The Real Housewives Twitter Their Opinions On The Casey Anthony Case

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This was some fucked up shit that happened to this little baby and I hope that sick bitch Casey rots in hell with the devil.  You all don’t even know how disgusted I am with this verdict that every time I think about it I want to throw up!

This one time  the Housewives as well as myself and all my readers agree with their feelings of disgust over this bullshit verdict.

Check out the tweets the housewives blasted out after the Casey Anthony verdict:

 

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Bethenny Frankel – “I’m so disgusted by the verdict that I’m almost consumed by it.”

 

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Ramona Singer– “A very sad day that justice was not served for Caylee. Please let that poor little baby rest in peace.”

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Caroline Manzo – “The defense team should show some kind of respect for this poor baby. Now is not the time for arrogance….. Jackass”

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Teresa Giudice– “So insane to be in FL w Gia when Casey Anthony verdict comes out… As a mom of 4 beautiful girls, I just can’t… #disgusting #RIPCaylee”

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Melissa Gorga – “Shame on you Casey… Bye….”

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Kyle Richards - “So exactly WHO IS responsible for dumping Caylee’s lifeless body away like trash? nobody?”

 

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Jill Zarin– “I can NOT believe Casey Anthony was found NOT GUILTY! What..the glove didn’t fit? The is terrible. I am SHOCKED.”

 

R.I.P. Caylee.

Real Housewives Of New York Jill Zarin Pissed Off That Everyone Hates Jill Zarin

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On the last wreckage of RHONY, ‘Bawby’ confronted Simon about the I Hate Jill Zarin blog and accused him of somehow being involved with the blog to promote the I Hate Jill Zarin hate campaign. Simon denies his involvement with this blog and says that the only contact him and Alex  have ever had with the person who owns the blog was back in June 2010 at a meet and greet in Chicago.

Here is what Simon posted on his Bravo blog in response to this:

I don’t know how that translates into Simon or me being investors, content writers, posters, or even members of the blog. We don’t own it, we don’t have money in it. We don’t write for it. There is a link on the blog to a recap of the Chicago fan event held for us with pictures, and as the blog covers the whole Housewives franchise, we along with all other cast membersare regularly discussed on it. That doesn’t mean we are doing the discussing.”

Ramona also had something to say about the confrontation and the blog:

“Bobby had a heated discussion with Simon about a blog at the party.
Simon has no involvement with it whatsoever. I find the author of that blog to be very amusing and dead on in her critiques. Why is Jill always pointing fingers?”

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Jill who cries that she is the constant victim of bullying is now saying that Simon has been blasting out hatefull tweets about her, but the only bitchy tweets I see are the ones from Jill being an asshole.

Here are some real good tweets that the blog Realitytea dug out:

  • Mixed message? Your a hypocrite!” tweeted Jill about Ramona on June 23rd.
  • “Just watched next weeks episode. It’s like soft porn. Gross!!! Then Luann takes down a housewife. Want to guess who? Such great episode!” tweetedJill on June 11th.
  • “We r dying laughing watching Ramona fake cry.” tweetedJill June 9th.
  • “She is just using me to try to get more twitter followers. Desperate move don’t u think? She did that with b too. Sad.” tweetedJill on June 5th.
  • “I agree its gross.RT @jlrtweets101665 “@Jillzarin I think RHONY has become a 1 hour advertisement for Ramona’s beverage and it is becoming very very annoying.”” tweetedJill on June 5th.
  • “Actually a producer!RT @KNeddie “@Jillzarin didn’t ramona hit a cameraman during filming?” tweetedJill June 2nd.
  • “I think so too!RT @AbbieLLear “@Jillzarin what a selfish heartless bitch..Ramona is a prime example of bullying! I would be mortified if I were Avery! Jennifer is GORGEOUS.” tweetedJill May 20th.
  • “What did I do that hurt Ramona to her face. She publicly attacked me. Big difference, you admit u put your foot in mouth and that’s ok?” tweetedJill May 19th.

Jillious has gotten so ridiculous and out of control, that according to the owner of the IHJZ blog,  she has even blocked people who followed the IHJZ blog on Twitter.  I think that the IHJZ blog is the least of Jill’s worries, everyone hates that bitch already anyways, the blog didn’t make people hate her. Jill’s actions and shitty ways make people hate her.

Plus everyone knows how she pays ‘cyber bullies’ to go on peoples blogs and leave nasty ass messages (she does that shit  here too all the time) and the bitch thinks that we’re all stupid and don’t know it’s her. Meanwhile she makes herself look stupid and become more hated by having assholes post nasty shit to bloggers, while we get more traffic and laugh at her ass so it all works out in the end. So thank you Jillious!

Bethenny Frankel’s Fortune Of 120 Million Threatened By Lawsuit

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It was a very happy day for Bethenny Frankel when her bony ass sold her Skinny Girl Margarita brand for 120 million. She had not even finished popping the champagne bottles when ex- managers that supposedly made deals with her, came out of the woods with one hand out, and  the other one  swinging a lawyer at her like a baseball bat demanding almost all of her fortune.  From TVGuide:

Frankel signed with APA that August and orally agreed to commission Wald as her personal manager, which would entail paying Raw Talent 10 percent of her earnings, according to the suit. Frankel sought out his advice about how to make more money from the Skinnygirl cocktail and expressed that “any agreement relating to the exploitation of the Skinnygirl Cocktail Brand would be commissionable,” the suit claims.

Wald alleges that he helped Frankel meet David Kanbar, a liquor industry vet, who then put together a business plan for a company that would use Frankel’s persona to help market the brand. The company would then sell the brand in two years for a sizable profit.

However, Frankel fired Wald in November 2008 just days before signing her contract to market Skinnygirl. Frankel and Kanbar later sold the company in March (as shown on Monday’s season finale of her Bravo series) in what THR estimated to be a $120 million deal.

Raw Talent now claims that it is owed 10 percent of that deal — approximately $12 million — plus $100 million in punitive damages. “Notwithstanding her clear and unambiguous agreement and obligation to pay Raw Talent its 10 percent commission, Frankel now refuses,” the lawsuit says, according to THR.

The suit alleges causes of action for fraud, breach of oral contract, among other counts.

This is like winning the lottery and having every asshole and their grandma pounding at your door asking for a handout. Except in this case they’re not asking. They’re trying to rip  Bethenny’s money out of her hand by lawsuit. And what is more ridiculous is, that not is even only like 20 million or maybe 40. NO! Is almost the whole damn thing! That she very intelligently whored herself for! Good grief!

Well my Skinny Bitch is not going to  bend over and let these pricks screw her with no lube. And I hope not. She told People Magazine:

“Unfortunately, one of the signs of success is being the subject of frivolous lawsuits, like this one.”

