After Jilliousy chewed Ramonzon’s head off for bringing up the Countless’  “weekend parenting” we are back for more bitch slapping and all that good shit. LuAnn is fuming because she says that Ramonzon talks to every Tom, Dick, Harry and belligerent homeless wino in New York city about LuMan’s parenting skills (or lack there off). Ramona says she didn’t say shit about that bitch and LuMan hisses at Gonzo for not sticking up for the Countless when Ramonzon was running her fat mouth. Gonzo tries to say she stuck up for LuMan, but wasn’t caught on film.

Andy asks Ramona why she is trying to blame Avery for turning down LuMan’s music video and why she is trying to say Avery is embarrassed of Ramona being on a tranni music video when the bitch served alcohol at Avery’s sweet sixteen and tried to highjack her party by turning it into Ramona’s drunken Cincuentanera bash 2010. Yep, that shit exist that’s what one of my readers told me. Go ahed and google it.

LuMan brings up the embarrassing massage Ramona gave her “husband’s hairy chest” on TV and questions how can Avery NOT be embarrassed by that, but is embarrassed of her mother appearing in LuMan’s desperation mid-life crises video. Jill decides to demonstrate the dramatics by grabbing Kelly’s Behemoth’s gorilla size feet and proceeds to massage them while making X-rated moaning sounds. I don’t understand why Ramonzon doesn’t just admit she didn’t want to do the video with the Countless because she can’t stand that beast. Andy asks Ramonzon if Avery was embarrassed by the massage she gave Mario on TV and Ramonzon says she was a “little” embarrassed. Yeah just like we are supposed to believe it was all Avery that forbid Ramona from appearing in the video, we are also expected to believe that she was just a “little” embarrassed by the massage. LuMan brings up a good point and asks Ramonzon how it is that she refused to do the music video because it was slutty, yet she invites sixteen year old Avery to join the burlesque underwear shopping and invites her to the dirty bird Sonja show?  After stuttering and pulling out a lame ass answer out of her ass, Ramona says it’s because it was a “private party”. So? That’s like saying because she invited her daughter to an orgy since it was a “private orgy” it’s ok. Right? EEEWWWWUUUOOKAYY THEN?!!

Miss Andy asks LuMan why she went into super confrontational asshole mode this season and why is she up Jill’s ass and defending Jill. Alex yells it’s because LuMan has  enough “dirt” on LuMan to fill a “landfill”. Jill calls Alex a bitch, but spells it out because small children may be watching?  What? OK!? What about all the shit these bitches were saying earlier?

Then, we see a diarrhea trail of clips with Jilliousy saying she is a “changed woman” and staying out of drama followed by scenes with Jill running her fat mouth about everybody’s business, and talking about EVERYBODY! From who is how old and where Cindy’s babies’ daddy is, to calling Alex a ‘fucking bitch’ for socializing above her level and pretty much just trying to insert herself into the drama like a fucking tapeworm crawling up a fat persons ass. Jill then gives a lame ass explanation about how she is blatantly “honest” and doesn’t give a crap what anybody thinks because she is not trying to do it to be mean she is doing it because she is repeating whatever Ramona has been saying all these years I AM WHAT I AM LIKE IT OR NOT I’M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN TOOT TOOT!! Ramona can’t believe this bitch has now crossed over to using Ramoner’s excuses for acting like a complete asshole to people’s faces for stupid reasons. Ramona was sitting there mumbling, bitch find your own excuses! I think the only thing that changed with Jilliousy this season is that she has learned to be a bigger irritating asshole who found other ways to use more useless excuses to be a complete bitch, so yeah she’s changed, for the worst! Jill tries to say that the grudge she has with Ramona is deeper and longer than the Bethenny grudge and she doesn’t think she can forgive Ramona. WTFUCK? Bitch you don’t make sense! Ramonzon is right when someone is doing better and has more money than Jill she gets “Jilliousy” and goes into full-fledged hurricane level bitch mode.

Gonzo confronts Jilliousy about the shit she talked about Gonzo when she did her disturbing dirty bird burlesque performance. And Jill tries to deny it and says that Gonzo was attacking all of them by calling them “bitches”. Gonzo then admits it by calling them “bitches” again. HA HA HA!!!  Jill says that she was just kidding and being cute when she made fun of Gonzo’s horrific performance! That’s just like saying she went up to Sonja’s plate of toaster oven weiner-dinner and farted on it, but since she was being funny it’s all good and forgiven.

Then Jill starts bitching at Alex for wearing white to the wedding and what a bitch she is for socializing at a party that’s below her social climbing lying ass, plus all the shit she talks about the Hamptons. Alex says she only used to go to the Hampton’s to get acting jobs. Kelly busts up laughing and the brunettes asks Alex what movies she was on? After stuttering and making some shit up, duh I was the duuuh, tree in that one movie eerrr… She gets laughed at some more. Andy asks Jill if she ever admits when she is wrong and surprisingly Jill apologizes to Alex for calling her a bitch, just to clean the slate so she can insult her minutes later with brand new crispy insults.

Alex screams at the brunettes and points at all of them yelling “IF I WAS TRYING TO SOCIALICE ABOVE MY LEVEL I WOULD STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL A LIABILITY!” Bigfoot Kelly again, bust up laughing this time she asks Alex “ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK?” Yeah, she is bitch and you both share the same dealer remember?

Next, more Ramonzon and her addiction to Pinot Del Borracho we get to see clips of “junkie” Ramona demanding Pinot and almost going into “heroin addict” level seizures if no Pinot available. FUCKING WINO!

Ramonzon then accuses Jill of being an alcoholic that had to attend AA meetings and Jill loses her shit denying it and saying she went to AA to support a friend. Who Jill Zarin? Was that the friends name?

Gonzo and Alex stick up for Ramonzon and say she is not an alcoholic since the bitch only drinks one case of vino not three like Jill accuses her of; making Ramona only a drunkaholic which is better! SEE!

Jilliousy jumps on Ramonzon for the comment she made about Jilliousy’s step daughter being “deformed” and Ramonzon tries to defend it saying that means “blemish”. Then, Andy pressures her crazy ass to apologize to Jill’s daughter and surprisingly she does and she spews out a nice apology, but right after that pause to apologize to the innocent the war continues.

Ramona keeps getting stomped on for being a “functioning alcoholic” like Kelly calls her and Ramona finally admits to being a fucking drunk and says she is very happy with her addiction because she has a lot of energy and is a successful business owner eighteen years married and blah, blah, blah. I think all these bitches  need to be thrown together in a paper bag and go to Asshole-holic Anonymous.

Alex bitches at the Countless for calling her ass “Herman Munster shoes” and for correcting  everyone about having “Class” like a matronly prison guard and the other bitches are all six year old inmates. LuAss doesn’t give a shit and just sits there laughing at Alex like she is a dumb ass.

Kelly takes credit for the  ”Herman Munster shoes” and berates Alex for making poor fashion choices.

REALLY?! REALLY BITCH?? SO YOU’RE THE FASHION POLICE NOW??  I guess she made herself in charge of telling the other bitch how to dress when the only place her and Alex (also!) should be modeling those getups Kelly wears with no pants and the S&M crack-whore dress Alex had on at the party is at the runway (isles) of People Of Walmart.

Look at these bitches they both forgot to wear pants that day!

Here’s Kelly wearing her new running out in traffic outfit when she goes out to score some alley meth.

We also found out that Alex gave her nasty ass dress to LuAss and she donated it to some shelter cause or another and now a homeless bum is wearing it while searching for spare cans in the trash.

LuMan admits  and slips out that when her ass marries Peppi LaPoopie she will be giving up the Countess title. Peppi LaPoopie is probably  swimming  back all the way to France in fear by now. LuMan also says she is butt hurt the blonde bitches refused to be on her music video, but she should be happy because at least Kelly Behemoth sharted throughout the video leaving her Bigfoot asshole aroma to decorate it.

Next they all talk shit about Simon and what an asshole he is for mean tweeting. The bitches asks Alex if she is aware of Simon’s tweets and she says she sees like only 90% of his tweets, but not the other 10% where he tweets Miss Andy at midnight and tells him what a purty mouth he ass and how he would like to strech it! EEEWWW!!! OLD DRAG QUEENS!

 

And now let’s talk about the Morocco trip and why Ramonzon, LuMan and the rest of these Housewives are permanently 86th from Morocco and are not allowed to travel there anymore. EVER! That camel that tried to kill LuMan already told the other camels to watch out for these hags and if they come back they’re getting camel stomped and not just LuMan this time. That camel knew exactly what it was doing! LuMan gets all defensive about playing matronly prison guard and making everyone miserable with her dictator actions at the Morocco vacation. See that’s why the camel wanted to throw her off it’s back and pee on her and I wish it would of.

Ramonzon gets asked why she got these bitches 86th from Morocco with her rude comments and she proceeds to double insult that country by saying some crazy statistics about how it is a crappy third world dusty bowl. LuMan laughs her ass off about that insult since she is not over there right now where they would chop her penis off for laughing at shit like that.

Miss Andy asks Gonzo if she is racist for not trusting people with her luggage in another country and she gives him some lame answer, Miss Andy brings up how Gonzo doesn’t seem well-traveled because she acts ignorant like she hasn’t gotten out of the woods much. Sonja tries to defend that by saying that even when she visited the “Royal Palace” she was paranoid they were going to steal her luggage. This bitch doesn’t quit does she?!

Dumb ass Alex gets asked why she is such a nerd and got her ass beat in Morocco for no reason other than trying to fight Ramonzon’s battles to desperately kiss her ass while Ramona ran around with her real best friend Gonzo laughing her ass off  and getting blitz. Alex sits there like a doofus acting like she jumped in that mosh pit of snakes for her own pleasure. Sure bitch, sure whatever you say. Alex then calls LuMan a “thug in a cocktail dress” and offers her a T-shirt. LuAss laughs at her for selling T-shirts at the swap-meet like a loser, but Alex doesn’t care because she is going to make 120 million from those T-shirts. Jilliousy goes into a yelling tirade at Alex and yells at her repeatedly “I don’t care about you!”.

