We haven’t heard from this ho’ for a while.  Gretchen Rossi is in the news again this time her ex-boyfriend Jay Photoglou who is supposedly not her ex-boyfriend won another law suit against her skanky ass. And instead of Gretchen not paying him the check and making it out to the tax board, she is making the check out to Jay Photoglou this time. So Karma still kicked her in the ass. Radaronline has a picture of the check for $22,375.05.

This ho’ better hurry up and kick what’s his face. That bum she sleeps with. Oh yea, Slade Slimey she better kick that duffus to the curb. ‘Cause pretty soon or this may have happened already. Her punk ass is gonna run out of money and if she hangs around broke ass Slimey too long letting him milk of her gold digger teetie she may end up too methed out and haggard to snag another suga pappi .And you know how they like  their ho’s young. But then again that fugly scare-ho’ Lauri Peterson got her self married to that douche with cash. George Peterson and that bitch looks like a mummified piece of beef jerky that was left in the 110 degree Nevada desert, in the summer, to rot while wearing a wig. And George still found her sexy .  So there may be hope for Gretchie.

Thanks to ‘emr’ for emailing the link.

Well it seems that the Salahi’s have writen a tell all book . Were I imagine they are trying to explain away their insanity shenanigangs including how they jumped the fence to crash the White House 2009 party. Someone by the name of Sharlene Martin emailed me  the announcement including a widget and offered to send me a copy of these fucktard’s book if I link to my blog to help promote it.

 For the benefit of getting material to clown on these fucktards I’m posting this widget. I wonder if  that chick that emailed me the widget knows I will be clown stomping  Philsburry Dough boy and Skelet-Skank for the price of posting their widget here.  Below is the email this Sharlene Martin chick emailed me. Check this shit out:

Dear Real Faux Housewives:

As a pop culture writer, I wanted to make you aware that the highly anticipated book, CIRQUE DU SALAHI,by investigative journalist Diane Dimond, will be available on Wednesday, September 15 at Amazon.   There is no more controversial couple in America than the Salahis and this book spares no details and finally sets the record straight.

On Thursday evening at 8pm ET (9/16), Martin Literary Management will sponsor a live Virtual Book Chat  with Tareq and Michaele Salahi moderated by Diane Dimond.  It’s an opportunity for your readers to ask questions of the Salahis directly, live and in real time!  This free event is limited to the first 1000 people who sign up for it and will continue for four consecutive weeks.

We’d love for you to promote this Virtual Book Chat  to your readership, and as such would be happy to send you a complimentary copy of Cirque Du Salahi for a review.  All you need do is add the promotional widget on your site. All the details are at www.VirtualBookChat.com where you can also link the book trailer, photos, and registration for the Virtual Book Chat.

Once the widget is added to your page,  (should you have any technical issues, please contact support@virtualbookchat.com) email me your mailing address so I can thank you by sending you a copy of the book once it becomes available on Wednesday.

Thank you in advance for your participation.

So is this mean that the Salahi’s payed some journalist a good rubber check to make it seem like they’re just a misunderstood couple of lovable turds that are nice people who  don’t pay anybody that does any services for them ever and bully their way into White House parties they weren’t invited to while costing somebody their job . Blah blah blah.

What I want to ask Pillsbury Dough boy is if he has to tie Skelet Skank’s dress to her horse’s ass dingleberry’s to keep her from getting carried away by high winds. You know this could be a real problem to  a ho’ that’s being  snorting  meth for many decades resulting in her emancipated , dry bone, weight of 12 pounds with clothes on.

This Bitch is gonna fit right into the mess that is the Real House Skanks Of NJ . It seems that all these House Ho’s are cut from the same cloth when it comes to paying their bills. Just like Teresa, her sister in law Melissa Gorga, is also working on building a  multimillion dollar debt of her own. Maybe to compete with Teresa, who knows. Melissa Gorga and her husband Giuseppe owe a Boonton company  50k for sprinkler work for a rental apartment complex . Back in January 2008, the Gorgas agreed to pay 260k to this sprinkler company after receiving a 1 million dollar loan to pay   for sprinkler and alarm work and other projects for their rental properties . But when it came time to pay they never paid the rest of the money after racking up more free work from the poor sucker sprinkler company.

