NeNe Leakes is all kinds of talented, she is a Twitter warrior who likes to sends colorful messages to take bitches down, she also drunk dials Anderson Cooper at whim and now she is also a wine maker. Watch out Bethenny, Ramona, Teresa, (did I forget anyone?) and all the other House Skanks who are trying to peddle hooch.

Last week NeNe  was in some sort of limo with Andy Cohen when she decided to drunk dial Anderson Cooper and yell “DON’T BE TARDY FOR THE PARTY!” She scared the fuck out of Anderson Cooper who thought it was a stalker or some shit. I bet he regretted allowing NeNe to bully him into giving her his phone number when he had her over on his TV show after she handed him a bottle of her craziness and sweat called “Miss Moscato”  Miss Mosquito? WTF?

NeNe is now so rich that she is even investing in making fugly ass t-shirts that read “I’m Rich Bitch” and only charging a measly $150.00 so that she can keep been a rich bitch and purchase nine million dollar Miami mansions.

NeNe On Wendy Williams:

NeNe is also skilled in the art of the Tweeting and has been tweeting all kinds of crazy shit to get her ho’ stars fired up by reunion time, she also tweeted her disgust over last night’s Infamous Ridiculous episode.

Check out these tweets by the notorious NeNe:

@NeNeLeakes NeNe Leakes

What is wrong wit these people! I can tell u this much, no matter what happens, they will ALWAYS find a way 2 blame me ALWAYS,” NeNe

“It was Kandi’s party! Why they talking about me?” “Oh well, who else they gone talk about”

NeNe had a lot to say on the nasty ass fugly stripper who sucked his own dong  because that shit was just WROOOONG!:

According to a post on Forbes Real Rich Bitch and Brand New Millionaires Bethenny Frankel (I can’t help it I love that bitch even if she is psycho!) was an unforgettable force of nature that could not be ignored even though she is no longer part of the cast Bethenny’s name was still mentioned over and over, during the reunion (her ears were ringing super loud that night). But unfortunately for the RHONYC since Beth left, this last season’s ratings fell lower than previous and Bravo executives are thinking about recasting the whole skank platoon and getting in some new blood.Click here to read a Forbes article about Bethenny.

I know a lot of you bitches don’t like Beth, but I do, (I’m still going to clown on her) there is something about her that’s admirable and even though she seems to flip out over the stupidest things I still can’t help, (hell, I’ve flipped out over stupid crap too before!) but admire her for being able to make the most out of her experience while swimming in the shark infested turd-sewers of reality TV and in the end she is the bitch that won the game in my eyes at least, who came into the show admitting she was a broke ass and one paycheck away from being homeless and ended up winning the 120 million dollar realtity TV lottery. While most of the other skanks have done the total opposite and bragged, bragged and bragged about how much their hubbies spoil them and all the stupid unnecessary shit they buy just to have the seams holding their faux-plush-lifestyle come apart and be exposed in the end for the brokes ass fronters they are.

And speaking of Bravo recasting these nut-bags according to another article Jill Zarin was spotted having dinner at Savanna in Southhampton where someone was eavesdropping and supposedly they heard Bobby tell Jill that it would NOT be a good idea for her to return to the trainwreck sideshow that is the Housewives. “Bobby made it clear that it was Jill’s decision but couldn’t understand what she would have to gain from returning to a fifth season,”. Maybe he is getting tired of getting dragged into her bitch slapping, gossip spats and lately he’s been having to confront Simon and maybe Bobby doesn’t want to have put  a hit out on Simon, who knows.

An insider told the Huffington post, “Her daughter is in college and it’s time to take her parents on the cruise of a lifetime they have always wanted to do. Plus the success of her Skweez Couture and other deals she has coming up are a full-time job.” Since Bobby sugar daddies Jill she doesn’t need the 265k a year she earns making an ass of herself on the Housewives and this last season the ratings were not as good as previous seasons.“The ‘New York’ show has been super successful but next season will never top the numbers they have now and after the failures of D.C. and Miami shows, everyone thinks the high point of the franchise is behind them not in front of them,”. And the insider added, “Everything has to come to an end. And the reunion show Part 2 ratings were very disappointing.” Good news for Jill is that her sausage encasing, shape- wear was picked up by major outlets so she won’t be needing the money, and I’m sure Bravo will have no problem finding another hateful spoiled skank to replace Jill, since they  seem to come a dime a dozen, that is, if they keep the Housewives franchise going.