Bethenny is punching back and will not be bullied, so they better get ready for Bethenny to go Hurricane Katrina on their asses when she slaps them with a counter-suit  for being clowns and wasting her time:

“This is simply someone with his hand out, who did nothing to earn it, and I am not going to be bullied,” …”We are exploring all of our options, including filing counterclaims against these people.”

But I still think her Skinny ass needs to eat something.

Bethenny Frankel Skinny Girl Or Scary Skinny

Posted by admin | bethenny frankel,bravo,Real Housewives of NYC | Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:00 pm

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 There’s been a lot of rumors lately about Bethenny’s up and down weight and how she lost 35 pounds in 2 days after giving birth. People are doubting that her Skinny Girl diet system is what helped Beth lose the baby weight that fast. On other blogs people are posting pictures of Bethenny’s  before and now pictures. She does look very sucked up . I can’t believe this is the same girl on the left picture.

 I’ve always liked Bethenny because when she first started on  RHONY, she was the only one who did not have a husband, did not marry for money, she was an admitted broke ass and did not pretend to be  rich like most of these ho’s do, who turn out to be more broke than most of us are! The only thing she had going for herself besides trying to sell her brand was a big loud mouth. Plus she was raised by wolves. Just like me! 

So I naturally thought it was awesome how this Bitch admitted she was a broke ass with issues that needed some intensive theraphy (unlike Kelly Behemoth!) and yet she ended up  using the powers of her snark, one liners and that big mouth of hers to squeeze the money juice out of her fame as much as she could.  She succeeded got her own show and created an empire.  She was like a seed that was dropped on a pile of horse dung but sprouted money leaves anyways. So you gotta admire the girl for that. 

However, it seems to me that  lately her appearance is very gaunt and unhealthy. I  was shocked at the picture on the right that shows a very thin Beth, so thin she looks ill. I would rather buy food products  from the Bethenny on the left.

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Here is the latest interview she gave Parent Dish where she talks about her new book and the issues with her inlaws:

 ParentDish: What does the title “A Place of Yes” mean?
Bethenny Frankel: It does not mean a way to the power of positive thinking. It means a way to get there. You don’t have to want what I want. It’s about how to plow through and get there. It’s how I got to where I am from coming from a place of yes. So many people told me no and how it couldn’t happen. I kind of just knew in my gut that I could make things happen.

PD: So, do the producers want you to do goofy things on your show?
BF:
Not on my show. That’s why Max got fired (recently), to be perfectly honest. I didn’t want someone who wanted to be funny and come up with quips. It actually really annoyed me. In reality, he’d be two hours late and he’d want to take a cab instead of the subway and I’m big on work ethic. You think this is a TV show — this is my life. I get in wicked fights with my producers. There will not be a word out of place. If it’s not something I said or did, it will not be on the show or I’ll never do the show again. I have a serious foot-down mantra.

PD: I hope you’re not offended, but I’m on Team Jason regarding issues with his parents. Your daughter is so lucky to have grandparents who adore her.
BF:
I’m not offended. I do understand and I love them and they’re wonderful. I don’t need them to be here every two weeks staying over and vice versa. It’s a 50/50 split as to what people think. Guilt shouldn’t be a reason for doing things. I want my family and I have to have quality time, too. We need to have our own life. We need to have our own moments together and then share them with other people. I totally get where you’re coming from, but it’s a balance. Jason and his parents are very talkative and, on a TV show, that’s really nice for an hour, but when you’ve been together for three days in a row you can imagine. That’s fine if it’s occasional, every week it’s too much.

PD: How old were you when you got over your eating issues?
BF:
In my early 30s. It was a trip to Italy where I decided I’m going to eat and my jeans are going to zip up the same. I’m going to have wine and gelato and that’s where your diet is a bank account was born. Before this book of yes, “
Naturally Thin” was my single greatest work achievement. It just changed people’s lives. It’s years later and it’s still in the top 500 books on Amazon. I wouldn’t change a word and it’s years later. It just helps so many people with their food noise.

PD: Isn’t it amazing that five years ago you were broke?
BF:
Four years ago. My accountant came to me the other day and said your tax return in 2007 was negative $50,000, and it was way worse the year before.

PD: There are 10 rules in the book. What do you think is the most important one?
BF: I would say maybe all roads lead to Rome, because people worry about the right job and it has to be the perfect situation. And all roads lead to Rome is kind of about getting on the road; it doesn’t matter if you get derailed or have to stop, as long as you are moving forward, you can get to your destination one way or another.

PD: You talk a lot about your dysfunctional childhood. What do you carry over from it?
BF: I’m controlling and micromanaging and I have a hard time just being in the moment and I’m obsessive.

PD: You don’t speak to Jill from “Real Housewives” at all anymore, right?
BF: No, we don’t speak at all. Listen, I have boyfriends that I lived with that I broke up with that I don’t speak to, you know. We met briefly before the show, but ultimately our friendship began and ended on reality TV. The way it went down was extremely difficult because my father passed away, I was in a new relationship and being pregnant. The way it went down was really not ideal.

PD: Do you think the housewives are getting out of control?
BF: I think, in a lot of cases, housewives get rewarded for bad behavior, me included. Reality TV is a stressful situation, and, for some people, they act in very different ways and I don’t think it’s necessarily ideal for everybody.

PD: How has motherhood changed you?
BF: My priorities totally changed. I wake up in the morning and the minute I hear her I want to run to her. If I go to L.A. for work, I’ll take a red-eye and not stay overnight so I can come back and see her. I just want to be with her every single minute. I’ve been listening to every woman who says it flies by, and it really does. That will be problematic for me; I can already see that being my issue. I’m going to have a really hard time letting go.

PD: Your mother has said that you aren’t telling the truth about your childhood. Does that bother you?
BF: No, it doesn’t upset me at all. Did she have any idea I would become this successful and have an audience that listens to what I say and that I would write books? No. I feel compassion for her, because in order for me to tell my story in my book, in order for me to write about how I got here, I can’t just leave a giant chunk of my life out.

… That was a choice I had to make. I don’t really blame people for their actions that much. I understand why she provided photos of me to different outlets when I was younger. While I was in my childhood, I didn’t think it was all that traumatic. It’s just what I knew and there were a lot of really great times, especially with my mother, because we were definitely more friends than a mother-daughter relationship.

PD: Do you realize now that it wasn’t a healthy relationship?
BF: Yeah. My mom was the cool mom. I was going to nightclubs when I was 13 and all that stuff. I was quite advanced at a young age. I heard every argument that ever happened in my house. If Jason and I are even raising our voices, I don’t want Bryn to hear that. Not that I want her to think she’s growing up in some perfect life or anything. It’s just that I don’t want a baby to hear any kind of raised voices.

PD: You also write that women should have sex with their husbands even when they’re not in the mood.
BF: You just don’t want to be the girl five years in, always saying no and in a raggedy robe. You want to try and come from a place of yes.

