The new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hillbillies opened up with a somber note on  August 29th 2011, the day of Russell Armstrong’s funeral. To be honest I don’t even think I want to go into full recap mode because after what happened to Russell the whole Housewives franchise is now tainted. It’s the truth and it’s sad, I’m not saying it’s Bravo’s fault, but did Russell going on this show only amplified his problems? Did going on this show become a nightmare to this dude that started out with him agreeing to drop that Bravo hit of acid that Chankla peer pressured his ass to take while whispering in his ear “come on it will be fun!” meanwhile only thinking about the fun SHE  would have on this famewhoring roller-coaster of chaos, but NOT thinking about how Russell will freak out specially after the walls start to melt and there’s trails following your words until  it becomes a bad acid trip? I cannot think of any other way to describe it, but that’s how horrible it must be to be on a reality show.

Week after week ever since I started this blog (for fun) I have sat here and clowned on these housewives for everything and anything that I found ridiculous, especially their blatant insistence that their faux wealth makes them untouchable from our consistent trail of banter festivals, and when their faux-fronts crumbled down I pointed out the obvious and went into full insane-clown mode while Y’all joined me in the mocking- marathons on these ho’s.

I always thought that once the cameras stopped rolling and these bitches closed their doors that their superiority complexes protected them from our various and colorful array of taunts and that the next season the clowns would just return with the circus that is Bravo to take more tomatoes to the face while they sit and try to look sophisticated on  the stage of their faux-reality.

But now that I see that a man is dead (who wasn’t even a housewife, but rather a casualty that happened to be dragged into this mess)  it makes me wonder if it is even right for all of us to watch these shows and point out all these people’s ridiculousness in all it’s embarrassing glory while they are going through serious mental problems and Bravo is exploiting them. I don’t want everyone to think I’m sitting here preaching from the morality soapbox (especially the crass, loudmouthed, gutter mouth bitch I am) but after this tragedy I feel disappointed at the way Bravo just went ahead with their  “Ok the show must go on” attitude and all they did was slap on a little segment of the housewives talking about Russell and their opinions on the possible reasons of why they think he offed himself. Of course those reasons revolve mainly around money and how in the “town” they live at broke assess with Hyundai Sonata budget and Rolls Royce taste have to put up a front which can put a lot of unnecessary pressure on someone like Kyle puts it. Yep, Russell was a little dog trying to hang with the big dogs, all  housewives and their husbands silently agreed with that.

This episode was mainly focused on Adrienne Maloof’s  awkward dinner party and Chankla Face’s marital problems, plus her efforts in visiting a therapist to help her and Russell fix their marriage, a marriage that we all now know how it ended and this makes the whole thing sad and very grim and it sucks all the funny out of the whole season, but I’m still going to try and make my recaps funny, maybe not this one, but the future ones at least because the least we could do is learn from all of this and everyone individually will figure out the lesson they can pull out of this train-wreckage.

While everyone sat down at the dinner party Adrienne flipped out on her husband Paul for some stupid ass reason, I guess she thought that by Paul fucking around and joking he was embarrassing her when in reality the more bitchy she became the more she looked like an ass. I was embarrassed for this poor rich bitch. I think the main problem is  that she keeps letting Paul try more face-lift experiments on her already stretched out strange looking-frozen mug, hence her new face this season, and Paul keeps screwing up these face-lift experiments making her look more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr so this bitch keeps getting angrier and angrier at Dr. Frankenstein and that’s why she keeps getting more and more irritable with him.   I can see in my crystal ball that Adrienne and Paul are the next motherfuckers to get a divorce. Adrienne admits that her husband gets in her last nerve and that they can stand each other only in small doses. Sounds like Adrienne is ready to trade Paul in for a younger model since she is the suga-mama with the money in this relationshit (misspelled on purpose).

After Adrienne, managed to make everyone uncomfortable at this dinner party,  Chankla Face starts talking about Russell and how she is having difficulty in her marriage and is dragging Russell to therapy. While Chankla yaps away Lisa’s husband Ken jumps in to put in his 2cents and tells Chankla that therapy is for weak people. So he pretty much implies that Chankla and Russell are pussies for going to therapy, Chankla believes  his crazy ass is the one that really needs therapy because he sits there carrying a fucking dressed dog all day and bragging about how the dog is so good looking and dresses so nice other dogs are jealous of it, but Chankla doesn’t say that and just thinks it so instead she runs to the bathroom and cries to Kyle after getting offended at Ken’s comment and Ken gets offended at Kyle when she jumps in defending Chankla Face and instructs her to NOT use the word “offended” when she describes Chankla’s reaction.  So he then instructs the bitch to use the word “upset” instead. Lisa VanderDump is pissed off that Chankla Face is trying to manipulate Kyle to fight her battles and turn her against the VanderDumps she also calls Chankla a liar. And Lisa is absolutely right! Chankla Face is intimidated by the VanderDump bitch because not only can this bitch crush her with her wallet she can see through her bullshit and Chankla knows it.

The pettiness continues when Chankla Face returns from the bathroom and gets confronted for being a bitch and a manipulator. Suddenly Lisa decides she is done and comes up with the lamest excuse ever invented in the history of mankind, for abruptly leaving a dinner party and blurts out “I gotta pick up someone from the airport” I don’t even know why she even said that shit because everyone already KNEW why they where leaving. All this petty bullshit seems so insignificant and stupid compared to what was coming in the months ahead as Russell prepared to live his final days in this reality TV fishbowl. How did Alison Dubois and her magical cigarette not predict this outcome?

Sorry maybe the next recap I do won’t be so grim!