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Part one of this bitch slap fest began with Andy asking Ramona about her false alarm pregnancy and questions that bitche’s delusions on being capable of getting preggers with old ass dusty eggs. The brunettes roll their eyes when Ramona adamantly defends her so-called ‘young uterus’ and states AGAIN that she could of been pregnant, then she announces she is on her period. Maybe her last one, but it’s till her period.

After a diarrhea trail of fight clips, about how these hags love to pick fights at the ‘wrong place and wrong time,” we are dragged down memory lane to rehash the bitch slap fest where Sonja, Alex and Simon got into that mosh pit of a fight over the gay rights thingy that Simon was supposed to speak at, and Gonzo totally crapped on the podium making it impossible for Simon to give his speech without slipping on Sonja’s runny shit.

So to stir the shit pot and get the blondes at each other’s throat Miss Andy asks Sonja why she didn’t allow Simon to speak at the gay-rights event. Sonja and Alex discuss the events that took place and Sonja blames someone named bleep for the so called speech hijack Alex makes a weird ass comment about this person named  bleep and you can tell Alex is making all kinds of silly excuses and covering for Gonzo (probably the same way she makes excuses for Simon when he is yelling at her in cars) because for some reason now she doesn’t want to piss the Gonzo off and be out of the blonde gang.

Meanwhile the brunettes are talking shit among each other and somehow the insanity demons that control cooco for coco puffs Kelly’s mouth muttered the truth when she spewes out that ( I know scary)  Alex is sitting there allowing Sonja to insult her husband on national TV and just brushes it off like it’s no big deal. Magically and without splanation (misspelled on purpose!) Gonzo and Alex are suddenly besties and none of this shit matters because it was all a BIG misunderstanding and aliens took the real Sonja for a couple of weeks then brought her back and it was also bleeps fault! So not Sonja’s fault! Miss Andy keeps trying to poke the beast in the eyeball and brings up the fight where Gonzo threw that bitch out of her house for dressing like an S&M whore.  Again, all we get is Alex making up more lame excuses for Gonzo and saying that they “are good now” and the brunettes roll up their eyes at this display of bullshit. Kelly tries to explain the fight and what took place, but she can’t make sense or put sentences together so she just makes herself look like the incoherent mentally ill nut job she is, like always.

Alex tries to say that if it wasn’t for the useless fight they had,  marriage equality would of never been passed in the state of New York! Yeah, I guess thanks to the house flies of New York gay man can legally marry all credit goes to these screaming menopausal twats. REALLY? REALLY BITCH YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? I guess we are all stupid here and are expected to believe that spoonful of horse shit just like the time she said she came from oil money. RIIIGHT!! OOOKKAAYY THEN!! Alex tries to say that bleep agrees with this and I suppose that’s why he doesn’t want Bravo to say his name on TV or admit he knows these skanks.

Because Jill is a grade A asshole  and I guess in charge of asking the questions now because she can take over Andy like that; she uses her king size ladle to stir that shit cauldron (still trying to get Alex and Sonja to scrap on each other) and asks Gonzo how she felt when Simon got up on her face. Jill is salivating at the mouth hoping those two ho’s will be swinging a bat at each other, but no such luck.

Kelly is asked why she calls Alex “inauthentic” and “weird” and she points out that Alex gets red blotches on her skin when she tries to argue with people. And Kelly says it’s because “I’m nice and I care” and “Cosmo voted me the ‘5 Most Nice Celebrity’”! Alex was sitting there thinking WFUCK? HUH?! What does this have to do with anything? Alex starts turning all blotchy again and Kelly starts freaking out like the baboon she is and pointing it out and shit; and Alex still can’t get her point across. Next.