 Here is the original article:

The reportedly newest addition to Real Housewives of New Jersey is making news even before she joins the crew of the reality TV show.

Melissa Gorga, the sister-in-law of RHONJ cast member Teresa Giudice, owes a Boonton sprinkler company $50,000 for work on an apartment complex in Paterson, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Superior Court in Morris County.

Gorga initially reneged on an agreement to pay nearly $300,000 for the installation of a fire sprinkler and alarm system at a Paterson apartment complex, the complaint said. The complaint accuses Gorga, her husband Guiseppe and their business, Gorga Enterprises Inc. of breach of contract and unjustly enriching themselves by misdeeds, among other things, by failing to pay for work performed by Bravante Automatic Sprinkler Corp.

The Gorgas had a $260,000 contract with Bravante for a fire suppression system at 10-28 Courtland St. in Paterson in January 2008 and another contract for nearly $17,000 the following month for an alarm monitoring system, according to the complaint.

By Aug. 22, 2008, Gorga paid only $44,000 on the fire sprinkler contract and $3,000 on the alarm monitoring contract, the suit said. On that same day, Bravante filed a construction lien against them with the Passaic County Clerk’s Office.

The Gorgas owned up to part of a settlement agreement, the complaint said. They paid $191,000 of the tab by July 1, 2009, but they didn’t pony up $50,000 they agreed to turn over when they received a $1 million bank loan for the project, according to the complaint. By then, Bravante had performed more work totaling $21,909, the complaint said.

Melissa Gorga, who is married to Giudice’s brother Giuseppe, is reportedly replacing cast member Dina Manzo, who left the show mid-season this year.

One of my readers Waxdiva. Was doing some snooping and found some interesting stuff about Melissa Gorga and her husband Giuseppe.It seems that these fucks may or may not be having some foreclosure problems and what not. Click here to check this out . It’s one of their rental properties in a ghetto ass Patterson neighborhood that may be getting foreclosed on. This is the one involved in the lawsuit with the sprinkler company!

Melissa also has a long history with Facebook hate messaging Teresa over their never ending feuds. Melissa says that Teresa who brags that she does everything herself is in reality a  a lazy spoiled ho’ that has her  mother at her disposal to babysit her children and clean house while she runs around yelling ‘Channel!’. I kinda figured that since it is known that both Barney Devito’s parents and her parents also live in that monster  funeral home with Teresa and Barney.

She also accuses Teresa of treating Melissa and her husband who is Teresa’s brother like gutter scum outsiders. On one occasion Melissa brought some Christmas cookies to Teresa’s house and the next day when Melissa showed up. Teresa was all yelling at her bitching over the cookies she brought over the previous day and telling her the cookies she brought sucked and she threw them in the trash. What a rude ass bitch.

Finds it amazing how you can bring Christmas cookies to someones house, then go back there again the next day after Christmas b/c of a different celebration, and the woman of the house picks up some cookies and says to you, “these are the k…ind of cookies I like, when you come to my house bring these cookies, I threw out the ones that you brought, did you get them from A & P” a supermarket”, NO I replied, I got them from Corrados, an excellent Italian shop, that we all know and love. And I’m pregnant so those caught my eye and I bought them, then she replied, “I threw them in the garbage I don’t like those kinds of cookies” NOTE TO SELF: I should have said, ” Well they are better then the NOTHING THAT YOU BRING TO MY HOUSE EVERY EASTER!! How can someone be so rude, and always want to attack someone else, what could it be, HMMMMM! I think I might know but I wont go there. I think some people need to come back to plant earth, Oh I forgot, she also let everyone know Last night, AND I QUOTE ” I AM A CELEBRITY” I’ve been quiet for so long but now you’ve pushed me right over the edge! RIGHT OVER IT!!” “I agree I hate when people say I don’t need a nanny I do everything myself, & their mother is there everyday!!!!”

