Yes they are coming back next week and they dragged two more Bitches that we get to make fun of too! It’s about time, this 5th season of the OC House Ho’s has been going on too fucking long. And not only that, their story lines are getting depressing. It seems that all the Bitches on this cheesey TV show are a bunch of fakers, posers and wannabees. I was getting tired of Lynne’s eviction, homeless broke ass adventures and Tamra’s foreclosure, insufficient funds and facade of a marriage falling apart at the seams bullshit. It was becoming a ‘downer’ like Lynne would say. Yep, it was really screwing up my high.
But thank be to the Goddess of Reality TV because the NYC Bitches are gonna be back on March 4th with more cat-fights, bitchery and shenanigans and of course no money problems because one thing I notice is that the NYC ho’s got real money not like those fake ass OC Ho’s (except for Hurricane Vicki who works her french nails to the bone). I want to see Bitches with some real money that will inspire my crazy and that pay their shit on time, and don’t have one foot in the welfare office or embarrasing eviction problems.
Even Silex got some money and that Bitch got fired from her graphic designer job but I don’t see their crazy ass getting foreclose out of their condemned shack in the ghetto part of Brooklyn, ’cause even that ghetto shack costs money.
However there is a rumor swirling around that Silex is not coming back after this third season, because her royal Diva Highness Simon threw a bitch fit because Bravo would not pay him more to make a fool of himself on the show. I guess he gets payed too; he must be considered a honorary housewife.
Alex Mccord
Alex is gonna be picking a lot of fights with all the other Bitches so she can have more air time, and her look in this picture solidifies that. Look how pissed off she looks.This Bitch looks like she is ready to tear some Bitches head off and piss down her neck. I think she is just cranky because she’s hungry. What does she weight like 80 pounds? Bitch needs a sammich.
Kelly Bensimon
Here is Kelly Bensimon who looks like she is holding her butt cheeks together, while sticking out her chest, trying to look seductive for the camera in order to hide from the viewer, the fact that, she is trying not to fart. Really Bitch, really? This is how you gonna posse? HA HA HA! . This is what she was probably thinking to herself while the picture was being shot ‘hurry up and take the damn picture, DAMN YOU! I feel the turd saying hi, and can’t hold it any longer, huuuurrrry!’
Bethenny Frankel
Bethenny Frankel story line will focus on her recent pregnancy and shotgun wedding before the baby is born. She will also be doing a lot of fighting with Jill Zarin and all of the other Bitches because they can’t stand each other now.
Jill Zarin
Our queen bee Jill Zarin will be busy, busy, busy with the usual commitments of an elite New York Socialite, like going to charity balls, shop, shop, shop and boss people around her fabric store including her husband Bobby . Also she will be getting her daughter Ali ready for college so she and Bobby can make Ali’s room into a nakid bondage room. Nice! I can relate to that. I love this Bitch as much as I love Bethenny, because they’re both Bitches with big mouths, too bad these 2 ho’s hate each other now. That screwed with me so much. DAMN IT!
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
After getting the virtual boot from Count Grandpackula. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is going to be feautured dating all the available bachelors in New York . Even thought she told Ramona last season it is not appropiate to be galoping around with so many different dick ; this time it will be her doing it, because Bitch better hurry up and find another suga pappi that can support her lifestyle. She also caught the singing delusionbug that other bitches like Kim Zolciak and Gretchen Rossi have caught. This season Countess LuAnn will be the next Barbra Streisand and fail miserably at it.
Ramona Singer
Ramona Singer is still bat shit crazy because shit like that just can’t be cured. She continues to march to the beat, of her own crazy war drums in her head. And since she is the sister from another mother of Hurricane Vicki Gunvalson she will also be renewing her vowels (misspeled on purpose!) to her husband Mario just like crazy ass Vicki did with Donn this last season. I am sure she will also entertain us with her ‘Ramona Crazy Dance’. That’s a whole lot of Crazy!
