Hey hot bitches! Sorry I haven’t been here to discuss the latest shenanigans, but I’ve been sick like a dog coughing and sleeping for the past 3 days. So the newest developments in the Teresa/Melissa/Barney Devito/cheating/ jealousy/extravaganza/ rumor mill (which were pretty obvious to begin with) are stating (through inside sources of course) that Teresa is indeed “a mess” and very “upset” over Barney Devito and his cheating ways.

The source told Reality Tea that Barney Devito has ran around with other WOMENS behind Teresa’s back for ever, “Teresa has accused him of infidelity many times over the years,” and this shit has gone on, of course, for years before the RHONJ!  “Before she was on RHONJ, she expressed that to her family and friends.”

Teresa is livid over the cheating rumors and is not cool with it, like the Huffington Post article stated earlier “Joe isn’t so innocent and she knows it. She isn’t home laughing like Rob’s article said. She is a mess.” Plus as I suspected Barney Devito has always pulled this cheating shit “Over the years Joe has been in some shady situations and his loyalty to Teresa has been questionable. He very frequently went to strip clubs and spent many late nights out with “the guys”. That is why when the show started Teresa was always talking about their sex life.” And obvious very very obvious “Joe cannot stand Teresa. The way he acts toward her on TV is the real deal,” I KNEW IT! Teresa is also said to be “panicking” over Jacqueline’s recent tweets.

Well DUH? Another thing I want to point out and it is very obvious. On the last episode when Melissa did her thing Barney Devito was all turned on by sexy beast Melissa because that hug didn’t have to last that long and it was OBVIOUS that Teresa was hating that shit! Look at Teresa’s facial expressions during Melissa’s performance she looks disgusted and when she realizes the camera is lurking she forces a fake constipated smile.

Also Bravo is rumoring to be thinking about adding more family to this bio-hazard cocktail mix of crazy. Barney Devito’s (Joe Giudice) sister-in-law Sheila Giudice married to Barney Devito’s brother Pete (pictured below) may join the next season of this circus of chaos. And this bitch also HATES TERESA! SURPRISE SURPRISE!

Earlier Huffington Post spit out a rumor that the two Housewives Caroline and Jacqueline have been fired by Bravo.“Jacqueline and Caroline were told months ago that they wouldn’t be returning for a fifth Season if they didn’t bring the drama,” a network insider tells me. “This season has been dominated by Melissa [Gorga] and Teresa [Giudice] drama and season four, that they are filming right now, is going to be no different.”

Also Bravo has been trying like hell to get these bitches riled up and to fight with each other by showing them instigating footage of each other when they are running their fat mouths. “Producers have been showing all the ladies private footage of what they have all been saying behind each others’ backs hoping to bring Jacqueline and Caroline into the drama,” an insider tells me. “But so far, they have kept their cool on camera and saved the drama for Twitter, not TV.”

Also Jacqueline decided to take the mature way out of the reunion by insisting on throwing a fit and hiding in her house the day of the reunion-tapings, while a Bravo car sat outside her driveway waiting for her to come out. “Jacqueline refused to come out of her house the day of the reunion taping,” an insider tells me. “Bravo’s car sat in the driveway all day and she just refused to leave her home even if it meant she was violating her contract.”

But Bravo denies the firing rumors: “Bravo is not firing anyone from ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey.’ This is completely inaccurate from sources who are unreliable and making up rumors,” a spokesperson for the network says. “All five cast members will be featured on season four. No decisions have been made about season five at this time.”

Caroline Manzo also denies that Jacqueline is quitting and states that Jacqueline was on a pissed-off-bitch-rant and was talking out of her ass when she said  she was quitting this mess. “We have our good days and our bad days,” she explained. “Every single one of us has felt like [leaving].” And added “Maybe [Jackie's] in a funk now, and in two hours she’ll be like, ‘Hey, when are we filming next week?’”

What that translates to me is that Jacqueline and company is so concerned Bravo may sue her ass for breach of contract or some shit and that’s why Caroline is trying to cover Jacqueline’s ass by saying she didn’t quit because they are “thick as thieves” you know, and family has to stick together!

Also just a little bit ago today People Magazine is stating Teresa found out the other Housewives hate her and she is responding to that:

“The whole time we were filming [season 3], I had no idea what other people were saying about me,” Giudice, 39, writes in her latest blogfor BravoTV.com. “I just assumed they were all my friends.” Though she specifically refers to “the other ladies having a go at me” on the show, Giudice may as well have been addressing costar Jacqueline Laurita, who earlier this week vented about Giudice on Twitter.

And while Tree has no friends a no one wants to play with her anymore, Jacqueline is in deep shit with Bravo; her ass is scared Bravo may penalized her for hiding under her bed the entire time the Bravo van was sitting outside her driveway while the reunion was taping away.

“It’s true. Jacqueline didn’t attend the reunion and doesn’t wish to return to the show,” a source close to the production tells The Hollywood Reporter about recent reports.

The source tells THR that the housewife is currently waiting to see how Bravo will penalize her for skipping the Season 3 reunion and not fulfilling her contract.

It all started on Twitter earlier this week when she voiced her frustrations with the show’s drama stating, “Someone (not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.”

