The Real Original  House Skanks of Orange County recently did a little mud wrestling at the “Del Mar Mud Run”  charity event for the Challenged Athletes Foundation’s  at Del Mar Fairgrounds in California (October 16, 2011). The  In attendance  were Gretchen Rossi and her pet Slade Slimey, also Tamra Barney and boytoy Eddie Judge new commer Heather Dubrow and her hubby where also there.

Missing in action was Alexis Bellino and recently vacuumed botoxed and newly faced ironed, recently divorced Vicki Gunvalson. Also a little bird told me Gretchen’s ongoing never-ending Jay Photoglou trial has been set for 2/6/2012.

Enjoy these pictures:

LET ME PANTS YOU!

Somehow doing this seems familiar. I can’t remember where I did this before?

If I shit myself can they tell? I really have to go.

Like a cougar, rode hard and put away wet for the 331 thousand tiiiime!!!

Anybody has a salt block or a saddle?

Ooohh yeaah the hottest grandma in Orange County.

Boobie inspector.

WHO FARTED?

RUN BITCH! I don’t know if that’s my thong riding up my ass or the turd I sharted earlier.

Gretchen sprained her ankle and was unable to run the finish line.

Here she is pouting like a monkey.

Chauvinistic pig Jimbo Bellino may try to act sanctimonious on TV (he can’t pull it off) and tries to sell us the facade that he only looks at his wife’s chest. But, just recently one of my regular readers ran into the Bellino’s while at Disneyland and Alexis was trailing behind Jimbo smelling his raunch-farts and it looked like she was blowing her nose (crying?) Alexis looked bored and sad and Jimblob was staring at my reader up and down like a piece of meat!

Here is what my reader posted:

Ok…so. U will never guess who we just walked by..Alexis Bellino from RHOOC..

I saw them at Disneyland, the day before Mothers Day..Jimbo was walking with the kids, and they look a lot more grown up than they do in the show…he was staring right at me giving me the “I’ll Do you if my wife wasn’t here look” She was trailing right behind him, digging in her nose with a tissue????..wasn’t sure if was crying, or had Allergies, or what???..He is SKINNY (not the dough boy on TV)..and she was in these huge Platform shoes, and white cropped jeans, and her legs are long and TINY..she is a very little Lady. She looked sad, and bored. He looked like he needed to be “noticed” more than he needed to be there with his Family.
My Husband who was not too far away and He and my oldest daughter were like OMG..that’s Alexis from RHOOC..they were laughing and saying, I should just walk by and say “Hi Jim, Hi Alexis” and keep on walking, as if they were no one different than my neighbors……I didn’t though..but it would have been funny…I think they go to places like that, to get their EGOS boosted, by people “recognizing” them…
Then on her twitter, she was talking about her dresses or something..not about how she spent the day with her Kids and Hubby at Disneyland, making a fun Family Memory…WOW these people.

anyway..she is VERY small, not even 100lbs, for sure..she is a pretty woman, but not happy looking, and Jim, is scouting his next MRS…oh and her “ring” looked FAKE..like a Spinel or a good CZ…I have a pretty big one, and it’s not even “top notch” and it looks better.. and you can tell the difference from a mile away…hahahah

The funniest part is that this fucktard doesn’t even realize that my reader comes on here all the time making fun of his smelly ass.

 Alexis Bellino admits that she has a serious eating disorder and doesn’t allow herself to eat desert but instead pours salt on it and ruins it, so that way she doesn’t eat it. I love how these spoiled bitches love wasting food because they don’t want to gain weight. She states she is still struggling with this disorder and her weight now fluctuates between 118 and 122 pounds and she obsessively watches it. She tells Life & Style the eating disorder started when she was twelve years old and  it was due to her parents divorce:

“I just didn’t want to eat,” Alexis remembers when the problem first arose, being 12-years-old and shattered by her parents’ divorce. “Looking back, I think it was my way of controlling something at a time when everything else in my life was out of my control.”

Six years later, during her freshman year at the University of Missouri- Columbia, the disorder truly sank its claws into her. “I felt so heavy,” Alexis admits, saying she became bulimic, throwing up her food on a regular basis. It wasn’t until the collapse of her first marriage in 2002 that Alexis finally decided to get help and worked closely with a doctor to stop purging. In 2005, she married her second husband, Jim Bellino who “finally got me to stop counting calories,” Alexis tells Life & Style. “He loves my body. In fact, he says he likes me about 5 pounds heavier.”

“It’s not like I’m healed,” she says. “This haunts me.” A typical day’s meal plan for her is less than 900 calories. “Sweets are my weakness,” she says. “I’ll serve everyone else dessert, but I’ll pour salt and pepper all over mine so I don’t eat it.”

“I try not to let my weight consume me, but an eating disorder is a lifetime disease,” she tells Life & Style. “It cannot be cured, but it doesn’t have to be practiced. My goal is to reach other women — and let them know that they can conquer it.”

 That also must be the reason for her obsessive eighteen hour work-out days and not allowing herself to have a doughnut or even look at one! And that’s why she’s also jealous of Peggy because that bitch really looks dry and emaciated and that’s the look that Alexis wants to go for, but with her 20 pounds of lips and gigantic, porn, circus-tits that make her weight like eighty-five pounds  on the top half of her body alone, it’s kinda hard to achieve that.