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 Bethenny has also openly admitted she’s had issues with her weight and has in the past been concerned with diets to the point of obsession. I found this interesting interview she gave back in February about how, prior to  2006,  she was having all these diet and food issues but when she went on a trip to Italy in 2006 she came up with her own system of keeping her weight off by eating smaller portions.

But if you look at the picture in 2006 Bethenny looked skinny healthy , you can tell she had curves where they belong. But after 2006 and now in 2011 she looks thin and frail she is so thin her face looks sucked in, her cheekbones are sticking out .  So that means that prior to her discovery of eating smaller meals she looked better. At least to me. After her discovery she looks emancipated. Bethenny I still love you but you need to eat something girlfriend. Jason needs something to hold on to when he’s slamming you from behind! PLEASE EAT SOMETHING!!!

 I posted this because I know like a lot of the other housewives shows,  I don’t have a lot of time to post things . I watch Bethenny Ever After but no time to post just like I didn’t have time to post a lot of my recaps because I’m always gonne. But hopefully my day job is dwindling down. I got some good news the other day that, they may be laying  us off in the next year or so . That means that The Boss Man is gonna have to work more hours and I will be forced to become a real housewife and will be  here to entertain you bitches,  with my bad grammar rants  and snarks all day. Also a couple of weeks ago I think it was one of my readers I think her name was Jess. She send me an email about Bethenny wanting to edit her own show I was about to post this but I accidentally erased a boat load of emails including Jess’s. Hopefully Jess and all the others that send me emails because I don’t remember ya’ alls names are reading this post,  I apologize for not getting back to you and didn’t mean to erase your email.

Ramona Singer Steals Title From Kelly Bensimon Of New Loony House Skank Of NY Punches Bravo Producer!

Posted by admin | Alex Mccord,bethenny frankel,ramona singer,Real Housewives of NYC,Sonja Morgan | Thursday 7 October 2010 9:13 pm

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Well she was always loony but now she is also violent loony.I knew this bitch had it in her! Or maybe she is being hanging around that thing Kelly Bensimoron too much that she is starting to pick up Kelly’s violent beast ways.  Ramona was apparently shooting with Sonja Morgan and Alex Mccord when suddenly for some mysterious reason she freaked out and started accusing the Bravo producers of ganging up on her and it all ended up with her crazy ass punching a producer in the face!. NICE!  I don’t know maybe the crack  she was smoking earlier and the Pinot Grigio she was shogologing  mixed together didn’t agree?

Here is the details from US Magazine:

Last week, Ramona Singer, star of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York, hit a producer while filming in her NYC apartment, sources tell UsMagazine.com.

“She was furious and felt like the producers were ganging up on her,” says one insider. “She literally lost her mind.”

Singer, 53, was shooting with Sonja Morgan and Alex McCord when she lost it, another source adds.

“No one is really sure what exactly spurred her craziness,” the second source tells Us. “But she got herself worked up over filming this scene and one thing led to another, and she punched the producer. Literally.”

Adds the source, “They were supposed to be filming all day at Ramona’s apartment, but obviously that ended after the fight.” With only one month into shooting, the first source says producers are trying “to mediate the situation so the cast all stays filming.”

A rep for Bravo has declined to comment.

I pray to the Reality TV Goddess that they filmed and show this shit.

Bethenny Frankel Leaves Real Housewives Of New York Permanently

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Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC  .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that ”Last season was scary and painful,” . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the show. I am gonna miss her big ass mouth. But I don’t blame her for exiting that bullshit ass show that only teaches us how not to act. Good luck to Bethenny with her own show that she deserved in the first place. Here is the original article:

This season, fan favorite Bethenny Frankel isn’t going to be an absentee housewife. But she is going to be a nonexistent one.

Bravo’s breakout solo star has finally announced the inevitable: She will not be returning as one of the Real Housewives of New York when the show begins filming its fourth season next month.

Not for all the satchels of gold in Manhattan.

It’s hardly surprising news, as Bethenny has hinted of her nonreturn since the third hellacious—and friendship-destroying—season wrapped earlier this year, but it will nevertheless deliver quite the blow to the Bravo family.

“Last season was scary and painful,” Frankel told Us Weekly by way of explanation, adding that she didn’t “see any reason to go back.”

“It took all of the joy out of it.”

The 39-year-old new mom (and, finally, veritable housewife—how’s that for ironic timing?) spent most of last season feuding with former BFF Jill Zarin and trying to fend off the obnoxious and roundly offensive non sequiturs (and professional critiques) lobbed by Kelly Bensimon.

Can’t imagine why she wouldn’t want to go back for more.

Still, Bethenny is unlikely to be off Bravo’s screens for long. According to Us Weekly, she’s still contracted to pop up on RHONY despite her aversion to being a full-time castmate, and if Andy Cohen has his way, it’s highly likely her small-screen return will come courtesy of a second season of her motherhood- and marriage-chronicling spinoff, Bethenny Getting Married?

Provided it gets a new title.

 

Bethenny was  also quoted a few days ago saying, that she hopes Joker Face’s try at a solo show flops: “I’ll bet everything I hope to be that she will not have a spinoff on Bravo,”. More proof to support how Joker Face gets in everyones last nerve.

Elvira Grau Is Not Replacing Dina Manzo

 

Damn that bitch is rude! When Elvira Grau went to Teresa’s house to supposedly assist her in setting up a housewarming party. (For the house they’re supposedly losing now!) That Bitch was RRRRUUUUDDDDEEE!!! GOOD LORD!  She walked around putting down Teresa by making rude ass condescending remarks such as : Why don’t you have a pool? You don’t have help? Bitch you don’t even have a mat ? She should of just smacked Teresa and told her that living in that marble mausoleum was worst than being homeless.

Seems that this bitch is desperate to get on this low brow bullshit show. Because remember she was also featured in Bethenny’s new show but wasn’t rude to Beth (Because I bet if she would of talked to Bethenny the way she talked to Teresa, Beth would of tore her a new asshole!) Remember how this ho’ was bragging about all the money and butlers and help she has? well she is full of shit. So I guess that makes her a perfect candidate for this show. But she must of gotten in Miss Andy’s nerves because after she went around bragging about how she is going to replace Dina Manzo, Miss Andy turned around and said HELL NO! BITCH IS LYING SHE IS NOT REPLACING ANYONE!  I feel like when Dina left. (I am still very upset about that!)  Kim D , Kim G and now this crazy ass ho’ are all fighting over the empty housewife spot like 3 seagulls fighting over a french frie at at McDonald’s parking lot.