They also show the clip where Kelly was fucking  with Alex’s head when she told her to close her eyes. HA HA HA HA!!! I can’t believe she let that bitch stick her dick in her ear and mindfuck her sideways like that!  HA HA HA HA!!!! See Alex you can’t go up against beast like these on your own, you needed Bethenny there if Beth was theres that shit would of never happened because she made Kelly feel intimidated and stupid and it would of being Beth and Alex fucking with Kelly. And because Kelly only knows like two large words and she has to repeat them constantly to establish her credibility that she is an intelligent human and not a shaved ape like we all thought, she starts calling Alex “inauthentic” again, and again plus a “bad actress” because I guess in her pea brain she thinks that they are all on a scripted TV show. Then they all lose their shit into a full-blowned bitching tirade again like a bunch of “chicken heads” like Cindy calls them.

Miss Andy asks Ramona about Mario’s infidelities and reads an email that questions the fortune teller and Mario’s suspicious OH SHIT! reactions when Ramoner told him the whole fortune-teller prediction . Ramona sits there denying that shit and says she doesn’t believe what the fortune-teller told her, she says that Mario is a good guy and he is faithful to her even the time he porked that hoochie over the  pool table. Alex jumps in and says Simon also joined taking turns in the pool table gang-bang  and he totally wasn’t at the gay bar (later that night) because he is a “straight man”. HA HA HA HA!!!

Then Andy reads another viewer email about Alex’s droopy ass floppy “brawles” boobs and ask if she ever wears a “brawer”.  Alex points out that she is wearing one now.

Andy asks Cindy if her ass even knows her children’s name and she screams I HAVE A NANNY THAT SLEEPS WITH ME! Ok I didn’t see that one coming!

Andy then asks LuAnn if the Count knows her new boyfriend  Jacques Azoulay is Jewish? Does he know Jill is Jewish? Because LuAnn gets in bed with that bitch too. Cindy was confused about the comment, bitch didn’t watch last season.

We also find out that LuMan and her man go to the same barber shop to get their head done.

Andy saves the best question of the night for last  “How do you feel that Bethenny is worth 10 times more than all of you combined?”  LuMan tries to say some stupid bullshit about how Bethenny is still catching up to their money. Bitch she left your old ass in the dust, by like 40 million dollars looong ago! Jilliousy spews out all pissed off a obvious jealous comment that she doesn’t count Bethenny’s money. Finally none of them can take the jealousy anymore and all the bitches explode into a massive splatter of excrement. Poor Miss Andy will never be the same!

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All of the sudden Bravo was announcing yesterday, a new tentacle to this monstrosity called Real Housewives Of Miami. Whose first season it’s supposed to be released, to replace the next season of  The Real Housewives of New York  whose turn it was to be hanging from the reality TV pinata tree.

A couple of these Miami skanks look just as over processed and plastic as the bitches from Beverly Hills and a couple of them look younger .  Rumor has it that Bravo may be replacing RHONY with these Miami lice bitches. Because after viewing footage from last season, the powers that be at Bravo decided that the New York ho’s were too boring and Bethenny Frankel refuses to come back to be a part of that 6 clown circus.

Even though announcements  for the February 15th  premiere of the next season of the Real Housewives of New York were running all over the network . Bravo decided at the last minute, that they were pushing the show  back to begin sometime in March or April. Looks like they didn’t even give a real set date either.

Yesterday Andy Cohen emailed all of the New York ho’s an email with a lame ass excuse that, they needed more time to edit the show and will be starting it later during the year. Meanwhile the new replacement Real House Skanks of Miami was going to premiere in their place. How convenient.

According to Ramona the email read “URGENT,”. See with urgency. And the bullshit ass reason Bravo gave those ho’s for starting the show later on was they needed  “more time to make the show as GREAT and as big a hit as possible.” Translation : ‘This shit is boring and it sucks ass. So we need more time to polish this boring turd and edit the beejeevez out of it, to see if we can find more drama to give the blood thirsty audience what they want. Or we may just clip the whole thing in the editing room and never bring it back”.

Andy also told those ho’s not to tweet about this crap until Bravo made a final decision. Then he wrote : “We decided yesterday that our best bet was to give ourselves a little breathing room,” and “I would rather get the show right than rush it to air.”

According to some secret source :’ They wanted the ladies to fight like cats and dogs, but they got along,”

The so called secret source also revealed that, those bitches are worried that they will get the boot from the show :”[But] they are now freaking out that they’ll get fired for being boring and replaced by more fiery women.”

Meanwhile the New York Bitches are in denial. Dumb and Dumber Alex and Simon tweeted about it even though they were told not to. Andy Cohen is also denying any rumors of the show being canceled.

There’s also some interesting rumors that air head Kim Richards and Queen of Psycho Bitches Camille Grammer may not be coming back to this airplane crashing on a train wreckrage. Yeah, I bet Kim can’t be there since she’s probably busy doing alcohol and drug rehab. But there are talks that Bravo may be hinting to Cuntmille to move to New York so she can transfer to become a Real House Skank of New York and stalk her ex husband and his new wife as an added bonus shenanigan!

Jill Zarin the other most hated House Skank of them all; also invited Cuntmille Grammer to go hang out with her and the skanks of New York.  (Possibly in desperation so they don’t ax the show).

Bravo also has some new psycho heffas in mind to replace Cuntmille and the other crazy alkee bitch Kim Richards. Apparently they want to bring out the bitch in Adrienne Maloof aka Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. Since they are trying to lure this rich skank who happens to be a Los Angeles Lakers exec. Jeanie Buss daughter of   team owner Dr. Jerry Buss and girlfriend of Lakers coach Phil Jackson. Adrienne Maloof’s family happens to own the rival team Sacramento Kings  . Great the producers are shooting for an all out old fashion basketball hooligan riot.

Sylvester Stallone’s wife Jennifer Flavin Stallone was also promised shinny new objects and harassed asked  to do the show. But Mr. Stallone must of watch this bitch circus and told her ass AWW HELL NO!

Sources NYPost and NYDailyNews Thanks to my reader Cydney on this gossip.

Here is the original report from Aceshowbiz:

There may be a couple of housewives ditching “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“, but producers are ready to replace them with more notable names. It was reported that Paris Hilton’s aunt Kim Richards and Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife Camille Grammer might not return to the franchise, so the producers are building a safety net by talking to several powerful women.daily routine, including attending Lakers games. She would make an interesting addition because castmember Adrienne Maloof-Nassif’s family owns the rival Sacramento Kings.Sylvester Stallone’s wife, Jennifer Flavin Stallone. A former model, Jennifer runs a beauty care products company and is mom to three young daughters. Unlike Jeanie who reportedly has been approached, Jennifer has not spoken with anyone from Bravo and her husband is allegedly not into the idea.Eddie Cibrian’s ex Brandi Glanville who has proven to the world that she is one mouthy mother. Brandi is infamous for launching scathing attack on Eddie’s now-fiancee LeAnn Rimes and for recent DUI case. TMZ asked her about the casting possibility but she played it coy.Robbie Williams‘ wife, said no to reality TV. “They wanted her very badly, but she will not be going forward with Real Housewives. She is an actress and is pursuing acting, not reality TV,” a rep for her said.

To name one is Los Angeles Lakers exec Jeanie Buss, who is not only “the most powerful woman in sports” but also the lover of Lakers head coach Phil Jackson and daughter of the team’s owner. TMZ said producers went to the length of observing her

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There’s one last name whom Bravo wanted but she has declined. Ayda Field, who is now famous for being

 

YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WHILE YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL I’M IN BROOKLYN!

On part 1  Alex was asked about going Brooklyn on Jills ass. We get to see the scenes of Alex delivering the ‘messague’, break out in hives and rip Jill’s face off. Alex explains that she got sick of putting up with Jill’s abuse and looking down on her for 3 years.

 Alex expresses that she always felt like tearing Jill a new asshole, but held back because she wanted to feel accepted by the fabulous circle of shit heads she wanted so badly to be part of .So she was forced to be a kiss ass, but finally she got tired of kissing ass and said ‘FUCK IT!’ So she ended up having to let her hidden ‘balls’ come out and tear those stuck up bitches a new one.

Alex flips off LuAnn and before you know it LuAnn starts her shit with Alex, about how Alex jumped in the middle of the Bethenny and Jill wars when it was none of her fucking business. Those 2 bitches are bickering at each other . Alex jumps on  ‘dumb drag queen’ LuAnn and tells that ho’ bag  she is a hypocrite and that she was getting involved too so shut the fuck up.

 LuAnn starts shushing Alex and calls her ‘dahling‘ Alex and Ramona then look at each other and say : what is that dumb drag queen doing? Alex then says she is happy she went Brooklyn on Jill’s ass and says she will do it again too, with the exception that this time she will deliver her own message and not use Bethenny’s message, but would still punch Jill in the mouth the same way she did the first time.

 Jill calls Alex  a ‘coward’ for not delivering her own message to Jill . Jill says that she is not friends with Alex anyways, so she don’t give a rats ass that Alex went ape shit on her.

  All of the sudden Sasquatch tells Alex to cross her legs. Because Sasquatch is the decency police!

Alex tells Jill that she was trying to be cool with Jill and talk to her and shoot the shit, but Jill is such an entitled stup up asshole, that doesn’t want to allow other people whom she feels are below her to be part of the fabulous circle of assholes she runs with. So Alex decided all that useless Jill ass kissing was exhausting and it was easier and more fun to just monkey punch Jill in the nuts.

Jill keeps saying ‘WE’RE NOT FRIENDS!..I NEVER CALLEWD YOU MY FRIEND!’  BITCH YOU’RE A FUCKING PEASANT  WAGE SLAVE!! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS SO FUCK YOU!.

Then Jill throws LuAnn under the bus and says that LuAss was the one talking about Alex’s crazy ass kids, crawling up peoples legs. LuAnn looks at Jill and says OH NO SHE DIND’T!

 Alex tells Jill that she is a backstabbing 2 faced lying bitch, whose being bulliying her for 3 years, telling Alex how to live her life the way Jill sees fit. Alex continues by letting Jill have it some more and says to Jill , bitch you fight dirty you go to gossip columns you plant bullshit stories you’re jealous of everybody, you try to get people not to film with other people! Jill’s fangs come out and hisses at Alex ‘Just because you say it it doesn’t make it true’ .Damn! did you see that? That’s Jill being defensive because SHE KNOWS IT’S TRUE!

