It seems that all the ex-lovers of Joker Face are coming after her for one reason or another. First Kevin Maher is slaping a lawsuit on Joker Face for defamation of character for all the bullshit she talked about him in her book ”The Naked Truth ” and is suing Joker Face her book’s alleged ghost writer and its publisher, Simon & Schuster. Kevin’s lawyer send a letter to Joker Face in January telling her he is suing her. Here is what Kevin told Zap2It:
“The lie that she told about me was that I beat her in a cocaine stupor for days,..And then when the police showed up, I confessed and then I went to prison.I was never in prison in my adult life. Period.”
At the same time she is also getting sued by ex fuck Steve Zalewski, for defamation and harrasment.
Now the ex boyfriend Danny Aguilar (picture above) who was involved in the kidnapping hoopla she was tangled in 24 years ago is demanding 100k from her crazy ass . Danny Aguilar states that Joker Face would of gotten killed by some big time drug dealers if he had not steped in and saved her ass by paying them that 100k. That she never paid back and now this guy wants his money. Aguilar called Joker Face on Sunday night to demand his money and the conversation turned fugly real quick. Then she called him a ‘celebrity stalker’ and threatened to sue him for defamation of character.(Seems this is all they sue each other over!) Then she called the police on his ass and the police called him and told him to knock it off.
“My money got her out of trouble with these drug dealers. They wanted her dead and I didn’t want them to kill her. I paid for it. We all got popped, everyone went to jail and she snitched…I’m the ‘Real McCoy, I’m the one that did 15 years in a federal penitentiary over you. I’m no stalker.”
Depending on wich way you look at it .Maybe the night of the Posche Faux Fashion show Teresa should of not gonne out. Maybe Joe should of kept her locked up in her haunted marble mansion’s basement because as you can see it was a full moon that night and so Teresa turned into a wolf.
By this time Teresa had called over Joker Face to supposedly say ‘Hi’. Which we all know was a bunch of bullshit because she just wanted to taunt Joker Face and maybe smack her around a couple of times. Teresa is pretending to be nice and in a very casual insincere tone, brings up the famous table flipping nigh.”The night after I flipped the table… yoouu know I was pissed. I was like you know, let me make things better. You know,.. you know me, I’m like the sweetest person’ Joker Face looks at her and says ‘NO, I don’t know you that way’. Teresa tries unsucessfuly to convince Joker Face that she is a nice person and brings it up again and again. Joker Face knows she is being taunted. Because I bet this is not the first time someone she pissed the fuck off has taunted her just for shits and giggles.
Not even five seconds after Teresa has tried hard to convince Joker Face that she is a nice girl the temper she was trying hard to conceal with her shitty acting, is starting to boil and show . And her voice starts to get louder when she begins raising her voice at Joker Face saying: ‘You got me to that point…, no honey I kept my mouth shut…’ Then Joker Face got all pissed off because I guess in Jersey if you call someone ‘Honey’ then it really means you’re calling them ‘Coke- Whore’. And tells Teresa in her fakest New Joisey accent‘Don’t call me honey’. At this moment Teresa goes from zero to ghetto and answers :IS BITCH BETTER!?’. Joker Face then snaps at Teresa and says ‘Tha’ss a- fuck enough!…DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING ATTACK ME!..YOU THROW SOMETHING AT ME!’. It was downhill from there as the bitches kept yelling at each other. Joker Face threatens Teresa with pressing charges on her for throwing that table at her last season .
Teresa was sitting on that big arm chair arguing and yelling at Joker Face, swaying back and forth doing a ghetto-fabulous dancing type of choreographed move. Trying to look cute, like she was totally enjoying this yelling match. And Joker Face asks her ‘WHAT IS THAT GHETTO THING YOU’RE DOING?’ . Then Teresa stood up and got up in Joker Face’s mug right away. Her ghetto-fabulous moves had to be cranked up a few notches to show that bitch she meant binezz.
So her neck is still swaying back and forth and she throws in, the arm waiving and finger pointing move to increase the intimidation effect, and yells : I’M FROM PATTERSON ! DID YOU FORGET? Damn! Them some fighting words! Now I am not from the East Coast but for us West Coast Californios this must be the equivalent to telling someone in Los Angeles County: BITCH I’M FROM POMONA! Or if you are in Orange County: BITCH I’M FROM SANTA ANA! Or someone in Ventura County: BITCH I’M FROM OXNARD!. Yeap I get it. She grew up in the ghetto of Patterson,scrapping with the other Italian Cholas. AWESOME! All Teresa needed to do was take off her shoes and throw a shoe at that other bitch and she would be a Latina Chola. BEAUTIFUL!
Joker Face tells Teresa she knows Teresa is a hood rat and used to live in a ghetto ass house at the projects of Patterson. Teresa’s come back is that she now lives in a 5 millon dollar house. Is five million now? I thought that house was only like a little under 2 million? Joker Face then says the worst thing you could ever tell a fronter and yells : ‘I KNOW AND IT’S IN FORECLOSURE!’ During this whole time Teresa has been enjoying this little argument . It was like fun little banter . You know, the type of banter she grew up enjoying in Patterson with the other little Italian Cholitas. But when that bitch yelled the word ‘FORECLOSURE!’ And all hell broke loose.
Joker Face suddenly realized she should of not said that and just ran out of there, because that’s when Teresa got up to kick her ass. Kim G makes the MISTAKE to try and push Teresa to sit down on the chair. Bitch should know, you dont’t force a wolf woman on a full moon to sit down when she is about to chase down a beast. I’m surprise that Teresa didn’t punch Kim G. She just pushed her.
Joker Face likes to act all tough and threatens bitches, that she is gonna come a- knocking at their door and she won’t be alone and blah, blah, blah, but when some ghetto bitch that’s crazier than her, wants to knock her teeth out she runs like a little bitch and hides.
We all know Teresa was up to no good calling Joker Face to say ‘Hi’ .You know damn well she wanted to beat her ass and start some major drama blowout. But then again can you blame her? Everyone wants to beat that bitches ass. After she got the beast riled up, Teresa was like a cavewoman in chinchilla fur and high heels, with a club, chasing after a dinner beast yelling ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE BITCH!’.
