(I don’t know how the title of this recrap sounds in French, but anytime I can find and use a new curse word in a foreign language I’m going to throw it in there. Enjoy!)

Ramona and Sonja go to the gym and get hit on by an old  crusty man. Gonzo gets all excited and asks the old fart how much money he has and if he needs a date for the evening, but he turns her down so she gets sad and says goodbye to her possible could of been future ex-husband.

Also, while at the gym Ramona brags to  Gonzo  about what a wonderful mother she is to her daughter Avery (you know the one that complains that her and Mario are never around past 9:30pm) unlike LuAss who is only a weekend mother and who loves to slut around with every Tom, Dick and Harry-Balls in her pathetic music videos. Ramona brings up how LuAnn’s son Noel’s face fell out of embarrassment when he saw his mother laying around on “Money Can’t Buy You Class It Can Only Buy You Ass” video with a gang-bang of naked hot gay guys. How embarrassing!

Gonzo who is the old whore of New York says she didn’t think LuMan’s video was a slut flick, but Ramonzon insist that LuAnn’s video is Evil and she is sending a whore message that Ramonzon doesn’t agree with. Gonzo who is one Bravo paycheck away from the homeless shelter decides she will go along with Ramona’s bullshit this one time (you know just in case Ramona decides to come out of the closet and let Sonja move in with her and Mario!) and so decides she is not going to be on this video either.

Alex and Simon are having some kind of a hobo-barbecue complete with the package of 8 hot dogs for 99 cents, plus generic brand beer and Kool Aid. Alex dances around with the hot-dogs, trying to be sexy and fails miserably. Her son little Frankie who is now wearing his own Ride The Lightning Metallica shirt, innocently smacks her in the ass probably the same way he’s seen his drunken dad do that before many many times and Simon tells him to quit smacking what he can’t afford or some shit like that. It was freaking hilarious, then his little crazy ass  decides to go find some booze to be part of the adult party. Simon tells him to put the booze down and wait until he is seventeen just like Simon did when he was a young punk growing up in Australia drinking Fosters and smacking tranni looking street walkers in the ass.

Simon asks Alex if she is planning on playing  extra in the background of LuMan’s tranni video, but Alex says she refuses to participate in some bullshit ass video for an old bitch who thinks her shit don’t stink, even though her breath stinks like shit. Especially when her highness tells the ‘little people’ how to behave  because while this delusional bitch was at the trailer park preparing to marry a rich old man, she never got the memo that you don’t use the word “class” to describe yourself because only bitches that live in double wides try to say that they are “classey”. This is what Alex’s  mama taught her when she used to be a little rich hillbilly girl living in a mansion in Kansas surrounded by maids and servants because Alex’s daddy, who was almost 25 years older than her mama, was an oil tycoon.

So there you have it bitches! Our little awkward Alex comes from old oil money (according to her and I hope this is true!). And if you all dont’ believe her look at Simon’s destroyed liver, that shit must of taken years of drinking plus thousands of dollars to fuck it up, and Alex has his liver in a box in the closet along with the thousands of dollars of fugly ass expensive dresses and Herman Munster shoes,  plus not to mention all those horrific man mumu’s and crazy ass, pleader spandex pants and all of the Rocky Horror picture show S&M wardrobe those fuckers wear. That crapola  must cost thousands and thousands of trustfund dollars, plus all the times they blew money vacationing in St. Barts. Yep, Alex’s inheritance, that’s where these dipshits were getting all that money to party.

 

 

Jill jumps on the chance to get a free memory test because she likes free shit. And the beanie on her head is a “good look” for Jill specially if it was a lobotomy cap, then it would be perfect. She asks Sonja to meet her at the doctor’s appointment because that’s what people do when they are discussing being in some cheesey music video  for some desperate bitch that other people feel embarrassed for.

 Gonzo, who is the Senior whore of New York, tells Jill that she doesn’t want to be on this music video because all of the sudden, humping and grinding on young twenty-five year old model guys who may also do side work as male escorts that Gonzo could of easily picked up for an evening of hook up and cheap hooch is a bad example for Gonzo’s nine year old daughter who may see mommy doing these horrible nasty things, but all the other times the bitch was having her cottage cheese crusty ass hanging out while she forgot her panties and grinded on whatever men where present was perfectly okay.

Jill is not buying this bullshit story, and like a good used car salesmen she tells Sonja what she wants to do and insists that Sonja wants to do this music video. Gonzo breaks down and says it was Ramonzon who influenced her to not do the video. “BINGO!’

Meanwhile the poor doctor doing Jills memory work is pointing a gun to his head after hearing the trail of drama dribble out of these bitches psychotic mouths.

Ramonzon and her crazy eyes meet the Countless for an evening of confrontation and bitch slapping.

Actually LuAnn meets Ramona for lunch to convince her to be in LuAnn’s crap de la crap video. It was funny how LuAnn was begging this bitch to be in the video trying to use cult mind control techniques that don’t work on hurricane Ramona, and Ramona spits on LuAnn and says that she is not doing this bullshit ass desperation of old casino whore music video because it will set a bad example for her daughter Avery who disapproves of Ramona doing the video.

Ramona continues her spitfire attacks on LuAnn suggesting  she is a bad mother who only sees her children on the weekends unlike Ramona who lives in the same house with Avery and spends a lot of time in the same house with Avery although  she only sees her for like five minutes a day and this is while she is not sober, so Ramona has no idea what the fuck is going on, but still sees Avery for like five minutes, so that counts as better parenting according to Ramona’s Pinot Grigio injected brain.

LuAss gets pissed that this bitch is here criticizing her awesome Countless parenting skills after all, at least LuAss leaves her children with a hobo unlike Ramona who leaves Avery alone when Ramona is not there. Ramona brings up that she has the perfect family unit and LuAss asks Ramona about Mario and his cheating escapades “And how’s that going, by the way?”. Ramona says that the psychic was wrong and her eighteen- year open marriage is perfect  unlike LuAnn’s ex-husband Count Chocula who cheated on that bitch left and right. LuAnn gets butt hurt and walks out because she knows it’s true.

