Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…

Although I had been rumored that, not all the New Jersey Bitches were going to come back, it appears that they may be all coming back for season 2 after all. This season is sure to bring some major Bitch drama from these mamas. Specially with all the bitch-smacking hair pulling drama between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Joker Face Danielle  and Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley finally wooping Joker Face’s ass!

Dina Manzo tweeted:

“Not allowed to say if I am or not but let’s put it this way…I just finished doing all the promo shoots for season 2,”

NJ.com reported that all of these crazy ho’s will be back for a second season.

Kim Zolciak  is living her dream of  torturing audiences while their ears bleed with her Karaoke  one hit wonder “Tardy for the Party” at Splash in New York she happily announced that she once again kicked Big Poppa to the curb and  found    “someone” else to replace him. Andy Cohen happened to be there (how convenient!) and asked Kim who the lucky man was and Kim replied “who says it is a man?. ”

The rest of the evening Kim was seen smooching and cuddling  with a woman named DJ Tracy Young. Tracy happens to be a rich Bitch so this could be Kim’s new Big Momma. Dina Manzo was also in attendance. Methinks that Kim will sleep with anyone with money it doesn’t matter if that money has a wee-wee or a hoo-ha attached to it Kim will hump that money. Gay for pay!

Bethenny Frankel has once again posed nude for PETA for an ad that reads “Fur? I rather go naked” were she is showing her bare ass.Bethenny says that she is excited that she was already pregnant during the shoot “It’s so tasteful and beautifully done. I am especially pleased because it doesn’t look like there’s been any airbrushing, and I was already pregnant when I shot it. I am excited to know that I’ll be there on a billboard while everybody is doing their Christmas shopping and celebratingthe new year.”

Teresa Guidice had this to say about it via Twiter:

“Help me understand this, Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was ‘already pregnant’ at the time. She says she’s now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she’s four months pregnant now, she would’ve been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic.”
“Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I’m not buying the airbrushing thing in any case.”

So while some people are doing their shopping freezing their asses off in the brutal New York winter  they have to look at this huge billboard of Bethenny’s naked ass, feel guilty they are wearing fur and drop their fur coats in the middle of winter in New York? I don’t know about that; and I  am also not buying the airbrushing bullshit either. Bethenny I love you and everything, but that shit looks totally airbrushed and sperm doesn’t have calories. There, Teresa I told her!

Although, unlike Teresa, Bethenny does not get pregnant every five minutes  so being pregnant during the shoot was a big deal for Bethenny even if it was just 1 hour pregnant.

The 58-foot-tall billboard was unveiled earlier today at Broadway and 53rd Street in Times Square.

Kim Zolciak and Dina Manzo.

HA HA HA HA !

Last month November 11  the Jersey bitches were at a fashion show that took place at the Hamburg Turnpike Country Club taping for the next episode of Real Housewives Ho’s of New Jersey.

Joker Face Danielle Staub  must of said or did something stupid that set the other Bitches off (Why did I know this was going to happen?)  Jacqueline and Teresa got pissed off and waited for Joker Face outside the restroom confronted her, pushed her and pulled on her weave, but only meant to shift it a little. Joker Face told the judge she ran away afraid for her life then  she broke her hill and hid in the parking lot. I thought she said she was a badass?

A body guard found her and brought her back inside to finish getting her ass kicked by the other Bitches taping then Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley went after Joker Face and according to Joker Face Ashley said to her  “I’m going to kill you” Ashley then jumped her and ended up ripping her weave out and bitch was sitting there BAALD!. I hope Bravo captured all the insanity! Joker Face called the cops and pressed charges against 19 year old Ashley and the judge issued a summons against Ashley on charges of harassment and simple assault.

Ashley admitted she pulled Joker Face’s weave but says she did it because she thought that Joker Face hit her mom.

See, this is the kind of shit that the Bitches of Orange County don’t do, but need to! Soon. Maybe Lynne’s boozing daughter can rip Gretchen’s weave out and Gretchen can rip Tamra’s and Tamra can rip Gretchen’s armpit hair! BUT THEY DON’T DO IT! What a rip off. I want my dollar back!

Sources NJ.com and NYDailyNews

According to a new exciting development, Teresa is not losing her huge Marble Castle but some little shack with linoleum floors and that is a good thing.Thank God! Now I’m happy again. It sorta bummed me out when it was believed that her huge mansion was being lost. I wanted to see more filming inside that Mansion because it is so ridiculously huge and fascinating and hopefully if this is true and Teresa is not losing her  enormous catering hall, we will get to see her throw all kinds of shit around like, rolls of  hundred dollar bills out of her ass as well as big ass lavish parties; and flip tables at Bitches that get out of hand, filmed inside that insanely huuge mansion of hers.

