Teresa’s family must be ghetto ass fabu-scandalous because now the whole Bravo network is being chasing them around with a net, trying desperately to get them on the train wreck. This time  Teresa’s cousin Katherina Wakile was approached by the network. This caused Teresa to get out of her cage and start flipping them tables . Here what   Radaronline posted earlier:

 “Teresa isn’t happy that her family is being asked to join the cast,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She feels as if her entire familyis being approached to be a part of the show.”

The source also mentioned that Teresa has yet to sign her contract for next season.When asked for comment, a rep for Bravo said, “We haven’t announced anything regarding casting.” A rep for Teresa did not return a request for comment.

Also her huusband Barney Devito got out of jail around 6 am today.Reporters were there nice and early to harass him and he barked at them: ‘ GET OUT OF HERE!’. In a tough New Joysey Italian Mobster accent. Click here for video from Radaronline.

 Barney Devito also got his licence suspended for 2 years by a judge for being a stupid ass and drinking after he crashed his SUV into a tree . Wink, wink.

But guess what?! Barney is making the best out of the situation! Just like he said jail was a vacation he is now going to be driving this stylish supped up, mobster chopper below. This amazing machine was tailored made for his height by Pimp My Ride Mafia.It even has an am radio and everything! And not only that, but also, Barney looks like he is losing some weight. And only after  a couple of days  of pedaling uphill!  He is even getting ready for Halloween. Even thought he lost weight he still has a giant balloon head. 

Thanks emr3857 for the links!

Teresa Giudice was busy hosting her table flipping contest this past Saturday as posted by TMZ. That the bitch must of found herself a younger Sancho or something. And forgot to visit her husband Barney Devito while he is locked up.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

A source told RadarOnline.com that Joe’s parents Filomena and Francesco visited their son on Tuesday but there has been no sign of Teresa yet. While there was another visitor that arrived with his parents, the source said the unidentified visitor was a male.PHOTOS: Real Housewives Boob Jobs

“His parents have been really down about Joe being in jail,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline.com.

 Joe is allowed three guests for one hour during 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. twice a week. His next visiting day is Sunday.

The family source also told RadarOnline.com that Teresa is leaving Thursday for Raleigh, NC, for a book signing and is planning on another work-related trip on Saturday.

The funniest shit is that the place that booked her to do the table flipping contest is called ‘Funkey Monkey’. They must be reading the blogs, it’s all I gotta say!

Thanks to my readers for the heads up on this gossip!

Daniel Aguilar the ex drug dealer who was screwed over by  Joker Face  when a drug deal went wrong  that landed Aguilar in prison for 9 years. While the Joker walked away laughing after snitching on everybody, is now talking about how this ho’ bag almost got killed by his men for being nothing but a ‘Prostitute and a bitch’. Ooh! dumb ass Joker Face, sounds just like her to hang around drug dealers who couldn’t give 2 shits about her life.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

The man who knew Danielle Staub as a hooker in Miami – before she was famous – has claimed a drug cartel wanted the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dead after a botched drug deal.

Daniel Aguilar was questioned under oath in a marathon deposition in Diamond Bar, California last month, in association with a slander suit against the star filed by her ex-husband Kevin Maher.

In explosive testimony, obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Aguilar recounted how in the 1980s the mother-of-two — then a prostitute, known as Angela Minelli — became involved with the notorious Medellin Cartel, which was run by criminal leader Pablo Escobar.

She was introduced to the organized network of drug suppliers and smuggled by Aguilar, who was an “enforcer” of the clan.

He said Staub would often do drugs at his safe house – a haven of “drugs, weapons, cash” – including marijuana cigarettes that she’d “sprinkle” with cocaine.

Aguilar saw her do “more than 50 or 100 times,” he told authorities.

“We became intimate friends… she would do her drugs… and sometimes I’d wonder was she hanging out for the drugs, which most girls back then did,” he stated, in the documents.

In his deposition, Aguilar recalled how Staub soon went from dabbling in drugs to wanting to sell them, which led to her becoming a marked target for his cartel.

He said, “She started talking about, you know, ‘I need to get money. I need money to do things.

“So she came to me and she says, ‘I have this guy and he wants to buy big weight… four kilos of cocaine.”

But the deal went bad when the $100,000 worth of cocaine was stolen during the transaction, leaving an infuriated Staub to claim she had been “ripped off”.

