Can Alexis and Jim Bellino be the next losers to be exposed for being broke asses? According to the OC Register the answer is yes. Jim and Alexis Bellino defaulted on their 4.6 million dollar loan, since they have not made any payments since April 26 2010. I bet these fucktards were too busy having fun playing ‘Lets pretend to be rich’ for the cameras,with the monthly mortage payments that they couldn’t afford in the first place. Just like Barney Devito and Teresa these fucktards money problems are starting to surface. The Bellinos owe the bank $83,856.92 on their home and this is the same home that Jimbo and Alexis put on the market several times. Click here the article is from September 2009 . And the selling ad for their house reeks of desperation.

These two assholes came close to losing their home . There was an auction for August 25th but somehow they got a loan modification before their house was auctioned off and were able to save it. Who knows how they’re gonna pay the back payments they got behind on.

I remember a while back Alexis let go of her nannies and said that she got a part time job at the plastic surgeon’s office doing some consultant bullshit. Could that be a red flag that these fucktards are broke?  There are also some comments on the comments section stating that Jim’s Ho-tel is going into foreclosure.

Here is the original article:

Jim and Alexis Bellino, last season’s newest cast members of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” recently defaulted on a $4.6 million loan for their stately home on Circle Drive in Newport Beach.

According to documents obtained exclusively by The Orange County Register, the Bellinos failed to pay $83,856.92 as of April 26 on their home loan, and faced the threat of foreclosure, plus having their home sold at public auction to the highest bidder.

The original loan amount was for $4.5 million. Because the Bellinos missed all mortgage payments since the first of the year, the debt — with fees and penalties — swelled up to $4.62 million, the documents indicate.

However, the auction (or trustee sale), scheduled for Wednesday, Aug. 25, never happened. The Bellinos modified the loan on their home, a foreclosure did not occur, and the family never had to move out.

“Chase Bank has been great to work with on my modification,” Jim Bellino said in an interview Friday. “The trustee sale has been canceled, and the modification has been agreed upon.”

UPDATE (8/27): The 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom house is 4,200 square feet. According to Redfin, the Bellinos bought the house in August 2007 and have been trying to sell it, but took it off the market. It has been listed on and off since May 2008. Zillow.com says it’s now worth $3.89 million.  For a few more real estate details and a photo of the house, check out Jeff Collins’ post on the Lansner on Real Estate blog.

Since the housing market bubble burst, several “Real Housewives” have faced serious real estate conundrums. Original “housewife” Jeana Keough defaulted on her loan, faced foreclosure and got a loan modification, much like the Bellinos. Tamra Barney short sold her home for less than the Barneys purchased it.

Frank and Lynne Curtin faced eviction four times, and were actually evicted from their Laguna Beach home. That dilemma was documented in painful detail during the last season of “Real Housewives,” which airs on Bravo. Season 5 of the reality TV series ended in March, and season 6 is filming right now, with a tentative schedule of premiering in January 2011.

According to the documents, California Reconveyance Company, a debt collector, notified the Bellinos on or around April 26 that they had defaulted on their loan. The deed of trust for the property was dated July 30, 2007 and recorded on Aug. 1, 2007. A modification on the deed of trust was recorded on Feb. 18, 2009.

The documents state that by April 30, the bank had contacted the borrower (the Bellinos) to discuss the borrower’s financial situation and to explore options to avoid foreclosure. Yet, 30 days had passed since the borrower was contacted without a resolution. That triggered the notice of trustee sale.

Jim Bellino said the documents don’t reflect the loan modification going on presently. His lawyer Michael York confirmed that Chase scheduled a foreclosure sale in error. Bellino added that his family, which consists of his wife and three kids — James, 4, and Melania and Mackenna, 2 1/2 — intend to stay in the home for an extended period of time

It’s weird how all this bullshit happened to them in August just like Teresa and Barney Devito Giudice. Thanks to my readers Uwish and OC Watcher for the links!

Here is a picture of New House Slut of Orange County Peggy Tanous when she married her son. YEEE HAAA!!

The latest victim to join this trainwreck famewhoring show for my sick entertaiment  Housewife to join the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County is none other than Peggy Tanous. Whoever the fuck she is. Bravo didn’t have to dig too deep under the gutter rocks to find this skank, since she is friends with Duck lips Alexis Bellino. Looks like they both are members of the Tijuana Fucked Up Plastic Surgery For Fugly Overdone Skanks Clinic.

When I first saw a picture of this ho’ I didn’t read the headline just looked at the picture and I thought to myself ‘Why are they letting Mia Farrow be the next housewife of OC? Bitch looks like Mia Farrow and Joker Face mated in the pits of Hell while Satan watched them at his birthday orgy and then  one of them gave birth to  a fucked up baby. What’s up with that plastic , I had too much battery acid injected in my face, look? She looks at least 13 years older than her husband with that clown ass face.

Also RadarOnline reported that, Tamra Barney will be appearing with her new boy-toy Eddie Judge. We will not have to see anymore of Simon. Thank God! That abusive fucker got in my nerves the last few episodes, that he even made me feel bad for Tamra. Maybe now that Tamra got herself a younger man she is happier with, she wont be as obnoxious. But then again it’s Tamra so I don’t expect much improvement from her.