Jacquie’s screechy little annoying voice hurls at Joker Face in Teresa’s defense: ’Danielle I read your court records !.. You beat somebody with a 9mm pistol!.’
Meanwhile Joker Face is running and demanding her body guard to keep Teresa away from her. The bodyguard is manhandling Joker Face because secretly he wants to beat her ass too. And Joker Face is yelling at him confused saying : ‘DON’T HOLD ME!’ and ‘I BROKE MY FUCKING HEEL!’ What kind of Walmart cheap hooker boots was that bitch wearing?
Bitches are jumping on Teresa two at a time and she is tossing them out of the way like rag dolls. She is knocking down and dragging bitches down the way to get to Joker Face yelling ‘COKE WHORE!’ , leaving a wake of pissed off injured bitches in her path. Including that one fat bitch that looks in the camera all pissed off holding her face and says ‘THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!’ I think Teresa punched her in the face to get her out of the way. By this time the full moon had turned Teresa into a full wolfwoman so they weren’t dealing with a regular woman anymore. She was unstoppable. (Click this link my reader Alex left and check out this pic of Teresa in the full moon)
The whole thing looked like a demented walking circus parade , complete with cameras and yelling hood rats ready to throw down. It was more out of control than anything they ever showed on Jerry Springer.
Joker Face ran and ran like a little bitch that’s been dishing it out since season one but can’t take it , when the other beast gets riled up ready to shove a cavemen club up her crusty ass. Joker Face ends up hiding behind the bushes crying . By this time she is using her acting skills crying uncontrollably and over the top well beyond what the situation calls for . She puts on an award winning performance trying to convince the audience that she is really frightened by Teresa . The bitch cries and cries while hiding in the bushes and says that she can’t breathe and other stupid shit like: ‘Get me out of here!..I’m gonna pass out!’
Kim G is trying to stop Teresa but Teresa insists: ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE!’. Yeap, you know that really hit a nerve with her, because this was back when her money problems started to show up and she is not happy with Joker Face calling her out on it.
Some large guy intercepts with Teresa preventing her from going outside to bitch slap the other skank and says to Teresa : ‘Show that you have class’ Something that just goes over Teresa’s head. Notice how the music has become very sinister now?
There’s a mosh pit of commotion inside with Teresa, Kim D, Jacqueline and all the other shit load of people in that clusterfuck telling Teresa to leave Joker Face alone. Teresa is of course NOT LISTENING.
Meanwhile Kim G has gone outside to check on Joker Face who keeps the crock tears coming and is now going into full- faux-convulsions and hysterics. Kim G smacks Joker Face and yells : ‘COME DOWN!!, ‘COME DOWN!!’ Because that really works.
Kim G is screaming at her driver ” ‘PUT HER IN THE CAR!’
Kim G’s driver and Joker Face’s new body guard are trying to help Joker Face to the car ,while she continues with her crying performance. They help her walk because she cries that one of her cheap ass hooker boots has a broken heel.
The sinister music continues playing and they focused the camera on Ashley who looks like she siphon some of the wolf men insanity from Teresa. Ashley is sneaking up to Joker Face.
While the 2 men where dragging Joker Face to her car Ashley sneaks up her little tubby hand between the 2 men and yanked Joker Face’s weave and yells ‘Who do you think you are?’ The whole thing lasted less than 2 seconds.And that was it. I was expecting some serious weave pulling. But it was just a little yank. Kinda like the time that Sheree was helping Kim Zolciak ‘adjust’ her road kill wig. Remember that shit? Joker Face of course has to cry and sob and get all hysterical like someone really stabbed her ass with a fork in the eye. Bitch please!
After that Ashley was standing there getting held back by Kim G and screaming like a psycho ass: ’LOVE AND LIGHT BITCH’
Ashley yells proudly : ‘I pulled her fucking weave off her hair!’
As Joker Face is walking to Kim G’s car with the 2 bodyguards , she is screaming: ‘Get me out a’ here!… ‘ She sees Teresa walking behind her and yells ‘ She is behind you!’. With that creepy music they were playing and Joker Face screaming ‘ She is behind!’ and Teresa walking normal not running just walking! That reminded me of one of the Friday the 13th movies. Remember Michael Myers would always be walking slow and at a normal pace and the poor dum-shit teenagers he would kill were always running scared and fast but somehow that fucktard Myers would always catch them and kill them anyways? That’s what this part reminded me off Joker Face was all walking fast almost running and Teresa was all walking slow but was gonna catch her anyways.
Back inside the ghetto ass country club is was just like the trailer park on Saturday night. Ashley is walking around proudly bragging that she pulled on Joker Face’s donkey hair extensions. Everyone inside is talking about it and Jacquie hears of it and is not happy. But she secretly is!
More award winning performance tears from Joker Face as she is uncontrollably crying her way into Kim G’s Bentley. Bitch is crying like if somebody died.
The big guy Harry who is Kim G’s driver is outside that Bentley guarding it. All he gives a shit about is that the Bentley doesn’t get scratched but he seems to have been enjoying this cat fight. Teresa approaches the Bentley and demands to speak to the ‘Bitch’. Harry is trying to keep Teresa away from that Bentley but, tells her in an admirable tone: ‘ You know, you’re like a gazelle, you’re fast.’ Then he pretty much high fives her. He secretly wanted Teresa to catch that ho’ and smack her around a couple times ’cause he had the misfortune of having to drive her demanding ass around for the last couple days while she drove him insane and she ain’t even his boss.
Harry stands his ground because he don’t need that Bentley messed up. The other body guard guy is mute but also stands there like a wall. Teresa continues her immature high schoolish attitude of wanting to keep taunting that bitch. Jacquie tries to get Teresa to leave that miserable bitch alone, but Teresa insist on taunting her and throws some childish fit saying that Harry will have to run her over with the Bentley because she refuses to move unless Joker Face comes out to box her.
Joker Face is in the car sobbing saying she knew this would happen. Well DUH! She repeats the affirmation and the cycle is just a self fulfilling prophesy she puts herself there. Kim G has decided to go out and shoot the shit with Jacqueline. Joker Face doesn’t like it because she knows Kim G will be badmouthing her. And Kim G bad mouths her just like she expected.