Aguilar recounted, “Even my men were saying, ‘We should just kill her. Get her out of the way. She’s nothing but a prostitute and a b**ch.’”

Aguilar said he saved her from likely death after pleading with drug kingpins to ‘find out what happened here’.

“I cared about this woman at the time and I believed her at this point,” he said.

“I didn’t want her life to end… I still thought that it was going to work out.”

Ultimately, the FBI arrested Aguilar and he was spent nine years in prison after being convicted of extortion and intent to distribute cocaine.

Staub, however, cooperated with prosecutors and was spared jail in exchange for five years probation and mandatory cocaine testing.

“I was told by my people that she was dead,” Aguilar said, in the deposition, “My people are my cartels.”

When asked how he interpreted that, he said: “Her life was about to end.”

“(I’m told) she’s flipping (and) turned federal witness… that’s when my people wanted her dead; they had called me weak for letting her live… (and) they told me, we should have had her dead to begin with.”

According to Aguilar, he footed $100,000 in order to save Staub’s life – a fee he now wants her to payback.

“What I did was to protect her, protect me,” he said.

As RadarOnline.com revealed, Staub and her ex-husband were involved in failed settlement talks Wednesday.

Maher is suing Staub for $5 million over her accusations that he raped her on broken glass and hanged her dog.

The matter is now headed to a February trial where Aguilar, a witness for Maher, is almost certain to be questioned about the reality television star’s sordid past, again.

He said: “Ain’t nobody that stupid enough to make themselves publicly known after doing what they did.”

I agree with Aguilar on that one. You gotta be a stupid pendejo to go on national TV after doing all these prostitution whoring shenanigans.

Thanks emr2857 for the link

I knew it! Everyone’s being emailing me while I was at my day job about Simon Barney. Tamra Barney’s ex-husband or soon to be ex-fuck or whatever the crap he is of hers, getting arrested on domestic violence.  That fucker always looked all agro, like he has some anger control violent problems against women and Tamra looves to push his buttons by being super annoying and obnoxious. So, it was a perfect recipe for a nice pot of trailer park, flavored, domestic violence  soup in that bullshit marriage that came crumbling down like a shit-valanche.

Check out this article below,from the OC Register looks like they got their story from the Police dept.

LADERA RANCH – The husband of one of the reality show stars of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” was taken into custody early Tuesday morning on suspicion of throwing a dog leash at his wife, authorities said.

Simon Robert Barney, who is divorcing reality show star Tamra Barney, was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence, after she alleged that he threw the retractable leash at his wife, said Jim Amormino, spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.

The plastic-encased leash hit Barney’s estranged wife, Amormino said.

Deputies were called to Ash Hollow Trail at 8:49 p.m. Monday shortly after the incident occurred, according to Sheriff’s Department records.

Simon Barney was at the Ladera Ranch home taking care of the couple’s dog when Tamra Barney arrived, Amormino said. The couple’s 10-year-old son opened the door, and as she walked in, according to officials, Simon Barney threw the plastic retractable leash.

“She said it was going toward her head,” Amormino said. “She threw her hands up to protect herself.”

The leash hit her wrist, he said.

Simon Barney left the home and the reality show star contacted deputies.

Later Monday night, deputies made contact with the 46-year-old man elsewhere, where he was taken into custody because of an emergency protective order, Amormino said.

He was booked into Men’s Central Jail and is being held in lieu of $10,000 bail.

Amornino said he is not sure what caused the argument between the two. Tamra Barney says she filed paperwork for a restraining order against her estranged husband Tuesday at Lamoreaux Justice Center in Orange.

Simon Barney is expected to appear in court Wednesday.

Later on today. This miserable turd was released on bail . Here is the original article from Radaronline:

The husband of Real Housewife of Orange County star Tamra Barney was released from jail on Tuesday afternoon following an arrest for alleged domestic violence.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Simon Barney was released on an undisclosed bail amount from the Orange County Jail at 2:29 p.m.

Tamra’s 46-year-old estranged husband was taken into custody at 12:30 a.m. Tuesday morning after she claimed he threw and hit her with a retractable dog leash while at their Ladera Ranch, CA home.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the couple’s 10-year-old son Spencer opened the door for Tamra and as she walked inside the house Simon allegedly threw the plastic retractable leash, which hit her wrist.