Laurita also tweeted, “No reunion for me,” which she later followed up with what looked like her resignation from the show. “I can’t be part of the Charade any more,” she writes. “It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife.”

Laurita’s biggest beef is with cast mate Teresa Giudice. “Teresa has tried to sabotage every member of the cast in many different ways,” the source says. “She’s fooling the public in many ways.”

The housewife also feels that the show’s producers have “created unnecessary and forced drama” according to the source. And with just a month left of shooting on Season 4, she’s “rebelling.”

“She wants to protect her family and her sanity,” the source says. “She feels the environment isn’t healthy and she can’t trust anyone. It’s become stressful for her and it’s just not fun for her anymore.”

Bravo did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

I wonder if Bravo will sue or just send hired goons to her house?

After all that bullshit went down at the Posche Fashion Show, with Teresa and Kim D trying to “expose” Melissa for being a stripper. Melissa’s former boss at Lookers has spoken up and stated that Melissa did in fact work at the strip club, but she was a bartender not a stripper aaand she only worked there like a whole 2 months!

He told US Magazine:

“She was a bartender for a couple of months years ago, it was such a short time,” Guarino tells Us of his former employee. “Lookers was really upscale then too; it wasn’t like she was bartending in some hole in the wall.”

So it looks like Teresa’s little plan to “expose” Melissa of being a stripper totally backfired on her and now she looks like more of an asshole than she already did. And like I said before, now that she pissed everyone else off and nobody wants to talk to her she is desperate and has no more friends. So, she is sucking up to Kim D who is the only drunken-crazy bitch feening for drama and cameras to capture it, and that’s willing to tolerate and hang around Teresa who can provide all that drama and cameras that can make her wet her panties, but other than that I bet she has no use for Tree.

Because of all this explosive clusterfuck of crazy happened, Jacqueline Laurita is leaving the housewives, but first she is making sure she is verbally punching Teresa in the face several times as she walks out. Teresa already confronted Jacqueline over the phone and of course now Barney Devito is threatening Christopher Laurita over the pictures of him and his mistress that leaked out, because you know he is pissed.

From Jacqueline’s tweets:

JacLaurita Jacqueline Laurita Teresa put out an article that I text her and threatened to release those pictures and I didn’t! I wanted to prove that. Teresa is scum!

JacLaurita Jacqueline Laurita

and this…. So enough of this BS! I’m sick and tired of the whole thing . ITS OVER!! #TwitPict twitpic.com/6tdi8j

Melissa Gorga stated on her website that Teresa is full of shit and staged this whole thing  to “expose” Melissa for being something she wasn’t:

by Melissa on 09/30/11

There have been a lot of rumors floating around over the last few days that I want to clear up. As everyone knows we are filming season 4 so there is not too much I can confirm, but there is one thing that I would like to clarify…the accusation that I was once a dancer at a strip club. This is 100% NOT TRUE. I did bartend for a few weeks at a bikini bar while I was in college. My outfit was a tank top, shorts and sneakers. SORRY, no bubbies there. You will have a better chance at seeing some nudity on the episode this Sunday. Thanks to the always shy Joe Gorga!

The reason I am so adamant about clearing this up is because people are making false accusations solely to hurt me and my family. Someone desperately wants to knock me down and prove that I have something to hide, but then tries to cover it up by putting the blame on production. I have been happily married to my husband for 7 years and we have 3 beautiful children. Even if I had been a dancer, I do not know why anyone would care 10 years later.

So here is a FACT for you: New Jersey State Law states that no Go Go bar can have any sort of nudity and serve alcohol. *State of New Jersey Department of Law & PublicSafety, Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control Alcoholic Beverage Control Handbook; page 34 (“Go-Go Dancers”).

Thank you so much for all of your support. I love you guys!

Xoxo

Melissa

US Magazine also stated that Jacqueline an “insider” told them that even though Teresa was comforting Melissa she was in on the whole thing.

And here’s some pics from the Posche Fashion Show:

Teresa Giudice has a new yearly tradition, to cause a brawl and cut a bitch at the annual Posche Fashion Show. This year it appears the shenanigans involved Kim De Paola (owner of Posche) and Melissa Gorga her sister-in-law. The genius instigators of drama that is the Bravo producers had invited Kim G to the fashion show to set up the circus of drama. It must be the end of the world coming people, because Kim G refuse the invite because she felt she was going to get set up. Supposedly Teresa and Kim D (the other Kim) wanted to “expose” Melissa’s past as a stripper.

Because of all this bullshit Jacqueline started making up an excuse that she was sick, and wanted to skip out on the reunion show. She tweeted: “I feel nauseous and feverish. No reunion for me.Sorry guys.XOXO!” Never has a housewife skipped on the reunion, but I guess we have a first. Apparently Jacqueline attended  the Posche Fashion Show and supposedly Teresa and Kim D teamed up to fuck with Melissa. This is what Jacqueline tweeted: “Someone( not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.” An insider told Reality Tea that Teresa and Kim D tried to start a rumor Melissa was a stripper “Teresa was involved in a rumor that started which stated Melissa was a stripper,” the insider tells Reality Tea adding that “Melissa was never a stripper.” And adds “Of course, once Teresa got caught, she [started] playing the blame game. Teresa and Kim D were part of this “set up” which is why Joe Gorga came at the end of the fashion show.”