Oh, what a difference a season makes! Just last season every one watching wanted to jump through the TV and rearrange Cuntmille Grammer’s  Michael Meyers from Halloween melting mug because of her asshole-holic shenanigans.

But, it is being reported that this season the title of Queen Psychotic Bitch of the 90210 is going to the new delusional twat that joined this circus side-show, Brandi Glanville. Who, according to a secret source is starting shit with EVERYBODY.

From Radaronline: “Camille felt that she was made to be the resident villain during the first season and she is determined to not be seen that way again. Camille is getting along very well with Kyle this year, and they have had no arguments at all. Camille has enough drama going on with Kelsey, and she recognizes that she needs her female friends right now,”

The source also states new skank Brandi is like a genetically-engineered,  psycho bitch on steroids, who is storm-shit crazy. Her super, delusional, hurricane of drama hissy-fits put Cuntmille Grammer to shame and make her look like a quiet church mouse: ”Brandi is fighting with everyone on the show. Brandi makes Camille look like a saint,”.

Bravo producers are very happy they hired this crazy ho’, “Bravo executives brought Brandi in to spice things up because they felt there wasn’t enough tension and it was very, very boring to watch. The executives were concerned that without Brandi, the ratings would suffer because there wasn’t enough drama. Well, casting Brandi is paying off, big time. Brandi is all drama, all the time.”

Once again the Bravo producers used their genius powers of good for evil and brought in Brandi to stir up some serious level 10 hurricanes of drama because the camera men were falling asleep filming this boring  bullshit with a mellowed out Cuntmille, who was refusing to do her job and start some shit. She is even getting along with Kyle now! Imagine that!

I guess when Cuntmille ‘thought’ her bony ass was at the top of the ‘pecking order’ (what’s up with all these bitches and their delusional so called ‘pecking orders’?) and the bitch had no clue NO CLUE! That Kelsey was porking that other ho’ and she was about to get kicked to the curb. SHE was all acting like her shit didn’t stink and SHE was Kelsey Grammer’s spoiled rich main bitch, who could do what ever she wanted and get away with treating people like shit. Including Nick’s wife whom she constantly taunted by flaunting her questionable so called ‘friendship’ with Nick, and looking down at people whom she felt were below her, not to mention her constant obsessions over petty things when she thought she heard  another  bitch say fucked up things  about her, causing a war  that stretched out over an entire season of a show over something insignificant and lame she heard another bitch say. And she is the only one that heard it too.

Plus I bet her ass can afford all kinds of fancy ass expensive Beverly Hillbilly coke to snort and all sorts of different color pills that change the level of her insanity with more choices than a magic mood ring, this helps in fanning the fire of her crazy even more, I’m sure.

Now that her divorce settlement’s big lottery-check  is in jeopardy specially if she’s out there saying crazy shit and acting like an intolerable asshole, she is now forced to act right, and keep her blow-job hole quiet so she doesn’t strangle herself with her own tongue.

See, I knew the bitch could act right, it wasn’t like a condition she had, that prevented her from acting right. But, I guess it took money. I bet once she gets her settlement she will go back to good old Cuntmille Grammer Resident Asshole of the 90210.

The other ho’ who is bringing in the crazy in full blast this season is Chankla Face-Taylor Armstrong. Who, according to sources was told by her therapist she needs to truly bring out her inner inbred-Hillbilly and really go ‘Oklahoma’ on other bitches asses by getting up in their faces more and not backing down from a bitch smacking duel. I wonder if the therapist is on Bravo’s payroll?

Chankla Face has been reported to be going ‘Oklahoma’ specially on non-annoying  and super rich bitch Adrienne Maloof.

My advice to Chankla Face is, she better start eating something and bulk up at least thirty five pounds  if she wants to be fucking with Adrienne Maloof because that bitch seems pretty mellow but, I can tell  if, Chankla Face pisses her off she is going to drop her skinny bone Jone’s ass like she did that one boy, that was at her house training with her. And Chankla only weights like fifty pounds which is much less than that boy weights so Adrienne can break her in half. If she doesn’t get blown away by the wind first.

Also nobody is buying the bullshit Chankla Face  is selling OK Magazine  saying Russell gave her ‘diet herbal’ supplements because he was hocking them out of the back of his truck.  It was more than likely to help drop her seventy pound ass to thirty pounds because she was too fat and it was all Chankla’s idea.

 However, this diet thing is the reason why her ass is in such a constant foul mood and  explains why she is being 110 percent more bitchy this season.

While Cuntmille was thinking on the 50 million ways to transform her face with crazy plastic surgery gonne wrong into resembling Elsa Patton’s scary mug from the Miami Housewives. Kelsey and Kayte were having their happy nuptials . And even thought Kayte  is gonna have to suck on old balls with gray pubes she is happy that she is never going to have to work ever again in her life. AMEN! 

And in the end when Kelsey kicks her to the curb for a bitch thats 50 years his junior (because you know he is gonna go for younger as he gets older!) Kayte will afford a yatch full of  young giggolos in their 20′s, the type that don’t need viagra and that will dance for her and rub her with suntan lotion and take turns playing sandwich with her beef jerkied ass.

Because by the time Kelsey is done fucking her, she is gonna look like Camille’s twin so she will have to pay young guys to do her. But for now she is just gonna have to pretent Kelsey is some young hot dude while she closes her eyes and he is on top of her. It’s gonna be hard, since I bet Kelsey smells like Bengay and grandpa Simpson. To help cope with that horrible chore, she can start looking for her own Nick the Sancho Dick while she still looks young.

On the eve of her now ex-husband’s wedding, Cuntmille Grammer spend the evening with the other house ho’s at Lisa VanderDump’s restaurant celebrating a friends birthday.