Ashley has now showed up by the Bentley hoping to get another piece of Joker Face’s weave. Jacquie yells at Ashley to go home. Ashley yells ‘I’m glad you pick Danielle over your own daughter’. And I’m glad she don’t see her mom is trying to prevent her ass from getting arrested but of course she doens’t see that.
Joker Face calls popo from Kim G’s Bentley. And says Yea hi, this is Danielle Staub’ Like they knew her. Bitch was talking like when you place your order for pizza withthe parlor down the street and they know you by name. And they did! Notice how she starts telling the 911 woman that she was attacked and she starts yelling at the woman with a demanding voice. The 911 dispatcher tells her :’Ma’am stop!’ . Cause she knows this bitch and wants her to shut up.
Suddenly the whole fiasco turned into an episode of cops. When the cops spoke to Jacqueline they told her they knew all about crazy ass Danielle. That bitch is always calling the police on all the boyfriends she has to kick out and all the people she fights with.
When popo shows up and Joker Face tells them what happened she is all yelling at the cop showing him her hair and crying. The cop was like ‘Yeah, whatever’. Then she even got all dramatic during her one on one video interview and walks away from it all dramatic and crying.
Even thought the cops showed up and everything.Nobody got arrested! Even crazy ass Teresa who was arguing with the cop refusing to tell him her name or give him ID. Cop was asking her ‘What is your name’ and Teresa was responding ‘fuck you motherfucker I don’t have to answer shit!’. That bitch reminded me like the crazy ho’s they show on cops when they show up for a domestic violence situation. It seemed like this was not the first time Teresa has been uncooperative with a police officer of the law . The way she behaved towards the cop was very telling like she has acted this way towards the cops many times before.
WTFuck is wrong with Teresa seriously? Doesn’t she see the cameras rolling ? The cops will know who the fuck she is . That was insane the mafia must have the police station on their payroll that’s why they didn’t arrest Teresa or Ashley. If it would of been anybody else in another town they would of being in the back of that cop car handcuffed.
The next morning Teresa and Jacquie go tell the God Mother about the fiasco that ended with 8 police cars. God Mother wasn’t very happy with it . When Jacqueline and Teresa are telling their version of the story they told it just the way that a child or pretteen would of being telling their mommie. What’s funny is the pettiness of it all. Caroline is looking at those two bitches like they’re stupid while they’re telling her their version of the story. She also lets them know that they gave Joker Face what she wanted. She is riiight!
Joker Face tells Chihuahua on crack Danny her exagerated version of what happened . She says that her neck was injured, Ashley pulled wads and wads of hair out of her head , she has a bald spot, she got whiplash maybe cancer from the pulling of the weave. Wow all that from a little hair pull that lasted less than 2 seconds. Did ya’ all notice how Danny looked like he just woke up? And so did Joker Face? UH HUM! Danny also says that if he would of gonne he would of being back in jail because he beats on women so he would of poped Teresa or Ashley in the mouth.
Joker Face cuts some hair from one of her daughters head, wich is way lighter than her own and states during her camera interview that Ashley pulled that hair out of her head.
Now that I look at Joe really well you know who he looks like? He looks like a combo of Dani Devito and Barney Ruble. I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THAT AND I’VE SEEN THIS FUCKER MANY TIMES!!!He is Barney Devito. That’s what I will refer to him as from now on. Barney Devito! Teresa tells her side of the story to her husband Barney Devito. She tells him in the most cutesy way how she was being the nicest girl that she is, how she was calling Joker Face ‘Honey’ and how that beast just started spitting poison on poor Teresa . When Teresa is telling Barney her side of the story he is losing interests and getting lost the funniest shit was when she mentions Kim G and he asks her “Who is Kim G? And Teresa says ‘The old lady!’ he answers : ‘Oh God!’.
When Teresa sees that Barney is getting impatient with her she brings up the fact that Joker Face yelled out that their mansion is in foreclosure an awkward quiet pause happens which tells us everything we need to know about them being broke. Then Barney Devito wonders why Teresa didn’t get arrested? And finally they do it on the pool table. EEEEWWWW!!!
Joker Face has some con artist chick called an ‘Energist’ that supposedly she pays to help her get rid of her bad Karma and evil energies. Whatever that chick is doing is not working so I suggest Joker Face get her money back. Joker Face has the nerve to give out Jacquies phone number to this so called ‘Energist’ who calls Jacquie late at night while she is stuck in her car in front of the ghetto neighborhood were the Posche store sits at. Jacquie totally disses this bitch and starts playing games on her Iphone while the “Energist’ tries to cleanse Jacquie’s energies and of course this does not work at all.
Ashley gets yelled at by her parents Jacquie and Chris for yanking on Joker Faces hair. And her parents get 27 ‘Whatevers’.
Was it right for Teresa to taunt the beast ? Was it rigth for Ashley to yank Joker Faces hair extensions? Was it right for Jacquie to yell at Joker Face about reading her court records ? The answer to all those shitty questions is a big fat NO. But was it Karma? YES! It was something that had to be done. It was Karma and Karma had to be repaid sometimes Karma is not pretty. Sometimes Karma sends another crazy angry unstable bitch to chase another mean crazy disturbing coke whore screaming out of a country club to hide in the bushes with a broken hooker stiletto. And then Karma sends another crazy bitch in training to yank that bitches hair just because it was funny.
Remember how Joker Face would sit there acting as if she is a bad ass bitch and ain’t scarreeed of anyone but when crazy ass Teresa and her crazy fur wearing cave woman fueled insanity chasing her ass with a club in her hand she is crying bloody murder.
Teresa is a hood rat with anger management problems. Joker Face is a bi-polar, insanity bitch who eventually wears out her welcome with everyone she comes across with by pissing them off. They both crazy and Ashley is following their fucked up foot steps. All these bitches have some many mental problems among them and for women their age and with the money they supposed to have or front to have,they are very unhappy people. They remind me of a pit of snakes and you don’t know which one is the most poisonous.