Also Jimbo Bellino may not have a real business or job per say. But he seems to know the secrets of getting housing for free so that him and and Alexis can front ‘the lifestyle’ they can’t afford but are desperate to front, and they were able to get rid of those annoying house payments since their asses avoided paying their house note for like 3 years, by declaring bankruptcy and avoided 3 public auctions.

This is the secret to having money to blow on four Lamborghinis, designer clothes,  fake boobs,  jewelry and all kinds of expensive shit.  I bet they even avoid paying their cars and other items, since Tamra says that Jimbo always has different cars.  Very questionable. For all the details on how they avoided foreclosure read the article on Realstalker.com.

 But hey, I guess you gotta be crafty to front the good life when you don’t have the real money like the Beverly Hillbilly House Skanks. I bet that bitch Cuntmille Grammer would of not even thrown 2 turds in Jimbo Bellino’s direction because she would of known right away that he was a broke ass, fronter,  con-artist and not an A lister and Cuntmille got with a real A lister. Maybe Duck Lips AlexAss should of taken lessons from Cuntmille before settling down with that greasy, hairy, fat-fugly rude asswipe she calls a husband who happens to be going broke and he hates her already so if they divorce it doesn’t look like she would get much either.

We get to see a loong clip of all the bullshit that went on last season. Then we move on to these bitches snooty introductions. You know, the ones where they try to make everyone watching feel inferior next to them and like our lives do not live up to theirs because we are not fabulous and driving Bentleys while defaulting on our mortgage like our newest house skank this season, who is also a professional fronter Peggy Tanous . I guess since she rather have a Bentley than pay her house note her flat ass is gonna be living in her Bentley while parked down the river with all her kids.

Tamra brags that she is now a ‘Free Bitch’, and can fuck whoever she wants. Including her new boyfriend Eddie Judge whom she’ll be doing on various bath tub porn flicks on line. Because I know there is a raunchy video of those 2 dipshits coming up in the near future. The Tarot told me!

Vicki keeps bragging about how she makes her own money , ok what else is old? Gretchen spews some bullshit about not apologizing for being an idiot. And Alexis mumbles some gibberish while pretending to speak in tongues, about how her husband is the second coming of Jesus and she is his slave, or some other nonsense like that.

‘ Tamra the Free Bitch’ is inviting everyone to some shopping party, including Gretchen whom she still hates. Except now she blames her hatred of Gretchen on Simon’s mind  controlling powers of evil. And since she left Simon her ass is now free to make amends with Gretchen . Or so she says. But Gretchen is all , whatever bitch I know you still hating on me and quit prank calling me!

Tamra is still friends with Holier Than Thou Sanctimonious Mother Of Virtue Alexis Bellino. Who sheds her words of wisdom about how in ‘Biblical terms divorce is not something that people are supposed to do, but my friendship with Tamra absolutely survived”.

Soooo,what she is saying is that Tamra is lucky to even still be friends with her skank ass, because she shuns people in her circle who get divorces from their spouses ???!!! Because other people are not lucky to have a wholesome marriage like her and Reverend Jimblob The Hideous, who is allowed to lay hands on her to keep her ass in check???!!! Is this what this transparent, ducked lipped ignoramus just said? It’s her first camera interview and she is already talking sanctimonious preachy hipocrytical shit. What’s gonna happen when  she has to  dump Jimbo’s ass because he’s broke? Will she be back at the Marriott turning tricks?

Vicki doesn’t want to play with Tamra because Tamra is a backstabber as proven last season.

Tamra brags about how her new hot Spanish speaking boyfriend, is letting her trash his house to throw a party. And Gretchen is afraid Tamra is just inviting her to get her ‘Naked Wasted’ like that one time. Tamra says that if everyone just gets liquored up they will just all be in love again and a big orgy will happen.

Gretchen is peddling her pleader handbags, because crystal meth is some expensive shit. Plus what about Slade . He needs his meth too . Vicki says that the Gretchen shitty hand bags for meth collection, are  gonna end up at the 99 cent store for 50 cents a pop.

Gretchen says she is desperately pimping those bags to whoever will buy them, so that she can support Slade Slimey. Whose sexual services  are not  free, and whose whole income comes from Gretchen since he has no job and is on welfare .Plus Gretchen has to prove a point to everyone, that she is not a golddigger since she is getting banged by a  Real Broke Ass of the Orange Cunties in the Orange Cuntie .

But the truth is, this bitch is still a golddigger. Just not a very good one. And Slimey is the guy she wanted to really bone and allow to drain her out of the last penny of grandpa Beitzel’s money, after he croaked of course. Shit I bet  Slimey was probably already lurking around, sniffing around till Granpapi Money died so that he can get at that money. Specially since that whole music career with Jo De La Rosa wasn’t working out.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t even put it past Gretchen  and Slimey to have already been bumping  fuglies  before Granpapi Money died . And while Wretched Gretchen was still dating her old flame Jay Photoglou. Did this gutter skank get a boob job? Because her boobs look plastic and larger!

