The super vocal Bethenny Frankel had a very rough last year after she hit the Jackpot with her Skinny Girl Brand and everyone and their mama decided to sue her. More bad news emerged for Bethenny when she tried to start her own talk show and was turned down for having “diarrhea of the mouth” syndrome.

But, it seems that Bethenny will still get her way because the powers that be are going to give her,  her own talk show after all (Ala Jerry Springer hopefully!) Since she got herself a magic godmother named Ellen Degeneres  who will be a co-executive producer and will be helping Bethenny make her talk show dream come true along with the help of some big wig stations. Bethenny’s new show will premiere in June 2012. Bethenny will also be ending her Bethenny Ever After Show this February to make room for her upcoming talk show (supposedly, but methinks it’s also Mr. Bethenny Frankel who is not happy about the idea of their dirty chones being aired.)

Earlier this week Bethenny wrote on her blog, “I have exciting news for you guys! The queen of too much information is coming to DAYTIME! It is going to be an exciting journey and I can’t wait for you to join me,”

Bethenny’s show is supposed to premiere on Fox next summer. She added, “Thanks for being so loyal and supportive, without you, this wouldn’t be happening. See you all this summer on Fox!”

Lately Bethenny has also been running her mouth about Jason’s dick “cobwebs” plus other lack of fuck-session problems, and he is not very happy about that shit. In addition to Jason being pissed, Bethenny herself is fuming also because of the drama with her mother and all that fun shit involved.

A friend of Jason’s told Chicago Sun Times that Jason is , “absolutely enraged by Bethenny publicly talking about their sex life and personal problems — and by the nerve of her estranged mother selling a divorce story about them to one of the supermarket magazines.” The source says that all these allegations from Bethenny’s mother are false, “and [Bernadette] clearly has no clue about what’s really going on in Bethenny’s life — let alone her marriage,”

Bethenny has admitted that she is going through extensive therapy to save her marriage she says, “I’ve always been good at business,” and admits she sucks at relationships “but I’ve always struggled with relationships.”

Also a long time obvious frienemy of Bethenny’s says that Bethenny doesn’t give two shits about Jason, “She’s all about money and business and doesn’t give a crap about Jason.”

What da ya’ Bitches think does Jason have the right to be pissed about Bethenny’s big motormouth and her mother’s involvement in spewing nasty gossip about their married life? I think he does!

Although shit has been going wrong for my crazy ass Bethenny Frankel,  she will be gracing the cover of People Magazine Christmas Special.  It seems that ever since Bethenny rose to the top and disclosed the amount of money she received for her Skinny Girl Margarita she has been hounded by lawsuits and all kinds of assholes with their hand out trying to get at her money. The bullshit doesn’t stop there, Bethenny also tried her hand as talk show host, but the networks refused her that spot saying she is too loud and crazy plus needs to slow her ass down. I call bullshit on that maybe her ass should have a talk show ala Jerry Springer style and during reunion time she should take Miss Andy’s place because I know she would call those bitches out. That would be ultra!

Recently an article popped up on the NY Post were a “media observer” (Jill’s minions?) spewed out  that it was all Bethenny’s influence that got Jill fired and that not only is Bethenny a master manipulator puppeteer, but also PT Barnum. “She had done a reality show, with Martha Stewart’s ‘The Apprentice,’ before any of the other housewives, so she was always 10 beats ahead,” this so called insider also states that Bethenny slept around to get ahead. “She dated WireImage’s photographer Kevin Mazur and made sure to get pictures on the red carpet before anyone knew who she was. She is the best publicist-marketer-hustler I’ve ever seen. She is PT Barnum. But the sad thing is the amount of people she’s thrown under the bus to get to where she is.”

The same insider also states that Bethenny is in the habit of chewing people up and then spitting them out when they are no use to her “One of the lessons that Bethenny could stand to learn is that a lot of times when she doesn’t have a use for someone, she lets the relationship fall by the wayside and then they burn her,” When Jill was asked what she thinks about Bethenny’s brand her response was “It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to launch a brand,” then she adds “I hope she sees [the bad press] as a mere bump in the road and chalks it up to a lesson learned. Everyone makes mistakes but it is how you handle it that defines you.” Really? Really bitch is that how YOU handle things?

Jill The article goes on to says that Bethenny is a big pain in the ass “Being around her is like having chest pains,” and adds that Bethenny likes to scream a lot and keep everyone on edge “She is a horrible, horrible screamer. Every person around her is feeling the anxiety. She goes from 0 to 60 in a second. You open the door, and you have no idea. It could be a storm, it could be a dozen roses.”

