This is how Kelly dresses to go check the mail at her Hamptons house in the mornings. The voices in her head told her to  prepare herself,  in case Bethenny jumps out of the bushes with a knife and tries to kill her and take her lollipos and jelly beans. That’s why she is sporting those  boxing  gloves and 2 dollar crack whore high heels .

Kelly believes wearing the silk robe over her nuked, beef jerkied, orange body gives her special powers to fight the evil Bethenny who is stalking her by making appearences in Kelly’s jelly beans. You know since Bethenny doesn’t have her own life or own husband TV show and baby.

Kelly Behemoth’s downward spiral of crazy has continued nonstop. She continues embarrasing herself by giving interviews where she goes into weird tangents that don’t make sense . Not only that, but also she is a Twitter nut who enjoys airing her crazy on Twitter for the world to read while she keeps making herself look crazier. Which she is!

In a recent interview loony Kelly told Harper’s Bazaar,that she is not crazy, just unpredictable. Here is what she told Harper’s Bazaar:

“I am not crazy. I am unpredictable,” Bensimon says. And in case you were wondering, “I’m not in therapy.”

 Yeah right, bitch. I think you really need to be in therapy and maybe even in some form of exorcism shit, to get rid of the evil demons. Even Andy Cohen states he feels Kelly’s breakdown is disturbing:

“I think it was deeply disturbing. It seemed like she had a break of some kind, but I can’t say exactly what it was,”

Even thought Kelly made an ass out of herself in massive and obsene proportions . Bitch says she don’t regret it, because millions of people got to see her looking foolish and crazy. I guess that’s something I will never understand since I don’t have that Attention Whore Personality disorder disease, like Kelly and all the other housewives have.

 To Kelly is better to get real shitty attention were you look like you’re ready for a straight jacket, than no attention at all. BigFoot also tries to lie and say that she don’t ’engage’ in physical fights. Yeah, because beating the crap out of your boyfriend is totally different. Stupid Bitch! Kelly is also under the delusion that the other bitches want to be like her or are jelaous of her or some shit like that. Jelaous of what? A hairy 7  feet tall Sasquatch bitch who yells ‘Al Sharpton’ while crapping on the same hand that she is holding her jelly beans with and throwing them at people?

Here is some more of the shit she had to say:

 On the other Real Housewives of New York City: “Whether it’s my nail color, my hair color, or the shoes I’m wearing, everything about me bothers them.” “They want to go to the parties I go to, they want to hang out with me, they want to do the things that I’m doing.”

 On moving forward: “I’m 42, and I have this new life,” she says. “Yes, I’m more mass market. And that’s okay. It’s my job.…I’ve worked so hard. It wasn’t always lollipops and unicorns.”  “I tell my girls, ‘Your mom gets paid to engage in inappropriate behavior.’ It’s an amazing opportunity for them to see that being mean is not okay. I tell them, ‘If you’re in a situation like this, walk out. Don’t come back with jelly beans.’”

That bitch needs to get off the crystal meth already and be put in some kind of a sanatorium for the mentally insane!

Thanks to Adriana Stan from Harpers’ for the info.

What is this I hear? Am I dreaming? I found a couple of articles that Ghost Hunters will be investigating Rhode’s Hall, aka the ‘castle on Peachtree Street’ with the Real Housewives of Atlanta in tow? WHAAAA? Could this be true? Are my 2 favorite shows crossing-over? If this is true I thank the Reality TV Goddess for hearing my prayers! Amen. Yeah ,Yeah, can’t wait!

I can just see NeNe, Kim and Sheree bickering and bitch slapping each other Three Stooges style and disrupting everything. And finally screaming and running in their high heels from the ghost  while Jason and Grant  chase after them yelling for not completing the investigation. NeNe is probably gonna be elboing people out of her way with her huge Amazonian arms while she runs in horror trying to get away from the ghost. That Bitch is gonna shit herself.Kim Zolciak’s wig may get more possessed by the spirits of evil ghost and finally take a bite off Kim’s non existent brain.

I feel sorry for Jason, Grant , Steve and the rest of the TAPS crew and not to mention the poor unfortunate ghost that are gonna have to put up with the likes of these demented bitches and their wig snatching ghetto shenanigans.

Here is one of the articles I found:

Yes, you read that headline right.