Psycho Joe Gorga went on a tweeting verbal bitch smacking rampage against Teresa. From Reality Tea:– “I thought the saying was blood is thicker than water. #BULLSHIT”. Upon arriving at the fashion show, Joe had it out with Kim D and had to be calmed down by Caroline.

Teresa managed to finally push Jacqueline and Caroline to their limit with her bullshit and now they no longer speak to her. The source reveals the only reason Caroline and Jacqueline had to sit with Teresa and show up to the fashion show was because Bravo forced them to.

Jacqueline kept going off on her Twitter, “2b honest.I’m tired of the BS &shitty low life people.I didn’t know this was what I signed up 4.I have 2rise above&move on.”

The initial rumor was that Teresa got into it with that bitch Monica Chacon at the Fashion Show, but as it turns out Monica refused the invite from Bravo also and decide to skip. Bravo was also rumored to have been inviting Joker Face to the Russian roulette party and that bitch refused also!

The insider also told Reality Tea that Teresa and Kim D where all hanging out together and filming all day, they even arrived at the fashion show together! (As dates of each other?) and Teresa has alienated all of her costars. That’s why she is hanging around that witch Kim D because nobody else will play with her!

 While Teresa was prostituting herself to Bravo by bringing in the drama and taking out her aggressions on bitches whose husbands still want to sniff their panties and all of that good shit was going down, Barney Devito was hanging around his girlfriend. Supposedly:

Barney Devito was “spotted” having an intimated dinner with a misterious brunnete woman who was in her late 20s or early 30s.

From Radaronline:

“I was in the T.G.I. Fridays and saw Joe and this woman who was NOT Teresa having a drink in a booth by the bar,” eyewitness Erin exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

“They were drinking martinis and when the woman finished hers she took a sip out of Joe’s glass too.  They looked like they were having a good time together and laughing with each other.”

After a waiter brought them wet naps the woman opened hers and “wiped Joe’s hands off with hers,” Erin said.  “It was really intimate to see her touching his hands like that.

“They looked very comfortable and cozy together.”

  I can’t tell how old that “mysterious” woman looks like, but I think she looks like Joker Face! (Danielle Staub) Wouldn’t that be some shit if it was Joker Face?

Jacqueline did NOT attend the reunion like she stated and gave an interview to People Magazine confirming she is quiting this unhealthy circus of chaos:

“Jacqueline [Laurita] definitely quit,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She had to walk away for her sanity.”

A source tells PEOPLE that Laurita “had no intention of going to the reunion, and the other women weren’t expecting her to turn up.”

 Meanwhile on her Twitter account, costar Teresa Giudice also hinted at tensions at the fashion show – and with Jacqueline – writing, “I don’t even wanna go there b/c I don’t fight on twitter not w/ fans, not haters, not w/ mean RTs & def not w/ a friend (ahem) or my family!”

 Giudice also wrote on Wednesday evening: “The rumors are getting ridiculous. Let’s get this straight: I LOVE my WHOLE family. Would never do anything to hurt them.”The show lost original cast member Danielle Staub last year, and returned with new cast membersKathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga for its third season.

“I can’t be part of the Charade anymore,” Laurita Tweeted Wednesday. “It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife.”

 Later, she reiterated her point, writing, “I’d like to only focus on positive things now please. I threw the trash out.I’m cleaning now and reorganizing.Starting fresh and new.”

 When reached, Bravo reps had no comment.

Remember Dina Manzo had already hinted that someone was quitting!

Thank you all that send me links to this juicy piece of gossip!

Teresa continues guilt tripping her brother Psycho Joe into staying to celebrate the Christmases with the Giudice’s, but Joe insists on packing up the little ones and taking off to Kathy and Rick’s house (I don’t know maybe Rick has the good coke over there?). The kids wanted to clearly stay and play with their cousins, but unfortunately the adults can’t play nice so the little ones have to suffer. And when you’re a kid something like playing with your cousins is very important shit and can fuck up your agenda if you miss a play date. 

Grandpa Gorga also lays the guilt trip on Mel and tells her that he came by her house three times recently and no one was home. Mel tells him that’s not her problem and to call her ahead of time next time he wants to be a pain in the ass like that. Grandpa Gorga says he doesn’t use the telephone because he prefers the ”I want to be an annoying old prick method” and dinosaurs it to the her house unannounced whenever he feels like it, without any consideration of the time of day it is because he no longer has any concept of time, and even if he did he doesn’t give a shit if the younger people have things to smoke or people to fuck with. Yeeah, y’a ll believe Melissa’s bullshit story that she wasn’t home? Because y’all know she WAS! She just didn’t open the door! She was probably tip-toeing making sure she did not make any noise because her butch friend Rosie was over trimming her hedges and they were both sneaking around to prevent old man Gorga from hearing them and that concert they were playing.

