Although shit has been going wrong for my crazy ass Bethenny Frankel,  she will be gracing the cover of People Magazine Christmas Special.  It seems that ever since Bethenny rose to the top and disclosed the amount of money she received for her Skinny Girl Margarita she has been hounded by lawsuits and all kinds of assholes with their hand out trying to get at her money. The bullshit doesn’t stop there, Bethenny also tried her hand as talk show host, but the networks refused her that spot saying she is too loud and crazy plus needs to slow her ass down. I call bullshit on that maybe her ass should have a talk show ala Jerry Springer style and during reunion time she should take Miss Andy’s place because I know she would call those bitches out. That would be ultra!

Recently an article popped up on the NY Post were a “media observer” (Jill’s minions?) spewed out  that it was all Bethenny’s influence that got Jill fired and that not only is Bethenny a master manipulator puppeteer, but also PT Barnum. “She had done a reality show, with Martha Stewart’s ‘The Apprentice,’ before any of the other housewives, so she was always 10 beats ahead,” this so called insider also states that Bethenny slept around to get ahead. “She dated WireImage’s photographer Kevin Mazur and made sure to get pictures on the red carpet before anyone knew who she was. She is the best publicist-marketer-hustler I’ve ever seen. She is PT Barnum. But the sad thing is the amount of people she’s thrown under the bus to get to where she is.”

The same insider also states that Bethenny is in the habit of chewing people up and then spitting them out when they are no use to her “One of the lessons that Bethenny could stand to learn is that a lot of times when she doesn’t have a use for someone, she lets the relationship fall by the wayside and then they burn her,” When Jill was asked what she thinks about Bethenny’s brand her response was “It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to launch a brand,” then she adds “I hope she sees [the bad press] as a mere bump in the road and chalks it up to a lesson learned. Everyone makes mistakes but it is how you handle it that defines you.” Really? Really bitch is that how YOU handle things?

Jill The article goes on to says that Bethenny is a big pain in the ass “Being around her is like having chest pains,” and adds that Bethenny likes to scream a lot and keep everyone on edge “She is a horrible, horrible screamer. Every person around her is feeling the anxiety. She goes from 0 to 60 in a second. You open the door, and you have no idea. It could be a storm, it could be a dozen roses.”

And to stay relevant  and in the spotlight former cast member Simon van Kempen put his 2cents in and said that Bethenny is “quite a troubled soul,” Simon states that him and Bethenny didn’t always see eye to eye, but he still fells she is being unfairly criticized “Bethenny and I have certainly had cross words back in the three seasons when she was on ‘Housewives,’ ” he says. “She’s a very forceful woman, very opinionated. But it’s a bit cowardly for people to come out of the woodwork now when she’s had some bad press and kick her when she’s down.”

And according to another gossip columnist Bethenny knows how to pull the strings  and manipulate Andy who apparently she’s had in her pocket for the whole time she’s been working for Bravo because supposedly she gets special privileges “she pulled Andy’s strings like a master puppeteer,” the same insider states that Bethenny’s days are numbered and that Miss Bravo and the rest of the Bravo family are getting sick of her and about to pull the plug. “The minute she stops being viable for Andy and making money, he’ll walk away from her just like he walked away from everyone else,” the insider also includes that people on Bethenny’s payroll are getting tired with her demands “More, more, more, mine, mine, mine.” And supposedly the producers feel Bethenny has worn out her Bravo welcome. “I hate to say it, but as one of the producers from the show told me: ‘We’re just hoping it’s going to be, “Bethenny’s Getting a Divorce?” says the insider. “Because how long can this go on for?”

After, the towboat guy that helped Bethenny and her crew get back to shore called her a liar and a fat mouth, Bethenny fired back and went on “Today” on Tuesday to defend the statements she made regarding her “Lost at Sea” episode.

Bethenny went particularly crazy after the media and the Internet for the discrepancies regarding the amount she got for selling her Skinnygirl brand and the interview with towboat guy Tim Russell:

“There are certain people and certain bloggers…they want something to be wrong. They want it to be that I lie or cheat or I must have done if I can have this success,” “I don’t care about who’s writing garbage,” she says. “I think that we’re in world now where people believe the last thing they’ve seen on a computer and other people pick up these cancers.”

