Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa’s nephew and the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I’m looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will come out.
But for now, it seems that Teresa has a sister in law who married her brother (who actually has a forehead). And it appears that Teresa does have a ‘Nephew’ and she also can’t stand this chick for some reason, so its all family feuding bullshit. Typical in every family. Still, Teresa seemed to get too crazy over the mentioning of the ‘Nephew’ comment that Joker Face made during the reunion, and why would she yell ‘YOU’LL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’. Which by the way Jacqueline is denying that she states Teresa yelled ‘Bring up’ not ‘Break up’ I don’t know I heard ‘Break up’.
Then again maybe Joker Face was trying to befriend this Melissa chick and get dirt on Teresa . And that’s how she found out that the 2 don’t like each other. That’s what I’m thinking.
Melissa also mentioned that she was pissed off at Teresa for not inviting her daughter to ride in the limo with Gia. What a bitch.
It is believed that Teresa is jealous of this sister in law . Because she is richer (or appears to be) and prettier and has a forehead.Radaronline reported earlier today that the Giudice’s told them that, Melissa approached Bravo to join the House Skanks. Why? I don’t know. I don’t think these dumb ho’s read these blogs, were asshole smart ass bloggers like me, tear their ass up. But then again, Melissa may just be doing it to piss off Teresa since the two hate each other and getting clowned on by smart ass bloggers may be a small price to pay to piss off Teresa.Or she is just another scandalous skank with Attention Whore Personality Disorder. Who the fuck knows!
It was reported Teresa got all pissed off flipping tables, when she heard her sister in law will be joining.
Here is Teresa’s reaction when she heard about the sister in law joining:
“When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it,” a family source told RadarOnline.com. Teresa and Melissa don’t get along…They don’t speak,”
a Giudice family friend added. “She doesn’t want to be on the show with her…I don’t think that she’s made her final decision and told them [Bravo] that yet.I think they’ll probably just bring more drama, and if Teresa is on the show it would be a competition. They’ve always been in competition. Melissa will stand up to her on TV. She’s a nice woman, but Melissa will give her a run for her money if Teresa busts her balls.
A source close to Gorga added: “I don’t believe she’d want her brother and sister-in-law on the show. She’d rather do it without family. But it’s up to Bravo, not Teresa.”
Supposedly Bravo has been filming this new wannabe house skank. I bet Kim G is pulling her granny hair out and slamming her head up against her purple basement walls.
Radaronline reported that this new ho’s mansion is three times the size of Teresa’s shack. Bravo has not confirmed that this new aspiring house skank will join the trainwreck.
Here is a picture of Teresa’s sister in law Melissa Gorga and Teresa’s brother. I see that they are related I see she likes to put those hughe head bands all complete with the 16 pound flower on her kids head. Just like Teresa.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey will soon be welcoming a new face to the neighborhood, RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively.
While not every new or returning member has signed on, camera crews are already following around the new addition.
If Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa return to the show for another season, they will be sharing the small screen with Melissa Gorga, who happens to be Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law! A Giudice family friend told RadarOnline.com, “She [Melissa] is not replacing her [Teresa]. I think Melissa is actually Dina’s replacement.”
The Giudice family friend said Gorga actually approached Bravo to be considered for Season 2.
“I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it.”
And it looks like Gorga will give extravagant Teresa a run for her money. “Melissa’s husbandused to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife,” the Giudice family friend said.
“Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”
A rep for the show told RadarOnline.com, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.”
That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ . And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off, bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.
I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.
Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true!
Well folks, I have learned from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G. Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.
Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown. Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape “ Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.
Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.
Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?
Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:
In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).
When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.
“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”
Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.
“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.
“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”
She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen– “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”
But she isn’t sorry for screaming.
Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”
Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .
All this craziness with the whole Teresa and Joe Giudice bankruptcy yard sale, has brought some attention to some old comments that were posted way before The Real Housewives Of New Jersey was even aired. Some of these comments took place while the show was being filmed. I saw this website before the show aired but I don’t recall reading all these crazy comments.
At the time these were posted we didn’t know the dirt on the housewives. But now when you read the comments and compare them to the shenanigans of these housewives you can see that a lot of these were posted by people that possibly knew these women . I only picked the most outrageous ones but if you want to read the rest click on the link to the site. Ashley Holmes posted some angry comments on there also, she put her name and everything. And some look like they were written by Joker Face, because you can see that even in her writing she calls women ‘ woman’. I think even Kim Granny-Tell is in there somewhere.