Time to ask Gonzo why the fuck she is so delusional and lives in her wealthy past pretending she still rich when she is actually a broke ass and looking like a fool after getting sued for that John Travolta movie that never got made. Sonja then loses her shit and cries because her marriage felt apart and it wasn’t the financial stuff that hurts it’s the marriage and the fact that it fell apart. Now, that bitch deserves an academy award. I would be crying the same way too if I lost my big ass paycheck like that. Good thing she is saying all this bullshit about how she loved her husband and he was kind blah, blah, blah. See this way in case other future potential sugar daddies are watching this she may be able to fool them and think she is actually marrying them because of love and not gold digging their ass. That’s good.

Gonzo is asked why all the lavish parties at fancy restaurants  if she is so broke, but Gonzo defends that by saying she gives the restaurant’s publicity because she is a “restaurant consultant”. I didn’t know waitresses are called “restaurant consultants” now. I’m sure those restaurants love being associated with the loud mouth screaming bitch fest followed by a camera crew filming this circus these bitches bring to their restaurants. NICE!

Sonja confronts Kelly on calling her house dirty and disorganized, but Kelly doesn’t back-down and insist Gonzo lives in a pigsty.  Just to deny it minutes later confusing Miss Andy. Even LuMan tries to back Gonzo up by calling Kelly’s original comment inappropriate.

Andy calls Kelly out about her house and asks her who paid for it and Kelly admits it was her sugar papa (the one that dumped her for being crazy) and the bitch says she is not calling Sonja out on who paid for her house, but more on her house being dirty. Kelly is lucky her sugar papa paid for that house or else this bitch would be homeless and having to give hobos hand jobs for a hit of their crack pipe.

Cindy who’s been sitting there saying nothing the whole time with her horse teeth sticking out of her wide open mouth being dead weight like usual suddenly jumps in and agrees with Kelly that Gonzo is delusional and puts on “airs”. Cindy tells Gonzo that she shouldn’t act like her shit don’t stink and look down on people and then expect people to feel sorry for her when her face hits the pavement.

Next Miss Andy brings up Ramonzon’s Pinot Grigio addiction and Jill makes a snide remark about the whole fiasco with Ramona wearing white to that one wedding. Alex tries to jump in, just to be told by Jillious to shut the fuck up  and stay out of it ending with Jill calling her a “fucking bitch”. Jill has changed. Into a bigger bitch.  HA HA HA!!!

Bethenny gets brought up and Jilliousy tries to say that the other ho’s were jealous of her relationship with Beth and insinuates that Ramona wasn’t helping. Andy is confused again because he has FOOTAGE of Ramonzon trying to arrange a meeting between the Skynny Girl and Jilliousy to fix things up, but asshole Jilliousy didn’t want to work it out, her plan to fuck with Beth’s emotions for a minute backfired and Beth got tired of the mindfuck games Jilliousy was playing so Beth said FUCK YOU! And walked and now Jilliousy is just pissed because her manipulation little games didn’t work on Beth. That’s why she is sad the friendship wasn’t salvaged. Not because she loved Bethenny. But whatevs she’s got 120 million a hot man and a baby. Happiness is the best revenge. Jilliousy tries to say she is scared of Bethenny and hopes Bethenny is scared of her too! Not so much bitch!

Ramona is confronted on her big mouth with no filter and she tries to say that she doesn’t say shit to be mean she is honest or whatever. So she just does it to help people, right?

The day that Miss Andy lost his shit!

The brunettes keep shutting up and beating the shit out of Alex calling her a fucking idiot and what not. And Jill accuses Mario of being a cheater while Ramona says that Jill’s husband is not as good as Mario.  And when the men get brought up bitches be going crazy so Ramona and Jilliousy channel their inner 5th grader and start calling each other loser, LOSER! LOOOSER!!! LOOOSER!! It all went to apeshit town and Andy kept trying to ask questions, but these “BEAST” wouldn’t “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!” And Miss Andy lost his shit and yelled at them to “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”  “BEAST ALL OF YOU!”. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That was a beautiful moment! I knew someday this would happen. I wonder if next time he is going to roll up those cards he holds, like a newspaper, and smack them in the head like a dog that  peed on the couch. That was a whole lot of crazy.

Next we see a montage of the blondes and Gonzo’s Jello ass. Andy asks Sonja why she is a nasty ho’ who keeps loosing her panties and insisting on showing her dry “vagonja” Why does he even asks her this? She already admitted to being embarrassed for being broke than for being portrayed as a crazy horny  bitch that likes to put her ass on display.  So being an exhibitionist ho’ is perfectly fine and not embarrassing, but being a broke ass is.

