Melissa Gorga is getting a lot of  “display” this month and I hope she is enjoying it because according to All AboutTRHH she always wanted the fame and exposure that Teresa got and now her dream came true, so true, it is now a nightmare for Mel since the things that are being “displayed” are NOT the things she wants us to know about her.

An “insider” revealed that Melissa was so jealous of Teresa’s rise to fame that for THREE FUCKING YEARS this famewhoring cow stalked and harrassed Bravo begging them to throw her in the RHONJ circus of crazy and Bravo kept telling her to fuck off because she was a boring skank. 

Melissa didn’t give up and she persisted on her mission to get on that trash show no matter what, even if that meant she had to make deals with the devil and that’s exactly what she did when she contacted Danielle Staub aka Joker Face and proceeded to feed her information about Teresa and the Manzo’s , this way she can show Bravo she is a low brow shit stirrer worthy to be on Housewives. Even Joker Face didn’t want this bitch and her husband on the show, although Melissa’s plan was to be besties with Joker Face on camera in order to piss off Teresa and completely destroy what little peace they had in that chaotic family.

And supposedly this coming season Bravo is keeping Teresa as permanent asshole of the show because it seems that Melissa has talked through both sides of her mouth and manipulated not only Teresa’s old friends but also Bravo’s producers to have them on her side so that way they can monkey stomp on Tree.

From All AboutTRHH:

Melissa spent the past three years haunting Bravo and Danielle, trash-talking all of the Housewives but then kissing ass once they got on, then being mad at Teresa for being upset with them after all of that. Imagine your SIL, someone you have to see for the rest of your life, doing this for you – and your jealous and brainwashed friends sticking up for them. NEWSFLASH CAROLINE – Melissa was the one who told Danielle all about your stomach surgery, made the ‘rumors’ of Albert cheating at the Brownstone, and said ‘my daughter would never do that’ about Ashley. Wake the *beep* up.”

The truth will come out. Melissa tried to be on the show from the very beginning. They did not want her because she was boring. So, she stomped her feet and stalked Danielle Staub to the point where even Danielle (of all people) refused to bring her onto the show. Melissa AND Joe wanted to come on to surprise Teresa and be on-camera friends with Danielle. I wish that did happen because maybe Caroline and Jacqueline would not be believing all of Melissa’s lies like you will see in season four. She knows how to lie and get what she wants, but the truth will come out. Her stalking Danielle is what finally got her on the show. A lot was also said at season 2′s reunion (with Melissa’s name) that was completely removed because at the time, no one even knew who she was.”

 

Also click here for a lovely photo of Mel Ala Gretchen Rossi “on display” on the toilet.

 

 

Ok I know this recap is hella late, but I was called to do some Jane Bond Mission Impossible dirty work and was not around to rag on these ho’s ( At one point I cound’t reach the keyboard). Ok so here it is. Pretend I posted this earlier. Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion parts 1 & 2.

I hate to admit it, but Joker Face was right when she said those bitches don’t need her crazy crusty ass to bring on the drama because that shit was already there.

The first thing  Miss Andy brings up is the Greek tragedy these people’s lives have turned into and the missing Jacqueline who decided to hide under her bed with her eyes closed and her fingers in her ears until the Bravo van left her driveway.  Caroline blames Jacqueline’s absence on Teresa  because of the incident that took place at the Posche 2011 Fashion Showdown the previous night which Teresa caused, and because of all this Jacqueline is not attending and also because she doesn’t want to “look” at Teresa’s hair line. Teresa tells Caroline to not speak for that bitch and that if she started shit she should finish it. Caroline has her Godmother gloves on and Teresa says “bring it on baby!” she meant bitch.

Teresa says that she’s been laughing all the way to the bank with the money she was paid for the ruined 10-year relationshit with Jacqueline that unfolded on TV.Caroline says she is glad Teresa is laughing because Jacqueline is crying (since Jacqueline didn’t take advantage of jumping on the  hawking shit on TV train while the  Teresa relationshit was going to shit.) Teresa says she got her crying out of the way early and says Caroline is the captain of this bitch platoon that attacked her.

The cook/insult book gets brought up, and Teresa says something so stupid so ridiculous that makes her look like the biggest fool so far to hit these train-wreckage reunion shows. After Teresa gets called out on being a demented bitch, (who took an entire page of her book plus wasted energy on ragging on Melissa about being a copycat when instead she could of used that page for another recipe) Teresa tries to imply that she was not speaking about Melissa when she insulted her because she didn’t mention Melisa’s name. What kind of morons does she think everyone is? Andy was rolling up his eyes at this bitches moronic response. And I was embarrassed for her that’s how bad it was.

Caroline and Teresa keep being snippy at each other and Miss Andy feels this is a perfect time to bring up Teresa’s comment that Caroline is only 1/16th Italian. Teresa tries to downplay it like it’s no big deal and says if someone said the same thing to her she would just laugh it off, then she insults Caroline when she tells her in Italian I’M 100% ITALIAN! And it goes right over Caroline’s head because she doesn’t understand what Teresa just said.

Caroline expresses how very butt hurt she is that Teresa dared insult her baby’s ambitious desire to open up a car-wash strip joint. Teresa tries to say AGAIN that it was a joke “HA, HA!” But that she wouldn’t want her daughters to work in that puterio. Caroline then decides she will front Christopher the money to open up the strip/car-wash joint and recruit the Giudice girls when they each turn 18, but before they will each prick their finger in a spinning wheel as revenge. BUA HA HA!!

Teresa tries to say that if she didn’t love to insult Caroline she wouldn’t of put a lovely picture of her in her Fabulicious book. Caroline then says she wants Tree to take the picture of her out in all of the cookbooks, even the ones people bought. Meaning Teresa will have to somehow break into people’s houses Ninja style at night and rip the picture out. But then, she tells Teresa to leave the shitty comments to show the world who the asshole is.

Godmother Caroline is also pissed off that Teresa “poisoned” her opinions about Kathy and Melissa causing Caroline to treat them like shit. Teresa reminds Caroline she is her own damn person and Tree can’t influence Caroline to treat anyone like shit. Caroline brings up an example about how Teresa would tell her to never compliment that bitch Melissa and tell her she is pretty because she may believe it.