 Alex gets asked by Andy why she forgave Ramona and Bethenny when they were also rude and Bethenny called Simon ‘revolting’ but Alex says its because once she smacked them around a little bit, they were cool. And never said anything bad about Alex or gay ass Simon again. Jill keeps reminding Alex they’re not friends and that Alex was ‘channeling the devil’ during fashion week and she is ugly. Then she gives Alex a fake ass apology.

Then Andy says what’s with the hives bitch? Alex says its because she desperately needs a tan.Pobrecita! And then Andy asked why Simom is a bloated fat ass  this year and Alex says it’s because he quit smocking crack. Then Alex proudly says he will starts smocking crack again soon and be in speedoes next year ! Andy gets all excited and says that we all have something to look forward to specially him! EEEEWWW!!!  Someone needs to tell Simon not to wear those speedos for American TV he needs to wear the baggy gangsta shorts like a decent person none of that European up your ass thong  shit on my TV . PLEASE!

‘THE RAMONA COASTER!’

Then it’s Ramona’s turn and of course they show the Ramona coaster clips of all her crazy shenanigans all the way down to the wedding renewal. Andy tells Ramona that she smacked everyone with a 2 by 4. Andy reads an email to Ramona about how she didn’t renew shit and she is still a crazy rude bitch who likes to spit on people  .

Ramona insist that she changed. Alex says people shouldn’t expect Ramona to change and suddenly just be ‘mellow’ and this is Ramona we’re talking about its pretty good for Ramona the changes she made.

 Then Ramona tells LuAss her ridiculous one shoulder Wilma Flintstone dress is a ugly cheap whore getup.

 Another email for Ramona this one asking Ramona if she had plastic surgery . Ramona says she doesn’t remember how old she  is and she didn’t have plastic surgery.Andy asks Ramona what injectables she had and she in turn ask Andy what injectables he’s had and he says ‘none’. I guess no one wants to admit the work they’ve had.

 Then of course Ramona gets called crazy eyes and reminded of her scary crazy  eye- cat walk on the runway were she was ‘channeling the devil’. And you can tell Ramona doesn’t like getting teased over her eyes, because she gets all crazy eyes and attitudy on Andy .

 Then Ramona gets asked about flirting with that old fart from ‘Hooters’ and Kelly starts preaching to Ramona because St. Kelly doesn’t do  indiscretions like that, unless it involves spreading her huge hairy Sasquatch legs naked for Playboy for a couple bucks.

 Ramona says she likes to kiss and grind on everyone and Mario was cool with it because he was with his girlfriend at the time anyways, so it’s all good. Then Alex says that Ramona made out with all of the other bitches while on vacation.  

Jill then gets asked for  being a total  insane bitch at the Ramona , ’Tru Renewal’ party, were she  took  revenge on Ramona for ruining her Kodak moment. We get another fake apology from Jill.

And back to Ramona for punching Beth in the face at the Brooklyn bridge. Ramona starts to apologize to Bethenny for being an asshole. But Kelly gets jealous because this is not about her . So in order to make it about herself, Kelly starts to  psycho hostile, attack Ramona and calls herself stupid while punching herself in the head repeating ‘Stupid Kelly! Stupid Kelly!’ (That’s because Kelly knows she is stupid and this is her way of acknowledging it !)

Then Bethenny gets asked about her happy life now that she won the lotto and getting everything  she wanted like Jason, and a  baby. Well you bitches know already. We see the clips of Bethenny and all the good stuff thats being happening to her. And they show the clips of Beth and her hot man. Bethenny says Jason is a good player who is not Facebooking  or Tweeting or Twaating and it is what is is. Bethenny says she  is happy with her new baby and husband and starts crying.

 And of course they dont’ show Kellys face. I bet she was grinding her teeth in jealousy. Bethenny is back to being the skinny girl again in less than a couple weeks, after farting out that baby. Beth says she only gained 35 lbs. She is kinda like a skeleton with huge boobies. Bethenny gets addressed about the  ‘media whore’ accusations . Beth says she is not a ‘media whore’, but she will use the press to make that green. Good for that bitch.

Then Kelly gets asked why she called Bethenny a ‘media whore’  and accused Bethenny of putting her bussiness out there. Kelly keeps pointing fingers at Bethenny and accusing her of putting her business out there of course, Kelly is a crazy delusional lying bitch and we all know that. When Bethenny asks Sasquatch if she can provide proof  and name publications that Bethenny talked shit to about Kelly, stupid ass Sasquatch Kelly cannot even pull a bullshit lie out of her butthole if it was to save her life and at least come up with a bunk publication name and stupid Kelly she gets caught in a lie and she knows it. So she starts to  scramble up a lie but fails miserably at it so she just starts attacking Bethenny by acting dumb. What a MORON!  

Sasquatch ass Kelly,  keeps going on and on saying she is not going to answer Bethenny and starts sweating because she knows she is lying and tries to change the argument to something else  by saying ‘What are you doing right now?!’  And Bethenny answers like a normal person “I’m responding to something that you’ve said!’

 By this time Kelly was able to come up with half a lie and starts saying some shit about ‘the people that worked for Bethenny planting lies about Sasquatch’s family in the press. Alex says to Kelly‘I never read anything about you’re family in the press!’ I don’t think anybody did either.

 Kelly just keeps sinking deeper in her self made bullshit hole and drowning in it! I was embarrased for this idiot!  Then she starts with Alex and tells her ‘Alex Mccord don’t ever put words in my mouth’ and Alex says I didn’t you asshole! We’re done! Andy shuts this conversation down because of course that beast is crazy and Andy knows they getting nowhere.

 Then the peeing moment. Andy asks Bethenny were she draws the line on what is being shown on TV because this season we’ve seen Beth sitting on the crapper peeing on a stick.

 Bethenny says when she starts fucking Jason on camera then arrange an intervention.Horny Countless LuAnn says’ Thats a new show dahling!’And gets all exicted because she wants to see Jason nakid too. I wonder what Jason thinks of the peeing scene. Bethenny was like whatves I don’t care that I peed on TV . I think she should of close the door. No shit!

Kelly says she needed to be the director during that scene.

Some other email calls Kelly a fly and says that Bethenny used an AK 47 to take that fly out. LuAnn was laughing at Kelly for being crazy and a retard whore and you could tell Kelly wasnt liking that shit cause she was looking down all sad when LuAnn was calling her stupid and pointing out the fact that Kelly has mental problems. Insert sad music here for Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch.

Ramona got hot in her crotch I think she is having a hot flash or she is farting a wet, smelly, hot one.

Then of course the on going Vietnam war between Jill and Beth gets discussed . Starting of course with Bitch ‘Get a hobby!’And we see the clips of Jill running away from Bethenny, when she was trying to make up with her and Bethenny is painfully watching this shit about to cry.

Jill is acting as if she cares.  You can see during the clips that at first Jill didn’t want to talk to Bethenny anymore, but once Bethenny gets engaged  is when Jill’s attitude starts to morph and suddenly Jill, wanted  to make up with Bethenny and be friends again. By that time Bethenny didn’t want to talk to Jill anymore. Then we see Jill crying and saying she thinks Beth should forgive her.

  Jill and her hooker green stilettos,  look like she bought them at the Leprechaurn whore store. Jill says the power of the evil Satan cameras made her say the evil poison that spewed out of her mouth then she apologizes to Bethenny, (and pretended like she really meant it!) cries some more cocodrile tears  and calls herself a ‘New York Bitch’.

 Jill says she stayed away from Bethenny to not stress her out because Bethenny was preggers before. Beth says what happens was they were friends and Beth tells Jill the fame and famewhoring took over Jill. Jill turned into a crazy bitch.

Jill gets reminded that she is a bitch who counts everyting and rubs shit in your face. Jill gets called out on being the bitch that gives you a bagel and then talks about it for weeks to everybody on megaspeaker. Bethenny reminds Jill how she said ‘we are done!’ and also how she tried to  get people to not film with Beth.

 Then they all started taking over each other. LuAnn says they all try to sabotage filming with each other, like a pit of snakes. Alex tells Jill she is a bitch and reminds her she emailed Simon telling him to not film with Bethenny. She also confronts Jill on trying to ‘cut Bethenny out of housewives’.

Jill was getting scrambly and nervous trying to come up with good excuse-lies to justify her actions and asks Alex to show her the email.Alex tells her she is not crazy like Jill, keeping emails for 17 months.

 Jill tries to say she didn’t want to make up with Beth on camera  but off camera meaning she was pushing that drama.

Jill then tries to spew out another excuse and says that, she just didn’t want to make up with Beth because it was too early in the morning or some stupid shit like that. They bickered back and forth for like 20 min. Bethenny tells Jill she is a hypocrite ho’.

Bethenny says she herself did change but Jill is still a Bitch. Beth doesn’t believe that Jill has changed even thought Jill is now trying to pretend to change her tune. Bethenny says that  Jason didn’t like Jill much since the day he met her because Jill can be a snotty materialistic Bitch.

 Jill turns on the water works and starts crying and leaves with her green Leprechaurn whore-stilettos on. Kelly starts her shit because her meth kicks in and says that the fame is embarrassing or some shit . That bitch of course doesn’t make sense.

 

 

Part 2

Jill comes back or else they would of fire her ass. Andy looks at Bethenny and reminds Bethenny of the comment she made about Jill when she said that ‘the tides are  turning on Jill and that’s the reason why were having this conversation’ . Beth says that Jill always wants people to like her.

 Alex says that Jill doesn’t give a rats ass about the friendship with Bethenny going to shit  .  Alex says that Jill is only apologetic because she only cares that she looked like an asshole to the public and now everyone hates her. Because everyone now knows how she really is . Bethenny confronts Jill about how she only wanted to make up with Beth to look like a good person after  Jill heard that Beth got engaged and then pregnant .

Andy asks Bethenny why she wasn’t ready to make up with Jill when Jill was ready to make up with her. Bethenny answers  that it was because she was preggers and stressed out from all the bullshit  and had some blood clot. (I bet the stress that Bigfoot caused her in scary island contributed to her being sick while preggers). Then more bickering and talking over each other went on.

Andy says that Simon told him that Jill is a jelaous bitch and hates it when other people get more fame for their famewhoring and Jill hates it that Bethenny got her own show.