Kelly accuses Sonja’s “vagonja” of being “rude” to Kelly while at the vagina toaster oven photo shoot. Sonja’s “vagonja” queefs out an insult at Kelly and admits that she was just being “honest” and called Kelly a dick. That’s why Kelly is permanently traumatized and scarred beyond repair by Sonja’s “vagonja”.

Next Bravo tries to convince us Kelly isn’t crazy and they are hopping we forgot her “breakthrough” at Scary Island by showing us a trail of Kelly scenes where they try to edit the bitch as  sane and the “voice of reason,” but it fails. Miserably.

Kelly gets called out by Alex on the whole henna tattoo incident and talking shit about Gonzo’s pig sty. Kelly says she doesn’t know what this bitch is talking about and keeps treating Alex like an idiot while Alex keeps breaking into boiled lobster hives. This can’t be healthy for this bitch if she comes back next season for more abuse, then she is an idiot because these bitches keep “railroading” over her.

Andy brings up Kelly’s past relationship where she claimed she was beat up by the boyfriend and Kelly says she doesn’t want to talk about it and that her ex-husband “saved” her. But the whole thing with her beating that one guy up gets swept under the rug.

Kelly also says she is not jealous of Bethenny who can now crush her with her 120 million dollar wallet. I wonder if Kelly convinced herself yet that she is NOT jealous of Beth.

Now it’s time to fuck with Horse Teeth and we see a montage of her teeth. And the shit starts between Ramona and Cindy over the whole cigar and dead mans suit argument and Ramona asks Andy is he would wear a dead man’s suit and Andy is all EEWWW!! NO! Alex keeps trying to stick her spoon in just to get told again to shut the fuck up and stay out of it this time by Cindy and Alex yells bitch “YOU NEED TO GET LAID!”. HA HA HA HA!!! TRUE! She acts a little tense doesn’t she? Was the last time her “vagonja” got some action when they got those babies out of there? So is this mean since Cindy owns those pubey waxing spas (and she must get waxed all the time) her “vagonja” is all waxed up and nowhere to go? HA HA HA!!!

And Cindy sits these with her horse teeth sticking out of her mouth AGAIN while flies are going in and out and says NOTHING because she knows Alex is right.

Cindy then confronts Gonzo on the “pecking order” comment, but Jill pulls her leash back because for some reason she doesn’t want Cindy going after Gonzo. WEIRD!

Then the “conference call” in the kitchen that ruined the breakfast gets brought up and Cindy insist she wasn’t being rude and Gonzo knew about the call. Kelly takes Cindy’s side and the Countless says Horse Teeth was rude to take that call and she is appalled. Cindy even barks at LuAss when she tries to tell her to chill and she looks like she is about to chew each of these bitches heads off and shit down their necks. Doesn’t LuAss know that you don’t try to calm a beast down when it’s all riled up or it will bite you?

Then Ramona and LuAss get into it about Ramona calling LuAnn a bad mother and what-not, then she keeps on bringing up how many times LuAnn’s daughter Victoria has moved schools and Jill then goes apeshit and yells at Ramona to stop fucking with people’s kids or she will tear her a new asshole. To be continued.

It’s all fun and games until shit gets real. And it looks like it’s getting real ridiculous right now with the Real House Bitches of New York who apparently are at each others throat for REAL now.

These ho’s may have to be replaced according to insiders who are saying there is too much drama going on, “Things have gotten so bad that producers are worried that this cast can no longer film together,”.  And the drama has really turned ugly now because these bitches won’t let anything go,“All the ladies have long memories and will not let the smallest thing go. The level of hatred at the moment is so high that it’s toxic and all consuming. It doesn’t make for good TV drama. Now it’s just petty and sad.”

Jill Zarin is especially pissed off and feels that she is getting ganged up on by the IHJZ blog. According to the insider the other housewives have met with the owner of the site and support the blog. This especially infuriates Jill, “This is nothing short of cyber-bullying, when your address is put out online and readers are encouraged to send condolence cards,” according to a friend of Jill, “This sort of behavior should be rejected by all the cast members, no matter how hot disagreements get on the show. It has stopped being a TV fight and is now a real life battle that is unacceptable.”