Simon was allegedly upset with Tamra because she planned a birthday party for one of their children at her new house. Although she invited Simon, he was angry and felt the party should have been held at a “neutral” location.

I heard from some inside sources that Tamra is filing a restraining order against Simon asap because of this dog leash business. And that the children (and Simon of course) will not be allowed to be filmed  on the show. Only Tamra, her new boy toy Eddie Judge and Tamra’s grown son Ryan that’s it! So we won’t be seeing the dog leash beating. Also I heard from a source of a source a while ago that Simon has slapped Tamra before. Those were inside people that know Tamra but all I know is what I heard I can’t confirm one way or another.

Thanks to all my readers that posted and emailed me the links!

Click here for an update of a video posted yesterday of Tamra and Eddie going to court to file restraining order .

Joe Giudice aka Barney Devito, turned himself into jail yesterday and says that jail is a piece of cake. He was calling that shit a big ole’ vacation and says he don’t give a shit he had to go to jail.  Barney says it’s all good ’cause he is gonna be selling his story to the mags so bring it on. Barney Devito has the positive attitude about jail that many of our career criminals such as thugs, bikers, trailer park loosers with no job, drug dealers, gang members and of course Mafia criminals would have about doing time in the clink. It’s a good thing and a valuable skill that the Mafia teaches their thugs about being positive while vacationing in jail.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

The husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice — who turned himself in to jail Monday, as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported — has brashly told family and friends the slammer is just like a “vacation”.

 The beefcake dad of four was sentenced to the next 10 days in the slammer for driving with a suspended license but he is supposedly looking at his time in the pokey as a paradise.

 “He doesn’t care if he goes to jail because he said then he gets paid because the magazines will want his story,” a source told RadarOnline.com.

 “He said he’ll be on vacation and getting paid at the same time.”

Said the source: “He is not bothered by it at all. He doesn’t care about going to jail. It’s absolutely no big deal for him.”

Thanks emr2857 for the link.

Joker Face is also part of the dead beat club of bitches that don’t like to pay their bills on time .  Life & Style  posted earlier today that around 11 this morning Joker Face woke up to the Repo man taking her Rover. Joker Face pleaded with the Repo man trying to work something out. She probably even offered to give them a blow job with her lizardy dried up prune lips . But the Repo men were there to do their job and not to get corpse crotch herpes from some 60 year old retired prostitution whore. So they turned her down for the BJ’s and took her Rover anyways. Here is the original article by Life & Style:

Looks like Teresa Giudice isn’t the only member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey facing some serious monetary problems. Life & Style has exclusively learned that at approximately 11am EST this morning, Danielle Staub’s Range Rover was repossessed from the house where she has been staying.

“You should have seen the begging,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “Danielle pleaded with the repo guys but they had their job to do, and they did it.”

It’s been a struggle for Danielle ever since the court took control of her final checks earned from Bravo’s hit series The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She fell behind on her car payments and has been left penniless.

  Thanks to  Sierra for the link.

Back on Wednesday Barney Devito got sentenced to 10 days in jail by  a judge and his sentence starts next week . He was also fined $1000.00 and his licence will be suspended another year. All this shit storm he is going through is because of being a dumb ass and driving drunk with a suspended licence back in January.  From Radaronline:

In January, he was charged with driving under the influence after crashing his car into a telephone pole in Montville Township, New Jersey. He was taken to the hospital and then released to the police due to outstanding warrants. In March, he was fined $864, had his license revoked for 12 months, and was sentenced to 30 days of community service.

Thank Wax Diva and emr2857 for the heads up!

Wow it also caught up to her. It seems that now even the God Mother is tired of Teresa’s crazy bitch drama.  I believe it. Remember the reunion ? She was about to get up and woop both Teresa and Jacquie for hugging on Joker Face’s scary ass. An insider  told Radaronline:

“Caroline is not talking to Teresa, …She feels that Teresa has gotten to carried away with everything and she is just aggravated with her”

These 2 already bashed each other on their Bravo blogs also here is Teresa talking shit about how Caroline was being a bitch during the Italy trip:

“I don’t know why Caroline was so crabby. I know she was sick before we left and in pain, but she could have stayed home like Dina. What did she think it was going to be like with 20 people and babies? It wasn’t a romantic honeymoon for her and Albert. I don’t know why that shocked her. And I’m sorry she felt uncomfortable when we were all speaking Italian, but hello, it’s Italy! Her Italian grandfather might not have taught her Italian, but I think she’s had plenty of time over the years to learn it if she wanted to!”