 Jill of course denies it and tries to kiss Bethennys ass. Jill says she is supportive and Simon is a lying shit-head who wears dresses. Then she goes on a spewage bullshit about how she  is supportive of every single one of the other bitches and mentions all their names even Ramona, but except Alex (notice how she never mentions Alex and look at Alex she is looking at Jill like she is channeling the devil like Sasquatch would say).

Ramona says that’s bullshit and that Jill called her up when Beth got her show and told her to not talk to Beth or film with her. Jill gets all pissed at Ramona and yells ‘YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! ’ denies, denies, denies!

 Jill keeps apologizing to Bethenny. Kelly is pissed Bethenny didn’t want her in the show, because they don’t really know each other.UH?! Stupid bigfoot. 

Jill says she was shocked that Bethenny’s dad died. Then blames Alex for not telling her that Bethenny’s dad was dying then. They all talk over each other and Andy has to referee their asses.

Alex yells at Jill and tells that bitch she is a liar because Alex did tell Jill about Beth’s dad situation  and yells at her for not calling Bethenny.Kelly keeps trying to suck up to Jill but nobody listens. Alex yells at Jill and says, Bitch it was online you moron!

Andy brings up that Jill played the cancer card and she holds on to voice mail  messages for ever, like a weirdoe.

More arguing goes on and Jill says that they were  issues that where edited out.Bethenny says lets just murder Jill . Another email gets read were another reader rags on Jill and her showing her true colors. Jill can’t take it anymore because she knows it’s true and  tries to get up and leave again while crying because she got called out on all her shit and knows she is wrong.

Even Sonja came out and of course the only questions that they asked was ‘how many times you’re getting laid in a week come on Sonja!’. Sonja says she is worried about Sasquatch not getting laid enough. Kelly says she never had a one night stand but spreading her legs for Playboy for everyone and their grandpapi to see it’s okay.

Sonja Gonzo continues her talks about how much she likes sex and admits she is a hooker because she has a lot of satisfied ‘customers’. I KNEW IT! Sonja also admits she was a waitress at some puterio and thats how she met her suga papi.Then they went on talking about the settlement that Sonja got after divorcing her sugar grandpapi and I don’t really care about that so lets just move on.

 Jill admited that the one liners dind’t work for her this season and she is giving the throne back to Bethenny. Alex realizes that this is the phrase that Kelly used when she insulted her at scary island and told her she was channeling the devil. I think Alex should channel the devil to monkey punch bigfoot in he mouth.

Then Bethenny calls LuAnn a dumb drag queen that grew a penis after her husband left herass.Bethenny says that Countless was a bitch ‘drag queen’ and Bethenny bullied and nailed her silly ass but after that,  they were cool again.I can’t believe LuAnn was laughing about Bethenny calling her ass a ‘drag queen’. Maybe there’s a glimpse of hope for that Bitch.

Andy asked the ho’s if they are aware that when they’re in public ripping each others face off  there is people around. Methinks is the ghetto in each of these bitches that never left them so they are immune to public embarrassment. Even though LuAnn tries to say she is embarrassed but we all know that’s bullshit.

LuAnn says she likes to kiss and Sonja tries to turn Andy straight.

 The meltdown with Kelly gets discussed and Kelly scary island clips are shown of her bulldozing every body’s vacation and of her accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her. Of course Kelly is not admitting shit.

Bitch is sitting there saying I never said that that’s not me. Did you see Andy’s terrified look on his face? and of course Kelly says she was a victim of systematic bullying and bitch kept on and on accusing everybody else of bullying her when all the bullying was being done by her crazy ass.

Never did this retarded cunt, ever admit that she was the crazy one who shit all over that vacation and the one who attacked the other women , while snorting line after line of meth . Kelly kept  rambling on her insanity spewage, Ramona said this stupid whore doesn’t make sense and she just wants to jump on Kelly and punch her in the throat. I’m sure at this point even Andy feels that way.

Kelly keeps saying she had no break down but break through. Andy just looks at her like ,are you serious bitch?. Ramona is gonna bust a vein through her asshole because she can’t take the crazyness from this dumb broad anymore.

 Kelly pulls another lie out of her hairy Bigfoot ass and says that the producers had to have  an intervention, of camera with Bethenny, which obviously never happened. Bethenny calls her ‘delusional’ And she is .Is this bitch so strung out on drugs and delusional she is actually believing this shit? Kelly sits there making up bullshit stories she continues to  ramble things that never took place and everyone is looking at her in disgust, confusion and horror .

Kelly says she is a scarecrow and a stupid idiot then her dumb ass throws another bullshit lie up in the air hoping it it will stick,by saying  that she was ‘forced’ at gun point to go on this trip by Bravo and Andy tells her THAT’S BULLSHIT BITCH! But of course there is no arguing with  a crazy demented Sasquatch bitch  who suffers from schizoprenia  and a serious case of asshole  . Kelly  answers Andy with her dialeted meth pupils and says all in a psychotic tone ‘yes they did everyone knows that they forced me Andy , Bravo forced me!’

 You could tell Andy and Ramona wanted to get up and knock that bitch the fuck out.  And of course  stupid ass LuAnn tries to defends Kelly but eventually even she admits Kelly  instigated alot of the shit, because it is so OBVIOUS!  Kelly kept saying it was disgusting and says’ I was embarrased’ Bethenny tells her ,‘you should be embarrased’ bitch. But of course Sasquatch is not embarrased for herself  like she should be . I am embarrassed for her. No, seriously I was.

It’s funny how Kelly says ,’ it was disgusting’ and ‘the most vile situation I’ve ever been in my entire life’  and blah blah blah. It’s so hilarious in an ironic demented way how she describes herself to a ‘T” when she is saying it was ‘disgusting’ and ’vile’but then twistes it and says, it was the other bitches being disgusting and vile. What a weirdoe! The other Bitches told her ass she was crazy and should go to the loony bin so that’s when it was her turn to throw a fit  and decides to get up, leave and take her mentally unstable ass  to got snort more meth.

 

“She just makes up whatever she wants to say. She’s going to tell me she’s an African American Asian woman in a minute. And we’re like okay, no, you’re not.”

Part 3

After Bethenny says that Kelly is a crazy mentally ill ho’ and next she is gonna say that she is an Asian African American woman who  just makes up anything she wants and acts like  the meltdown she had in scary island never happened, which is dangerous. All the bitches kept bringing up how this ho was picking fights and Bethenny says that Kelly was kicked out of scary island, ‘escorted by a producer’ .(It took 7 guys in yellow jackets with nets to trap her crazy ass  before they threw her in the van headed for the loony bin) 

Kelly reminds me of the loser turds they show on that show ‘Intervention’. Yep, that’s they show that Kelly should be on. All the other bitches  Ramona, Beth, Sonja and Alex are talking about how Kelly was crazy and mental, bullying people and pissing on peoples food. Sonja says that after the crazy bitch left they were all happy.  Kelly suddenly comes back. Did ya’ all noticed how that bitch was licking her lips like a crackhead when she came back? UHHMMM?!!

Kelly  is being all attitudy like always then she starts her shit with Bethenny again. Sonja mentions that Bethenny was not picking fights with the beast she was minding her own business cooking for everyone while on vacay. But Kelly has to start throwing her meth induced attacks and says ‘She wasn’t cooking the chef was cooking for her‘ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! SHE ATE THE FOOD SHE SAW BETHENNY COOKING?!

Kelly obviously doesn’t like that the other bitches are all calling her out on her psychotic episode which she pretends never happened.

 

Ramona reminds Kelly  bitch’ you told me you don’t have feelings’ yeah, I guess Kelly told Ramona that throught her marriage she had no feelings. UHH? Then Kelly calls Ramona  a drunk . Kelly says that the other bitches should apologize to her because she is Kelly. But then Ramona tells her she should apologize for ruining their vacation. I agree but to Sasquatch that doesn’t mean shit because she is an asshole.

 Andy asked Kelly if she recovered from her mental breakdown she answers ‘recover from what?’   The other ho’s and Andy are giving each other some confused, horrified looks.See this bitch is in so much denial she needs to be in a insane asylum for the criminally insane and please put Joker Face in there with her and Bravo can film them. ( I better shut up before I give those bastards ideas) Andy asks her again if she went coo coo ca too but Kelly continues to act like nothing happened with her whole going ape shit  spectacle  she so psychotically displayed at the vacation. I bet  she’s  flipped out like this before,  that’s why it don’t face her that everybody is telling her that she is crazy to her face.

 And why does Kelly asks those bitches if they’re jealous ? Jealous of what? That she has a pinga between her hairy legs? I don’t get it ? What are they supposed to be jealous of? Embarrassed for Kelly maybe, jealous I don’t think so.

 

Andy brings up how  once Kelly was escorted out of the island by the men with nets Jill had to show up to put a final turd on top of their already ruined vacation. And of course the clips are played so these bitches relieve the nightmare.

 

Sonja Gonzo says they threw  a friend out and she deserved it because bitch didn’t call and that was rude. Sonja also says that Jill could of made up with Bethenny in New York instead of flying out there stirring more drama.

Jill says she went because Ramona had insisted she go to that vacay with her.

Ramona asks Jill why did she not meet Sasquatch ass Kelly at the airport after she went ape shit to make sure she gets to the loony bin safe but Jill says that Kelly was chained and shackled safely in a cage and she also doesn’t  give a rats ass  about Kelly anyways. Plus Jill also denies Kelly’s obvious and various mental diseases fueled by meth.

Jill then looks at Ramona and yells , and by the way thanks a lot bitch, for not letting me and Bobby use your shitter after a 9 hour flight! Then a screamin match between Ramona and Jill .

Jill blames Alex for getting kicked out of the pedicure party .Jill is going full throttle after this bitch now.

Kelly accuses Alex of ‘acting’ because Kelly thinks other people do the same shit she does, all the time.Kelly kept instigating more shit I think the roids are kicking in about here. Bitch is like a ranging bull, but keeps saying she was bullied . Yeah this is coming from this shemale that beat up her own boyfriend with her manly fists. This bitch is embarrassing and she just keeps embarrassing herself . But she doesn’t realize this shit.

 

Andy then picks on LuAss the Countless. Andy brings up the short lesbian Courtney and LuAnn makes a lame ass excuse for not kissing him. Bitch tries to say it was because she wasn’t ready to kiss him .LuAnn doesn’t admit the short lesbian breath rieked like the inside of a coffin that was just dug up from the grave. Andy asks LuAnn about the current boyfriend Jac the french guy who is also Jewish and asks LuAnn  if the Count is racist asshole against Jewish people. LuAnn tries to say it was some other lame excuse that had to do with her but no one was buying it. 

