Chankla Face continues to have crazy drunken meltdowns. The latest one took place in Ojai California (really? Why do these bitches keep showing up near my stomping grounds?) where a borracha Chankla had yet, another “catastrophic meltdown” that understandably freaked her ho’stars out. Different sources that witnessed Chankla’s out of control behavior that day, spilled the details to Radaronline:

“Taylor insists that she definitely doesn’t have a drinking problem,” a production source tells RadarOnline.com.

Chankla Face denies she has a drinking problem and insists she is focusing on her daughter and on being a good mother but, her actions speak otherwise:

“Taylor is steadfast that she doesn’t abuse alcohol and that her focus is being the best mother possible to her daughter. She doesn’t like the meddling that the other Housewives are causing in her life right now. She says the only reason that she drinks is to relax and unwind a bit at the end of the day, and that she never drinks before 6 p.m. and usually will only have a drink or two after Kennedy has gone to sleep.”

 Of course it is easy to see Chankla Face is just lying and denying her out of control batshit crazy drinking binges, and doesn’t realize what an ass of herself she is making on camera in front of everyone, including her little daughter Kennedy and Kyle’s little girl Portia when she had that other meltdown at Portia’s fourth birthday party.

“Taylor got wasted at Portia’s birthday party, and Kennedy was there, so if Taylor doesn’t think her daughter doesn’t know what is going on she truly is in denial. No, Taylor doesn’t ever drink and drive and she did have a driver that night, but that doesn’t mean there is any less cause for concern,”

Everyone is concerned that this bitch is going to end up drinking herself to death. I think Bravo should pull the plug on this woman and send her ass to rehab before she leaves her little daughter an orphan.

Thanks Elizabeth for the link!

Brandi Glanville wanted to be part of this RHOBH shitasco so bad but, when Bravo asked her if she could feature her children on the show, her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his current wife LeAnn Rimes put a stop to that and denied Brandi  and Bravo permission to film the children.

From The Hollywood Gossip:

“Bravo wanted her to have her kids on the show in order to expand story lines,”

“But Leann and Eddie wouldn’t allow it.”

 Brandi was blindsided that her ex and his new wife would object to that:

 “Brandi didn’t expect that LeAnn and Eddie would have objections since the kids have been on the show before, but they did,”

“Eddie said they did not want the children on camera. So Bravo said that Brandi would have to stay ‘friend’ and not become an official ‘housewife.’”

So I guess LeAnn Rimes makes decisions on Brandi’s children’s lives now.

And now lets move on to Chankla Face who went to court last week for that MyMedicalRecords messy scheme she was involved with, along with her late husband Russell Armstrong.  MyMedicalRecords filed the lawsuit against the Armstrong’s last July 29^th when company officials found out the Armstrong’s had blowned through money that was supposed to be investors money and bought a bunch of stupid expensive shit to front a lavish lifestyle that obviously they couldn’t afford. Following that fallout, Russell was removed from the board and settled for 250k Russell was also supposed to name the investors he had sold shares to. After he failed to do this him and Chankla were sued for breach of contract.

Apparently Chankla was trying to get the judge to throw out part of a 1.5 million dollar settlement agreement made between her late husband and MyMedicalRecords in which either party was supposed to pay this amount should one of them breach the contract.

The judge responded:

“There is no evidence of the circumstances existing at the time the contract was made to enable the court to find that the liquidated damage clause is unreasonable,”

“The motion must be denied since even if (Taylor Armstrong) is correct that the liquidated damages clause is unenforceable, this alleged unenforceability does not bar plaintiff’s claim and would not entitle defendant to a judgment in her favor,”

Following this court failure Chankla Face was filmed at Kyle Richard’s house during little Portia’s fourth birthday party getting shitfaced drunk making a fool out of herself. What else is new?

Here is what gossipy sources told Radaronline:

“It’s extremely worrying that Taylor would get blitzed at a birthday party for a four-year-old little girl,”

“She doesn’t weigh a lot and doesn’t seem to have a high threshold for alcohol, it didn’t take long for her to be wasted. Taylor was drinking white wine and it was truly sad to see — she was slurring her words and she got very emotional the more she had to drink. Taylor didn’t drive, thank God, she had a driver for the evening, but she clearly is in a great deal of distress right now and she desperately needs help.”

Looks like Chankla Face is drinking her pain away, bitch is going to have nothing soon why with the lawsuit and Bravo phasing her fugly ass out, she is going to be a toothless ho’ shaking a can on the streets of Beverly Hills pretty soon.