SyFy released a press release today to promote the upcoming crossover between the two cable reality show giants, The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Ghost Hunters, which will air later this fall. Original Ghost Hunters Jason Hawes and Grant Wilsonwill be joined by Atlanta Housewives NeNe Leakes, Kim Zolciak, and Sheree Whitfieldas they ‘investigate’ Rhode’s Hall, aka the ‘castle on Peachtree Street’ for a crossover event that is bound to draw in ratings as well as possibly a million laugh attacks across the nation.

While I normally don’t condone the tomfoolery that is Ghost Hunters, I will most definitely be watching this comedy caper when it airs in the fall. Having NeNe, Kim, and Sheree run from ghosts while looking ‘flawless’ (with their “eyes popping and lips busting”, mind you) warrants a good laugh or a hundred. We will keep you updated about this epic crossover here on TVOvermind.

What do you guys think? Will the ATL girls be scared out their weaves? Or will they scare the ghosts instead?

This is awesome news I feel like I just won the lottery!

What do you Bitches think of this possible crossover episode?

It appears that Teresa Giudice was not too pretty to work, because she just got a gig as a tanning salon whore. Bitch has to pay to buy back all her shit that is being sold in the Bankruptcy garage sale that is being forced on her and Barney Devito due to their spending negligence. The company Teresa is doing ads for is called Sizzle Tans. Here is the commercial below:

Teresa will be pimpin the tanning salon while prostitution whoring herself on various billboards around the New Jersey area.Teresa recently did an interview with E News and apparently continues to be in major denial about her house items being auctioned off:

But before Teresa denied the auction is taking place in August.Harry Byrnes, a managing partner at A.J. Wilner  Auctions, who was hired by Teresa and Barney Devito told E News:

Citi Bank $20,700 on another credit card?

 Home Depot $21,000?

 Dan Ban Construction $85,000.00?

 Dime Savings Bank $1,300,000.00?

 Exelsior Lumber $91,200.00?

 Home Depot another $7,100.00  plus $7,200.00?

Joseph Mastrapole $586,000.00?

In her latest Bravo blog Teresa addresses their Bankruptcy situation by trying to blame the economy for their out of control spending habits that forced them into Bankruptcy. And tries very hard to convince us that her wild spending sprees had nothing to do with her Bankruptcy by stating they didn’t buy any gold toilets or private planes. Well she is telling the truth on that one, because it wasn’t gold toilets or private planes they bought it was more like luxury pool tables  and  suits of armor and Teresa and Barney Devito did not pay for those items ‘They fell off a truck’ you know. So at least she is honest on that.

Teresa also defended the latest rumor about how she was being a Diva by demanding 3k for an appearance at a charity event , after the event coordinator said  that Teresa sucked ass for charging that money and apparently Joker Face and her daughter Christine attended free of charge. Well the bitch is broke she is gotta make money somewere.

Teresa believes Joker Face was talking mad dog shit about her, to the events coordinator for the charity and since Teresa didn’t show up it made her look even worst. She is probably right about that and also about the fact that Joker Face’s daughters get all their looks from their dad .And also about Joker Face being a drama queen who loves stirring the shit pot with a big wooden spoon  by wearing her old engagement ring to create jealousy with her ex-husbands new wife who could give a rat’s ass and whom Joker Face said  is only a couple of years younger than she. But the truth is, that the ex’s new wife is really only a couple of years older than Christine . Methinks Christine and Jillian probably like their stepmother better. HA!

Here is what Teresa wrote on her latest blog:

As you know, Joe and I filed for bankruptcy protection back in October 2009 primarily because of real estate deals gone bad in a bad economy. We didn’t spend millions of dollars on gold toilets or private planes. We bought buildings, fixed them up, and tried to help other people start their own businesses or be able to afford an apartment. The economy crash trickled down to everyone. We worked so hard for so many years and it was heartbreaking to file, and not something we took lightly. Of course you can’t sit in your bed and just cry all day, so we moved forward, got new jobs, and are working hard once again. The point is to get a fresh start so you can move forward.

But it’s not a fun or an easy process. If you’ve ever been unfortunate enough to be involved in a legal situation, you know it’s a lot of back and forth between both sides. Right now, our bankruptcy trustee is trying to get an auction going, and our lawyer is objecting it. Every day, there are new tactics used, stories circulated, and details “leaked” to the press, but it’s all part of the legal wrangling. All I can do is rise above it, keep my head high, and know that at the end of the day, I have my family, my health, and I’m in God’s hands. Nothing else matters, certainly not a lamp.