Sonja Morgan
I don’t know who this new Bitch is. Her name is Sonja Morgan, she is 45. I can tell her and Gretchen Rossi follow the same bulimia and crack diet.
Jennifer Gilbert
This is another new Bitch her name is Jennifer Gilbert they pulled her from under the concrete rocks of New York. I guess they gonna have to replace Silex at some point .
Well I can’t wait to see these Bitches back. I miss their New Yawk accents.
It appears that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps found herself a younger, cuter, thinner gentleman friend. Well at least cuter than the 150 year old Count she was previously married to who dumped her ass via email when he traded her in for an Ethiopian Princess last year.
Her new man’s name is Pepe Lepew. Oh, sorry! It’s not Pepe Lepew. His name is Jacques Azoulay. Yeap that’s it! She has moved on from Count Chocula. Thank God!
Well this new boy toy is kinda goofy looking but whatevs! It makes the Countess happy. And he got money too! Cheers to the Countess goldigging a boy toy!
Despite her recent divorce, Real Housewives of New York star Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has found herself off the market again — just as soon as she was back on!
The Class with the Countess author is dating French wine distributor Jacques Azoulay, she tells PEOPLE. “I feel very lucky,” de Lesseps shared at Thursday’s Isaac Mizrahi fashion show in New York. “We met at a party for a friend of mine who is a singer. The first time I saw him, I was like, ‘Wow!’ He’s a wow kind of guy. He’s just lovely.”
The love birds recently returned from a trip to the City of Light, where de Lesseps met Azoulay’s relatives. “I just got back from Paris for Valentine’s Day. We went to see the parts of Paris that Jacques grew up in … it went very well. [His family are] very nice people, lovely people.”
The French city served as a dreamy backdrop for romance as well. “In Paris, we had a walk at the Place de la Concorde … we did a tour at 2 a.m. after dinner. It was amazing,” de Lesseps recalls. “There was nobody on the streets of Paris and it was lit up like a scene from a movie. It was so beautiful.”
Did the Countess ever think she would land on her feet in love so quickly? “I feel very lucky,” she said. “I never thought I would be lucky enough to find somebody like that again in my life.”
–Jeffrey Slonim
Maybe there was a shortage of hotties to pose nude for the month of March or maybe Kelly payed Hugh Hefner a huge amount of money upfront to let her ruin the March edition of playboy. Well the good thing is that Kelly posing created a lot of overtime hours for many talented graphic artist, that had to work pass midnight to photoshop the shit out of Kelly’s scary leathery ass.
Those poor graphic artist are now having to got through therapy from the traumatic experience of photoshopping Kelly’s bare huge circus tee ties. Each tee tie has it’s own zip code. Kelly’s ex husband was the only man brave enough to shoot those photos or maybe he is already desentized since he was previously married to her. Kelly says they dind’t shoot her crusty ass vagina, but still, I hope Kelly taped her dick back real good too just in case something may hang out there by accident.Oh yeah, I forgot the traumatized graphic artist took care of that too.
Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.
Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’ then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).
The hairstylist that helped Micheale Salahi get ready for the White House gate crash night, talked about how Micheale was bragging that she personally knows the President and first lady and how the President himself invited them to the event! HA HA! And we all know that is BOOLSHIT! Michaele Salahi was also unable to produce the elusive invitation she insist she had. This is what the hairstylist had to say about that: I asked her, do you have it with you? She said, yes. She tried looking for it and didn’t find the invitation. So I never saw it, she didn’t have it. She thought it was in the car or something.
The Salahis also postponed an interview they where supposed to have with Larry King I believe tonight, and send their friends instead. There was talk that they wanted some big money for their story.Click here for the video and story on The Larry King show where their friends try to cover their ass and click here for the article where it talks about them wanting big money on their story.