Bethenny states her and her crew were in real trouble when they were stranded out. She also announced she is putting a gag order on Tim Russell:

“My sound guy doesn’t know how to swim,” she adds “They lost a lot of the tapes because of salt damage…The towboat man who accused me of lying has been put on a gag order because what he’s effectively saying is that we called the Coast Guard. It’s like calling 911 without an emergency. I’d be in jail probably.”

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Despite recent Huffington Post reports that came out about Bethenny Frankel and her Skinnygirl Brand selling for 8.1 million which is way  less than the 120 million that was initially reported. Bethenny and Forbes are firing back disputing the Huff Post article. The full article was later removed and replaced with apologies for posting bullshit. Here is what they posted:

CORRECTION: Our reporter misread the $8.1 million figure in the financial documents. As Forbes points out, the number refers to the amount of Skinnygirl attributed to goodwill, not the total purchase price. We regret the error.

According to Forbes Bethenny laughs at the stupid suggestion that her brand sold for a measly 8.1 million.

“Come on. That it could be the fastest growing booze brand on the market and have sold for that little is just preposterous,” she says. “I’m going to be paying a hell of a lot more than $8.1 million in taxes.”

“Come on. That it could be the fastest growing booze brand on the market and have sold for that little is just preposterous,” she says. “I’m going to be paying a hell of a lot more than $8.1 million in taxes.”

The total Bethenny got for her Skinnygirl Brand is a matter of debate since there is a lot of complicated mumble jumbo, and contingent transaction shit that only a financial analyst would fully understand. But bottom line is 8.1 million only represents a goodwill value attributed to the brand.

 “The $8.1 million was just the amount of intangible assets purchased in the Skinnygirl transaction, essentially the amount Beam paid for the Skinnygirl brand rights—not the total purchase price,” says Morningstar analyst R.J. Hottovy, who follows the company and worked with us on our original reporting.

The Forbes article also states that every regular Joe six-pack isn’t equipped to understand celebrity finances. 

In Shuter’s defense, figuring out celebrity finances isn’t for everyone, and the company is completely opaque about the deal. The actual price they paid for Skinnygirl is nowhere to be found in the 10-Q. Frankel won’t publicly say what it is, citing a confidentially agreement, nor will Beam, arguing that it’s done all it needs to do under generally accepted accounting rules. “We will continue to disclose accounting data as required to be included in financial filings,” says Beam Global spokeswoman Paula Erickson, “but do not expect that a black-and-white lump sum ‘purchase price’ figure will be made available. Suffice to say, this was not an $8.1 million acquisition.”

On page 5 of the 10-Q,for instance, Beam lists $39 million for acquisitions in the second quarter of 2011. “The only deal they announced over that period was Skinnygirl,” says Hottovy. “This means [Beam] paid at least that much for Skinnygirl [during that period].” He adds that there may be additional elements to the deal not accounted for or visible in company filings, including stock options that could bring Frankel additional long-term returns.

In addition to up-front payments for the acquisition of Skinnygirl, Frankel had told Forbes that she’d get what she called “on-going back end”—payments based on how well Skinnygirl’s cocktails sold after Beam took control. These kind of earn-outs are called “contingent consideration” in accountant-speak and are common in deals where the acquirer wants to incentivize the seller to stick around and help keep the business on track.

Honestly, I think in the end whether Bethenny got 100 million or 120 million and is getting some of it now because that is how much her brand is making now, and later she is getting the whole enchilada with stocks and other payments that she is getting at different stages of the transaction, totalling around 100 million dollars or more in her lifetime, who gives a crap. This bitch still got a shitload of money for going on this trainwreck show hustling her bony-loud-mouthed ass and coming up with her Brand and selling that gold mine. She used her famewhoring for good not evil, so God bless her crazy lying I-got-stranded-at-sea-ass. You’re lucky I still love you Bethenny. BITCH!

Back in September Bethenny Frankel and her crew got lost at sea and needed to be rescued by the Coast Guard:

According to a post on Forbes Real Rich Bitch and Brand New Millionaires Bethenny Frankel (I can’t help it I love that bitch even if she is psycho!) was an unforgettable force of nature that could not be ignored even though she is no longer part of the cast Bethenny’s name was still mentioned over and over, during the reunion (her ears were ringing super loud that night). But unfortunately for the RHONYC since Beth left, this last season’s ratings fell lower than previous and Bravo executives are thinking about recasting the whole skank platoon and getting in some new blood.Click here to read a Forbes article about Bethenny.