Little Gia goes cute monkey on her favorite uncle and hangs on him in the hopes he will stay, but sadly that doesn’t work either. Teresa immediately blames her cousin Kathy and goes on and on a long rampage about Kathy being the devil and worse that Hitler for stealing her brother and sister-in-law and using potions in her desserts to control their thoughts, which is why Joe and Mel refuse to stay. Later on Kathy says she’s cool with Mel and Joe staying with Tree so Teresa ends up looking like an asshole ’cause she is, and it wasn’t even Kathy’s decision for Mel and Joe to kick it with her. It was Psycho Joe’s decision he is the one that decided he wants to run out of  Tree’s house  like the bitch has head lice and is going to infect him and his family with it. Teresa also thinks that Kathy is trying to steal her cooking thunder with her potions of course.

Caroline is on her four-day cooking marathon, (did she really just sniffed her armpit?) hasn’t showered or shaved her face for a whole week,  is now sporting a ZZ Top beard and stinks like Bigfoot’s asshole, and if you have a problem with it TOO BAD BITCHES! So NOBODY better complain about having a red beard hair in their mashed potater. Better eat around it! The oldest member of the Manzo clan has a senior moment and stands up to give a speech about respect that gets drowned out by the loud noise of the whole drunken Manzo clan talking and nobody listening. Chris is on his phone, Caroline is picking her ass and Ashley is picking her nose nobody cares and there’s a food fight going on. I don’t see Dina anywhere. Jacqueline is trying to convince her little son CJ that Santa Claus is outside riding his Santa mobile. Chris runs out to make noise with some cheap bells but CJ is not buying it and tells his momma not to bullshit a bullshiter because this shit could of worked with Ashley, but not with him.

Over at the Wikipedia’s house Chankla Face was invited! She was the centerpiece of that party and is naked laying on a platter. She looks good like she gained some weight, leaving Russell must of done wonders not just does she look more healthy her skin looks the smoothes it has in ages. I am very impressed!

Caroline is debating if she should invite Mel and Psycho Joey to her New Years bash at the BrownStoner, but looks like Christopher beat her to it because everyone loves fun Mel and Psycho Joe plus who knows Psycho ass may just wear a tu-tu for this party and give them a free drag show. AWESOME!

The Godmother also decides that she wants to invite Kathy and Richard to the pachanga. Jacqueline gets all worried, but you can’t tell because that bitch is so full of botox she doesn’t even have facial expressions anymore she tells Caroline that Teresa is not going to like the Wikipedias at the party and she may go caveman on their ass. The God Mother tells Jacqueline FUCK TERESA THIS AIN’T HER PARTY!! And Jacqueline backs off and shuts the fuck up, but you still can’t tell if she is mad, sad, scared or what since her face remains frozen. Jacqueline’s husband tells her to stay out of the dramz and Jacqueline is fuming pissed, but again we can’t tell the difference. Meanwhile, in the other part of town Kathy is waiting by the phone chanting into her candles, wearing horns, with a cigar in her mouth doing incantations that the God Mother will invite her to the New Years Bash.

Caroline gives her children their fugly ass bracelets and they all start crying yelling THIS IS IT? THIS IS ALL WE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS?!! WE GOT JIPPED!!! Chris demands his BB gun and Caroline tells him he’s gonna shoot his eye out.

Moving right along we go to Jacqueline’s house where the children are opening box after box of presents. Looks like a fucking warehouse up in that bitch.  We also learn that Assho-ley did NOT buy her parents any presents because you know, she had to buy crap for her new car (that her step-daddy bought her and momma paid for it with numerous blow jobs and teetie-fucks) and so WHATEVER! Poor Assho-ley, didn’t even have the time to maybe slap together a freaking picture or a Christmas card with some paper clips and dried macaroni or cat litter or some shit she found around the house that her parents pay for? (And you know what sucks next episode we all learned she has artistic abilities and she could of at least drawn her mom a dad a picture or a Christmas card what an ungrateful ass!)

Over at Melissa’s they are keeping up with the warehouse theme as well as working on their own future bankruptcy, their kids are surrounded by large boxes of gift after gift. Melissa gets some expensive ass gifts including a Rolex watch and some five hundred dollar stripper stilettos that her daughter helped pick out. Great her kid is learning early. Psycho Joe also reveals he has completed Melissa’s prison dungeon recording studio, where he will keep her ‘locked in”.  After all the gifting, Psycho Joe asks Mel if she can put on her football helmet and gear so he can call her Steve; while he tries on her stilettos and cheer-leading skirt and she answers NOT TONIGHT IS JESUS’ BIRTHDAY!!  Melissa is going to eventually have to give  that horny ape at least a hand job she is going to run out of excuses soon and he did get her all those expensive gifts. Pobrecito he can NOT even get a finger up his corn-hole from Melissa and it’s Christmas.

At Teresa’s house Barney Devito is in a drunken comma and has a big hangover. He refuses to get out of bed to see the girls opening their presents. Teresa tells her daughters that no one is opening up presents until their father gets up and tells them to go wake up their groggy dad whom after some under his breath curse words and some farts rolls out of bed and plops on the couch, all out of it and shit, while holding the camera to film the wall. Don’t worry Barney the Bravo cameras are there they will get the footage. I don’t understand why the fuck she sends those poor girls to wake up their dad with his hangover like that? If she was smart she would put the bong under his nose and his ass would of jumped right out of bed.