Apparently Chankla Face was not aware of Bravo’s plans to ‘phase her out’ so, when she read the news via Internet the bitch went on ‘freak out’ mode and started to desperately contact Bravo executives probably at 2am to demand why they’re are getting rid of her annoying ass.

From Radaronline:

“Taylor called because she was certain that there was no way that she was going to be phased out,”

Bravo didn’t deny the trick they have up their sleeve and Chankla got all pissed off because she thought she was going to stay on this shit-show making asshole faces with her horse butt lips and be paid for it for the rest of her life:

“However, when she spoke with the higher ups they didn’t deny that she would be featured on the show in a much more limited capacity with a much smaller role. Taylor now knows that her days on the show are numbered. She is extremely upset because she just signed a contract extension for season three, but she wasn’t made aware of Bravo’s plans for her. She absolutely freaked out because she counts on the show as her primary source of income and uses it as a platform to secure other endorsement deals.”

 

Looks like Chankla’s days are numbered and she will only go kicking and screaming grabing onto Miss Andy’s leg as security drags her out the door.

Chankla Face appears to have worn out her Bravo welcome which by coincidence happened after her husband Russell committed suicide and Chankla was discovered to be a fronter and a grifter who exploited her deceased husband’s name when she came out with a book describing the abuse she supposedly suffered while married to Russell.

Even before Russell Armstrong committed suicide, Chankla Face’s story revolved around her so-called abusive marriage to Russell, who took his life after Chankla and Bravo blasted his business and his supposed abuse against Chankla Face.

After Russell took his life Bravo still signed Chankla for another season of the crazy. Supposedly they felt bad for all she went through and didn’t want to kick her out just yet. RIIIIGGHT!! 

From Radaronline:

“Producers reluctantly decided to sign Taylor for the next season and I think a lot of their decision was based purely on the fact that they felt bad just dumping her after all she went through last year,”

“But, they are definitely looking to phase her out of the show gradually. The feeling is that Taylor won’t really be bringing much to the table and that she’s not needed anymore.”

“Producers don’t feel she’s particularly a sympathetic character and that she lost a lot of people’s respect by bringing out a book about the physical abuse she suffered at the hands of her late husband Russell Armstrong following his death and that she basically cashed in on his suicide”

We all know the real reason was to get higher ratings with the Taylor Armstrong Circus. But, the minute this bitch got into everyone’s nerves with her constant winning, crying, psycho bitch screaming fits and her endless obsessive desire to throw Russell under the domestic violence bus even after his death; aaand don’t forget the fact that she was discovered to be a grifter, and a broke ass who can’t afford the lifestyle she is supposed to be selling us  she ended up showing her true colors and everyone ended up hating that bitch, that even some people boycotted Bravo because of her stupidity. So, it seems that now Bravo is starting to notice that it wasn’t such a good idea to keep Chankla around so they are going to be ‘phasing’ her out until they boot her out. FINALLY!

Thanks Elizabeth for the link!

Chankla Face’s deceased husband Russell Armstrong left a 1 million dollar insurance policy payout up for grabs between Chankla and Russell’s ex-wife, and it seems that in the middle of all this controversy the insurance company is not sure who to make the check out to. So, they are leaving the decision up to a judge:

Courthouse News Service reported that American General Life Insurance Co. issued a life insurance policy in October 2004 which named Armstrong’s ex-wife Barbara Fredrickson as trustee for an insurance policy for the benefit of Armstrong’s son.

American General says in its complaint that it was “ready, willing and able to pay the life insurance proceeds” but that “there are actual and conflicting claims relating” to the policy.

But now a judge has been asked to rend decision as to which wife actually gets $1 million insurance payoff.

While pending judgment, the insurance company has deposited the million dollar payoff which the court will distribute to either Taylor Armstrong or Barbra Frederickson.

Thanks 808wave wave for the link!

Domestic violence charities must require their employees to watch episodes of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies as part of their training course because apparently NONE of them want anything to do with Chankla Face, since they all know about her insane clown fuckery on RHOBH.

Plus Chankla Face’s claims that she was abused at the hands of her late husband Russell Armstrong have been in question for a while since all the bullshit stories this dipshit gives people are not making sense and do not add up. Chankla’s PR Ho’s have tried desperately to book her at various Domestic Violence charities but, NOT one of them is even nibbling on that hook because nobody wants to be associated with a scandalous psychopath like the Chankla.