Surprisingly Kyle Richards was there too even though cameras are no longer shooting . In a recent interview to Radaronline Cuntmille Grammer says she wishes Kelsey and Kayte well.

Ya’ bitches all know damn well that, not long after that interview was over with and she had gone home she was pulling out the voodoo dolls and calling her friend Allison Dubois who was nice and drunk off her ass,  ready to  teach Cuntmille how to cornhole stab those dolls  in the most painful places possible. Because hater Cuntmille even went as far as saying publicly that when Kelsey’s new ho’ was knocked up and lost the baby  last year, that it was their bad Karma or something lame to that effect .So you know she is just wishing them well, to not look like the real hater asshole that she is. Here is the original article from Radaronline:

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer breaks her silence exclusively to RadarOnline.com on the wedding between her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer and girlfriend Kayte Walsh, saying “I feel like I’m losing my best friend.”

Calling it “bittersweet”, Camille told us: “Kelsey and I spent 14 years together and built a great life for ourselves. We have two children, and they mean the world to me.”

Camille, 42, spent Thursday night — the eve of her ex-hubby’s wedding with fellow RHOBH cast mates Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards and friends Rick and Kathy Hilton. The group celebrated a friend’s birthday at the hottest restaurant in Beverly Hills, Villa Blanca, which Vanderpump owns.

“I do wish him well and I’ll miss him,” Camille told us. “We spent many great years together and we’ve been through a lot. But at the end of the day, he’s made his decision and I’ll be fine. I’ve got a great support group, real and true friends and I’m moving forward with my life. I was sad and wanted to make things work but I’m completely fine now. I’m moving on.”

In fact, it appears Kelsey was the last thing on her mind. Camille was the toast-of-the-town, looking stunning in her form fitting red dress with matching Christian Louboutin heels.

“I’m just enjoying tonight and celebrating Kyle’s manager’s birthday,” Camille says. “It’s always good to be out and hang with the girls. They’ve showed me support through this very difficult time.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kelsey, 56, is saying his ‘I do’s’ for the fourth time to Walsh on Friday, who’s 26 years his junior.

While Camille wishes Kelsey much happiness and success, she says she has more important things on which to focus.

“My children are most important to me,” Camille says. “I’m a mother and I adore my children. I live for them.”

The first thing Andy read to those bitches was an email from a viewer calling them out on looking like deformed circus freaks with all that plastic surgery and pointing our how their intends to look young just backfires on them. He straight up asks Mrs. VanderDump what she thinks of this . Mrs. VanderDump denies ever having plastic surgery and says she’s only full of embalming fluid and other natural substances like Chupacabra feces to keep her face from falling off.

Then she states ‘ I think it’s very rude to judge the way someone looks!’  True! But so what .Ya’ all wanted to be on this low brow, side show, so expect to be clowned on ! Then Lisa threatens to go visit the girl that send the email . Yeah, I think if Lisa really went to visit that girl she probly would not even get out of the car specially is the chick lives in a more fun ‘eclectic’ neighborhood. Which to Mrs. VanderDump would be any clean neighborhood that isn’t Beverly Hills.

Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. somehow made sure Miss Andy stated ‘For the record’, that her husband Dr. Frankestein is not her plastic surgeon. Riiiigggth. Then she goes on a spewage about how if she would let her husband Dr. Frankenstein work on her mug he may ruin it beyond repair. Specially if they got into a fight the night before. Yeaah, I think it’s too late he already did that shit. I bet he told her to lie and say he isn’t her plastic surgeon so that he can still get business and people don’t think he is gonna mess up their faces like he did to Adrienne while he practiced on hers.

Then Miss Andy read another email where a viewer tells those bitches they would know the price of a Gucci handbag but don’t know the price of a gallon of milk because they are too delusional . Kyle takes a good guess and says $3.49. She is close. Andy tells her it is  $3.29 . But she does have a point it is Beverly Hills so expect shit to be more expensive. Kim jumps in and admits her almost broke ass goes to Costco.

Chankla Face got called out by a viewer on the 60K birthday party for her small daughter who hated the whole thing anyways and didn’t give a rats ass about it. Chankla Face blows it off by saying everyone had a good time. Except Kennedy who the party was for. Lisa straight up says it was ‘bloody ridiculous’.

 Notice how Chankla just shuts the fuck up because she knows she is on the lower ‘Pecking order” to use the beast’s quotes. Because she is really an Oklahoma social climber and the VanderDump bitch has way more money than her and her con artist hubby who tried to pass her ass off as Ford Family Royalty.

Andy mentions how everyone trips on how rich these bitches are. And Mrs. VanderDump admits her house is 17 square feet and wants to downsize to a home where she doesn’t have to call her husband on the cell phone.

The question about Cuntmille complaining about her and Kelsey’s New York apartment being small comes up. And somehow Cuntmille manages to blame the complaining on Kelsey liking his space and ‘Man room’ I’m sure so he can pork the new ho’ there . Then she moves on to the subject about how Kelsey pushed her to do the show to distract her and make her look like an asshole while he was having his affair.

I’m telling you the guy is a genius and he knew she was gonna make herself look like an asshole all on her own and without any help from him because of the sewer poison that comes out of her mouth.

Andy calls Cuntmille a ‘lighting rod’. He also makes sure he rubs her face in her own IBS wet feces, by bringing up that a tabloid called Cuntmille ‘The most hated housewife’. Cuntmille says she was very ‘hurt’ and ‘devastated’ . She also whines that she’s been ‘Villanaised’. What, did she think was gonna happen?  Did she think she was gonna come out smelling like roses after jumping in the sewer, shit waters, of reality television?