If we didn’t give fresh starts to people, we wouldn’t have the following great American companies that were only able to be created after their owners’ filed bankruptcy: The Walt Disney Company, Hilton Hotels, Hershey’s chocolates, Macy’s department stores, Heinz ketchup and even WalMart. If Sam Walton hadn’t filed bankruptcy after his first store failed, he wouldn’t have been able to build the largest company in the world that employs more people than any other: 2 million!

As for the story that I wanted money to appear at a charity event, completely false. I have never charged to appear at a charity event, nor do I accept anything for helping charities. And I help as many charities as I possibly can. I’m actively involved in Project Ladybug, but also Pancreatic Cancer, Autism, AID FOR AIDS International, the Red Cross, and Clean the World. I’m giving up Labor Day weekend with my kids to appear in My Big Gay Italian Wedding for charity for four days in a row. And I’m so honored and happy to do it.

I’ve never heard of the shelter that’s complaining about me, but they called the person who books me in clubs and he told them he doesn’t do charity, and to contact me directly. It’s very easy to get a hold of me at my website, and I do check every email. I can’t help every single charity that asks of course, but I do as I many as I can. I have no idea why this charity would try and bash me in the press, unless they were looking for press, which they obviously got. I did notice that Danielle was in attendance at this particular event…. Coincidence? Hmmm….

“I also really liked seeing Christine’s Sweet 16 Party. She is a beautiful girl, but you can tell she’s counting down the days until she can leave that house. Poor Jillian has a little longer to wait. We finally got to meet their dad, and I think it’s obvious where they got their good looks from! Jillian singing was so sweet, but it nearly broke my heart that Danielle was pushing her so hard. Of course, Danielle turned everything back around to her. Typical. I thought it was creepy that she would wear her engagement ring just to make a statement to her ex-husband’s new wife. Sad.”

Thank you Melissa Chenin for emailing me the info on this juicy gossip.

I thought The God-Mother was done talking about ‘Joker Face’ Danielle Staub. But this war is never going to end .  NJ.com posted today that Caroline Manzo as well as Steve Zalewski have been ‘deposed’ in the 5 million dollar lawsuit that Joker Face’s ex Kevin Maher is slapping her with for defamation.

Here is the original article by NJ.com:

Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Caroline Manzo has been deposed in a $5 million defamation lawsuit filed against Danielle Staub by Staub’s ex-husband Kevin Maher.

“Caroline Manzo saw Danielle Staub for who she truly is right off the bat and never gave Danielle the opportunity to hurt her like the rest of the housewives did,” Maher says via email, “therefore we felt that Caroline’s testimony would be impartial and the most valued in these proceedings.”

Maher sued Staub last year after his ex-wife told media outlets that Maher raped her and continually beat her, which Maher has denied. Her relationship to Maher and her criminal past came out during the show’s first season, when Manzo dug up a copy of “Cop Without a Badge,” about Maher’s journey from ex-con to confidential informant; his relationship with Staub, whom he describes as a “coke whore,” is a small but very entertaining part of the book.

Also aiding Maher in his lawsuit: Steve Zalewski, whom Staub sued last year over his purported attempt to leak a sex tape (Zalewski returned fire on Staub last month, alleging defamation and harassment), and Daniel Aguilar, a onetime drug drealer with whom Staub was arrested in a kidnapping and drugs scheme. Aguilar spent 15 years in prison after Staub cooperated with authorities in the case, and recently phoned up the reality show star to ask for the $100,000 he paid to bail her out of jail all those years ago, RadarOnline reports. Staub then called police to claim Aguilar is stalking her, says Aguilar, who soon got a call from a detective about the incident.

Maher plans to file another defamation suit against Staub within the next week about her memoir, “The Naked Truth,” in which she further details their allegedly abusive relationship.

Staub’s lawyer Bob Cherry had no comment, not even to say whether he was representing Staub in this matter or not.

 Jacqueline Laurita ’s daughter Ashley Holmes who recently had a nose job. Says in her Bravo blog she don’t regret pulling Joker Face’s weave off and she is just sorry how it happened. Because those cameras were there and now we all know she has anger management issues and will make up bullshit stories about her mama getting hit so that way, she can go pull on 60 year old prostitution whore elderly bitches weave’s and hold the weave hair up in her hands in victory. As some kind of a savage hunting trophy.