Next is our beloved Vicki the Evil Empress who eats popcorn out of a skull. Her husband or should I say her then-husband and now ex-husband Don, is seeking some appreciation for cleaning Vicki’s filthy car and her response to that is: Yeah so what! ‘that’s your duty!’ whinny bitch now help me put the living room back together so it can look nice when my boyfriend comes over . Don yells at her ‘ WHY ARE YOU MOVING THIS SHIT IN YOUR HIGH HEELS YOU DUMB BITCH!” I would be asking her the same shit too.

Right after he yells  at her for being stupid, Vicki  is on the camera interview bragging about how her and Don renewed their wedding vows and how they respect each other and are the happiest, and she allows him to hold his dick and sometimes even take it out when she lets  him  go out with his friends. Meantime more scenes are playing that totally contradict what this bitch is saying on her camera interview, while the ‘You’re a dumb ass music’ is playing in the background as we watch her and Don bickering until it turns into a big ole’ fight and it is OBVIOUS that these 2 hate each other . Plus we all know this all ends up in divorce court. So let’s move right along.

Then we see a short scene of Tamra getting all of her Simone tattooes removed. She really spends a lot of time and money going back and forth getting tattooes put on and then taken off . This bitch won’t learn. How much you wanna bet, if she keeps dating Eduardo Navarro this is going to be the next tat she gets :

Next AlexAss is burning toast because the dumb ass doesn’t have anybody helping her anymore and doing all the behind the scenes junk that she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Like cooking, cleaning, being a full time mom. You know the real housewife tedious shit that can cut into her ‘me’ time which includes her 8 hours at the gym and 4 hours getting botoxed injections, so she can stay beautiful for her master Jimbo; since rumor has it that the gravy train is running dry these days for her  husband’s  con artist skeam  bizness . Which means they’re broke asses just fronting the shit and  as the result of all this broke-assery these pozers  had to let go of the 4 nannies and keep only one part time one. Or so she says.

Alexis is overwhelmed because since she farted out those kids she never had to deal with them and now for the first time she is left alone to deal with them and since she never really hang out with them before she doesn’t even understand what the fuck they’re saying because they all speak Spanish because that’s all they heard from Maria, Rosa, Socorro and all the series of Spanish speaking nannies that being dealing with those kids since they were born. So naturally  she doesn’t know how to deal with those strange children, who are barking and biting at each other.

Jim Jr. looks just like Jimbo! Poor kid! The only thing I can hope for is that , when those children hit puberty that they rebel against their parents, to not be like them at all. And listen to whatever form Heavy Metal of their time morphs into. Or whatever type of music that would make a Bible-thumping, hypocrite, shit themselves from the anger of being offended. That is what I hope for. They’re young I have hope for them.

Right after that incident AlexAss starts getting all preachy again and bringing up the Bible and Jesus and how every morning she wakes up doing what Jesus would do. Really? So I guess Jesus would be on a reality show with big ass, fake, scary, porno size, tits and getting hammered in the middle of the day. While talking smack about other skanks and being all confrontational and starting all kinds of drama and fights with those same skanks for entertainment . Alexis  needs to shut up and stop insulting Jesus already!

And her duck lipped pie hole doesn’t stop there. She goes on to preach some more about how the Bible says that its the man’s job to be the head of the household and the woman’s job is second. Where in the Bible did she see this exactly? I know she must of asked Jimbo the same question when he sold her that lie. And his answer to that, was that it says it, in the back of the Bible somewhere and the bitch just took his word for it and didn’t bother or wanted to bother looking it up. Since her master Jimbo told her LOOK IT UP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS BITCH! , as he raised his fist above her freshly injected botoxed face.

GRETCHEN VS TAMRA ROUND 2. This time Gretchen says she is gonna be a bitch!

 Gretchen gets ready for Tamra’s shopping party and she takes this bitch Shawna with her in case ‘the other bitches get crazy’ so that Shawna can scrap with their ass . Gretchen is all excited snorting line after line of meth and getting ready because she is looking forward to   go and start throwing punches the minute she sees Tamra. Plus Shawna is gonna watch her back . Vicki doesn’t want to attend Tamra’s party because she is afraid her staff will be slacking off while she is gone and she wants to stay and micromanage. Plus none of her employees can hold and crack the wip as well as Vicki can.

Tamra is also getting ready for the shopping party and has some shirtless dude serving drinks .

Fernando shows up looking like a hot tranni mess and Tamra and Fernando proceed to flirt. Shirtless bartender misses his boyfriend, but says he is willing to  jump in the middle of the Tamra and Fernando sandwich. Fernando is cool with it. See I knew she was bi!

We’re still having that 3 some later on with him, when everyone leaves right?

Tamra says she is not trying to get Gretchen Naked Wasted ever again and will  be the nice person this time.

Little did Tamra know that Gretchen was getting her own self Naked Wasted since the bitch showed up drunk off her ass and ready to scrap with Tamra. Plus that PCP cigarette she smoked earlier only added to her hostility. Gretchen picks up a hat with an evil eye repellent, from the sales rack and starts drunken slurring something about : THEESS HERRE HAT WILL KEEP THE EVILE BEOTCHES AWAY FROM STEALING MY SOUL, YE DIRTY BEOTCH !!

Vicki tells Tamra to grow some balls and kick the bitch out but Tamra backs down. The bartender keeps missing his boyfriend while Gretchen keeps getting naked and molesting the bartender and slurring more stupid shit, COME HERRE YE BEG BOY MAMA WANTS SOME SUGAR YE’ BOYTOY!! Then she pukes on him. The bartender allows it since that’s what they payed him for.