Ramonzon should of just quit blaming Avery for not being allowed to do the music video and told LuAnn straight up she didn’t want to do her crappy video because she can’t stand LuAssHole and end it at that.

Horse ass teeth Cindy also gave LuAnn a lame ass excuse about not wanting to be in her music video because she was spending time with her children. WITH HER CHILDREN?  You mean with the little people that she has no clue how to deal with? That she ends up pawning them off on Nannies and complaining that they keep her up all night? But I guess that’s what happens if you have children at the age when you really should be having grandchildren, you have no energy or patience on how to deal with them. For some lame reason LuAss accepted Cindy’s excuse for not doing the video.

Cindy and her horse teeth show up to Sonja’s house for some trailer park toaster oven eggs and juice. I have no idea why Sonja invited Cindy over for breakfast on a work day for work horse. Horse teeth Cindy shows up with all her work supplies which she spreads on Gonzo’s counter where she  sets up an office  and proceeds to take a business meeting conference call with all the other dipshits she works with to talk about pubes and while on her conference call Cindy shushes Gonzo, who is busy making Horse Teeth her breakfast.

Yep, Horse Teeth told Gonzo to shut the fuck up in her own damn house! I’m surprised Gonzo didn’t clonk that bitch with a frying pan, but then again she did the next best thing when she cursed her out in front of all her business associates who Cindy had on speaker phone (like an idiot) and Gonzo went off on her all ghetto and shit. I can just see the people in the conference call looking at each other in awkwardness while Cindy is getting the verbal bitch smack when Gonzo is dropping some ‘F” bombs in the background telling Cindy how “Fabulous” she is. That’s beautiful!

I wonder why Cindy had those people on speaker phone while she was acting all rude to Gonzo like that. Did she not think she was being ruuude and would piss off that other bitch who may or may not start yelling at her, did she not think that? Who the fuck goes to somebody else’s house to set up a makeshift office and get on a conference morning call while bossing the hostess around like a peon? WHO DOES THAT? 

How does this bitch even run a business with these asshole manners?  Cindy even pulled her twelve year old assistant out of her pocket and tells Sonja that “she don’t eat” when Sonja tried to pass the assistant some utensils so that Cindy can stuff her mouth.  Either Cindy is too ignorant to know how rude she comes off, or she is just plain rude and can’t help stomp on everyone she comes across with her size fourteen hooves because the bitch looks like she has beast size feet!

 LuAss is getting her poodle-doo for her music video (that only Jill and Kelly agreed to participate in) and of course her mouthy side kick Jill is there with her, bossing peons around, telling the director how to do his job, telling the hair stylist to redo LuAnn’s poodle hair and just sticking her imaginary expertise in everyone’s business(I think the whole crew was plotting her death).

LuAnn brags that she was inspired by a friend to just go out and do the video and of course because that bitch has to brag that she knows all the people who come from royalty she pulls a name out of her ass and says that it was ‘Princess La oum um um’ (she gets quieter when she says the name because she realizes she is going to get caught in her lie) that told her that inspirational shit. Yeah, sure LuAss you’re just best friends with the whole royal platoon you have a freaking secret members card to that elite club and we all believe you! 

The poor bastard video director wants to pull his eyes out  with blades because he has to work with these delusional old skanks (but especially Jill) and to shut them up he tells them that everything is ”great”.  You can tell the director is embarrassed that he agreed to shoot this lame sorry ass excuse for a music video, but when there’s no work anywhere else and you were offered a bag of alley meth plus a half eaten turkey sandwich you take it, even if you have to work for a crazy bitch that thinks she is the next Madonna at age 52 or 62 or however old she is now.

They shoot parts of the video in the back alley of a casino hotel where all the hookers hang out (perhaps this was LuMan’s old stomping grounds?) and the rest in a limo (not a Hummer because LuMan felt a Hummer was not “classy”).  Kelly shows up late to take a shit while running and that’s what she contributed to the video, while Jill contributed by bitching and complaining  a diarrhea trail of stupid complaints the whole time she was there.  

LuMan thinks her video is awesome and she should be  because the director did an excellent job although he was about to jump out of the 17th floor hotel window, the director somehow still manage to capture LuMan’s faded youth, attention whore, desperation wrapped in menopausal delusions of grandeur.

 I don’t think the people who worked for LuAnn can put this down on their resume especially the music director. Putting this video down on their resume may cause them to get laughed out of the business. But as long as LuAnn thinks this is the best music video that was ever made and everyone is not laughing at her, but with her, everything is-A-okay. Just keep thinking that LuAss! Just keep thinking that!

Alex and Simon are having some art gallery situation happening at their Vampire Bordello and Ramona drags Gonzo plus Mario who gets the nipple flash from Gonzo when they all arrive at Silex’s house.  Mario’s eyes pop out. 

Simon is drunk off his ass (again) from the previous seven nights of binge drinking and his ass looks like he hasn’t shaved or taken a bath or changed his holy shirt for a few days now.

Mario then loudly complains about having to drag his spoiled ass to this ghetto Brooklyn neighborhood and the whole room of Brooklyn hood rats look right at him and get offended. Ramona says she is embarrassed, but ya’ all know that  this No Mouth-Filter bitch ain’t embarrassed of shit. She is just scared her and Mario will get jumped by the Brooklyn thugs the minute they walk out to the parking lot and she is planning to take off her shoes and run leaving Mario behind to save her own sorry ass and this is exactly what happened later on that night.

Alex, Ramona and Sonja decide to go take a dance class with Ramona’s daughter Avery because the best  way to avoid the oil of old lady music video the Countless tried to sucker them into is by doing their best old drunken bitch dance while wearing raggedy ass clothes from the butthole of the 80’s Menopausal hot flash dance closet.

 

 

After the shit hit the fan that, Vicki send out a letter back in September to a judge asking him to release her dead beat boyfriend out of jail. Vicki came back, denying that she knew anything about this!