LuAnn de Lesseps talks about these fucktards and their antics. I bet this Bitch is happy that someone finally distracted the attention away from her husband cheating embarrassing fiasco last season, that’s why we finally hearing from her since I noticed she hasn’t said anything since her husband cheated on her with that other chick:
The Salahis are encroaching on the Countess’s sense of class.Photo: Getty Images
When we heard the spectacular tale of Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who crashed last week’s State Department dinner without so much as a fake press pass, we wondered which expert we could turn to that would have just the right perspective. It had to be someone who lived in a world of cocktail dresses and high-profile parties. But it also had to be someone who understood the allure of trashy reality television (the Salahis are aspiring cast members of Bravo’s upcoming The Real Housewives of D.C.). And yet it had to be someone who would be willing to give copious notes on the level of class in other people. Gosh, this was a hard one.
Just kidding! Paging Countess LuAnn de Lesseps!
When we got LuAnn on the phone, she was only too happy to chat. After all, she did write the book on this particular type of social grace: Class With the Countess (out in paperback next April!). “This story is everything I love,” she cackled. “Talking about how bad people behave!” Here’s what she had to say:
What do you think of all this?
I think the people that would go that far in order to be a celebrity really lack integrity and class.
Were you surprised by it?
I was surprised — I mean, I was surprised that they got in. That’s the most unbelievable thing: that they were able to get through. I do believe that Bravo really didn’t know.
Really.
Yeah, I believe that production didn’t know. I believe these people said that they were invited, they kind of made them believe that, and then they got in!
So Bravo was filming them in anticipation of this event.
Yeah, they basically got ready with them and followed them to the White House. And then I think after that, after they got through security, they weren’t able to follow them, of course.
Have you ever crashed a party?
You know, I think when you’re 16 or you’re at college, that everyone has crashed a party at least once in their lives. In this situation, or any situation, as an adult, you don’t party-crash. So I think it’s totally unacceptable.
Is there any example of a time where it would be okay to crash a party?
Well, I think it’s better to be invited.
But what about if you knew the love of your life was in a party and you could meet him?
No. I think that looks terrible.
What do they get out of this? Anything good?
I think they get nothing out of it. I mean, I think that they make themselves look bad. They’re setting a really bad example of behavior. It’s not acceptable behavior. You just don’t crash parties. It’s one thing if you crash Paris Hilton’s party, but to crash the White House is another!
If you don’t know someone who comes up to you for a picture, as a famous person, do you automatically pose with them even though you don’t know them? Like Joe Biden and Rahm Emanuel did?
People with good graces are nice, and want to please people and make them happy. That’s a part of being graceful. I think that they were being gracious to the guests, having no idea that they weren’t invited. I don’t think that Biden did anything wrong. Why would he be ungracious and not take a picture with them? He’s not going to check their I.D. He thought security did!
If you were to try to teach a lesson from this, what would it be?
That money and power can’t buy you class.
Is this something a Real Housewife should do?
No. I mean, in New York, we’re the real deal, we actually get invited into parties. We’re trying to keep party crashers out of our parties.
So you don’t think any of the Real Housewives of New York would crash a party?
No. Well, maybe Alex and Simon. [Laughs] That’s mean.
So is there class variation between the different casts of Real Housewives? Maybe this is a thing a D.C. Real Housewife should do?
I think that all the shows are different, and all different classes. [Laughs] Absolutely, but no one should crash a party. I don’t think it’s acceptable for Atlanta or O.C. or any of those girls. I think this boils down to integrity and dignity and doing the right thing. That’s what manners are all about in my mind.
Do you think Bravo will work with them after this?
I don’t know. I know I wouldn’t like to work with them.
This is what happens when The Real Famewhores of Any Reality Train Wreck arrive at The White House. They cause a big commotion. Fucking reality TV famewhores they are the type of people that you can watch on TV and you laugh your fucking ass off clowning on them because they do the embarrassing stupid shit that just keeps you glued to the TV, but if you knew them in real life you would not want to have anything to do with their crazy ass, believe me in my day, I’ve met a couple of bitches that were that scandalous and I was like, OK not gonna hang out with that ho’ no more.