 AlexAss tries to jump in and tell Gretchen to calm her ass down and she also makes the mistake to call her a ‘princess’  because she says that the lazy bitch sleeps all day after her drunken meth induced hang overs wear out. Gretchen starts yelling at AlexAss she gets all crazy and starts swinging at air.

 While she is going all ape shit at AlexAss for calling her a princess did ya all feel sorry for Fernando trying to diffuse the situation by dancing and getting ignored like an insignificant ass clown. WTFUCK!? Did this bitch really think that shit was gonna work?

 These bitches are drunk and their straight! That means they’re competitive and they hate each other, so they’re ready to throw down not go down like Fernando is trying to do.  

Eventually poor good hearted Fernando has to walk away and hide under the table.

Tamra puts on the evil eye hat to ward off Gretchen’s evilness and walks out to the patio area where Gretchen’s loud nails on the chalk board voice has taken over in all of her obnoxious glory. While in the patio Tamra decides she needs to confront drunken ass Naked Wasted, Gretchen, and asks her if she was calling her an evil bitch. Gretchen admits it and says FUCK YEA I WAS BITCH! 

 Gretchen’s  paid clone Shawna also turns on her and wants to stay and party and shoot the shit with Tamra .

Look at Shawna she looks like she is scared of those bitches and ready to open the door and roll while the car still moving.

Gretchen notices Shawna is missing and yells BITCH GET YERR ARRSEE IN THE LIMO WE’RE WAITING FOR YOU!!. And Shawna afraid to lose her job jumps in the limo.

 Why does Gretchen’s face look more weird and manly this season? Her eyebrows look like they touch her hairline, and her cheekbones look swollen like it is starting very slowly to morph into a Gretchen version of  Elsa! Except Gretchen is the evil witch.

While in the limo going home drunken Gretchen drags on the argument about Alexis calling her a ‘princess’. She is kicking and screaming and bitch slapping AlexAss for calling her a ‘princess’ and also her paid bitch Shawna for talking to Tamra asking her ‘what was she talking to you about?’. Gretchen sounds all  interrogatory and you can tell she is  all paranoid that Shawna is going to get stolen from her by Tamra and eventually turn on her.

 I like how during the first season when Gretchen joined the cast, Bravo tried to sell her to us as a sweetheart and a Mother Teresa for taking care of her ailing fiance that she was very much in love with. Plus I bet they were editing a lot of dark shit out about this bitch like the whole Jay Photoglou affair fiasco and probably some other shit . Gretchen was all playing that shit up for the cameras going along with Bravo. But a lot of street smart people like myself could see through her faux good girl act. This last season Gretchen must of pissed off Andy Cohen or some shit, because you could even tell her and Slade Slimey were getting in his last nerves during the Watch What Happens episode that aired after this housewives episode. So it looks like this time Bravo is letting the editing people put more and more exciting segments of the real Gretchen Rossi where they show her true asshole,  obnoxious, moves, shine for the world to see with no holds barred .

 While at the supermarket today, (because I actually do real housewife work like going to the market) I got a copy of The Enquirer. Those dirty bastards tell the truth sometimes.

I found an article back from March 14, it was probably written before that date because this article stated that Fernando Roach Motel was going to be part of the House Skanks Of The Orange Cunties and how all the other bitches were ‘Furious’ over Fernando joining the cast.

 Notice how in this shoot all the house skanks look pissed like someone shit in their cheerios, and the only bitch with a halfway uncomfortable smile is Fernanda?And she is also sitting there all stiff, like all those bitches just made her feel like she is not one of them and doesn’t belong there.

An insider told the Enquirer ‘The housewives are seething over Fernanda’s drop dead gorgeous looks and fantastic body’ The article stated that the one who was the most ragingly pissed off, was 41 year old Peggy Tanous. Who also recently said that Alexis Bellino didn’t want her on the show . Apparently Peggy was jealous and pissed, that Fernando was getting more attention and building up a following and fan base that was bigger than Peggy’s , which was what, like 5 people?

 Notice how this fugly ass bitch looks like Lauri Warring Jr?

The insider said ‘Peggy is particularly irked because she thinks Fernanda is stealing her thunder’. The Enquirer states that when Bravo did the photo shoots of the housewives for the website and they put Fernando in the center for being the hottest tranny of the line up, ‘all hell broke loose’.

Now look at this picture all the house whores look more relaxed and are all smiles because they got rid of Fernando Roach Motel.

The insider stated that “After Bravo posted the photo, the other housewives pitched a fit. They complained that having Fernanda pictured with them would confuse viewers’.

Confuse viewers? HUUUMMM, like confuse viewers that the other bitches are gay? I don’t know, but,  that’s what the comment the so called insider made sounds like. Then get this, the article stated that  since all the housewives pitched a bitch, Bravo had to delete  away all the shoots with Fernando in the middle and replace and photoshop  them with only the official housewives. Sooo I guess Fernando wasn’t even official anyways. ‘But the damage was done’ according to the article.

The insider added: ‘Now whenever Fernanda is on camera, there’s tremendous tension,’ . However, the PR for Fernando said Fernando is a team player who isn’t jealous of her cast mates and is  just excited to be on the show and to swim in the lady pond with the other bitches‘ She wishes them all the best’.