Speaking of scandalous behavior remember how that bitch was rumored to be boning on her married lawyer? Well she must be trying to desperately clean up that trail of shit that’s following her bony ass around because according to gossipy sources she dumped that fool and he is butt hurt that his crusty ass was dumped because he won’t be able to ride on the Chankla Face’s famewhoring coat tails.

Check this shit out:

“Once the story made headlines Taylor broke it off with John and told him they couldn’t see each other anymore,”

“She just has so much going on and didn’t want any bad press, especially involving her and a married man.”

“John traveled with Taylor while she was doing her book tour and the two of them hit it off, in more ways than one,”

“There’s a very strong connection between the two, but Taylor doesn’t want to be known as the other woman, period. She needs to be a role model for her daughter, Kennedy. John is still married and has three kids. Taylor has made great progress, but she’s still in a vulnerable position, so most of her friends aren’t much of a fan of him.”

Thanks Nikki for the link!

Chankla Face, who is determined to make a living from the abuse she allegedly suffered at the hands of her late husband Russell Armstrong, believes she is now the expert in dishing out advice on domestic violence. And so she proceeded to use her baboon lips to give her so called expert opinion to mega-star Rihanna and Chris Brown about their issues.

This is what she told HNL:

“I would like to also see them go out there and speak out to young people, they have an enormous number of fans, and they could make such an impact if they went out and just really started talking about this. To see these two superstars to come out and just talk about it openly would be really powerful.”

So there you have it, now she is sticking her ass lips into these people’s lives to make herself more relevant.

Thanks my reader Elizabeth for the link!

Recent rumors about Chankla Face dating her married lawyer have emerged. John Bluher, 54 is supposedly helping Chankla Face with the lawsuit from My MyMedicalRecords.com and according to the rumor mill he is doing all of this Pro-Bonner! Yep, because Chankla is allegedly using her fish lips to go down on this dude when his wife and kids are tucked away in Colorado.

Gossipy sources supposedly told Radaronline earlier this week:

“John traveled with Taylor while she was doing her book tour and the two of them hit it off, in more ways than one,”

And according to the same source Chankla is bragging to other bitches about the affair:

“She’s been seeing him for almost two months and has confided in a handful of friends about the affair.”

According to the source John is form Parker Colorado and his wife’s name is Stephanie Bluher. But, the Bluher’s are rumored to be married only on paper since they’re separated or some shit according to the same source:

“It’s a bit of a complicated situation. John is still technically married, even though he no longer lives with his wife in Colorado and spends the majority of his time with Taylor in Southern California now,”

Chankla Face is allegedly head over heels over this dude’s wallet, but wants to keep that scandalous shit under wraps:

“There’s a very strong connection between the two, but Taylor doesn’t want to be known as the other woman, period. She needs to be a role model for her daughter, Kennedy.”

Chankla Face and the married lawyer where supposedly photographed together on January 12 leaving Craig’s restaurant in West Hollywood. Could it had been on  a romantic date? Also Chankla Face’s friends think this dude is a douche:

“John is still married and has three kids. Taylor has made great progress, but she’s still in a vulnerable position, so most of her friends aren’t much of a fan of him,”

Radaronline went after Chankla Face for questioning. But, when they could not get a hold of her walking skeletor with  ass-lips, so they decided to harass the lawyer’s wife instead. And SHE said:

“I don’t have anything to say to you. You can take it up with my husband.”

REAAALLLY!!!??? Do I hear some hostility there?

Later on Mr. Hotshot Lawyer-Dude got all pissed off and denied that he is sticking it in “‘having sex with a skeleton” Chankla Face and barked this shit:

“This story is a complete fabrication by someone that wants to hurt Taylor and damage my reputation. To place my name in an article that says Taylor or I are having an affair is libel.”

“There is no affair nor has there been one. Taylor would not have said it to anyone because it hasn’t occurred. Neither she nor I have any relationship other than my working as her legal counsel.”

“I did not travel with her on the book tour. I was in New York on business and was invited to have dinner with her and a group of her friends and her manager Robert Thorne, who had to cancel at the last minute, while she was there.”

“I do not spend most of my time in Southern California. I spend very little time in California. This is further evidence of libel and unsubstantiated falsehoods. Your sources are making things up in an attempt to damage my reputation and to damage Taylor.”