 And here is Caroline expressing how she feels about Teresa’s neanderthal ass jumping up on Joker Face and flinging  Andy  like a piece of monkey poo:

“First things first. I expected yelling, screaming, and tears. I NEVER expected Andy to get tossed like a rag doll. I was in complete shock when that happened. Actually, I had to compose myself because I wanted to cry. Seriously, I did. When Teresa jumped off the couch and approached Danielle it was literally within the first ten minutes of filming. The only thing going through my mind at that moment, beyond the obvious WTF is going on, was that I couldn’t sit through hours and hours of this. If this is happening now, what’s it going to be like when we get to the real issues? Thank God it never got to that level again, it was an ugly moment. Ugly, ugly, ugly.”

  See this happens in all the mafia movies. They always got one asshole who gets too carried away and careless, by not disposing of the dead bodies properly  and just doesn’t give a shit and gets cocky and sloppy and calls too much attention bringing the heat on the  other Mafiosos .  Just like the character named Nicky that Joe Pesci played in “Casino” whom they had to ‘whack’ later for being too stupid to be a gangsta.

 Thanks emr2857 for the link.

The Salahi’s or Salami’s (like some of my readers like to call them)  the favorite ass clowns of the Real Housewives Of DC.  Seem to be on some kind of fucked up roller coaster of  delusion, were they believe that they don’t have to pay their bills because they are special or some shit. I noticed other bitches who are raging famewhores suffer from this same delusion. I’m looking at Teresa Giudice and Lynne Curtin and I know there’s other ho’s I forgot to mention.

But anyways a couple of days ago some chick named    Sharlene Martin       emailed me  so that I would put a link to the Salami’s book of lies and I would get a free e-copy well I got the copy as they promised. Now after I make sure they didn’t put a virus on that shit I’m gonna download it and per my reader Aguardiente’s suggestion we’re all gonna read that shit and clown on those two dumb asses,  then we’re gonna tear the book up and use the pages as rolling papers so that we can smoke some good ‘Yerba’. That’s what I’m talking about!

Two of my readers Waxdiva and emr2857 have been emailing me some links to Michaele’s claims that she has been battling Multiple Sclerosis for 17 years and this is the reason she weights 12 pounds.

Now I don’t about diseases like these but my reader Wax Diva made an interesting point in her email to me, about how people who have this sort of disease have difficulty and extreme pain when they are really battling a serious disease such as this one. Which makes it questionable for Skelet Skank to have the type of energy that a crackhead collecting her fix  for the next 2 week crank binge, would have while hopping around at a meth lab. I hope for her own sake that Skelet Whore Michaele is telling the truth but I also have a feeling this bitch is full of shit . Just a feeling I have. Click here for an interview of this ho’ bag with Fox News regarding her MS claims.

The Salami’s are also guilty of not paying a plastic surgeon who injected Skelet Whore’s face with embalming fluid to fill in her laugh lines. Dr. Navin Singh states that these fucktards ripped him off for 500 dollars he told Radaronline:

“She had a balance, she told us she’d call it in and we tried to politely call her back, [saying] ‘Hey, do you want to give us that credit card number?’ 

“She said, ‘Oh, I don’t have that credit card, I’ll call it in’, and she didn’t.

After the doctor made that statement, the Salami’s payed. Or better, yet didn’t pay their errand bitch to go accuse the doctor of sucking at his job and to  lie for them by stating this bullshit:

 ”Michaele is saddened that Dr. Singh is fabricating that another $500 is owed now, one and a half years later,”

“She was never told of any money owed to Dr. Singh and he was paid in full $1200 over a year ago. The procedure was a disaster and if he had performed properly Michaele would not be looking at doing something in the near term.”

“Clearly this is just another attempt for someone to get media attention by fraudulent additional billing since Michaele is on television on a regular basis,”

 The media is giving exactly what Singh wants — and that’s free advertising.”

 The Doctor says that the fucktards Salahi’s are a couple of deadbeats and fat mouths:

“She was a nice, presentable person.”