 The producers love Fernando and want to make her a full time House Skank next season.Good luck with that, since it seems to me the other bitches probably threatened the producers to walk out if they put this bitch on the  web shoots, imagine if they put her on the show they probably go on strike and then start a riot.

(Sources the Enquirer)

This been a rough week for  AlexAss Bellino and her husband Jimbo . And obviously this week  they went through all the stages of being a broke ass. Starting with the first 2 stages called denial and embarrasement. Which they went through on Tuesday when these 2 turds send a letter, to their friends and relatives, explaining they’re not broke asses. Here is the original article by Radaronline:

Cash strapped Real Housewives of Orange County star Alexis Bellino and her husband have sent a letter to their closest friends and business associates in which the pair deny they’re bankrupt.

RadarOnline.com was sent the letter, which you can read in full here.

“To set the record straight, we have not filed bankruptcy,” Alexis and Jim said, in their six paragraph letter which was emailed to pals on Tuesday. 

“I have been buying and selling residential and commercial properties for more than two decades.  I have been working since I was 13 years old, and have made sure that our investments are diversified – we own multiple companies, properties, securities and other assets.

“Thankfully, our financial future is secure.  The bank’s actions, however, forced the entity that holds title to the home to file Chapter 11 re-organization bankruptcy protection for the purpose of protecting this asset while we continue to work towards resolution.  This is commonly done.”

Read the entire letter here:

Bellinos Bankrupt – NOT!

The schoolyard bully mentality of today’s banks has destroyed the hopes and dreams of millions of American homeowners who quite understandably feel they have no power to do battle with these financial behemoths.  We certainly understand that we are just one family doing battle with one bank over one home, but we refuse to be scared into submission. 

As we shared with you in August of this year, we had reached an agreement with JP Morgan Chase for a loan modification of our home.  After we had agreed, the bank changed the terms, demanding twice as much up front cash, and increasing the interest rate (has this happened to any of you?).  All we expect from the bank is that they live up to the original deal they made with us. 

Despite the bank’s conduct in this matter, we remain willing to negotiate in good faith in an effort to reach a mutually agreeable resolution.  If forced to do so, however, we will not hesitate to pursue any and all legal recourse available to us under the law, and we will continue to follow the advice of our real estate attorney in this matter. JP Morgan Chase may be the Goliath in this scenario, but we will not sit by quietly and allow this financial institution to subject us to these unfair business practices without a fight.

Not surprisingly, the mass media got the story wrong.  Like most families, we are just trying to live the American dream, but that isn’t sensational enough.  As we all know, the media loves bad news, and will create it when they can’t find it.  For example, “Housewife Hubby Files For Bankruptcy Protection” makes for a great headline, even if it isn’t true.  Imagine if your hometown newspaper (like the Orange County Register) said you were going personally bankrupt when you weren’t.  Our attorney has formally demanded that the Orange County Register publish a retraction and correction.

To set the record straight, we have not filed bankruptcy.  I have been buying and selling residential and commercial properties for more than two decades.  I have been working since I was 13 years old, and have made sure that our investments are diversified – we own multiple companies, properties, securities and other assets.  Thankfully, our financial future is secure.  The bank’s actions, however, forced the entity that holds title to the home to file Chapter 11 re-organization bankruptcy protection for the purpose of protecting this asset while we continue to work towards resolution.  This is commonly done.

Our deepest thanks go out to so many of you who have expressed your concern for us.  We cannot tell you how touched we have been by the outpouring of love and support during this challenging and frustrating experience.  Please know that we are all healthy, happy and very well.  At this time of year, we are reminded of how very, very blessed we truly are.  We wish you and your families abundant love and joy during this holiday season. 

Jim and Alexis

The Bellinos join a long list of Housewives — including Lynne Curtin, Tamra Barney andJeana Keough – who got caught up in real estate nightmares when the bubble burst. NJ Housewife Teresa Giudice and her husband also filed bankruptcy last year.

If your ass has to write a letter explaining that you’re not a fucking broke ass then you’re  going to enter the next stage of being a broke ass. Which is anger and blame. This caught up with them on Wednesday from Radaronline:

Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Alexis Bellino is set to launch herself into another bitter legal battle, this time against the bank she blames for losing her home.

The cash strapped reality TV star and her husband Jim have had their luxury mansion put up for auction after one of their businesses went bankrupt.

Now RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively that they don’t plan to go down without a fight and will take on Chase if they have to.

“Right now we’re considering legal action against Chase, regarding the fact that they changed the terms of their loan modification agreement,” said their lawyer Michael York.

“At this point we’re examining the issue and trying to decide how to proceed.”

As RadarOnline.com earlier reported, the couple filed for chapter 11 – business bankruptcy – and their home went into foreclosure.

The auction date was moved until after Christmas but now York says he is positive the date will be moved again.

“The Jan 10 auction will be postponed again,” he said.

Despite their filing, the Bellinos have sent a letter to their closest friends and business associates in which they deny they’re bankrupt.

And their attorney told RadarOnline.com that they only filed bankruptcy on one of their many businesses.

“One company that Jim Bellino owns, and he owns many, filed for bankruptcy,” said York. “And that company only owns one asset.”