Now her lying ass is saying that she only dated this fool a couple of times and had no clue he was a dead beat and a cheater. But in the letter she send the judge it specifically says that she knew this man and she knew why he was in jail for! WTF?! I wonder if the botox injections that are making this bitch look like a Jr version of Mama Elsa is now affecting her memory so that she can’t keep her lies straight.

From the Rumorfix.com:

Real Housewives of Orange Countystar Vicki Gunvalson tells RumorFix exclusively, “I had no idea,” that her new boyfriend is being labeled a “deadbeat dad.”

When RumorFix reached Vicki by phone, she was shocked at the news, ‘I’ve only just started dating this guy, we’ve had like three dates. I don’t know about any of it.”

Her reaction is odd because RadarOnline obtained a letter written in 2010 by Vicki defending her boyfriend David Brooks Ayers against the child support claims.

Yeah, I like how she calls him ‘this guy’ but, in her letter she claims to be a good friend of his. NICE!

A judge has ordered the divorce procedures for Kelsey and Cuntmille Grammer to take place in February 7th . Kelsey can’t wait for that date so that he can finally be divorced from that beast of the black lagoon Cuntmille and marry his new piece of younger ass Kayte Walsh. He is hoping to marry her during the last 2 weeks of February if the judge grants the divorce before then. And he will marry Kayte with no prenupt just like he did Cuntmille those 13 years ago. I think Lisa is right he is gona be broke if he keeps marrying bitches with no prenups.

Even though Cuntmille Grammer may of hit the jackpot with Kelsey’s no prenupt 50 million dollar divorce, the selfish bitch is worried about Kelsey Grammer’s new wife getting his pension money in case he croaks before the 2 of them.

Here is the original article from TMZ:

The legal titans for both sides were in court this AM – Neal Hersh for Camille and Lance Spiegel for Kelsey — arguing over whether Kelsey is entitled to an immediate divorce decree, saving those pesky property issues for a later date.

The judge put the matter over until February 7.  So if the judge grants the divorce on the 7th, Kelsey could still get married during the last 2 weeks of February — which he wants.

But Hersh told the judge he’s worried about Camille’s cut of Kelsey’s pension — estimated at between $5 and $10 million.  Even if the judge awards her a cut in the pension, Hersh is worried … if Kelsey dies Kayte could go to the pension administrator as the grieving widow and lay claim to the proceeds.

It’s unlikely Camille would lose her pension rights, but just in case Hersh wants Kelsey to cough up a $10 million bond to protect her.

To be continued on Feb. 7th.

 

 For crazy unknown reasons Cuntmille Grammer  put Kelsey on a 12 month sex ban for a year before they broke up (probably just to be a bitch) . No wonder he went and found some other bitch to screw!

Life & Style Magazine reported that a so called source told them: “Camille stopped having sex with Kelsey about a year before they broke up,”

Another source also said:“He pleaded with photographers not to take his picture with his fiancée because his ’soon-to-be ex-wife’ would see it and go ballistic,” And also Kelsey is going around saying that Cuntmille likes to show the pictures or Kelsey and his new ho’ to the kids and bad mouth their dad : “Kelsey claims she shows pictures of the couple to the kids and blames Daddy for the mess”.

Cuntmille Lady KaKa Irritable Bullshit Syndrome, has been voted the most hated House Skank in the history of the Real House Whores of Bravo history. (I can’t decide on a name for her because she is just all those names) But the bitch is also going to be getting around 50 million dollars from her divorce to Kelsey because like a retard his ass didn’t sign a prenup .  Kelsey what the fuck where you thinking? Get a prenup with this next one at least!

Here is the original post from TMZ:

Kelsey is asking the divorce judge to grant the divorce decree asap, and leave all of the money issues for later.  In legalese, it’s called “bifurcation.”

Under California law, a divorce can become final 6 months after a petition is filed.  Camille filed on July 1, 2010 … so if the judge grants Kelsey’s request for bifurcation, he can marryKayte Walsh Saturday, January 1.  Kelsey and Kayte have been engaged for several months.

There were reports Kelsey was trying to keep Camille from grabbing his pension benefits — but in fact the pension papers are merely a formality which is required when someone files to bifurcate.

UPDATE:  A friend of Camille’s tells TMZ, Camille “is not surprised but continues to be disappointed at Kelsey’s immature and disrespectful behavior.”

 

 

 

Lady KaKa is throwing a bitch fit and threatening to unleash deadly viral sex tapes of her irritable Hershey squirt, stained, nasty ass and Kelsey doing it. If she doesn’t get the money she is demanding from him for the divorce.

These disgusting  sex tapes are sure to  cause eye bleeding ulcers and permanent insanity plus nightmares for the rest of someones life. In other words an average adult can end up so traumatized and mentally disturbed, from watching these diarreah filled, sex tapes, that permanent lock up in the loony bin would be required for the rest of their life.

That Cuntmille sure thinks like an evil villain. Because if these sex tapes cause this much damage in the world, Kelsey is gonna have to pay her what she is asking for. Or else he may go to jail along with her, for being partially responsible for  the permanent insanity and possible death of thousands of people because he allowed the release of these disgusting, deadly sex tapes that cause insanity, blindness and even death.

Here is the original article from Star Magazine it also talks about how Lady KaKa use to do raunchy sex tapes for a living back in the 90’s. I’m not surprise with this skank. A ho is a ho:

 “Camille fully intends on staying a very rich woman,” a friend tells Star in this week’s issue, on sale now. “She wants a ton of money in the settlement.” And she’s willing to do whatever it takes to retain her lavish lifestyle.

 “Camille likes to remind Kelsey all the time that she has dirt on him. And she’s so upset over him dumping her for young flight attendant Kayte Walsh last summer — plus the fact that they’ve already gotten engaged — that she’s been dropping plenty of hints she’s ready and willing to embarrass him if he doesn’t give her a huge alimony payment,” the friend revealed.

And while Kelsey would be red-faced over the tapes going public Camille is far less shy. In fact, she’s already posed for Playboy and starred in two mainstream erotic movies in the 1990s.