After getting fired from Bravo for being a dangerous psychopath. Joker Face decided to move out of the delapitated, dog feeces infested, hide out ,we saw her living in during the filming of the show and brags that she now lives in Manhatan. Joker Face also acts all stupid when they ask her if her and so called lesbian booty call for this month Lori Michaels are bumping fuglys togueter she just answers all shady, just like a creepy bitch like herself would. She is also trying to desperately pitch her own reality spin wreck to other networks. Here is what she told Eonline:

Danielle Staub has left the building.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star tells me she’s moved out of the house and town where she and her daughters lived while filming the Garden State reality show…

“I’m in New Jersey right on the water but I live probably about 40 minutes away from them,” she said, referring to her Housewives enemies costars. “It was two days after the reunion. I got up and I left.

“My view is of Manhattan,” she added. “I go to sleep and wake up to Manhattan every day.”

And while she doesn’t exactly say it, it sounds like she may be waking up to Lesbian Superstar Lori Michaels every day, too. “We’re together every day, all day,” Staub said. “Her whole family is now an extension of my whole family. Her family is with my kids right now…So we’re close.”

Staub declines to call Michaels her girlfriend, but smiled, “Even Helen Keller can see from our pictures what we are.”

Could a wedding be in their future? “I don’t know if I want to get remarried right now, but eventually,” she said. (FYI: Gay marriage is legal in N.J.)

The two met a couple of years ago during a gay pride event. The rest of their story, Staub hopes, will be told in a new reality show she is currently pitching to networks.

Nothin’ says love like a reality show.

Also a few days ago this crazy bitch was all pissed off after Bravo comfirmed they fired her ass and went on a bitch rampage thrashing the other house ho’s.  She called Teresa Giudice an ‘Ape from Planet of the Apes’. She also says that Barney loves his strippers and accuses Teresa of not keeping Barney happy in the bedroom and that’s why he chases other ho’s. Here is the original article from Radaronline:

Danielle Staub has officially left the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but she is still in fighting mode about her former cast mates.

RadarOnline.com has exclusive excerpts from her first post-show interview, with Steppin’ Out Magazine, including why she thinks Teresa looks like a character from Planet of the Apes!

“She needs a hairline revision,” Staub told editor Chaunce Hayden. “Planet of the Apes has nothing on her!”

Staub added, “She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like? It’s got to be out of control.”

Here’s a taste of Staub’s comments.

On Teresa’s Husband Joe Having An Affair

“I would not doubt that for a second. I hear that all the time. I was hearing those rumors before we even taped the show. Joe loves his strippers. Maybe that’s another reason Teresa hates me. She forgets I used to be a stripper. I’m not a stripper anymore. Don’t hate us all.

“If she was making Joe happy maybe he wouldn’t have to go some place else. I don’t know what goes on in their bedroom, but from what I’ve seen, Teresa is not exactly a turn on. Her forehead is disturbing. But it’s not even about her looks.

“Her personality and lack of compassion is what makes her ugly. It’s the way she speaks to her husband and overindulges her children is what makes her ugly. She’s teaching her children to be just like she is. Look at her kids. They’re gorgeous little girls, but their attitudes only show disrespect. I don’t care of that. I feel bad for them. They’re learning what they live.

“The mother is teaching them they are too good for everything except being treated like princesses. But it’s not reality. Teresa, you’re 11 million dollars in debt. How much of a princess can your kids be? Make them work. Give them structure. Her children want to be told what’s wrong and what’s right. They need boundaries and structure. That’s what I do for my kids. I give them structure and boundaries.”

On Teresa’s Husband Being Drunk and a Liar

“I said this from the beginning: In time everyone will be exposed. I don’t have to say anything. They’re exposing themselves. Dina is a liar. She lies and all the others swear to it. It’s almost as believable as Teresa’s husband Joe getting drunk after he had his car accident because he needed to calm his nerves. I’m very passionate about not letting him get away with that. I don’t think drunk driving is anything to be made light of. Bravo glorified it and that makes me sick.

“When Andy Cohn brought that up at the reunion and after Teresa told that crazy story he said, “Oh I can believe that.” Um… really? He smashed his car and Teresa claims ten of them shared just one bottle of wine. Meanwhile have you ever seen them without a glass of wine in their hands? But this one time they split one bottle of wine and Joe got drunk after he smashed into a telephone pole. Really?