Here is what RadarOnline reported:

Producers have inked a deal for the attractive blonde and her Internet entrepreneur husband Micah Tanous to join the existing cast, and we’ve learned that the husband and wife have already filmed some scenes for the new series.

Peggy Tanous is a friend of current OC housewife Alexis Bellino, and insiders have told RadarOnline.com that she’s “truthful and blunt – who always tell it the way it is.”

The new additions have already appeared in previous episodes of the popular reality TV show and producers are hoping that they prove to be popular with viewers.

RadarOnline.com has also learned that Simon Barney, estranged husband of Tamra Barney, will not be appearing in the new series.

But her new boyfriend, Eddie Judge, will be making some on-screen appearances in the new series because he has proved very easy to work with in the past.

Rumor has it that Lynne Curtin may of been booted out. I guess Bravo realized since her and Frank got evicted from their Faux-Fabulous life style and all the cards came crashing down when everyone found out what Real Broke Ass Fronters they really are. Filming them at their new home . In the trailer park . Wasn’t gonna work in trying to make the viewers believe her broke ass lived a plush life.

This new tramp thinks that being on this show is gonna be fun and everyone is gonna love her. I guess she doesn’t read the blogs! PENDEJA!

Well I guess we will just have to whatch what happens . And then I will decide if I like this new ho’ or not. In the words of the God Mother. ‘I don’t like you until I like you!’. Bitch!

Gretchen Rossi is now trying to become the next Juicy Couture. After the shenanigans she pulled with her makeup line and the whole Jeff Beitzel foundation ordeal. She is now launching some hand bag collection thing. Bitch needs to support Slade Slimey before he looks for another sugar mama.

Here is a picture of her swap meet pleather hand bags:

Alexis posted this picture of her and her daughter at the Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach on July 4th on her Facebook.

 That’s the exclusive Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach?

Cause that shit looks crowded and the grounds look rundown and  unimpressive. Maybe is just the picture and Alexis being in it makes it look cheap and like she took a picture at the public swimming pool at the ghetto in Anaheim somewhere . Yeap, that’s what it is! It’s her in the picture that makes it look rundown, cheap and ghetto. Must be the 2 dollar whore in her. But at least there were a lot of eyewitnesses, witnessing their shenanigans.

These are some interesting comments I found while surfing around the net in different websites. Check out the comments on Jimbo Bellino and how he drunken flipped out at the country club the day of the pool mishap and was yelling at the lifeguards . According to some of these comments Jimbo went on an hour cursing hissy fit and after yelling at the lifeguards telling them he would get them fired he was escorted out of the country club. What an asshole! He cant say ‘thank you’ to the people that helped him gets his children out of the water.

Other interesting  comments I found were apparently written by the ex-nannies . A while back someone posted a comment on my site here that sounded like it was an ex-Nannie but I can’t find the frikking comment. If any ex-employees or ex-nannies have some dirt in these two scumbags feel free to  leave them here or email me at realfauxhousewives@yahoo.com

Check out the one were, someone says these 2 fucktards were out shopping the swap meet for their kids beds and dumb bitch was trying to cut in line pulling the ‘I’m a  fucking star’ and ‘Don’t you know who I am’ card . However the sales person  put Miss Holier Than Thou Tits on her place when she was told :Who the fuck are you? and go wait in line like everyone else. I thought these assholes were rich folk  and would be shopping at some fancy furniture store not the swap meet. Maybe their turd ass is going broke now that they don’t carrie nannies and have to shop at the swap meet.

Now, I don’t know how many of these comments may or may not be true but , they seemed pretty interesting. And when you have multiple people placing similar comments on all the sites then there must be some true to them.There is also some older comments in there too, about Jimbo being a crook. Read the one where someone is mentioning that Lauri Peterson is coming back . I also heard a rumor from an inside of an inside scoop that they may try to get rid of Alexis and replacing her with Lauri . But who knows if that’s true or not so don’t hold me to it.

 Check these out:

From actual witnesses who were there:

“Alexis and her husband were talking with friends by the pool and it kinda of seemed like Alexis had forgot about her children, they walked off to take shots of tequila and just left the stroller there.”