More legal troubles for Real Pretend Rich House Ho of New Joisey Teresa Guidice . Because Teresa wanted to show off to the world how faux rich she is, how she don’t got a budget to follow and how she farts fifties and shits hundreds out of her fabulous Mafia ass. The IRS and other folks whom her and Joe owe money to apparently watch this bullshit ass-show and are flamingly pissed off and disgusted that she spends what she can’t afford and shows off her fabulous lifestyle while she flips off everyone else she owes money to .Teresa and Joe are also being accused of concealing some of their assets which include a Pizza parlor and a Laundromat where Teresa and Joe wash their dirty money.
So now her shit is going to be put on the curb by her bankruptcy trustee, for an auction yard sale that’s taking place in August 22. So if you bitches want some of Teresa’s fabulous shit better get your asses over to New Joisey August 22. I bet Joker Face is going to be there scavenging in Teresa’s and Joe’s crap just to piss off Teresa , while Teresa sits there giving her ass dirty looks. I wonder if her chinchilla coat will be in the list of items?
Also that fucktard Steve the Queeve is suing Joker Face for defamation of character because she told the world a couple of episodes ago, that he is a perv who had hidden cameras filming their intimate filth. He says he didn’t do nothing and Joker Face is the weirdo pervert that send him videos of her self doing the nasty and she was very well aware of the smut filming since it was her idea . Steve states that bitches on Joker Face’s pretend friend payroll fans of Joker Face come up to him on the street and tell him he is going to hell. Steve the Queeve says he’s had it with that psycho bitch and is suing her fugly ass. Here is what Steve told Radaronline:
“I have people come up to me in restaurants telling me I’m going to hell, I’m not a good person. I try to explain to people I didn’t do anything wrong. She would send me video texts of her playing with her self, I have nothing to do with that.”
Professional victim, drama queen, coke-whore, porn skank Joker Face says she was so psychologically scarred after watching herself relieve the nightmare of being ‘violated’ by a pack of evil ‘woman’s’ on Monday nights episode of the Real Mob Wives Of New Joisey. That she is now seeking attention with a publicity stunt, because her onion and broccolli fart, sex video flopped suing or trying to sue Teresa, Jacqueline and Ashley.
“I’ve never seen anything like this,..We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well.”
“We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows.These things don’t end with paying a fine,..It’s not over … I don’t know when this will ever be over. There is a freedom of speech amendment so we can’t restrain Teresa for saying things but it’s the intent behind it. This is fueling some of the work behind these people. This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”
Apparently Joker Face is not satisfied with Ashley getting a fine of $189.00. back in January for tugging on her monkey hair extentions. She now wants to sue the other ho’s.
According to Pop Eater in their Bravo contracts, there is some shit about how they can’t sue each other and if they get into fist fights while filming then oh, fucking well. Last July I posted that shit about their contracts and how they can’t sue each other and are expected to tolerate regular verbal bitch slappings and an ass beating once in a while among fellow famewhores. For some reason my link to the copy of their contract don’t work anymore.
Teresa is now saying that she wishes she could get a restraining order against Joker Face she told Pop Eater:
“Believe me, if we could get a restraining order against a cast member, Danielle would have had four against her already. I never threatened her. She, however, has been on camera threatening me, stalking me and even practicing doing me harm,”
Alexis posted this picture of her and her daughter at the Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach on July 4th on her Facebook.
That’s the exclusive Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach?
Cause that shit looks crowded and the grounds look rundown and unimpressive. Looks more like the public pool at the trailer park on the first of the month when everyone gets their government check. Maybe is just the picture and Alexis being in it makes it look cheap and like she took a picture at the public swimming pool at the ghetto in Anaheim somewhere . Yeap, that’s what it is! It’s her in the picture that makes it look rundown, cheap and ghetto. Must be the 2 dollar whore in her. But at least there supposedly were a lot of eyewitnesses, witnessing their shenanigans.
These are some interesting comments I found while surfing around the net in different websites. Check out the comments on Jimbo Bellino and how he supposedly drunken flipped out at the country club the day of the pool mishap and was yelling at the lifeguards . According to some of these comments Jimbo went on an hour cursing hissy fit and after yelling at the lifeguards telling them he would get them fired he was escorted out of the country club. What an asshole! He cant say ‘thank you’ to the people that helped him gets his children out of the water.
Other interesting comments I found were apparently written by the ex-nannies . A while back someone posted a comment on my site here that sounded like it was an ex-Nannie but I can’t find the frikking comment. If any ex-employees or ex-nannies have some dirt in these two scumbags feel free to leave them here or email me at realfauxhousewives@yahoo.com
Check out the one were, someone says these 2 fucktards were out shopping the swap meet for their kids beds and dumb bitch was trying to cut in line pulling the ‘I’m a fucking star’ and ‘Don’t you know who I am’ card . However the sales person put Miss Holier Than Thou Tits on her place when she was told :Who the fuck are you? and go wait in line like everyone else. I thought these assholes were rich folk and would be shopping at some fancy furniture store not the swap meet. Maybe their turd ass is going broke now that they don’t carrie nannies and have to shop at the swap meet.
Now, I don’t know how many of these comments may or may not be true but , they seemed pretty interesting. And when you have multiple people placing similar comments on all the sites then there must be some true to them.There is also some older comments in there too, about Jimbo being a crook. Read the one where someone is mentioning that Lauri Peterson is coming back . I also heard a rumor from an inside of an inside scoop that they may try to get rid of Alexis and replacing her with Lauri . But who knows if that’s true or not so don’t hold me to it.
Check these out:
From actual witnesses who were there:
“Alexis and her husband were talking with friends by the pool and it kinda of seemed like Alexis had forgot about her children, they walked off to take shots of tequila and just left the stroller there.”
“she has been around” doesn’t come close to truth.. she played the back nine MANY times with Newport “clients”…. went a few rounds myself; less than round at Pelican though ..lol
That restaurant they used to own on PCH was a total dive. It was like trying to eat dinner in a bar. The only way he could get anybody to go there were all his “two for one coupons”. These two are beyond trash. To the person who said that they thought the babies were never in danger of drowning…what part of kids strapped into stroller, stroller rolls into pool, parents either drunk/high/both don’t you get? I would expect this of Octo Mom but I guess she is too “low life” to be gettig wasted at The Balboa Bay Club on the 4th.
we seen her at the Balboa bay club a few weeks ago and she seriously looked like a hoochie, little short boobs galore… and she is SUPER SKINNY in person
Had a lovely run in with these two Saturday morning at the OC Swap Meet… Trying to purchase beds for their girls from Kids Alley – 6+ people waiting before them and they tried to cut in with her using the “don’t you know who I am” card. Thank god for Kathy as she said of course I know who you are but there are others ahead of you and you’ll have to wait – “but im an OCHousewife, what about the publicity?”. Again Kathy was true to her customers and preferred none above the other –
The self affected way they acted and the superiority they tried to throw at others was gross and for all they “have” on the outside, it is very apparent that they have nothing within.
