About The Boss Lady
Being sort of a housewife myself and not actually doing house wife stuff ( although sometimes I have to!) helps me relate in a twisted kind of way to these women. I mean come on every woman that’s a, sort of a, housewife that watches this show , even if you say you hate these women and the show is trash, (whatever bitch, you know you like watching this show admit it) can relate in some twisted way to these crazy heifers (or else you wouldn’t be watching the show!). I know I do. But I am just not that extreme and I know most of you Bitches aren’t that extreme either. For example Vickies crazy-nest and her over the top control freak antics, I know a lot of us ladies have had “Vicki moments” when we yell at our children (Maybe just not as extreme as Vicki).I know we all had “Jeana moments” because us women have to often become the voice of reason when a situation gets out of hand. And I know we all had our Gretchen moments (I am not saying you’re all sleeping with grandpa so he can buy you candy, or maybe some of you are, I don’t know) but you all have had a Gretchen moment where its all about you at the jewelry store and you man is all spoiling you. Except maybe those are not 95k diamonds but more like a $150.00 bracelet. LOL. Of course we just cannot possibly relate to all of them crazy bitches; ’cause I know ya all don’t have no Lynne moments because if my kid talked to me the way Lynne’s kid does I would of whooped her ass 18 years old or not. And since they are all getting up there in age (number only) you can see why they do all the crazy stuff they do like botox and silicone. I happen to be blessed with dark olive skin that “doesn’t crack” even though I am way pass that time when it should have cracked already. I think? Lets just leave it at that!
The Boss Lady
OMG!!! I seriously love you, girl! I’m all down and out with the flu and came across your blog and laughed my ass off! God, we could soo be BFF’s. If you ever find yourself out on the east coast, look me up. Thanks so much for adding something special to my day.
Love and Cosmo’s,
Susan
Thank you Susan for reading my blog I am glad I was able to brigthen up your day and make you laugh ( I see my evil plan of making people laugh their asses off is coming along just fine!) I will definitely look you up if I ever go to the East Coast!
Take care God Bless and much love!
The Boss Lady
I stumbled across the website….Loves it! You are hilarious!
Girllllll….I LOVE your blog. You are my sole blog that I refer to for my The “Real” Housewives info and dirt. I LOVE it. Your take on every point is on the same page as mine. Thank you Thank you…Please keep up the great work! Please continue your investigative work on any dirt on any of these women….Coming to your blog saves me so much time trying to visit several other blogs with just bits and pieces.
Thanks!
Thought you might want to see this, if you haven’t already:
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=21561
I just stumbled across your blog and I LOVE! I too am a housewife so I am a fan of these drama queens! I was cracking up so hard that my hubby was wondering what I am reading. I love how you say Silex, Romana crackhead eyes among many other things. I am in agreement with your breakdown of the shows.I’m referring to my friends.
Ms. Boss Lady, Your blog is clever, witty, and just fabulous! I love your analysis of each of the RHW bitches… your comments are hilarious and just right on. I really look forward to your new postings – and your new website format is a great addition. If you ever visit San Diego, I would love to hang out with you!!
Why thank you!
I try my best to tell it like I see it.
Thank you for reading my blog.
The Boss Lady
Fans have fun asking who is the next Marilyn Monroe. ,
have you seen the pictures of vicki messing around on her husband at a bar? Here is the link.
http://thedirty.com/2009/06/23/exclusive-real-housewives-of-oc-cheater/
You kill me. You’re so funny. I came across you’re site while surfing and you had me laughing out loud. Keep up the great work. It’s appreciated. I used to live in ‘the OC’ so I just love your true reality twist on it. What a bunch of blosers (bitch losers that blow)…it’s so funny. NM
Hey boss lady,
Kate Gosselin is coming out with a new book. The WORLD needs your take on her. Don’t hold back. NM
Dear Bosslady,
You are so damn funny, you could be my sister. I wrote a very long bunch of getting Jill off the show on page 15 I think. I was pissed they didn’t use my name. Offered Jills salary to buy Danielle some new digs so she could follow her daughters modeling career. Also Jills insensitive remark to the vet. Told Bravo the vet has stepped in shit the minute they walked into Jill’s house, never mind Ginger. My husband cannot seem to figure why I’m laughing so much.Uou are making my day. When are you going to whipass the NJHW from last week. We are over 700 in get rid of JIll. I was not too kind. Said we didn’t need any of the Zarin bitches. Congrats on a great site
Why thank you! I am glad I am making someones day and bringing laughter into your life. My recaps don’t always go up after the show since I have a day job and all that fun stuff so keep checking back usually the recaps go up the following week.
Thanks again for visiting my blog and reading my crazy rants!
The Boss Lady
Love your wit!! I think you are an alter ego of most of us watchers of Real Housewives. I have actually spit on my screen, LMAO while reading your site on a conference call (waiting for everyone to show up). Do I care? NO WAY!! You rock!
I’ve been hoping you’d win The Lottery so you had more time to entertain me!
Thanks a bunch, Boss Lady……………..xoxo
Robin,
That would be cool and my theme song is gonna be:
‘I don’t wanna work, I just wanna play on my blog all day!’
Thank you all that visit my blog. Jennifer, Linda, Naomi and everyone else that commented before I am glad to see you all enjoy my blog .
I hope we can all win the lottery, so we can be here talking smack all day! That’ll be fun.
BL
I love your website. I laugh out loud when I hear your thoughts(same as mine) on the hoors of the RH francises. You absolutely rock and your way with words is exquisite. Keep digging that dirt. My husband walks out of the room every time I watch these hookers except for NJ (because I am Italian and love to remind him of what he could have been stuck with)Keep up the good work!