Teresa’s children also get ass loads of Christmas gifts including drum-sets and toy cars. I see why Barney Devito is tired he must of gotten up early to swipe those gifts from Psycho Joe’s house while Psycho Joe’s children were distracted having breakfast. Teresa got some gloves and a fugly ass fur coat but NO DIAMONDS! Barney Devito wasn’t thin enough to crawl through the duct vents of the local jewelry store and borrow some diamonds for Tree this year so she got fucked out of diamonds. Sorry Tree!

Over at the Wikipedia’s Kathy bought her husband a wedding band because he keeps losing them down  stripper’s g-strings and then those bitches think it’s a tip, plus he gets hit on more by the strippers when they see he is wearing his wedding band because they want that extra tip. So Kathy decided to get her husband a new wedding band and will be securing it to his finger with some industrial level cement glue.

Because the Wikipedia children want to sneak off to party later, they got their mom a laptop and a cute Christmas speech and their parents got them a  ‘do what I say and not what I did’ contract which will later be broken when they both sneak out to party and cause havoc. Those kids are smart, I bet they get away with more shit than Ass-holey who doesn’t understand the politics of playing your cards right when it comes to taming your parents.

Albert and Caroline are missing their kids during Christmas because they are no longer little and cuddly. Albert is driving and heads towards the same underpass at the freeway, were he proposed to Caroline years ago. This is also the same underpass where  some of Albert’s associates who didn’t shut the fuck up, are now resting and The Godfather is there to make sure the wild dogs didn’t dig anybody up he doesn’t want to see. Then Caroline asks him why they are driving at the same spot he proposed to her at. And Albert thinks to him self  OH SHIT! So he all of the sudden nervously says  to play it off, OH YEAH!! I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE THIS TIME I AM DOING IT IN ONE KNEEE NOT LIKE THE CRAPPY LAST TIME WITH NO KNEE AND IT DIDN’T COUNT!

Gia is throwing up her guts,and Teresa yells “ARE YOU IN THE TOILET!” . Barney Devito is sitting there laughing his ass off because I bet this is Gia’s first hangover since she had her first beer with her pops and now she’s a man. After Gia throws up, her mom asks her to pose for a picture with a fresh pukey face.

The Manzo’s attend a concert where Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley’s daughter Alexa is performing and supposedly Albie is dating this girl and Caroline is desperate to arrange a marriage between the two (maybe she should employ Kathy to make her a love potion). The Godmother and Albie want to make sure that Christopher doesn’t embarrass them in front of Alexa with his Mad Cajun voice. The Godmother says that her baby Albie was raised at the same level of snootiness as princes Billy Joel. I didn’t know caterings business bastards make as much as some big time artist. Ok people Caroline just told us that we are all idiots and are in the wrong business. Except for those of you who launder catering. Alexa makes a joke about being older than Albie and Albie answers by calling her an old lady and making an ass of himself. Albie didn’t need any help from Christopher making an ass of himself he seems to be able to do that all on his own. Alexa’s mom Christie avoids that crowd and decides to bail before Caroline calls her over and it becomes awkward. Caroline keeps looking over her shoulder with hopeful puppy dog eyes hoping for Christie Brinkley to come by and say ‘hi’ and sits there dreaming of Alexa becoming her future daughter in-law and it’s never going to happen. Sad.

After Monica Chacon was thrown out of Melissa and Psycho Joe’s house; she stood outside waiting for Kim G, who said ‘goodbye and sucks to be you’ to Monica and made that bitch walk home in her stilettos, in the dark, with no ride. What a great friend she is,  stays at the party her side-bitch just got kicked out from HOW NICE!. Kim felt it was better to stay because someone has to start shit and run her mouth and this is exactly what this hag did. How long is her Bravo audition going to go on for?

Teresa is happy and grateful that Melissa threw that skank out and decides to dance with her sister-in-law and Psycho Joe decides to get sandwiched in between the Nalgas of all his sisters-in-law plus some random transvestite bitches in there, so that he can corral them for the orgy he is having later where he will be wearing his best nightie with his high heel slippers.

Teresa tells Melissa that if they stick together they are unstoppable  (yeah imagine all the fraud and scams they can commit?) and Kim G yells “for now!”. Suddenly Teresa hears this bitches sewer-banshee  screeches  and  realizes Kim G is still in the house  smirking like an asshole licking her shit stirring spoon and mocking Teresa because even though the lawyer skank got booted out Kim didn’t, so Kim makes sure she rubs it in Teresa’s face that she is still there. Teresa asks her bro and sil WTF? They tell her to chill because Kim is just a harmless senior citizen, but Tree knows better and tells them that Kim is  a snake who will start all kinds of mad dog shit, but Psycho Joe and Mel decide to ignore that. Did they not watch the last season? Melissa says Teresa hates Kim G because they’re a lot alike so they are secretly sisters. Really? Are you sure you’re all not triplets from different decades?

And of course this time Teresa was right, Kim G is running a trail of diarrhea spewage about Melissa kicking Monica out to anyone that will listen and it appears Kathy and a circle of women are giving her audience, but all she gets is a bunch of dirty looks and frowns. Not too happy Lauren tells that bitch to quit stirring the witch brew because she is pathetic.  The God Mother is keeping an eye on this lunatic like a watchdog and gets on her bitch slapping mode walks up to Kim Granny-Tell gets in that bitche’s face wagging her finger, to tell that bitch off and put her in her place. The God Mother tells that bitch to have respect for their son’s friendship and Kim G keeps smirking like the bitch she is, until she is told to get the fuck out by Christopher who is trying to stop the two grandma’s from going at it, so he gets in between them. Kim G’s bodyguard (who is like 70, 80?) stands there staring while gnats are flying around his face and Kim G yells SEEK SEEK!! But that doesn’t work on her elderly body guard (whom she picked up at the old-people-home she finds her free dates at) then his ass gets yelled at by The God Father (who is also ready to throw down) and tells him to FUCK OFF!