“We didn’t know her and didn’t know her to be a celebrity and she wasn’t famous at that point so when there was no payment we called her back a couple times.”

 ”I wouldn’t want to treat her; I think at this point she’s not the sort of patient that I would want in my practice.”

 The Salahi’s seem to get on everyone’s last nerve that now even Bravo cut their asses loose for being the turds in the soup; resulting in the show not being a big hit with viewers. Here is the original article from Popeater:

Michaele and Tareq Salahi’s fifteen minutes of fame may be up now that I’ve learned publicly-annoyed Bravo has decided not to invite the White House party crashers back to tape another season of ‘The Real Housewives Of DC.’released this statement to PopEater: “Bravo [has] consistently and repeatedly stated to the Salahis and their representatives that they were free to speak to press, law enforcement, Congress and anyone else about attending the State Dinner. Indeed, they have given multiple press interviews on that very subject.”

“The DC show is the only show in the entire franchise that isn’t a true hit,” an insider tells me. “And the Salahi’s are the biggest reason for that. At first, execs thought they struck gold with all the attention the couple got over the White House dinner. But now they realize not all press is good press and this couple’s involvement in the show has turned more viewers off than on.”
Sources tell me the couple’s behavior on camera hasn’t upset Bravo executives as much as their behavior off camera. First the Salahi’s refused to show up for the launch party, then they had the nerve to throw their own competing party and ask guests to pay to attend.

But the final straw came to light just this week, when the couple claimed (in a new book about them) that their “iron-clad” contract with Bravo doesn’t allow them to talk about the White House-crashing incident to the media. Of course, they’ve never been shy about talking-up the scandal (except for when Tareq clammed up at a Congressional hearing!) and famously spoke to Matt Lauer about it just days after the State Dinner.

This angered Bravo so greatly that they

Boom! It was a stinging rebuke of their own employees and a sure sign the network is wiping their hands of them. Other members of the Bravo family agree.

“At this point, they are an embarrassment to the ‘Housewife’ franchise,” one fellow Bravo housewife tells me. “They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she’ll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention.”

I say goodbye and consider this my pledge to (hopefully!!!) never write about them again.

The God Mother Caroline Manzo who previously stated she didn’t want to be involved in any of the drama that has to do with Joker Face . Is now involved in testifiying against the Joker in the 5 million dollar defamation lawsuit Joker Face’s ex Kevin Maher bitched slaped  her with. Joker Face says she is not backing down. And  will be sending one of her many victim personalities to play victim in a video deposition, where she will be putting on an award winning performance where she will describe how her ex raped her on a bed of broken glass and then killed her dog and also stuck a gun in her va- jay-jay.

Here is the original  article from Radaronline:

At one point during her deposition, Manzo recounted the tales Danielle told her about her sordid married past in which Danielle claimed to have hid from Maher in a tree, claimed she was forced by him into prostitution, and how she feared for her life.

“She depicted him as a monster,” Manzo recalled during her July 22 deposition. “She depicted him as someone who would beat her daily, as someone that put her in the hospital due to the beatings, I want to say on more than one occasion.”

Manzo was deposed on behalf of Maher in an effort to help prove his defamation claim against Danielle. Maher claims the former Real Housewife of New Jersey star made damning allegations to other people about him, including that he raped her on broken glass, hanged or shot her dog, and that he inserted a gun into her and played Russian roulette.

Under oath, Manzo recalled statements allegedly made by Danielle and they appear to confirm Maher’s claims. “She told a story about being raped on broken glass. One incident, she said that he shot her dog. And then another incident she claimed that he hanged her dog. I’m confused as to whether this all was at the same moment of the rape on the glass with the dog, and inserted a pistol up her vagina and played like a Russian roulette.”

Manzo continued, “She claimed to have been hiding in a tree at some point, afraid that when he came home he would find her and beat her. She claimed to be the victim of prostitution due to his demands, that he put her into that world, again depicting him as an absolute monster. And the only reason she stayed with him, because she feared for her life if she left.”

“Again it was just a picture of an absolute monster, that she was under his control… anything that she did during the course of her relationship with Kevin Maher was not of her own freewill; it was more or less a domineering person.”

Danielle has filed a motion with the court to dismiss the case which will be heard on September 27.

Thanks to EMR3857 for the links.