Did you all notice how when Andy asked her if she fucked around on the Count she says I don’t have to answer shit bitch. In other words yes I did it ain’t none your bussines. See easy. Ramona tells LuAnn bitch you just admited it by saying that dumbass!  We discovered that LuAnn’s title wil be striped once she remarries. LuAnn says she deserves at least her courtesy title.

 Andy said that Courtney got emails for being a short stinky lesbian.  LuAnn says that right now, she is still fucking him in addition to new  boy toy Jac .And LuAnn makes Jac and Courtney play tennis matches against each other and whoever wins gets to fuck her.NICE! Andy tells LuAnn that Kim Zolciak said that LuAnns song sucked ass and LuAnn answers, fuck that bitch Kim!

Then a trip to Kelly land again Andy questions her about her contradictions of being a prude but then being naked on Playboy. This bitch seriously defends being on Playboy to give her daughters self steem. EUUKKAAAYY THEN!

 When Alex got asked about the pictures she took naked and how there was a double standard between hers and Kellys Playboy pictures Jill jumps in and says that the scary Alex pictures can’t be compared to Kellys. Because Alex pictures where creepy and taken at Simons hotel hallway. Jill made sure she repeated this to get Simon fired from the hotel because she hates people who are not rich like her and she never changed she is the same bitch she is always being.

In the end nothing really got resolved with all these ho’sand it was a very loong3 part reunion. However I didn’t expect anything to get resolved especially with Sasquatch Kelly in the mix. Andy should of had the loony bin squad phone number on speed dial just in case he needed to call them during the reunion . Bravo really needs to stop exploiting this mentally ill beast.

 Bravo is the new version of the of the traveling circus freak shows, that used to exploit people back in the day for being deformed freaks and Andy is the ring master. We’ll see what happens next season and if they bring Sasquatch back or will they be filming her from the insane asylum? Untill next season bitches.

  Here is her mugshot!

I am surprised this type of shit doesn’t happen every week with these Bitches, I mean think about it they are always hammered and drinking their wino glasses while the cameras are rolling. I guess sexy pistol Sonja Gonzo couldn’t flirt her way out of this pickle. Thanks Rebecca for the heads up!

Here is the original article from NYdaily News:

  

  Morgan, 46, who is the newest cast member to join the “Real Housewives of New York,” was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, RadarOnline.com reported.

 According to Radar, the reality TV star failed a number of field sobriety tests and refused to take a Breathalyzer test. She was then taken to the police station where she was charged with DWI.

Since joining the “Real Housewives,” Morgan has been winning over Bravo audiences with her life of the party attitude and fun-loving demeanor. She is the ex-wife of J.P. Morgan’s great-grandson, John Morgan.

 

Hey Bitches! What up Robin! I haven’t posted because sometimes my Boss Lady throws mo’money at me and says ‘Here Bitch do this project and you have this deadline!’ I’m a well paid slave so I accept. What can I say. So here’s a late recap from episode 11. Enjoy!

What the fuck was that about  ? Why was LuAnn kissing with that short lesbian with bad breath if she didn’t want to kiss her? You can straight up tell homegirl was trying to avoid the smelly kisses of the lesbian, because she kept her mouth shut and didn’t want to breath. Watch that scene very slow and you’ll see!
 

Also why is Sasquatch so hell bent on starting all these arguments with Bethenny ? I used to think Sasquatchy Kelly was a dumb ass, but now I know she is a dumb ass with a drug problem and also evil. Bitch wanted to fuck with Bethenny until she miscarried that baby specially since Bethenny was in a fragile state after her father dying.  Sasquatch thinks this is all gonna make her come out smelling like roses . What a dumb bitch!

  

 LuAnn payed some reject Boy George on crack looking fuck I’ve never heard of, a lot of money to kiss her ass on national TV to try and convince people that she has a good singing voice , and fails miserable at it. That motherfucker never once took his dark sunglasses off! So we all know he was lying when he was saying all that  bullshit, about how LuAnn has a great  singing voice and how she will always be the ‘Countess’ to him and how she reminds him of Madonna. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH .

That fool was so high and was lying like a cheap rug, in a roach motel, just pulling lie after lie out of his herpey infested sorry ass. He wanted to laugh too a couple times, you can tell.When LuAnn went into the recording room, LuAnn and the lying crack head ,were saying that LuAnn was singing. I was confused I thought she was just talking or reading from a book. That shit sounded like she was just giving a speech with her manly voice in a boring speechey way. At the end she tried to hit a high note. That was horrible. I’ve heard people that sound better while drunk off their assess at a karaoke concert with a fucked up echo.

 Why was that crackhead wearing a landing strip on his head? Was that so that he can get more male customers for his blow-job puterio business on the side? I bet they  payed him a lot of money to not embarrassed the Countless on national TV, like that one dude embarrassed Kim Zolciak . Remember when him and that singing coach (I forgot his name) told Kim she didn’t know what the fuck she was doing and she was no singer. LuAnn must of watched that episode and decided to hire a music producer,  who was desperate for money and  willing to ‘act’ on camera as if he thinks LuAnn is the shit and can be compared to Madonna. But he still could not  take off his dark sunglasses and so we know he was lying!

Suddenly LuAnn says that she’s been singing since she was a child star. Yeah whateves bitch the only thing you’ve been doing since you was 12 , was lighting up them menthols!

 Ramona invites all the Bitches to her bachelorette Bahamas puta-party, but Jill and LuAnn do not show up. Ramona makes the unfortunate mistake of inviting Sasquatch-ass Kelly, who went coo- caca, ape shit, on everybody because she is strung out on meth and roid rage.

And so Sasquatch ass Kelly started shit with Bethenny the minute they landed in St Johns, Sasquatch is delusional from all the drugs frying her brain in 79′. She thinks she is an intellectual genius,who can argue a case in supreme court with her arsenal in words and knowledge of worldly issues such as the preparation of processesed foods. Kelly tells Bethenny she doesn’t eat processesed foods, because she likes to eat healthy, but she loves gummy bears because she can pick those from a tree.

Kelly had a series of explosions during this trip and managed to ruin everybodys vacation.  The first blow up was when they were having lunch on the Olga yatch . Kelly stated she dind’t want to eat lunch while wearing a bathing suit because it was ‘creepy’ so she goes to her cabin to change and to snort a little meth . Kelly keeps saying ‘creepy’ and ‘gross’.

Kelly gets all pissed at Ramona because Ramona brings up the fact  Jill is a bitch. Mr Ed gets all pissed and says that she is ‘normal’ but that all the other bitches are not normal.

In 1979 Kelly must of had a mental meltdown and finally lost her mind from the cocktail of drugs she was  doing , because she keeps mentioning 1979. She was also unable to smuggle enough meth up her asshole on the plane, so when they landed in St. John she was already strung out and starting shit with Bethenny because, Bethenny is pregnant and just lost her father and Sasquatches who are having roidrage and meth craving episodes love going after the most vulnerable people, that’s how they operate.

  They go to one of the most beautiful places in the world, for this Bravo paid vacation, but Kelly and her roid rage ,meth jonsing attacks , causes her to shit wet diarreahea chunks all over the trip and manages to ruin everyone’s vacation.

That Bitch should of never gone, she was so hostile and with each episode her manly body becomes more obvious that she was not born female. She just looks like a muscular quarter back with hughe shoulders, big muscular arms and fake huge boobs. I bet that Bitch shaves her face in the morning. Kelly looks like Sasquatch fucked Mr. Ed in the ass and had a baby and named it Kelly and it was born with male parts.

The comnbination of Kelly being a raving meth-craving, roid taking, lunatic who is also incredibly stupid and doesn’t understand humor, makes her more  hostile and nasty against Bethenny . When Ramona asked where the wine was Bethenny said ‘I saw some grapes in the fridge I am going to stomp on them’ Kelly says ‘Uh NO! I am eating those you’re not stomping  on grapes!’ What a stupid, hostile evil Bitch!  How old is this dumb cunt? Like 57? This Bitch gotta know that you make wine from grapes and that people used to stomp on them. Even my 3 year old nephew knows that. But Kelly gotta play STUPID! Just to be EVIL to  Bethenny because she just wants to pick on a pregnant girl  who is also mourning. That bitch is evil . I was hoping she would fall overboard and become shark food . But then again the poor sharks would of suffered from food poisoning, and that would be animal cruelty.

 

 

Sasquatch must be on Jill’s payroll because she kept defending her and barking at Ramona  and Alex , but the one that she specially went after in the most vicious way was Bethenny. At one point Kelly ran out of sentences that burly made sense and continues saying: ‘I’m normal, I’m a real person’ Just repeating that over and over and escalating it.

Then Kelly decided she was gonna verbally bitch slap the other bitches with her  intellectual display of  Kelly analogies, and tells the other Bitches that they are ‘psychoanalyzing everything and making lemons out of lemonade!’ Bethenny and the other ho’s look at Kelly like she is an idiot. Because she is. Bethenny says WTFUCK? REALLY? REALLY BITCH? THAT’S THE BEST YOU’VE GOT? First of all you got that back-assward it’s ‘Making lemonade out of lemons’  that means making good out of something bad. But  you can’t argue with a crazy person, so Kelly insistently answers Bethenny ’not necessarily’ .

 Then Kelly ran out of words again, to try and win her argument, so she resorts back to ‘that’s gross this is gross creepy and gross and creepy‘ Bitch just keeps repeating that over an over.

The other women keep trying to make their point to Kelly about the reason no one likes Jill, which is because she is a raging bitch that doesn’t care about anybody else’s feelings .

 Kelly says she doesn’t like ‘talking about feelings because , uh , it’s so 1979 ‘  I’m telling you this bitch fried her brain in 1979, that’s why her broken record voice box keeps repeating that shit, and the only one that these giberish sentences make sense to  is Kelly herself, because Kelly must have a lot of voices in her insane head rambling idiotic shit all the time . She counldn’t argue her way out of a snot tissue.

After she blows up she decides to storm out of the table, and when she walks to the sliding glass door first she almost walks into it, then she stood there like an dildo for 20 minutes trying to figure out how  to open the sliding glass door.