I’ve never even watched the show and am thankful to still have those brain cells intact
That happens because no nannies will last them like us, working three years with them, be them bad people, envious, hypocritical, lying,believe is right that they alone are the only ones, believe God …mistreated us, insulted and cheated and never paid us enough money …the poor children who will be suffering now, we’re not to defend ourselves
I’ve heard that they’re having money problems. Alexis probably fired the nannies so that hubby can pay for the nose job she desperately needs.
As someone who has had the displeasure of working with them both, they are phony and gross, and owe me and several other people a lot of money. He is a self-absorbed classless pig who is proud of his transvestite trophy wife. She is only with him for his money, which isn’t nearly as much as they’d like everyone to believe. They never watch their own kids, so I’m sure this unfortunate accident is because they forgot they had kids. She will leave him some day for someone else.
was there neither one of them were watching the kids in the stroller. Instead of being grateaful to the lifeguard he began yelling I’ll have you fired. Her fault are you nuts, ther your kids
I was two feet away and saw the whole ridiculous incident along with countless otherpeople! They both turned their back, walked away from the stroller and it plunged in the water. Another gentleman from NZ that was at the scene pulled one child out while the husband struggled with the other. The lifegaurd and the other guy pulled the stroller out of the water.Then Jim proceeded to scream at everyone there for letting the stroller go in, blaming everyone but himself. Screaming at the lifegaurd who was present and making a scene that lasted at least an hour. Shameful and discusting.
Horrible people.
It only gets worse. Alexis and her husband blamed the lifeguard for the accident. Jim was in a cursing tizzy. Alexis was looking upset about her wet cover-up. Ironically, neither parent was holding or comforting the children minutes after it happened. Even their family memberswere in a state of disbelief on both the poor parenting and the inability to accept accountability.
i was there and saw it happen. the husband was at the pool bar and didnt put thebrake on the stroller. he did NOT dive in. the life guard was trying to pull the stroller up and the people in the pool were pushing it out. then he came running up cusing EVERYONE out and was escorted off property of the private club. A*SHOLE!
Check out alexisbellino.com her story is total bs. Jim did not dive in and pull both girls out. I know the man who pulled one of the girls out and he handed the child to her, she should’ve remembered that! The lifegaurd was present as well, both girls were wailing and terrified.
Everything they both have said has been inconsistent. I, along with several people saw what happened, these two had their backs turned on their children. Thank God for everyone else around. How about some gratitude and thank you’s for the people that did help! And thanks for both girls being OK.
They is VERY accurate,I was not there personally(if I was I would b telling the “version”of the story)My mom and bro were BOTH there and witnessed her being at LEAST 10-20 ft. AWAY from the stroller,and JimSlob was not even around,he was by the bar…of course where else would u be when u have little girls to look after????According to what they had told me,AlexAss and Jimbo didn’t realize the stroller was gone until it was in the water.Only then did they go after the girls.The lifeguard did rescue one of the girls and Jim,the other one(like they claim).My bro saw it from a distance,but he knows what he saw,SHE WALKED AWY FROM HER BABIES!!!!!!!!(on a slope no less)They r ungrateful peices of lying shit!!!!!I havepleaded with my mom and bro to tell the TRUE story…they just don’t want to cause trouble,but they will if asked by official from the club.More and people will come forward and they will see whats what then.I don’t condem for having an “accident”,we r human.They should not lie about it though…..
A few years back I had to spend about 4 hours around this douche. I have never met anyone as empty and joyless (at least on the outside) as he is.. He was rude, arrogant, condescending, to the people around us and even to myself. His wife on the other hand was cool and hot as hell, but she has let herself fall victim to the typical OC trapppings, which is a shame because she has way more character and charisma than he does.. Sounds like both of them may be a bit too wrapped up in themselves to keep their kids safe which is a shame.. Just my .02, if they disagree, they can afford to hire an attorney
Alexis mother lived in my home town of Hannibal. Penny is a beautiful person with avery kind personality and well respected in our community, unlike her self absorb daughter. I don’t know who Alexis was hanging out with, but it sure wasn’t anyone I know, because we dress very stylish, wear make-up, and have a little botox now and then.
Well, it appears the original MORONS might be back on the show. Jim Bellino and GEORGE PETERSON are cut from the same cloth.
LAURI WARING PETERSON has a new Twitter page asking ppl what they would like to see if they were to make a come back on the OC Housewives. Stupid, stupid people who should have never parented children. Have the PETERSONS not seen what these shows have turned into? Did they forget the hatred they received after Lauri exploited her sons life on TV. Obviously, they are not concerned about EXPLOITING their minor children – AGAIN!! PETERSON must really be hurting for cash and just as desperate as LAURI to have their mugs back on the D-Listed screen. LOOSER WANNA BE’S!!!!
http://twitter.com/LaurifromRHOC
This guy Belino is a money cleaner to the max Margaritaville never really did any business and I remember the pool table place, it is in the worst possible location. This guy is a scumer all the way and I bet after the guys he turned on get out of Prison, he will get his.
Hope those poor kids are ok
I havelived in the OC since 1967 ….. I am a native …. I ‘ve partied with Jim on many occasions. He is a criminal just as the Feds found him. He gives OC it’s bad rap. He’s a big loser and he knows it. Hes nothing but a common criminal who was in the memorabilia business since day one….remember “Field of Dreams Jimbo” ? So sad you are now the laughing stock of the American public…right where you belong. You’re just another train wreck waiting to happen … can’t wait to watch brother …..I feel sorry for his bimbo wife….No Clue!!!!!