 Okay so after this, the whole incident of the last reunion when Teresa got up yelling in Joker Face’s mug and pushed Miss Andy like a rag-doll with her orangutan strength because Joker Face brought up Teresa’s nephew, gets revisited. Andy asks Melissa why Joker Face would bring up her son to instigate a bitch slap fest. Melissa has this OH SHIT BUSTED! look on her face because YOU KNOW she was bad mouthing Teresa to Satan on Facebook last time these bitches had a reunion.

Teresa expresses her disgust with her family joining the show, but specially Melissa who brings up how Teresa threatened her life right after Melissa got casted in the same circus as Teresa. 

More denial comes out of Teresa’s mouth this time though, she tries to say she was trying to protect Melissa’s big ass forehead and insist that since she was named the fore-headless wonder Melissa may be named the “horse forehead” bitch. Melissa assures everyone that she doesn’t have any self-esteem issues resulting from her gigantic forehead. Caroline gets all Godmother drama on Teresa and tells her she “crucified these people” and points at Kathy and Mel. I think Melissa should just share some of that “horse forehead” with Teresa and call it a night.

Clips from The Christening from Hell get played and we get to see Psycho Joey in his Tiara crying for daddy after he damn near flipped the table when he called Teresa “gawbage.” Teresa gets into it with Melissa over not inviting Psycho Joey to their House Skanks Premiere party. Teresa insists she didn’t invite Mel or Joey because she knew Mel didn’t want to go (because Teresa reads minds.)

 Then, Teresa gives a lesson on “what a good wife does” and says Mel is NOT a good wife for not calling Teresa to kiss her ass and beg her to invite Joey to the Premiere party.  Kathy points out to Teresa that her comment is offensive, but she is too stupid to know that. Everyone has a lame excuse for their behavior. Teresa says her dad doesn’t know Psycho Joey called her “gawbage” or else he will flip a table also.

Miss Andy asks Melissa why the fuck they were mad that Tree and Barney Devito when they were on the dance floor dancing with their baby, and of course that bitch stutters and makes a lame ass excuse. Oh well, I bet she is not even sure how it all got out of control that particular night anyway, since I bet it was all a combination of alcohol, asshole hair trigger-tempers and Bravo producers whispering in their ears and WALAH! They managed to ruin little Gino (or Joey’s?) Christening. FOREVER!

Teresa says that the only reason Psycho Midget Joey threw a fit the night of the Christening is because he believes she kept him off the show. Melissa asks “And you think a  man  cries like a baby  to his daddy on national TV because his sister kept him off the show?” I  can tell Teresa was thinking YEAH!

Miss Andy reads a viewer email to Melissa who calls out Psycho Joey for starting the Christening Brawl from hell after he name called Teresa and got all apeshit on her ass almost flipping the table. Melissa surprisingly says she doesn’t hold Teresa responsible for the shit flinging, and admits Psycho got it to the next level.

Kathy finds out she is also part Gorga and may have temper problems and Melissa gets asked if her sister was punched in the face by Mama Giudice and Teresa says she punched that bitch because she pulled her hair.

 

Teresa denies that Gia watched the Christening episode and tries to play dumb, but then Mama Manzo bustes her. Why doesn’t she just admit she let Gia watch the episode? What’s the big deal “she lived it” didn’t she?

Caroline says that Psycho Joey put on his tiara and sequin, then went all drama, held her hand and told her he felt terrible that he called his sister “gawbage.” Hmm? Why did he say this to Caroline? Did he apologize to Teresa? Maybe he should of saved the theatrics for that, no?

Caroline gets all crazy and yells that Teresa told her she didn’t want to make up with her “asshole” brother. Melissa drops her jaw all wide like she is about to gasp I guess when you call someone an “asshole” you are really threatening their life in this family. Wow! I must threaten my brother’s life quite a bit then. I just called him an asshole today as a matter of fact.

Teresa sits there trying to deny it, but her actions give it away. Mel also jumps in and sticks up for Caroline. It was a gang-bang.

Andy asks the bitches to please teach him how to speak New Joysey Slang. Lesson number one. “Youse” means “You guys” or “Ya’ all” meaning you are referring to a group of people. Andy revisits “ingrediencess” and then calls Melissa a “wench” Melissa admits she is a wench.

Andy then puts Melissa “On Display” and asks her the 110 million dollar question and asks her if she is half black. Why? Because she looks like the triplet of Tia and Tamera Mowry. The question should not be is Melissa Gorga half black the question should really be, are Tia and Tamera half Italian?

Teresa says she is supportive of Melissa’s one hit wonder music career and then calls her a goldigger.  We also found out Psycho Joe prints money in that big basement where he keeps the bodies of the guys that fucked him over.

Melissa kept dropping her mouth wide open gasping like an innocent little princess and Teresa said “Bring it on Bitches! Bring it on!”

Then Teresa calls Melissa the Devil because she is the one wearing red. Devils also wear blue.

 

Teresa gets called out for her Jewish friend comment. Then she apologizes for saying that, and insist it wasn’t meant as a racist remark since she will be trying to marry Gia off to a Jewish husband in the near future.

Andy asks Teresa how she feels about being the one that brings home the bacon while Barney Devito brings home tips from his minimum wage pizza parlor job. Teresa says it feels great and she is happy. I don’t hear them say “happy wife, hapy life” anymore since they almost went to jail for bankruptcy fraud and they had to change the Giudice slogan to “happy wife, bankruptcy for life”. Teresa also defends the fact she bought her children a shitload of toys for Christmas including a 200 dollar motorized toy car. But it was Jesus’s birthday!

Teresa also admits she was confused when the almost auction went on at her house where she believed she had Picasso paintings worth 50 thousand dollars!

Like this Picasso painting here Teresa owns, she paid fifty thousand dollars for it. She knows it is a fine Picasso painting because the guy at the furniture store told her it was an original Picasso (Damn! I gotta open me a furniture store full of tacky Tijuana shit near these fools!)

WHAT A MORON!!

We also found out Barney Devito is the “go-to-guy for business advice.” Then, Tree adamantly denies her husband being a shady character full of shadiness.