Chris tries to be cool about the whole deal and decides he is not going to let this shit-storm get more stormy so he talks to Kim Granny-Tell (like an adult which obviously SHE is NOT!) and tries to patch things up by kindly walking her outside. While he is outside chatting with Kim G Teresa and Barney Devito are waiting for the valet to bring their car and end up watching the whole spectacle realizing Kim G is getting kicked out of the party. Tree is glad she isn’t in this mess and tells her hubby she is going to ride his vibrator wearing sausage cock all night long while Kim G plays with her toys. EEEEWWWW!!! Thanks Tree now I need to wash my brain with acid to get rid of that image.

The God Mother freaks out because she doesn’t want her baby Christopher outside trying to reason with the Devil so she sends her “Golden Boy” to fetch him and finish taking out the “Gaw-bage”. Of course she is walking right behind Albie to make sure that old bitch leaves, The God Father is right behind her in case he has to send his thugs out to throw the security guard in the trash whom I’m sure took refuge in hiding under the car by now. Ashley is also right behind HOPING that she will have to go rip some old lady weave, but her mom drags her back in. The God Father calls Kim a “clown” and Ashley responds “just like Danielle!”.

Christopher seems to be handling the situation pretty well when Albie comes fling out like he’s ready to box Kim G and he commands Christopher to come back in. Like a little boy that got grounded and can’t play outside anymore, Christopher comes back inside and when Kim G tries to come back in Albie barks at her, BITCH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME, I’M SECURITY, YOU’RE NOT WELCOME, and Kim G asks him when did you become security? But Albie has a reply for everything and says SINCE LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO BITCH! LEAVE! And surprisingly she left! Teresa yells “ding dong the witch is dead!”.

Melissa thinks it’s strange that the Manzo’s were kicking someone out of her party. If it had been any other people she would of being pissed, BUT since this is the Manzo’s she is going to shut the fuck up and NOT bitch, but instead just tell her boys to take notes and do the same for mama when their ass is grown up. Well yeah! When her son’s are like twenty, she is still gonna be feeding them in the mouth with the apron strings attached, so them barking at bitches that start shit with their mama is expected.

After the fiasco the Manzo’s are all sitting around while Christopher expects a call from Johnny, Kim G’s son. Christopher is pissed off that he was handling the situation well, but his familia had to get all ugly and kick Kim G out and all this shit while he was trying to be respectful to his friend’s mother, despite the fact she is a crazy ass bitch. I feel bad for Christopher! The older Chris  jumps in to give his opinion on Kim G and says that the bitch needs to be smacked and “all bets are off!” IT’S WAR! The phone rings and is Johnny on the other line they talk things out and all is well. I’m sure Kim G’s son knows how crazy his mom is no one has to explain it to him, that’s why he ran far away to college like he did to get away from her. However, that crazy bitch Kim G went to Rumorfix.com where she claims the cameras didn’t get the full drama she says that Albie shoved her and her son and Christopher got into a fight as a result of this shit and she seems to have an air of satisfaction that she ruined their friendship. Is this bitch mentally ill or just plain evil?

When the party is over and everyone leaves Psycho Joe has to show his respect to the God Father by kissing his ring (he better remember to ask him a favor on Lauren’s wedding day) then he thanks him for taking the “Gaw-bage” out of his house.

Melissa says the party was a success, even though they spend 50k on the party it was all for charity and worth it they were able to collect eight used toys amounting to less than ten dollars and some of them weren’t even toys, they were just things people found around the house and wrapped up. There’s going to be a cancer child opening up a can of Cheese Wiz on Christmas day.

Kathy is having her own Christmas party and her mom is there helping her prepare food and in familias Italianas the women go on a  cooking marathon during Christmas eve while they talk shit about everybody and they don’t stop until they’re done. Kathy’s mom tells the story about how a hundred years ago her husband sold his business to her brother and he never finished paying so she didn’t speak to the brother for like another 70 years and one day she ran into him at the fish market and started crying because she was regretful. Sounds like keeping score has been around in this family for decades and now it has just mutated into a big circus that’s getting aired out on national TV. Their entertaining fights and brawls are no longer limited to the neighbors eyes, now the whole country can watch! AWESOME!

Caroline is giving advice on her radio show and people are calling in while she tells them to quit being pussies. Her brother Chris calls totally unexpected and unscripted by Bravo and asks advice on dealing with Assho-ley. And she tells him to put the smack down. No just kidding she tells him something stupid like he is doing a good job or some shit. I heard that right now Assho-ley is living in Texas with her other family because she got tarred, feathered and chased out of town by the Jersey folk.