Here is what was reported on Elvira’s financial situations from  NYPost:

Bankrupt Teresa Giudice isn’t the only deadbeat on “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Elvira Grau– the snarky party planner who debuted on the show Monday and boasted of a lux urious lifestyle replete with nan nies, maids, cooks and drivers — owes nearly $300,000 to the tax man. Grau and her husband, James, were slapped with massive state tax liens between January and March on various properties, including their $3 million Cresskill mansion, according to New Jersey Superior Court re cords. Grau said she was the newest housewife to join the show, a claim Bravo denied, although she’ll appear in more episodes. And despite her boasts to Guidice about having a shore house, property records show Grau and her husband don’t own any thing near a beach. Meanwhile, Giu dice’s beach house was seized by the banks after she and hubby Joe Giudice filed their $11 million bankruptcy in Octo ber. Bravo wouldn’t comment and Grau’s reps didn’t return calls.

The Reunion Of The Bitches Of The Concrete Jungle / Season Of The Meltowns And Insanity Backstabing! Parts 1,2 and 3

 

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On part 1  Alex was asked about going Brooklyn on Jills ass. We get to see the scenes of Alex delivering the ‘messague’, break out in hives and rip Jill’s face off. Alex explains that she got sick of putting up with Jill’s abuse and looking down on her for 3 years.

 Alex expresses that she always felt like tearing Jill a new asshole, but held back because she wanted to feel accepted by the fabulous circle of shit heads she wanted so badly to be part of .So she was forced to be a kiss ass, but finally she got tired of kissing ass and said ‘FUCK IT!’ So she ended up having to let her hidden ‘balls’ come out and tear those stuck up bitches a new one.

Alex flips off LuAnn and before you know it LuAnn starts her shit with Alex, about how Alex jumped in the middle of the Bethenny and Jill wars when it was none of her fucking business. Those 2 bitches are bickering at each other . Alex jumps on  ‘dumb drag queen’ LuAnn and tells that ho’ bag  she is a hypocrite and that she was getting involved too so shut the fuck up.

 LuAnn starts shushing Alex and calls her ‘dahling‘ Alex and Ramona then look at each other and say : what is that dumb drag queen doing? Alex then says she is happy she went Brooklyn on Jill’s ass and says she will do it again too, with the exception that this time she will deliver her own message and not use Bethenny’s message, but would still punch Jill in the mouth the same way she did the first time.

 Jill calls Alex  a ‘coward’ for not delivering her own message to Jill . Jill says that she is not friends with Alex anyways, so she don’t give a rats ass that Alex went ape shit on her.

  All of the sudden Sasquatch tells Alex to cross her legs. Because Sasquatch is the decency police!

Alex tells Jill that she was trying to be cool with Jill and talk to her and shoot the shit, but Jill is such an entitled stup up asshole, that doesn’t want to allow other people whom she feels are below her to be part of the fabulous circle of assholes she runs with. So Alex decided all that useless Jill ass kissing was exhausting and it was easier and more fun to just monkey punch Jill in the nuts.

Jill keeps saying ‘WE’RE NOT FRIENDS!..I NEVER CALLEWD YOU MY FRIEND!’  BITCH YOU’RE A FUCKING PEASANT  WAGE SLAVE!! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS SO FUCK YOU!.

Then Jill throws LuAnn under the bus and says that LuAss was the one talking about Alex’s crazy ass kids, crawling up peoples legs. LuAnn looks at Jill and says OH NO SHE DIND’T!

 Alex tells Jill that she is a backstabbing 2 faced lying bitch, whose being bulliying her for 3 years, telling Alex how to live her life the way Jill sees fit. Alex continues by letting Jill have it some more and says to Jill , bitch you fight dirty you go to gossip columns you plant bullshit stories you’re jealous of everybody, you try to get people not to film with other people! Jill’s fangs come out and hisses at Alex ‘Just because you say it it doesn’t make it true’ .Damn! did you see that? That’s Jill being defensive because SHE KNOWS IT’S TRUE!

 Alex gets asked by Andy why she forgave Ramona and Bethenny when they were also rude and Bethenny called Simon ‘revolting’ but Alex says its because once she smacked them around a little bit, they were cool. And never said anything bad about Alex or gay ass Simon again. Jill keeps reminding Alex they’re not friends and that Alex was ‘channeling the devil’ during fashion week and she is ugly. Then she gives Alex a fake ass apology.

Then Andy says what’s with the hives bitch? Alex says its because she desperately needs a tan.Pobrecita! And then Andy asked why Simom is a bloated fat ass  this year and Alex says it’s because he quit smocking crack. Then Alex proudly says he will starts smocking crack again soon and be in speedoes next year ! Andy gets all excited and says that we all have something to look forward to specially him! EEEEWWW!!!  Someone needs to tell Simon not to wear those speedos for American TV he needs to wear the baggy gangsta shorts like a decent person none of that European up your ass thong  shit on my TV . PLEASE!

‘THE RAMONA COASTER!’

Then it’s Ramona’s turn and of course they show the Ramona coaster clips of all her crazy shenanigans all the way down to the wedding renewal. Andy tells Ramona that she smacked everyone with a 2 by 4. Andy reads an email to Ramona about how she didn’t renew shit and she is still a crazy rude bitch who likes to spit on people  .

Ramona insist that she changed. Alex says people shouldn’t expect Ramona to change and suddenly just be ‘mellow’ and this is Ramona we’re talking about its pretty good for Ramona the changes she made.

 Then Ramona tells LuAss her ridiculous one shoulder Wilma Flintstone dress is a ugly cheap whore getup.

 Another email for Ramona this one asking Ramona if she had plastic surgery . Ramona says she doesn’t remember how old she  is and she didn’t have plastic surgery.Andy asks Ramona what injectables she had and she in turn ask Andy what injectables he’s had and he says ‘none’. I guess no one wants to admit the work they’ve had.

 Then of course Ramona gets called crazy eyes and reminded of her scary crazy  eye- cat walk on the runway were she was ‘channeling the devil’. And you can tell Ramona doesn’t like getting teased over her eyes, because she gets all crazy eyes and attitudy on Andy .

 Then Ramona gets asked about flirting with that old fart from ‘Hooters’ and Kelly starts preaching to Ramona because St. Kelly doesn’t do  indiscretions like that, unless it involves spreading her huge hairy Sasquatch legs naked for Playboy for a couple bucks.

 Ramona says she likes to kiss and grind on everyone and Mario was cool with it because he was with his girlfriend at the time anyways, so it’s all good. Then Alex says that Ramona made out with all of the other bitches while on vacation.  

Jill then gets asked for  being a total  insane bitch at the Ramona , ’Tru Renewal’ party, were she  took  revenge on Ramona for ruining her Kodak moment. We get another fake apology from Jill.

And back to Ramona for punching Beth in the face at the Brooklyn bridge. Ramona starts to apologize to Bethenny for being an asshole. But Kelly gets jealous because this is not about her . So in order to make it about herself, Kelly starts to  psycho hostile, attack Ramona and calls herself stupid while punching herself in the head repeating ‘Stupid Kelly! Stupid Kelly!’ (That’s because Kelly knows she is stupid and this is her way of acknowledging it !)