The notorious party famewhore wannabe socialites were apparently pushing their way into this exclusive event by pressuring some lady named Michele Jones who has some complicated ass fucking job title she is a special assistant to the secretary of defense and the Pentagon-based liaison to the White House, yeah that. I wonder how come that Jone’s lady even talk to sewer rats like these? Doesn’t she have a reputation to protect and that confusing ass fucking job title to worry about?
State dinner crashers’ saga moves from White House to Pentagon
By Michael D. Shear and Jason Horowitz
Washington Post
WASHINGTON — E-mails turned over to the Secret Service show that Tareq and Michaele Salahi had sought a top Defense Department official’s help to gain access to last week’s White House state dinner.
Also on Monday, NBC said that the Salahis will be interviewed this morning by “Today” host Matt Lauer. The interview is scheduled to air in the 7 a.m. half-hour segment.
People familiar with the inquiry into how the Salahis were able to attend last week’s gala, even though they weren’t on the official guest list, said the Salahis exchanged e-mails with Michele Jones, special assistant to the secretary of defense and the Pentagon-based liaison to the White House. It was unclear how well the Salahis know Jones, but Jones includes the Salahis’ lawyer, Paul Gardner, as one of her 50 friends on Facebook.
Several people familiar with the Jones-Salahi correspondence, including some who requested anonymity because it’s part of an ongoing investigation, said the e-mails support the Salahis’ case that they were cleared to attend Tuesday night’s gala.
“There was e-mail correspondence confirming they were legitimately supposed to be there,” said Casey Margenau, a close friend of the couple. “They understood they were invited.”
“I did not state at any time, or imply that I had tickets for any portion of the evening’s events,” Jones said in a statement released by the White House late Monday. “I specifically stated that
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they did not have tickets and in fact that I did not have the authority to authorize attendance, admittance or access to any part of the evening’s activities. Even though I informed them of this, they still decided to come.”
Reached by phone at her office at the Pentagon early in the day and asked about the e-mails, Jones said: “I am not going to say anything at this point at all. Oh, my goodness.”
White House and Secret Service officials have insisted that the Salahis did not receive an invitation to the dinner honoring the Indian prime minister, and were never officially cleared by anyone in the White House to be there. A White House aide added that Jones had no authority to grant such access in the first place. The Secret Service has apologized for lax procedures that allowed the Virginia couple to get through two checkpoints.
The e-mails apparently do not contradict that version of events, but are described as having given the Salahis the confidence to get dressed up, mingle with some of the most powerful Washington players and post snapshots of their presence at the party on their Facebook page.
The e-mail exchange is said to include assurances from Jones that she was trying to score an official invitation, complete with seats at the dinner, for the couple. By the time they arrived in line, the couple believed that Jones had succeeded in getting them approved only for the cocktail reception and a handshake with the president, sources said.
The House Homeland Security Committee on Monday invited the Salahis and the Secret Service to testify for a Thursday hearing about the security lapse. Neither the Salahis nor the investigators have confirmed they will attend.
I bet what happened with Michaele Sahari and her husband was, that they were insisting to that Jone’s woman to get them an invitation to the event; and maybe in the end that Jones lady chickened out because she realized they were reality TV whores from the Real Housewives and she was like Oh Hell No I’m not losing my job over this shit! Or some shit like that but then those fucktards just showed up anyways because people like them are all annoying and obnoxious like that and don’t know when to quit.
The Sahari’s remind me of the idiot party friends some of us went to high school with; who would come over to ask you for free tacos when you worked the Taco Bell in summer and they wouldn’t go away, until you gave them a free taco and they didn’t give a shit that they could get you in trouble with your manager.
Also I read on the Daily News some shit about how these fucktards owe everybody money, like bill collectors live beyond their means piss everyone off that they encounter in their wake including neighbors, friends, family and lots of service people like caterers that don’t get paid, they’ve had their luxury cars repoed (typical Real Housewife of Wherever behavior)and all they have to show for their accomplishments is pictures on their Facebook with famous celebrities and influential people that they don’t even know but pose on pictures with them because they want people to think that they know them; these people include the President and all the other important fancy pants people at the Obama Dinner.
