Las Amas De Casa De Miami Pinche Bola De Viejas Locas!
So I finally got a minute off from work to talk about these new bitches and their shenanigans. Although their ratings weren’t great I gotta admit these bitches are fascinating in a nauseating sort of way. And I’m not saying this because the lef side of me is Latina . The only scary looking ones are the mother and daughter DUI duo .
Lets start with stuck up ho’ number one, Larsa Pippen. Ok she is a pretty looking ho’. But that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna rip on her for thinking her shit don’t stink because even thought she is a hottie, her shit still wreaks just like everyone else’s , plus I heard she’s the evil bitch of the gang. So let’s see what we have here. I bet she gets confused for a Cuban girl in Miami but she is actually Assyrian-Lebanese. No wonder the looks. She is married to Scott Pippen for 10 years has 4 kids and Alexis Bellino syndrome when it comes to her needing her ‘me’ time and other hobbies she has like firing nannies. What a nice girl! Here is some gossip shit I found on her sex offender husband whom she’s married to blissfully.From Mediatakeout.com back in 04/07/2010.
April 07, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com received the following report from one of our readers:
Scottie Pippen is in Indy and comes through…so random. Son was in there with some wide leg Jordan-esque jeans, a leather jacket, and a trucker hat. Pip was groping on EVERY decent looking chick in there. . . rubbing on their legs, all in their ear, buying them drinks. . .full beast mode.
And of course he had his token White girl that would come around every so often to update where she was going to be. . .like he cared…while he’s feeling down chicks in front of her face too.
Ol’ girl that me and my bro invited through were probably the 2 most kept together females in there with lil’ skirts on. Welp, this Ni**a Pip was on them TOUGH…at the same time.
Every time I walked away from Amber, Pip all in her face…with her looking past Pip at me like…”Do something.” What the F**k am I supposed to do? I started lurking around them and Pip would walk away to molest other broads.
Amber would pull me back over hugging me and %*@% like…”I’m not trying to talk to his old !$#.” Pip in the background mugging me and her waiting for me to walk off so he can be back at it again. My dudes kept walking up to me like, “Yo. This @!%%! Pip is mugging the %*@% out of you right now.”
But she was still entertaining Pip trying to trick off him for Final Four tickets tomorrow. Of course he offered to take her. This cycle happened about 4-5 times. I’d walk away. Pip comes. He’d eventually walk off. Amber calls me over.
My boy Juan was in there cracking jokes…said Pip was walking around looking like a sex offender. I started mocking his walk and everyone starting crackin’ up. I’m sure Pip saw me because he glared at me for a second. Amber walked back over to Pip and they started talking again so I said $$+# it.
My phone died and I was ready to leave. Before I left, I walked over to Amber, who was sitting with Pip with his arm wrapped around her, and told her I was leaving. She was like “Nooo. Whyyy?” Pip next to her mugging me.
Eventually, I said what’s up to dude, shook his hand…and I sure did think he was going to leave me hanging, and told them 2 to have fun out of pure sarcasm.
She started blowing up my phone after I left saying she was sorry or whatever but hey…do what you got to do. Get your groupie on and cop those tickets to the game.
And for those of you who don’t like to read, here’s the abbreviated version:
Went to my boy’s nighclub.
Invited 2 females to hang with for me and my boy.
Pippen shows up and is beasting on every decent chick in the club.
Pippen puts ALL of his attention on the 2 chicks me and my boy were supposed to hang with.
Spent half the night with Pippen mugging me and waiting for me to walk away from ol’ girl.
Shook his hand and told them 2 to have fun.
Pippen won.
Why is this story so bad . . . because Pippen is MARRIED!!!
Also Wikipedia says her husband Scottie Pippen blew through 120 million on his retirement. And remember how she said she handles the money? I was thinking , that’s cool till I read this. Also how can she say if she handles the money she knows what her man is doing or some shit like that. But yet, her man still fucking around on her. I bet this bitch is gonna be the next one losing her house because there is also on Realstalker.com a listing on the Pippen home listed at 16 million. Maybe because of the retirement money loss? It seems that bitches whose men screw around on them a lot, are always the ones who act like royal cunts to the other women. Just like Cuntmille Grammer and possibly this bitch. We’ll see.