Then Bethenny gets asked about her happy life now that she won the lotto and getting everything  she wanted like Jason, and a  baby. Well you bitches know already. We see the clips of Bethenny and all the good stuff thats being happening to her. And they show the clips of Beth and her hot man. Bethenny says Jason is a good player who is not Facebooking  or Tweeting or Twaating and it is what is is. Bethenny says she  is happy with her new baby and husband and starts crying.

 And of course they dont’ show Kellys face. I bet she was grinding her teeth in jealousy. Bethenny is back to being the skinny girl again in less than a couple weeks, after farting out that baby. Beth says she only gained 35 lbs. She is kinda like a skeleton with huge boobies. Bethenny gets addressed about the  ‘media whore’ accusations . Beth says she is not a ‘media whore’, but she will use the press to make that green. Good for that bitch.

Then Kelly gets asked why she called Bethenny a ‘media whore’  and accused Bethenny of putting her bussiness out there. Kelly keeps pointing fingers at Bethenny and accusing her of putting her business out there of course, Kelly is a crazy delusional lying bitch and we all know that. When Bethenny asks Sasquatch if she can provide proof  and name publications that Bethenny talked shit to about Kelly, stupid ass Sasquatch Kelly cannot even pull a bullshit lie out of her butthole if it was to save her life and at least come up with a bunk publication name and stupid Kelly she gets caught in a lie and she knows it. So she starts to  scramble up a lie but fails miserably at it so she just starts attacking Bethenny by acting dumb. What a MORON!  

Sasquatch ass Kelly,  keeps going on and on saying she is not going to answer Bethenny and starts sweating because she knows she is lying and tries to change the argument to something else  by saying ‘What are you doing right now?!’  And Bethenny answers like a normal person “I’m responding to something that you’ve said!’

 By this time Kelly was able to come up with half a lie and starts saying some shit about ‘the people that worked for Bethenny planting lies about Sasquatch’s family in the press. Alex says to Kelly‘I never read anything about you’re family in the press!’ I don’t think anybody did either.

 Kelly just keeps sinking deeper in her self made bullshit hole and drowning in it! I was embarrased for this idiot!  Then she starts with Alex and tells her ‘Alex Mccord don’t ever put words in my mouth’ and Alex says I didn’t you asshole! We’re done! Andy shuts this conversation down because of course that beast is crazy and Andy knows they getting nowhere.

 Then the peeing moment. Andy asks Bethenny were she draws the line on what is being shown on TV because this season we’ve seen Beth sitting on the crapper peeing on a stick.

 Bethenny says when she starts fucking Jason on camera then arrange an intervention.Horny Countless LuAnn says’ Thats a new show dahling!’And gets all exicted because she wants to see Jason nakid too. I wonder what Jason thinks of the peeing scene. Bethenny was like whatves I don’t care that I peed on TV . I think she should of close the door. No shit!

Kelly says she needed to be the director during that scene.

Some other email calls Kelly a fly and says that Bethenny used an AK 47 to take that fly out. LuAnn was laughing at Kelly for being crazy and a retard whore and you could tell Kelly wasnt liking that shit cause she was looking down all sad when LuAnn was calling her stupid and pointing out the fact that Kelly has mental problems. Insert sad music here for Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch.

Ramona got hot in her crotch I think she is having a hot flash or she is farting a wet, smelly, hot one.

Then of course the on going Vietnam war between Jill and Beth gets discussed . Starting of course with Bitch ‘Get a hobby!’And we see the clips of Jill running away from Bethenny, when she was trying to make up with her and Bethenny is painfully watching this shit about to cry.

Jill is acting as if she cares.  You can see during the clips that at first Jill didn’t want to talk to Bethenny anymore, but once Bethenny gets engaged  is when Jill’s attitude starts to morph and suddenly Jill, wanted  to make up with Bethenny and be friends again. By that time Bethenny didn’t want to talk to Jill anymore. Then we see Jill crying and saying she thinks Beth should forgive her.

  Jill and her hooker green stilettos,  look like she bought them at the Leprechaurn whore store. Jill says the power of the evil Satan cameras made her say the evil poison that spewed out of her mouth then she apologizes to Bethenny, (and pretended like she really meant it!) cries some more cocodrile tears  and calls herself a ‘New York Bitch’.

 Jill says she stayed away from Bethenny to not stress her out because Bethenny was preggers before. Beth says what happens was they were friends and Beth tells Jill the fame and famewhoring took over Jill. Jill turned into a crazy bitch.

Jill gets reminded that she is a bitch who counts everyting and rubs shit in your face. Jill gets called out on being the bitch that gives you a bagel and then talks about it for weeks to everybody on megaspeaker. Bethenny reminds Jill how she said ‘we are done!’ and also how she tried to  get people to not film with Beth.

 Then they all started taking over each other. LuAnn says they all try to sabotage filming with each other, like a pit of snakes. Alex tells Jill she is a bitch and reminds her she emailed Simon telling him to not film with Bethenny. She also confronts Jill on trying to ‘cut Bethenny out of housewives’.

Jill was getting scrambly and nervous trying to come up with good excuse-lies to justify her actions and asks Alex to show her the email.Alex tells her she is not crazy like Jill, keeping emails for 17 months.

 Jill tries to say she didn’t want to make up with Beth on camera  but off camera meaning she was pushing that drama.

Jill then tries to spew out another excuse and says that, she just didn’t want to make up with Beth because it was too early in the morning or some stupid shit like that. They bickered back and forth for like 20 min. Bethenny tells Jill she is a hypocrite ho’.

Bethenny says she herself did change but Jill is still a Bitch. Beth doesn’t believe that Jill has changed even thought Jill is now trying to pretend to change her tune. Bethenny says that  Jason didn’t like Jill much since the day he met her because Jill can be a snotty materialistic Bitch.

 Jill turns on the water works and starts crying and leaves with her green Leprechaurn whore-stilettos on. Kelly starts her shit because her meth kicks in and says that the fame is embarrassing or some shit . That bitch of course doesn’t make sense.

 

 

Part 2

Jill comes back or else they would of fire her ass. Andy looks at Bethenny and reminds Bethenny of the comment she made about Jill when she said that ‘the tides are  turning on Jill and that’s the reason why were having this conversation’ . Beth says that Jill always wants people to like her.

 Alex says that Jill doesn’t give a rats ass about the friendship with Bethenny going to shit  .  Alex says that Jill is only apologetic because she only cares that she looked like an asshole to the public and now everyone hates her. Because everyone now knows how she really is . Bethenny confronts Jill about how she only wanted to make up with Beth to look like a good person after  Jill heard that Beth got engaged and then pregnant .