Andy doesn’t cut her no slack and reads off a laundry list of  very truthful names that people on the blogosphere called her . Including  passive aggressive , narcissistic, and he makes sure he included ‘insecure’. Yes ‘ insecure’ the word that Lady KaKa couldn’t let go of when she stated Kyle caller her an ‘insecure’ bitch. Andy likes to get those bitches pissed and he knows exactly how to push their buttons . Love it .

Then of course Chankla Face threatens people by saying that if people said all those truthfull statements and names  to Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome’s plastic face, they would have ‘problems’ .She continues by berating those behind the computers who clown on people with ‘perfect lives.’ Now it’s ‘perfect lives!’ So everyone on the blogs laughing and pointing the obvious truth is just jealous cause these deformed circus freaks with supposedly more monopoly money than brains have ‘perfect lives’.

Yeah we’re all so jealous of Chankla Face’s perfect life specially the part with the fugly ass con artist  husband  that can’t stand her or anything about her . I bet the bitch has to make an appointment to have anything that resembles sex with him and the last time she got an appointment was like 2 years ago, if that! Yeah and we’re jealous of her perfect life! Riiiiggghhtt!!

Again you’re all fair game you clown ass horse’s ass lipped bitch, that’s why we’re not the ones on TV putting our asses out there. Ya’ all are. And what are we supposed to do, not use the fantastic invention of the Internet to tell it like it is ? And now ya’ all butt hurt ’cause the truth hurts like a blade in the ass with no lube so you call everyone cowardly? Get over it bitch. Go give a vacuum a blow job since your husband is not available for you. ASS LIPS!

Then Andy moved on to ask Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome, if she used a surrogate to keep her figure  that got jacked up anyways cause the bitch is scary looking. She looks like a piece of dried up beef jerky with 2 jumbo size balloons stuck to it, no curves just 2 giant balloons. Cuntmille tries to start the shit storm with Kyle again and says that it was Kyle that made that comment about her using a surrogate to keep her so called figure.

Surprisingly she sort of apologizes and moves on to try and bullshit everyone by saying her and Kelsey tried to have children but it didn’t take.  Cuntmille also makes sure we all know she knows what ‘pernicious’ means and that she was an English major in college. Chankla admits she will need to get a dictionary since she never heard them big words at the trailer park she grew up at. What’s up with Cuntmille’s different skin colorations going on ? Her whole neck is red. She’s a redneck!

Andy still screwing with that bitch more and asks her why she called Faye Resnick  ’ morally corrupt’ when it is clear that, she herself, is a nasty ho who posed in Playboy and did soft porns and God knows what else.

Then Cuntmille pulls out a violin and starts singing a sad song  about that ‘ morally corrupt  Faye Resnick ‘and how she and the other bitches where passing around the nasty pictures of poor Cuntmille   in the limo and laughing at her fugly ass. 

How did she find this out? I bet right after fish lips Chankla Face the shit stirrer got done laughing at Cuntmille’s naked pictures with everyone else she went and  told Cuntmille all about it  to start another shit storm . And of course Chankla forgot to mention to Cuntmille that she was in on the fun too.

 Kyle straight up admits to Chankla Face that they were looking at the pictures and so what?  They’re out there. No shit bitch! You did them they are out there for everyone to see now you’re pissed because people are looking at naked pictures of you that you put out there? Bitch please deal with it! 

 I like how Kyle put that bitch in her place and tells her she has ‘The balls of a burglar to be throwing rocks like that when you live in a glass house’.  Cuntmille is so delusional she still has this victim , I didn’t do it they did it to me, attitude . Like she is not the dumb ass that posed and did all that porn shit. What a delusional ho!

Andy makes sure he keeps digging it to Cuntmille and brings up her crumbled marriage to Kelsey. We see clips of Kelsey and his read between the lines statements about how Lady KaKa needs a little attention.  Yeah I bet! This way  the spotlight can be put on her and  the whole world can see what an asshole she really is and he also states how 13 years of marriage to a psycho narcissistic bitch can take a toll on you. Yeah, read between the lines that man is desperate to leave and never look back.

We also get to see the clip where Cuntmille says that Kelsey told her to hang out with him on a romantic evening to ‘see what happens’ Maybe out of pitty or to fuck with the bitches emotions. I think to screw with her emotions. We also see the clip where Cuntmille keeps yelling ’13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!” while they toast and Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein  Jr. breaks down and cries for the beast and her crumbled marriage.

Mrs. VanderDump tells Cuntmille:  sucks to be you bitch since the cameras were rolling during the most difficult time, when your ass got dumped by your huuusband.

Cuntmille says that the reason she was an asshole to Kyle is because she was taking her frustrations out on her for getting kicked to the curb . Methinks she is always an asshole to people specially women she gets jealous of but with all the divorce bullshit she went into psycho bitch, overdrive mode.

Cuntmille says that Kelsey used to be very attentive with her in the past but suddenly she noticed something ‘off’ about Kelsey right at the beginning of shooting and how when he went away his phone calls decreased and eventually so did his text messages . She also stated that as of now they don’t speak. She says she wants to speak with with him but he don’t wan to talk to her anymore.

I bet she wants to talk to him; but it’s more like she’s probably calling him to yell at him ’13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!” And drunk text his ass and shows up at his New York apartment demanding to be let in to beat on Kelsey and his new piece of ass and I bet Kelsey runs just like he did when he ran to New York and avoids that psycho bitch like the plague.

 I bet all this affair with Kelsey and that new bitch and his disgust with Cuntmille was going on for a loooong ass time. But Cuntmille was too busy distracted with Nick the Sancho Dick to notice the obvious and then when Kelsey was digging his scape hole, he encourage Lady KaKa to get on Real Housewives so the bitch would be extra distracted and he can ran far away to New York for a year and get his new love nest ready. 