I KNEW IT! I knew Barney Devito liked the scandalous panocha chasing! According to Life & Style this fucker’s been a valuable patron of various strip clubs in New Jersey. Including a place called the Latin Bar where he was sprung over some Hispanic stripper from the Dominican Republic who is short with huge boobs! He also likes to hire cute young pretty girls who are not qualified to work for him at his company he owns, so that he can can have a little something, something on the side. Wink, wink!

Teresa of course turns a blind eye to these shenanigans (like she was raised to do I bet!) and insist she has a wonderful husband and a fabulous life.

Well maybe she is right . After all Barney Devito is helping the economy by keeping single mothers employed.  But I suggest Teresa’s dumb ass should get tested for venereal puta diseases. Who knows what crabs, lobsters or corpse crotch that fool caught from hanging around those rat holes!

From Life & Style:

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has stood by her husband, Joe, through a DUI arrest, eight-day jail sentence and filing for bankruptcy all while she tries to dig her family out of financial ruin. Now, Life & Style has learned that Joe has been leading a secret, double life – filled with regular visits to strip clubs.

According to a former dancer at Showoffs strip club in West Orange, N.J., Joe was a regular at the strip club before it was closed in 2006 amid accusations of prostitution.

“He was always up for a lap dance,” reveals the insider. “There was a lot of hanky-panky that went down in the club’s basement,” the insider tells Life & Style. “If you had money, you could get pretty up close and personal with the strippers.”

Joe was also allegedly a loyal patron of Latin Bar in Paterson, N.J.

“There was one particular waitress Joe really liked there,” recalls the insider. “She was from the Dominican Republic, about 5 feet tall with big breasts and long, dark hair. Joe would always make sure that wherever he was, he could be back in Paterson on a Friday night so he could see her.”

Back at his former real estate development office, Joe’s attention to the ladies also raised eyebrows. With Teresa nowhere in sight, he developed a very close relationship with a young female staffer who, says a onetime assistant, Joe suddenly hired despite the fact that she “didn’t seem qualified.”

Teresa, however, maintains that her marriage is strong. “I have a great husband,” she tells Life & Style. “I wake up every morning and I’m like, ‘Thank you, God.’”

 

 

Thanks to my readers for the links!

 

Teresa Giudice has been having some fucked up Karma kick her in the ass lately. First the truth came out about her 11 million dollar debt . A few days ago Teresa and Barney blasted back  in an interview with InTouch  magazine, by insisting that it was not their fault that they got into this 11 million dollar debt of biblical proportions. First Teresa says that she was ‘Humilliated’ and her and husband Barney Devito insists that Teresa was not aware of Barney’s business deals going wrong. But then her and Barney Devito. The geniuses that they are use the same breath to blame other people for their wild spending and at the same time brag about all the expensive shit they bought.

Barney Devito mainly blames his peasant tenants who didn’t pay him the rent on time causing his 11 million dollar fiasco : “It was tenants not paying rent, and it was a bad situation with my business partner,”. Teresa is still denying that there is an auction coming up. This woman doesn’t know when to quit even when she is going through a public bankruptcy humilliation.She inserts foot in mouth by bragging about all the shit that her and Barney bought that contributed to their monumental debt. Including lavish parties, expensive trips and $140K Maserati. Plus she brags on spending thousands of dollars on home furnishings and clothes for her daughters.

“My wedding was incredible,… My flowers cost $10,000, which was a lot of money ten years ago. My dress was around $10,000, my photographer, too.”

Teresa and Barney are now trying to say that Barney is going to be doing all the grocery shopping since Teresa seems incapable of handling that and he also says they are putting litmits on Teresa’s credit cards . (Really they still let her have credit cards? Even, after this shit-storm?) . They’re also trying to say that their girls will now be wearing hand me downs and that they learned their lesson yadi-yadi ya. We’ll see.

What’s next? These assholes are gonna write a book called “Coupon Clip Your Way Out Of An 11 Million Dollar Debt”? WTH?

Teresa has also been demanding more money from Bravo. Probably to make up for all the public constant clowning she has to deal with. I bet Dina is probably sitting at home thinking ‘See that’s why I quit’.

Barney Devito and Teresa also disputed to the same InTouch magazine of Barney cheating with some blond chick named Tara F or G. The report also states that it was written somewhere that Teresa and Barney slept in separate beds. Althought I don’t remember reading that anywhere.

And that’s not all. After word in the blogosphere got out that the whole Tara G was more than likely a figment of the Joker’s imagination going wild. Tara G Nephew seems to have come to life .Thanks to my reader ‘Trashlover’ for sending me the link to ‘Tara G Nephew’. Whom is suspected to be one of Joker Face’s borrowed split personalities. And check out these angry Tweets:

W-H-A-T in the most irritating screechy scream eva! No wonder Joe Joe wears earplugs!

T keeps saying I won’t hit her? Nothing like admitting u are an out of control #APESHITbiatch! No wonder JoeJoe doesn’t feel attacked w/me

TaTa4NowTweeps. T’s in Vegas and you know when the Cat is Away the Mice will Play! M-E-O-W!

FYI, I chose ‘G’ for Giudice and Nephew to drive T #APESHIT

Anyone else think T does not know DENIAL isn’t a river in Egypt!

On her Tweets she also talks smack to Joker Face.  Making fun of her ‘Square tit’. But could this still be Joker Face just trying to throw us off? Well we will all just have to wait and watch what happens. I guess.

And here is the latest humilliation . Radaronline reported that Teresa and Barney hid 250K worth of assests from the courts and it all came out. The bankruptcy trustee overseeing the Giudice’s bankuptcy petition , got pissed off when she caught these 2 con artist lying on their assests. She said that the judge should not grant them shit because they bullshited them and lied about Teresa’s contract for 250K for her book “SkinnyItalian”, and didn’t list it as part of their assests. Here is the original article by Radaronline:

Their money woes just got a whole lot more serious.  The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe have been accused of hiding major assets from the United States Bankruptcy Court, and RadarOnline.com has the explosive legal document outlining the claim.