I know a lot of you bitches don’t like Beth, but I do, (I’m still going to clown on her) there is something about her that’s admirable and even though she seems to flip out over the stupidest things I still can’t help, (hell, I’ve flipped out over stupid crap too before!) but admire her for being able to make the most out of her experience while swimming in the shark infested turd-sewers of reality TV and in the end she is the bitch that won the game in my eyes at least, who came into the show admitting she was a broke ass and one paycheck away from being homeless and ended up winning the 120 million dollar realtity TV lottery. While most of the other skanks have done the total opposite and bragged, bragged and bragged about how much their hubbies spoil them and all the stupid unnecessary shit they buy just to have the seams holding their faux-plush-lifestyle come apart and be exposed in the end for the brokes ass fronters they are.

And speaking of Bravo recasting these nut-bags according to another article Jill Zarin was spotted having dinner at Savanna in Southhampton where someone was eavesdropping and supposedly they heard Bobby tell Jill that it would NOT be a good idea for her to return to the trainwreck sideshow that is the Housewives. “Bobby made it clear that it was Jill’s decision but couldn’t understand what she would have to gain from returning to a fifth season,”. Maybe he is getting tired of getting dragged into her bitch slapping, gossip spats and lately he’s been having to confront Simon and maybe Bobby doesn’t want to have put  a hit out on Simon, who knows.

An insider told the Huffington post, “Her daughter is in college and it’s time to take her parents on the cruise of a lifetime they have always wanted to do. Plus the success of her Skweez Couture and other deals she has coming up are a full-time job.” Since Bobby sugar daddies Jill she doesn’t need the 265k a year she earns making an ass of herself on the Housewives and this last season the ratings were not as good as previous seasons.“The ‘New York’ show has been super successful but next season will never top the numbers they have now and after the failures of D.C. and Miami shows, everyone thinks the high point of the franchise is behind them not in front of them,”. And the insider added, “Everything has to come to an end. And the reunion show Part 2 ratings were very disappointing.” Good news for Jill is that her sausage encasing, shape- wear was picked up by major outlets so she won’t be needing the money, and I’m sure Bravo will have no problem finding another hateful spoiled skank to replace Jill, since they  seem to come a dime a dozen, that is, if they keep the Housewives franchise going.

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After Jilliousy chewed Ramonzon’s head off for bringing up the Countless’  “weekend parenting” we are back for more bitch slapping and all that good shit. LuAnn is fuming because she says that Ramonzon talks to every Tom, Dick, Harry and belligerent homeless wino in New York city about LuMan’s parenting skills (or lack there off). Ramona says she didn’t say shit about that bitch and LuMan hisses at Gonzo for not sticking up for the Countless when Ramonzon was running her fat mouth. Gonzo tries to say she stuck up for LuMan, but wasn’t caught on film.

Andy asks Ramona why she is trying to blame Avery for turning down LuMan’s music video and why she is trying to say Avery is embarrassed of Ramona being on a tranni music video when the bitch served alcohol at Avery’s sweet sixteen and tried to highjack her party by turning it into Ramona’s drunken Cincuentanera bash 2010. Yep, that shit exist that’s what one of my readers told me. Go ahed and google it.

LuMan brings up the embarrassing massage Ramona gave her “husband’s hairy chest” on TV and questions how can Avery NOT be embarrassed by that, but is embarrassed of her mother appearing in LuMan’s desperation mid-life crises video. Jill decides to demonstrate the dramatics by grabbing Kelly’s Behemoth’s gorilla size feet and proceeds to massage them while making X-rated moaning sounds. I don’t understand why Ramonzon doesn’t just admit she didn’t want to do the video with the Countless because she can’t stand that beast. Andy asks Ramonzon if Avery was embarrassed by the massage she gave Mario on TV and Ramonzon says she was a “little” embarrassed. Yeah just like we are supposed to believe it was all Avery that forbid Ramona from appearing in the video, we are also expected to believe that she was just a “little” embarrassed by the massage. LuMan brings up a good point and asks Ramonzon how it is that she refused to do the music video because it was slutty, yet she invites sixteen year old Avery to join the burlesque underwear shopping and invites her to the dirty bird Sonja show?  After stuttering and pulling out a lame ass answer out of her ass, Ramona says it’s because it was a “private party”. So? That’s like saying because she invited her daughter to an orgy since it was a “private orgy” it’s ok. Right? EEEWWWWUUUOOKAYY THEN?!!