  “she has been around” doesn’t come close to truth.. she played the back nine MANY times with Newport “clients”…. went a few rounds myself; less than round at Pelican though ..lol

 That restaurant they used to own on PCH was a total dive. It was like trying to eat dinner in a bar. The only way he could get anybody to go there were all his “two for one coupons”. These two are beyond trash. To the person who said that they thought the babies were never in danger of drowning…what part of kids strapped into stroller, stroller rolls into pool, parents either drunk/high/both don’t you get? I would expect this of Octo Mom but I guess she is too “low life” to be gettig wasted at The Balboa Bay Club on the 4th.

 we seen her at the Balboa bay club a few weeks ago and she seriously looked like a hoochie, little short boobs galore… and she is SUPER SKINNY in person

 Had a lovely run in with these two Saturday morning at the OC Swap Meet… Trying to purchase beds for their girls from Kids Alley – 6+ people waiting before them and they tried to cut in with her using the “don’t you know who I am” card. Thank god for Kathy as she said of course I know who you are but there are others ahead of you and you’ll have to wait – “but im an OCHousewife, what about the publicity?”. Again Kathy was true to her customers and preferred none above the other –
The self affected way they acted and the superiority they tried to throw at others was gross and for all they “have” on the outside, it is very apparent that they have nothing within.
I’ve never even watched the show and am thankful to still have those brain cells intact

 That happens because no nannies will last them like us, working three years with them, be them bad people, envious, hypocritical, lying,believe is right that they alone are the only ones, believe God …mistreated us, insulted and cheated and never paid us enough money …the poor children who will be suffering now, we’re not to defend ourselves

I’ve heard that they’re having money problems. Alexis probably fired the nannies so that hubby can pay for the nose job she desperately needs.
 

As someone who has had the displeasure of working with them both, they are phony and gross, and owe me and several other people a lot of money. He is a self-absorbed classless pig who is proud of his transvestite trophy wife. She is only with him for his money, which isn’t nearly as much as they’d like everyone to believe. They never watch their own kids, so I’m sure this unfortunate accident is because they forgot they had kids. She will leave him some day for someone else.

 was there neither one of them were watching the kids in the stroller. Instead of being grateaful to the lifeguard he began yelling I’ll have you fired. Her fault are you nuts, ther your kids

  I was two feet away and saw the whole ridiculous incident along with countless otherpeople! They both turned their back, walked away from the stroller and it plunged in the water. Another gentleman from NZ that was at the scene pulled one child out while the husband struggled with the other. The lifegaurd and the other guy pulled the stroller out of the water.Then Jim proceeded to scream at everyone there for letting the stroller go in, blaming everyone but himself. Screaming at the lifegaurd who was present and making a scene that lasted at least an hour. Shameful and discusting.

Horrible people.

 It only gets worse. Alexis and her husband blamed the lifeguard for the accident. Jim was in a cursing tizzy. Alexis was looking upset about her wet cover-up. Ironically, neither parent was holding or comforting the children minutes after it happened. Even their family members were in a state of disbelief on both the poor parenting and the inability to accept accountability.

 i was there and saw it happen. the husband was at the pool bar and didnt put thebrake on the stroller. he did NOT dive in. the life guard was trying to pull the stroller up and the people in the pool were pushing it out. then he came running up cusing EVERYONE out and was escorted off property of the private club. A*SHOLE!

 Check out alexisbellino.com her story is total bs. Jim did not dive in and pull both girls out. I know the man who pulled one of the girls out and he handed the child to her, she should’ve remembered that! The lifegaurd was present as well, both girls were wailing and terrified.

Everything they both have said has been inconsistent. I, along with several people saw what happened, these two had their backs turned on their children. Thank God for everyone else around. How about some gratitude and thank you’s for the people that did help! And thanks for both girls being OK.

They is VERY accurate,I was not there personally(if I was I would b telling the “version”of the story)My mom and bro were BOTH there and witnessed her being at LEAST 10-20 ft. AWAY from the stroller,and JimSlob was not even around,he was by the bar…of course where else would u be when u have little girls to look after????According to what they had told me,AlexAss and Jimbo didn’t realize the stroller was gone until it was in the water.Only then did they go after the girls.The lifeguard did rescue one of the girls and Jim,the other one(like they claim).My bro saw it from a distance,but he knows what he saw,SHE WALKED AWY FROM HER BABIES!!!!!!!!(on a slope no less)They r ungrateful peices of lying shit!!!!!I havepleaded with my mom and bro to tell the TRUE story…they just don’t want to cause trouble,but they will if asked by official from the club.More and people will come forward and they will see whats what then.I don’t condem for having an “accident”,we r human.They should not lie about it though…..

  A few years back I had to spend about 4 hours around this douche. I have never met anyone as empty and joyless (at least on the outside) as he is.. He was rude, arrogant, condescending, to the people around us and even to myself. His wife on the other hand was cool and hot as hell, but she has let herself fall victim to the typical OC trapppings, which is a shame because she has way more character and charisma than he does.. Sounds like both of them may be a bit too wrapped up in themselves to keep their kids safe which is a shame.. Just my .02, if they disagree, they can afford to hire an attorney

 Alexis mother lived in my home town of Hannibal. Penny is a beautiful person with avery kind personality and well respected in our community, unlike her self absorb daughter. I don’t know who Alexis was hanging out with, but it sure wasn’t anyone I know, because we dress very stylish, wear make-up, and have a little botox now and then.

This guy “donated” a Babe Ruth ball to a charity auction and received a base price with the “excess” going to the charity. This happened AFTER he was convicted. The gentleman that purchased the ball for over $1000 had it authenticated, and it was deemed 100% FAKE. Sounds like a possible “parole violation”?

sources TMZ , OC Register, Realitytea, USMagazine, and Deathby1000papercuts.