This whole time Caroline has been making “Quizzical” faces at Teresa. Caroline and Teresa get into it and Caroline feels she is “getting dumber as the minutes go by.” Because she is in a “whirlwind of stupid.” Teresa is contagious.

 

Part 2 of the Reunion.

Andy brings up to Melissa that he has never seen anyone as horny as Melissa’s husband and asks her how she keeps him happy. Melissa admits she has to give him booty once a day to keep him happy. But, twice would be better.  What she doesn’t know is that he is getting it 5 times a day when he goes out in this getup:

 How do you think he makes extra money to keeps Mel in Rolexes and living in a mansion?

The problem is Joe is REALLY good at his moonlighting job that he enjoys it. QUITE A BIT. And yes, Jacqueline gave him that outfit because she didn’t want it after Joe’s sweaty balls were in it, so she told him he could have it.

 After that, we have a contest over who has more sex between Teresa and Melissa. I would say about equal since Psycho Joe gets action from his Craiglist hookups while Barney Devito gets extra action from every toothless ho’ he has on the side.

Next they show everyone having sex.  Andy asks Melissa if it bothers her that Psycho Joe likes wearing women’s clothes too much. But, as I explained above he is doing it to keep this woman living in luxury so it doesn’t bother Melissa at all plus she says he’s been doing this a looong time. Even Teresa admits when they were little Psycho Drag Joey always ran around dressed up like a girl. What she doesn’t want to admit is that Joe DID try on her clothes when the two were growing up. (Notice how Kathy and Melissa laugh nervously when Teresa denies that Joey whore her clothes because the bitches know the truth.) Also Teresa’s pretty dresses and shoes always would come up missing and end up in Psycho Joey’s closet and those missing clothes are in that closet until this day.

 Miss Andy brings up Melissa’s past about “slamming the lady pond” and Melissa denies it by saying that her girlfriend was a lesbian, but she wasn’t. I guess she also left some of her clothes in that same closet Psycho Joe hid his sister’s stolen loot.

Teresa denies Barney Devito is a cheater and Caroline knows the bitch is just covering up for her man (the same way she would do) Miss Andy wanted to throw a log in that fire because it was getting too mellow, so he ask Teresa who she believes  leaked the info about Barney Devito’s cheating ways to the gossip blogs and of course Teresa falls Andy’s carefully planned input and insinuates it was Jacqueline who leaked out this info and that this why she is not here. Meanwhile Godmother Caroline is looking “Quizzical” again.

  Miss Andy asks Caroline if Johnny and Christopher are still friends even thought the Manzo’s kicked Kim G out of someone else’s party. Caroline insist that the boys are still in good terms and that Johnny G knows his mom is nuts so it doesn’t make any difference. Teresa brings up that the reason she didn’t like Kim G was because of Caroline’s influence (kind of like the same shit Caroline said earlier about not liking Kathy and Mel because of Teresa’s input.)

Caroline gets asks why she calls her daughter fat when she reminds her she has eight pounds of sausage in a five pound bag. Caroline says she needs to let her daughter know how it is or else who will?  Caroline also gets asked why her husband lied on his application when he had that city job and she tries to stumble around a lame answer. Bottom line is the so called Brownstone apartment wasn’t his permanent residence unless she kicked him out of the house and he lives at the Brownstoner full time.

When Dina and Caroline’s fractured relationship gets brought up Caroline immediately blames Teresa for the damage.

Caroline brings up that the fame has gotten to Teresa. She also admits she talks about that bitch all the time because she doesn’t like her. Tree turns up the sassy and says I’M AS REAL AS THEY COME AND YOU KNOW IT. Mel attacks back and tells Teresa if she keeps spitting that bullshit out it may come true. I guess she was giving Teresa her very own advice which by the way Melissa practices it. Daily. Caroline also says that her feet are planted on the ground and that she chooses to be a mother to her children instead of being on the tabloids. Then she ran to the tabloid crying that her grown children didn’t sign up for this.

Teresa starts freaking out yelling WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!??!! NO WONDER WHY DINA DOESN’T WANNA SPEAK TO YOU!! Dina responded to that on her blog and said she wasn’t taking sides with those crazy bitches.

Caroline responded:

YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT AND YOUR WASTING THIS TAPE

Well too late for that!

Teresa repeats YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT and they go back and forth like 6th graders. Caroline also reveals that because of TERESA Dina is also not speaking to everyone in her house including her children, Jacqueline and her brother Chris.  All because Dina took Teresa’s side, I don’t know maybe Dina is Teresa’s secret lesbian lover too maybe that’s why.

They briefly mentioned that Ashley is an Assholey and Kathy explains it perfectly when she mentioned that “Ashley just hasn’t reached her AH, HA moment” yet. I agree.

Kathy finds out she may have Ramonitis of the eyes after Andy diagnoses her.

See twins separated at birth.

Andy decided it was time to question Kathy’s abilities to successfully throw “all night hookah and cannoli parties.”

Kathy admits that by smoking a little munchy tobacky in her hookah

  

Leads her to genious moments of delicious munchies.

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Teresa just wishes she could have some of the “ingrediencess” in that magical hookah, that make Kathy cook this awesome.

I

  

Ritchie’s job is to keep New Joysey flushed with the good shit.

And speaking about easy going fun stuff, Kathy talks about her daughter Victoria (whose boyfriend is suffering from cracked-nuts courtesy of Ritchie) Kathy says she is grateful her daughter survived a brain tumor. Teresa interrupts to make it about herself and about how Mother Teresa being at the hospital for Victoria “every day” made her realize she doesn’t sweat the small things.

  

This is the other bitches reactions:

  

WTF??!!

Right after Teresa says she doesn’t trip on small shit Ritchie gets brought up and  Teresa says it’s all Ritchie’s fault she doesn’t get invited to Kathy’s hookah parties and all night muchie benders.

Teresa says that because Ritchie is an asshole to her she “dessence” herself from him and Andy ask her what the fuck she is saying? Bitch you don’t know what you’re saying! Tree is pissed that Barney Devito and Ritchie would gang up on her.