“I’m not allowing Joe to get away with it. My daughter is getting her drivers license and I’m not going to let people like Bravo, Joe, and Teresa get her killed because they think it’s funny to drive drunk. That’s not going to happen. Joe is a liar and shame on Bravo for supporting him. Joe was drunk when he hit that telephone pole… Every single scene those women are in they’re drinking alcohol. Do you see me drinking? No. Because I have to drive. And I have a much better time when I’m sober.”

RadarOnline.com will have more of Staub’s shocking and revealing interview in which she also slams the Manzo sisters and dishes the dirt on the celebrities that she’s hooked up with!

 It’s funny how she calls Teresa an Ape with no forehead and shit. This is coming from a used up, dried up, coke whore who’s eyebrows look like they have been kept hostage, just like her children have and are trying to escape her psycho clown insanity.

Kim Granny-Tell , is the stench that keeps on lingering like rotted fish, long after the trash of the Labor Day wild weekend got taken out. The season is over and this bitch is still hanging around. Specially since now that Teresa may leave and Joker Face getting fired there is room for her skank ass for a spot on the train wreckage of hell. Desperate for Bravo to pick her saggy ass up, she has been going on a promotional fame whoring viral campaign . And along for the ride  her boy-toy Tom Murro , has been keeping bloggers  updated with a trail of Kim’s   shenanigans of Attention-Whore Desperation . 

First some misterious  nauseating bikini pictures  of Kim appeared  and supposedly  this Tom  dude  is a journalist and he was taking the pictures while spending the Labor Day weekend together with Kim at some private beach club in Long Branch NJ and he brags about how he enjoyed ‘private cabana, martini’s, massages and sunny weather’. Tom Murro has been enjoying all these perks and Granny gets off on the fact he is hanging around her along for the ride.

 It seems that Kim Granny-Tell’s new boy-ho’  been keeping everyone updated on Kim’s attempts at pissing off the Housewives by showing off how wealthy she is and the other bitches are broke ass posers that can’t even afford a younger boy-toy who’s willing to act as an accomplice to Kim Granny-Tells schemes.

She even went on a good Samaritan mission by showing up at some ghetto Pay less shoe store and buying some poor kids shoes and backpacks to go back to school. Damn she is trying desperately  hard. I wonder if those kids and their parents weren’t even really poor. They probably just showed up to get their free shoes and school supplies ’cause they heard this desperate bitch was coming throwing money around.  I don’t blame them.

 Next attention whore desperate and successful attempt at some attention came when she started some shit with Jersey Shore’s hooligan ‘The Situation’.  I guess this ho’ wants to have her gigolo Tom Murro arm wrestle The Situation. Check out her Instigation Tweets:

1. Fashion Week bound with Deborah Gregory & Beverly Johnson. Come on Situation, don’t chicken out on me! Afraid? less than 20 seconds ago via TweetToGo
2. Come on Situation, we are waiting!! Don’t worry, we can handle you guys!! Pilates-my version of your gym pays off. Check TMZ out today!! 6:41 AM Sep 8th via web
3. Seriously, you must do Arm Wrestlingwith Tom Murro & I will bob for pickes with Snooki. Have your people call my people. 1:48 PM Sep 7th via web
4. Hey Situation, the Instigation wants to have a POW WOW with you. Come On!! I also do GTL, but mine is Gym, Terrorizing, & Laundry!!! Yes!!! 1:42 PM Sep 7th via web
5. spent the day with Tom Murro in downtown Paterson at “Payless” buying shoes and backpacks for children of the less fortunate. 4:06 PM Sep 6th via web
6. at The Jersey Shore hanging out at the private Beach Club in Long Branchwith Kim D”s sister. Not slepping it on the public beach like ??? 9:30 AM Sep 5th via TweetToGo

 Later on The Situation turned down The Desperation Instigation Kim Granny-Tell. And pretty much just laughed at her and told her ‘Good luck’ Granny!

Maybe her nickname should be  be Granny-Ho’ now to go with these pictures.