 I know I talk a lot of shit about this ho’. But I am glad that her children are okay. Seriously. I would not wish the loss of a child on anyone that is a parents worst nightmare. But her and Jimblob need to learn to be humble and grateful to the lifeguards that helped them. Hopefully somewhere in her tiny brain  one of her braincells lights up and she realizes that she has to pay attention to her children.  But the way her and Jimbo act like they don’t want to take responsibility for their actions  and be grateful their kids are fine I doubt it. And that is very sad.

Alexis Bellino is speaking up about the recent pool accident were her two children nearly drowned. The report was that her and Jimbo left their two twin girls unnatended in their stroller near a pool and were off ‘doing something’. When suddenly the stroller rolled into the water with both children still in it. A lifeguard jumped in the pool and got one child out while Jimblob went and got the other baby.

Well Alexis tells a different story . She is saying that it was her dumb fault for not putting the brake on the stroller and that her and her pimp just turned their heads for a second to say goodbye to some people and also, that no lifeguard assisted them and that it was all his godlines Jimbo who pulled both their babies out. I wish Bravo cameras were filming so we can see for ourselves.

However, I have a hard time believing this fake ho’. She is so brainwashed and scared of  her lord and master Jimbo that even if she saw the lifeguard saving both children , the bitch would still say it was all Jimbo saving them . Because you know damm well she will think and believe whatever bullshit her godly king Jimbo will feed her and just accept it with no questions. Here what this ho’ had to say on her website:

“On Sunday, July 4th, my family was leaving the Balboa Bay Club swimming pool in the late afternoon. As we were leaving, I turned to say goodbye. Our girls were in their stroller and I thought I had put the brake on, but apparently I didn’t. My husband, Jim, and I were both standing close to the stroller. Within seconds, the stroller had rolled towards the pool and a stroller wheel rolled off the edge of the pool. Before either of us could grab the stroller, a second wheel rolled off the edge, and the stroller went into the pool. Of course, Jim instantly went into the pool. He grabbed both of the girls himself and lifted both of them out of the water. Because the girls were not strapped into the stroller, and Jim was right there, their heads did not even go under water.

While we are not making light of this incident, and have been reminded to never take our eyes off the children for even a second when near water, it has been so hurtful to know how this experience has been mischaracterized in the media. To all of you who have offered your support, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.”

Is it possible that this dumb broad took  the blame for not putting the brake on the stoller like a good submisive battered wife? Because I bet Jimbo told her ass it was her fault after he beat the piss out of her and he also wanted to take all the credit for saving the babies to feed his egotistical little cock? After that he probably also told her ass to write a statement on her website taking the blame and giving all credit to her Lord and Master of Puppet Jimbo? Things that make you go hmmm?

Alexis Bellino and her pimp husband were out boozing it and partying it up at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. on July 4th weekend. Supposedly those 2 dimwits left their 2 baby twins unattended in their stroller by the pool. REALLY?!! No seriously these two idiots left their 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? Was Bravo filming? I am having a hard time understanding this . Who the fuck leaves 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? But I guess in reality I shouldn’t even be surprised since we’re talking about these 2 wanna be famewhores who are more interested in chasing the cameras and their children are just accessories in the fucked up movie of their lives.

Were was the team of supernannies? I guess Alexis must of fired the Nannie team or something. Bitch needs to rehire those Nannies so they can watch those babies while her and Jimblob chase the Paps, since they’re incapable of watching their own children when there’s too many shinny items around distracting them.

Here is what TMZ reported:

We’re told both of the Bellino children are fine and didn’t need medical attention.

WOW! Jimbo is such a grateful Christian to say that there was no lifeguard needed. Asshole ! I bet he just says that, because HE KNOWS him and BeeJeebus Barbie were not paying attention to their parental duties and felt stupid. And I bet the lifeguards as well as everybody else was giving them dirty ass looks for not watching their own kids and being too busy in their drunk and famewhoring escapades. I bet Jimbo beat the BeeJeebus Barbie silicone out of Alexis that night . Because you know damn well he must of blamed her for that slip up.

Thank you Uwish for the link.

Earlier today Gretchen Rossi was ordered to pay Jay Photoglou $22,375 at  the Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills . When all these shenanigans started she only owed Jay 18k but since she kept beating around the bush, and ditched her court date last Thursday and  not paying the  money she owed this guy, the fees increased. Gretchen even went and released a statement yesterday saying that Jay wasn’t getting shit from her and that the money would go to the IRS because Jay owes them 30k, this way Jay Photoglou don’t get any money.

Here is the original article:

Gretchen Rossi, cast member of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” paid a check for $22,375 Friday at Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills.

The cashier’s check was made out to Jay Photoglou, the law offices of Orlando Castaño, and the California Franchise Tax Board. Photoglou, 40, claims he was Rossi’s secret ex-boyfriend when she was engaged to another man, now deceased.

Rossi, 32, paid the check to cover Photoglou’s attorney’s fees. She originally owed him $18,900, but that amount increased due to filing costs, interest and additional attorney’s fees.