The girl that was a waitress for the yatch was just standing there looking at her and didn’t help her on purpose, so that Kelly would look more dumb in front of the other Bitches and because she also got on that poor girls nerves. Finally she pushes the sliding glass door button and lets Kelly in. HA HA HA!

Suddenly Kelly came back after her meth time out, and was all happy again. That’s what meth and roid rage does to you!.

Bethenny and Alex bond some more and talk about Bethenny’s dad’s passing. They also make fun of Kelly and how stupid and brain fried Miss you’re making lemons out of lemonade graduate of Mickey mouse college!  YEAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

We also saw the Countless LuAnn on her date, with the short lesbian she’s been dating, named Courtney  . Courtney takes LuAnn to an opium den and makes her drink some fucking ruffee moonshine . I’m telling you that lesbian has some rank breath, because when she kissed LuAnn you can tell the Countless was trying to not breathe.

Bitch was thinking ‘aw god! brush your teeth they stink like the butthole of an elephant!’ LuAnn’s fake laugh was doing nothing to hide her face of disgust.EWWWW! Maybe the short lesbian has fake teeth that’s why her breath stinks like the inside of a coffin!

LuAnn says that she is not looking to hook up with anyone permanent right now and is just dating Courtney for a bootey call and to add to her  fuck-roster. That short lesbian needs to brush her teeth and buy some rogaine. And Countless says there is chemistry between her and Courtney. LIAAAR!

Ramona doesn’t know how to swim and Gonzo doesn’t jump in the water because, she wears a road-kill wig, from Kim Zolciak’s collection of rat hair wigs.

While on the yatch Ramona made a seating chart to keep away Kelly and Beth. Bethenny mourns over her father and Kelly was being a dick to her, because thats what she has between her deformed manly legs.

The bitches were joking about one night stands, and other funny shit but stupid Mr. Ed started getting all bitchy and holier than thou, and said she doesn’t have one night stands like Bethenny .LIAAAR!

 Bitch wanted to find stupid reasons to start shit with Bethenny and saying that she wans’t a whore like Bethenny who fucks everybody.  Kelly also keeps disagreeing with EVERYTHING!  That Bethenny  says and even shit Bethenny doesn’t say and keeps digging up their old argument that supposedly she was already done making peace with Bethenny. Oh, yeah and even though Kelly continues to bring up her and Bethenny’s old fight she also has the twisted odassity to say that it is Beth bringing it up.  WHAT A CREEP!

Then she keeps saying that she doesn’t want to talk about or feel feelings, because its so 1979 and  of course kept going after Bethenny, it was ugly, that Bitch kept bringing shit up from the past then she suddenly starts yelling at Bethenny saying ,’ Nobody cares about you Bethenny and youre creepy! And other stupid shit that just dind’t make any logical sense, and attacks Bethenny saying that Bethenny is not a chef that she is a cook and that is creepy! WHAT A  STUPID CUNT! Oh my GOD!

She also accusses Bethenny of talking to the press about her children and doing shit to her children . What a delusional ASSHOLE! It was hard writing this post because that bitch gets on my last nerve. I can’t believe someone is so VILE! To just go after a pregnant woman who is mourning at that! All that shit that sick bitch, kept calling Bethenny  like, gross and a ho’ bag , she should of said those things in front of a mirror because she was describing herself to a ‘T’!

 What a nasty ugly bitch inside and out, she is the stupidest bitch I’ve ever seen  ! Did it not ocurred inside her fugly disgusting head for a minute that she can make Bethenny stressed out, to the point that she can lose the baby? Kelly you’re GROSS and CREEPY, for doing that you SICK BITCH! Her giberish  sorry ass excuse  arguments against Bethenny, did not make any sense !

It was all a tapestry of confusing psychobable,  the crazy bag ladies that dumpster dive for a living, make more sense than her in an argument!  I used to think this bitch was stupid now I know is more than that !This dumb ass ho’,  coke snorted herself retarded! 

Bethenny kept avoiding that stupid cunt, but Kelly kept following her. She even followed Bethenny to the Hooters boat . Poor Gonzo keeps getting stuck babysitting Sasquatch. And Ramona is slurring  wasted,telling Kelly to shut the fuck up and chill.

But it gets worse…

 Oh yeah and Kelly’s room smelled  like cat pee as Miss Gonzo stated!  Everyone on the blogs  was saying meth smells like cat pee! I looked it up! Its true! Check out this link and it also says that people who do that shit smell like cat pee, sweat a lot and have an unkempt appearance and think everyone is out to get them! That’s Kelly to a ‘T’. Plus she is scary looking too which is also part of being a meth-head. I’m just saying!

 

LuAnn ended up inviting Alex to the Cocktail Clitore for the homeless shingdig. But I guess Bethenny did not grovel at their asses enough to be invited. While at the Clitore party not much action went on other than LuAss bitching at Alex for smacking Jill around with the message last time.

 Alex was also confronted by Bobby, who tells Alex Jill came home crying and Jill never cries, because she is usually the one that makes Alex cry who is usually so nice. And Bobby is surprised at her behavior and begs Alex to apologize to Jill, wheter Jill is right or wrong, because Bobby is tired of dealing with crazy Jill complaining day and night, about how Alex delivered her that God awful message.

Jill cryed to Kelly who is her new ‘pet project and tells Kelly, she didn’t want to make up with Bethenny before because, she dind’t have her cheat notes to keep her lies straight.

Even though Jill cried to Bobby about how incredibly mean Alex was to her, and told him to tell Alex to apologize to her, she still avoided Alex like the plague the minute she saw Alex approaching her. This was carefully crafted by Jill in order to kill any chance of Alex apologizing to Jill, making Jill look more like the poor fragile victim. 

 Ramona also berates Alex for delivering that ‘messague’. I think all the alcohol has short circuit some of Ramona’s thought pattern, because it doesn’t make sense that she would stick up for Jill the Pill; after all, they both tried to shit on each others events.

Bethenny finally gets a call from her dad to see him and she gets to see him before he died.

LuAnn is flirting with some short 50 year old, lesbian named Courtney, at ‘The Kelly event for asking people if they wear underwear’. LuAnn brags that she is working on a song , because suddenly she is a singer too! That short lesbian asks LuAnn out. You can tell Courtney, must have bad coffin breath, because she is chewing on a lot of gum. 

That Jennifer Gilbert bitch is shown a little more here and says that,  whatever the fuck LuAnn’s date is  it ‘ Has bad hair and is gay!’. She also mocks Alex when she leaves by asking her why she is leaving in a condensending tone: ‘Is it something we said?’ I bet this Bitch is also gonna be Jill’s lap dog.

  

 

 

Simon dogs Alex and sits between Jill and Gonzo’s legs. You can tell Gonzo was all exicted. When they got home Alex smacked him with a hot spatula for that.

Ramonas daughter doesn’t see the stupid point of her parents wedding renewal, since mom and dad cheat on each other constantily, and the dress ramona wants to choose is ugly and the whole thing is ‘RIDICULOUS!’ And Avery wants a black dress!

Jill dictates to Kelly how she should talk. And tells her she says ‘like’too much. So she starts to count the ‘likes’ and tells Kelly she is gonna train her on how to talk properly, because people are not taking her seriously when she says like too much, so she smacks Kelly upside down the head with a rolled up newspaper and counts everytime Kelly says ‘like’.

Kelly just laughs, and still follows Jill around and proudly admits she is Jill’s, ‘pet project’.Stupid Bitch don’t realize Jill can’t stand her in reality, and she just talks to her to piss off Bethenny. So Jill is just using her! But Kelly is too stupid to notice.

Ramona invites all the Bitches to her bachelorete party while having lunch at the fancy smancy Four Seasons and they all flirt with some old fart.

Jill uses this opportunitu to take digs at Sonja and asks her personal questions and Sonja uses this opportunity to brag that she too was a ‘model’. Jill says, Really? Are u sure you weren’t a cocktail waitress selling tricks on the side when you met your sugar grandpapi? You’re also short! You can’t be a model lying Bitch!

Jill also says that Ramona’s wedding renewal is stupid!

 

 

 

And finally round 2 between Jill and Alex. When the Bitches arrive at Jennifer’s house she opens the door and says ‘ Everyone is asleep behind closed doors!’ What the fuck is that mean? Was that her way of telling those loud ass ho’s to keep it down? Uhmm?

 Jill, LuAnn,  Ramona, Kelly and that new Bitch Jennifer where at the party and Ramona announces to the room full of drunken menopausal bitches that Bethenny send her an email telling her that Bethenny’s dad had died. Jill blows up at Ramona because she dind’t tell her first. And Ramona tells Jill she didn’t read the text until after she was donne with her workday so she didn’t email anybody but Jill doesn’t understand that because she doesn’t have to work. Jill smacks Ramona in a screaming bitch slapping match and Ramona lets her.

 All those people behind closed doors at that bitches house are awake now.

That new ho’ Jennifer tries to smooth things out by talking to Jill and kissing her ass. Jill totally and rudely ignores whatever spewage that dumb ass Jennifer was farting out of her mouth and just like a 13 year old runs in Jennifer’s pantry to cry. NICE! So Jill disses the new ho’ at her house at her party! NICE!

Jill’s pet project follows her in the pantry and kisses her ass too. It was funny as fucking hell when that Jennifer Bitch went in the pantry and didn’t say anything to Jill or Behemoth just physically kicked them out of the pantry! AWKWARD!

Gonzo walks in the middle of the Afganistan war already in progress.

 And finally Alex shows up with her Brooklyn gloves on and tells Jill ‘I got your text messague earlier, HOW COULD YOU!’ And she goes on , Bitch you were trying to gossip and you’re a piece of shit, Shut up and listen to me stupid ho’!

Alex was all screaming at that Bitch Jill about how when Bethenny’s dad died she was trying to use his death to gossip. Then Jill got all upidty and tells her ‘EXCUME ME DON’T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!’.

Alex loses it and yells at Jill, YOU’RE A MEAN GIRL AND YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL!’ AND WHILE YOU’RE STUPID ASS IS IN HIGH SCHOOL I’M IN BROOKLYN TRYIN TO SURVIVE IN THIS FUCKED UP ECONOMY! BITCH I’M FROM BROOKLYN AND I’M AT BROOKLYN TRYING TO HUSTLE AND I’M A WORKING MOM! AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM PUNCHING YOU IN YOUR FAT MOUTH YOU STUPID BITCH!