Here is an interesting article on that from the Daily News:
The wanna-be reality TV couple at the center of a White House security scandal are known for dodging bill collectors and legal wranglings with relatives, neighbors and kin said Thursday.
“My jaw dropped. I was in shock,” Tareq Salahi’s mother, Corinne Salahi, 63, told the Daily News. “I had no idea – he has his own life. I didn’t tell my mother everything I ever did.”
Tareq Salahi, 41, a polo-playing winemaker, and his blond bride, Michaele Salahi, 44, waltzed into Tuesday night’s White House fete dressed to the nines, but without invitations.
Married since 2002, the Salahis have made a hobby out of cozying up to celebrities and burning bridges, neighbors and relatives said.
“We don’t need this,” Tareq Salahi’s mother said of the White House debacle.
Tareq Salahi, co-founder of The Land Rover America’s Polo Cup, and his parents have been battling in court over control of the family’s Oasis Winery in Fauquier County, Va.
The parents claim they need to sell the 108-acre winery to pay off more than $1 million in debt their son has allegedly tallied. Tareq Salahi is fighting to hold on to the winery, betting he and his wife can turn the business around next year.
His father, however, has little faith.
“They lost the home,” Dirgham Salahi, 82, told The News, explaining that his son’s 4,000-square-foot house in Front Royal, Va., is in foreclosure.
No one answered the door of the couple’s $660,000 home, which remains furnished, and a dog could be heard barking inside. A photo of Tareq Salahi posing with Prince Charles was prominently displayed on a wall.
Michaele Salahi told Washingtonian magazine in 2004 that she owned close to 300 pairs of shoes.
Neighbors said the couple are far from royalty.
“Nobody wants to deal with them,” said a neighbor.
Another neighbor said the Salahis were living out of hotels around Washington in recent weeks. The neighbor said the couple’s cars, including a Maserati and an Aston Martin, have been repossessed.
“People come in our driveway looking for them,” the neighbor said. “The sheriffs have come by twice lately.”
Of course once again Bravo could not get any real socialites to star in this embarrasing trainwreck so again Bravo had to dig another bottom feeder like Michaele Salahi and her husband Tag along for the ride Salahi. Why am I not surprised these are the fucktards they picked out for the show?
Now, Bravo is saying that Michaele is being considered for the upcoming Bravo show and I thought she was going to be on the show for sure, but I heard some shit about Bravo being nervous because of all this bullshit with the gatecrashers can complicate things for Bravo since the Salahis are being investigated; and it’s some serious shit because now they are being asked to attend a hearing about all this scandalous bull-shit.
House Panel To Hold Hearing On White House Dinner Crashers
The first congressional hearing on Gategate, the erroneous admission of the aspiring reality-show couple to President Barack Obama’s first White House state dinner, are scheduled for Thursday.
The hearing is to be held by the House Homeland Security Committee chaired by Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.) and he has called Secret Service Director Michael Sullivan and the gate crashers themselves, Tareq and Michaeale Salahi, ensuring that they will this week appear on a reality TV show, just not the one they expected.
“This is a time for answers, recognition of security deficiencies past and present, and remedies to ensure the strength of the Secret Service and the safety of those under its protection,” said Chairman Thompson. “This is not the time for political games or scapegoating to distract our attention from the careful oversight we must apply to the Secret Service and its mission,” Chairman Thompson cautioned. “My confidence in the management of the Secret Service hangs in the balance.”
“The intent of this Administration may be openness and transparency, but a security breakdown that allowed anyone who looked the part to walk off the street into a State Dinner is a slap in the face to the Secret Service employees who put their lives on the line to protect our form of government and its leaders,” said Chairman Thompson.