Following that little pile up the incident with Audriana gets brought up. Teresa says her child was not unattended and she doesn’t want Kathy calling her a bad parent.  Caroline tries to explain to Teresa that she should be grateful her cousin took Audriana out of danger .

 

Finally Teresa admits she was overreacting, but it took her all season to come to this conclusion.

The Christmas fight gets brought up and Teresa says she wanted her brother and sister-in-law to stay with her all night NOT just three hours. Then she says the other bitches are all bad people.

And Caroline realizes that they are all fucking crazy. Including her.

Big ole’ yelling match among all the bitches followed , but it was specially all of them jumping on Teresa.

Melissa brought up Barney Devito’s name calling her “raccoon face” Teresa immediately jumps in and says,

 ”HE WAS TALKING ABOUT KATHY!”

  

Watchoo Talkin’ Bout, Willis!?

  

SOOO THAT’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT BETTER???

  

CONGRATULATIONS TERESA YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON!!

After Teresa made an ass of herself Andy asks her why can’t she shut her trap and listen for a minute. Of course it goes into Teresa’s one ear and out the other.

  

After another blowup we find what place everyone is in.

Teresa gets called out on blaming Melissa for her family being broken up Melissa denies it and I agree with Carolines statement earlier that they are all fucking crazy.

  

Here’s Kathy’s WTF?? Reaction.

 

After Tree and Mel get into an argument over what Melissa would gain over breaking up the family, Melissa realizes that you can’t argue with crazy. You just can’t.

I give up.

Teresa and Teresa Jr get compared and Caroline resolves the problem these two bitches have in one shot.

They’re the same person.

Tree and Mel argue back and forth on who is the queen of tacky.

  

The older bitches realizes these younger ho’s are fighting over nothing since in Northen New Joysey everyone is tackyliceous since they “all have the same bedspread and same robes”

After this Andy brings up Teresa’s obsession with being in control of her brother and she is reminded it is illegal to marry your brother.

Tree and Mel continue their competition on whose family is more Tacky Italian. Because with Teresa it always boils down to that. They proceed their back and forth arguing over the title of Queen of the Tacky.

Andy asks Teresa if she regrets saying anything bad about Melissa on the show and NOT surprisingly she turns it around and makes it about Melissa regreting saying something bad about her on the show. Andy has to rephrase that again. Melissa reads off a list of things that Teresa should regret and Teresa mumbles “the poison”. That’s it. Same question for Melissa and she said she regreted something lame to do with them paying their bills.

The feud of the “Joes” gets mentioned and we all find out it goes way back before they all joined the 3 ring circus.  Teresa is quoted saying she blames her husband and her brother because:

 

 ”they’re like girls.”

 

 

No it’s more like:

Andy calls out Teresa’s husband for using the “F” word and Melissa tries to say her husband doesn’t use that word. Somehow I’m siding with Tree on that one because I don’t believe Melissa.

 

Andy asks Caroline her opinion on Barney Devito’s favorite gay slur to use , but since in these families everyone uses that word even Caroline sticks up for Barney Devito and just says that his ass doesn’t mean it with maliciousness he  is just ignorant and grew up under a rock.

 

Teresa explains it best.

And that is also the reason why he is a wreckless drunk who chips his teeth and yells at his wife while calling his other relatives “white trash”.

Gia’s sad song gets brought up and Caroline calls it a “disgrace”.In the end nothing gets resolved the only thing left to do is for all these bitches to go scratch their ass.

After rumors hit the web regarding Jacqueline Laurita’s stripper past in Vegas she came back swinging and insist this is a bunch of fabricated bullshit. In fact, even Jacqueline’s father tweeted yesterday that this is nonsense. He states she was working in a convention job because his friend Steve Shirippa from the Soprano’s recommended her for it:

jgrippeJerry Grippe

Very upset about In Touch article. My friend, Steve Shirippa,(Sopranos) recommended Jacq for a convention job in Chicago w/ Versace Sport.

Jacqueline went on to post a long PDF file that states a play by play of how she met husband Chris Laurita:

“HOW I MET CHRIS”
For those of you who have been asking about how Chris and I met, I will tell you the story. Chris and I met the summer of 1996 when Ashley was only five years old. At the time, I rented a chair in a salon doing hair as a licensed cosmetologist in Las Vegas, Nevada where I had moved with my ex-husband and my parents in 1990.

I also would work my salon schedule and appointments around certain weeks when I was modeling at conventions that frequently came to our town. It was good money that I needed and I enjoyed doing it. I don’t really like to call it modeling because it wasn’t as glamorous as print work and runway, but I had fun doing it anyway.

I modeled clothes, shoes, accessories, electronics, computer programs, just what ever came to town. I never took jobs out of town because I had to take care of a small child. One day my Dad, who was senior vice president of operations at the Riviera Hotel and Casino, told me that a coworker of his knew a guy that needed a model to work in his booth at a trade show in Chicago. It was for the the NSGA (National Sporting Goods) trade show or something like that. I could never afford a vacation, so a trip to Chicago sounded like a pretty good deal to me and came at a time when I really felt like I needed to get away. My Dad’s coworker was a guy named Steve Shiripa.
You may know him by his character on The Sopranos. Steve is actually the guy that introduced me to a friend who hired me to do that job in Chicago. Meanwhile, Chris was a jobber in the wholesale apparel business and was building a new company. He was returning from vacation when he and his brothers decided last minute to go to the convention in Chicago. Chris was living in New Jersey at the time. Fate and destiny at work. Chris and his brothers happened to come by our booth and his brother just happened to know one of the girls I was working with through her sister. Small world. Chris and I were introduced. I thought nothing of it, besides the fact that he was a handsome guy with pretty blue eyes and dimples who was very quiet and seemed shy, but sexy at the same time.

Chris and his brothers came back around later that day and invited us to a dinner they were having. I originally said no because I didn’t know them well enough, but the girl I was working with kept insisting that she knew them to be good guys. She told me that Chris wasn’t going to go unless I went. I found that strange and hard to believe because Chris and I hadn’t spoken much, but I was intrigued at the same time. I finally agreed to go to the dinner but only if we met them there. Chris and I sat across from each other and basically tuned everyone else
out all night while we talked and laughed. We had an instant connection. I had a great time with him.