LEGAL DOCUMENT: Read The “Complaint Objecting To Discharge” Here

Roberta A. DeAngelis, the US Trustee overseeing the bankruptcy petition of Teresa and Joe Giudice, filed a Complaint Objecting To Discharge last Thursday.  DeAngelis has requested Judge Morris Stern not grant the couple’s Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition because of the many “falsehoods” and omissions in their filing.

 In the Complaint, DeAngelis accuses the couple of filing schedules and statements they knew were “not true and correct,” making numerous false oaths, making “false sworn testimony,” and not disclosing numerous substantial assets.

The Complaint even accuses the couple of presenting false income tax returns to the bankruptcy court!

 The Complaint takes special note of the fact that Teresa signed a contract for $250,000 for her book “Skinny Italian” just one week before filing for bankruptcy but didn’t include that deal among her assets.

They also didn’t disclose, according to the Complaint, “Defendant husband’s bank account, two pieces of real property, the Defendants’ vehicles…..”

 Oops!

 

Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa’s nephew and  the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I’m looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will come out.

But for now, it seems that Teresa has a sister in law who married her brother (who actually has a forehead). And it appears that Teresa does have a ‘Nephew’ and she also can’t stand this chick for some reason, so its all family feuding bullshit. Typical in every family. Still, Teresa seemed to get too crazy over the mentioning of the ‘Nephew’ comment that Joker Face made during the reunion, and why would she yell ‘YOU’LL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’. Which by the way Jacqueline is denying that  she states Teresa yelled ‘Bring up’ not ‘Break up’ I don’t know I heard ‘Break up’.

Then again maybe Joker Face was trying to befriend this Melissa chick and get dirt on Teresa . And that’s how she found out that the 2 don’t like each other. That’s what I’m thinking.

Melissa also mentioned that she was pissed off at Teresa for not inviting her daughter to ride in the limo with Gia. What a bitch.

It is believed that  Teresa is jealous of this sister in law . Because she is richer (or appears to be) and prettier and has a forehead.Radaronline reported earlier today that the Giudice’s told them that, Melissa approached Bravo to join the  House Skanks. Why? I don’t know. I don’t think these dumb ho’s read these blogs, were asshole smart ass bloggers like me, tear their ass up. But then again, Melissa may just be doing it to piss off Teresa since the two hate each other and getting clowned on by smart ass bloggers may be a small price to pay to piss off Teresa.Or she is just another scandalous skank with Attention Whore Personality Disorder. Who the fuck knows!

 It was reported Teresa got all pissed off flipping tables, when she heard her sister in law will be joining.

Here is Teresa’s reaction when she heard about the sister in law joining:

 

“When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it,” a family source told RadarOnline.com. Teresa and Melissa don’t get along…They don’t speak,”

 a Giudice family friend added. “She doesn’t want to be on the show with her…I don’t think that she’s made her final decision and told them [Bravo] that yet.I think they’ll probably just bring more drama, and if Teresa is on the show it would be a competition. They’ve always been in competition. Melissa will stand up to her on TV. She’s a nice woman, but Melissa will give her a run for her money if Teresa busts her balls.

A source close to Gorga added: “I don’t believe she’d want her brother and sister-in-law on the show. She’d rather do it without family. But it’s up to Bravo, not Teresa.”

 Supposedly Bravo has been filming this new wannabe house skank. I bet Kim G is pulling her granny hair out and slamming her head up against her purple basement walls.

Radaronline reported that this new ho’s mansion is three times the size of Teresa’s shack. Bravo has not confirmed that this new aspiring house skank will join the trainwreck.

Here is a picture of Teresa’s sister in law Melissa Gorga and Teresa’s brother. I see that they are related I see she likes to put those hughe head bands all complete with the 16 pound flower on her kids head. Just like Teresa.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will soon be welcoming a new face to the neighborhood, RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively.

While not every new or returning member has signed on, camera crews are already following around the new addition.

If Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa return to the show for another season, they will be sharing the small screen with Melissa Gorga, who happens to be Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law! A Giudice family friend told RadarOnline.com, “She [Melissa] is not replacing her [Teresa]. I think Melissa is actually Dina’s replacement.”

The Giudice family friend said Gorga actually approached Bravo to be considered for Season 2.

“I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it.”

And it looks like Gorga will give extravagant Teresa a run for her money. “Melissa’s husbandused to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife,” the Giudice family friend said.

“Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”

A rep for the show told RadarOnline.com, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.”

 

That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ .  And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off,  bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.

I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like  when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.

Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true! 

Well folks, I have learned  from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G.  Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.

Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown.  Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape “  Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.

Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.

Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?

Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:

 

Guidice, 38, explains in her latest Bravo blog.

In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).

When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.

“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”

Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.

“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.

“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”

She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen– “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”

But she isn’t sorry for screaming.

Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”

 

Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .

All this craziness with the whole Teresa and Joe Giudice bankruptcy yard sale, has brought some attention to some old comments that were posted way before The Real Housewives Of New Jersey was even aired. Some of these comments took place while the show was being filmed. I saw this website before the show aired but I don’t recall reading all these crazy comments.

At the time these were posted we didn’t know the dirt on the housewives. But now when you read the comments and compare them to the shenanigans of these housewives you can see that a lot of these were posted by people that possibly knew these women . I only picked the most outrageous ones but if you want to read the rest click on the link to the site. Ashley Holmes posted some angry comments on there also, she put her name and everything. And some look like they were written by Joker Face, because you can see that even in her writing she calls women ‘ woman’. I think even Kim Granny-Tell is in there somewhere.

There is also a few comments that mention how the housewives husband’s should have their own show too. Because they’re scandalous and cheaters and maybe dangerous too. Who knows if this is true or if all the hateful bullshit was posted by Joker Face because she is a jealous ho’. But these comments were an interesting read.