It seems that the bad luck keeps hitting this chick hard. Teresa Giudice is in some disputes with Bravo, over her cookbook “Skinny Italian”. An insider tells New York Post, that Teresa was the only housewife to give Bravo 10 % of her book sales. She filmed some scenes to promote her book but Bravo never aired them. (They only aired one). Probably to piss her off and there is rumor that Bravo is trying to replace Teresa with her sister in law Melissa Gorga . Just to dump salt in her wounds!

Here is the original article:

Don’t expect Teresa Giudice to return for Season 3 of “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” according to a friend of hers. Giudice struck a bad deal with Bravo over royalties from her best-selling cookbook, “Skinny Italian.” The bankrupt babe is the only housewife in the franchise to give the network 10 percent of royalties from her book sales. In exchange, Bravo said it would make up the difference by promoting her book on the show. She filmed several scenes with the book, cooking and testing recipes — but the footage never aired. The book was mentioned once during the reunion episode. Her friend told us Bravo is trying to hardball Giudice by moving to hire her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, whom she hates, as a possible replacement. Although Giudice is $11 million in debt, her friend said, “Teresa is done with Bravo, I don’t think any amount of money will make her come back.” A rep for Bravo didn’t get back to us.

Methinks they trying to fire her ass because of this:

Teresa Giudice has been having some fucked up Karma kick her in the ass lately. First the truth came out about her 11 million dollar debt . A few days ago Teresa and Barney blasted back  in an interview with InTouch  magazine, by insisting that it was not their fault that they got into this 11 million dollar debt of biblical proportions. First Teresa says that she was ‘Humilliated’ and her and husband Barney Devito insists that Teresa was not aware of Barney’s business deals going wrong. But then her and Barney Devito. The geniuses that they are use the same breath to blame other people for their wild spending and at the same time brag about all the expensive shit they bought.

Barney Devito mainly blames his peasant tenants who didn’t pay him the rent on time causing his 11 million dollar fiasco : “It was tenants not paying rent, and it was a bad situation with my business partner,”. Teresa is still denying that there is an auction coming up. This woman doesn’t know when to quit even when she is going through a public bankruptcy humilliation.She inserts foot in mouth by bragging about all the shit that her and Barney bought that contributed to their monumental debt. Including lavish parties, expensive trips and $140K Maserati. Plus she brags on spending thousands of dollars on home furnishings and clothes for her daughters.

“My wedding was incredible,… My flowers cost $10,000, which was a lot of money ten years ago. My dress was around $10,000, my photographer, too.”

Teresa and Barney are now trying to say that Barney is going to be doing all the grocery shopping since Teresa seems incapable of handling that and he also says they are putting litmits on Teresa’s credit cards . (Really they still let her have credit cards? Even, after this shit-storm?) . They’re also trying to say that their girls will now be wearing hand me downs and that they learned their lesson yadi-yadi ya. We’ll see.

What’s next? These assholes are gonna write a book called “Coupon Clip Your Way Out Of An 11 Million Dollar Debt”? WTH?

Teresa has also been demanding more money from Bravo. Probably to make up for all the public constant clowning she has to deal with. I bet Dina is probably sitting at home thinking ‘See that’s why I quit’.

Barney Devito and Teresa also disputed to the same InTouch magazine of Barney cheating with some blond chick named Tara F or G. The report also states that it was written somewhere that Teresa and Barney slept in separate beds. Althought I don’t remember reading that anywhere.

And that’s not all. After word in the blogosphere got out that the whole Tara G was more than likely a figment of the Joker’s imagination going wild. Tara G Nephew seems to have come to life .Thanks to my reader ‘Trashlover’ for sending me the link to ‘Tara G Nephew’. Whom is suspected to be one of Joker Face’s borrowed split personalities. And check out these angry Tweets:

W-H-A-T in the most irritating screechy scream eva! No wonder Joe Joe wears earplugs!

T keeps saying I won’t hit her? Nothing like admitting u are an out of control #APESHITbiatch! No wonder JoeJoe doesn’t feel attacked w/me

TaTa4NowTweeps. T’s in Vegas and you know when the Cat is Away the Mice will Play! M-E-O-W!