When I left, we exchanged numbers to keep in touch, never thinking it could go anywhere because of the distance between us. From that day on it was nonstop visiting and ridiculously long and frequent phone calls in which we really got to know each other and became the best of friends and fell in love. That went on for about five years. There was a year break between us after three years. I really had no desire to move to New Jersey at the time and pull Ashley away from my family and friends and he couldn’t make the move to Nevada. We couldn’t move forward. I was so in love with him and I wasn’t dating other people, but I was scared to make the move. After our year apart, our failed attempts to get each other out of our minds and attempts of being with other people, we both realized we were just meant to be together and it wasn’t worth fighting it anymore. We had missed being in each other’s lives so much. We knew we loved each other but I just didn’t know where he would fit in and where it could go.

We reconnected and then a year later he came to me and proposed to me right in front of Ashley. I had to make a decision right then and there. HELL YES! I decided to go for it. I knew if I didn’t that I might regret it the rest of me life. I knew that I loved Chris, he made me laugh, we both enjoyed a lot of the same interests, we had the same family values, and wanted similar things for our future. I felt safe with him and knew that he would always take care of me and Ashley, and he’d treat her like his own daughter. It was the best decision I ever made! We’ve been together since and we’re still going strong. I still see my Nevada friends and family often. It all worked out.(While dating Chris I also went on to work for Lancome and worked on-call for swing and graveyard shifts as a cocktail waitress for a local hotel and casino called Samstown. I also freelanced as a makeup artist, just in case you were wondering.) That’s the end of my long ass story and the beginning of a new one that you’re more familiar with … my life in New Jersey.

Jax also posted on Twitter a very blurry, grainy picture (that looks more like something on Paranormal Activity)  of her in front of the booth she worked at the day she met Chris.

She also posted this restaurant card from the day they met:

And this copy of an airplane roundtrip  Chicago/Vegas ticket, there is also business cards with her name that don’t say Professional Prostitution Whore (she left that one out!):

According to US Weekly Jacqueline  “will never speak to Teresa again,” and Caroline Manzo “hasn’t spoken to Teresa in months,” because “Every time they get together to film, everyone’s fighting with Teresa.” Melissa added that “Caroline is upset over the charade.” and  that “Teresa and Melissa still communicate for family stuff, but things are strained,”

So what do you bitches think is she lying to cover her ass? Ooor did Joker Face and Teresa cooked this one up in their bullshit cauldron?

Yes I am getting in the Halloween spirit. I honestly don’t care if Jax used to be a stripper or not, and I know one way or the other the truth always comes out in the end anyway. The one thing I was mostly curios about was where did she live before Vegas? I send her a tweet asking her, but I doubt she will answer a smart ass blogger who clowns on her.

By TwitterButtons.com

Rumors about Jacqueline Laurita being a former Las Vegas stripper have been swirling around for quite some time now. Although this information has not been confirmed before; In Touch Weekly is stating that according to a “source” (Teresa?) Jacqueline was indeed a stripper in Vegas and that while she was shaking her ass for dollar bills, she met her future husband Christopher Laurita who swept her and Ashley away into the posh life of the New Jersey suburbs and turn the ho’ into a real housewife.

The so called source (and we all know who the source is right bitches?) told the mag that Jacqueline has admitted to her close friends she used to strip for cash. “She has confirmed her stripper past to multiple friends who are covering up for her,” and supposedly she is desperately asking people to keep a lid on it. “She is telling everyone to deny it!”

And of course the cliche reason for her exotic dancer job was because. “At the time, she was a single mom who needed to dance at a club in order to pay her bills,”

Teresa I mean, the “source”  also revealed that the real reason Jacqueline chickened out of the reunion was because she was scared of Joker Face showing up to help air Jacqueline’s dirty chones. “She feared that Danielle Staub would make a surprise appearance and tell all about Jacqueline’s stripping past,” and added . “She didn’t want to face the truth!”

And apparently Joker Face has  claimed Jacqueline confided in her that she used to polish the pole. When someone tweeted Joker Face a question regarding Jacqueline’s past. ‘Would u mind responding to the rumors that [Jacqueline was] an exotic dancer years ago in LV?’ Danielle tweeted back, “She was and then some.” “And then some?” Is this mean there is more? Perhaps prostitution whoring also?

Jacqueline is also apparently paranoid that her husband’s financial problems will also be aired out. According to the “source” (cough, Tree, cough!) Chris Laurita’s company Signature Apparel Group is in the hole for 25 million dollars and back in 2009 the company filed bankruptcy.

This makes sense, since days before the reunion Joker Face stated she was contacted to be on the show one more time and it also makes me question why whenever Jacqueline fights with her daughter Ashley, she always backs down and Ashley acts like she has the upper hand and her mother is below her because she knows something Jacqueline doesn’t want her to blurt out in the middle of a fight. I am surprised when they had their big intervention fight at the restaurant Ashley didn’t say  “At least I am 20 and don’t have a kid or am a stripper!”

Also in the same magazine Teresa’s husband’s philandering was mentioned. Apparently Barney Devito was in Atlantic City with an unidentified blonde. The witness reports: “He was drinking at the Waterfront Tower with four women [one of which was the blonde],”the source also states that Barney Devito was trying to keep a low profile. “At 2 a.m., I saw Joe leave a hotel room carrying his duffel bag. He looked like he didn’t want to be noticed.” Barney Devito denies this and tries to make it sound like gangs of bitches are just throwing their panties at him Another so called witness tried to cover up for Barney Devito, “about 30 women approached Joe that night, and he never went to a hotel room.”

To top it off supposedly Davana Medina the other woman that was caught having dinner with Barney Devito was dumped by her boyfriend when all this shit came out!

Since everyone hates Teresa it is really kinda hard to guess which one of the bitches leaked this out, but I am going with Kim Granny-Tell as the winner.

Thanks to my readers for the heads up on this juicy gossip.