Towards the bottom of the page I posted some more recent comments that I took out of a website called ‘Homes Of The Rich’ . On that site they thrash Teresa and Barney Devito about them being fronters, not having as much money as they pretend to have and about how Joe has this younger blonde girlfriend. Again I don’t know how much of that is true or not or if they were just posted by the Joker to stir up more shit. I don’t know about Barney Devito having a mistress  . He can’t even afford a wife . Those bitches are expensive.

Click here to read the original comments On Common Ground . Sorry if I posted too many . There was too many good ones.

 June 25, 2008 11:20 PM

Anonymous said…

Down to earth?!! Umm did anyone see my big fat fabulous wedding with Tommy and Dina? Well Dinas on Real Housewives now, along with her sister and 2 other obnoxious women. I know all of them and they dont have the money that they portray to have!! This is going to be a hysterical show!!!!!

June 30, 2008 2:40 PM

Anonymous said…

I dontknow if you read the post’s above, but this is my FAMILY your talking about.
Do you have access to their bank accounts? No, you don’t. So how can you commment on money?? You can’t.
And if you knew them as good as you seem to think you do, you would know that they are down to earth.Jealousy is a bitch, huh?

July 01, 2008 3:09 PM 

Anonymous said…

I know the ENTIRE family of some of the “wives” being filmed. Bravo is missing the boat. Some of the men are much more interesting. A little “dangerous” too!

July 01, 2008 5:44 PM

Anonymous said…

i wonder who all these people are that saythey know my family…I wonder if they really do…I’m so curious, that’s why I check this board everyday…We have been waiting to see how long it would take people to start saying BS…I wonder who everyone is?

July 02, 2008 11:42 AM

Anonymous said… Your “family” is obviously a bunch of attention getting morons. what is this, the 4th reality show they have tried to capture attention with?!? They make themselves look retarted… they may have money, but sure as hell are lacking CLASS.

July 02, 2008 7:39 PM

Anonymous said… ***TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE AT 5:35***Get your facts straight, moron. The only one to ever do anything with TV was Dina and that was one show about her wedding. Judging by your ignorant comment, I will go on to assume that you don’t know them or anything they are about because you couldnt be more off with your ridiculous assumptions. Like I said, we were ready for a**hole, wanna-be’s to start talking sh*t. I guess we just didnt anticipate the “hating” to begin so soon. I guess we shouldnt underestimate the power jealousy.

loser

July 03, 2008 8:42 AM

Anonymous said…

No jealousy at all…you all want attention, thats why your trolling the only website talking about the show so far. You guys are a big laugh to people around here, thats all im saying. Nothing to be jealous of AT ALL.

 

 July 13, 2008 10:14 PM

Anonymous said…

The reason I am “trolling” a website is because the show is about my family and I am interested in what people are saying. I don’t know one single person that would not be “interested” about a show about their family? Why are YOU “trolling”? Why do you care? Who are YOU to judge? If your not jealous, then why would you lookfor a website and take the time to comment SEVERAL times? It doesn’t make sense. If your not interested, then don’t pay any mind to the situation and share your negative views. We don’t want them and we don’t care what you have to say. We do these things because it’s fun and because we can. Most (NOT ALL) people would take such an opporunityif it came their way as well. By making these negative comments, all your doing is creating more hype (which will result in better ratings!), which is great, so thanks!

 

July 27, 2008 3:40 AM

Anonymous said…

One loser is definitely from Franklin Lakes. Her wedding was on Platinum Weddings. What next? Is Dina the one who cheated on her first husband? Rich as in illegal wealth? So impressive!

August 04, 2008 10:34 PM

Anonymous said…

Once again we have an idiot talking from their a**. I am a close friend of the entire family, so let me correct this moron. Big Fat Fabulous Weddings first of all. Cheating on first husband? Unless it was with you or your husband,its nothing but gossip. And lastly, unless a catering hall has been recently outlawed, their source of income is quite legal. Please stop hating. Aren’t you embarrassed? This is a fun, very cool family that most people wish they were like. Send me your name and address. Maybe I can get you an autograph.

 

August 06, 2008 3:49 PM 

Anonymous said…

I heard that they are driving around looking at houses that they cant afford, pretending they are going to move. PATHETIC. And she left her former husband for Tommy, FACT not rumor “family member”. Stop defending them, they are putting thereselves out there…they are going to be criticized.
Um most people wish they were like them?? They are white trash with a little bit of money that got to their heads.

August 09, 2008 3:00 PM

Anonymous said…

Putting “thereselves” out there?? Enough said. You prove what an idiot you are each time you write.You sound like an angry ex-friend or maybe even an ex “family member”. Get over it. Its all in fun. Lighten up a little.

 

August 09, 2008 11:53 PM

Anonymous said…

They are definately white Trash looking for attention. That’s so sad…. fake boobs and all

August 11, 2008 12:52 PM

Anonymous said…

I don’t know these women personally, but nothing good is ever said when their names are brought up. You are calling people “hating” on you “pathetic”?? You are the ones stalking websites at 2:15 am defending yourselves. You are a joke to people around here… But keep telling yourself that people are “jealous”. Just goes to show what garbage you really are

August 10, 2008 6:24 PM 

Anonymous said…

anonymous….you fool…you have absolutely no idea who these people are..i know one thing for sure you are a jealous bitter person that doesnt know them. if you did you would have your facts straight…you poor pathetic fool…

August 13, 2008 3:57 PM

Anonymous said…

Yes, these woman have a lot of money and big beautiful homes but no brains!!!! Their husbands like to spend lots of time in strip clubs I wonder if they will show that on the show??? They “pimp” their children out in beatuy pagents instead of teaching them morals and values.This show is going to be hyterical we get to see what rich, trashy, uneducated woman do with their time. Did any of these woman attend college, I think not!!!! To think one of the woman even had breast implants for the tapping of this show, haha! I am sure the NY cast will have a field day with this show. Come on everyone lets get french manicures and pedicures for the premiere of the show. Notice how the show didn’t go to the real rich towns such as Short Hills, Livignston, Chatham, Madison, etc. They know where all the drama would be.And no I am not jealous. These people do not have moeny in the bank they have charge cards thats all!