Ramona Singer openly admits she supports the site, “Its a goof, spoof, you can’t take it seriously,” She also says she don’t let the shit posted online get to her . “If I took all the negative things that were written about me — you need to have a sense a humor!” she says she likes the site,  “I think [the hate site] is right-on and perceptive,”

Ramona says she admits she supports the site and is NOT distancing herself from it despite it’s name. Bethenny Frankel also admits she supports the IHJZ site and follows it on Twitter. The source adds, “Of the eleven people Bethenny follows on twitter, yes just eleven, the founder of the site is one,” and “Bethenny doesn’t support or follow anyone from Bravo, not even Andy Cohen, who cast her and made her rich and famous, yet she does follow a person who spills hate.”

Is it possible that there is too much drama going on and it’s becoming disturbing but how?

Also according to HollywoodLife.com Cindy Barshop and Alex Mccord will not be returning next season. If the rumor it’s true then that means that Bravo already started cleaning house and taking out the “gaw-bage”. In the same post it states that the Real Housewives Of Miami Lice has been renewed for a second season and Miss Andy is looking for new cities to cast despite statements he made earlier that he would not be looking for new House-ho’s to pimp out.

Sources

Huffingtonpost and HollywoodLife

Thanks to all my readers for the heads up on this gossip!

This was the Real Housewives of Miami Lice reunion and the first Bravo live reunion, Miss Andy says this may be the last. I was glad to see those bitches cutting loose during the reunion. At least a little more than during the crappy season.

The first order of business was Lea confronting lying Cristy  about her Gala Crashing shenanigans. Cristy says that she was not planning to attend Lea’s  cheap ass Gala. Lea jumps in and states that Cristy called her up the night before to inform her that she was going to be attending. Cristy  says that Lea is lying, but Lea says Cristy is a lying whore and a fat mouth. Cristy then drags Marysol into this and says that Marysol promised to fit her in the event. I was glad to see Marysol jump on that ho’ and also starts calling her a liar and a fat mouth.

I wish Marysol would of jumped on stupid Larsa like that, when she was starting her shit about Mama Elsa during the dinner party. But maybe she didn’t really need to since Elsa already cursed that bitch. With a serious case of itchy permanent wolf uni brow.

 Adriana got nice and coked out for this reunion plus the hooch she was drinking also helped bring out the best of  her crazies because, the bitch was bouncing off the walls with her boxing gloves on, ready to cut a bitch.

She jumps in and starts yelling at  Cristy for only paying two tickets for the Gala when it is clear that there were a total of three people attending.  No matter how much proof there is that there were three of them. Cristy insist that there were only two people! What the fuck is wrong with this dumb broad? There’s documented evidential footage she showed up with her two tranni fat ass friends who ate all the food and clogged the man’s toilets.

 If Cristy the Crusty Clown was a career criminal her stupid ass would be on that show America’s Dumbest Criminals because she either doesn’t know how to count or is too stupid to see her boyfriend the camera man, following them around and capturing the whole thing on film. Pendeja!

The bitches then get louder and continue their yelling match. It’s kinda hard understanding most of these skanks accents already, and now that they are all drunk, pissed and coked out they’re all yelling over each other and it’s harder to understand what the hell they’re saying.

The one that’s winning the yelling and verbal bitch slaps is Adriana, she starts telling Cristy that her fugly ass looks like a man. Oh yeah! Now that she pointed it out, I can see the Adam’s apple on that hot tranni mess. Poor Miss Andy, can’t get a word in edgewise in all that bitch slapping circus.

Finally Lea realizes that she can’t reason with lying crazy, since Cristy will not admit she brought the two whale sisters with her making it three people.  So Lea decides that she is  is letting it go and they shake on it . If that even last.

Then is Adriana on the hot seat. Andy brings up the emails from viewers that asks why Adriana makes all the drama about her. 

“You know what, this is a reality show and if I’m boring, nobody wants to watch me. If everybody did what I did, this show would be rocking right now… If we had six Adrianas on this show, this show would be bigger than Beverly Hills!”