This guy “donated” a Babe Ruth ball to a charity auction and received a base price with the “excess” going to the charity. This happened AFTER he was convicted. The gentleman that purchased the ball for over $1000 had it authenticated, and it was deemed 100% FAKE. Sounds like a possible “parole violation”?
I know I talk a lot of shit about this ho’. But I am glad that her children are okay. Seriously. I would not wish the loss of a child on anyone that is a parents worst nightmare. But her and Jimblob need to learn to be humble and grateful to the lifeguards that helped them. Hopefully somewhere in her tiny brain one of her braincells lights up and she realizes that she has to pay attention to her children. But the way her and Jimbo act like they don’t want to take responsibility for their actions and be grateful their kids are fine I doubt it. And that is very sad.
Alexis Bellino is speaking up about the recent pool accident were her two children nearly drowned. The report was that her and Jimbo left their two twin girls unattended in their stroller near a pool and were off ‘doing something’. When suddenly the stroller rolled into the water with both children still in it. A lifeguard jumped in the pool and got one child out while Jimblob went and got the other baby.
Well Alexis tells a different story . She is saying that it was her dumb fault for not putting the brake on the stroller and that her and her pimp just turned their heads for a second to say goodbye to some people and also, that no lifeguard assisted them and that it was all his godlines Jimbo who pulled both their babies out. I wish Bravo cameras were filming so we can see for ourselves.
However, I have a hard time believing this fake ho’. She is so brainwashed and scared of her lord and master Jimbo that even if she saw the lifeguard saving both children , the bitch would still say it was all Jimbo saving them . Because you know damm well she will think and believe whatever bullshit her godly king Jimbo will feed her and just accept it with no questions. Here what this ho’ had to say on her website:
“On Sunday, July 4th, my family was leaving the Balboa Bay Club swimming pool in the late afternoon. As we were leaving, I turned to say goodbye. Our girls were in their stroller and I thought I had put the brake on, but apparently I didn’t. My husband, Jim, and I were both standing close to the stroller. Within seconds, the stroller had rolled towards the pool and a stroller wheel rolled off the edge of the pool. Before either of us could grab the stroller, a second wheel rolled off the edge, and the stroller went into the pool. Of course, Jim instantly went into the pool. He grabbed both of the girls himself and lifted both of them out of the water. Because the girls were not strapped into the stroller, and Jim was right there, their heads did not even go under water.
While we are not making light of this incident, and have been reminded to never take our eyes off the children for even a second when near water, it has been so hurtful to know how this experience has been mischaracterized in the media. To all of you who have offered your support, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.”
Is it possible that this dumb broad took the blame for not putting the brake on the stroller like a good submissive battered wife? Because I bet Jimbo told her ass it was her fault after he verbally beat the piss out of her and he also wanted to take all the credit for saving the babies to feed his egotistical little cock? After that he probably also told her ass to write a statement on her website taking the blame and giving all credit to her Lord and Master of Puppet Jimbo? Things that make you go hmmm?
Dina Manzo left the show a few weeks ago because of nigthmare from hell Joker Face, who can’t live well enough alone without fucking with people at every opportunity. Apparently Joker Face was trying to stir some ugly shit with Dina and her ex who happens to be Lexis father .Bitch contacted Dina’s ex trying to get him to take custody of Lexi and telling his family Dina forged his signature in order for Lexi to appear on the show. But the ex was smarter than that and told that thing to back the fuck off. HA, HA, HA!!!
The NYDailyNews reported that Dina had a recent interview with Life&Style magazine to finally open up about the reasons for her departure from the show. Here is the original article from The NYDailyNews:
Manzo, 40, reveals to Life & Style that the real reason she walked away from the hit reality show was because Staub tried to have her daughter taken away.
During the show’s first season in 2008, Manzo’s daughter, Lexi, then 12, required parental permission to join the cast. Both Manzo and her ex-husband gave their permission.
“My ex husband was well aware of Lexi’s involvement in the show,” Manzo told the mag. “She would often call him with details after a day of shooting.”
However once the show aired and her ex saw the content, he allegedly decided he wanted Lexi off the air. It was this moment, according to Manzo, when Staub began to spread malicious lies in an attempt to turn Lexi’s dad against the reality star.
“She told my ex’s family that I’d actually forged his signature on the contracts, which I did not,” Manzo said. “She knew she could work on his emotions, so she supplied him with every phone number of everybody he’d need to follow through with a lawsuit – contacts at Bravo, our production crew and her attorneys.”
Fortunately for Manzo, her ex-husband didn’t believe Staub’s tales and never went forward with filing a lawsuit.
“She thought more would come of it, like I could lose custody,” Manzo explained. “She just wanted to hurt me.”
Manzo said that Staub, 47, continued to spread lies about her and by the time they were filming the June 21 episode, she felt as if she had no choice but to quit the show.
“Now she’s telling people my ex-husband is suing me and that Bravo fired me because of that,” she claimed, adding that Staub has been spreading new lies that Manzo’s current husband, Tommy, left her and lives with a younger girlfriend.
“Tommy lives right here with me and is happy as a clam,” she said. “Things are better than ever.”
I reported a while back that this was the real reason that Caroline blew up at Joker Face during the reunion and said she would never forgive her. When Andy asked Joker Face why Caroline was so upset. Joker Face sat there playing dumb. But that was back then. Just recently during one of Joker Face’s angry Bravo blogs she dumped on all of her castmates and accused Dina of forging her ex’s signature. Her balls are getting bigger by the minute.
Although nothing came out of Joker Face’s evil plan to screw up Dina’s life. Dina still decided that it was time to make an exit (and I don’t blame her!) and get herself away from this weirdo and this low brow show.
And now on to Teresa . Dang! No wonder this chick had some much bling and nice shit. Her husband Juicy Joe was out forging signatures of his ex partner in crime on a mortgage loan document back in 2007 to get a hefty 1 million dollars and fund their over the top lifestyle and 20 room mansion. And now they even have the IRS and possibly the FBI watching The Real Fraud Housewives of New Jersey investigating Joe’s construction company and all their binezz. Here is the original article from NYPost: Joe Mastropole, who owned property with Joe Giudice, gave him a $586,000 loan secured by three East Orange, NJ, buildings. Giudice paid back only $300,000 with the balance due in December 2007.