There is also a few comments that mention how the housewives husband’s should have their own show too. Because they’re scandalous and cheaters and maybe dangerous too. Who knows if this is true or if all the hateful bullshit was posted by Joker Face because she is a jealous ho’. But these comments were an interesting read.
Towards the bottom of the page I posted some more recent comments that I took out of a website called ‘Homes Of The Rich’ . On that site they thrash Teresa and Barney Devito about them being fronters, not having as much money as they pretend to have and about how Joe has this younger blonde girlfriend. Again I don’t know how much of that is true or not or if they were just posted by the Joker to stir up more shit. I don’t know about Barney Devito having a mistress . He can’t even afford a wife . Those bitches are expensive.
Click here to read the original comments On Common Ground . Sorry if I posted too many . There was too many good ones.
Down to earth?!! Umm did anyone see my big fat fabulous wedding with Tommy and Dina? Well Dinas on Real Housewives now, along with her sister and 2 other obnoxious women. I know all of them and they dont have the money that they portray to have!! This is going to be a hysterical show!!!!!
I dontknow if you read the post’s above, but this is my FAMILY your talking about.
Do you have access to their bank accounts? No, you don’t. So how can you commment on money?? You can’t.
And if you knew them as good as you seem to think you do, you would know that they are down to earth.Jealousy is a bitch, huh?
I know the ENTIRE family of some of the “wives” being filmed. Bravo is missing the boat. Some of the men are much more interesting. A little “dangerous” too!
i wonder who all these people are that saythey know my family…I wonder if they really do…I’m so curious, that’s why I check this board everyday…We have been waiting to see how long it would take people to start saying BS…I wonder who everyone is?
Anonymous said… Your “family” is obviously a bunch of attention getting morons. what is this, the 4th reality show they have tried to capture attention with?!? They make themselves look retarted… they may have money, but sure as hell are lacking CLASS.
Anonymous said… ***TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE AT 5:35***Get your facts straight, moron. The only one to ever do anything with TV was Dina and that was one show about her wedding. Judging by your ignorant comment, I will go on to assume that you don’t know them or anything they are about because you couldnt be more off with your ridiculous assumptions. Like I said, we were ready for a**hole, wanna-be’s to start talking sh*t. I guess we just didnt anticipate the “hating” to begin so soon. I guess we shouldnt underestimate the power jealousy.
No jealousy at all…you all want attention, thats why your trolling the only website talking about the show so far. You guys are a big laugh to people around here, thats all im saying. Nothing to be jealous of AT ALL.
The reason I am “trolling” a website is because the show is about my family and I am interested in what people are saying. I don’t know one single person that would not be “interested” about a show about their family? Why are YOU “trolling”? Why do you care? Who are YOU to judge? If your not jealous, then why would you lookfor a website and take the time to comment SEVERAL times? It doesn’t make sense. If your not interested, then don’t pay any mind to the situation and share your negative views. We don’t want them and we don’t care what you have to say. We do these things because it’s fun and because we can. Most (NOT ALL) people would take such an opporunityif it came their way as well. By making these negative comments, all your doing is creating more hype (which will result in better ratings!), which is great, so thanks!
One loser is definitely from Franklin Lakes. Her wedding was on Platinum Weddings. What next? Is Dina the one who cheated on her first husband? Rich as in illegal wealth? So impressive!
Once again we have an idiot talking from their a**. I am a close friend of the entire family, so let me correct this moron. Big Fat Fabulous Weddings first of all. Cheating on first husband? Unless it was with you or your husband,its nothing but gossip. And lastly, unless a catering hall has been recently outlawed, their source of income is quite legal. Please stop hating. Aren’t you embarrassed? This is a fun, very cool family that most people wish they were like. Send me your name and address. Maybe I can get you an autograph.
I heard that they are driving around looking at houses that they cant afford, pretending they are going to move. PATHETIC. And she left her former husband for Tommy, FACT not rumor “family member”. Stop defending them, they are putting thereselves out there…they are going to be criticized.
Um most people wish they were like them?? They are white trash with a little bit of money that got to their heads.
Putting “thereselves” out there?? Enough said. You prove what an idiot you are each time you write.You sound like an angry ex-friend or maybe even an ex “family member”. Get over it. Its all in fun. Lighten up a little.