A judge ordered Rossi to pay the fees because an earlier civil lawsuit against Photoglou, which included a temporary restraining order, was dismissed with prejudice.

“I’m very pleased. He’s very pleased,” Castaño said about his client, Photoglou. “We got just what we wanted. We got our judgment paid.”

When asked if he was happy with Friday’s payment, Photoglou said, “Absolutely.”

And here’s an interesting tidbit: E! Online is reporting that Rossi wanted to donate the money to a children’s charity instead of paying Photoglou, but the offer was declined.

Castano said he learned that Rossi’s attorney is on the board of directors of that charity, and so “it seemed very shady.”

Rossi and her lawyer, Gregory Brown, could not be reached for comment on Friday.

By no means is the drama over. Both Rossi and Photoglou still have competing civil lawsuits against each other. Rossi’s suit alleges assault, battery, defamation (slander and libel), stalking and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Photoglou’s suit alleges many of the same things: defamation, invasion of privacy/false light, intentional infliction of emotional distress and conversion (taking property from another).

We’ll keep you posted on future developments.

LuAnn is wearing some ridiculous manly boots when she visits her friend Sonja Morgan who also happens to be the new ho’ on the block. When LuAnn arrives Sonjas maid lets LuAnn in and makes sure she talks to LuAnn in French (because LuAnn prearrange that earlier) Then LuAnn forgets her line and just answers with the first thing she could roll out of her mouth easily and without thinking about it and that is Mercy!. OKAY!. Sonja descends from the stairs wearing a hideous outfit she bought at the Artists Formerly Known as Prince yard sale. LuAnn right away notices that Sonja has a picture of Max. Kelly’s ex-fuck buddy.

LuAnn tells Sonja that Max really gets around town. . Max gets around with those divorced New York rich Cougars, like a bong at a college frat house in Humbolt Cali.LuAnn wants her turn too. LuAnn says that Sonja is a little sex pistol, she loves men, she loves to party, she loves to fuck random men in back alleys and dick jump random men in orgy gang bangs. She is a fun gal. And LuAnn says that is what she loves about her. They do the ridiculous introduction of Sonja wearing her bathroom shower curtain and they just show her dog. Supposedly she has a nine year old daughter with an old billionaire old enough to be her grand-papi. I bet they don’t show the daughter because the baby daddy didn’t want his child be part of this ridiculous circus since he comes from real old money, and people from old money don’t roll like that .

As Sonja gets introduced she is talking to her assistant whose name happens to be Max as well. Sonja is sitting in front of her magic mirror forcing it to lie to her by telling her she is the hottest cougar of them all. Sonja mentions she was married to a rich sugar daddy and had a daughter with him but then after she did her time with this rich man and finish doing her responsibilities with him she got a divorce and a nice settlement. And now she is financially set.Sonja says she is the slutty straw that stirs the bullshit . But she still looks like Gonzo. So with all that money she should fix that honker. She also makes sure she mentions that she loves dick . A LOT. Well I’m sure mosts women agree, but we’re not mentioning it every five seconds but I guess with this Famewhore this is her signature one dimensional character trademark.

Then we get to see more clips of Sonja Gonzo whoring all around  New York. But Bravo wouldn’t allow Sonja’s wish to  show the clip of her doing a cabby and 2 waiters behind the alley at Sak’s. They said it was too much skin. But then we get to see all the fun happy crappy that Sonja Gonzo gets to do.

From sexually harrasing Italian kitchen male workers, to groping underage boys who don’t speak English, to getting botox embalming fluid injections and partying drinking, getting drunker, falling on her face drunk while stumbling out of a car, pissing herself  while laying in the gutter, going home with creepy strangers, waking up next to scary strangers, after a heavy night of drinking , partying and having no idea where she is . Sonja Gonzo is also pretending to do yoga after all her adventures, they show in a nutshell what Sonja  Gonzo does all day. And it looks like this Bitch is a lot more fun than a drunken barrel of butt-pirate gay monkeys. Gonzo keeps reminding us that sex is verrry important remember that, Bitches.

 LuAnn and Gonzo are throwing a party for the homeless. Maybe Lynne Curtin and gettho ass Tamra can benefit from this fancy ass party.Miss Sonja Gonzo offers her luxurious multiple floor home. What a fun Bitch. They pick through Miss Sonja Gonzo’s fancy expensive clothes that cost like 3 grand a piece.

Next Jill and Bobby are having lunch. Jill wants to cry to daddy Bobby about how horribly she got beat up and ambushed by evil Bethenny.  Bethenny had given Jill a letter to give to Bobby . Jill tells Bobby that she didn’t open the letter . SHE LIED!. She was also jealous that Bethenny gave Bobby a letter and not Jill. Jill tries very hard to get sympathy from Bobby. But he straight up tells her she needs to mend fences with Bethenny and stop acting like a spoiled Bitch. It all goes over Jills head. Of course.

Bethenny is giving away free sandwiches out on some boardwalk. She tells Alex that her dying father refused to see her.Did ya all notice everyone looking at the camera again?. Bethenny tells Alex that she met with Jill and had to fight LuAnn.