August 19, 2008 10:23 AM

Anonymous said…

one of the pathetic losers that are on this show, is a very close relative of mine. Don’t understand how that show chose her to be on tv. If anyone knows who I might be talking about, what an idiot, clueless mother and a housewive that has no idea what her husband does and who. She definitely needs a reality check.

August 19, 2008 5:05 PM

Anonymous said…

I know one of “housewives” very well. I could not agree more withthe above comment. It may look like they havemoney but, that is not the case! Why don’t these mothers go read a book to their children instead of running around with cameras in their face. Just from knowing some of the girls on this show I can see why Bravo didn’t pick woman with real money and class they picked the dumb ones with no class and charge cards, it makes for a better show. Why don’t they donate some money to chairty instead of worrying about out doing each other with material things

August 19, 2008 5:13 PM

Anonymous said…

Totally agree with previous comments. I know the two sisters on the show and know a third housewive (not so much a housewive at home) I would love to see a show about their so called husbands. I know alot of ones’ husband and he definitely is not too involved with his wife and three kids. But what she don’t know, she will never have a clue about!!!!!!

 

August 19, 2008 11:13 PM

Anonymous said…

Girls,girls,girls. I was just told of this nasty blog by a YOUNG family member of ours. I am also related to 2 of the “housewives”. Please don’t go to the level of these horrible envious woman and even respond to them and their crazy lies. It is quite obvious WHO they are and WHY they do this so let it be. They are the JOKE since the girls don’t pay any mind to this at all. Let them fight with themselves and self distruct:)

August 21, 2008 10:53 AM

Anonymous said…

You’re pathetic and so is anyone else who thinks this show is a good idea! I hope these women are ready for what skeletons will come out of their closets! Especially their husband’s closets!

August 21, 2008 11:42 AM

Anonymous said…

A few of the woman on the show are originally from Paterson, NJ. Don’t forget your roots girls!

August 21, 2008 11:43 PM

Anonymous said…

Haha! WOW, you think of bunch of drama filled, uneducated, materialistic woman who spend their days shopping, taking their kids to a modeling agencies, in and out of children’s boutiques, hair salons, and wondering what their husbands are up to and where they are represent the state of NJ????? I think NOT! I can’t wait for the show also! I can’t wait for them to see what FOOLS they look like!

August 23, 2008 8:35 AM

Anonymous said…

Well I can say that these comments are from nj. To know a person so well and see her on this show, it so proves what she wishes she was. Born and raised in Paterson and and then thinking that she has the wonderful life that these women so called have on this show. This is all just a show because that woman has nothing just a bunch of credit cards with a high balance!!!!!

August 26, 2008 2:27 PM

Anonymous said…

Do not worry, these women CAN and WILL supply the drama. Bravo will not have much work to do. They picked these women because they know they are dumb enough not to care how they are portrayed. Some of these girls are attractive, wealthy, and interesting. That is if you consider woman who shop all day and gossip all day interesting. The economy we live in today is at its worst. More then half of Americans have homes in foreclosure, parents can’t afford back to school clothes for their children, and middle class Americans are going to food banks. What are these rich women doing to help those less fortunate then them, NOTHING! I bet they don’t even know who is running for President!

August 26, 2008 2:56 PM

Anonymous said… How about the fact that 2 of the housewive are ex strippers/hookers? Or that another is ok with her husband sleeping around? I guess thats class..I guess people are totally jealous of you guys!
“Family Member”–please dont speak, you obv. dont know your “families” past’s.

September 03, 2008 4:41 PM

ashley said…

i personally think all of you should just shut up and go get a life… seriously. i hope you guys are teenagers and not grown women…cuz if you’re all grown women leaving comments on a random blog about a reality show… really makes me wonder if YOU’RE the ones not getting attention from your men. – and where are your children while you’re sitting at your computer ? hmm.. i think you all need to grow up and stop creating petty high school-like drama on a blog about the new jersey housewives… why do you all give a shit about them anyway ? jealous maybe ? if you don’t like them so much why bother taking time out of your “perfect” lives to comment this? does it make you feel better about yourself? what do you gain out of this? is this the kind of shit you haveto do to feel like you’re special or something? it’s stupid. besides…WHO ARE YOU to gossip and talk shit about these women? -all of you that claim to them ..obviously don’t know them very well…i can assure that NONE of them were hookers…also,to the women who defend the ladies on this show…thank you…but you should just stop…WHO CARES what these people are saying? they obviously have no life.. and nothing better to do ..they’re all pathetic. you’re better than them. let them think what they want to think..no matter what you say to defend yourselves or the women on the show…they’re going to keep gossiping and talking shit…just leaveit alone… i am actually a daughter of one of the housewives on the show… and honestly once this show airs… i don’t give a damn what you’ll all say about me…i don’t really care what you’ll think of me…because either way you’re all going to think what you believe…but when it all comes down to it…there’s nothing you could say that would effect me at all…and I’M SURE all the other housewives on the show feel the same way too. my mother never comments because she honestly doesn’t give a shit.we all laugh about this blog and joke about how stupid all of you are. and i’m sure the other housewives do the same .–it’s gossip. GROW UP LADIES…and stop being so bitter__this is my FIRST and FINAL post.
thanks

 

September 05, 2008 10:24 AM

Anonymous said…

 You should go read a book so you don’t turn out like your mother! Stop spending so much time on the computer

September 05, 2008 1:00 PM

Anonymous said…

The people who post negative things on this blog must be ugly and are jealous because the ladies on the show are beautiful, funny and entertaining. That’s sad..
And for all the people that “know” one of the housewives and are stilllll talking shit…let’s see how quick they jump to the other side and kiss their ass once their famous..can’t wait!! That’s when the real drama will start…!

September 05, 2008 9:38 PM

Anonymous said…

Looks like that’s what you are doing!!!! Hoping for a apperance on the show????????????