FYI, I chose ‘G’ for Giudice and Nephew to drive T #APESHIT

Anyone else think T does not know DENIAL isn’t a river in Egypt!

On her Tweets she also talks smack to Joker Face.  Making fun of her ‘Square tit’. But could this still be Joker Face just trying to throw us off? Well we will all just have to wait and watch what happens. I guess.

And here is the latest humilliation . Radaronline reported that Teresa and Barney hid 250K worth of assests from the courts and it all came out. The bankruptcy trustee overseeing the Giudice’s bankuptcy petition , got pissed off when she caught these 2 con artist lying on their assests. She said that the judge should not grant them shit because they bullshited them and lied about Teresa’s contract for 250K for her book “SkinnyItalian”, and didn’t list it as part of their assests. Here is the original article by Radaronline:

Their money woes just got a whole lot more serious.  The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe have been accused of hiding major assets from the United States Bankruptcy Court, and RadarOnline.com has the explosive legal document outlining the claim.

LEGAL DOCUMENT: Read The “Complaint Objecting To Discharge” Here

Roberta A. DeAngelis, the US Trustee overseeing the bankruptcy petition of Teresa and Joe Giudice, filed a Complaint Objecting To Discharge last Thursday.  DeAngelis has requested Judge Morris Stern not grant the couple’s Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition because of the many “falsehoods” and omissions in their filing.

 In the Complaint, DeAngelis accuses the couple of filing schedules and statements they knew were “not true and correct,” making numerous false oaths, making “false sworn testimony,” and not disclosing numerous substantial assets.

The Complaint even accuses the couple of presenting false income tax returns to the bankruptcy court!

 The Complaint takes special note of the fact that Teresa signed a contract for $250,000 for her book “Skinny Italian” just one week before filing for bankruptcy but didn’t include that deal among her assets.

They also didn’t disclose, according to the Complaint, “Defendant husband’s bank account, two pieces of real property, the Defendants’ vehicles…..”

 Oops!

Kim Granny-Tell may of being rejected by Bravo . More than likely ’cause she got on the other bitches last nerves and nobody wanted to be friends with her 4 face bitch ass .

 But don’t worry when one door to Satan’s Hell closes, another one opens right away. Since there’s always room somewhere in Reality TV Famewhoring land for an old ridiculous ho’ bag like Kim G. Whose hobbies include having a severe case of Attention Whore Personality disorder and a lot of time in her hands.

And Reality TV loooves loonies just like Kim, so  it appears that Kim Granny-Tell found another way into the famewhoring spotlight that she so starvingly craves and  is in the works of  her own Reality TV embarrasement wreckage. 

 Nowadays in order to be on TV all you gotta do is be dysfunctional with several mental problems, have a shady stripper or prostitution whore past, with some coke sprinkled on top of it and start shit with other bitches and BAM! Your ass is on TV making an ass out of your self before you can spell RAGIN FAMEWHORE.

Kim G says that the second part of the  reunion next week, gets so out of hand that she couldn’t wait to get the fuck up out of there. I wonder if Joker Face brings to the reunion her posse of armed thugs, ex-cons and Hells Angel’s again.

Kim Granny also proudly talks about how she crashed Joker Face’s 80th birthday bash at some stripclub and how she showed up before Joker Face had a chance to. So Joker Face  was all ragingly pissed off popping veins out of her lizard dried up neck, when she saw  Kim there with all the paparazzi bathing her in all their attention jiz. And bitch Granny was enjoying it . Of course.

 During the interview Granny pulls a glove out of her crusty ass and says that she needs to use that shit so that she doesn’t have to touch Teresa’s gross used bullshit that she is going to buy during Teresa’s Yard Sale Of  Tacky Ass-Shit  Bankruptcy Extravaganza. Then she mocks Teresa and says it’s all about ‘Cleansiness’.  Kim also states that she is showing up to Teresa’s Bankruptcy sale with her own circus of cameras in tow and is going to purposely make Teresa’s life miserable. Them fighting words.

Click here for the full video of the interview with Kim Granny Tell. Thanks the inside source who send me the link.