Miss Andy asks LuMan why she went into super confrontational asshole mode this season and why is she up Jill’s ass and defending Jill. Alex yells it’s because LuMan has  enough “dirt” on LuMan to fill a “landfill”. Jill calls Alex a bitch, but spells it out because small children may be watching?  What? OK!? What about all the shit these bitches were saying earlier?

Then, we see a diarrhea trail of clips with Jilliousy saying she is a “changed woman” and staying out of drama followed by scenes with Jill running her fat mouth about everybody’s business, and talking about EVERYBODY! From who is how old and where Cindy’s babies’ daddy is, to calling Alex a ‘fucking bitch’ for socializing above her level and pretty much just trying to insert herself into the drama like a fucking tapeworm crawling up a fat persons ass. Jill then gives a lame ass explanation about how she is blatantly “honest” and doesn’t give a crap what anybody thinks because she is not trying to do it to be mean she is doing it because she is repeating whatever Ramona has been saying all these years I AM WHAT I AM LIKE IT OR NOT I’M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN TOOT TOOT!! Ramona can’t believe this bitch has now crossed over to using Ramoner’s excuses for acting like a complete asshole to people’s faces for stupid reasons. Ramona was sitting there mumbling, bitch find your own excuses! I think the only thing that changed with Jilliousy this season is that she has learned to be a bigger irritating asshole who found other ways to use more useless excuses to be a complete bitch, so yeah she’s changed, for the worst! Jill tries to say that the grudge she has with Ramona is deeper and longer than the Bethenny grudge and she doesn’t think she can forgive Ramona. WTFUCK? Bitch you don’t make sense! Ramonzon is right when someone is doing better and has more money than Jill she gets “Jilliousy” and goes into full-fledged hurricane level bitch mode.

Gonzo confronts Jilliousy about the shit she talked about Gonzo when she did her disturbing dirty bird burlesque performance. And Jill tries to deny it and says that Gonzo was attacking all of them by calling them “bitches”. Gonzo then admits it by calling them “bitches” again. HA HA HA!!!  Jill says that she was just kidding and being cute when she made fun of Gonzo’s horrific performance! That’s just like saying she went up to Sonja’s plate of toaster oven weiner-dinner and farted on it, but since she was being funny it’s all good and forgiven.

Then Jill starts bitching at Alex for wearing white to the wedding and what a bitch she is for socializing at a party that’s below her social climbing lying ass, plus all the shit she talks about the Hamptons. Alex says she only used to go to the Hampton’s to get acting jobs. Kelly busts up laughing and the brunettes asks Alex what movies she was on? After stuttering and making some shit up, duh I was the duuuh, tree in that one movie eerrr… She gets laughed at some more. Andy asks Jill if she ever admits when she is wrong and surprisingly Jill apologizes to Alex for calling her a bitch, just to clean the slate so she can insult her minutes later with brand new crispy insults.

Alex screams at the brunettes and points at all of them yelling “IF I WAS TRYING TO SOCIALICE ABOVE MY LEVEL I WOULD STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL A LIABILITY!” Bigfoot Kelly again, bust up laughing this time she asks Alex “ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK?” Yeah, she is bitch and you both share the same dealer remember?

Next, more Ramonzon and her addiction to Pinot Del Borracho we get to see clips of “junkie” Ramona demanding Pinot and almost going into “heroin addict” level seizures if no Pinot available. FUCKING WINO!

Ramonzon then accuses Jill of being an alcoholic that had to attend AA meetings and Jill loses her shit denying it and saying she went to AA to support a friend. Who Jill Zarin? Was that the friends name?

Gonzo and Alex stick up for Ramonzon and say she is not an alcoholic since the bitch only drinks one case of vino not three like Jill accuses her of; making Ramona only a drunkaholic which is better! SEE!

Jilliousy jumps on Ramonzon for the comment she made about Jilliousy’s step daughter being “deformed” and Ramonzon tries to defend it saying that means “blemish”. Then, Andy pressures her crazy ass to apologize to Jill’s daughter and surprisingly she does and she spews out a nice apology, but right after that pause to apologize to the innocent the war continues.

Ramona keeps getting stomped on for being a “functioning alcoholic” like Kelly calls her and Ramona finally admits to being a fucking drunk and says she is very happy with her addiction because she has a lot of energy and is a successful business owner eighteen years married and blah, blah, blah. I think all these bitches  need to be thrown together in a paper bag and go to Asshole-holic Anonymous.