I don’t know these women personally, but nothing good is ever said when their names are brought up. You are calling people “hating” on you “pathetic”?? You are the ones stalking websites at 2:15 am defending yourselves. You are a joke to people around here… But keep telling yourself that people are “jealous”. Just goes to show what garbage you really are
anonymous….you fool…you have absolutely no idea who these people are..i know one thing for sure you are a jealous bitter person that doesnt know them. if you did you would have your facts straight…you poor pathetic fool…
Yes, these woman have a lot of money and big beautiful homes but no brains!!!! Their husbands like to spend lots of time in strip clubs I wonder if they will show that on the show??? They “pimp” their children out in beatuy pagents instead of teaching them morals and values.This show is going to be hyterical we get to see what rich, trashy, uneducated woman do with their time. Did any of these woman attend college, I think not!!!! To think one of the woman even had breast implants for the tapping of this show, haha! I am sure the NY cast will have a field day with this show. Come on everyone lets get french manicures and pedicures for the premiere of the show. Notice how the show didn’t go to the real rich towns such as Short Hills, Livignston, Chatham, Madison, etc. They know where all the drama would be.And no I am not jealous. These people do not have moeny in the bank they have charge cards thats all!
one of the pathetic losers that are on this show, is a very close relative of mine. Don’t understand how that show chose her to be on tv. If anyone knows who I might be talking about, what an idiot, clueless mother and a housewive that has no idea what her husband does and who. She definitely needs a reality check.
I know one of “housewives” very well. I could not agree more withthe above comment. It may look like they havemoney but, that is not the case! Why don’t these mothers go read a book to their children instead of running around with cameras in their face. Just from knowing some of the girls on this show I can see why Bravo didn’t pick woman with real money and class they picked the dumb ones with no class and charge cards, it makes for a better show. Why don’t they donate some money to chairty instead of worrying about out doing each other with material things
Totally agree with previous comments. I know the two sisters on the show and know a third housewive (not so much a housewive at home) I would love to see a show about their so called husbands. I know alot of ones’ husband and he definitely is not too involved with his wife and three kids. But what she don’t know, she will never have a clue about!!!!!!
Girls,girls,girls. I was just told of this nasty blog by a YOUNG family member of ours. I am also related to 2 of the “housewives”. Please don’t go to the level of these horrible envious woman and even respond to them and their crazy lies. It is quite obvious WHO they are and WHY they do this so let it be. They are the JOKE since the girls don’t pay any mind to this at all. Let them fight with themselves and self distruct:)
You’re pathetic and so is anyone else who thinks this show is a good idea! I hope these women are ready for what skeletons will come out of their closets! Especially their husband’s closets!
Haha! WOW, you think of bunch of drama filled, uneducated, materialistic woman who spend their days shopping, taking their kids to a modeling agencies, in and out of children’s boutiques, hair salons, and wondering what their husbands are up to and where they are represent the state of NJ????? I think NOT! I can’t wait for the show also! I can’t wait for them to see what FOOLS they look like!
Well I can say that these comments are from nj. To know a person so well and see her on this show, it so proves what she wishes she was. Born and raised in Paterson and and then thinking that she has the wonderful life that these women so called have on this show. This is all just a show because that woman has nothing just a bunch of credit cards with a high balance!!!!!
Do not worry, these women CAN and WILL supply the drama. Bravo will not have much work to do. They picked these women because they know they are dumb enough not to care how they are portrayed. Some of these girls are attractive, wealthy, and interesting. That is if you consider woman who shop all day and gossip all day interesting. The economy we live in today is at its worst. More then half of Americans have homes in foreclosure, parents can’t afford back to school clothes for their children, and middle class Americans are going to food banks. What are these rich women doing to help those less fortunate then them, NOTHING! I bet they don’t even know who is running for President!
Anonymous said… How about the fact that 2 of the housewive are ex strippers/hookers? Or that another is ok with her husband sleeping around? I guess thats class..I guess people are totally jealous of you guys!
“Family Member”–please dont speak, you obv. dont know your “families” past’s.