Adriana’s response is that she is the most watchable fun bitch of this crap show, and states  if they had six Adriana’s this boring ass show would be rocking and it would be more famous than Beverly Hills.  But noooo!. They had to stick the Star of the Drama Adriana with a bunch of boring ass, uninteresting bitches that are as fun as watching your grandma and her friends knit.

Andy also asks her why she is such a stupid bitch who forgets to pick up her son after school. Since Lea is her mama  she defends Adriana and  says that Adriana is a good mom and her kid became honor roll student. Although I don’t know what  the hell that has to do with Adriana’s short-term memory problems. But whatever.

We get to see a bunch of boring ass pictures with Marysol and her paid gigolo Philippe. Marysol says that they are very happy, but specially Philippe because he finally got his green card.

 Andy brings up the DUI bullshit with Marysol and Mama Elsa. Marysol says that after getting that DUI she learned her lesson in never, ever, driving while drunk again. From now on she either takes a taxi or she makes sure she has a lot of gum and mouth wash in her car in case she gets pulled over again. Same for Mama Elsa, and that old Bruja has  47 years of experience in drunk riding her broom.

Andy also tried to nicely asks Marysol about Elsa’s white elephant man in the room face, and how it went from this,

 To this,

Marysol laughs it off and tells Andy how she was at work and doesn’t know what goes on in peoples Cuban curandero surgeon’s offices, then she tells Andy to mind his own beezwax because she doesn’t have to give any explanations about how Elsa’s rotted Halloween pumpkin mug of beauty was carved by the very gargoyles that sit at Satan’s feet and since those very same gargoyles are the ones that helped Marysol achieve her duck lips and get Phillipe to marry her even after he saw Elsa in person. Marysol feels this is a family secret and doesn’t need to share it with Andy. Although her and Mama Elsa are on national TV airing their dirty laundry out.

“At least I’m not giving blow jobs to 19-year-olds like you do,”

Adriana was ready to throw down and she didn’t care if she had to knock down Cristy or LardAss.

Adriana gets asks why she kisses Lea’s ass all day and if Lea is her pimp who introduces her to rich men. Adriana admits she kisses Lea’s tacky fat ass, but then she flies off the handle and starts yelling a mile a minute denying that Lea pimps her out to rich men . She yells in  sentences that are hard to understand and  with her thick accent I cannot even tell if the bitch is talking in English, Spanish, Portugese  or psychobabble drunk bitch spewage.

 I can’t tell, but since fortunately  I do speak Spanish as well as drunken psychobabble,  I kinda sorta decipher what she was yelling about in between rants. What I understood she said was, some shit about Cristy the Crusty Clown being the vacuum cleaner of the neighborhood for horny 19 year old boys that come through her revolving door.

Larsa gets asked if her husband Scottie Pippen is a broke ass who blew through his 120 million and once again you can smell through the TV the uncomfortable fart of denial with the lame answer she gives. You know the bitch is broke that’s why she went on this show.

We also find out Alexia Cocaine Barbie’s son’s girlfriend dumped his ass because she must of watched the show and decided Cocaine Barbie has a creepy relationship with Pedro Jr. And everyone in Hialeah still thinks she has foot in mouth disease.

You can tell during this reunion that Adriana was pissed and blamed the other ho’s because  their show flopped and it sucked ass.  That’s why the bitch  made that comment about the show needing six of her . She was also all drunk and loud, all desperate trying to pull a Teresa by yelling and cursing, hoping Bravo would give them a second chance if they bring in the drama. Andy mentions that there is a knock out, drag out fight, during the commercials, but never specifies if one of the bitches got punched in the face or what exactly happened. I was disappointed they didn’t bring Mama Elsa. Since that lizard looking witch was the best thing about this house ho’s franchise.

Yesterday it was reported all over the Internet that the Real Housewives of DC  got the boot to the ass. But today Real House Skank Of DC Lynda Erkiletian, is stating that those rumors are a bunch of bullshit and that the DC House Ho’s are in negotiations with Bravo and not canceled yet.

Here is the origninal article:

As we reported on Thursday (March 24), news that Bravo would not be renewing “The Real Housewives of DC” for a second season spread on the Internet. And even though the network clearly stated that it had not made a decision regarding the show’s Season 2, the reports continued. Now, one of the cast members wants to set the record straight.