According to Investopedia, since retirement Pippen has lost $120 million in career earnings because of poor financial planning and bad business deals. Investment busts account for $27 million of the lost
Cristy Rice was married to Glen Rice . Thanks to my reader Lisa who pointed out the shenanigans this bitch was pulling back in 2008. I found this little piece of gossip about how back in the day this ho’ was hiding a man in her closet and her then ex-Glen Rice found the man and beat the shit out of him them got arrested. Now, what I was thinking if they were not together anymore who cares if she was doing some dude.
Glen Rice Accused Of Assaulting Man Found In Wife’s Closet
CORAL GABLES, Fla. — Glen Rice joined the Miami Heat in 1989 and became a star. Now, the 40-year-old former NBA player is the focus of an alleged assault at his family’s home in the Deering Estate community.
Rice is accused of assaulting a man he found in his wife’s closet. He turned himself in to authorities Friday afternoon. According to police, the 6-foot-8-inch former basketball star went to the Coral Gables home he once shared with his estranged wife and four kids and used a key to enter the front door.
Once inside, he confronted his wife, Christina, and demanded to know the identity of the man who he found crouching in the master closet. “Mr. Rice then grabbed the victim by his throat and physically removed him from the bedroom,” Miami-Dade police spokesman Roy Rutland told Local 10′s Charles Perez. Police said the man in the closet was Alberto Perez, 37. He ran from the residence and called police.
Perez suffered lacerations to his forehead and received nine stitches. Glen and Christina Rice were seen together in a layout for Sports Illustrated’s 2000 swimsuit edition three years after they were married in 1997. Rice, the fourth player selected in the 1989 NBA draft out of Michigan, was a guard with the Heat from 1989 until he was traded before the 1995-96 season. Rice was also a member of the world champion Los Angeles Lakers in 2000. He retired from the NBA after the 2003-04 season. According to police, his star status made no difference in the eyes of the law. “We treat them all the same,” said Rutland, “regardless of whether or not you’re a star, and that’s exactly what happened with him.” Rice was charged with felony battery and released after posting $5,000 bond.
However, there is this other little piece of gossip about Cristy. This one is from 2009 about how Cristy Rice was responsible for homewrecking Luis Fonsi’s marriage. I had no idea who the hell Luis Fonsi was. I thought he was Fonzie from Happy Day’s illegitimate son with a Mexican hooker.WHAT? Fonzie wasn’t a real person?! THE FUCK YOU SAY??!! So anyways I did a search on the Internet and found out that Luis Fonsi is some hot Latin American singer who was married to some telenovela actress named Adamari Lopez who is also a cancer survivor. According to some Spanish magazine similar to the Enquirer but in Spanish, this ho’ Cristy was having an affair with Luis Fonsi . Causing him and his wife to split.
Cristy Rice gave an interview to this Spanish gossip mag . The interviewer stalked her at some gym this bitch used to go to and harrased her into an interview then he started asking her prying questions about her being responsible for breaking up this dude’s marriage . And and by the way Lui’s wife used to go to that gym too! You can tell Cristy starts getting pissed and denies any romantic involvement with this Latin hunk. She is also asked if she is friends with both Luis and his wife Adamari. Cristy straight up says no and states she is only friends with him.
Then to not be obvious, or anything like that this bitch starts attacking this dude’s wife and saying that this chick didn’t take care of her man and that’s why he up and cheated on her. With Cristy! Also according to the interviewer there is some questionable pictures of this bitch and Luis Fonsi. Cristy jumps and says that she has a lot of pictures with different people and that these pictures don’t mean shit and the media is all dumb bitches trying to find people to blame the break up on. I wonder what those pictures look like? Hopefully they will surface.