UH-OH: “Real Housewives” star Teresa Giudice and husband Joe.
But Giudice forged Mastropole’s name on a June 2007 document saying the mortgage was paid, Mastropole charges in a lawsuit. The witnesses to Mastropole’s supposed signature were two of Giudice’s employees, court papers say.
Mastropole won an Oct. 23, 2009, judgment in his case, which is now in dispute because the Giudices filed for bankruptcy just days later. They left a trail of debt, including money owed on mortgages and to department stores and a fertility clinic.
The Giudices’ bankruptcy lawyer, James Kridel, admitted that Giudice signed the document, but said he did so with Mastropole’s permission.
Mastropole called that “a lie.”
Others have questioned whether the big-spending Giudices — who owned three homes and drove a Cadillac Escalade and a Maserati — are really broke.
“I think that Joe had numerous assets,” said Bob Kaslander, co-owner of Excelsior Lumber in Butler, NJ, who was stiffed $91,266. “I don’t think they’re bankrupt.”
The IRS is currently investigating Joe Giudice’s business interests, which included a stone and stucco company.
After The Post reported on the bankruptcy last month, Teresa Giudice blamed the action on the economic downturn and said the filing afforded the couple a “fresh start.”
I better take notes that if I ever decide to do scandalaous shit like forging documents to get a million dollars and laundering money in a construction company thats making fat wads of dirty cash during a recession, I shouldn’t be in a reality show flashing my dirty money when I haven’t washed it yet.
Behind all the governesses, private chefs, maids, private beauty salons and fabulous life. That former Real Housewife of Atlanta DeShawn Snow tried to sell us with her horse veneer smile of denial. There was some real wrong shit going on in her marriage.
Back in May Eric Snow served his wife of 12 years, DeShawn Snow with divorce papers. DeShawn’s husband Eric, was having an affair with a former Michigan State classmate named Marisela Alvarado. Who is also said to be preggers.
A source told Straight From The A that apparently when the cameras were rolling away so was Eric’s mouth . Eric seems to have that same disease Reverent Jimbo Bellino has of mouthing off at his wife. But this guy apparently was way worst from what the source spilled. According to he source he is a straight up cocky dipshit who would flirt with other women while on the phone in front of DeShawn . And she sat there looking like she is used to it. He would also verbally abuse DeShawn and belittle her as if no one was watching. Not only that, but also he was a straight up cheater that didn’t hide it from DeShawn. But she just dealt with it:
During the first season of the real housewives of Atlanta, Deshawns husband would be on camera talking to other women on the phone, flirting with other women and/or cursing her out all on camera as if no one was watching. A couple of times, the producers had to remind him that the cameras were recording.
Eric was extremely confident with his cheating, athlete wives deal with a lot of infidelity, but as you know, most of them dont care, or care but wont leave because they are scared some one else will get what they have, “the life” you know money, fancy living, all access and heart break.
But I’m happy for her. as you can tell, she has had low self esteem for quite some time. Her role on the housewives was basically non-existent, because she was trying to portray such an immaculate perception. When in all actuality she had the most blatantly f*cked up relationship.
Drama and real “Reality” is much more commercial/ popular/ entertaining on tv today, than people trying to be perfect. Even soap operas which did well in the early 90′s had drama. Dont think for one minute that these women/men who participate in these reality shows dont know that they are potentially going to be exposed. I bet she wishes she were still on the show now to remain relevant. Yes she will get a nice payoff, but a life of tv and entertainment not so much.
The Bravo folk had to remind him that he couldn’t be talking all that excessive crazy shit to DeShawn while the cameras were filming. Wait a minute .Then it must of been bad then. Because you know how Bravo is the Great Grand-Papi Pimp of all the famewhores and looves drama and insanity and if they weren’t down with putting that shit on the show then they must of being witnessing some seriously disturbing shit going on in that household.
And I thought this ho’ had a boring normal life. Maybe that’s why she was always overcompensating with all that extreme shopping and all those governesses and maids and blah blah blah so she could distract herself from Eric’s cheating and verbal bitch smacking.
And here’s the ho he left DeShawn for.
She is the next bitch to have her self steem ripped out of her asshole by Eric.
DeShawn should take all his money and charge him extra for every name calling and verbal abuse, cheating bullshit she had to put up with while married to his ass.
Alexis Bellino and her pimp husband were out boozing it and partying it up at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. on July 4th weekend. Supposedly those 2 dimwits left their 2 baby twins unattended in their stroller by the pool. REALLY?!! No seriously these two idiots left their 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? Was Bravo filming? I am having a hard time understanding this . Who the fuck leaves 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? But I guess in reality I shouldn’t even be surprised since we’re talking about these 2 wanna be famewhores who are more interested in chasing the cameras and their children are just accessories in the fucked up movie of their lives.
Were was the team of supernannies? I guess Alexis must of fired the Nannie team or something. Bitch needs to rehire those Nannies so they can watch those babies while her and Jimblob chase the Paps, since they’re incapable of watching their own children when there’s too many shinny items around distracting them.
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended … and it rolled into a pool — this according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA.According to multiple security officers on scene, the lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with one child still in it. Alexis’ husband dove in to save the other one. But Jim tells us a slightly different story — claiming, “There was no lifeguard needed or involved.”
We’re told both of the Bellino children are fine and didn’t need medical attention.
WOW! Jimbo is such a grateful Christian to say that there was no lifeguard needed. Asshole ! I bet he just says that, because HE KNOWS him and BeeJeebus Barbie were not paying attention to their parental duties and felt stupid. And I bet the lifeguards as well as everybody else was giving them dirty ass looks for not watching their own kids and being too busy in their drunk and famewhoring escapades. I bet Jimbo beat the BeeJeebus Barbie silicone out of Alexis that night . Because you know damn well he must of blamed her for that slip up.
Caroline is going through the empty nest syndrome. Poor Caroline! I am going through that shit already and my kid is only 15! I am going to drive her ass fucking crazy when she graduates and goes to college. Specially since her and my husband are both needy of me now. But when she moves out, I am going to become a needy bitch on her.