Alex bitches at the Countless for calling her ass “Herman Munster shoes” and for correcting  everyone about having “Class” like a matronly prison guard and the other bitches are all six year old inmates. LuAss doesn’t give a shit and just sits there laughing at Alex like she is a dumb ass.

Kelly takes credit for the  ”Herman Munster shoes” and berates Alex for making poor fashion choices.

REALLY?! REALLY BITCH?? SO YOU’RE THE FASHION POLICE NOW??  I guess she made herself in charge of telling the other bitch how to dress when the only place her and Alex (also!) should be modeling those getups Kelly wears with no pants and the S&M crack-whore dress Alex had on at the party is at the runway (isles) of People Of Walmart.

Look at these bitches they both forgot to wear pants that day!

Here’s Kelly wearing her new running out in traffic outfit when she goes out to score some alley meth.

We also found out that Alex gave her nasty ass dress to LuAss and she donated it to some shelter cause or another and now a homeless bum is wearing it while searching for spare cans in the trash.

LuMan admits  and slips out that when her ass marries Peppi LaPoopie she will be giving up the Countess title. Peppi LaPoopie is probably  swimming  back all the way to France in fear by now. LuMan also says she is butt hurt the blonde bitches refused to be on her music video, but she should be happy because at least Kelly Behemoth sharted throughout the video leaving her Bigfoot asshole aroma to decorate it.

Next they all talk shit about Simon and what an asshole he is for mean tweeting. The bitches asks Alex if she is aware of Simon’s tweets and she says she sees like only 90% of his tweets, but not the other 10% where he tweets Miss Andy at midnight and tells him what a purty mouth he ass and how he would like to strech it! EEEWWW!!! OLD DRAG QUEENS!

And now let’s talk about the Morocco trip and why Ramonzon, LuMan and the rest of these Housewives are permanently 86th from Morocco and are not allowed to travel there anymore. EVER! That camel that tried to kill LuMan already told the other camels to watch out for these hags and if they come back they’re getting camel stomped and not just LuMan this time. That camel knew exactly what it was doing! LuMan gets all defensive about playing matronly prison guard and making everyone miserable with her dictator actions at the Morocco vacation. See that’s why the camel wanted to throw her off it’s back and pee on her and I wish it would of.

Ramonzon gets asked why she got these bitches 86th from Morocco with her rude comments and she proceeds to double insult that country by saying some crazy statistics about how it is a crappy third world dusty bowl. LuMan laughs her ass off about that insult since she is not over there right now where they would chop her penis off for laughing at shit like that.

Miss Andy asks Gonzo if she is racist for not trusting people with her luggage in another country and she gives him some lame answer, Miss Andy brings up how Gonzo doesn’t seem well-traveled because she acts ignorant like she hasn’t gotten out of the woods much. Sonja tries to defend that by saying that even when she visited the “Royal Palace” she was paranoid they were going to steal her luggage. This bitch doesn’t quit does she?!

Dumb ass Alex gets asked why she is such a nerd and got her ass beat in Morocco for no reason other than trying to fight Ramonzon’s battles to desperately kiss her ass while Ramona ran around with her real best friend Gonzo laughing her ass off  and getting blitz. Alex sits there like a doofus acting like she jumped in that mosh pit of snakes for her own pleasure. Sure bitch, sure whatever you say. Alex then calls LuMan a “thug in a cocktail dress” and offers her a T-shirt. LuAss laughs at her for selling T-shirts at the swap-meet like a loser, but Alex doesn’t care because she is going to make 120 million from those T-shirts. Jilliousy goes into a yelling tirade at Alex and yells at her repeatedly “I don’t care about you!”.

They also show the clip where Kelly was fucking  with Alex’s head when she told her to close her eyes. HA HA HA HA!!! I can’t believe she let that bitch stick her dick in her ear and mindfuck her sideways like that!  HA HA HA HA!!!! See Alex you can’t go up against beast like these on your own, you needed Bethenny there if Beth was theres that shit would of never happened because she made Kelly feel intimidated and stupid and it would of being Beth and Alex fucking with Kelly. And because Kelly only knows like two large words and she has to repeat them constantly to establish her credibility that she is an intelligent human and not a shaved ape like we all thought, she starts calling Alex “inauthentic” again, and again plus a “bad actress” because I guess in her pea brain she thinks that they are all on a scripted TV show. Then they all lose their shit into a full-blowned bitching tirade again like a bunch of “chicken heads” like Cindy calls them.