I didn’t know Caroline’s brother is in town. Uh oh!! Is that Caroline?! Sorry! Caroline is cooking up a storm of her own, including her dad’s special ghetto I’m broke bitch sauce that he came up with when he was home-bound baked off his ass and broke. AHHH the recipes stoners come up with are the best!

Teresa’s daughters are all dolled up in the beautiful flower girl dresses she picked up cheap at the yard sale from My Big Fat Gyspy Wedding. The dress itself weights twice each little girl’s body weight and this weights them down if any of them think of running away. I’m looking at you Audriana!

The Gorga’s show up (Melissa had to drag Joe and bribe him with sex because he didn’t want to be there) and Melissa’s daughter is also sporting her own fifty pound dress. Fake Santa Claus show up and the girls are not fooled since they know it’s their grandma. Kids are so smart these days, with the Internet an’ all.

And speaking of Gypsy weddings and teenage brides Gia got a ring from a boy she doesn’t like, but she will take his rings and gifts. Barney Devito gets the shotgun ready as he and grandpa Gorga plan on negotiating an old fashioned shotgun Catskills wedding with a dowry for little Gia.

Uncle Psycho Joe  comes over to tease Gia and tells  her he is going to beat up her boyfriend and drunken Barney Devito gets all kinds of pissed because he believes Psycho Joe is ruining his evil genius plan of this marriage arraignment he is trying to coordinate in marrying Gia off to a rich family and get out of debt. So he decides to sit at the dinning table and trash talk Psycho Joe by calling him and his family “fucking animals” and calls Melissa “Raccoon face” and a “witch”. Yeah, this is really going to help things along with the Gorga/Giudice family feud.

Teresa and Melissa argue over whose outfit looks more like a two-dollar corner-whore. And Teresa tries to say she is embarrassed for Melissa showing her plastic cleavage (on Jesus’ 89th b-day) but Teresa is showing half butt-cheek. Turd meet the runs. Both of you are dressed like you have the SAME pimp! So shut the fuck up already!

Psycho Joe and Melissa do not stay for dinner, but instead head out to Kathy Wikipedia and her husband’s leaving a pissed off Teresa who had a place set for her brother and family the kids are pissed that they didn’t get to stay and play with their cousins. Poor kids! Right now they are too young to understand the so-called grown-ups immaturity!

This was some fucked up shit that happened to this little baby and I hope that sick bitch Casey rots in hell with the devil.  You all don’t even know how disgusted I am with this verdict that every time I think about it I want to throw up!

This one time  the Housewives as well as myself and all my readers agree with their feelings of disgust over this bullshit verdict.

Check out the tweets the housewives blasted out after the Casey Anthony verdict:

Bethenny Frankel – “I’m so disgusted by the verdict that I’m almost consumed by it.”

Ramona Singer– “A very sad day that justice was not served for Caylee. Please let that poor little baby rest in peace.”

Caroline Manzo – “The defense team should show some kind of respect for this poor baby. Now is not the time for arrogance….. Jackass”

Teresa Giudice– “So insane to be in FL w Gia when Casey Anthony verdict comes out… As a mom of 4 beautiful girls, I just can’t… #disgusting #RIPCaylee”

Melissa Gorga – “Shame on you Casey… Bye….”

Kyle Richards - “So exactly WHO IS responsible for dumping Caylee’s lifeless body away like trash? nobody?”

Jill Zarin– “I can NOT believe Casey Anthony was found NOT GUILTY! What..the glove didn’t fit? The is terrible. I am SHOCKED.”

R.I.P. Caylee.

Teresa Giudice is once again milking the covers of Intouch Weekly . This time she is crying to them about how she is worried about her husband Barney Devito ending up  in prison for ten years, while she has to be left alone to raise four children and fend for herself against her Psycho ass planet of the apes brother and his wannabe Jo De La Rosa wife Melissa.

Teresa tells Intouch: “I would be very nervous about the kids if Joe were to go to prison,” and, “Daddy is their hero and their king. They go crazy for him.”

Barney Devito also threw his 2-cent in about his bro-in-law and says that fool,“would not do “sh*t” for Tree. And he painfully admits he would understand if Tree divorced his ass if he went to prison for driving with a licence that did not belong to him. Not to mention all that illegal fraud shit he did. Looks like Teresa may have to join Mob Wives because her man is going to be in prison and thats required for that show. No?

Teresa says her sister in law Melissa contacted her via text when all the shit hit the fan to see if she was ok but her bro did not contact her:“When the whole thing happened, his wife [Melissa] texted me,”  she added,  “I was nice to her, saying, “Thanks for text. We’re doing fine.’ But it would have been nice if my brother called. He is my brother — it would have been good of him to reach out to me.”

While Teresa Giudice is worried that her husband will end up going to prison and she will be left alone to raise her four daughters and fend for herself, Barney Devito must be more worried about the safety of his corn-hole and becoming the 11thconcubine to some 300 pound hairy inmate, that selected him while in the shower with 200 other inmates.

Also the lawsuit that the Circe de la Crazy got slapped with last Tuesday, was laughed at by Bravo who stated the very next day that the lawsuit has no merit in other words its bullshit. And that’s because the men who got the shit beat out of them by the Giudice and Manzo men took 25k each shut the fuck up bribe money and their claims that they were in duress don’t mean jack crap. Bravo put out a statement on Wednesday that they are making the complainants take the 25k and agree to shut their pie hole and the agreement, ”will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”

Teresa’s lawyer has stated that all this brawl bullshit happened because one of the men hit Teresa and it was all an act of self defense. From People.com:

 “They acted in self defense,” says Jim Kridel, an attorney for Teresa and Joe Giudice, saying that after the champagne incident, words were exchanged – and a member of the rival party physically assaulted Teresa.