Jill just laughs at Alex with an evil grin in her face and spits in Alex face and says: Then go back to Brooklyn you peasant broke ass ho’ you ain’t got no money and no social status, and we just won’t be in the same social circle! Go back to Brooklyn you ghetto ass low rent bitch!

Then Jill continues reminding Alex and rubbing it in Alex’s face, that they shouldn’t be in the same social circles, since Jill is so much richer and mocks Alex by telling Alex ‘You’re a better person than I am!’ But I still have mo’ money than you dumb bitch!

You can tell Jill was very much enjoyin herself because she knows she is much more better off financially than Alex and when Alex brought up that she is a ‘working mom’ this gave Jill fuel to piss on Alex’s fire, then she was apologizing to Jennifer for Alex behavior as if Alex is an unimportant savage who is not allowed to be pissed after the way Jill’s been shitting on her for the last 2 years. the CountAss was also mocking Alex and Gonzo was rolling up her eyes cause she don’t give a shit about broke ass ho’s. 

Jill also kept interrupting and not listening to Alex as if she was an annoying child who needed to be ignored, to be taught a lesson.  That Bitch is Evil! And after Alex left frustrated, she sat there with the fatest grin in her face. But Karma is a Bitch Jill!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bethenny is sitting with her assistant getting ready for her morning. Her assistant finds the Perez Hilton’s post that first announced that Bethenny was pregnant last October .Bethenny can’t figure out how Perez Hilton found out about her pregnancy, since she didn’t tell anybody, she only told her assistant, her best friend on the phone, and the 8 men camera crew who filmed her pissing on the stick while taking her pregnancy test. Gee  I wonder how that could of possibly gotten out?

 But all fingers point to Jill of course, maybe Jill was digging in Bethenny’s trash and found the disposed pregnancy test.Bethenny is freaking out . I remember when this shit happened back in October, but I only posted it after Hilton posted it.Bethenny is having a conniption fit and her assistant tells her to come down.Bethenny express that she has to now tell Jason and she is clearly upset.

LuAnn is visiting Sonja to check out the sections of her palatial townhouse for the Couture Skankass party. Supposedly this party they throwing is to donate the items to the homeless. Yeah like the homeless are gonna wear that gown that Alex wore to the opera that cost  like 10 grand. I can just see some homeless bag lady wearing that outfit at the NYC soup kitchen on a fancy night out.

Sonja tells LuAnn that they can smoke cigarettes or cigars outside on her patio and takes LuAnn out on the patio. Yeah, that makes sense LuAnn’s voice sounds like she’s been  smoking a lot of menthol’s since she was 12. Maybe that’s why Gonzo told her that shit, that she can smoke outside.

Gonzo warns LuAnn of the poop outside. LuAnn says she is stepping over a mindfill of shit and gets wet dog crap all over her suede boots. Then she starts cursing in French to make sure everyone knows she speaks French.

 

Sonja says that her lazy ass housekeeper is not there to pick up the dog  shit today, and she can’t be bothered with cleaning that, so LuAnn will just have to wipe her foot on the  patio stone because she is not letting her wash her cheap ass Target boots in her sink .Like Jill. Jill washes shit shoes in her sink like in last episode with the vet’s shoe.

What the fuck is up with Gonzo’s freaky statues in the backyard that shit looks like something out of that movie the Shinning.

Jill calls LuAnn and LuAnn puts Jill on speaker. Jills says to LuAnn Where are you bitch? Why aren’t you here up my ass?and since LuAnn is now Jill’s butt sniffing lap dog, she tells her that she is at Gonzo’s house shooting the shit. LITERALY!

Did ya’ all see Jill’s face? That Bitch looked all pissed that LuAnn wans’t paying homage to Queen Jill, kneeling at her throne,sniffing her fat culo. 

Jill is not liking this Sonja character, you can clearly see how flamingly pissed and jealous Jill is of this woman already. Jill wants to dick slap those two bitches through the phone if she could .

Jill ask LuAnn if she send her an e-vite for the  Cocktail Clitore party.  LuAnn tells Jill she already send an e-vite and ask Jill if she got it. Jill orders LuAnn to send her an evite for the Cocktail and Cliture party because the piece of shit e-vite she send her was not enough.

Jill tells LuAnn but ‘ I can tell you didn’t put that much thought into it!’Of course since LuAnn is on Jill’s payroll, right now as her guard dog, she doesn’t talk back to Jill. If it was Alex that said the shit Jill said to  the Countless, she would of  punched Alex in the mouth through the phone somehow, but since it was Jill who pays her for being her bitch she doesn’t dare spew any sass back to Queen Jill.

 Then Jill spills the beans that Bethenny is pregnant .

 Jill also demands gossip. Did ya’ all see Gonzo’s face? Bitch looks like a frozen wax figure, bitch better stay away from open flames or she may start crying ‘I’M MELTING I’M MELTING!’ She can’t move her upper lip and she has a permanent surprise look on her face . However I am liking this Gonzo Bitch simply because Jillous is jealous of her. HA HA HA!

 All the bitches start discussing how Bethenny had a little ‘bubble’ on her belly  and how she looked preggers at the last party. Then LuAnn brings up that Bethenny just got engaged and insinuates that this is the reason she is hurrying up and getting married.

 Then Gonzo says ‘that’s the European way! first you get pregnant and then you get married”. Yeah, well that’s the hillbilly way too first ya’ get knocked up then you have a shotgun wedding. But Bethenny needed that so its all good. Jill is so jealous of Gonzo and LuAnn hanging out together and out- yentaing her .

Jill of course has to give her expert advice and opinion on Bethenny and says that Bethenny shouldn’t be talking about the pregnancy because she is not pregnant enough. Then Jill decides she is going to send Bethenny messages, telling her to keep her pregnancy a secret even thought Jill is the one who told Perez Hilton after she found that used pregnancy test that said positive, while she was digging in Bethenny’s trash , that one day.

 LuAnn admits that Bethenny blocked her from Twitter. LuAnn asks Jill if she should invite Bethenny to this party and Jill says to LuAnn ‘I dont know why since she callewd you a snake but that’s yo’ business!’ yo’ stupid bitch! then LuAnn tells her that Bethenny apologized. See LuAnn has to run it by Jill first to see if Queen Jill approves it!

LuAnn comes to a compromise with Jill and says, lets do this since we don’t really like Bethenny anyways lets see if she will kiss our ass first, and then we’ll invite her and woop her ass at the party. How’s that sound?

 Gonzo tries to cut Bethenny some slack by saying that Bethenny is under a lot of stress because she is preggers and getting hitched, but LuAnn looks at her like she is gonna smack her with the phone ala Naomi Campbell for that remark.

And now Bethenny has to tell Jason that her pregnancy leaked to the blogosphere .  You can tell this guy is pissed , but see here is the thing when you are on a reality TV show, this kind of shit may happen guys. It sucks but this is what you gotta remember.

Jason says he can’t handle this level of bullshit and that he knew her life was in the public eye but this is ridiculous. Then he tells Bethenny not to yell at him. I didn’t hear her yelling thats just the way she talks . He better start getting used to it.

Damn! If this it how he was freaking out about when her pregnancy leaked imagine how much he flipped when Jill was posting on FB that the baby was a boy he better get used to this circus fast. It’s so funny that Bethenny is 39 and having a baby I just thought about that shit when I’m her age  my kid is gonna be 19. Which makes me more exicted for her because she waited to have a baby for so long !

 This is where they introduce Jennifer . Jill japs her mouth in full mothor mouth mode. She is name dropping about how she knows Donald Trump and Ghandi and Jimi Hendrix.

Jill also decides that since this is HER skating party and she does not like to eat while she is skating no one else should be able to eat regular food either .

Jill’s menu consist of  an assload of junk food and also some lamb chops because she wants to take them to Ginger . Jill don’t give a flying fuck what everone else would like to eat it’s what she likes to eat and the food she ordered did not go together , Jamba Juice, cupcackes, hot chocolate, pigs in blankets and frozen chicken fingers, plus the lambchops.

Sonja Gonzo decides she needs to get a tuck on her flabby belly and says she rather have the doctor tuck it than do any sit ups because that takes effort. So she drags Ramona, who is good at snooping on people, to this back alley surgeons office who graduated from the Tijuana online school. 

Since Ramona loooves to research and question people until they want to shoot her, she shows up wasted and ready to confront the so called doctor. Then she asks the doctor why the fuck he is drunk at 9 in the morning and why there is a blanket of dust and dirty magazines on his desk the doctors admits those magazines are from 1973 when he was fired from the hospital and has no hospital benefits. Ramona then yells, I WOULDN’T LET YOU DO SURGERY ON LUANN’S PECKER AND I HATE THAT BITCH!

The doctor was all embarrassed and says that he is not drunk but has been hitting the funny gas in the office. Even thought the doctor is questionable Sonja Gonzo is still having him do her tummy tuck because the doctor has performed some surgeries on famous models like Kelly’s divorced teeties and Sonja is a doofus like that so she is just gonna do it anyways against drunken Ramona’s advice.

Bethenny calls Alex to tell her that she is having a baby Hoppy. Alex asks Beth if she is having Perez Hilton’s blue haired babies Bethenny says only nine of them. Bethenny also informs Alex that she got an email from Jill the Pill telling her to keep her pregnancy business private, even thought it was more than likely Jill herself who told him.

Bethenny informs Alex she is not going to attend Ramona’s skin care party because she may run into Jill and she don’t fell like throwing down now that she is preggers, so she asks Alex to deliver a message to Jill and tell her to stay the FUCK out of her life and she never wants to have ANYTHING to do with  her loud mouth and fake ass red hair again. EVER! Alex says that she has a fire of hell in her belly and will gladly deliver that bitch the message, and will have no problem punching her in the face  too, because she just wants to do it for her own vengeance purposes since she hates that rude stuck up Bitch anyways.

Alex says she is tired of all the years of bullshit that Jill has put her through. She says Jill treats her like she is some fucking peasant not worthy to be listened to or sit next to Queen Zarin and she is going to put an end to that bullshit by going Brooklyn on her harpy ass.  FINALLY ALEX IS GOING TO REPRESENT SOME BROOKLYN! Dont be ashamed chica say it loud say it proud I’M FROM BROOKLYN! And then punch that ho’ make sure you make her spell Brooklyn with her teeth while she picks them up from the floor after you’r done with her.