And here is the final article I promise I am posting; I found on how now secretary Desiree Rogers has been asked to testify at a Thursday hearing
I know these fucktards gave me blogorreah I typed in their name and all this shit came up about them. They are a reality TV gift that keeps on giving:
WASHINGTON –White House social secretary Desiree Rogers has been asked to testify at a Thursday hearing of the House Homeland Security Committee about how wannabe reality TV stars Tareq and Michaele Salahi crashed the Obama’s first state dinner last week.
The hearing is titled “The United States Secret Service and Presidential Protection: Examination of a System Failure.” Committee chairman Rep. Bennie G. Thompson (D-Miss.) sent Rogers a letter on Monday inviting her to testify, acting on a request by Rep. Peter King (R-N.Y.), the ranking Republican on the committee.
King told me Monday that he wanted to know why Rogers — the former Chicago business executive who is close to President Obama and first lady Michelle — did not assign staffers to trouble shoot the guest lines. I asked him what he wanted to ask Rogers. He said: “Why they decided not to have someone there; did they check with the Secret Service?”
The security breach comes as a string of holiday parties at the White House kicks off this week — a Thursday party includes Obama’s friends from Illinois — bringing thousands of guests through the White House.
“This is not an adversarial type hearing,” King told me. “I think she is a very appropriate witness.”
The White House declined to comment on whether Rogers would appear at the hearing; the invitation to testify does not force her to show up.
Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan has been asked to testify, and either he or a deputy will appear. Thompson also wants the Salahis as witnesses, and it is not known if they will testify. They may face criminal charges. After backing out of a Monday night appearance on CNN’s “Larry King,” they are scheduled to appear this morning on NBC’s “Today Show.”
Last Friday, the Secret Service took the blame for letting the Salahis slip through several White House checkpoints even though their names were not on the guest list. In previous administrations, the Social Office had staffers at the gate to deal with guests whose names might not appear on the list — because the lists sometimes omit legitimate guests.
The Secret Service said the Salahis should have been turned away at the first checkpoint and took Rogers office off the hook because the Secret Service did not even bother to call her staff once they realized the Salahis names were not on the guest list.
“There was no call made to the Social Office. We did not call the Social Office to check the list,” Special Agent Darrin Blackford, a Secret Service spokesman, told me.
Also they are supposed to be on the Today Show click here for the link. I know I have been giving the Salahis too much attention and that feeds their attention starve disease and they may not even make it to Bravo land now. But the whole idea of crashing into an event as big as The White House Dinner is soo fascinating. I remember when I was a little teenager punk rocker the best exciting thing I snucked into was a Slayer concert at the Hollywood Palladium and only because I was small enough to climb through a window in the back and I felt accomplished.Unfortunately what they did is some serious shit that can bring some serious fucked up consequences on their asses; hopefully if anything this will alert the Secret Service to be on their toes with this type of shit!
At first it was rumored that Bethenny Frankel and new boyfriend of 11 months Jason Hoppy were engaged during the summer. Bethenny confirmed that the real engagement was official on October the 8th.
Here is Bethenny’s actual ring that didn’t come in the mail via UPS.
Bethenny Frankel can officially change her status from single girl to engaged girl.
Although it was reported that The Real Housewives of New York City star and boyfriend Jason Hoppy got engaged over the summer, Frankel confirms to PEOPLE she accepted Hoppy’s proposal on Oct. 8 after an 11-month courtship.
“It feels great, because I’m with the right person,” says Frankel, 38. “He may be regretting it because it’s been beyond a week and he’s in panic mode – [but] no, we’re enjoying it.”
Adds Hoppy, 38, “She is very much a handful but one thing she did say to me is she needs a man that can handle her, and that I can.”
In fact, Hoppy caught the usually unflappable Frankel off guard with his proposal – and even managed to get her beloved dog in on the plan.
Candlelight, Roses and Clean-Up Duty
After a day of shooting Housewives and promoting her Skinny Girl Margaritas, Frankel arrived home to her Upper East Side apartment to find over a hundred votive candles and rose petals strewn across the hallway.
With Frankel’s pooch Cookie (dressed for the occasion in a pink bow) as witness, Hoppy got down on one knee and told her: “You are the love of my life. Will you marry me?”
Hoppy then presented Frankel with a diamond ring with a 6 ½-carat pear-shaped center stone flanked by two side stones from jeweler Kristin Farrell.
Before the couple celebrated their engagement with a seven-course tasting menu at Manhattan restaurant Jean Georges, the first order of business was cleaning up the rose petals from Frankel’s camel-colored carpet.
Frankel jokes, “I made him pick them up. This was the first thing we had to resolve.”
The couple, who met in 2008, have not set a wedding date.
Jimmy Fallon did this little sketch of the Housewives with his own version. He got these Bitches numbers to a ‘ T ‘ specially the bossy delusional spoiled part. Fucking hilarious!
It was reported by the NY Daily News that Bethenny Frankel and the rest of the cast, that is Jill, LuAnn and Alex have been arguing and distancing themselves from Bethenny; surprisingly Bethenny and Kelly have made up over the summer and are closer now. I thought Kelly said that they were never going to be friends? Also Bethenny was not invited to Jill’s intimate party at Saks Fifth Avenue. Is this a sign of the Apocalypse? Should I repent for my sins now?
Frenemies Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon may have made peace over the summer, but the cat-fighting on this season’s “Real Housewives of New York” has only just begun. On the show, which is slated to premiere in early 2010, the Skinnygirl creator will be feuding with all of her co-stars aside from – ironically – Bensimon. This time around, Bethenny’s biggest enemy appears to be her former BFF, Jill Zarin.
The rift between the ex-besties was evident late last week during a dinner Zarin hosted for 40 friends at Saks Fifth Avenue; Frankel was the only “Housewife” who hadn’t been invited. While guests gossiped about the chef’s noticeable absence, Bensimon – who appears to be playing both sides – took a place of honor beside the evening’s hostess, a spot previously reserved for Frankel.
But it isn’t just her close pal that the Skinnygirl is alienating herself from: Frankel has been gradually cutting ties with Countess Luann De Lesseps, Alex McCord and Ramona Singer since news that she’d get her own show on Bravo broke during the summer months.
It will become obvious to fans of the New York version of the franchise, which began filming its third season Aug. 31, that the chef is separating herself from the pack. Frankel skipped US Weekly’s 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers fete in early September (all the other ladies attended) and was absent from a night of filming at Emanuel Ungaro’s Madison Ave. store. Even when she did join her castmates – such as at Pamella Roland’s Fashion Week show – the atmosphere was frosty. Frankel and De Lesseps had a front-row fight which, of course, will be played out large on the small screen come 2010.
However, sources say that separating Frankel from the other “Housewives” is a calculated move by Bravo producers, who want to wean her off of the show so she can stand alone.
Frankel has been filming several scenes solo - including a party shot at Meatpacking District nightclub Tenjune – to pave the way for her solo project, the working-titled “Skinny in the City.” Says a source, “Distancing herself from the cast will make the transition away from the ‘Real Housewives’ that much more seamless.”
Reps for Bravo, Frankel and Zarin did not return calls for comment by press time.
Our favorite Skinny Girl Bethenny Frankel will be coming back to the third season of Real Housewives of NYC because someone needs to Bitch slap Kelly some more . Bethenny will also be on the next cover of “Engagement 101″ and had a recent press released where she stated that she is getting married to her fiance Jason Hoppy but told People Magazine the total opposite that she is not engaged; she also confirmed that she is not getting her own show and will be coming back to the third season of Real Housewives of NYC . Other rumors going around is that her man is not in real state but is a pharmaceutical sales rep. But whatever I still love that Bitch and hope she is happy with her new man and that he cherishes her even if he cleans toilets for a living. Bethenny wants to keep everyone in suspense; I guess we will just have to wait and see what happens!
The Salahis are encroaching on the Countess’s sense of class.Photo: Getty Images