The couple has been in real estate hell almost since they bought the property in August 2007 and did a major renovation, sinking a total of nearly $6 million in the 6400 sq. ft. home.

 When AlexAss and Jimbo first got on the show they were  all bragging that they can crush you with their wallet and were high rollers. Then when it’s discovered that there was more smoke and mirrors than cash, they’re all pissed off sending letters to newspapers trying to shut them up because they’re embarrased. All the house skanks always go throught these stages of broke-assery and this time is  AlexAss and Jimbo’s turn.

Oh shit! Her name is Fernanda? Damn! Even her name sounds maaanly. A masculine inspired name just like someone who had a sex change operation. Fernanda Rocha is that one bitch that was desperately showing off her dance moves, during the very last episode of the last season of the Real House Skanks Of Orange County. And her Attention Whore Personality Disorder seizure during that episode payed off, because now she is going to be the new ho’ in this shit wreck.

Except this bitch is full on gay according to the Enquirer. She does have nice abs and all that shit . I give her that. She still a creepy, Attention Whore, big time thought.

I bet this bitch is gonna cause a lot of shit with the housewives because hopefully, that bitch is gonna be hitting on them and the other bitches are gonna be jealous of her and not know what to do, because she is all a hot trannie mess trying to get it on with them! Oh fucking hilarious. Oh yea, and she is already turning Tamra gay. But then again now that Simon cut her loose that bitch has gonne back to her trailer park ways and fucks everybody.

I hope she hits on Duck Lips AlexAss Bellino. Maybe she can even punch Jimbo in the face too! Fernando Rocha (No I’m pretty sure it’s Fernando not Fernanda!) Also called Kim Zolciak and Joker Face’s lesbian affairs fake and said those 2 bitches are full of Tijuana donkey show shit because they are not gay like her. Fernando say’s she’s the real Mccoy. Good maybe she can punch those 2 bitches in the face too. She can punch Kim after she gives birth to Cigarrete and  Liquor store White Wine baby.

Click here for a picture of this bitch in her tong. What the fuck did she do to get these pictures? Did she have another episode of Attention Whore Personality Disorder and she had to go and hunt down the Paparazzi ? Or did she have someone take these pictures of her and she blasted them to the media? Because the ho-bag is wearing full on makeup and shit. Yeah like every time I go swimming in the ocean I wear makeup. So set up! .

Her pictures just reak of desperation while scream: LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! DO YOU SEE ME??!! DID YOU SEE ME IN MY BIKINI?!! LOOK AT ME!!! IM DESPERATE!! 

Fucking unreal! I wonder if she tapes her dick back, or they chopped it off already.

Here is the original article from EOnline:

Just when ya thought Danielle Staub and lesbian superstar Lori Michaels were as gay as it was going to get among the Real Housewives, along comes a fitness trainer from Laguna Beach.

Say hello to Fernanda Rocha, a 33-year-old out lesbian who will be a regular on the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County…

The tan and toned beauty isn’t a main Housewife, but is set to be one of the often seen side characters, according to a source. She won’t make her debut as a series regular until March, but that hasn’t stopped her from getting, um, out there.

She recently tweeted about how happy she was with the new interview she did with the…National Enquirer.

Calling herself “the real thing,” Rocha dismissed Staub and Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak‘s same-sex relationships because they were only going through a “faux lesbian experimental stage,” according to the tabloid.

She’s already appeared on the show. Some of the gals took one of her workout classes at the Art of Fitness & Spa, which she co-owns, during season five. “Definitely makes me want to switch teams,” Housewife Tamra Barney said about Rocha’s body.

Rocha grew up in Brazil, but moved to the U.S. to study marketing and business at UCLA, according to the Art of Fitness website. She’s also the creator of the Brazilian Booty Workout and the JingaBrasil fitness clothing line.

Alexis Bellino and her caveman escaped the auction set yesterday, for their lavish, 9,135-square foot mansion. However that auction has been rescheduled for January 10 2011. The price is quickly dropping on the house, from $3,395,000, to $3,695,000, just this week! And these dipshits are upside down on this house. Because, they still owe a shit load of money on it! So they gonna be fucked!

 As it is always customary with the housewives to follow the foreclosure with a bankruptcy. Alexis husband Jimbo Neanderthal Bellino, already went ahead and filed that shit. Oh, the shit these bitches always brag about to always end up in the same bankrupt situation.

 Instead of paying her ridiculous high monthly mortgage this bitch and her husband were blowing through their money each month on bullshit things to impress the Joneses . Such as luxury cars, lunches at pricey places, thousands of dollars on wax for the Neanderthal and that ho’ bag AlexAss, (Cause they both gotta shave their backs and ass hair!). And of course  embalming fluid, shots of botox, for AlexAss face and duck lips. And that shit cost like couple thousand weekly! And don’t forget AlexAss team of nannies, so that she can obsessively work out for 8 hours a day and get poison injections in her face for the next 3 hours to keep her Neanderthal happy. Although I bet they didn’t even pay the nannies that well. Or at all.

But hey as long as AlexAss and Jimbo ran around like the Belles of the Ball, with all their expensive shit and their fabulous life they dind’t think that shit would ad up, (also since Jimbo is a Neanderthal and can’t count that didn’t help either). And the dumb asses also thought it wouldn’t catch up with them. Let’s just hope that whatever embarrassing shit they go through, the cameras are there to catch all the excitement.