 Andy brings up the 50 million dollar jackpot that Cuntmille is getting from Kelsey but she declines to comment  on it. Cuntmille states that she didn’t have a prenupt because Kelsey didn’t want one and is doing the same for new bitch . Mrs. VanderDump says that ‘they never learn’.

Andy brings up the sex tape Cuntmille has been threatening to release and Chankla Face admits that with their scary fugly tales from the crypt asses no one is going to want to see their freaky sex tapes they will have to pay people to buy their sex tapes. TRUE! Specially ChanklaFace’s scary sex tapes that bitch would make a guy on viagra go limp. That’s probably what’s going on with her husband there.

To take a quick rest from bashing on Cuntmille Andy moved on to Chankla Face, it was her turn to get slapped in the face with the chancla . He plays a montage of scenes where Chankla and Kim were going at each other’s throath. Then brings up the ‘Im gonna take you outback and pull some Oklahoma on your ass’ incident with Kim.

 Andy asks Chankla what ‘ pull some Oklahoma on your ass’ means and her lame answer is ‘duh I don’t know!  She also states in a very condescending bitch manner how she said that, because Kim needed to be taken out side and taught some manners. As if Kim was 6 years old! What a disgusting bitch! Kim calls her out on how she is over here supposedly running a charity for domestic violence and at the same time threatening bitches with ass woopings .

 Chankla Face gets all defensive just like a ‘COWARD!” which is what she called everyone who trashes them online, earlier. Then  answers with a lame come back ’ it was a joke Kim’ and ‘I don’t appreciate you bringing my charity into it!’.  Kim doesn’t back down and tells her like it is. And says ‘you were quick to go there!’ you can tell Chankla loves to dish it out but can’t take it and is getting irritated with Kim because she knows Kim is right.

Chankla whose supposedly is Miss Domestic Violence Charity Queen looks very pissed, as if she wants to jump of the couch and slap Kim . Andy also lays it into that ho’ and reads a viewer email about the same exact thing how Chankla is supposed to be against violence and here she is threatening people  . Then she pulls a punk ass move and continues to act  totally  rude and condescending and ignores Kim. As if they were in 6th grade and turns to Kyle and says ‘should we talk about her state of mind at that party’. Kyle jumps in to ignore Kim and treats her own sister like a dumb ass clown too.

 You know these 2 bitches who are supposed to be sisters need to learn some lessons from Caroline Manzo the God Mother of the New Jersey House skanksthat blood is thicker than water. Maybe they both need to be shipped to New Jersey to get bitch slapped by the God Mother a little bit. Andy asks Chankla what the hell she said and she answers with her fugly ass trout lips as the obnoxious shrew she is that they need to talk about Kim’s frame of mind that night or should they just skip that.

Kim snaps back and states that maybe they should talk about ‘every one’s state of mind that night’. Which we all know their state of mind was fueled by free flowing fountains of alcohol  . Bravo makes sure they keep the booze coming so these bitches will constantly tear each others faces out and half of these ho’s are probably already alkees anyways and we love watching them fight so it’s a win win.

 Kim keeps insisting that she doesn’t want to be involved in drama that’s the reason why she wont stick up for her sister. But Chankla Face makes a valid point when she tells her she doesn’t want to be involved in drama to protect Kyle only wants to be involved in drama if it has to do with her and Chankla fighting. Kim says ‘uhhhmm!!” and there’s and awkward silence. I wonder how drunk and pilled popped Kim was during the reunion. (Thanks to Elisa for the link).

  Chankla called Kim an unpredictable Jack in the Box bitch who jumps out at you starting drama for no reason and Kim calls Chankla a chameleon whose a people pleaser that only likes to kiss bitches asses that she believes are gona help her in going up the food chain of Beverly Hills.

Chankla also threatened Andy with taking him outside and wooping his ass then she says in a insensere tone to Kim ‘Sometimes I’m protective of people including you!”. Stupid Kim she should of pulled some Westlake Village on Chankla’s fugly ass.

Lisa gets put on the spotlight next when Andy confronts her about the comments she makes that she don’t screw her huusband. Andy plays a lovely montage of Lisa’s snarky comments about not screwing Ken and all the other ho’s and their skank stunts. Lisa tries to do some damage control by stating she talks out of her ass. But her and Ken do have sex , maybe when he takes his viagra.

Then she gets ragged on by a viewers email asking why Lisa and Cuntmille both don’t give their husbands any . Then the email asks why rich folk don’t like to sex. Methinks there’s a lot more to it than what we are seeing with these ho’s. Maybe grandpa Ken screws that little dog in the pooper and Lisa don’t give him any as punishment. Who knows. But I’m sure it will all come out eventually.

Cuntmille admits it was Kelsey that cut her off from sex 10 years ago ! Yeah she had one too many IBS attacks after sex! HA HA HA!!

Lisa is also confronted by a viewers email about how she was fearing for her life at the DMV because of the ‘eclectic’ people there. Mrs. VanderDump tries to damage control that shit by saying she was also talking out her ass and she loves everybody. Andy don’t believe her and asks if she has any poor friends to which she gets stuck for a second.’Cause you all know damn well that bitch ain’t friends with the help . After a short pause she quickly says to Andy ‘You Andy!”. Yeah, I bet next season we’re gonna see this bitch with some token friends to complete her damage control campaign. Andy realizes he’s the ‘poorest chump’ in the room.