Andy asks Bethenny why she wasn’t ready to make up with Jill when Jill was ready to make up with her. Bethenny answers  that it was because she was preggers and stressed out from all the bullshit  and had some blood clot. (I bet the stress that Bigfoot caused her in scary island contributed to her being sick while preggers). Then more bickering and talking over each other went on.

Andy says that Simon told him that Jill is a jelaous bitch and hates it when other people get more fame for their famewhoring and Jill hates it that Bethenny got her own show.

 Jill of course denies it and tries to kiss Bethennys ass. Jill says she is supportive and Simon is a lying shit-head who wears dresses. Then she goes on a spewage bullshit about how she  is supportive of every single one of the other bitches and mentions all their names even Ramona, but except Alex (notice how she never mentions Alex and look at Alex she is looking at Jill like she is channeling the devil like Sasquatch would say).

Ramona says that’s bullshit and that Jill called her up when Beth got her show and told her to not talk to Beth or film with her. Jill gets all pissed at Ramona and yells ‘YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! ’ denies, denies, denies!

 Jill keeps apologizing to Bethenny. Kelly is pissed Bethenny didn’t want her in the show, because they don’t really know each other.UH?! Stupid bigfoot. 

Jill says she was shocked that Bethenny’s dad died. Then blames Alex for not telling her that Bethenny’s dad was dying then. They all talk over each other and Andy has to referee their asses.

Alex yells at Jill and tells that bitch she is a liar because Alex did tell Jill about Beth’s dad situation  and yells at her for not calling Bethenny.Kelly keeps trying to suck up to Jill but nobody listens. Alex yells at Jill and says, Bitch it was online you moron!

Andy brings up that Jill played the cancer card and she holds on to voice mail  messages for ever, like a weirdoe.

More arguing goes on and Jill says that they were  issues that where edited out.Bethenny says lets just murder Jill . Another email gets read were another reader rags on Jill and her showing her true colors. Jill can’t take it anymore because she knows it’s true and  tries to get up and leave again while crying because she got called out on all her shit and knows she is wrong.

Even Sonja came out and of course the only questions that they asked was ‘how many times you’re getting laid in a week come on Sonja!’. Sonja says she is worried about Sasquatch not getting laid enough. Kelly says she never had a one night stand but spreading her legs for Playboy for everyone and their grandpapi to see it’s okay.

Sonja Gonzo continues her talks about how much she likes sex and admits she is a hooker because she has a lot of satisfied ‘customers’. I KNEW IT! Sonja also admits she was a waitress at some puterio and thats how she met her suga papi.Then they went on talking about the settlement that Sonja got after divorcing her sugar grandpapi and I don’t really care about that so lets just move on.

 Jill admited that the one liners dind’t work for her this season and she is giving the throne back to Bethenny. Alex realizes that this is the phrase that Kelly used when she insulted her at scary island and told her she was channeling the devil. I think Alex should channel the devil to monkey punch bigfoot in he mouth.

Then Bethenny calls LuAnn a dumb drag queen that grew a penis after her husband left herass.Bethenny says that Countless was a bitch ‘drag queen’ and Bethenny bullied and nailed her silly ass but after that,  they were cool again.I can’t believe LuAnn was laughing about Bethenny calling her ass a ‘drag queen’. Maybe there’s a glimpse of hope for that Bitch.

Andy asked the ho’s if they are aware that when they’re in public ripping each others face off  there is people around. Methinks is the ghetto in each of these bitches that never left them so they are immune to public embarrassment. Even though LuAnn tries to say she is embarrassed but we all know that’s bullshit.

LuAnn says she likes to kiss and Sonja tries to turn Andy straight.

 The meltdown with Kelly gets discussed and Kelly scary island clips are shown of her bulldozing every body’s vacation and of her accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her. Of course Kelly is not admitting shit.

Bitch is sitting there saying I never said that that’s not me. Did you see Andy’s terrified look on his face? and of course Kelly says she was a victim of systematic bullying and bitch kept on and on accusing everybody else of bullying her when all the bullying was being done by her crazy ass.

Never did this retarded cunt, ever admit that she was the crazy one who shit all over that vacation and the one who attacked the other women , while snorting line after line of meth . Kelly kept  rambling on her insanity spewage, Ramona said this stupid whore doesn’t make sense and she just wants to jump on Kelly and punch her in the throat. I’m sure at this point even Andy feels that way.

Kelly keeps saying she had no break down but break through. Andy just looks at her like ,are you serious bitch?. Ramona is gonna bust a vein through her asshole because she can’t take the crazyness from this dumb broad anymore.

 Kelly pulls another lie out of her hairy Bigfoot ass and says that the producers had to have  an intervention, of camera with Bethenny, which obviously never happened. Bethenny calls her ‘delusional’ And she is .Is this bitch so strung out on drugs and delusional she is actually believing this shit? Kelly sits there making up bullshit stories she continues to  ramble things that never took place and everyone is looking at her in disgust, confusion and horror .

Kelly says she is a scarecrow and a stupid idiot then her dumb ass throws another bullshit lie up in the air hoping it it will stick,by saying  that she was ‘forced’ at gun point to go on this trip by Bravo and Andy tells her THAT’S BULLSHIT BITCH! But of course there is no arguing with  a crazy demented Sasquatch bitch  who suffers from schizoprenia  and a serious case of asshole  . Kelly  answers Andy with her dialeted meth pupils and says all in a psychotic tone ‘yes they did everyone knows that they forced me Andy , Bravo forced me!’

 You could tell Andy and Ramona wanted to get up and knock that bitch the fuck out.  And of course  stupid ass LuAnn tries to defends Kelly but eventually even she admits Kelly  instigated alot of the shit, because it is so OBVIOUS!  Kelly kept saying it was disgusting and says’ I was embarrased’ Bethenny tells her ,‘you should be embarrased’ bitch. But of course Sasquatch is not embarrased for herself  like she should be . I am embarrassed for her. No, seriously I was.

It’s funny how Kelly says ,’ it was disgusting’ and ‘the most vile situation I’ve ever been in my entire life’  and blah blah blah. It’s so hilarious in an ironic demented way how she describes herself to a ‘T” when she is saying it was ‘disgusting’ and ’vile’but then twistes it and says, it was the other bitches being disgusting and vile. What a weirdoe! The other Bitches told her ass she was crazy and should go to the loony bin so that’s when it was her turn to throw a fit  and decides to get up, leave and take her mentally unstable ass  to got snort more meth.

 

“She just makes up whatever she wants to say. She’s going to tell me she’s an African American Asian woman in a minute. And we’re like okay, no, you’re not.”