And to stay relevant  and in the spotlight former cast member Simon van Kempen put his 2cents in and said that Bethenny is “quite a troubled soul,” Simon states that him and Bethenny didn’t always see eye to eye, but he still fells she is being unfairly criticized “Bethenny and I have certainly had cross words back in the three seasons when she was on ‘Housewives,’ ” he says. “She’s a very forceful woman, very opinionated. But it’s a bit cowardly for people to come out of the woodwork now when she’s had some bad press and kick her when she’s down.”

And according to another gossip columnist Bethenny knows how to pull the strings  and manipulate Andy who apparently she’s had in her pocket for the whole time she’s been working for Bravo because supposedly she gets special privileges “she pulled Andy’s strings like a master puppeteer,” the same insider states that Bethenny’s days are numbered and that Miss Bravo and the rest of the Bravo family are getting sick of her and about to pull the plug. “The minute she stops being viable for Andy and making money, he’ll walk away from her just like he walked away from everyone else,” the insider also includes that people on Bethenny’s payroll are getting tired with her demands “More, more, more, mine, mine, mine.” And supposedly the producers feel Bethenny has worn out her Bravo welcome. “I hate to say it, but as one of the producers from the show told me: ‘We’re just hoping it’s going to be, “Bethenny’s Getting a Divorce?” says the insider. “Because how long can this go on for?”

After, the towboat guy that helped Bethenny and her crew get back to shore called her a liar and a fat mouth, Bethenny fired back and went on “Today” on Tuesday to defend the statements she made regarding her “Lost at Sea” episode.

Bethenny went particularly crazy after the media and the Internet for the discrepancies regarding the amount she got for selling her Skinnygirl brand and the interview with towboat guy Tim Russell:

“There are certain people and certain bloggers…they want something to be wrong. They want it to be that I lie or cheat or I must have done if I can have this success,” “I don’t care about who’s writing garbage,” she says. “I think that we’re in world now where people believe the last thing they’ve seen on a computer and other people pick up these cancers.”

Bethenny states her and her crew were in real trouble when they were stranded out. She also announced she is putting a gag order on Tim Russell:

“My sound guy doesn’t know how to swim,” she adds “They lost a lot of the tapes because of salt damage…The towboat man who accused me of lying has been put on a gag order because what he’s effectively saying is that we called the Coast Guard. It’s like calling 911 without an emergency. I’d be in jail probably.”

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Despite recent Huffington Post reports that came out about Bethenny Frankel and her Skinnygirl Brand selling for 8.1 million which is way  less than the 120 million that was initially reported. Bethenny and Forbes are firing back disputing the Huff Post article. The full article was later removed and replaced with apologies for posting bullshit. Here is what they posted:

CORRECTION: Our reporter misread the $8.1 million figure in the financial documents. As Forbes points out, the number refers to the amount of Skinnygirl attributed to goodwill, not the total purchase price. We regret the error.

According to Forbes Bethenny laughs at the stupid suggestion that her brand sold for a measly 8.1 million.

“Come on. That it could be the fastest growing booze brand on the market and have sold for that little is just preposterous,” she says. “I’m going to be paying a hell of a lot more than $8.1 million in taxes.”

“Come on. That it could be the fastest growing booze brand on the market and have sold for that little is just preposterous,” she says. “I’m going to be paying a hell of a lot more than $8.1 million in taxes.”

The total Bethenny got for her Skinnygirl Brand is a matter of debate since there is a lot of complicated mumble jumbo, and contingent transaction shit that only a financial analyst would fully understand. But bottom line is 8.1 million only represents a goodwill value attributed to the brand.

 “The $8.1 million was just the amount of intangible assets purchased in the Skinnygirl transaction, essentially the amount Beam paid for the Skinnygirl brand rights—not the total purchase price,” says Morningstar analyst R.J. Hottovy, who follows the company and worked with us on our original reporting.

The Forbes article also states that every regular Joe six-pack isn’t equipped to understand celebrity finances. 

In Shuter’s defense, figuring out celebrity finances isn’t for everyone, and the company is completely opaque about the deal. The actual price they paid for Skinnygirl is nowhere to be found in the 10-Q. Frankel won’t publicly say what it is, citing a confidentially agreement, nor will Beam, arguing that it’s done all it needs to do under generally accepted accounting rules. “We will continue to disclose accounting data as required to be included in financial filings,” says Beam Global spokeswoman Paula Erickson, “but do not expect that a black-and-white lump sum ‘purchase price’ figure will be made available. Suffice to say, this was not an $8.1 million acquisition.”