 ”There’s no official announcement,” cast member Lynda Erkiletian tells Zap2it exclusively. “There’s no way. [Cast member Cat Ommanney] is going on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ on the 28th. One might wonder why [Andy Cohen is] having a DC housewife as a guest [if the show is canceled].”

“There’s negotiations taking place,” she adds. “And no decision has taken place. Whoever started the rumor was basically doing it for attention.” We spoke to Lynda further on the cancelation rumors, the talk of low ratings and the criticism that the cast just wasn’t exciting enough in Season 1.

 Who and for what reason would someone want to start the rumor that the show was canceled?

I think we certainly have people out there who like attention, thrive on it, make stuff up, and are habitual at it. So, my first thought was that a team who had something to gain, which is a firestorm, leaked it. I’m perfectly happy living my real life in the real world while negotiations are taking place.

 The article’s source says the show should be shooting by now. Is that true?

That’s not true. Basically, we’re four months on, four months of promoting and finalizing interviews, and that sort of thing, and normally four months off. And when you say we’re supposed to be filming right now, we’re obviously filming when we’re supposed to be filming. And if we’re not filming right now, that means we’re not supposed to be. It’s just craziness.

 How do you feel about the reports that your show failed in the ratings?

The thing that I really hated about what was going on yesterday was that people kept talking about the ratings. Our ratings were double, triple what Bravo had anticipated. Our ratings, basically as I heard it from Bravo and [the show's production company] Half Yard, we were only second to New Jersey as a freshman show. Our first episode had 1,700,000 or 1,600,000 viewers. Beverly Hills didn’t have that on their first episode. 

 So, the idea that people were saying we were terrible in the ratings? We weren’t. We exceeded everyone’s expectations. We knew that the [White House] incident may affect our viewership and some people wouldn’t want to watch. So, we came from a disadvantage and we managed to run over a million viewers for every single episode. I was very proud of our ratings considering the circumstances, but most importantly because we were a new show.

 Some viewers felt your season wasn’t entertaining enough. Why do you think they feel that way?

I think the reason that happened was we only had nine episodes and I believe that what occurred was that much that we had was posted on video, because Bravo had no choice but to showcase what led up to the White House incident. They had no choice, but to allow that to unfold. So, by tweaking two plus episodes, they cut a lot of material that would have shown people to be much more interesting than they were. It’s not that they’re not interesting, it’s that you can’t show a snippet of a story and not follow it to the end. In production, you have to follow it to the end.There were tons of material that Half Yard and Bravo just weren’t able to use primarily because everyone wanted an answer to the White House incident and Bravo had to give it to them. 

 If you were to go on to a second season, what can the viewers expect?

I think that there are some dynamic, incredible women in Washington and you merge women and Washington and you’ve got a great second season. And I hope the fans and the naysayers will give Washington the opportunity to really show itself for what it has. 

 Are you glad to hear that there’s still a chance DC will return?

Sooo is this mean that once the Famewhores of DC realized that if no Salahis no show, since they are all a bunch of boring skanks they  got worried that Bravo was gonna pull the plug on their famewhoring adventures and are now rethinking their decision  to refuse to film with the scandalous Salahi- Salamis. Sooo, now they are begging Bravo to bring back the show perhaps with the Salamis ? I guess we will have to watch what happens.

After it was recently reported that Bravo wanted to bring back the DC housewives with the condition that the Salahis come back with them, it is now being reported that the DC housewives got clipped from the franchise . Radaronline reported earlier today that Bravo was supposed to start filming this mess right around now but none of those bitches has gotten a call from Bravo or Miss Andy that the cameras are coming so it looks like it’s done. I dind’t recap these series at that time because I was pretty piled up at work, but I did watch and those were some boring pretentious skanks.

Here is the original article from Radaronline:

They’re tearing out the hair extensions and folding up those power suits – as, after just one season, The Real Housewives Of DC has bitten the dust, RadarOnline.com can exclusively report.

The fifth installation of the hit reality franchise came in with a whimper and never much took off from there, drawing meager ratings all throughout it’s short lived broadcast.

 “The show just didn’t do well and it wasn’t worth airing another season,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The DC housewives were meant to be starting shooting their second season now and they haven’t heard a peep from Bravo.