Damn Ashley! She needs to take lessons from Teresa who regreted pushing the elderly Kim  Granny-twoface and start having ‘respect for the elderly’  by feeling sorry she pulled on Joker Face’s weave.

 Joker Face is old enough to be her grandma. Bitch could of slipped back when Ashley pulled her weave and broken a hip or crapped in her G-string depends.  Here is what Ashley wrote on her Bravo blog:

I know it was wrong to pull Danielle’s hair. I am sorry for how it happened, but I do not regret it. Everything happens for a reason. I do not like Danielle, I have plenty of good reasons not to. I don’t like her, and I never will. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t learn from the experience. I don’t need to like her and forgive her for all she has done in order to learn something from all this. If you all still think that I’m a bitch for not feeling sorry for her that night, then fine. I tell things like they are, not how they should be. I’m not about being fake. I’m not going to sit here and say, “I wish her the best, I am so sorry, blah, blah, blah,” like SOMEONE else does. To be honest, I don’t wish her well. I just hope karma catches up with her one day. I have been trying to not talk about her, and for the most part I haven’t. What some people have to realize is #1. I have people asking me questions about her, and the show, and I’m not going to ignore people’s questions. #2. Seeing these episodes rehash a lot of angry feelings I have towards her and writing my blog and on commenting on my Twitter and Facebook is my way of venting. #3. Danielle is STILL currently trying to mess with my life. So, sorry if you have a problem with it. I do have a life besides being “obsessed” with Danielle. HA! I have a job. I go to school. I just recently started an internship in the city. I have another internship in the city coming up in the fall. I am looking into getting an apartment. Things are going REALLY well for me right now! I spend most of my free time with my boyfriend Derek, (we have been happily together for a year and three months now) and my amazing friends. I spend the rest of my free time with my wonderful family. I really am blessed, and I have been working hard to not let any negativity get me down. I am happy with how things in my life are going. I see a bright future for myself.

And here is a video of a recent Kim G interview where she talks about Joker Face sleeping with thousands of men. But then again we all knew that!

And click here for another interview were Kim Granny Two-Faced talks about how Joker Face, who gets pissed when people don’t recognized her since she is now a celebrity super star extraordinaire.

It seems Kim G is in a new interview every day talking mad dog shit about Joker Face. Damn, this bitch is really trying super hard to get on this bullshit show. Isn’t she?

Joker Face was apparently looking for an apartment in a West New York luxury building. She mingled with some of the other tenants and suddenly found out that Kim Grannietell has an apartment there. The Bitch freaked out and ran out of the building screaming .  Since her and Kim G are no longer friends. No surprise there!

 Here is the original article from New York Post:

Kim Zolciak has been recently spotted with a new suga papa named Thomas Kramer.  He is rumored to be the replacement of the famous Big Poppa. This guy is said to be a very rich bastard that can afford Kim’s goldigger super expensive monthly fee. And he also suffers from Attention Whore Personality Disorder just like all the housewives, because he’s been trying to get on a reality show for some time and since Kim can hook him up with camera time to feed his famewhoring urges it sounds like they’re perfect for each other :

 Has Kim Zolciak found her new sugar daddy on Star Island? The Real Housewives of Atlanta character is no stranger to Miami men–or women, having allegedly hooked up with DJ Tracy Young several months ago. And while that opportunity relationship didn’t quite work out, Zolciak was reportedly on and off with her original benefactor, married Atlanta real estate mogul, Lee Najjar. Until now, perhaps. In town with some of her fellow castmates for the Mercedes Benz FashionWeek Swim shows (why, we have no idea and as far as we know there was no She by Sheree show scheduled), Zolciak spent some QT with perennial Miami Beach party man, Thomas Kramer, who feted the Atlanta housewives at his Star Island sprawl, a Chuck. E. Cheese of sorts for the rich and horny. The bon vivant, who’s also been trying to get into reality TV, would actually make an exceptional addition to Bravo’s Hotlanta Housewives franchise as well as to Zolciak’s bottom line, so don’t be surprised if we see Zolciak flipping her wig over him in the coming weeks. On Bravo or otherwise.

(Source Bossip)

Gretchen Rossi is now trying to become the next Juicy Couture. After the shenanigans she pulled with her makeup line and the whole Jeff Beitzel foundation ordeal. She is now launching some hand bag collection thing. Bitch needs to support Slade Slimey before he looks for another sugar mama.