Here is 2 articles on this shitwreck:

A foreclosure auction scheduled for the Newport Beach home of O.C. ‘Housewife’ Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim for today has been postponed.
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The new auction date has been set for Jan. 10.

The reason given for today’s delay: A bankruptcy filing.

Jim Bellino’s company, Global Marine Inc., filed for Chapter 11 in bankruptcy court this week. More on that here.  

The couple has issued a statement  saying the bank “changed its offer” to modify their loan on the house. 

“The bank changed the deal,” Michael York, the Bellino’s Newport Beach attorney, said of a verbal agreement that was announced by Jim Bellino when foreclosure was averted in August. York said no reason was given for the change.

The 6,400-square foot, 6-bedroom house is also listed on the market and being offered as a short sale — or for less than what is owed on the mortgage. But the lender, JPMorgan Chase, would have to agree.

The asking price dropped this week to $3,395,000, from $3,695,000. So far, the published bid at auction is listed at $4,677,635.

The couple says they are still negotiating with the bank.

See the Bellino’s statement here

The new auction date has been set for Jan. 10.

The reason given for today’s delay: A bankruptcy filing.

Jim Bellino’s company, Global Marine Inc., filed for Chapter 11 in bankruptcy court this week. More on that here.  

The couple has issued a statement  saying the bank “changed its offer” to modify their loan on the house. 

“The bank changed the deal,” Michael York, the Bellino’s Newport Beach attorney, said of a verbal agreement that was announced by Jim Bellino when foreclosure was averted in August. York said no reason was given for the change.

The 6,400-square foot, 6-bedroom house is also listed on the market and being offered as a short sale — or for less than what is owed on the mortgage. But the lender, JPMorgan Chase, would have to agree.

The asking price dropped this week to $3,395,000, from $3,695,000. So far, the published bid at auction is listed at $4,677,635.

The couple says they are still negotiating with the bank.

As we reported on Monday, the listing on the home states: “Owner has over $6 Million into the property, reduced for quick sale,” and notes that the house is ”50′ from $35M waterfront sale previously owned by Nicolas Cage.”

The listing describes the home, on a 9,135-square foot double lot, as having  “every high-end amenity imaginable.”

That includes: “High ceilings, gorgeous crown molding, pristine wood floors, and a grand staircase… a state-of-art kitchen, wine cellar, home theater, &  large recreational area with pool table & bar …” There’s also a wrap-around balcony, rooftop view deck, a gym and a 6-car garage.

Realtor John Stanaland of Hom Real Estate Group has the listing.

And here’s the one about his stupid ass filing for bankruptcy:

James Bellino, husband of “Real Housewife of Orange County” Alexis Bellino, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for his company, according to documents obtained exclusively by The Orange County Register.

Bellino of Newport Beach is president of Global Marine, Inc. — a single-asset real estate corporation. A 7-page document filed Wednesday at U.S. Bankruptcy Court, Central District of California states that “after any exempt property is excluded and administrative expenses paid, there will be no funds available to unsecured creditors.”

The bankruptcy filing says the estimated number of creditors is between 1 and 49, and the estimated assets of Global Marine, Inc. are between $1,000,001 and $10 million.

Bellino’s business is based at his 6-bedroom home in Newport Beach, which has been listed for sale and scheduled for a foreclosure auction.

When contacted by the Register Friday, James Bellino said “No comment” and hung up. He did not return a subsequent call.

It’s not clear which single asset Global Marine Inc. presides over; however, Jim Bellino does own and operate the InVogue Hotelat 690 South Coast Highway in Laguna Beach.

The Bellinos’ 6,400-square-foot home in Newport Beach — which includes “high ceilings, gorgeous crown molding, pristine wood floors, a grand staircase, a state-of-art kitchen, wine cellar, home theater, large recreational area with pool table & bar” — was listed at $3.695 million earlier this week. However, the price dropped on Tuesday to $3.395 million and is being offered as a short sale.

So far, the published bid at auction is listed at $4,677,635. The foreclosure auction, initially scheduled for Dec. 10, was rolled back Friday to Jan. 10.

The Bellinos averted foreclosure earlier this year when their house was posted in a foreclosure auction in August. The Bellinos had defaulted on their $4.6 million loan, but then modified their loan. However, Michael York, their attorney, said recently that “the bank changed the deal” — causing their most recent troubles.

Alexis Bellino, 32, was the newest cast member last season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” a popular Bravo reality TV series. She is expected to appear in season 6, which is scheduled to air in January

Wasn’t this shit going on before too? Apparently this ho’ and her fugly ass, rude, male chauvinistic pig, are in a $4.5 million loan, foreclosure drama . They first worked with the bank to get a loan mod. But then, went ahead and fucked up on it anyways.

It seems that these assholes are also in the same boat as a lot of the other housewhores, were they have champagne taste with malt liquor budget. The Bellinos have been having trouble keeping their lavish home since August 2007 and keep trying to unsuccessfully pawn it off on someone else.

Here is the scoop with more details from Radaronline:

Another Real Housewives star is in a real-life battle to hold on to her home, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim, have had a “property foreclosure notice” published in their local newspaper, The Daily Pilot, against their lavish Newport Beach, CA mansion.