While Teresa gets her family ready for the Gorga/Giudice family portrait she tells her husband Barney Devito she believes the family feud is coming to an end, but Barney Devito doesn’t believe that, which is why he doesn’t stop Milania from beating the crap out of the baby Audriana since in a few years they will both be bitch slapping each other and throwing tables at family weddings, gatherings and their future children Christenings  so why not allow them to train on their furniture throwing and weave pulling skills while they are young. This way they can continue the Gorga/Giudice family tradition of keeping petty scores and fighting over bullshit, they been doing it since before they all joined this TV show wreckage wasn’t the old people fighting too Kathy’s mom and Tree’s dad? Or some shit like that? So there you go. It’s a family tradition they just don’t know it yet.

Next we have a boring segment of Ashley getting a pep-talk from uncle Jaime who is the gen-X version of the black sheep of the Manzo clan. It appears he passed the back sheep torch to Ashley a few years back and now he is in town to talk to Ashley about how to remain being a successful black sheep of the family and make your own money because California condos and “swallow’ tattoos cost money unless you are willing to swallow in exchange.

The Godmother gives some generic advice on her radio show to callers that are getting laughed at by her lovely children the Manzo kids. Ooh, the fun bonding activities they share!

At the Wikipedia’s young Miss Victoria is going to some kind of school prom and being properly courted by a well-dressed frightened young man who is being warned by old man Wikipedia that he will suffer from cracked nuts if young Miss Victoria comes back de-virginized. Later when it’s time to go young Miss Victoria comes down the steps with her pretty dress and Papa Ritchie thinks she forgot to put her jeans underneath.

Its family portrait day and grandpa Gorga stumbles in to the house, bitching and complaining that he can’t see shit because he just came back from the doctors who put eye-drops in his eyes just in case another fun night of table flipping and yelling (like the Christening from hell) occurs this way he doesn’t have to see it. Psycho midget Joey wants to drink with grandpa Gorga, but this makes little Gia nervous because she knows once the adults start drinking the punches start flying and she’s seen this one too many times in her young life so she tries to stop them, to no avail.

Later grandpa Gorga farts during the family photo-shoot and the photographer tells him to stop farting. But it’s too late the green toxic fart cloud is already hanging over the family picture that already got taken it represents the Gorga/Giudice feud and the fart that bonds them together.

And now the gossip/recipe cookbook Fabulicious. At Caroline’s Lauren has a surprise surprise for Caroline. (She wasn’t surprised she seen this earlier) and it’s a copy of Teresa’s latest cookbook. Lauren tells her mother Caroline what asshole Tree wrote about her in the cookbook calling her “Italian as the Olive Garden” ragging on the way Caroline prepares her fried meatballs and saying Caroline is only 1/16th Italian. So Caroline acts like she is pissed (she is still pissed from earlier when she originally read the book, but now the cameras are here so she gets worked up again) and Gregg yells “AWWW HELL NOOO!!!”

As Lauren continues to read the list of insults that Teresa printed in her cookbook mama Manzo gets more and more pissed-off specially when she is reminded that Teresa insulted her baby Christopher for wanting to open up a stripper/car-wash and Teresa says she wouldn’t want her daughters working there. That’s true I guess she wouldn’t want Gia to be the main attraction over at Bada Bing’s Car Wash Boobs and Lube, while poor Milania has to work as security. Not fair why can’t they both be the main attraction? Just kidding they are good girls, they are going to be pimping those bitches instead not being one of them , which is much better.

Caroline then says that her friend-shit with Teresa is over. The other Manzo children start  howling  a war-bark at the moon, and Lauren finishes it with “Hang around shit long enough you start to stink.”

At Kathy’s her husband Ritchie throws away the book when they also discovered Teresa called him an annoying asshole and at Melissa’s she complains to her older sister that Tree called her a copycat and she says she will hide this book from Psycho Joey and since his punk ass don’t know how to read he is not going to find out what Tree wrote about Mel. That is until the episode airs and he sees for himself.

Jacqueline shows up at Tree’s to confront her about the book, but chickens out later when she notices that Gia is on her mama’s side when it comes to Tio Joe and how “Melissa controls him.”

 

 

 Recent reports surfaced regarding Teresa Giudice’s husband’s alleged cheating agenda on the night that Teresa was busy smacking bitches with dead chicken carcasses at the annual Posche Fashion Show.

Davana Medina, the woman that was supposedly having a romantic dinner with Barney Devito is speaking out. She told Star Magazine she has know the Giudices for years “I’ve known Joe and Teresa since I was little.” And there was no Hanky del Panky going on, or so she says “We were old friends having fun,” I BET!

Although Teresa insisted she wasn’t pissed off at all that Barney Devito was out on a questionable dinner with another woman and calls Davana a “family friend,” Davana says Teresa was fuming and flipping tables because her husband was out on a date with her. She also hints she is not close to Teresa she is close to Barney Devito! Davana also says that Teresa just said she wasn’t upset to save face “I think she’s upset because it makes her look like a jerk,” and added “But I don’t need to apologize for anything.” HA, HA, HA!!! WHAT A BITCH!

 

Barney Devito and Davana have a romantic past and the Bitch-I-Will-Cut-You tone Davana uses when she talks about Teresa (like she is in competition with her for Barney Devito’s stuby sausage prize) seems very questionable like something is going on, other sources added “Davana and Joe had a past together, and who knows what’s going on now?” and added, “Teresa had better watch her back.”

 Seriously in all seriousness WHY? would a married man have dinner with a woman that is NOT even friends with his wife only his friend? Even if they go way back WHY? Right? No other reason than for some T&A (because I know it ain’t for intelligent conversation) specially a man like Barney Devito who believes “all women are fucking retarded” and good for one thing anyway.

 

And the latest gossip according to In Touch Weekly magazine which they should just change the name to, Teresa’s Loud Speaker, The Godmother Caroline Manzo and husband are having money trouble Teresa the inside source told the magazine “She and her husband have big credit problems, and they’ve mortgaged the hell out of The Brownstone,” the source also adds that Caroline is very jealous of Teresa’s succes because her dream has always been to have her own cookbook Ala-Teresa,  just like Teresa said last week. Teresa The source added “It’s got to be hard watching Teresa, whom she hates, do just that.”