Here is a picture of her swap meet pleather hand bags:

Well ain’t that some fucked up shit. A website called A.J. Willner Auctions  that specializes in yard selling stuff that belongs to the broke ass faux-rich people,  has posted that they are for sure going ahead with the auction to sell off many of the items inside the Giudice’s marble mansion .

 Most of this shit Teresa showed off in a recent interview  with InTouch Weekly. But unfortunately now it will end up in someone elses house. Too bad so sad.

Here is some of the items getting auctioned off:

Teresa and Barney are also in some deep shit over not disclosing all their assets as previously posted. They pissed off their bankrupcty trustee John Sywilok  for concealing many of their money assets.

I wanted to make this recap a longer funier version but all week my fucking Internet has been down . It works then it don’t then it works again. The technician came out 3 times today and replaced the modem 3 times! Each time after he replaced it the Internet would work for about a half hour and then it would take a shit again. Now I’m having a senior technician come out tomorrow so hopefully I can post this before the Internet decides to take a 6 hour shit again!

This episode was the aftermath of the ugly. We first see a clip of Barney Devito taking his little Teresa Juniors to taekwondo classes or weave pulling classes. Teresa tries to pretend that she doesn’t know where they get their ghetto scrapping talents from. One of the little Teresas tells Mr. Devito that she doesn’t want to figth but  wants to go eat instead. Because of that, Barney Devito makes them fight for a meal. He’s teaching them early!

In this episode we also got to see Joker Face going to the courthouse to press charges against Ashley for the weave pulling party. The whole time she was outside with her ‘Busted up Sex in the City’ crew (per Jacqueline) and was  talking with her lawyers and her new so called ’friends’ all I could think of was the bitches of Hocus Pocus. What the fuck.

Joker Face’s fuck buddy Danny enrolled Joker Face in some self defense classes so that she can supposedly defend herself from those ‘woman’, that keep pulling her weave. She drags her 2 daughters to the fighting classes and they look embarrassed as hell.

Last season this ho’ bag was sitting there saying she is a bad ass and can kick anybody’s ass. Remember she would brag about how she is in excellent shape because she works out a lot and this season she is sitting there lying saying that she is a delicate little flower that is not a fighter and that she doesn’t like to have to work out too hard. This bitch is a pathological liar  and she can’t make up her fucking mind . She needs to pick one lie and stick to it. Why don’t she just pistol whip a bitch next time they try to pull her weave? I know she knows how to do that, she has massive experience in pistol whipping.

Teresa goes over to that thrift store Posche that Kim D is trying to pass off as some luxury clothing boutique, when that bitch dresses like she got her suit at the Salvation Army free pile. Kim D  and her duck lips look like she is drunk off her ass already and it was probably only 9 am.

When Teresa shows up Kim D of course offers her a drink and Teresa is sitting there getting hammered with Kim D. In another part of town Kim G has smelled the Bravo cameras and so she quickly hops on her broom and arrives at the Posche. Teresa says she don’t like that bitch. But says she feels bad that the night of the full moon when she turned into a wolf and chased Joker Face down she pushed Kim G and Kim G is an older lady and Teresa says she respects the elderly. Maybe Ashley should take some advice from Teresa here and should of respected the elderly Joker Face who is old enough to be her grandma . What is Joker Face 60? 70 maybe? Yeah Ashley should learn to respect the elderly bitches who are ready for AARP and Medicare. Not me though I don’t respect the elderly crazy.

Speaking of Ashley we see a scene of her and her boyfriend talking about the Joker Face unbeweavable disaster. And he looks like he is tired of hearing about this bitch drama crap. I wonder when he is gonna jump ship.

Barney Devito takes Teresa on a trip of an apartment building that’s above a Pizza parlor he owns. That’s one of  the businesses that the Bankruptcy people are saying they concealed from the courts.

 Barney informs Teresa that her ass better start getting used to making the Pizzas and living at that building that looks like it’s probably in one of the many colorful NJ getthoes . Then he tells her that  they’re ass is getting kicked out of the marble mausoleum they live in now. And Teresa laughs and says ‘Ha Ha! I am never going to live in that dump!’ But Barney has a sad and serious look in his face and says : I’m serious bitch I’m not playing. I have a feeling he was serious too. Imagine if she really did have to live in that tiny apartment and make pizzas yikes! She would crawl in a hole an die of embarrassment and all you bitches be laughing at her. But Joker Face would be laughing the hardest.

Click here for an interview of Kim G. Granytell trying to hook up with a young boy toy.