Andy asks Lisa if she is jealous of Kyle and Chankla’s growing lesbian friendship. You can tell  Lisa is pissed because Kyle skipped Lisa when Lisa came on to her. But not fugly Chankla Face . Now Lisa is desperate and wants Cuntmille sitting on her lap so she can molest her while Mrs. Wildenstein Jr. and Kim get it on. It all becomes a big lesbian orgy with Andy in the middle who turns straight just for one second  from seeing all those scary bitches groping on each other while he says ‘I think it’s kinda hot!.

By the way I love that skank dress that Kyle is wearing I bet I would look good in it!

Chankla Face gets called out on her gigantic horses ass lips and how it annoys and horrifies people to look at them. I recal in her high school picture she looks like she had normal size lips and now that everyone is clowning on her fugly lips that she thought made her look hot she is realizing how ridiculous she looks but she wont admit it she will just sit there and act dumb like she don’t know that we all know that she can give a vacuum a blow job.

Then we get to see Mrs. Joycelyn Wilderstein Jr. and all the clips of her and her husband dr. Frankestein while he gets in her nerves, under her nerves, on her nerves and this  causes a never ending train of banter back and forth followed by a long strings of  bickering sessions between the 2. Adrienne says that all the other marriages are like them. That shit just looks like  about 98% of  American marriages in their everyday lives. So I have to agree with that bitch on that one.

 Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. is also morphing into Charo. Wow that bitch is talented! Mrs. VanderDump tells Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr to get a gigolo because she is a rich bitch. Andy asks Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr how is it possible that she is avoided conflict and drama with those other bitches .  Maybe he was hinting at Adrienne to turn up the drama or she is cuttoff from next season. I don’t know why she is doing the show.

Andy saves the best for last, when he brings up the conversation that became the domino effect of the back and forth hate fest, between Kyle and Cuntmille that played out the whole entire season.

 We see the clips were coked out Cuntmille and Kyle were arguing in New York including the clip of Cuntmille talking about the  bullshit imaginary so called ‘pecking order’ that supposedly Kyle and her ‘realtor’ husband are at the very bottom.

Cuntmille spews out how supposedly Kyle told her that no one would be interested in her without Kelsey there and goes on and on . Then she flippes out and points at Kyle and yells ‘THIS WHOLE SEASON WAS SET UP TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!” Yeap she is now blaming Kyle not Kelsey now it’s Kyles fault too that poor Cuntmille was set up to look bad by everyone else , and just like the delusional beast that she is, she doesn’t take any responsibility for her own actions.

Kyle admits she is the one who called up Cuntmille to join the cast of the real house skanks. I bet now Lady KaKa is gonna move on from blaming Kelsey for encouraging her to be on this trainwreck and is moving on to blame Kyle.

After Andy hears both sides of the story he straight up tells Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome she has an ‘insecurity inssue.’

An explosion of long back and forth yelling matches went on between Kyle and Cuntmille. You cant understand jack shit when the two are yelling at the same time. Cuntmille’s neck has an upside down ”L” shaped red going on, it gets redder when she yells.

Mrs. VanderDump calls out Chankla Face on being the one who stirred up the pot in New York. Again Chankla Face just rolls over and takes it because Mrs. VanderDump is on a higher place up the food chain. Instead she jumped on Kim and since Kim was already yelling at her for beign a shit stirrer jumping on Kim made it a lot easier. Even Miss Andy asks that bitch ‘Why did you stir it up and then not own it!”.

 Andy can’t stand Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome and tells her that dumb asses ‘that are insecure are the people who react the strongest agaisnt the word insecure’. Cuntmille just shuts up but it’s pissed because she knows it’s true. Then she admits what we all knew all season that she was ‘insecure’  and I bet Kelsey leaving her added fuel to her insecurity so she became mega bitch.  Cuntmille also denied believing that Kyle is jelaous of her. Kyle smacked that bitch down and tells her, that now she is saying that, after she realized how the blogs and everyone is clowed and laughed at her the whole season for looking like a desperate, delusional twat. Watch she is gonna accuse Kyle of being jelaous of her again in the future.

Kyle is frustrated with this psycho bitch and asks her why would she not want Cuntmille to be filmed when she is the one that asks her to join the casts. And Cuntmille looks at Kyle with the squinty evil eyes and answers ‘Cause you wanted a target!” Andy then asks Cuntmille to explain how Kyle set her up bullied her and ruinded her reputation, Cuntmille immediately denies saying that Kyle set her up when we all just heard her say it! Coke is a hell of a drug it can make delusional  bitches more delusional.

What the hell is he looking at in this picture, Some chicks ass? He has that, perv on coke look on his face.

Adrienne Maloof or as I like to call her Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr.’ Cause that’s what that bitch is starting to look like with all the plastic surgeries gone horribly wrong , says she is shock at all the stupidity that comes out of Cuntmille’s mouth. Adriene’s husband says that the bitches  filter of the  mouth it’s turned off. He is right! However there is a big possibility that there is no filter at all! Open mouth insert foot ! Dumb bitch!

 One things for sure Cuntmille better never ever, ever, ever, piss off Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. or else that bitch will probably bust her fucking nose the same way she does when her husband Dr. Frankenstein gets in her last nerve and she finally has to put the smack down on his annoying ass. I can’t wait for the day Cuntmille finally pisses off Adrienne and that shit happens, I’m gonna be glued to my TV   laughing my ass off.

Here is the original article on this latest bullshit:

While Bravo has yet to announce whether The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will return for a second season, at least one of its stars hopes to see Camille Grammer on the show again.

Adrienne Maloof says Camille needs some image rehab…

“I personally think that she will come back,” Adrienne told me this weekend at the Sundance Film Festival’s Puma Lounge at the Samsung Galaxy Tab Lift. “I also personally think she should because going out the way that she’s going to go out, it’s probably in her best interest.”