“No one from the cast has been contacted yet and told that the show is cancelled.”

RadarOnline.com has learned that the DC franchise isn’t the only Housewives show that has been struggling to lure viewers – Miami has also been performing poorly in the ratings war, forcing producers to reassess any further expansion.

“After DC failed in the ratings and Miami just bombed, they realized they can’t just start a show anywhere and it will succeed,” the source said.

The Housewives franchise has been a phenomenal success, spawning a total of seven different franchises – Orange County, Atlanta, New Jersey, New York, DC, Beverly Hills and Miami.

 “Bravo used to think it was about the brand and they could switch the housewives at any point but now they have realized it is about the women involved and that has changed their perspective,” the source said.

“They’ve realized a lot with the failure of DC and Miami, and they’re going to concentrate on the successful shows they have and not expand any further.

“Andy Cohen has made it official that there will be no more new Housewives franchises.”

In the meantime, when it comes to DC : “We’re just hoping that people forget it ever happened,” the source said.

That shouldn’t be too tall an order….

Methinks what happened was when Bravo told those ho’s they would only bring ‘em back if the Salamis were included those bitches refused and Bravo then kicked them to the curb.

Thanks Uwish for the link!

Does Everyone Want The Real Housewives Of Miami Lice Gonne Like Lice? Is The Reunion Live And Uncensored In Desperation To Stirr Drama?

While the Real Housewives Of Miami was not met with open arms . It had worst ratings than the Real House Ho’s Of DC. Andy Cohen and the Bravo powers that be, decided they gonna do a live reunion uncensored so maybe these beotches will not hold back and, Cristy will stop acting like she doesn’t fart or talks shit, and her true ‘Coobanna’ self will come out so that she can go all ape shit and lose it when Lea bitch slaps her for being a party crashing leach and a wanna be celebrity. I wanna see a Lea vs Cristy the Crusty match. More than likely thought is gonna be Adriana VS Cristy the Crusty because ya’ all know damn well that Lea makes Adriana do all her dirty work and seeks Adriana on Cristy like a pitbull with an accent.

I honestly would like to see these bitches again but I want me more Elsa make the show 95%  about Elsa and her drunken garble.

The live reunion is going to air on April 5th at 9 p.m. ET. Extra security will be needed.

  (Source InsideTV)

Bravo’s  Andy Cohen has announced that after the Real Housewives of Miami there will be no more housewives spin offs. And everyone in the blogosphere doesn’t sound too happy about this announcement, since a lot of people including myself where looking forward to see a Real Housewives of Dallas and Real Housewives of Las Vegas.

Here is  the original article from OK Magazine :

 When Bravo launched the Real Housewives of Miami, it seemed like there was hope for a franchise in every city. However, Bravo’s Andy Cohen exclusively tells OK! that Miami is the last stop for the Housewives train. Last night, OK! talked to the host with the most as he helped celebrate MCC Theater’s 25th Anniversary in NYC. Andy sounded off on some of the most controversial housewives in seasons past and he even told OK! which franchise he would love to see Whitney Houston star in!

When asked about which city he would look to next to find more housewives, he told OK!, “I really feel like we’re done.” So is Miami the last stop on the Housewives train? Andy answered, “Yeah.”

 But if any housewife thinks this is her chance to star in a spin-off series like Bethenny Frankel, she should think again. Andy explained of the other housewives, “I think they’re all good where they are.”

Even though he might think they should stay put in their hometowns, Andy had nothing but love for some of his favorite housewives. The king of Bravo used word association to describe the happy homemakers.

 OK!: Camille Grammer (of Beverly Hills).
AC: Rich!

OK!: Teresa Giudice (of New Jersey).
AC: Strong!

OK!: Bethenny Frankel (formerly of NYC and now star of Bethenny Ever After).
AC: Hilarious!

 OK!: Nene Leakes (of Atlanta and now star of Celebrity Apprentice).
AC: Bam!

Andy continued to gush about Miss Leakes, “She’s just in your face and fun!”

He then told OK! that he would also like to see Whitney Houston kick it with Nene and the gang on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. “I’d like to see her shake things up with those women.” Maybe she could team up with Kim Zolciak for “Tardy for the Party Part II”!