Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Chankla Face Went Lezbo With Fernanda Rocha Or Did She? CEO To Pay For Little Kennedy’s Tuition

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The National Enquirer posted some gossip about Fernanda Rocha (the wannabe lesbian OC housewife) and Chankla Face having a lesbian hook up four days before Russell killed himself! According to the Enquirer Chankla and Fernando were, “dirty dancing and kissing passionately at a Newport Beach fashion show.”

RumorFix.com called Chankla’s PR ho’s and asked them if the rumor was true and the rep said “It’s ridiculous!”. Of course they are going to say that. DUH! We likes it better with the gay rumor! RumorFix send me a link to the video of Chankla and Fernanda dancing in a group of people, supposedly, but it only showed the fashion show these two bitches where supposedly dirty dancing at and Fernanda dancing towards the end.

Yeah, well I don’t know about Fernanda she seems sneaky like she is trying to join this show to seduce bitches. And she knows she may have a chance with some of these drunken broken hearted house hos because she is an approachable hot lipstick lesbian like the ones in the pornos, not like a scary-hairy, butchy one like the ones you find in prison.  Seriously if my ass had to go gay I be hitting on that bitch too and if she knows how to cook then my ass be moving in. SEE WHAT I MEAN! That bitch tried to seduce me too via blog. SNEAKY BITCH! I’m still clowing on her punkass regardless.

Also a CEO from Personixx.com, a company that Chankla did a voice recording for a few months ago felt sorry for Chankla Face’s daughter Kennedy, and is going to start a fund for Kennedy’s future school tuition’s. I gotta say that is very nice of him, but he better make sure he  triple secures the money to go to the kid’s private fund or else that money may end up in a syringe in Chankla Face’s rubber-band lips to keep them at eighty pounds each.


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  1. Comment by nunya — September 1, 2011 @ 11:23 pm

    Who the fuck cares about her tuition.. are there no public FREE schools? A trust? Give me a damn break, put that money towards a charity for people who actually NEED it for let’s say medical procedures to SAVE their life. Not for something you can get for free.

  2. Comment by elizabeth — September 2, 2011 @ 8:16 am

    nunya..that is what I thought. It does NOT surprise me though.

  3. Comment by Sandy — September 2, 2011 @ 9:07 am

    Say it ain’t so, Fernanda!! Fernanda is too awesome to be entangled with that bass mouthed idiot chankla.

  4. Comment by admin — September 2, 2011 @ 9:16 am

    I think Fernanda can do better than that.

  5. Comment by Socal Mama — September 2, 2011 @ 2:14 pm

    bass mouthed..HAHAHAHAHA

  6. Comment by cparkeast — September 2, 2011 @ 4:12 pm

    Fernanda is hot but Chankla looks like she fell out the window of her trailer. Famewhores will do anything to come back on the show.

  7. Comment by Robin — September 2, 2011 @ 4:46 pm

    Not only will Chankla do anything, she will SAY anything and her ignorant BFF Kyle will back her up!
    I merely hope Maloof calls bass lips on her chit!

  8. Comment by 808wave — September 2, 2011 @ 7:00 pm

    Some dude-a ‘celebrity assistant’-says he and Russell Armstrong were lovers.

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-interview-housewives-armstrong-gay-lover-funeral

  9. Comment by 808wave — September 2, 2011 @ 7:10 pm

    AND. . . Looks like Chakla and her kid are left out in the cold re Russell’s life insurance.
    Seems that his son Aiden from his first marraige is the sole beneficiary and that the policy pays out for suicide.

    http://celebritynewsandstyle.com/russell-armstrong-life-insurance-benefits-son-not-taylor-112/

  10. Comment by admin — September 2, 2011 @ 7:13 pm

    That is sooo creepy I wonder if he purposely picked out a life insurance that covers you in case of suicide!
    BL

  11. Comment by SuperBitch — September 4, 2011 @ 9:42 am

    I used to do LI so I know what I’m talking about here. With many policies the suicide clause is this. you are covered in case of suicide, but not within the first 2 years of the policy. So if you have insurance starting 8/8/2008 and you kill yourself before 8-8-2010 your benie gets zipo. It’s a joke in the industry when ppl sign up for LI and we discuss the policy and how it works..

    “just wait a couple of years before you off yourself…” everyone laughs….

    anyway I like to clown on dumb people but when someone dies including suicide that person and the family are off limits out of respect. The mags trashing the guy as gay or her being gay and all that I’m sorry but even as a super bitch that to me is going too far..

    my sympathy’s to the family.

  12. Pingback by Fernanda Rocha Insist Her And Chankla Face Had A Lesbian Hookup | realfauxhousewives.com — January 2, 2012 @ 8:49 pm

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