Jill and Bobby are doing some cheesey interwiew to promote It’s all about Queen Jill FabricsZarin frabrics. The interviewer asks Bobby the firtst question and Jill bulldozes, interrupts and takes over because she feels her husband is taking too long to answer and she is losing her patiente. After Jill rudely takes over she starts selling the fabrics prices an all. She totally steals Bobby’s thunder, she is good at that, and this is after she told Bobby this was his night. But what do you expect from this Bitch after all she is the one who wanted to jump the gun and be the first one to announce Bethenny’s baby birth,even thought she had the baby’s gender and weight  all wrong.

Sonja Gonzo consults with an Gypsy Old Crone . The Crone was like 300 lbs and was missing some teeth and hair. That’s how you know if they’re for real . This Bitch must be for really real. Maybe Alex can hire her later and get the six winning numbers for the lottery so she can shove it in Jill’s face after the draw.

We then are taken to some event where Countless LuAnn is promoting her bullshit ass book Classless with the CountAss. Jill show up loud and late slams open the door and yells ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT ME BITCHES!’ She then proceeds to act disruptive  and more  loud while LuAnn is trying to read her pitch, because just like she said at the beggining it’s all about her and even this event for CountAss has to be all about her one way or another. SO SUCK ON THAT!

 Jill is using her blackberry, the whole time  LuAnn was up on the stage trying to peddle her book because she desperately needs the money to eat and pay for gigolos.  Jill the Pill and Behemoth are talking away Jill is also using her blackberry, and LuAnn  gets all pissed off at her bestie Jill, who is dissing her at her own function. LuAnn starts talking about how it is rude manners to walk in late and looks at Jill, but Jill doesn’t get it because it’s all about Jill not the CountAss and her cheesey book.

 Then out of the blue rude ass gettho Jill yells at the audience if anyone has a brother for LuAnn because she is desperate and hasn’t had any dick in about 6 months, since the Count left her for that younger hotter ho’ and he took all the money LuAnn needed to pay for male-whores.

 I am was waiting for Jill to just shove LuAnn out of the way and take over the mike to give that public service announcement to help LuAnn out by airin out all her personal sex life to God and everyone else. Fucking crazy Bitch! LuAnn was all irritated and pissed about these 2 ho’s talking throught her speech and walking in late.  I doubt this will get brought up during the reunion unless LuAss is done being Jill’s underdog by then.

And now Ramona’s Tru- Ho Skincare party. Kelly shows up with no pants of course just wearing her tranny panties . This Bitch needs to get off the meth, she looked like she was ready to go to her other part-time gig as a street walker after the party. Meth cost a lot of money.

Jill says that she is pissed that Ramona wrecked her Kodak event and that she is going to be the bigger person by shitting all over Ramona’s thingymagigy after monkey punching her in the nose.

 Jill shows up with her boxing gloves on , ready to charge at Ramona . Jill picks up a brochure from the display table  and the first thing out of her fat mouth was how fugly Ramona looks on those pictures, ‘THAT’S NOT HUW, THEY ROIN HUW! THIS ISN’T HUW FAWCE? WHO IS THIS? THIS IS REAW BAD BOTOX OW SOMEONE PHOTOSHOPED THE FUCK OUT HUW!’

 Bitch was being real loud. But you know she wanted to not only be the bigger person but also the loudest, most obnoxious one.

 Jill continues her rampage about teaching Romaine Lettuce with example. What exactly is she teaching her, that she can be just as physco and irritating if not worse. Jill the Pill went on and on about how Romaine Lettuce’s skincare thingy would go wrong and Ramona is fugly her skin looks like shit and she is serving disgusting unhealthy dog food to her guest. Since all that roach coach junk food Jill  is serving at her Holiday skanking, party is far more healthier.

Bethenny sends a bottle of  booze and a baby announcement .  And Bitch Jill is pissed that she was not told and bitches about how Bethenny’s life is the public eye and blah blah blah! Well ya’ all in a reality TV show what the fuck you think happens? Your life is in a fishbowl. DUMB ASS!

Then the Messenger bullshit. Alex and Simon show up and Alex has a gun in her purse. Alex walks up to Jill and says hi to her, I have a messague for you, Bethenny never wants to see you or talk to you again! Then she shoots her. Kelly then  she flaps her arms around  and says some dumb bull about the messenguer always gets killed. Alex looks at her and says not always Bitch, and shoots her too. Not really, but that’s how it really should of happened but instead Alex stumbles her ‘delivery’.

 At first Jill thinks Alex is preggers also. Everybody keeps interrupting Alex and Jill just keeps laughing at her like, Bitch whatever you have to say ain’t important, you ain’t nobody important But finally after like 20 minutes of Alex breaking out in hives and repeating ‘I have a delivery’  she finally tells Jill, in front of everyobody else, that  Bethenny said FUCK OFF! And that she doesn’t want anything to do with her crazy ass anymore.

At that moment it’s like someone scratches the record and everyone gets all pissed off, even Ramona who dind’t  notice Jill calling her fugly.Jill can’t believe that this peasant ho, had the nerve to put her in her place. And stupid Behemoth keeps repeating ‘the messenguer always gets killed!’, over and over . Then she says that is creepy and fourth grade. No Kelly what’s creepy is those fugly tranny street walker red panties you’re wearing with the high heels that is CREEPY!

Behemoth keeps trying to convice the tranny CountAss to go kill Alex. Everyone ignores Kelly and leaves. Jill goes home to cry to Bobby  and says she is gonna destroy Alex. Alex says she don’t give a rats ass what that miserable Bitch says, and she also don’t give a shit if this changed whatever relationship she had, or did not have with Jill the Pill. Alex says she is gonna go Brooklyn again on Jill if she has to, and she don’t regret it. Then she yells, FUCK THAT BITCH!

  

What did I say Bitches! What did I say in one of my recent recaps about  how CounAss wanted some Maxi. Remember?

 Maximiliano Palacio who dated Kelly Behemoth and humped her pink boots in public, he was also Sonja Gonzo’s once a week fuck boy may also be working for Countless LuAnn DeLa Mierda. Maxi-padded is  an actor from Argentina who appears in Spanish TV commercials and is going to be hosting some Bootey-Call show on Telemundo.

I can just see this fool on a Spanish Telenovela. Like the ones my mom used to watch all Hershey squirt-cheesey for your tacky pleasure! Ah good times!

There you have it Bitches, Maximiliano Palacio Spanish Actor/Male-Whore. I guess when he is not acting in Spanish dating shows he is giggologing his ass to 75 year old, desperate, divorced, cougars who have not ever seen a cock, that’s less than 35 years old since before they married their 85 year old, Sugar Grand Papies. DAMN THAT GROSS!

 

 

 

No shit! Jill Zarin’s insanity and evil ways has driven people to write out a petition to kick her off the show! Never in all the house wrecks history has a woman pissed off people so much,that they are petitioning to fire her from Real Housewives. WOW!

Click here for the link to the petition. Thanks to reader Rebecca.

Last Friday when Bethenny went into labor several reliable sources posted that she had gone into early labor . However nothing official was posted that she gave birth . 

Suddenly a Tweeter by the name of TweetMaxine had Tweeted that Bethenny had delivered a baby boy, and later on that day, Jill Zarin took to her FaceBook and posted that Bethenny had delivered a 6 pound baby boy.

 After Jill posted that bullshit announcement Radaronline had also posted the same thing. I bet Jill is the one that called them and then they posted that, I dind’t see anything anywhere else that was more reliable or solid that said otherwise . The next day on Saturday is when Bethenny abtually delivered her baby girl and an official announcement was made on Eonline.

 Sometime after that I believe it was Sunday Jill hid behind her daughter Ally and stated that Ally had read a Tweet and a blog that Bethenny delivered a boy on Friday and this was the reason Jill went and delivered those news because she was excited.  This was Jill’s explanation:

“Yesterday [my daughter] read a tweet and blog that Bethenny gave birth. We were excited and congratulated her obviously prematurely. I should have waited until B announced it herself. Sorry.”

What a fucking liar! I searched everywhere Friday to see if Bethenny delivered a boy and the only place that said that was Radaronline which like I said before I bet Jill is the one that called them to tell them of Bethenny’s fake delivery. Jill is also trying to make good with everyone and of course including Bethenny and set up a photoshoot of her buying the baby a gift. She thinks if she buys baby a gift all is good again. Dumb Ass!

  

Simon Van Kempen also clowned on Jill and  send these Tweets Saturday:

“A new best seller “The Lies of Susan Saunders” syndicated in a gossip column near you. (Warning – hide your cat)”

“Nothing secret about it RT @_StephanieLeigh @simonvankempenI think Jill’s next book should be entitled “Secrets of a gossiping jewish yenta.”

Will any of you Bitches be signing the petition or do you think Jill is good for drama?

 

Radaronline and other sources like Realitytea and Jill the Pill  reported that Bethenny Frankel gave birth to a 6 lb. 8 ounce baby boy, on this Mother’s day weekend. But Bethenny just Tweeted that she has a baby named Bryn and Radaronline just updated their post that Bethenny had a little girlweighing a healthy 4 pounds, 12 ounces born at 8am Saturday. Whatever the gender of the baby  is a  major blessing !

Here is Bethenny’s Tweet:

I can’t express how happy I am&how beautiful,supportive&thoughtful u all are.Bryn is a tiny beautiful peanut.new chapter begins.thank you

The baby was supposed to be born in June but decided to come a full month early.

Jill the Pill was posting on her FB last night that Bethenny had a baby boy and Ramona reported Beth going into labor via Tweetter.  I will update as soon as  it becomes official, I don’t know if Bryn is a girl or boy name.

As you can see Jill is still trying to be in Bethenny’s business even thought Bethenny made it clear she dind’t want anything to do with Jill anymore. Methinks Jill went and told Radaronline about the baby news.

I sure hope Bethenny doesn’t allow any of Jill’s meddling upset her awesome Mother’s day weekend . Bethenny has wanted a baby and a husband for a long time and this Bitch really deserved it . I wish her all the happiness! And happy Mother’s day weekend to all you Bitches that read my blog. 

Update it’s a girl. Per Eonline.