LuAnn shows up to meet Jill in some ridiculous bike carriage that some guy is giving her a ride in. Jill says LuAnn is delusional and since we don’t have royalty in the USA,because in the USA royalty is an illusion in your head, this is the Countess  delusional version  of  arriving like a royal pain in the ass at the Park. They walk around central park while wearing stupid high heels . Silly ass Jill tells LuAnn she cleansing herself for Yon Kipur and forgiving people and making amends and forgiving everyone that wronged her and  blah, blah, blah.

 LuAnn asks her if she is going to mend fences with Bethenny Jill laughs and says Bethenny doesn’t count. After LuAnn brings up Bethenny Jill then contradicts what she said earlier and says is not a cleansing thing is about forgiveness. But all the bullshit she says doesn’tmake sense and Jill is lying she is not doing any cleasing or forgiveness she is saying that to hear herself talk. Even LuAnn knows that. And she is her guard dog, of the moment.

 LuAnn mentions to Jill that she has a boy toy who is the same man that the physic that Jill hired a couple of episodes earlier, mentioned  and LuAnn admits she is letting him hit her from behind for 20 dollars per hour. LuAnn also says that she also has  a stable of young paid studs under 35. LuAnn also expresses her disgust with Jill trying to meddle and fix LuAnn up with 60 year old sugar papas when LuAnn wants younger ass this time.

Ramona proposes to her husband Mario. Did you all see the ‘AW SHIT!’ Look in his face!? Now it’s gonna make it even harder if he falls for one of his 20 something year old bootey calls that he sees when Ramona is out running around Manhattan with a bottle of Pinot Grigrio in her purse with her eyes popping doing her crazy dance and barking at random Bitches.Mario decides to give Ramona what she wants and get it over with. So Ramona and Mario go into the bedroom where they have Donkey Kong sex ,while the pervy camera men hang around outside the door listening.

Mario still worried about how he is gonna explain this to his girlfriends. But I guess he will deal with that later.

Alex is putting the final touches on the Brooklyn fashion show.Fucking Ramona brought her own wine and glasses to the fashion show. They interviewed Alex while she was getting her hair done. That was  ghetto.

 Alex was barking orders around and she seems to know what she is doing. She was being a Boss Lady. Ramona was carrying vino and glasses plus a cork screw she is a real wino. Ramona was trying to learn how to walk the runway but she kept drinking more and more.

Jill shows up and the first thing out of her mouth is that the event is so low rent and the step and repeat is next to a trash can, and how she is speechlessand how her majesty the  Countless wouldn’t be caught dead at that ghetto ass event, so she didn’t even bother to show up, and how Jill is just too good because she is at the royal tier like the Countless and Jill feels out of place and overdressed around all these ghettho Brooklyn peons and she goes on and on. Jill was acting like she was royalty and showed up at the welfare store and was disgusted with all the peasants below her feet. If she hated it so much she should of just stayed home and smelled Gingers farts. But Jill likes to complain. I think she enjoys it so thats why she showed up to this event.

Alex doesn’t give two shits about these Bitches saying she lives in the ghetto, because Alex is gangsta she is proud to represent for her hood so she does and throws a good fashion show. The whole time Jill kept talking shit about everybody.

Jill also got confronted by Kelly who tells her that she didn’t appreciate that death threat Email she send her, telling her NOT to hang out with Bethenny. Kelly should of just head butted Jill right there and then but decided to confuse everyone with her psycho- babel- spewage instead. Jill tells Kelly that she got upset because of a message that Kelly wrote on the Internet where she mentions being happy to hang out with Bethenny Jill says that that pissed her off so much.

Jill feel she can tell people who they can talk to Kelly should of just slaped her, but instead feels the need to explain to Jill some lame ass shit about PR 101 and PR 102 why does she need to explain herself to that Bitch? She should just say I talk to her now. So its none of your business and not PR 101 and PR 102 bullshit. Shut up ho’. I dind’t even feel like writing the following paragraphs about Kelly and how dumb she sounds.

Jill says to Kelly :

You told me that you were not really  friends with Bethenny, is that correct? And Kelly answers all nervous, I am not really friends with Bethenny, then Jill continues Did you not Twitter her a kiss ass message saying oh so great to be with you,…blieh blieh.. that pissed me off you’re such a hipocrite. Stupid ass Kelly comes up with a lame excuse and tries to give Jill a PR lesson. and tells Jill that she wasnt kissing Behtennys ass she was saying to the world ‘leave me alone!’ And says that PR 101 lesson is ‘any publicity is good publicity’ and PR 102 move on to something else she also talks about how she uses complements to attact people who call her Madonna or something stupid to that effect.

 Then Jill stood there all pissed off and looking confused by Kelly’s lame ass explanations and  saying uh, oh- okay then I didn’t know.Jill was still shitting granite balls throught her asshole, because she was so pissed off about everything. I swear she loves that shit she was specially pissed over not being invited to walk the anorexic ho’  walk  with the other ho’s.