Part 3

After Bethenny says that Kelly is a crazy mentally ill ho’ and next she is gonna say that she is an Asian African American woman who  just makes up anything she wants and acts like  the meltdown she had in scary island never happened, which is dangerous. All the bitches kept bringing up how this ho was picking fights and Bethenny says that Kelly was kicked out of scary island, ‘escorted by a producer’ .(It took 7 guys in yellow jackets with nets to trap her crazy ass  before they threw her in the van headed for the loony bin) 

Kelly reminds me of the loser turds they show on that show ‘Intervention’. Yep, that’s they show that Kelly should be on. All the other bitches  Ramona, Beth, Sonja and Alex are talking about how Kelly was crazy and mental, bullying people and pissing on peoples food. Sonja says that after the crazy bitch left they were all happy.  Kelly suddenly comes back. Did ya’ all noticed how that bitch was licking her lips like a crackhead when she came back? UHHMMM?!!

Kelly  is being all attitudy like always then she starts her shit with Bethenny again. Sonja mentions that Bethenny was not picking fights with the beast she was minding her own business cooking for everyone while on vacay. But Kelly has to start throwing her meth induced attacks and says ‘She wasn’t cooking the chef was cooking for her‘ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! SHE ATE THE FOOD SHE SAW BETHENNY COOKING?!

Kelly obviously doesn’t like that the other bitches are all calling her out on her psychotic episode which she pretends never happened.

 

Ramona reminds Kelly  bitch’ you told me you don’t have feelings’ yeah, I guess Kelly told Ramona that throught her marriage she had no feelings. UHH? Then Kelly calls Ramona  a drunk . Kelly says that the other bitches should apologize to her because she is Kelly. But then Ramona tells her she should apologize for ruining their vacation. I agree but to Sasquatch that doesn’t mean shit because she is an asshole.

 Andy asked Kelly if she recovered from her mental breakdown she answers ‘recover from what?’   The other ho’s and Andy are giving each other some confused, horrified looks.See this bitch is in so much denial she needs to be in a insane asylum for the criminally insane and please put Joker Face in there with her and Bravo can film them. ( I better shut up before I give those bastards ideas) Andy asks her again if she went coo coo ca too but Kelly continues to act like nothing happened with her whole going ape shit  spectacle  she so psychotically displayed at the vacation. I bet  she’s  flipped out like this before,  that’s why it don’t face her that everybody is telling her that she is crazy to her face.

 And why does Kelly asks those bitches if they’re jealous ? Jealous of what? That she has a pinga between her hairy legs? I don’t get it ? What are they supposed to be jealous of? Embarrassed for Kelly maybe, jealous I don’t think so.

 

Andy brings up how  once Kelly was escorted out of the island by the men with nets Jill had to show up to put a final turd on top of their already ruined vacation. And of course the clips are played so these bitches relieve the nightmare.

 

Sonja Gonzo says they threw  a friend out and she deserved it because bitch didn’t call and that was rude. Sonja also says that Jill could of made up with Bethenny in New York instead of flying out there stirring more drama.

Jill says she went because Ramona had insisted she go to that vacay with her.

Ramona asks Jill why did she not meet Sasquatch ass Kelly at the airport after she went ape shit to make sure she gets to the loony bin safe but Jill says that Kelly was chained and shackled safely in a cage and she also doesn’t  give a rats ass  about Kelly anyways. Plus Jill also denies Kelly’s obvious and various mental diseases fueled by meth.

Jill then looks at Ramona and yells , and by the way thanks a lot bitch, for not letting me and Bobby use your shitter after a 9 hour flight! Then a screamin match between Ramona and Jill .

Jill blames Alex for getting kicked out of the pedicure party .Jill is going full throttle after this bitch now.

Kelly accuses Alex of ‘acting’ because Kelly thinks other people do the same shit she does, all the time.Kelly kept instigating more shit I think the roids are kicking in about here. Bitch is like a ranging bull, but keeps saying she was bullied . Yeah this is coming from this shemale that beat up her own boyfriend with her manly fists. This bitch is embarrassing and she just keeps embarrassing herself . But she doesn’t realize this shit.

 

Andy then picks on LuAss the Countless. Andy brings up the short lesbian Courtney and LuAnn makes a lame ass excuse for not kissing him. Bitch tries to say it was because she wasn’t ready to kiss him .LuAnn doesn’t admit the short lesbian breath rieked like the inside of a coffin that was just dug up from the grave. Andy asks LuAnn about the current boyfriend Jac the french guy who is also Jewish and asks LuAnn  if the Count is racist asshole against Jewish people. LuAnn tries to say it was some other lame excuse that had to do with her but no one was buying it. 

Did you all notice how when Andy asked her if she fucked around on the Count she says I don’t have to answer shit bitch. In other words yes I did it ain’t none your bussines. See easy. Ramona tells LuAnn bitch you just admited it by saying that dumbass!  We discovered that LuAnn’s title wil be striped once she remarries. LuAnn says she deserves at least her courtesy title.

 Andy said that Courtney got emails for being a short stinky lesbian.  LuAnn says that right now, she is still fucking him in addition to new  boy toy Jac .And LuAnn makes Jac and Courtney play tennis matches against each other and whoever wins gets to fuck her.NICE! Andy tells LuAnn that Kim Zolciak said that LuAnns song sucked ass and LuAnn answers, fuck that bitch Kim!

Then a trip to Kelly land again Andy questions her about her contradictions of being a prude but then being naked on Playboy. This bitch seriously defends being on Playboy to give her daughters self steem. EUUKKAAAYY THEN!

 When Alex got asked about the pictures she took naked and how there was a double standard between hers and Kellys Playboy pictures Jill jumps in and says that the scary Alex pictures can’t be compared to Kellys. Because Alex pictures where creepy and taken at Simons hotel hallway. Jill made sure she repeated this to get Simon fired from the hotel because she hates people who are not rich like her and she never changed she is the same bitch she is always being.

In the end nothing really got resolved with all these ho’sand it was a very loong3 part reunion. However I didn’t expect anything to get resolved especially with Sasquatch Kelly in the mix. Andy should of had the loony bin squad phone number on speed dial just in case he needed to call them during the reunion . Bravo really needs to stop exploiting this mentally ill beast.

 Bravo is the new version of the of the traveling circus freak shows, that used to exploit people back in the day for being deformed freaks and Andy is the ring master. We’ll see what happens next season and if they bring Sasquatch back or will they be filming her from the insane asylum? Untill next season bitches.

Blowhorn Jill Gets Tarred, Feathered And Chased Out Of Crazy Island!

I felt so bad for those unfotunante ho’s after they had to deal with the catastrophic disaster level 10 named Kelly . All of them were sitting at the ocean breakfast table during the aftermath of nuclear bomb Kelly and were  all discussing the previous nights events and how Ramona called the Looney Bin Squad to pick up Sasquatch.