On page 5 of the 10-Q,for instance, Beam lists $39 million for acquisitions in the second quarter of 2011. “The only deal they announced over that period was Skinnygirl,” says Hottovy. “This means [Beam] paid at least that much for Skinnygirl [during that period].” He adds that there may be additional elements to the deal not accounted for or visible in company filings, including stock options that could bring Frankel additional long-term returns.

In addition to up-front payments for the acquisition of Skinnygirl, Frankel had told Forbes that she’d get what she called “on-going back end”—payments based on how well Skinnygirl’s cocktails sold after Beam took control. These kind of earn-outs are called “contingent consideration” in accountant-speak and are common in deals where the acquirer wants to incentivize the seller to stick around and help keep the business on track.

Honestly, I think in the end whether Bethenny got 100 million or 120 million and is getting some of it now because that is how much her brand is making now, and later she is getting the whole enchilada with stocks and other payments that she is getting at different stages of the transaction, totalling around 100 million dollars or more in her lifetime, who gives a crap. This bitch still got a shitload of money for going on this trainwreck show hustling her bony-loud-mouthed ass and coming up with her Brand and selling that gold mine. She used her famewhoring for good not evil, so God bless her crazy lying I-got-stranded-at-sea-ass. You’re lucky I still love you Bethenny. BITCH!

Back in September Bethenny Frankel and her crew got lost at sea and needed to be rescued by the Coast Guard:

According to a post on Forbes Real Rich Bitch and Brand New Millionaires Bethenny Frankel (I can’t help it I love that bitch even if she is psycho!) was an unforgettable force of nature that could not be ignored even though she is no longer part of the cast Bethenny’s name was still mentioned over and over, during the reunion (her ears were ringing super loud that night). But unfortunately for the RHONYC since Beth left, this last season’s ratings fell lower than previous and Bravo executives are thinking about recasting the whole skank platoon and getting in some new blood.Click here to read a Forbes article about Bethenny.

I know a lot of you bitches don’t like Beth, but I do, (I’m still going to clown on her) there is something about her that’s admirable and even though she seems to flip out over the stupidest things I still can’t help, (hell, I’ve flipped out over stupid crap too before!) but admire her for being able to make the most out of her experience while swimming in the shark infested turd-sewers of reality TV and in the end she is the bitch that won the game in my eyes at least, who came into the show admitting she was a broke ass and one paycheck away from being homeless and ended up winning the 120 million dollar realtity TV lottery. While most of the other skanks have done the total opposite and bragged, bragged and bragged about how much their hubbies spoil them and all the stupid unnecessary shit they buy just to have the seams holding their faux-plush-lifestyle come apart and be exposed in the end for the brokes ass fronters they are.

And speaking of Bravo recasting these nut-bags according to another article Jill Zarin was spotted having dinner at Savanna in Southhampton where someone was eavesdropping and supposedly they heard Bobby tell Jill that it would NOT be a good idea for her to return to the trainwreck sideshow that is the Housewives. “Bobby made it clear that it was Jill’s decision but couldn’t understand what she would have to gain from returning to a fifth season,”. Maybe he is getting tired of getting dragged into her bitch slapping, gossip spats and lately he’s been having to confront Simon and maybe Bobby doesn’t want to have put  a hit out on Simon, who knows.

An insider told the Huffington post, “Her daughter is in college and it’s time to take her parents on the cruise of a lifetime they have always wanted to do. Plus the success of her Skweez Couture and other deals she has coming up are a full-time job.” Since Bobby sugar daddies Jill she doesn’t need the 265k a year she earns making an ass of herself on the Housewives and this last season the ratings were not as good as previous seasons.“The ‘New York’ show has been super successful but next season will never top the numbers they have now and after the failures of D.C. and Miami shows, everyone thinks the high point of the franchise is behind them not in front of them,”. And the insider added, “Everything has to come to an end. And the reunion show Part 2 ratings were very disappointing.” Good news for Jill is that her sausage encasing, shape- wear was picked up by major outlets so she won’t be needing the money, and I’m sure Bravo will have no problem finding another hateful spoiled skank to replace Jill, since they  seem to come a dime a dozen, that is, if they keep the Housewives franchise going.

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It’s all fun and games until shit gets real. And it looks like it’s getting real ridiculous right now with the Real House Bitches of New York who apparently are at each others throat for REAL now.