Now that she was finish fighting with Kelly because she realized that there was no fight she had to fuck with someone else. So she pounces on Ramona. The minute Ramona walks in wearing her black dress. Is that the zipper dress? She tells Ramona that the necklace she chose doesn’t go with the dress and she looks like a 2 dollar hooker from Queens, because her brawr is showing. Jill was making a big fucking deal on Ramona’s necklace even whispering little bitch remarks in Kelly’s ear. And Kelly of course was laughing along.

Ramona was listening and wanted to yank on Jill’s hair. She should off. But Ramona didn’t because Jill was already acting like a bitter complaining bitch because she was boiling in jealousy because she was not walking the catwalk at the Brooklyn show. Jill also asks Ramona “Were is Mario he didnt come see his hot sexy wife walk down the run way,?!’ Then she makes a pukey face.

After that Jill laughs and says oh yeah that’s right he is at his girlfriends house. Ramona is going to brake that bottle of Pinot Grigio on Jill’s head after she exits the building and is walking in the dark parking lot. Ramona is crazy like that.

Stupid ass Jill kept complaining when she plopped her fat ass down on the chair .Her idea of enjoying this fashion show was to complain the whole time. Right away she says these chairs are so umcomfortable my ass hurts!It’s a good thing that Bobby was also avoiding Jill that night, just like Mario avoided Ramona Bobby was out with his girlfriend too, because he knew Jill was gona complain the whole time.

Jill says she should of showed up in a wife beater and jeans and says she feels like a moron. Then she informs Simon that the skirt on a model doesn’t fit. You know who she remained me off? Dwight in the last Real Housewives of Atlanta he was raging raw on Lisa’s fashion show. But Jill was far worse.

Simon turned to look at her like he wanted to slap her. Then she looks down and says ‘It’s a mess’What a Bitch! She says she felt so out of place and coudln’t wait to get the hell out of there away from all those Joe 12 packs.

Ramona is getting all stressed out over walking the Puta walk.

Kelly says that Ramona’s eyes pop out because she also gets stronged out on crack, besides the Pinot Grigio. I KNEW IT! Ramoner is a crack head too!

The firtst one on the Puta walk is Kelly. She has the same exact walk as her daddy Big Foot Senior. Dressed in this gorgeous yellow gown picked by one of Kelly’s daughters Kelly looks like the offspring of when Big Foot fucked big bird in the ass. When she walks she growls , Kelly also admits that she has huge tranny line backer shoulders and she is a big Bird wearing ridiculous Ho. But I think she just says that, to try and distract people from the fact that she is part Big Foot and you can tell, specially when she wears this outfit.

Then Alex walks the runway. Jill tells Simon to tell her to slow down. Like he is gonna get up in the middle of the show and interrup Alex because queen bee here told him to do that. What a dumb Bitch! Jill did admit that Alex has the anorexic body of a fashion model. But she has a buttaface. What a Bitch!

Then its Ramonas turn to do the Puta walk.  OH MY GOD! That Bitch snorted like 27 lines of coke and drank 10 bottles of wine her head was spinning and her eyes were popping out! She was looking at everybody thinking ‘ I am going to make all you humans my slaves !’it was like and episode of invader Zim bitch didn’t even blink ‘ HA HA HA HA! Stupid Jill was straight up laughing real loud. And said that ‘her eyes were bulging she walked like a robot with her neck sticking out like a giraffe. I agree with this stupid bitch on this one .

Jill flew out of there. Allie asks her mom if she wanted to leave. She was really tired of hearing her mom bitch and hopefully Ally wont turn like her crazy ass Bitch mom. Ally seems like such a nice girl.

Then we see a bizarre clip of Kelly taking Simon out shopping. And he is getting nakid in front of Kelly and other gay men that were there. That was disturbing. ENOUGH OF THAT!

And now the famous pregnancy test by our dear Bethenny who seems to think she has to leave the door open so we can all see her bony 90 pound ass peeing.Congrats Bitch I still love ya but we didn’t need to see yo’ ass. She reminded me of this old roommate I used to have this chick named Kelly she was a hippie this was back in Eugene Oregon that bitch would never shut the door when she peed . It drove me nuts. Come to think of it a lot of hippies didn’t shut the door when they peed . I would shut the door and yell at all these people when I lived over there.

Bethenny finds out she is pregnant and tries desperately to call the new baby daddy Jason but can’t get a hold of him.

Bethenny then accuses Jason of sleeping with the woman answering recorded, generic messager on his cell phone because she is being trying to get a hold of him to tell him that she is preggo, for the last 5 hours.

Jill has some event with Kodak. This is where LuAnn officially introduces Sonja Morgan aka Gonzo. Ramona stumbles in drunk off her ass. As usual. She starts to question Jill on choosing to get a  sponsor from Kodak because they are in trouble financially. Jill admits to that but says that Kodak is trying to revamp their business with the Internet because they don’t make film anymore. Then she calls Ramona ignorant and a moron.Ramona is there for a mission. And that is to ruin and embarrassed Jill at her Kodak sponsorship and she has the power of the Pinot Grigio to help her with that.