Then we have Alexia Echevarria who apparently lets her 17 year old run amuck with his pants down on cruise ships drunk while chasing his teenage girlfriend. This plastic ho’ also proudly calls herself a ‘Cuban Barbie’ who can talk! Well I was snooping around some forums and read some rumors. I don’t know if they are true but I read that this ho’ used to date some drug dealer named Willy Falcon who was linked to Manuel Noriega. And that there is a lot of gossip on her ex-husband being a drug dealer and a sex offender. I don’t know if this is the same Willy Falcon guy . Plus there is some shit about her current husband Herman being gay and cheating on her with men plus her current husband is also involved in some shady deals . I found this interesting post from a Bravo Forums commenter:
Ask and you shall recieve. Needless to say I can answer some questions for you regarding Alexis E. I have known her and some of her family personally for years. I am not close to her but that does not stop others from giving me unwanted personal information regarding her.
Let’s start with her first husband. Yes, the man was a drug dealer. Him and all his cronies. She hung around them for years. I do believe she loved him when she married him but she also loved the money that was coming in as well. That’s one thing about Alexia. She was/is always about the dollars. Eventually he was arrested and sent to jail. Was there for a few years. When he got out the only job he could get was as a truck driver. Well that was not good enough for her. Soon after it was divorce time. The man now is a registered sex offender here in FL. I could give you his name if you want. He is in the database.
Alexia has always lived off some man. She hates working and is perpetually lazy. What she likes is shopping, fashion, entertainment. Things like that. First she lived off her first husband. Then it was her stepfather. Eventually that gravy train stopped with her mother’s and stepfather’s divorce. The writing was on the wall so she put on a short skirt, high heels and found this Herman character.
I don’t know too much about Herman. Have only met him once or twice. Nice guy so far. What I do hear about him is that she is his BEARD. There are too many rumors around Miami of his homosexuality and escapades involving politicians and young handosme boys. Herman is a business man. Owner of an advertising agency called BVK Meka and he now “owns” this Venue magazine. He has been involved in Miami politics in the past as a “consultant” I don’t know all the details but he has been involved in many shady deals that don’t bear too much scrutiny. I am sure someone can do an internet search and learn more details.
Regarding her job as “executive editor” of this magazine. That’s a joke. The only experience she has with magazines is opening them. She knows nothing. It’s her poor staff that does all the work and she gets all the credit. Herman also has his son working at the magazine as an editor. That kid is not even 25 years old and I doubt he knows his a** from a hole in the ground. So all this talk about her running the magazine. Don’t believe it. As far as I know he started this magazine and after a few years put her in an editor position. I doubt she does much. Probably goes to fashion shoots and hangs around. That’s what she likes but as far as actual work..doubtful.
Her marriage to Herman is a fake. She only married him for the cash. She is as fake as they come.
Most of the time she can’t stand him and is always looking out for something better so she can kick him to the curb. I don’t know why she took this gig as a housewife from what I heard she is hoping some opportunites come her way because of this. Such as acting work whether it be in movies or TV or some TV hosting job.
Anyway, that is what I know so far. I’ll keep you posted if I hear anything else.
Next Lea Black who is married to a defense attorney for wealthy rapist. He met Lea while she served as a juror for the Kennedy Smith rape case and she voted the alleged rapist not guilty. Supposedly the jurors and lawyers are not supposed to have contact with each other when court shit is going down. So it is such a coincidence she dated and married her attorney husband a little while after this trial occurred. Her wealthy attorney husband is also a defender for Kelsey Grammer. Cuntmille’s ex husband now (Who got hitched today). I remember a while back one of my readers (sorry I can’t remember who said it) posted on a comment that Kelsey Grammer was accused of messing around with some little 15 year old girl . And what’s funny is right after that comment was made another one of my reader’s Aguardiente, made a comment that Kelsey Grammer looks like a sex offender. I GUESS BECAUSE HE IS!! HA HA HA!! Here is the dirty laundry from People on how Lea met her high power attorney husband:
IN A COZY RENTAL HOME A BLOCK off Dixie Highway in Coral Gables, Fla., just outside Miami, the bottom half of a plastic mannequin dressed in a red garter belt and fishnet stockings—a relic from a Valentine’s Day bash a couple of weeks back—stands abandoned at the bar. Pumpkin, a 15-month-old Doberman with a faux-pearl choker around her neck, ignores the truncated doll as she trots by to check out the scene in the family room.
