTER FEED ME ! AND I’M GETTING VERY HUNGRY!
DAMN! Her 2 stomachs must of being starving!
Jennifer has to put her 2 cents in and starts screaming about not getting people drunk before the ceremony when suddenly, the woman who is the event planner appears because she heard the loud squawks of these drunken bitches and wanted to see if there was a problem and if security needed to be called. Right away Jill asks the event planner who the fuck she is and the event planner tells her she is the bitch in charge there. Ferret face Jennifer laughs her ass off and turns to look at Kelly and yells “THAT BITCH IS THE EVENT PLANNER?!’ THAT FAT BITCH? NO WONDER .’ NOW WOULD YOU PAY THAT PERSON TO BE YOUR EVENT PLANNER?’ Wow how very professional of Jennifer. But then again she wants to be on this low brow TV show so we can make fun of her.
And now the big moment, but first Ramona fights with Avery and Mario over the dog that’sgonna be in a dress being the maid of honor along with Avery. Damn! you can tell Avery is an only child, all argumentative with her mother like that. I can relate to that sometimes I just want to smack my child upside down the head too even thought she is now 15 like Avery. Ramona should of pretended like she was gonna smack her and maybe Avery would of flinch and chilled out, but maybe Ramona didn’t spank her enough as a smaller child or else she would of had her trained. That argument went on and on. Oh well, they all look so pretty!
But wait now the big moment this time for real . Stupid Jill saying stupid shit real loud abotu how the 2 teams got seated on oposite ends. All of the sudden Mario comes down the stairs then Avery with the dog in her hands finally Crazy Eyes Romaine Lettuce (Yes, that’s her real Christian name) decends in all her nutty glory.
The guy performing the renewal tells the lovely story of how Mario fell in love with Ramona’s ghetto bootey, when she was wearing a skimpy black leotard while working out at some gym and Mario was dressed in drag ‘Since Mario has already being very fond of butt the 2 of them already had a lot in common’.10 minutes later they were doing in in the locker room at the YMCA and now they been happily swinging married for almost 2 decades. I swear this Bitch is the East coast twin sister of Vicky Gunvalson. That Bitch is crazy too and did the same shit when she remarried Don and she kisses other men too just like Romaine Lettuce. Anyways it was a very cute ceremony for crazy ass Ramona and Mario. So congrats to those assholes and may they be married for 17 more years.
The rest of the reception goes well. I was really surprised that nobody was yelling at each other. Kelly gives Ramona a lame ass gift and she is channeling her good girl personality that night. Bethenny is all emotional and tells Ramona and Alex that they’re her girls. Even Jill and Bethenny are kinda talking and shooting the shit, too bad Jill is still an asshole and the relationship is destroyed.
LuAnn signs her lame ass song and has gone on to other adventures moving into a ground level govertment project condo and releasing her new single ‘Life is Shit’ she will be singing that on street corners with a sign so make sure you put dollar bills in her collection hat and not quarters you cheap bastards!
Ramona decided to skip her honeymoon because she is renewing herself and as part of the renewal she is letting Mario spend more time with his 22 year old girlfriend and Avery can spend time hanging out with her friends at the park mugging people for fun. Ramona on the other hand went and had fun with another all girls getaway to Vegas to the all male stud farm for 3 weeks.
Sonja Gonzo says that she is seen it all and had it all in every hole. Sorry about that. But anyways Sonja continues to be a ho’ but she is a nice ho’ and that’s what’s important!
Kelly spends her days arguing with her different personalities and all the voices in her head in a hazy, amazing world of lollipops, unicorns, meth lines up her nose, dirty needles up her arm filled with Windex and whatever roids she bought that day if she remembers what day it is. Or not. But the important thing is Kelly can also take the voices in her head and the large white horses that live in her living room outside of her apartment and talk with them , because it is sunny outside and that’s a beautiful thing. EEEEKKKAAAYYY! And she is still an asshole!
Alex is promoting her new parenting book and her new ‘fuck you bitch!’ attitude and if you don’t like it TOO BAD BITCH! Good for that Bitch! She looks like that bitch from Bewitched doesn’t she?
Jill is still a spoiled bitch and tells Bethenny she is not changing but at the same time she gives contradicting messages when interviewing in her one on one camera time saying stupid lies like ‘ we go through life and we learn’ Yeah whateves Jill ! Now that Bethenny has moved on Jill says she misses her and wishes they can be friends again or so she says. But Jill is also still an asshole too! And a vile one!
The only bitch that got something good out of these housewives shows and knew how to use her fame to make money is Bethenny. She got married had a baby and is now moving on to starr in her own adventures in ‘Bethenny getting married?” and Jill is not going to be in it.
They didn’t say anything about ferret face Jennifer because she doesn’t matter.