September 06, 2008 9:42 AM

Anonymous said… oh please, I saw one of the housewives just recently. I don’t need to kiss anyones’ ass especially her. Don’t know wjat definition of beautiful, funny, entertaining your talking about and believe me no one is kissing her ass in this family. She came from nothing and now she thinks she’s living that perfect lifestyle. Believe me everyone in this family is laughing at her. She’s a mess!!!CLUELESS about life! Try having a conversation with her, “what a dumbass”

September 09, 2008 7:11 PM

Anonymous said…

Wow. Just found this site and am amazed at how many negative and angry posts there are about a tv show! I saw filming a few weeks ago at a photography studio in Ridgewood. I saw Dina and Tommy on “My Big Fat Wedding” and thought they acted a bit over the top and trash-mouthed. Tommy and his brothers own a very nice, locally popular event/catering hall. I know alot of people who know them and use their facility frequently (which is in Paterson.) Many were a bit turned off by how they acted on WE TV. Do they really want all this controversy and attention again? WHY?? I think it may be bad for business!:)

September 10, 2008 10:39 PM

Anonymous said…

It is bad for business! We were looking to have my daughters wedding at the brownstone and after reading this and seeing the show on WE… NO WAY!!!!!! I would never give these people $1 of my money.

September 11, 2008 5:31 PM

Anonymous said…

It’s a shame to see how CRAZY people can get. It’s also sad to see what a little bit, again a little bit of money can do. I am curious to see what the men are up to, F the women. They are so yesturday, the men are having all the fun. F-N around while there wives are shopping. They should have called this show the cheating housemen of New Jersey. Anyone, that knows them, knows thats TRUE. The only reason they are still married is because there credit cards are all maxed out and can’t afford to retain an attorney.

September 11, 2008 11:15 PM

Anonymous said…

I am a friend of Teresa’s. Based on your posts I know who you are. It is really sad that you need to do this to make yourself feel better. She wouldn’t do this to you. Cut it out before the family finds out and you cause a family war over this nonsense. Is it really worthit? Also, YOU need to pick up a book- your spelling and grammeris that of a fiveyear old. As far as people who wont give another dime to the Brownstone…your loss,the place is amazing. No worries, go pay twice somewhere else. All of you nasty bloggers need to get a life and stop obsessing over others. Really.

September 12, 2008 10:33 PM

Anonymous said…

Tommy and Albert have come a long way to re-build their father’s business, however, all of that hard work will go out the window!!!! Because their customers do not want to see them acting like fools with their hard earned money. Tommy’s wedding was ridiculous, and he got a pass on it. But not this time. Now they park their Ferrari’s and Bentley’s outside to push it in our faces, they should rename the Brownstone — Goumba Johnnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 15, 2008 9:30 AM

Anonymous said… I’m getting bored reading about the same old thing. Brownstone “this” Brownstone “that” doesn’t anyone know anything about the other 4 losers or are they just on the show to use up camera time. I kinda feel bad for them, they obviously had NO attention before and still getting NO attention Now. Except for the one comment about the stipper thing (thats true). But, again she’s only married into the family somehow through the Brownstone, so she don’t matter.

September 18, 2008 8:27 PM

Anonymous said…

Girls, Girls, Girls, you are giving these women waaayyyy toooo much attention. I actually know them and their lives are not that interesting. I can’t imagine what they could possibly put on camera. If you ask me the show is gonna end up being a flop and “the real disappointment of NJ” Sorry!

September 24, 2008 4:47 PM

Anonymous said… wow…Teresa’s “family member” just won’t let up will she? Don’t you see that someone is about to expose you girl??? Do you want your dirty laundry aired??? Cause I think it’s about to happen. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones now should they???
I suggest you cram it, before you are really sorry that you ever decided to write your first evil envious lie on here. Let it go now before someone starts writing the FACTS about you. I haven’t told her about this blog yet, but you just don’t want to let up. I really think it’s time to stop before you make a bigger fool of yourself honey. Don’t make me go there, cause I WILL
Let the fans make their own judgement on these girls…I think they are going to love em.

September 26, 2008 8:48 PM

Anonymous said… HOLY CRAP!!!
I am one of the girls that did the show. I had no idea that we were so “popular” or even that interesting for that matter. What the hell is going on here???
Some of these blogs are quite obvious who they are- good and bad. For those who have been nice…thank you for havin’ our backs. For those who are nasty…it’s kinda sad really. If you have issues with us…let us know to our faces. You obviously are not just random people that google a show that hasn’t even aired yet. We don’t care what the general public will say when it airs…we put ourselves out there so we will have to take the good with the bad. WE KNOW…WE KNOW
So at this point all I could say is lighten up…it’s just a silly show.
God…I don’t know if we should be flattered or if I should update my security system…I’m gonna go with the security for now.
By the way, I was going to put my name on here…but I will make you wonder just like we have to about you.

 

This is more recent comments from another website called ‘Homes Of The Rich‘  about the Giudices and supposedly Joe’s girlfriend:

georgia peach says:

I heard they have both parents living in the downstairs of the mansion to help babysit and cover the mortgage. So NJtowaco mole do spill the dirt about joe’s girlfriend and when did he get caught? Do tell inquiring minds want to know.

• CarmenLucianaMarellaDonatellaAnnaGiancarloVanettiDiCarloMozzarella says:

  July 23, 2010 at 3:42 am

  Joe has taken Tara to construction sites already. The guys have known about her for sometime. Teresa’s going to be in for a big surprise when Tara has her “reveal.”

• CarmenLucianaMarellaDonatellaAnnaGiancarloVanettiDiCarloMozzarella says:
  July 23, 2010 at 3:35 am

  That would be the young blonde woman named Tara….Joe has taken her to construction sites and the guys have met her.

  Teresa’s on her way out whether or not she knows it….

My parents know Theresa and her husband Joe very well. I’ve met her and her family a few times before I moved to Beverly Hills,CA and she is not a wealthy person at all, She and her family lived in a mini shack before that mansion that they can’t afford. IDK? how they owe $11 million to the credit card companys? They have always borrowed money from my parents and never paid it back. If they know they couldn’t afford the house why even risk getting it build like it doesn’t make sence. It’s hard to figure her out.