There the mistress of the house playfully poses astride a 300-pound gold-plated alligator and cuddles with her man. She fusses for a moment with the graying hair at his temple, then gives him a long, loving smooch. “He kisses good, really,” she says with a giggle. “But not enough. I wrote him a training manual: 32 Dos and Don’ts.”
“But I didn’t sign it,” he counters. “Oral contracts are not valid.”
Actually, they often are. But who’s quibbling? Roy Black rarely loses an argument. The Miami defense attorney earned a reputation for his avuncular courtroom style and rose to national prominence when he masterminded the acquittal of William Kennedy Smith on rape charges in 1991. He is currently representing Frasier star Kelsey Grammer, who has been accused of having sex with a 15-year-old girl in 1993. Contracts aren’t usually Black’s specialty. Yet astonished friends and colleagues have just learned that he did sign one four months ago in a secret marriage ceremony at the South Seas Plantation on Captiva Island off Florida’s west coast.
There, beneath a stunning golden red sunset, Black, 50—Today show O.J. Simpson trial commentator and University of Miami law professor—was married by a notary public. The bride? His girlfriend of 2½ years, Lisa Lea’ Haller, 40, owner of Lea Cosmetics International, Inc.—and, oh yes, a juror at the Kennedy Smith rape trial.
Haller was, in fact, one of the most memorable characters to emerge from the nationally televised trial. Afterward, well-spoken and telegenic, she appeared on such shows as Donahue, talking about her courtroom experience. Still, the Haller-Black union “begs the question of how they met,” says Moira Lasch, the prosecutor who lost to Black in the Kennedy Smith case. Lasch sounds stern for a second—then breaks into laughter; she is only teasing her old opponent. During a trial lawyers are prohibited from communicating with jurors outside the courtroom—but no one, including Lasch, believes Black broke any rules. Says Miami attorney Jeffrey S. Weiner, former president of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers and a friend of Black’s: “They started dating after the trial,” he says. “There was absolutely no impropriety whatsoever.”
So why did they keep their wedding a secret till now? The only reason, says Black, is that they didn’t want to take the edge off their family wedding, which was to have taken place at their main residence, a historic home on the Grenada golf course in Coral Gables. But renovations there are taking longer than expected, they say, and before a date could be set, fate intervened in the form of a burglar who broke into their rental home on Jan. 13, stealing jewelry, silverware and personal belongings. The couple filed a police report, listing themselves as Lea’ (as she spells it) and Roy Black. Soon word that they were married hit the Miami gossip circuit. “It caught me by complete surprise,” says Haller’s friend and business associate Sandie Arrambide. “If I hadn’t seen the certificate, I still wouldn’t believe it.”
Seeing was believing too when Haller walked into the Palm Beach County courtroom for the first time in October 1991. “She was very good-looking,” Black recalls. But Black had no personal contact with the glamorous juror, he says, until she strolled into E.R. Bradley’s Saloon in Palm Beach on Dec. 11, the night the not-guilty verdict came in. “Haller hugged and kissed all of us,” says Pat McKenna, Black’s private investigator during the trial, who adds that Haller left a few minutes later.
The story would have ended there had Black and Haller not run into each other at a bar in the Colonnade Hotel in Coral Gables about nine months later. Black was then recently separated from his second wife, Naomi Morris Black, whom he had married in 1984 and with whom he has a 10-year-old daughter, his only child. Lea’, divorced from her first husband since 1983, was romantically involved with her business associate Al Perkins. But when the distinguished attorney asked her to dinner, she accepted. “I thought we were going to reminisce about the trial,” she says.