The couple has been in real estate hell almost since they bought it in August, 2007 and did a major renovation, sinking a total of nearly $6 million in the 6400 sq. ft. home.

RadarOnline.com has learned that the  Bellinos almost lost the six bedroom, six bath manse, with its wine cellar, home theater and grand staircase back in August when they defaulted on their $4.5 million loan. The Orange County Register reported that an auction was scheduled but then canceled when the couple worked out a loan modification with Chase Manhattan Bank.

“Chase has been great to work with on my modification,” Jim said at the time.  “The trustee sale has been canceled, and the modification has been agreed upon.”

But the Bellinos, it seems, still needed to get out from under.  They continued to try to unload the house, and in the last four weeks slashed the asking price.  It went from $4,995,000 on November 10 to $3,695,000 on November 29!

With penalties for missed payments added in, the debt on the house is now a whopping $4,677,635.01 — but who’s counting?

The property foreclosure notice published Friday means that the couple is once again facing an auction sale of their showcase home; the house that in August Jim Bellino said he and his wife and kids planned to stay in for a long time.

The Bellinos join a long list of Housewives — including Lynne Curtin, Tamra Barney and Jeana Keough — caught up in real estate nightmares when the bubble burst.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is tentatively scheduled to return on Bravo in January

Can Alexis and Jim Bellino be the next losers to be exposed for being broke asses? According to the OC Register the answer is yes. Jim and Alexis Bellino defaulted on their 4.6 million dollar loan, since they have not made any payments since April 26 2010. I bet these fucktards were too busy having fun playing ‘Lets pretend to be rich’ for the cameras,with the monthly mortage payments that they couldn’t afford in the first place. Just like Barney Devito and Teresa these fucktards money problems are starting to surface. The Bellinos owe the bank $83,856.92 on their home and this is the same home that Jimbo and Alexis put on the market several times. Click here the article is from September 2009 . And the selling ad for their house reeks of desperation.

These two assholes came close to losing their home . There was an auction for August 25th but somehow they got a loan modification before their house was auctioned off and were able to save it. Who knows how they’re gonna pay the back payments they got behind on.

I remember a while back Alexis let go of her nannies and said that she got a part time job at the plastic surgeon’s office doing some consultant bullshit. Could that be a red flag that these fucktards are broke?  There are also some comments on the comments section stating that Jim’s Ho-tel is going into foreclosure.

Here is the original article:

Jim and Alexis Bellino, last season’s newest cast members of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” recently defaulted on a $4.6 million loan for their stately home on Circle Drive in Newport Beach.

According to documents obtained exclusively by The Orange County Register, the Bellinos failed to pay $83,856.92 as of April 26 on their home loan, and faced the threat of foreclosure, plus having their home sold at public auction to the highest bidder.

The original loan amount was for $4.5 million. Because the Bellinos missed all mortgage payments since the first of the year, the debt — with fees and penalties — swelled up to $4.62 million, the documents indicate.

However, the auction (or trustee sale), scheduled for Wednesday, Aug. 25, never happened. The Bellinos modified the loan on their home, a foreclosure did not occur, and the family never had to move out.

“Chase Bank has been great to work with on my modification,” Jim Bellino said in an interview Friday. “The trustee sale has been canceled, and the modification has been agreed upon.”

UPDATE (8/27): The 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom house is 4,200 square feet. According to Redfin, the Bellinos bought the house in August 2007 and have been trying to sell it, but took it off the market. It has been listed on and off since May 2008. Zillow.com says it’s now worth $3.89 million.  For a few more real estate details and a photo of the house, check out Jeff Collins’ post on the Lansner on Real Estate blog.

Since the housing market bubble burst, several “Real Housewives” have faced serious real estate conundrums. Original “housewife” Jeana Keough defaulted on her loan, faced foreclosure and got a loan modification, much like the Bellinos. Tamra Barney short sold her home for less than the Barneys purchased it.

Frank and Lynne Curtin faced eviction four times, and were actually evicted from their Laguna Beach home. That dilemma was documented in painful detail during the last season of “Real Housewives,” which airs on Bravo. Season 5 of the reality TV series ended in March, and season 6 is filming right now, with a tentative schedule of premiering in January 2011.

According to the documents, California Reconveyance Company, a debt collector, notified the Bellinos on or around April 26 that they had defaulted on their loan. The deed of trust for the property was dated July 30, 2007 and recorded on Aug. 1, 2007. A modification on the deed of trust was recorded on Feb. 18, 2009.

The documents state that by April 30, the bank had contacted the borrower (the Bellinos) to discuss the borrower’s financial situation and to explore options to avoid foreclosure. Yet, 30 days had passed since the borrower was contacted without a resolution. That triggered the notice of trustee sale.

Jim Bellino said the documents don’t reflect the loan modification going on presently. His lawyer Michael York confirmed that Chase scheduled a foreclosure sale in error. Bellino added that his family, which consists of his wife and three kids — James, 4, and Melania and Mackenna, 2 1/2 — intend to stay in the home for an extended period of time

It’s weird how all this bullshit happened to them in August just like Teresa and Barney Devito Giudice. Thanks to my readers Uwish and OC Watcher for the links!