“Taylor is focused on healing and organizing her life with Kennedy. She wants to help people in abusive relationships. I am working to close the legal issues created by Russell’s death and help Taylor form her new business entities.

“I manage and coordinate all the litigation, non-entertainment legal work for businesses and for her new foundation. I am a member in her companies and a director in her Foundation. Primarily for purposes of being able to sign documents and organize activities while she is away on business, on vacation or just plain busy.”

Chankla Face also insist she isn’t dating married men. Just fucking them:

“Just to clarify all the ridiculous rumors…I am not dating ANYONE. I do not want to date anyone. So…Next week when the tabloids report I am dating Santa Clause just know that isn’t true either. No dating period,”

Dr. Sophy is bragging about how good Chankla Face is doing peddling her BS book and dragging her kid along:

“I’m so unbelievably proud of Taylor for the strength to keep going, and for still doing the hard work while still mourning the loss of her late husband, and going through the process of mourning the loss of Russell, and being a single mom. The book signing was very emotional for Taylor and there was an outpouring of emotion from the people that came out to support Taylor,”

“Taylor is now a single mom, Kennedy was at the signing last night as well. Taylor was keeping an eye on her daughter during the event, and made sure Kennedy was behaving herself,”

Only Kyle went to the book signing the other bitches (but, specially Brandi who told her off on the reunion) think she is full of shit and shouldn’t profit from her husband’s death.

Chankla Face also insist on selling us the story that she is not doing this book to profit from Russell’s death even thought she knows “how it looks,” :

“I know how it looks,”  “If I didn’t think this would make a difference, I wouldn’t be doing it,”

“Trust me, you don’t make that much money off a book.”

Chankla also says that Russell’s sister Laurie Kelso is the one who is full of shit because she wasn’t around when Russell was allegedly beating her ass:

“There are a number of people who are trying to find their way into the story of my life with Russell,” she said. “Russell’s sister Laurie Kelsoe … has no basis for saying anything about my life with Russell. She lives almost 1,500 miles away and saw our family on a small number of occasions. The facts are there.”

And according to Chankla’s allegations Russell punched her out after a Las Vegas episode for the show:

Armstrong never filed police reports. However, she released medical records to The Times in order to corroborate an incident described in the book, in which she says Russell “raised up one elbow and punched me hard, in the right eye.” It allegedly happened after a Las Vegas getaway filmed for the Bravo series. The blow, she wrote, caused an orbital fracture that required reconstructive surgery.

Armstrong seems determined to clean it up in the public eye. She expressed a desire to continue on with “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” should it return for a third season.

“If there’s a Season 3, I think it’s important to see what happens next [for me],” she said. “I’m still working on myself. And I have to say for the first time in my life, I’m OK being alone. Every little thing that I thought was going to be so horrible, really hasn’t been. I think for a Season 3 it would be nice for people to see the progression … and the lows too, because it’s certainly not all good days.”

So there you have it. Chankla is DESPERATE, to continue on the clown bus wreckage of the Real Middle Age Famewhores Of The Crazy at any cost; and prays to the Famewhore Goddess statue every night that Bravo doesn’t fire her bony fugly ass.

A lot of people are questioning Chankla Face’s allegations of abuse at the hands of her husband the late Russell Armstrong. Famous blogger Perez Hilton released a timeline of the stories Chankla Face has been telling us about her husband’s alleged abuse and he makes some valid points about things not adding up.

In one interview with Dr. Phill Chankla said that supposedly Russell punched her in the eye the night of her 40th birthday party,

“when they got home.”

Supposedly Russell accused Chankla of cheating then he popped her hard enough to almost make her lose her eye.

Later on however, Chankla changed the story and said Russell punched her while at the Four Seasons Hotel. Not at home like she previously said. Then, when Chankla got confronted on the discrepancy she said:

“I just meant when we got home to the hotel.”

The day after she supposedly got her ass kicked by Russell, Chankla send tweets she was sitting by the pool relaxing. When she was asked her why would she be staying at the Hotel after getting her ass beat and walk around with a black eye? Her response was:

“No, no. I had orbital floor blowout—never a black eye from the punch.” Seriously WTF?!

And these pictures of Chankla showing off her peyejo flappy gut below were taken during Chankla Face’s 40th birthday bash! Now I don’t know if these were taken before or after she allegedly got her eye punched out.

She just looks like she is having a grand ol’ time doesn’t she?