The same source also says that Jacqueline Laurita skipped out the reunion NOT because of the incident at the Posche Fashion Show, but because she is jelaous of Teresa according to Teresa the source  Jacqueline and husband Chris are having their own financial problems “I’ve seen her husband Chris’ credit card declined numerous times.”  When Jacqueline got wind of what Teresa told the magazine she took to her favorite weapon the Tweeter and posted this shit “Another disgusting display of Teresa’s lies. Keep hanging yourself!Tell every1 the plan2file4bankruptcy#2@how u laugh At beating the system!”

Teresa also insist her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga is a major bitch and gold digger who only married Tree’s bro for money, “She got a little buzzed, and she said she didn’t like him when she first met him. ‘But then,’ she says, ‘I saw his house.”

And finally professional shit-stirrer Kim Grannatell proudly announced she was the one who leaked the photos of Barney Devito and mystery woman, “In Touch Mag. Teresa’s husband and his latest GF. Thanks to Tom Murro and myself for having those photos! Jacqueline nothing to do with them.”

 

Thanks Nikki for the heads up!

 Dina Manzo was recently bombarded with mean tweets accusing her of taking sides in the Teresa vs Caroline ring match that’s exploding on tonight’s reunion. Dina however insist she is staying out of that bitch slap fest despite the fact that Caroline blames Teresa for the sister’s fallout. Dina insist she knew nothing about Tree and Caroline not getting along :

 ” Eww getting some MEAN tweets,I didn’t take sides, don’t assume~didn’t even know they were not getting along until recently~I’m not involved.”

 

All this bullshit of course has been simmering for a loooong time Caroline has been getting sick of Teresa’s ignoramus attitudes and when Teresa slammed Caroline and her son in her recent cookbook that was the final straw that broke the camel’s back and made all hell break lose.

Caroline went on the Gayle King show and stated that she didn’t consider that bitch Teresa a friend anyway so screw her, “We were never really friends,” and adds “She was an acquaintance. She was very good friends with my sister, (Jacqueline Laurita)…. I think Jacqueline suffered the biggest blow here.”

 

 Teresa Giudice managed to finally push even Caroline Manzo away after accusing her of being only 1/16th Olive Garden Italian and having a pervy-wannabee- car-wash pimp son.

 Caroline is barking back at Teresa for all that shit. She recently gave Life & Style Magazine an interview where she straight up says she is “done” with Teresa and her bullshit.

 “I’m done with her,” she tells Life & Style. ”We’re housewives, nothing more,” Caroline also says Teresa is delusional because she thinks she is an “A” lister. “But she believes she’s Angelina Jolie or something!” A Giudice family friend told the magazine, “Teresa has no friends — none,” she also managed to burn and destroy every bridge.“They are beyond finished with her.”

  During the tapping of the reunion all the other skanks (except Jacqueline who didn’t attend) ganged up on Teresa. Melissa called her a devil who is “turning evil.” Caroline also says that because Teresa wanted to so badly maintain this image that she is a no boundaries-asshole giving her the right to say and do whatever the fuck she wants, she ended up crossing all kinds of lines that Caroline is not happy about and feels that Teresa’s I SHIT ON EVERYBODY attitude qualifies her for bully status. “She’s a bully,” she adds.  “She crossed the line in so many ways in trying to maintain this image that she has, that there were no boundaries.”

  

 

Recently Teresa had a launch party for the new line of feet-wine she will be selling. Her Fabellini Wine Launch party was held at the Brotherhood Winery on October 7, 2011 in Washingtonville, New York. None of Teresa’s RHONJ costars showed up. The only one who showed up to show support was Dina Manzo.

Caroline also finally admitted during the reunion she and her little sister Dina Manzo are no longer speaking and it all has to do with Teresa! Back in June it was rumored that Dina and Caroline stopped following each other on Twitter and they stopped talking to each other, but at that time Caroline was denying the rumors.

 In a reunion clip Teresa attacks Caroline by saying “No wonder why Dina doesn’t want to talk to you! Like, what happened to you?” and Caroline fires back “I lost a lot of my relationship with her.” Andy asks her “With Dina?” and after Caroline affirms it she looks at Teresa “I’m looking at you.”

She also states that Jacqueline did not attend the tapping of the reunion because of some ”incident” with Teresa and Caroline says that Jacqueline finally took the “rose-colored glasses” off.

Caroline also feels awful she was an asshole to Kathy and Melissa because of shit that Teresa fed her about the two. She told The Insider. “I was awful to them, awful to them. [Kathy] came to my house, this poor thing — her angel wings are underneath the dress, you don’t see them — and I abused her. Because I had a preconceived notion about who they were, and it was so far from the truth.”

Caroline is also disgusted with Teresa playing hurt victim when she is the one doing all the bitch-slapping. “You don’t have the right to play the victim when you’re the one doing all the hitting. Everybody here wants to hug… Everybody loves each other here, it’s all love.”  She also says she doesn’t feel sorry for Tree. ”Why should I feel sorry for somebody that walks away from people that want to help her, that walks away from love and tries to hurt?”

 Melissa added that the reunion will “answer a lot of questions for the viewers,” and will be very “eye-opening”. And adds,“Everyone’s going to have every answer they ever asked for.”

 

 

Teresa Giudice doesn’t apologize for bashing Caroline Manzo and son in her cookbook when she called Caroline one sixteenth Italian and took a big put down dump all over Christopher’s idea for a topless car-wash club. Teresa insists she was just kidding. Just like if she poked you in each eye with her acrylic nails while spitting on you and explaining that she was just kidding . She also says that Caroline is a jealous bitch.

From People.com:

“When it served her purpose, she was my friend,” Caroline Manzo said on the finale, adding that there was “no legitimate reason” for Giudice to make remarks at her expense in a cookbook.

 Teresa told former friendJacqueline Laurita on the show the comments were meant as a joke. 

And she defended herself in a post on teresagiudice.com: “Ask yourself when you watch the episode: Why would I purposefully insult someone I had only ever been nice to – even nice to behind their back, unlike how they were to me?”