 ”Teresa was hit and assaulted,” says Kridel. “She is still in pain over this. This wasn’t something that was minor.” He adds that whatever his client may have said, “mere words are not provocation to hit someone. There’s no justification for that.”

Any resulting physical altercation with the plaintiffs, “was an act of self-defense,” Kridelclaims. “If someone threatens you, you can react with reasonable force. That’s what my clients did.”

Kridel also denies the allegation, in court papers, that the cast members brutally assaulted Arreola and Gomez.

“It’s absolutely ridiculous that they were assaulted without provocation,” he says. “These people are very litigious and they are looking for an opportunity to look into someone else’s pocket.”

I wonder is Bravo will reconsider their choice in talent because I’m sure its all fun and games while Bravo is filming these idiots beat the shit out of each other and get sued, but once Bravo gets dragged in and have to bleed out extra money, at what point does their talent become a liability and no longer an asset?

 Here is a happy picture of the Manzo-Giudice clan in Punta Cana, the same place where the Manzo and Giudice’s beat the shit out of the cop that is now suing them. I wonder if this happy-crappy picture was taken before or after the brawl?

Here is a video of the victim who got his ass stomped gangsta style by the Real Househusbands of New Jersey Thugs:

Below are some pictures of the alleged victim Adolfo Arreola and his cousin Chris Gomez. The blog Starcasm has a more detailed story over the fuckeries that went down on Vacation Brawl Night 2011. It also appears that even though the attorneys are demanding that Bravo hold on to all the video evidence, Bravo is all weird and quiet about what really happened that they even offered the poor bastards that got beat up 25k each if they shut the fuck up and never talk about this again. WRONG!

From Starcasm:

It was during Arreola’s first day there that he and his family bumped into the Housewivescast at the Hard Rock Hotel bar – Adolfo was dancing with his wife when Teresa Giudice sprayed champagne in his mother-in-law Yolanda Martinez’s face.

“I went over and said ‘Hey what’s happening here?’ and I was surrounded,” Arreola told the Chicago Sun-Times after a press conference with his attorney. “Albie says to me ‘What the F—?’ And they knocked me down, started punching and stomped on my face,” he went on to say.

In another interview Arreola says, “They just started punching me, beating me up. They put me on the floor, they stomped on my face a couple of times. I was trying to cover my face.” His attempts to protect his face resulted in a broken wrist, according to the lawsuit.

Chris Gomez received a broken leg as well as torn ligaments in his knee during the fracas. Both men required surgicery upon returning to the United States and have missed work because of their injures. Their attorneys claims Gomez may be out years waiting for his knee to get well enough to enable him to return to his job as an electrician.

In the alleged victims’ accounts of the attack they say they were swarmed by a number of people during the attack, identifying Joe Giudice, Albert Manzo and Christopher Manzo as three of the attackers. The complete list of people named in the lawsuit are: Teresa Giudice, Guiseppe “Joe” Giudice, Albert Manzo, Christopher Manzo, Gregory Bennett, Jr., Albert Manzo, III, Caroline Manzo and Lauren Manzo in addition to Sirens Media, LLC and Bravo Media, LLC.

Things didn’t necessarily get worse after their run-in with the RHMafia, but they sure didn’t get much better. According to Arreola the Hard Rock Hotel security refused to call police or attempt to summon medical help – a claim that an attorney for the Hard Rock’s operators denies. “It’s our position that the hotel and its personnel acted appropriately at all times. They took the necessary steps to take care of the guests,” said Ricardo Cata.

The nightmare continued as Arreola and Gomez then had their passports seized by local authorities From the Chicago Sun-Times:

And at one point, an attorney for the police ordered him to sign a “release of claims” form involving the television show, Arreola said, recalling the attorney told him it “was for my family’s health and well-being.”

“I took that as a threat,” Arreola said. He responded to the attorney “‘You’re telling me family’s health and well-being is in jeopardy?’ And they said ‘yes.’”

“I was scared for my life. If they told me to chop off my finger, I would have gave them my finger to get out of there,” he said.

Here is a copy of the actual lawsuit.

Somehow this is all Joker Face’s fault!

Thanks to all my readers that send me the original link to this post!

Apparently last night the famous Brownstone went up in flames and it took the firemen 2 hours to contain the fire. Caroline Manzo was out partying today and walking the red carpet with her sons and tweeting about what a good time she’s having plus she didn’t seem concerned about the fire she was more concerned about her boys leaving the nest and about how the men are the drama-bitches this season. From Eonline:

Although the Brownstone went up in flames on Tuesday night, and the fire took two hours to contain, Caroline and her sons Albie and Chris stillwalked the carpet at Samsung Hope for Children Gala in NYC.

The NJ Bitches share their thoughts on current events including the Arnold affair and also laugh at Joker Face for thinking the show was going to tank without her in the cast. Here is the original post from the Insider: