It is with my deepest regrets that I must inform you that Cat-Litter of the now deceased Real Housewives Of DC told Bravo to fuck off when approached to join the Real Horse Flies Of New York: “I know that many would like me to join #rhony to put that fake countess,with all her phony superiority down a peg or two,but it aint going to happen! I don’t want to move to NYC. Praying that Bravo gets someone in to kick that ‘regal’ butt! lol

That sucks ass! I really wanted this bitch go on a bitch slapping duel with the fake Countess, but NOOOOO!!! Bravo offer this ho’ mo’ money so we can clown on her and LuAss when they’re both with the gloves on in the  boxing ring. Disappointing!

RumorFix.com posted some gossip (they heard it from IHJZ blog)  about Cat Ommanney being considered by Bravo to be one of the Real Train Wreckages of New York. And since she has been planning to move to New York anyway and Miss Bravo Andy Cohen noticed how Cat wanted to jump out of her chair and scratch LuAnn’s eyes out for being such a wannabe wanker when the two bitches were guest on WWHL a few months back. Asking her to join would make sense.

I hope they do stick that crazy bitch in New York, I like to see her go English ghetto on LuAss. I remember that WWHL episode and all I can say is, it was BEAUTIFUL when that Cat Litter bitch lost her patience with LuAss and Miss Andy was also loving it so much that her panties were wet! Please Bravo please cast this ho’ for New York. I want to hear her tell LuAnn off in her best gutter-skank,English-ghetto,hood-rat, drunken dribble. Maybe she will even go apeshit on Jilliousy and Jelly Beans Bensimoron! That would be awesooome!

And speaking of Kelly Bensimon and mentally vulnerable people that should NOT be on reality shows  because they can have unfortunate endings (I’m not being insensitive to this, I’m just saying it can seriously get bad for some) like poor Russell did in the end. Bravo is now enforcing a psychological tests for desperate famewhores that join the show and this is to PROTECT BRAVO not the cast members (of course!). An unnamed cast member of the Real Housewives of New York told the Huffington Post:

“We all have in our contracts that Bravo can force us to take a [psychological] test,” one cast member of “The Real Housewives of New York” tells me. “To my knowledge nobody did, but moving forward any new cast members will for sure. This isn’t to protect the talent but rather to protect Bravo for the next time something horrid happens.”

Yesterday it was reported all over the Internet that the Real Housewives of DC  got the boot to the ass. But today Real House Skank Of DC Lynda Erkiletian, is stating that those rumors are a bunch of bullshit and that the DC House Ho’s are in negotiations with Bravo and not canceled yet.

Here is the origninal article:

As we reported on Thursday (March 24), news that Bravo would not be renewing “The Real Housewives of DC” for a second season spread on the Internet. And even though the network clearly stated that it had not made a decision regarding the show’s Season 2, the reports continued. Now, one of the cast members wants to set the record straight.

 ”There’s no official announcement,” cast member Lynda Erkiletian tells Zap2it exclusively. “There’s no way. [Cast member Cat Ommanney] is going on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ on the 28th. One might wonder why [Andy Cohen is] having a DC housewife as a guest [if the show is canceled].”

“There’s negotiations taking place,” she adds. “And no decision has taken place. Whoever started the rumor was basically doing it for attention.” We spoke to Lynda further on the cancelation rumors, the talk of low ratings and the criticism that the cast just wasn’t exciting enough in Season 1.

 Who and for what reason would someone want to start the rumor that the show was canceled?

I think we certainly have people out there who like attention, thrive on it, make stuff up, and are habitual at it. So, my first thought was that a team who had something to gain, which is a firestorm, leaked it. I’m perfectly happy living my real life in the real world while negotiations are taking place.

 The article’s source says the show should be shooting by now. Is that true?

That’s not true. Basically, we’re four months on, four months of promoting and finalizing interviews, and that sort of thing, and normally four months off. And when you say we’re supposed to be filming right now, we’re obviously filming when we’re supposed to be filming. And if we’re not filming right now, that means we’re not supposed to be. It’s just craziness.

 How do you feel about the reports that your show failed in the ratings?

The thing that I really hated about what was going on yesterday was that people kept talking about the ratings. Our ratings were double, triple what Bravo had anticipated. Our ratings, basically as I heard it from Bravo and [the show's production company] Half Yard, we were only second to New Jersey as a freshman show. Our first episode had 1,700,000 or 1,600,000 viewers. Beverly Hills didn’t have that on their first episode. 

 So, the idea that people were saying we were terrible in the ratings? We weren’t. We exceeded everyone’s expectations. We knew that the [White House] incident may affect our viewership and some people wouldn’t want to watch. So, we came from a disadvantage and we managed to run over a million viewers for every single episode. I was very proud of our ratings considering the circumstances, but most importantly because we were a new show.

 Some viewers felt your season wasn’t entertaining enough. Why do you think they feel that way?

I think the reason that happened was we only had nine episodes and I believe that what occurred was that much that we had was posted on video, because Bravo had no choice but to showcase what led up to the White House incident. They had no choice, but to allow that to unfold. So, by tweaking two plus episodes, they cut a lot of material that would have shown people to be much more interesting than they were. It’s not that they’re not interesting, it’s that you can’t show a snippet of a story and not follow it to the end. In production, you have to follow it to the end.There were tons of material that Half Yard and Bravo just weren’t able to use primarily because everyone wanted an answer to the White House incident and Bravo had to give it to them. 

 If you were to go on to a second season, what can the viewers expect?

I think that there are some dynamic, incredible women in Washington and you merge women and Washington and you’ve got a great second season. And I hope the fans and the naysayers will give Washington the opportunity to really show itself for what it has. 

 Are you glad to hear that there’s still a chance DC will return?

Sooo is this mean that once the Famewhores of DC realized that if no Salahis no show, since they are all a bunch of boring skanks they  got worried that Bravo was gonna pull the plug on their famewhoring adventures and are now rethinking their decision  to refuse to film with the scandalous Salahi- Salamis. Sooo, now they are begging Bravo to bring back the show perhaps with the Salamis ? I guess we will have to watch what happens.

After it was recently reported that Bravo wanted to bring back the DC housewives with the condition that the Salahis come back with them, it is now being reported that the DC housewives got clipped from the franchise . Radaronline reported earlier today that Bravo was supposed to start filming this mess right around now but none of those bitches has gotten a call from Bravo or Miss Andy that the cameras are coming so it looks like it’s done. I dind’t recap these series at that time because I was pretty piled up at work, but I did watch and those were some boring pretentious skanks.

Here is the original article from Radaronline:

They’re tearing out the hair extensions and folding up those power suits – as, after just one season, The Real Housewives Of DC has bitten the dust, RadarOnline.com can exclusively report.

The fifth installation of the hit reality franchise came in with a whimper and never much took off from there, drawing meager ratings all throughout it’s short lived broadcast.

 “The show just didn’t do well and it wasn’t worth airing another season,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The DC housewives were meant to be starting shooting their second season now and they haven’t heard a peep from Bravo.

“No one from the cast has been contacted yet and told that the show is cancelled.”

RadarOnline.com has learned that the DC franchise isn’t the only Housewives show that has been struggling to lure viewers – Miami has also been performing poorly in the ratings war, forcing producers to reassess any further expansion.

“After DC failed in the ratings and Miami just bombed, they realized they can’t just start a show anywhere and it will succeed,” the source said.

The Housewives franchise has been a phenomenal success, spawning a total of seven different franchises – Orange County, Atlanta, New Jersey, New York, DC, Beverly Hills and Miami.

 “Bravo used to think it was about the brand and they could switch the housewives at any point but now they have realized it is about the women involved and that has changed their perspective,” the source said.

“They’ve realized a lot with the failure of DC and Miami, and they’re going to concentrate on the successful shows they have and not expand any further.

“Andy Cohen has made it official that there will be no more new Housewives franchises.”

In the meantime, when it comes to DC : “We’re just hoping that people forget it ever happened,” the source said.

That shouldn’t be too tall an order….

Methinks what happened was when Bravo told those ho’s they would only bring ‘em back if the Salamis were included those bitches refused and Bravo then kicked them to the curb.

Thanks Uwish for the link!

Mediatakeout is reporting a rumor that NeNe Leakes who just recently choked the shit out of her grown kid for knocking up a girl is preggers herself and she don’t know who the baby daddy is. It may be Greg or that Charles Grant guy. (Thanks Uwish)

 In other news the Nanny that used to watch Cat Ommanney’s daughters while she ran around being the Prince’s booty call also gave a separate interview to Radaronline stating that Cat Litter is a racist skank who talk shit about Black people and Asians.  Monica states that Cat Litter is the equivalent to American trailer trash who ran around partying, never saw her daughters or gave a shit to, would make racist remarks about people and would sometimes forget to pay Monica at all. Here is what she told Radaronline:

“While we were shopping she often spoke about the big asses of black people and spoke bad about the black and Asian people,”

That’s interesting considering the fact that during The Real House Skanks of DC she was indirectly accused of racism.

Monica says that Cat Litter was a sorry ass excuse for a mother, who never spend any time with her daughters and partied and galloped around all over the world. While her daughters were left with the 20 year old nanny who hardly ever got paid and got yelled at by Cat Litter, on top of that:

“She was very cold with the girls and with me too… she screamed a lot,  I worked seven days a week because Cathy slept in the mornings and went out partying in the nights, She had a very disorganized life, like a teenager. I felt like a mum and that Cathy was my daughter.”

Monica says that she moved to London in 2007 from her native Spain to learn English. She answered an ad online and she says that Cat Litter wanted her to travel to England immediately, so that she would treat Monica like shit and only pay her a measley 50 bucks a week and sometimes conveniently ‘forget’ to pay Monica at all. From Radaronline :

 ”She was desperate and wanted me to travel urgently. She paid me only 50 pounds a week and sometimes forgot to pay me at all. She treated me like rubbish.”

Not only that but also Monica says Cat Litter kicked the 20 year old Monica on the street after she found a letter Monica wrote expressing her frustration working for that bitch.

 “Cathy found a letter in my room I’d written and she called me furious and told me to come home right away, When I got home she opened the front door, screamed at me and threw my clothes and all my things on the street. I was 20 years old, didn’t know anybody and she left me on the street without anything only for writing a letter that expressed my feelings. I was crying on the street and the only thing she did was scream at me to go back to my country and slammed the door.”

 WOW! What a Bitch. I bet she threatened the poor girl a lot with calling ”La Migra!” if she reported or sued Cat Litter for fucking Monica out of her paycheck. Wait a minute!!?? They’re not in California.  How come even in Europe people that speak Spanish get stuck with the crap jobs that treat them like shit? Well I sure hope Monica took a shit load of expensive shit from Cat Litter’s house as pay  before she literaly got booted out.

More trouble for Alexis Bellino’s husband Jimbo Bellino. This time his ass is getting sued by 3 different people from Orange County for fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure  being a lying asshole and other shit like that. Here is the original article from OC Register:

Three Laguna Beach residents are suing a husband of one of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” alleging fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure, breach of written contracts and other complaints.

The suit, filed in Orange County Superior Court in April 2009, contends that James Bellino of Newport Beach – husband of Bravo TV “Housewife” Alexis Bellino – his lawyer Michael York, and California Empire Funding Corporation wrongfully foreclosed on a property at 688 S. Coast Highway, Laguna Beach, called the InVogue Hotel. The case, which in some ways mirrors Bellino’s own home loan problems, is set to go to trial on Jan. 10.

The suit states that Bellino, 48, who owns the company Private Money Immediately, and California Empire Funding Corporation, run by John Reed, lent $2.13 million to Shashi Tejpaul and Gail Duncan of Laguna Beach in a refinance loan, with an annual interest rate of 13.99 percent. Though Tejpaul and Duncan, a married couple, say they made payments, Bellino and York obtained a notice of default and election to sell.

Despite verbal and written agreements assuring Tejpaul and Duncan that they wouldn’t foreclose, Bellino and his associates proceeded with a foreclosure on the property in early 2009, the suit says. The lenders later bought the property at a foreclosure auction for $2.175 million. However, they stated on the trustee’s deed that the sale was for $800,001 cash, according to the suit.

Bellino’s lawyer York, who is also his brother-in-law, counters that Tejpaul and Duncan made misrepresentations to obtain the loan, used the money for other purposes and stopped making payments on their loan.

“All that they had to do to prevent the foreclosure was to make payments, but they did not do so,” York wrote in an e-mail.

The plaintiffs are asking for the Laguna property back; $275,000; a percentage of the sale of the property; and attorney’s fees. A third party, Abdul Hamid Risdana, who provided high-end furniture for the property, is seeking compensation for the furnishings.

Bellino and California Empire Funding Corporation have filed a separate suit, alleging fraud and asking for at least $2 million, plus interest and the cost of their suit.

Bellino is currently battling a foreclosure on his 6-bedroom, 6,400-square-foot Newport Beach home. An auction is scheduled for Jan. 10. Bellino’s company, Global Marine Inc., which holds the title to the Bellino home, filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection earlier this month.

“The schoolyard bully mentality of today’s banks has destroyed the hopes and dreams of millions of American homeowners,” Bellino wrote in a statement issued to friends and posted on his wife’s blog. “We are just one family doing battle with one bank over one home, but we refuse to be scared into submission.”

Wasn’t their ass just crying to everybody when they send that sob ass letter calling the bank a bully for foreclosing their shit and here he was doing the same shit to these people? Karma. I bet if Jimbo’s ass runs out of money. AlexAss is gonna divorce Jimbo’s fat ass. And is gona be back at that Hotel where she first found Jimbo turning tricks to find herself a new suga daddy. This time she better make sure she verity’s the sugar daddy is legit and not just smoke and mirrors before she hops on his shit.

Cat Ommanney still sits there and thinks about the days when her and Prince Harry were screwing and he would send limousines to pick her skanky ass up for booty calls. Now she even send her ex -nanny  to tell everyone  and to brag all about it. And the nanny went to Radaronline to dish out all the juicy details  about  Cat’s fling with the Prince.

Monica Herrero was the 20 year old young immigrant nanny from Spain who was watching Alley Cat’s children while Alley Cat went on long fuck sessions with the Prince and he would fill her head with bullshit stuff about how he was gonna take her around the world and blah blah blah. You know how men are when they want a piece of ass.  

Monica told Radaronline that Cat was separated from her husband at the time and had a boyfriend but was fucking a handfull of guys on the side including the Prince. LOVE IT! Maybe her ass should of snaged him back then and right now she would be the President of England and Bravo could of filmed it.

Here’s the original article by Radaronline:

Herrero was 20-years-old when she acted as a nanny for Ommanney and her two little girls, Ruby and Jade, in 2007, while they lived in London, England.

“While I was living with Catherine a car with a chauffeur came for her twice,” Herrero said.

“Her daughters would tell me, ‘This is the car that Prince Harry sends for mummy.’”

The single mother-of-two previously confessed details about her affair with the third in line to the throne, revealing he gave her “a long and lovely” kiss.

She said: “He was holding me off the floor, kissing me. I was absolutely speechless. I was against the wall, and he literally lifted me off the floor and gave me a lovely kiss which I was stunned by.

“It was a lovely kiss… Afterwards I didn’t say anything. I was genuinely, completely blown away.”

The ex-nanny said she took the job because she wanted to move from her native Spain to London so she could improve her English.

Herrero said Ommanney was separated from her husband, who lived in Menorca at the time, and although she had a boyfriend she would regularly brag about flirting and making out with other men, including the Prince.

“Catherine told me that one time that she kissed Prince Harry in a bathroom,” Herrero said.

“She told me she met him because she doing interior design for him, even though I never saw her doing any work.”

Herrero told RadarOnline.com she never thought much about Ommanney’s rendezvous with Prince Harry because “she was my boss, not my friend.”

Ommanney moved to the U.S. in the summer of 2008 when she married Charles Ommanney, a prize-winning photojournalist with Newsweek, after a brief romance.

The pair are currently going through a divorce.