i personally think all of you should just shut up and go get a life… seriously. i hope you guys are teenagers and not grown women…cuz if you’re all grown women leaving comments on a random blog about a reality show… really makes me wonder if YOU’RE the ones not getting attention from your men. – and where are your children while you’re sitting at your computer ? hmm.. i think you all need to grow up and stop creating petty high school-like drama on a blog about the new jersey housewives… why do you all give a shit about them anyway ? jealous maybe ? if you don’t like them so much why bother taking time out of your “perfect” lives to comment this? does it make you feel better about yourself? what do you gain out of this? is this the kind of shit you haveto do to feel like you’re special or something? it’s stupid. besides…WHO ARE YOU to gossip and talk shit about these women? -all of you that claim to them ..obviously don’t know them very well…i can assure that NONE of them were hookers…also,to the women who defend the ladies on this show…thank you…but you should just stop…WHO CARES what these people are saying? they obviously have no life.. and nothing better to do ..they’re all pathetic. you’re better than them. let them think what they want to think..no matter what you say to defend yourselves or the women on the show…they’re going to keep gossiping and talking shit…just leaveit alone… i am actually a daughter of one of the housewives on the show… and honestly once this show airs… i don’t give a damn what you’ll all say about me…i don’t really care what you’ll think of me…because either way you’re all going to think what you believe…but when it all comes down to it…there’s nothing you could say that would effect me at all…and I’M SURE all the other housewives on the show feel the same way too. my mother never comments because she honestly doesn’t give a shit.we all laugh about this blog and joke about how stupid all of you are. and i’m sure the other housewives do the same .–it’s gossip. GROW UP LADIES…and stop being so bitter__this is my FIRST and FINAL post.
thanks
The people who post negative things on this blog must be ugly and are jealous because the ladies on the show are beautiful, funny and entertaining. That’s sad..
And for all the people that “know” one of the housewives and are stilllll talking shit…let’s see how quick they jump to the other side and kiss their ass once their famous..can’t wait!! That’s when the real drama will start…!
Anonymous said… oh please, I saw one of the housewives just recently. I don’t need to kiss anyones’ ass especially her. Don’t know wjat definition of beautiful, funny, entertaining your talking about and believe me no one is kissing her ass in this family. She came from nothing and now she thinks she’s living that perfect lifestyle. Believe me everyone in this family is laughing at her. She’s a mess!!!CLUELESS about life! Try having a conversation with her, “what a dumbass”
Wow. Just found this site and am amazed at how many negative and angry posts there are about a tv show! I saw filming a few weeks ago at a photography studio in Ridgewood. I saw Dina and Tommy on “My Big Fat Wedding” and thought they acted a bit over the top and trash-mouthed. Tommy and his brothers own a very nice, locally popular event/catering hall. I know alot of people who know them and use their facility frequently (which is in Paterson.) Many were a bit turned off by how they acted on WE TV. Do they really want all this controversy and attention again? WHY?? I think it may be bad for business!:)
It is bad for business! We were looking to have my daughters wedding at the brownstone and after reading this and seeing the show on WE… NO WAY!!!!!! I would never give these people $1 of my money.
It’s a shame to see how CRAZY people can get. It’s also sad to see what a little bit, again a little bit of money can do. I am curious to see what the men are up to, F the women. They are so yesturday, the men are having all the fun. F-N around while there wives are shopping. They should have called this show the cheating housemen of New Jersey. Anyone, that knows them, knows thats TRUE. The only reason they are still married is because there credit cards are all maxed out and can’t afford to retain an attorney.
I am a friend of Teresa’s. Based on your posts I know who you are. It is really sad that you need to do this to make yourself feel better. She wouldn’t do this to you. Cut it out before the family finds out and you cause a family war over this nonsense. Is it really worthit? Also, YOU need to pick up a book- your spelling and grammeris that of a fiveyear old. As far as people who wont give another dime to the Brownstone…your loss,the place is amazing. No worries, go pay twice somewhere else. All of you nasty bloggers need to get a life and stop obsessing over others. Really.
Tommy and Albert have come a long way to re-build their father’s business, however, all of that hard work will go out the window!!!! Because their customers do not want to see them acting like fools with their hard earned money. Tommy’s wedding was ridiculous, and he got a pass on it. But not this time. Now they park their Ferrari’s and Bentley’s outside to push it in our faces, they should rename the Brownstone — Goumba Johnnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous said… I’m getting bored reading about the same old thing. Brownstone “this” Brownstone “that” doesn’t anyone know anything about the other 4 losers or are they just on the show to use up camera time. I kinda feel bad for them, they obviously had NO attention before and still getting NO attention Now. Except for the one comment about the stipper thing (thats true). But, again she’s only married into the family somehow through the Brownstone, so she don’t matter.
Girls, Girls, Girls, you are giving these women waaayyyy toooo much attention. I actually know them and their lives are not that interesting. I can’t imagine what they could possibly put on camera. If you ask me the show is gonna end up being a flop and “the real disappointment of NJ” Sorry!