Six months later she broke off with Perkins and started dating Black. “I was shocked that I would ever go with a lawyer—and shocked that he would be interested in me,” says Haller. As she saw it, they lived in different worlds. Black, an only child whose parents divorced when he was young, grew up in New York City and later the Bahamas and became a nationally renowned legal powerhouse. Haller—the oldest of four sisters born to Lonnie and Marilyn Douthit (now divorced and remarried) in Waco, Texas—was a savvy saleswoman with a penchant for flashy clothes (including her wedding dress, which she describes as “a clinging see-through knit”) who had quit college to work. “Roy is brilliant,” she says. “I’m not.”
She does, however, give herself credit for founding Lea Cosmetics, which now does about $2.5 million in annual sales, back in 1981. “Originally I was not going to play a real active role in it,” she says. “I was going to be the spokesperson. It was my brainstorm, I guess.”
“Your brainchild,” her husband gently suggests.
“Good,” says his wife. “See how smart he is?”
The admiration is mutual. “Lea’ is the warmest, most open person I know,” says Black. He trusts her taste—”She chooses all my clothes”—as well as her instincts. “I drag her along on cases to size people up for me,” says Black. “Lea’ has the ability to sense what other people are like. I don’t have that.”
Says Mark Schnapp, one of Black’s co-counsels during the Kennedy trial: “I see a much livelier Roy now.” Black agrees. “Before I met Lea’,” he says, “I was more bookish, more self-contained. She helps you bring yourself out.”
“We have the perfect relationship, really,” says Haller. “We don’t nag each other. We are very compatible—other than his being a little messy.”
That, and the question of Pumpkin’s ears. “I would love to have them pierced,” says Lea’ with a laugh, reaching down to give her pooch a nuzzle. “But Roy won’t let me.” Ah, another victory for the defense—in more ways than one. “After 25 years as a criminal defense attorney you get very cynical about life,” says Black. “Lea’ is the opposite. She always looks for the best in people. She brings me optimism.”
Next crazy bitch. And this bitch is crazy is Adriana DeMoura-Sidi. Another pretty bitch. This bitch told her own drama before we all read it on the blogs about how her asshole ex husband married a 17 year old prostitute child whom he impregnated. So Adrianna had to go live in an art gallery with her son then she met Leah and I guess Leah adopted her and Adrianna’s little son for a minute. I didn’t find much dirt on this ho’ . But I must admit she was kinda funny and it was cool the way she was pissing off Larsa when she was acting stupid. HA HA HA!!! This bitch owns the art gallery so I guess that’s where her and her little son were crashing at night when she met Leah. Since I kinda like arty fartsy shit and I used to work in an art gallery I was snooping around her art gallery website . Some cool shit there.
In the end Adriana just wants to live the fantasy a lot of horny women want . And that is to get sandwiched between 2 men. Of course homegirlneeds to bring up her standards a little more because I sure in fuck would not like to be sandwiched by that fool with the blonde toupee that looks like he hasn’t changed his suit or showered since his prom night in 1975! I would prefer to be sandwiched and tagged teamed by Michael Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio myself. My husband The Boss Man is cool with that , since I told his ass he could have Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
And finally we have that crazy bitch and her mother who both went to jail for DUI arrest. I do agree with Andy just like everyone else I’m sure does, about how scary ass Elsa is the star of the show. There is something that facinates me about this scary ass old bitch and I’m not saying it because she is a witch and can turn me into a mutant frog. ‘Cause I’m a witch too just not the scary looking type and I can turn her ass into a , a huh? Anyways her ass already got turned into whatever the fuck she is now. But still she is the star of the show and I don’t know what it is about her that fascinates me the most . Is it the fact that her accent sounds like an old cuban gay man? Or is it the way she holds her glass when she asks her daughter about her sex life? Because she is a lady of this century not a victorian lady you know! DAMN IT! THE BITCH SEEMS LIKE A HOOT!
HAY DIOS MIO QUE ES ESO?!