 They were all so happy that psycho bitch was finally  gonne. However these poor bitches cannot get a break, when all of the sudden while they were all getting relaxing manicures on the beach terrace, without warning and  like a horn Jill walks in saying ‘Hiiii , Hiiii, RAMONA RAMONA ! HI! SURPRISE!’  WHAT AN ASSHOLE! Jill just shows up all unannounced, being a loud ass bitch and  an obnoxious jerk in the way that only Jill knows how.

 Bitch was expecting everyone to be happy to see her, drop everything their doing and bow down on their knees, to  kiss  Queen Jill’s ass. But instead got a rude awakening when those bitches got some brooms out the closet and chased her out and down the street.Jill of course  had to run to her car with Bobby in tow. Bobby wasn’t very happy because Jill dragged him out to St. Johns at 3am .

On their last night the Bitches had to make the best out of their last night there, and talked about penis sizes with Gonzo who has traveled the big apple quite a few hundred  times and seen her share of penises .Gonzo says that the men with big ears have large dicks but Bethenny says she don’t want Dumbo with a large package!.Ramona and Bethenny were dressed up as toilet paper brides . Too bad their whole vacay was ruined by Kelly and finally by crazy ass Jill showing up blowing her obnoxious horn.

 

When Kelly gets back to New York she  has to report to her supervisors , Jill and LuAss to keep them updated on the St. John’s situation of poor Kelly getting ganged raped  by the other ho’s. Yea whatever Bitch!.So they arrange to meet at a restaurant. LuAss and Jill say that Kelly was texting them crying about the beatings she was receiving from the other ho’s. That one Bitch Jennifer Gilbert was sitting there telling the other bitches that Kelly was texting her also, Jill and LuAnn just ignored her stupid ass . Bitch tries too hard.

Kelly admits to calling  Beth a ‘Ho’ Bag!’ and her story was all tangled up in circles accusing Bethenny of pressuring virginal Kelly of having a one night stand because according to the voices in Kelly’s head Bethenny worships the devil. LuAnn jumps up and says that ‘ho bag!’ is her favortie word in the whole universe, then she looks at Kelly in the eye and asks ’so did you have a nervous breakdown ho’ bag?!” 

Schzychoprenic meth head Kelly pulls a big ole’ lie out of her Bigfoot ass and tells LuAnn and Jill that Bethenny : ’Like said she said it then,.. and I fliipped! she’s like ,I went out of my way and to have a smeared campaign against you!’And we all know this bitch is straight up lying, because Bethenny NEVER said this. Notice how right after Kelly says ‘she said it then,..’ she pauses for a few seconds in order to pull the bullshit lie out of her asshole  and come up with a good story? Or so she thinks, and then continues after her little pause. Damn! That Bitch is stupid! Doesn’t she realize everything is being recorded by cameramen?

 Not only did she lie about what Bethenny said to her but also she makes it so obvious that is a  fucking lie because she tells it the exact same way a child who is 6 years old would tell  a fucking bullshit story. LuAnn, Jill and that other ferret looking Bitch know this ho’s is straight up lying; but just go along with it to hate on Beth. Ferret face is giving Kelly some doubtful looks , ’cause that Bitch knows Kelly is full of shit. 

Kelly is also not liking it when those ho’s were telling her stupid ass that Bethenny is in fact a Chef and has made a name for herself. Kelly looks so full of shit and desperate plus her jealousy is leaking through her pores telling that tall tale and continuing her obsession with Bethenny being a Chef.

But at least Jill told Kelly WHO CARES IF BETHENY IS A CHEF WHO CARES BITCH! Kelly probly sits there obsessing over Bethenny during her meth induced delusions and losing sleep over Bethenny’s job title. Kelly is also so dumb that she doesn’t realize the other bitches are making fun  of  her, when LuAss and Jill laugh at her and tell her she is 12 years old, for hiding her jellybeans up her ass so the other ho’s wouldn’t steal them.That’s what meth and roids do to you it makes you stupid.

That ferret looking bitch tells Kelly she is full of shit and there is ’3 sides to the story there is mine, there is yours and there is the truth.’

 Sonja is screwing some artist guy who  she is paying for his gigolo services. He must be a good fuck if she is throwing a party for his shitty artwork that he makes with throw up. Because she likes her boy toy so much, she also has some fat opera singer sing  and she was rocking out to him pretending to like opera.LuAnn finds out the truth (that she already knew) of the Kelly drug and roids trip gone bad and ending up in the nut house . Simon decides to dress like a mix between Eddie Munster and that singer from ACDC.

 

And the best part of this episode was the part were Jill fell on her fat ass! Bitch had to go squeeze into a skimpy little red outfit and her cancles were sticking out. Then right before her performance she fell flat on her fat ass! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

And remember when Jill was getting told off  by that ice skating coach, who was yelling profanities at her?! That was hilarious. I love it when people slap some reality on those delusional bitches head. Gotta love that loudmouth coach !

 

Omarosa Says Bethenny Frankel’s Husband Is Gay And Bethenny Had A Tummy Tuck After The Baby Plus Picture Of Bethenny’s First Husband!

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth slammed Bethenny Frankel after her appearance on 'The View.'

The infamous Omarosa Manigault Stallworth is going after Bethenny Frankel because of a remark Bethenny said during a taping on’ The View’  were Bethenny said she don’t want to be compared to that crazy skank Omarosa, Bethenny stated:

“I think she’s an interesting example because she used [her time on a reality show] to be infamous, I have a real career. I have a brand, I have a very popular cocktail, I have two New York Times Bestsellers, I have my own show.”
 
Omarosa got all pissed off and went to Perez Hilton and had this to say about Beth:
 
“The gloves are off, Bethenny’s comments about me and my career on VIEW today were unprovoked and uncalled for. I have always been cool with Bethenny and we have never has any beef.
“Today she tried to act like her show was superior to my new show and her book was superior to my book or her career was superior, I was surprised that she went there with me!! She got her start or the Apprentice just like me. She is on a NBC show just like I was. She is making a living in the world of reality just like me.”
 
Omarosa then accused Jason Hoppy of being gay and of Bethenny having a tummy tuck after baby:
 
“I have never once said a bad word about her or all of the rumor swirling around about Jason and his sexuality, EVERYONE knows he’s gay but we never said anything- because she was HAPPY. “
“When she got a tummy tuck with her c-section after the baby and pretended that she just LOST the baby weight NATURALLY -
Bethenny needs a reality check!! Bethenny, Karma is a BITCH and so are you!!”
 
Bethenny also recently told Life & Style Magazine, that she was married to a secret husband named Peter Sussman, this was back in ’96, but left him because he sucked in bed there was no passion.
 
This is what she said about him:
 
“I felt like, ‘This is really it? This is the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with?’  You can’t go to bed with a piece of 8-by-10 paper.”
 
 
Here is a picture of him:
 
Bethenny Frankel was best friends with Peter Sussman for five years before they began dating.
 

 

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