Here is the original article originally posted by my reader LovinlifeinNY from NJ.com

Teresa Giudice not losing dream home; ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ drama debunked

“Real Housewives of New Jersey” Teresa Giudice, best known for table-flipping and her free-spending ways, has not been served with foreclosure papers on her Towaco chateau, as RadarOnline.com reported Thursday.

There are foreclosure papers that say Giudice owes $127,500, but they are for a property Giudice apparently owns in Lincoln Park, a good five miles (and a couple of socioeconomic levels) away. According to records obtained by the Star-Ledger, the property in question appears to be a .47-acre piece of land (roughly the size of Giudice’s master bedroom, from what saw of the mansion last season) off Pine Brook Road. She bought the property in 2005 for $170,000, and what’s more, it’s just one in a string of properties the industrious Giudice has bought in recent years. Teresa Giudice, house flipper? Who knew.

Giudice is still happily ensconced in the lavish mansion she shared with husband Joe and her four daughters, Gia, Gabriella, Milania and newborn Audriana. Our sources also tell us that she’s already back at work filming the second season of the ratings blockbuster. Check out who else we hear is returning.

I had a gut feeling this was going to happen to Teresa! Our favorite table flipping Italian Princess is being evicted from her lavish Taj Mahal marble mansion which is being foreclose by the bank,  her husband’s money printing machine  was destroyed by a missile from the bastard economy and Joe and Teresa where too busy  farting hundreds out of their ass  like they won the lottery  forgot to pay their mortgage and I guess the mob was not economy proof. OUCH! Fucking economy that bastard don’t give a shit that Teresa has to go live in some gross used shack and she hates  living in a used house because it is gross. So much for that!

Click here for the actual foreclosure notice from Radaronline posted by my reader Jen earlier.

Here is another article of her foreclosure from MediaTakeout.

Here is some pictures of the lavish mansion they must give up:

That sucks! And I like this crazy spoiled Bitch too! I wonder where she is gonna live now? She can now join the club of evicted and foreclose housewives which includes Jeana, Tamra, Sheree, Lisa, NeNe, Lynne and now Teresa; she is number 7 . I can’t keep track of all these Bitches getting evicted and or foreclose on, did I forget anyone?

(Damn! Her eyebrows look extra-Joker freaky in this picture!)

Kevin Maher filed a lawsuit  earlier this week, against Danielle Staub for talking shit about him to everybody and their grandma.

Here is the original article from E:

Ex Has Bone to Pick in Court With Real Housewives’ Danielle

UPDATE: Kevin Maher is clearly a man of his word. He filed a lawsuit against Danielle Staub for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress this week.

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Danielle Staub’s brief first marriage may not have been a bed of roses, but according to her ex, it certainly wasn’t a bed of broken glass, either!

Kevin Maher, who was married to the Real Housewives of New Jersey star for barely a year in the 1980s, tells E! News that Staub has repeatedly slandered him and he is planning to take legal action.

“I am filing a lawsuit against my ex-wife, Danielle Staub, stemming from her allegations that I raped her on a bed of broken glass, inserted my handgun inside her and played Russian Roulette, and last but not least, killing her dog by way of hanging it,” Maher states. “She also threatened me on the reunion show that Bravo aired.”

On that Real Housewives reunion special (which our guest blogger Bethenny Frankel found totally “boring”), Staub toted along a copy of Cop Without a Badge, an exposé about Maher’s life as a police informant that revealed Staub used to go by the name Beverly Ann Merrill, had a history of prostitution and drug use and once faced federal charges in connection with an extortion plot.

But Maher apparently fears that he’s the one who came out of all this looking bad.

“It hurt my business and my reputation,” Maher says of the comments Staub made about him after becoming a household name during the Jersey girls’ premiere season.

He says that, rather than settle, he wants his day in court—or, more pointedly, he wants to watch the 47-year-old mother of two squirm on the witness stand.

A rep for Staub did not immediately return a request for comment.

She and the father of her two daughters, Thomas Staub, divorced in 2007.

Jimmy Fallon did this little sketch of the Housewives with his own version. He got these Bitches numbers to a ‘ T ‘ specially the bossy delusional spoiled part. Fucking hilarious!