Anonymous said… wow…Teresa’s “family member” just won’t let up will she? Don’t you see that someone is about to expose you girl??? Do you want your dirty laundry aired??? Cause I think it’s about to happen. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones now should they???
I suggest you cram it, before you are really sorry that you ever decided to write your first evil envious lie on here. Let it go now before someone starts writing the FACTS about you. I haven’t told her about this blog yet, but you just don’t want to let up. I really think it’s time to stop before you make a bigger fool of yourself honey. Don’t make me go there, cause I WILL
Let the fans make their own judgement on these girls…I think they are going to love em.
Anonymous said… HOLY CRAP!!!
I am one of the girls that did the show. I had no idea that we were so “popular” or even that interesting for that matter. What the hell is going on here???
Some of these blogs are quite obvious who they are- good and bad. For those who have been nice…thank you for havin’ our backs. For those who are nasty…it’s kinda sad really. If you have issues with us…let us know to our faces. You obviously are not just random people that google a show that hasn’t even aired yet. We don’t care what the general public will say when it airs…we put ourselves out there so we will have to take the good with the bad. WE KNOW…WE KNOW
So at this point all I could say is lighten up…it’s just a silly show.
God…I don’t know if we should be flattered or if I should update my security system…I’m gonna go with the security for now.
By the way, I was going to put my name on here…but I will make you wonder just like we have to about you.
This is more recent comments from another website called ‘Homes Of The Rich‘ about the Giudices and supposedly Joe’s girlfriend:
I heard they have both parents living in the downstairs of the mansion to help babysit and cover the mortgage. So NJtowaco mole do spill the dirt about joe’s girlfriend and when did he get caught? Do tell inquiring minds want to know.
Joe has taken Tara to construction sites already. The guys have known about her for sometime. Teresa’s going to be in for a big surprise when Tara has her “reveal.”
My parents know Theresa and her husband Joe very well. I’ve met her and her family a few times before I moved to Beverly Hills,CA and she is not a wealthy person at all, She and her family lived in a mini shack before that mansion that they can’t afford. IDK? how they owe $11 million to the credit card companys? They have always borrowed money from my parents and never paid it back. If they know they couldn’t afford the house why even risk getting it build like it doesn’t make sence. It’s hard to figure her out.
It seems that all the ex-lovers of Joker Face are coming after her for one reason or another. First Kevin Maher is slaping a lawsuit on Joker Face for defamation of character for all the bullshit she talked about him in her book ”The Naked Truth ” and is suing Joker Face her book’s alleged ghost writer and its publisher, Simon & Schuster. Kevin’s lawyer send a letter to Joker Face in January telling her he is suing her. Here is what Kevin told Zap2It:
“The lie that she told about me was that I beat her in a cocaine stupor for days,..And then when the police showed up, I confessed and then I went to prison.I was never in prison in my adult life. Period.”
At the same time she is also getting sued by ex fuck Steve Zalewski, for defamation and harrasment.
Now the ex boyfriend Danny Aguilar (picture above) who was involved in the kidnapping hoopla she was tangled in 24 years ago is demanding 100k from her crazy ass . Danny Aguilar states that Joker Face would of gotten killed by some big time drug dealers if he had not steped in and saved her ass by paying them that 100k. That she never paid back and now this guy wants his money. Aguilar called Joker Face on Sunday night to demand his money and the conversation turned fugly real quick. Then she called him a ‘celebrity stalker’ and threatened to sue him for defamation of character.(Seems this is all they sue each other over!) Then she called the police on his ass and the police called him and told him to knock it off.
“My money got her out of trouble with these drug dealers. They wanted her dead and I didn’t want them to kill her. I paid for it. We all got popped, everyone went to jail and she snitched…I’m the ‘Real McCoy, I’m the one that did 15 years in a federal penitentiary over you. I’m no stalker.”
Alexis Bellino is speaking up about the recent pool accident were her two children nearly drowned. The report was that her and Jimbo left their two twin girls unnatended in their stroller near a pool and were off ‘doing something’. When suddenly the stroller rolled into the water with both children still in it. A lifeguard jumped in the pool and got one child out while Jimblob went and got the other baby.
Well Alexis tells a different story . She is saying that it was her dumb fault for not putting the brake on the stroller and that her and her pimp just turned their heads for a second to say goodbye to some people and also, that no lifeguard assisted them and that it was all his godlines Jimbo who pulled both their babies out. I wish Bravo cameras were filming so we can see for ourselves.