Miss Andy asks Ramona about Mario’s infidelities and reads an email that questions the fortune teller and Mario’s suspicious OH SHIT! reactions when Ramoner told him the whole fortune-teller prediction . Ramona sits there denying that shit and says she doesn’t believe what the fortune-teller told her, she says that Mario is a good guy and he is faithful to her even the time he porked that hoochie over the  pool table. Alex jumps in and says Simon also joined taking turns in the pool table gang-bang  and he totally wasn’t at the gay bar (later that night) because he is a “straight man”. HA HA HA HA!!!

Then Andy reads another viewer email about Alex’s droopy ass floppy “brawles” boobs and ask if she ever wears a “brawer”.  Alex points out that she is wearing one now.

Andy asks Cindy if her ass even knows her children’s name and she screams I HAVE A NANNY THAT SLEEPS WITH ME! Ok I didn’t see that one coming!

Andy then asks LuAnn if the Count knows her new boyfriend  Jacques Azoulay is Jewish? Does he know Jill is Jewish? Because LuAnn gets in bed with that bitch too. Cindy was confused about the comment, bitch didn’t watch last season.

We also find out that LuMan and her man go to the same barber shop to get their head done.

Andy saves the best question of the night for last  “How do you feel that Bethenny is worth 10 times more than all of you combined?”  LuMan tries to say some stupid bullshit about how Bethenny is still catching up to their money. Bitch she left your old ass in the dust, by like 40 million dollars looong ago! Jilliousy spews out all pissed off a obvious jealous comment that she doesn’t count Bethenny’s money. Finally none of them can take the jealousy anymore and all the bitches explode into a massive splatter of excrement. Poor Miss Andy will never be the same!

Ya habibi Bitches!

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It was a very happy day for Bethenny Frankel when her bony ass sold her Skinny Girl Margarita brand for 120 million. She had not even finished popping the champagne bottles when ex- managers that supposedly made deals with her, came out of the woods with one hand out, and  the other one  swinging a lawyer at her like a baseball bat demanding almost all of her fortune.  From TVGuide:

Frankel signed with APA that August and orally agreed to commission Wald as her personal manager, which would entail paying Raw Talent 10 percent of her earnings, according to the suit. Frankel sought out his advice about how to make more money from the Skinnygirl cocktail and expressed that “any agreement relating to the exploitation of the Skinnygirl Cocktail Brand would be commissionable,” the suit claims.

Wald alleges that he helped Frankel meet David Kanbar, a liquor industry vet, who then put together a business plan for a company that would use Frankel’s persona to help market the brand. The company would then sell the brand in two years for a sizable profit.

However, Frankel fired Wald in November 2008 just days before signing her contract to market Skinnygirl. Frankel and Kanbar later sold the company in March (as shown on Monday’s season finale of her Bravo series) in what THR estimated to be a $120 million deal.

Raw Talent now claims that it is owed 10 percent of that deal — approximately $12 million — plus $100 million in punitive damages. “Notwithstanding her clear and unambiguous agreement and obligation to pay Raw Talent its 10 percent commission, Frankel now refuses,” the lawsuit says, according to THR.

The suit alleges causes of action for fraud, breach of oral contract, among other counts.

This is like winning the lottery and having every asshole and their grandma pounding at your door asking for a handout. Except in this case they’re not asking. They’re trying to rip  Bethenny’s money out of her hand by lawsuit. And what is more ridiculous is, that not is even only like 20 million or maybe 40. NO! Is almost the whole damn thing! That she very intelligently whored herself for! Good grief!

Well my Skinny Bitch is not going to  bend over and let these pricks screw her with no lube. And I hope not. She told People Magazine:

“Unfortunately, one of the signs of success is being the subject of frivolous lawsuits, like this one.”

Bethenny is punching back and will not be bullied, so they better get ready for Bethenny to go Hurricane Katrina on their asses when she slaps them with a counter-suit  for being clowns and wasting her time:

“This is simply someone with his hand out, who did nothing to earn it, and I am not going to be bullied,” …”We are exploring all of our options, including filing counterclaims against these people.”

But I still think her Skinny ass needs to eat something.