She also says that Caroline may be jealous of her cookbook.“I remember when I was writing my very first book proposal, Caroline was also trying to sell her own cookbook (and 5 other Housewives were too!). Caroline told me I was doing it wrong, that I wasn’t smart enough, that I didn’t have the right agent, the right co-writer, the right anything,” she says. “I took her criticism like I always do, with a smile, and did what I wanted to anyway. And my book got picked up. Caroline’s didn’t. Not one publisher wanted it.”

Hey hot bitches! Sorry I haven’t been here to discuss the latest shenanigans, but I’ve been sick like a dog coughing and sleeping for the past 3 days. So the newest developments in the Teresa/Melissa/Barney Devito/cheating/ jealousy/extravaganza/ rumor mill (which were pretty obvious to begin with) are stating (through inside sources of course) that Teresa is indeed “a mess” and very “upset” over Barney Devito and his cheating ways.

The source told Reality Tea that Barney Devito has ran around with other WOMENS behind Teresa’s back for ever, “Teresa has accused him of infidelity many times over the years,” and this shit has gone on, of course, for years before the RHONJ!  “Before she was on RHONJ, she expressed that to her family and friends.”

Teresa is livid over the cheating rumors and is not cool with it, like the Huffington Post article stated earlier “Joe isn’t so innocent and she knows it. She isn’t home laughing like Rob’s article said. She is a mess.” Plus as I suspected Barney Devito has always pulled this cheating shit “Over the years Joe has been in some shady situations and his loyalty to Teresa has been questionable. He very frequently went to strip clubs and spent many late nights out with “the guys”. That is why when the show started Teresa was always talking about their sex life.” And obvious very very obvious “Joe cannot stand Teresa. The way he acts toward her on TV is the real deal,” I KNEW IT! Teresa is also said to be “panicking” over Jacqueline’s recent tweets.

Well DUH? Another thing I want to point out and it is very obvious. On the last episode when Melissa did her thing Barney Devito was all turned on by sexy beast Melissa because that hug didn’t have to last that long and it was OBVIOUS that Teresa was hating that shit! Look at Teresa’s facial expressions during Melissa’s performance she looks disgusted and when she realizes the camera is lurking she forces a fake constipated smile.

Also Bravo is rumoring to be thinking about adding more family to this bio-hazard cocktail mix of crazy. Barney Devito’s (Joe Giudice) sister-in-law Sheila Giudice married to Barney Devito’s brother Pete (pictured below) may join the next season of this circus of chaos. And this bitch also HATES TERESA! SURPRISE SURPRISE!

Earlier Huffington Post spit out a rumor that the two Housewives Caroline and Jacqueline have been fired by Bravo.“Jacqueline and Caroline were told months ago that they wouldn’t be returning for a fifth Season if they didn’t bring the drama,” a network insider tells me. “This season has been dominated by Melissa [Gorga] and Teresa [Giudice] drama and season four, that they are filming right now, is going to be no different.”

Also Bravo has been trying like hell to get these bitches riled up and to fight with each other by showing them instigating footage of each other when they are running their fat mouths. “Producers have been showing all the ladies private footage of what they have all been saying behind each others’ backs hoping to bring Jacqueline and Caroline into the drama,” an insider tells me. “But so far, they have kept their cool on camera and saved the drama for Twitter, not TV.”

Also Jacqueline decided to take the mature way out of the reunion by insisting on throwing a fit and hiding in her house the day of the reunion-tapings, while a Bravo car sat outside her driveway waiting for her to come out. “Jacqueline refused to come out of her house the day of the reunion taping,” an insider tells me. “Bravo’s car sat in the driveway all day and she just refused to leave her home even if it meant she was violating her contract.”

But Bravo denies the firing rumors: “Bravo is not firing anyone from ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey.’ This is completely inaccurate from sources who are unreliable and making up rumors,” a spokesperson for the network says. “All five cast members will be featured on season four. No decisions have been made about season five at this time.”

Caroline Manzo also denies that Jacqueline is quitting and states that Jacqueline was on a pissed-off-bitch-rant and was talking out of her ass when she said  she was quitting this mess. “We have our good days and our bad days,” she explained. “Every single one of us has felt like [leaving].” And added “Maybe [Jackie's] in a funk now, and in two hours she’ll be like, ‘Hey, when are we filming next week?’”

What that translates to me is that Jacqueline and company is so concerned Bravo may sue her ass for breach of contract or some shit and that’s why Caroline is trying to cover Jacqueline’s ass by saying she didn’t quit because they are “thick as thieves” you know, and family has to stick together!

Also just a little bit ago today People Magazine is stating Teresa found out the other Housewives hate her and she is responding to that:

“The whole time we were filming [season 3], I had no idea what other people were saying about me,” Giudice, 39, writes in her latest blogfor BravoTV.com. “I just assumed they were all my friends.” Though she specifically refers to “the other ladies having a go at me” on the show, Giudice may as well have been addressing costar Jacqueline Laurita, who earlier this week vented about Giudice on Twitter.

And while Tree has no friends a no one wants to play with her anymore, Jacqueline is in deep shit with Bravo; her ass is scared Bravo may penalized her for hiding under her bed the entire time the Bravo van was sitting outside her driveway while the reunion was taping away.

“It’s true. Jacqueline didn’t attend the reunion and doesn’t wish to return to the show,” a source close to the production tells The Hollywood Reporter about recent reports.

The source tells THR that the housewife is currently waiting to see how Bravo will penalize her for skipping the Season 3 reunion and not fulfilling her contract.

It all started on Twitter earlier this week when she voiced her frustrations with the show’s drama stating, “Someone (not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.”

Laurita also tweeted, “No reunion for me,” which she later followed up with what looked like her resignation from the show. “I can’t be part of the Charade any more,” she writes. “It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife.”

Laurita’s biggest beef is with cast mate Teresa Giudice. “Teresa has tried to sabotage every member of the cast in many different ways,” the source says. “She’s fooling the public in many ways.”

The housewife also feels that the show’s producers have “created unnecessary and forced drama” according to the source. And with just a month left of shooting on Season 4, she’s “rebelling.”

“She wants to protect her family and her sanity,” the source says. “She feels the environment isn’t healthy and she can’t trust anyone. It’s become stressful for her and it’s just not fun for her anymore.”

Bravo did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

I wonder if Bravo will sue or just send hired goons to her house?