Chankla also went on The Today Show where she insist that Russell broke her jaw and she had to pop it back in place while bending over a toilet with drool coming out of her mouth:

“I was on my knees, hanging over a toilet with my jaw not in the place it was supposed to be, and there was saliva running out of my mouth and I was thinking to myself, ‘How am I not going to call an ambulance? How am I going to protect him? I don’t want him to go to jail. How am I going to get my jaw back into place?’”

When asked why Russell’s sister calls her a liar Chankla says that Russell’s sister don’t know what the fuck she is talking about because she is  a meth whore.

During Chankla’s latest interview with Dr. Drew, Chankla says she cries all the time, (really? tell me something new!)

Then, Dr Drew asked her WTF is up with her name change and why can’t she just be the real Shana with the other women?  And you can tell he does it in the nicest way he can when he says that Chankla is a scared little fugly girl or some shit like that,

“I see a scared little girl: Would that describe it?” “Does she have a name? The little girl? It feels like this little girl has a different name.”

“You have to hook Shana and Taylor up,”

Then, he goes on to call out Chankla Face on her skilled abilities in putting her self in shit situations when he says:

“you have a pattern of putting your self in abusive situations, and this is not difference is it?”

Chankla also insist her daughter Kennedy only saw Russell yelling at her, but never hit her she even says Kennedy asked her why would she miss Russell who yelled at her all the time,

“My daughter saw and heard more than I thought she did,”

“I am concerned this cycle may go down in the family again and I don’t want that to happen, so I am having conversations about it. She saw the verbal- not the physical, thank God,”

“Why would you miss a boy that screamed at you all the time?”

I think if he was beating on her all crazy he would of slipped and done it in front of Kennedy at least once.

At the end of this interview even Dr. Drew put a disclaimer stating this is what this bitch told him and if she is lying he has no control over that,

Editor’s note: HNL cannot confirm the allegations made by Taylor Armstrong in this interview.

People kept calling her out on her accusations against Russell on Twitter and other media methods:

Your stories dont add up #moneyhungry Then maybe you should redo your math.

Get off your high horse. You wrote the book first and foremost for the money.

And since she saw that everyone doesn’t believe her accusations that are sounding like bullshit she took to her Twitter and called everyone an asshole who worships the devil that doesn’t believe her or some shit.

For those who continue to say I’m lying. Ur harming women who suffer n silence making them even more afraid 2 speak up & get help. So… I’m releasing my medical records on my FB page

When a woman says she’s being abused, don’t wait for bruises to appear. Believe her! Help her! Don’t doubt her & call her a liar! I’m sure there will be some new spin from the haters out there but that will only make it more difficult for other abused women!!

I’m not doing it because I have to. I’m doing it because I want to. Calling someone who has been abused a liar is abusive.

Then, she released these medical records about her eye getting punched out to silence the “haters”:

So looks like Chankla Face is hard at work to promote her book Hiding From Reality that she believes will save all the Battered Wives out there and of course make her a few bucks on top of that, unless of course after all this proof the accusations turn out false and her book ends up being sold at the dollar store as toilet paper. But we will see, the truth always surfaces.

Chankla Face got threatening Twitter messages a few days ago from someone by the name of @Hardboiledpeggs who send her these lovely threats:

“see u on February 7 ill be there with a book and a rope so i can kidnap u,”  and the threats got worse when this crazy person started making sick threats to harm Chankla’s little daughter Kennedy. ”Turn around bright eyes every now and then, Kennedy’s dead,” Chankla freaked out and responded. “Don’t ever contact me again.”

All this because Chankla Face was going to be at some book signing on February 7th in New Jersey for that book she wrote were she is badmouthing her now dead husband.

Later on the Twitter account @Hardboiledpeggs was deleted and Chankla Face contacted the auhorities who later found the person sending the Twitter threats was a mentally ill teenager who was more than likely bored and wanted to fuck with Chankla. However, threatening to kill the little girl Kennedy is just plain sick.

From Radaronline:

“This was taken very, very seriously. The death threats Taylor and her daughter received are from a teenage girl that lives in New Jersey. The teenager appears to suffer from mental health issues,” a law enforcement source tells RadarOnline.com. “Taylor is extremely grateful to the FBI for identifying the culprit.”

“It was disturbing for Taylor to find out that the girl lives in New Jersey, because of the specific threat she got in regards to her book signing in the Garden state on February 7.”