Ramona also mentions that she came from her business meeting down the street. I wonder if those people  she did business with saw her on this episode of the show and what did they think about her drinking in the middle of the day? I bet she probably starts her day with a bottle of Pinot and drinks all day till she goes to bed.

Then Ramona informs Jill that she felt hurt when Jill snubed her at the fashion show. Jill tells Ramona she knows she is there to insult her . Jill straight up gets defensive and tells Ramona to beat it. But Ramona refuses, because she hasn’t completely accomplished her mission . And that is to ruin Jill’s endorsement deal. LuAss jumps on Ramona and pops her in the mouth.

But Ramona who is half LuAnn’s size just jumps right back on her like a raging wolverine and tears her up. LuAnn says Jill may call the bodyguards on Ramona. Then she does the same to Kelly, who is also over six foot. But don’t worry crazy ass Ramona is just fine. She jumps on Kelly’s shoulders and pops her in the head.

 Ramona is like a wolverine. An 80 pound animal that can tear up a 1000 pound bear by jumping on his head. That’s Ramona for you. Ramona is pissed that Jill send her two 6 foot tall goons to attack her but she did managed to kick both their asses and ruin Jill’s endorsement even thought Ramona had to ninja fight those 2 amazon bitches

Then Gonzo showed up.  You would think that with all the money that bitch Sonja Gonzo has; she would fix up that dried witch broomstick hair and that honker. You can see the gray throught  her hair .LuAnn made sure that she asked Sonja Gonzo about gigolo Max in front of Kelly who has a dinner to attend to after the Kodak party and LuAnn wonders if it is Max whom Kelly is meeting .

 Gonzo brags that she is the one that discovered Max or Maximiliano Palacio wich is his real honest to God gigolo name. Gonzo brags that she discovered Max the day he hit New York as a tourist and that 15 minutes later he was banging her from behind on a park bench in Central Park.

Yeap told ya, that motherfucker gets passed around like a fat joint at a hippie commune . But Kelly just shuts up because she is now embarrased, because  she thought she was the only one Max was seeing when in reality he was getting paid for servicing Gonzo weekly or twice a week, Gonzo then says  she ‘had to let Max go’ so she fired his dirty gigolo ass because she found another younger piece of ass that was cheaper fresh off the boat. 

Kelly is pissed to find out Max ditched her cause she wanted it for free and didn’t want to pay Max for the hand jobs. LuAnn also wants her turn with Max. LuAnn says she loves Gonzo because her raunchy ass is Mae West reincarnated on steroids and Max has been around the block a couple of times, hoping next time he’ll stop around her block. 

LuAnn introduces Sonja Gonzo to Jill.  Jill totally kisses Gonzo’s ass. Gonzo tells Jill about how she met crazy ass Ramona when she was shoping for some high end clothing and Ramona wanted to try on a dress Gonzo was going to get. Ramona begged Sonja Gonzo to let her try the dress on ,and promised she will bring it back but when Ramona took off with the dress she tried to jack it and Gonzo counl’t find Ramona or the dress so she found Ramona standing in line waiting to pay for the dress.

Gonzo ass Sonja took off her high heels and went chola on Ramona’s ass and a brawl broke out both bitches scratched each others eyes out hooker stilettos were flying up in the air and security got called. In the end crazy ass Ramona was pretty pissed that Sonja dared jump her like that, so she pooped on the floor in the middle of the store and wiped her ass with the dress then she gave it to Sonja and said ‘there you go!’ True story!

 Towards the end of the night Ramona managed to beat up Kelly once more, by monkey jumping her from behind. Ramona waited for the perfect moment when Jill was up on stage for her Kodak thingy . Jill was trying to give her speech and all of the sudden she hears the commotion and sees hands flying and hands are flying up in the air and nobody is listening to the speech anymore they just see Ramona and Kelly slap each other around.

After Ramona is done smacking Kelly big foot around she tells her “I cant talk to you you have no brain’  scare crow of the wizard of Oz. And she walks away while Kelly is sitting there repeating what Ramona said in a 7 year old mocking way. Ramona felt satisfied like she accomplished her mission of fucking Jill’s endorsement up. Which she did and stumbled out of there all drunk and shit. Didn’t Ramona have her fucking assistant with her? I think she left her at the Jill failed endorsement. Ramona will probably be yelling at her assistant later for not following Ramona out when she left that place.

HOLY SHIT BALLS!

Damn! Those bastards at the Dirty have really declared war on Gretchen Rossi haven’t they? (God Bless Them!) Now there is new gossip posted about how her foundation for Lukemia and Lymphoma is bullshit and remember how she was supposed to donate the proceeds from her joke of a song she dedicated to her dead sugar pappi to this bullshit foundation.

 It appears this so called foundation does not exist. Maybe the foundation should be called The Slimey And Wretchen Meth Foundation Build On The Grave Of A Dead Sugar Pappi . Seems like everything about this Ho’ is bullshit; doesn’t surprise me at all. That Bitch don’t know when to quit!