Did ya’ all see how when Caroline went to visit Jacquie she was all reaching for Jacqueline’s baby when he was in the stroller? Caroline wanted to steal that baby. Yeap, Caroline was thinking about stealing little Jacquie baby. Since she has no more babies ’cause they grew up . Then she stole the baby and ran out of Jacquie’s house . When her husband the God Father Al got home. He started asking her ass ‘what did you do?’ Give back the baby’ and Caroline was all crazy holding on to that baby as she climbed to the roof yelling ‘No my baby!’
HA HA HA HA!
After she found out that Kim D was inviting Joker Faces ‘enemies’ to her Walmart fashion show. Joker Face gets all offended and bend out of shape . She storms into the ‘ Posche’ store to confront Kim.
Donna the receptionist at Kim’s boutique didn’t jump up and down the minute Joker Face showed up and didn’t acknowledge Joker Face by playing a trumpet , pouring rose petals and bowing down to kiss Joker Face’s nasty ass feet .
Bitch needs to get over herself and realize the world doesn’t revolve around her. The receptionist was not being rude. But she also had no idea who crazy bitch Joker Face was. However, Joker Face just loves making up these delusions about people fucking with her all the time. But still,you could tell Donna couldn’t stand Joker Face , but who can blame her? Joker Face is a hideous, nasty rude bitch and anybody with a pulse can’t stand that beast so they’re natural instinct is to dislike that thing .
That woman never gave Joker Face the finger. But she should have. Joker Face storms out of the store and calls her little daughter to tell her about her grownup situations. Then she storms back in and barks at the receptionist in a snooty tone ’Hi, would you do me a favor and have Kim call me when she is back thank you!’ Donna yells ‘Didn’t catch your name!’. (This was in the Kim D interview I posted a few days ago!)
Once she got to speak to Posche Kim . Joker Face yelled at her for inviting the other ho’s and complains about Donna and accuses Kim D of instructing Donna to purposely be rude to Joker Face. Kim D was drunk off her ass already. Since that bitch starts drinking at 8am . And kicked Joker Face out of her store. Joker Face bitches and moans stating that she is never shopping at Kim D’s store again. Then she has the nerve to say that Kim D is gonna miss her money.
Wait a minute wasn’t this ho crying that she don’t have the money to even buy her kids school supplies? Or pay for the upkeep of her house? Boo, hoo bitch!! And dind’t she have a tab at Kim D’s store? That I bet she never ever paid! So I am sure Kim D don’t give a rat’s ass that ho’ don’t shop at her store no more. As a matter of fact I bet Kim D is glad, she got rid of that deadbeat. I be happy too, if got rid of some ho’ who owed me money on a tab at my store and didn’t pay it. Joker Face says she ain’t going to Kim D’s fashion show either . But changes her mind later on. Probably with the influence of Bravo.
Then the set up . Fucking shit this was a big set up. First we have Posche Kim who invites Joker Face to her fashion show event as well as the other house ho’s . I wonder how much Bravo is paying Kim to get all the bullshit set up. Then bitch puts Ashley on the fashion show to piss off Joker Face and sets up the table seating chart so that she is sitting getting hammered with Teresa and Jacquie while Joker Face is sitting on her own table right in front of them with the entourage of paid bitches that are hoping for a spot on Real Ho’ Wives .
Joker Face even had some napy-ass, hair homeless bitch with her, that she paid with half a sandwich and a cigarette butt she found under her car seat to pretend to be her friend. During the fashion show Joker Face decided to act rude and as if she wasn’t interested in the fashion show . So she used her Paris Hilton tricks and pretended to be on the phone the whole time. Even the bitches that were sitting with her thought she was a crazy ass rude bitch.
When Ashley came out to walk the faux run way . Joker Face started talking about herself calling herself ’Coke whore’. Who knows, maybe she was craving some coke and was gonna go coke whoring after the show.
Joker Face showed up with a different body guard this time. She tries to lie and say that she fired Chihuahua on Crack Danny . Because when they were at the Brownstone Danny was calling Christopher a ‘faggot’ and pulling all kinds of trailer park shenanigans . Yea right! Bitch expects us to believe that ,when she herself was being ghetto right next to that jack ass, laughing alongside him and encouraging him to ’cause shit. She just don’t want to admit she got into a fight with that turd and they no longer talk to each other. Just like everyone else she pisses off with her bullshit and they stop talking to her , after they realize how batshit crazy she is.
These bitches must really have nothing to do in this boring ass town of theirs. Why the fuck they go and ask God Mother Caroline if they should go to the fashion show when they’re saying they are trying to avoid the Joker Face drama and then go and show up and Teresa pokes the beast anyways ?
I think Teresa has that syndrome, that one fool that died had. You know that Australian dude that used to go around fucking with wild animals to see if he can instigate them and he eventually got killed by a stingray. What the fuck was his name? Oh yea, the Crocodile Hunter!
But anyways either Teresa has that same syndrome or Bravo slipped her a couple hundreds extra so she can pay her creditors and told her crazy ass to go start shit with Joker Face since Joker Face wasn’t really saying anything other than having her usual nasty attitude and being rude while the faux models walked their runway.
Suddenly Teresa calls Joker Face over to say ‘hello’. Jacquie was all willing to ignore that crazy ho and was surprised that suddenly for no reason Teresa wanted to say hello to Joker Face. Teresa tries to talk to Joker Face as if they’re cool .Joker Face tries to leave Kim G drags her over to Teresa and since Joker Face wants to be an asshole and tells Teresa to not call her ‘honey’ Teresa answers‘Is bitch better?’. And all of the sudden all hell breaks loose . HA HA HA HA!!! These Bitches are crazy.
Seriously if I can’t stand a bitch I am going to ignore her . But not Teresa! NO! She had to go stick her finger up that cocodrile’s bunghole to see what happens! She must of being bored that night! But I can understand. If I had a huusband who ran around doing his Tony Soprano shit all day and hung around with the other mafia thugs at the office above the Bada Bing while doing other ho’s from behind. I be bored too and be starting shit with other bitches just to make life a little more interesting ‘ and bearable till hubbie comes home wreaking like booze and other ho’s.
HA HA HA HA!!! I love it!!! Next episode it looks like Teresa is gona go after Joker Face and gets pushed by Joker Face’s new bodyguard plus all that scraping fiasco even the cops will show up.