These ho’s may have to be replaced according to insiders who are saying there is too much drama going on, “Things have gotten so bad that producers are worried that this cast can no longer film together,”.  And the drama has really turned ugly now because these bitches won’t let anything go,“All the ladies have long memories and will not let the smallest thing go. The level of hatred at the moment is so high that it’s toxic and all consuming. It doesn’t make for good TV drama. Now it’s just petty and sad.”

Jill Zarin is especially pissed off and feels that she is getting ganged up on by the IHJZ blog. According to the insider the other housewives have met with the owner of the site and support the blog. This especially infuriates Jill, “This is nothing short of cyber-bullying, when your address is put out online and readers are encouraged to send condolence cards,” according to a friend of Jill, “This sort of behavior should be rejected by all the cast members, no matter how hot disagreements get on the show. It has stopped being a TV fight and is now a real life battle that is unacceptable.”

Ramona Singer openly admits she supports the site, “Its a goof, spoof, you can’t take it seriously,” She also says she don’t let the shit posted online get to her . “If I took all the negative things that were written about me — you need to have a sense a humor!” she says she likes the site,  “I think [the hate site] is right-on and perceptive,”

Ramona says she admits she supports the site and is NOT distancing herself from it despite it’s name. Bethenny Frankel also admits she supports the IHJZ site and follows it on Twitter. The source adds, “Of the eleven people Bethenny follows on twitter, yes just eleven, the founder of the site is one,” and “Bethenny doesn’t support or follow anyone from Bravo, not even Andy Cohen, who cast her and made her rich and famous, yet she does follow a person who spills hate.”

Is it possible that there is too much drama going on and it’s becoming disturbing but how?

Also according to HollywoodLife.com Cindy Barshop and Alex Mccord will not be returning next season. If the rumor it’s true then that means that Bravo already started cleaning house and taking out the “gaw-bage”. In the same post it states that the Real Housewives Of Miami Lice has been renewed for a second season and Miss Andy is looking for new cities to cast despite statements he made earlier that he would not be looking for new House-ho’s to pimp out.

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Huffingtonpost and HollywoodLife

Thanks to all my readers for the heads up on this gossip!

 Check out the video above, it was hilarious and horrifying at the same time!

Remember Lizzie Grubman?  The woman that Ashley Holmes works for (for free), remember when Ashley flipped out in front of her and Jacqueline in that one episode because she has to drive to the city to her no pay-job and that’s why her step dad bought her a car (again). Well, that bitch declined an offer to be on Real Housewives of New York, because they can’t film you snorting lines of meth according to her she is too busy running over people with a car her PR firm and having a life to do this bullshit show.

Bravo is thinking about replacing the whole skank team with new fresh hotter meat. So that is exactly why I don’t understand why they asked Lizzie Grubman’ to join in the first place? WTF?

When she made her appearance on that one episode with Ashley she looked like she had been up for eight nights straight, with her nose in a mirror taking breaks every now and then by picking the scabs off her face.

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Also in other news because Kelly Looney Tunes is crazy I guess that bitch is saying she misses Bethenny Frankel now, and she is happy that Bethenny is doing well. THE FUCK? 

Here is what she told Eonline:
 

 Well I guess that’s good, maybe she stopped taking the chemical jelly beans and just went granola and that calms the psycho.

This was some fucked up shit that happened to this little baby and I hope that sick bitch Casey rots in hell with the devil.  You all don’t even know how disgusted I am with this verdict that every time I think about it I want to throw up!

This one time  the Housewives as well as myself and all my readers agree with their feelings of disgust over this bullshit verdict.

Check out the tweets the housewives blasted out after the Casey Anthony verdict:

Bethenny Frankel – “I’m so disgusted by the verdict that I’m almost consumed by it.”

Ramona Singer– “A very sad day that justice was not served for Caylee. Please let that poor little baby rest in peace.”

Caroline Manzo – “The defense team should show some kind of respect for this poor baby. Now is not the time for arrogance….. Jackass”

Teresa Giudice– “So insane to be in FL w Gia when Casey Anthony verdict comes out… As a mom of 4 beautiful girls, I just can’t… #disgusting #RIPCaylee”

Melissa Gorga – “Shame on you Casey… Bye….”

Kyle Richards - “So exactly WHO IS responsible for dumping Caylee’s lifeless body away like trash? nobody?”

Jill Zarin– “I can NOT believe Casey Anthony was found NOT GUILTY! What..the glove didn’t fit? The is terrible. I am SHOCKED.”

R.I.P. Caylee.