For those of you that the link did not work here is the website address copy and paste to your browser and see if it works:

http://www.news12.com/articleDetail.jsp?regionId=2&articleId=260081&position=1&news_type=news

Ok guys to those of you who still can’t get to the interview, you can view it on my Facebook. If you’re not my friend on FB just request to be my friend and you can see it. Look for Nastassia Bathory. I’m the only one with that name there. I checked! And click on the interview and hopefully this time it will work.

And here is some of Kim Granny-Tell’s selected best Tweets, when she was probably flying high on Tijuanian- Demon- diet pills and red-red wine:

1. who wears “big” all wrong flowers over a fat ass and fake boobs??? call the Fashion Police, pleeeeease. & get a seat @ Fashion Week!!!! about 20 hours ago via TweetToGo
2. thanks to everyone at News 12 NJ. Had a great morning with Tom Murro and the ride down in his new G Wagon. Thank u Kim G. 6:04 AM Aug 31st via TweetToGo
3. can.t blame Barney Rubble 4 cheating. Who would want to “F” that all the time. It.s like f…ing a man F…ing her. 1:24 PM Aug 30th via TweetToGo
4. OMG! learn how to walk in those “bad” Pay Less boots with that all croaked “fat ass”. OUCH! Again, trying to be something that you are not. 11:48 AM Aug 29th via TweetToGo
5. OMG!! not again!! Wearing that borrowed Chinchilla wrap from Kim D. Of course pretending it.s heres. Verify with Kim D if u need to!! 8:04 AM Aug 28th via TweetToGo
6. $51,000 in furniture??? One of my door panels on my Ferrairi cost more. To have it, and really have it, and not pretend to have it!! 11:25 AM Aug 27th via TweetToGo
7. Lets reminisce again Part 2. How about that beating in the F wing & outside school? Guess we r not as tough as we act!! Phony again, right?? 10:55 AM Aug 26th via TweetToGo
8. Now lets reminisce: High School Mascot was the “Bulldog” and your nickname was just that. OMG!!! The face fits it, doesn’t it??? 2:43 PM Aug 25th via web
9. Tom Murro comes through. Yes! I love it like I do him. Delivers gift to Pres. Obama from Yogi Berra. See all the details on Politico.com 1:39 PM Aug 25th via TweetToGo
10. .The Title should have read “How to lose a “fat ass” in Ten Days” and u have got to know what I am talking about?? 11:13 AM Aug 25th via TweetToGo
11. Dinner @ 8 Elios 2nd Av NYC with friends from Capri. Itlay & not disgusting, dirty Naples, Italy. Cristal flowing again. Oh to have it all!! 3:33 PM Aug 24th via TweetToGo
12. Gay Pride Parade Sat 28th Jersey City. I am volunteering. Tuesday Aug 31st News 12 New Jersey I am on with Tom Murro & no this is not hacked 1:29 PM Aug 24th via TweetToGo
13. Kim D & I Fashion Week bound. Louboutins & major designers in tow! Oh. which ones do we pick? So nice to be rich, never having to pretend! 8:53 AM Aug 24th via TweetToGo
14. sitting on one of my many outside decks Cristal flowing. There never will be the stinky smell of a pizzeria below where I live. Love it! yes 4:22 PM Aug 23rd via TweetToGo
15. Tom, per your request your new Mercedes G Wagon, red bow and all awaits your return. How “hot” are you to be hanging with the President. 2:48 PM Aug 23rd via TweetToGo
16. Tom Murro doing pre Presidebt interviews with CNN, & all other major networks I know we miss each other together.. my partner in deviousness 1:11 PM Aug 23rd via TweetToGo
17. My guess is eventually “not a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out”. Oh to live the high life, AZ, the spa, private jet, & Tom, OMG 8:42 PM Aug 22nd via TweetToGo
18. private jet back to NJ. Refueling & dropping Tom off in Martha’s Vineyard 4 interviews with Pres. Obama tomo. see Boston Globe 08/19 online. 1:52 PM Aug 22nd via TweetToGo
19. Love my $80,000 Chiinchilla jacket that arrived from Florence, Italy. I know mine was not borrowed from my sister-in-law Kim D @ Posche!! 12:25 PM Aug 22nd via TweetToGo
20. Google “Planet of the Apes” (the movie), the character “Bright Eyes“, and guess who looks like her and has her forehead???

Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa’s nephew and  the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I’m looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will come out.

But for now, it seems that Teresa has a sister in law who married her brother (who actually has a forehead). And it appears that Teresa does have a ‘Nephew’ and she also can’t stand this chick for some reason, so its all family feuding bullshit. Typical in every family. Still, Teresa seemed to get too crazy over the mentioning of the ‘Nephew’ comment that Joker Face made during the reunion, and why would she yell ‘YOU’LL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’. Which by the way Jacqueline is denying that  she states Teresa yelled ‘Bring up’ not ‘Break up’ I don’t know I heard ‘Break up’.

Then again maybe Joker Face was trying to befriend this Melissa chick and get dirt on Teresa . And that’s how she found out that the 2 don’t like each other. That’s what I’m thinking.

Melissa also mentioned that she was pissed off at Teresa for not inviting her daughter to ride in the limo with Gia. What a bitch.

It is believed that  Teresa is jealous of this sister in law . Because she is richer (or appears to be) and prettier and has a forehead.Radaronline reported earlier today that the Giudice’s told them that, Melissa approached Bravo to join the  House Skanks. Why? I don’t know. I don’t think these dumb ho’s read these blogs, were asshole smart ass bloggers like me, tear their ass up. But then again, Melissa may just be doing it to piss off Teresa since the two hate each other and getting clowned on by smart ass bloggers may be a small price to pay to piss off Teresa.Or she is just another scandalous skank with Attention Whore Personality Disorder. Who the fuck knows!

 It was reported Teresa got all pissed off flipping tables, when she heard her sister in law will be joining.

Here is Teresa’s reaction when she heard about the sister in law joining:

“When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it,” a family source told RadarOnline.com. Teresa and Melissa don’t get along…They don’t speak,”

 a Giudice family friend added. “She doesn’t want to be on the show with her…I don’t think that she’s made her final decision and told them [Bravo] that yet.I think they’ll probably just bring more drama, and if Teresa is on the show it would be a competition. They’ve always been in competition. Melissa will stand up to her on TV. She’s a nice woman, but Melissa will give her a run for her money if Teresa busts her balls.

A source close to Gorga added: “I don’t believe she’d want her brother and sister-in-law on the show. She’d rather do it without family. But it’s up to Bravo, not Teresa.”

 Supposedly Bravo has been filming this new wannabe house skank. I bet Kim G is pulling her granny hair out and slamming her head up against her purple basement walls.

Radaronline reported that this new ho’s mansion is three times the size of Teresa’s shack. Bravo has not confirmed that this new aspiring house skank will join the trainwreck.

Here is a picture of Teresa’s sister in law Melissa Gorga and Teresa’s brother. I see that they are related I see she likes to put those hughe head bands all complete with the 16 pound flower on her kids head. Just like Teresa.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will soon be welcoming a new face to the neighborhood, RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively.

While not every new or returning member has signed on, camera crews are already following around the new addition.

If Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa return to the show for another season, they will be sharing the small screen with Melissa Gorga, who happens to be Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law! A Giudice family friend told RadarOnline.com, “She [Melissa] is not replacing her [Teresa]. I think Melissa is actually Dina’s replacement.”

The Giudice family friend said Gorga actually approached Bravo to be considered for Season 2.

“I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it.”

And it looks like Gorga will give extravagant Teresa a run for her money. “Melissa’s husbandused to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife,” the Giudice family friend said.

“Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”

A rep for the show told RadarOnline.com, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.”

Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC  .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that ”Last season was scary and painful,” . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the show. I am gonna miss her big ass mouth. But I don’t blame her for exiting that bullshit ass show that only teaches us how not to act. Good luck to Bethenny with her own show that she deserved in the first place. Here is the original article:

Bethenny was  also quoted a few days ago saying, that she hopes Joker Face’s try at a solo show flops: “I’ll bet everything I hope to be that she will not have a spinoff on Bravo,”. More proof to support how Joker Face gets in everyones last nerve.