Thank You! Kathy Gori.
The Boss Lady
You are a gift from above. LOVE LOVE LOVE this blog!
I recently heard that Nene and Greg are no longer together and wanted to share that with you.
Some of the funniest and most true shit I’ve read in years. I keep telling other women to read your blog and I know that secretly they do but won’t admit to watching these ho$.
Hey Boss Lady:
I know you’re all involved in reporting the ridiculous goings-on of the RHONJ, but please don’t miss this news report about the bitch Bellino and Taliban Jim being foreclosed on! Unfortunately he somehow got a new loan.
http://pedrowatcher.ocregister.com/2010/08/27/housewife-defaults-on-4-6-million-home-loan/25901/
I have been waiting for something like this to happen. Alexis is the most obnoxious of ALL the OC housewives and now Bravo is adding FOB (friend of bitch) to the cast. I knew they were in deep financial doo-doo when she got rid of both nannies and supposedly has a part-time job. Don’t miss the comments section where someone says that their Laguna hotel is also in foreclosure.
Maybe she and Taliban Jim can appeal to their church where they can pray about the problem.
Hey Boss Lady, I just wanted to let you know I am still praying for you and your Hubby…I am sure it is still hard, but I am hoping that your Man can see that his Dad is of clear mind now, and safe, strong and young and happy…and he will see him again! Love ya girl! Hope you guys are OK!
SoCal
Hey SoCal Mama,
Thanks for your support and prayers it is appreciated. I tell my hubby I believe granpa is in a better place now. I believe he is already reincarnated or is in whatever heaven or happy state of Nirvana he could be in.
We have his ashes here next to my husbands mom’s ashes I also have my mom’s ashes. We are planning on taking their ashes and bury them all in this awesome place I heard on Travel Channel that is located in the Bahamas or the Caribean I can’t remember exactly right now and you can place their ashes at the bottom of the ocean in a setting that’s set up like the lost city of Atlantis.
I like to think that they are all together having a blast in a big eternal vacation . Since all this happened and I had to be there for my hubby emotionally and also to help him plan stuff that we had to do. Like deal with his father’s properties and other legal stuff. I fell so behind on my recaps specially the DC housewives. But I am glad I have a lot of awesome understanding readers specially like you who are understanding and supportive during this time. Thank you again.
Hey BL! I don’t know how to email you directly but wanted to let you know to take a look at Clueless Lynne’s daughter’s Facebook page. Raquel Curtin…..she’s got topless pictures of her and her underage sister at some party. That is her profile picture!! Those girls are so messed up!
I saw those pictures! I thought that is very sad that those girls are out there being sluts and so young. I showed my daughter and told her that this is how she shouldn’t act. I also made her watch that episode when the daughter was calling Lynne a bitch at the mall. My daughter was horrified .She said to me ‘Mom if I would of said that to you I would of gotten punched in the mouth’. She knows. I may talk a lot of crazy shit, and I may be very rambunctious and a bit of a Bohemian mom. But one thing I taught my kid was to be respectful to mom and dad and don’t be a slut and embarrass your self. The email is realfauxhousewives@yahoo.com.
I am glad that you refused to show the pix of the Curtin girls. They may be dumb asses but they are still young enough to need parental guidance and they sure as hell don’t seem to be getting any. You should a lot of class by not posting those pix.
I love your website, I’ve been reading it since you started. I cannot watch those hos without your input. You are hilarious. Since I’m Italian the criminal Jersey skanks are my favorite and the only ones my husband will actually sit down and watch with me as I always warn him what he could have had if I’d have gone bad.
Keep up the good work this blog is brilliant!
I found your website and I’m addicted. Told my sister about it and now she’s addicted. We laugh our heads off at your blog and the names for people like, Barney De Vito! You are TOO funny. Keep up the good work, girl. You is da shit!
I so love your website. You need to get the housekeeper busy, and let the 4 nannies mind the kids, so you can write more. I’ve got tons of shit on these women(woman,jokerface). This is the only time I even use the computer. I’m turning everyone who is a housewife fan on to web site. You need to keep us more up to date. I will expect a review of the Kim and NeNe finale tomorrow.
Please continue your site. I check it at least once a week.
Seriously I don’t know how your not making a living from this site. Amusing, Tactical , and everything I stand for, hahahah Tell it like it is.
Just found your website today, while procrastinating over doing real housewife stuff – like actually cleaning the house. Love it and will be back for more!
BL: did you see Popeater about crazy ass Ramona’s jealousy of Bethenny and trying to get her own show? nuts.
Hello cparkeast,
didn’t see that yet but I saw something about a porn site named after the housewives which I will post as soon as I get a chance or during my next break at work. Hope you had a good weekend.
Bl
Please check out this site. http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/05/11/melissa-gorga/
Ok, you absolutely make my day! Well…you and Micheal K from Dlisted. But, seriously, YOU ARE THE BEST and make my LOLOLOL everyday! Thank you for that.
xoxo from Toronto, Canada.
Thank you Blowfish5 you’re awesome!
BL
U r the BEST reality blog out there. These shows are such a guilty pleasure for me. But when I see these other blogs getting all serious I’m like .. Then I stumbled onto ur blog and Feel like u get it. I love love love when u deviate from the real story line and just type the craziest chit ever!! I can just see u getting bored as hell and the thinking “ah f it, let’s have Ramona kill this bitch”. Thank you for keeping it real… And for keeping it funny.n cos that’s what this whole genre should be… It’s pure comedy and I thank you got ur blog.
How do I get on your twitter list or email newsletter list? LOVE this site! so amusing! thanks.
TJ