About The Boss Lady
Being sort of a housewife myself and not actually doing house wife stuff ( although sometimes I have to!) helps me relate in a twisted kind of way to these women. I mean come on every woman that’s a, sort of a, housewife that watches this show , even if you say you hate these women and the show is trash, (whatever bitch, you know you like watching this show admit it) can relate in some twisted way to these crazy heffas(or else you wouldn’t be watching the show!). I know I do. But I am just not that extreme and I know most of you Bitches aren’t that extreme either. For example Vickies crazy-nest and her over the top control freak antics, I know a lot of us ladies have had “Vicki moments” when we yell at our children (Maybe just not as extreme as Vicki).I know we all had “Jeana moments” because us women have to often become the voice of reason when a situation gets out of hand. And I know we all had our Gretchen moments (I am not saying you’re all sleeping with grandpa so he can buy you candy, or maybe some of you are, I don’t know) but you all have had a Gretchen moment where its all about you at the jewelry store and you man is all spoiling you. Except maybe those are not 95k diamonds but more like a $150.00 bracelet. LOL. Of course we just cannot possibly relate to all of them crazy bitches; ’cause I know ya all don’t have no Lynne moments because if my kid talked to me the way Lynne’s kid does I would of whooped her ass 18 years old or not. And since they are all getting up there in age (number only) you can see why they do all the crazy stuff they do like botox and silicone. I happen to be blessed with dark olive skin that “doesn’t crack” even though I am way pass that time when it should have cracked already. I think? Lets just leave it at that!
The Boss Lady
OMG!!! I seriously love you, girl! I’m all down and out with the flu and came across your blog and laughed my ass off! God, we could soo be BFF’s. If you ever find yourself out on the east coast, look me up. Thanks so much for adding something special to my day.
Love and Cosmo’s,
Susan
Thank you Susan for reading my blog I am glad I was able to brigthen up your day and make you laugh ( I see my evil plan of making people laugh their asses off is coming along just fine!) I will definitely look you up if I ever go to the East Coast!
Take care God Bless and much love!
The Boss Lady
I stumbled across the website….Loves it! You are hilarious!
Girllllll….I LOVE your blog. You are my sole blog that I refer to for my The “Real” Housewives info and dirt. I LOVE it. Your take on every point is on the same page as mine. Thank you Thank you…Please keep up the great work! Please continue your investigative work on any dirt on any of these women….Coming to your blog saves me so much time trying to visit several other blogs with just bits and pieces.
Thanks!
Thought you might want to see this, if you haven’t already:
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=21561
I just stumbled across your blog and I LOVE! I too am a housewife so I am a fan of these drama queens! I was cracking up so hard that my hubby was wondering what I am reading. I love how you say Silex, Romana crackhead eyes among many other things. I am in agreement with your breakdown of the shows.I’m referring to my friends.
Ms. Boss Lady, Your blog is clever, witty, and just fabulous! I love your analysis of each of the RHW bitches… your comments are hilarious and just right on. I really look forward to your new postings – and your new website format is a great addition. If you ever visit San Diego, I would love to hang out with you!!
Why thank you!
I try my best to tell it like I see it.
Thank you for reading my blog.
The Boss Lady
Fans have fun asking who is the next Marilyn Monroe. ,
have you seen the pictures of vicki messing around on her husband at a bar? Here is the link.
http://thedirty.com/2009/06/23/exclusive-real-housewives-of-oc-cheater/
You kill me. You’re so funny. I came across you’re site while surfing and you had me laughing out loud. Keep up the great work. It’s appreciated. I used to live in ‘the OC’ so I just love your true reality twist on it. What a bunch of blosers (bitch losers that blow)…it’s so funny. NM
Hey boss lady,
Kate Gosselin is coming out with a new book. The WORLD needs your take on her. Don’t hold back. NM