Adrienne says she’s surprised by how messy things have gotten between Camille and ex Kelsey Grammer.

“I have to tell you, it’s hard to defend the things that come out of her mouth,” Adrienne said. “I have to really be honest about that. Because I even had to say, “Wow! What did she just say?’ I just don’t know her to be that way…I don’t know what goes on inside her little head.”

Or as Adrienne’s husband, plastic surgeon Paul Nassif, said, “The filter’s turned off.”

As for Kim and Kyle Richards‘ troubled relationship, Adrienne thinks they need some professional help, like counseling, “They have a long history of issues,” she said.

And why was Adrienne at Sundance? She’s producing a movie based on a true-life crime case. “It’s a love story, suspense, murder for hire and drugs,” she said. “If I told you, you wouldn’t believe it.” Die Hard 2 screenwriter Doug Richardson is penning the script.

After all the ignorant bullshit Cuntmille was spewing out of her dried up mumified tales from the cript lips througout the whole season, about how she married a celebrity and she was at the top of the pecking order , and she only wiped her Irritable Bullshit Syndrome runny ass with thousand dollar bills  while riding her celebrity husband’s long expensive coat tails encrusted in gold  and on and on and on. And how all the other bitches sucked ass, ’cause they’re not at the top of the food chain like she THOUGHT she was.

  It  all  ended up  crashing down on her beef jerkied flabby ass by the end of the season,  just  like a Malibu California mud slide on a trillion dollar home after it’s been raining for 11 days straight. Yep, all her shit came crashing down, when it was finally revealed that Lady KaKa was getting replaced by a younger version of her old crusty ass .

Cuntmille’s husband Kelsey high tailed it to New York when he found the perfect excuse by doing his own show over there. But it  was all truly a very careful plan to  set up his escape route and new love nest with his new younger girlfriend the Cuntmille replacement.

 It went as far as Kelsey dumping  Cuntmille by phone and telling her  he was done with the marriage, all while filming was going on. Just to ad to the humiliation.  And because that wasn’t enough humiliation the whole  disaster was followed  by Kelsey being weird and denying Cuntmille access to hers and Kelsey’s own New York apartment! Which I bet the deed is in both their names too!

Now, what normal married person would tolerate these kinds of ridiculous shenanigans from a spouse?! You gotta be a stupid idiot to not know that your spouse is  hiding another Sancho or in this case Sancha at the apartment! So obvious.

It all escalated when Cuntmille tried to enter her luxury New York apartment and the security guard denied her access. According to Cuntmille he called her a ’Liar’ when she insisted she was Mrs. Grammer and he made her show id. I bet the securtity guard was just doing his job and also since he saw another woman with Kelsey he didn’t recognized Lady KaKa in all her diarreaheal runny glory. And sadly that’s how she put it together. Took her a minute.

 But did her so called psychic friend Allison Dubois from the dinner party from hell see this one coming ?? HELL NO! Cause’ her friend is a psycho drunk not a psychic.

 But don’t worry about that ho’, she is still gonna be collecting a hefty 50 million dollars from the huge divorce settlement  from Kelsey no matter what. ‘Cause his cross dressing ass didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement when he married Cuntmille.

While Kelsey was setting up his new love shack in the west coast Cuntmille entertained herself with Nick the Sancho Dick and with fighting with Kyle over one thing  that supposedly Kyle said  about   Cuntmille’s Hawaii vacation without Kelsey there .And  this got dragged throughout the whole season of the show. Talk about petty shit!

 For some reason I don’t feel that bad for that ho’ since, during the whole season Cuntmille spend the whole time dry humping that Nick the Sancho Dick’s leg  and I bet there was some other more gross humping when the cameras were not around because it was OBVIOUS and not only that, but also the permanent miserable look on his wife’s face said it all. 

And as side show  fight  to keep things spicy Chankla Face and Chicken Head Kim fought . Because Chankla is a shit stirrer bitch and Kim was apparently drunk the whole entire time this was being filmed  since she ended up going to  rehab and its rumored it was alcohol rehab for being a drunk. Damn, no wonder that bitch always looked confused!

And lets not forget Kyle and Kim going at it too. Kyle enjoys bullying Kim because it’s easy to do and the bitch is always drunk and confused plus I bet when they were kids Kim used to do the bullying on Kyle since she is older. So Kyle is just taking her revenge  by bullying drunken confused Kim, whom she almost jumped in the limo trying to choke her in the last episode.  Plus did ya all noticed how Bravo choose to  show the part were Kim was left alone drunk and crying in the limo as the final scene where they show her little blurb and they put she went to rehab? Yeah, drunk tank rehab!

Lisa VanderDump and her 150 year old husband had their own pest control problems to deal with and had to go mega exterminator on Cedric Martinez the Spoge Bob Gay Pet  who somehow managed to sponge off of them and live the sweet life of a pampered Riley as an unwelcome guess of the kind VanderDumps for over a year mooching off of them.  He lived in their guest house and ate all  their food, drank all their wine and smoked all their weed plus drove their cars with no licence.

 It all was going well until Mr. VanderDump finally said ’ENOUGH!’. And Cedric got the fat shinny boot to the ass that on the day he moved him and Lisa got into a big nasty yelling fight that he hasn’t spoken to her since.

 By the way Mr. VanderDump apparently has some kind of a  fucked up mental disorder or thinks he is a comic book super villain because he carries that little dog around while he has  his finger up the dogs ass everywhere he goes and the dog has to wear matching clothes with him all the time!

Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr.  and her husband Dr. Frankenstein aka the Bickersons kept bickering and getting in each others nerves over the dumbest fucking things . Besides the scary ass plastic surgery gone wrong face that bitch walks around with on a daily basis, her life seemed pretty normal.  Including the bickering and all. I can tell the reason her husband gets in her last nerve like he does constantly is because HE IS the reason she looks like that. I bet he talked her into getting all that face stretching and neck pulling and skin ironing shit she’s had done . Because the guy is always trying to make her do shit she don’t want to.

Like for example when they were at the restaurant at one of the first episodes of the season and he ordered turkey and she didn’t want to try it because she said she hated turkey , but  he was so pushy and he insisted that she try the turkey and he was damn near force feeding  her. It was crazy and that’s how annoying he acts. I bet they bicker about which hole what thing goes into, when they’re having sex too! Great now I got a picture in my head of those 2 doing it! GROSSS!!

And that’s what I think of those bitches and their crazy shenanigans!

Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome is desperately trying to clean up her image and went on the Ellen Degeneres show yesterday,  in a desperate attempt to make everyone believe she has changed for the better. Ellen Degeneres makes the bitch ride some exercise bike , while asking her a bunch of questions about why she would go on a reality freak show like a dumb ho’ who spills her business out, for everyone to clown on her circus shenanigangs. Cuntmille blames Kelsey for that shit and you can tell by the look on Ellen’s face that she is not buying Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome’s splats of bullshit.

 Here’s Cuntmille blaming Kelsey for making her do the show:

Camille: Why did I do it? Kelsey wanted me to do it.
Ellen: Kelsey wanted you to do it?
Camille: Yeah, I didn’t want to do the show. I wasn’t ready to expose my life that way. We’ve been a private couple for a long time and I had seen you a couple times at awards shows and stuff like that but for the most part, we kept to ourselves. I was surprised that he wanted me to do to it too. I was like, “Are you crazy? Why are you making me do this?” But he thought it would be good for me to do something that was separate from us being a couple. This is something that was my own thing.

 Ellen asks Cuntmille how she knew the other women. Notice how she says she met Kyle once. I bet the reason she hated Kyle during the show was because Cuntmille tried to put the moves on Mauricio and he refused and Cuntmille took her frustration out on Kyle. But since Mauricio doesn’t want to lose the paycheck from Kelsey’s real state deals, he is now kissing ass and  shaking his hot ass, a little harder these days  for Lady KaKa . Could that  be why Cuntmille  is playing cool with Kyle at least for the moment because she sorta got her way by having Mauricio at least kiss her ass?? UHMMM???? Just a crazy thought I had .

Here is Cuntmille on how she only met Kyle once but knew Mauricio. UHUMMM!! :

Camille: I love Kyle. We do get along. We are friends. Believe it or not. But at times, you know, our personalities just clash. So there’s one day we love each other and we’re laughing and going to dinner and then two days after, we’re fighting about something ridiculous … I mean, off the camera, we tend to get along but I’m not going to say it’s just for the show because these are real things that are happening in our lives.

Ellen: And did you know the other women?

Camille:I knew Adrian she is a friend of mine, I’ve met Lisa before and I met Kyle once

 And Lady KaKa hasn’t decided if she will return to the show or not. Bitch tells Ellen that Kelsey just dumped her ass via telephone call, after she was told by a mutual friend his ass was cheating and she confronted him via text. This is coming up in next episode. Lady KaKa also complains to Ellen that she found out about Kelsey’s affair to the younger ho’ during the taping of the show . Bitch, we all found out about your affair with Nick the Sancho Dick during the taping of the show too! 

And get this the friend was not that psychotic drunken bitch Allison Dubois, because that bitches psychic abilities are nothing but screwed up psycho abilities.

Camille: We haven’t decided that yet. Right now, as everybody knows, I’m going through a divorce.
Ellen: Well, let me ask you about that. You said Kelsey wanted you to do this. So you got divorced while you were shooting?
Camille: I found out he wanted out of the relationship during the shooting.
Ellen: How did you find out? Did he tell you?
Camille: A mutual friend called me and said, “I don’t like what he’s doing to you and I don’t like the timing because you’re still in the middle of shooting a reality show.” And then I called him that night and texted him. No answer from him. I waited for three hours and then he called me and said, “I don’t want to be married anymore.”

 Cuntmille also says she don’t speak to Kelsey just text or email:

Camille: No, we don’t speak at all … Everything I find out is through the press with him. Or he writes me an email or text. I think it’s really important for us to speak if we’re going to raise children together. We need to co-parent. So right now, my focus now is that we hopefully become friends and we move on from this and we can become good parents to our two young children.

 I too agree with my readers that Allison’s predictions must of gotten mixed signals because of the alcohol. Since it appears that  mostly everything that bitch said about Kyle was the shit that was happening to Cuntmille. Plus that Allison Dubois is not even a psychic more like an alcoholic psycho who is also a bad con artist. Click here for a link to some gossip about that Allison bitch and how she is a fakeo.  

And click here for some abtuall psychic who also calls Allison a crazy bitch.

Allison Dubois show (were she was played by Patricia Arquette) was cancelled after the taping of the Real Housewives but she didn’t see that one coming!

Cuntmille has not made up her mind on coming back to the show,  unless Bravo edits her in a better light  . To me that sounds like the bitch only wants to come back if Bravo becomes her ‘yes ma’am’ editors, just like the assholes she hires to surround her, yes ma’am her, and kiss her beef jerkied prune ass. The bitch definitely lives in a distorted reality. Bravo can only do so much with the material they are given to edit that bitch. And if she keeps spewing acid out of her fake ass plastic lips, what the fuck does she expect the Bravo editors to work with? They are editors not turd polishing  magicians.