However, I have a hard time believing this fake ho’. She is so brainwashed and scared of her lord and master Jimbo that even if she saw the lifeguard saving both children , the bitch would still say it was all Jimbo saving them . Because you know damm well she will think and believe whatever bullshit her godly king Jimbo will feed her and just accept it with no questions. Here what this ho’ had to say on her website:
“On Sunday, July 4th, my family was leaving the Balboa Bay Club swimming pool in the late afternoon. As we were leaving, I turned to say goodbye. Our girls were in their stroller and I thought I had put the brake on, but apparently I didn’t. My husband, Jim, and I were both standing close to the stroller. Within seconds, the stroller had rolled towards the pool and a stroller wheel rolled off the edge of the pool. Before either of us could grab the stroller, a second wheel rolled off the edge, and the stroller went into the pool. Of course, Jim instantly went into the pool. He grabbed both of the girls himself and lifted both of them out of the water. Because the girls were not strapped into the stroller, and Jim was right there, their heads did not even go under water.
While we are not making light of this incident, and have been reminded to never take our eyes off the children for even a second when near water, it has been so hurtful to know how this experience has been mischaracterized in the media. To all of you who have offered your support, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.”
Is it possible that this dumb broad took the blame for not putting the brake on the stoller like a good submisive battered wife? Because I bet Jimbo told her ass it was her fault after he beat the piss out of her and he also wanted to take all the credit for saving the babies to feed his egotistical little cock? After that he probably also told her ass to write a statement on her website taking the blame and giving all credit to her Lord and Master of Puppet Jimbo? Things that make you go hmmm?
Alexis Bellino and her pimp husband were out boozing it and partying it up at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. on July 4th weekend. Supposedly those 2 dimwits left their 2 baby twins unattended in their stroller by the pool. REALLY?!! No seriously these two idiots left their 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? Was Bravo filming? I am having a hard time understanding this . Who the fuck leaves 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? But I guess in reality I shouldn’t even be surprised since we’re talking about these 2 wanna be famewhores who are more interested in chasing the cameras and their children are just accessories in the fucked up movie of their lives.
Were was the team of supernannies? I guess Alexis must of fired the Nannie team or something. Bitch needs to rehire those Nannies so they can watch those babies while her and Jimblob chase the Paps, since they’re incapable of watching their own children when there’s too many shinny items around distracting them.
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended … and it rolled into a pool — this according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA.According to multiple security officers on scene, the lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with one child still in it. Alexis’ husband dove in to save the other one. But Jim tells us a slightly different story — claiming, “There was no lifeguard needed or involved.”
We’re told both of the Bellino children are fine and didn’t need medical attention.
WOW! Jimbo is such a grateful Christian to say that there was no lifeguard needed. Asshole ! I bet he just says that, because HE KNOWS him and BeeJeebus Barbie were not paying attention to their parental duties and felt stupid. And I bet the lifeguards as well as everybody else was giving them dirty ass looks for not watching their own kids and being too busy in their drunk and famewhoring escapades. I bet Jimbo beat the BeeJeebus Barbie silicone out of Alexis that night . Because you know damn well he must of blamed her for that slip up.
Caroline is going through the empty nest syndrome. Poor Caroline! I am going through that shit already and my kid is only 15! I am going to drive her ass fucking crazy when she graduates and goes to college. Specially since her and my husband are both needy of me now. But when she moves out, I am going to become a needy bitch on her.
Did ya’ all see how when Caroline went to visit Jacquie she was all reaching for Jacqueline’s baby when he was in the stroller? Caroline wanted to steal that baby. Yeap, Caroline was thinking about stealing little Jacquie baby. Since she has no more babies ’cause they grew up . Then she stole the baby and ran out of Jacquie’s house . When her husband the God Father Al got home. He started asking her ass ‘what did you do?’ Give back the baby’ and Caroline was all crazy holding on to that baby as she climbed to the roof yelling ‘No my baby!’
HA HA HA HA!
After she found out that Kim D was inviting Joker Faces ‘enemies’ to her Walmart fashion show. Joker Face gets all offended and bend out of shape . She storms into the ‘ Posche’ store to confront Kim.
Donna the receptionist at Kim’s boutique didn’t jump up and down the minute Joker Face showed up and didn’t acknowledge Joker Face by playing a trumpet , pouring rose petals and bowing down to kiss Joker Face’s nasty ass feet .
Bitch needs to get over herself and realize the world doesn’t revolve around her. The receptionist was not being rude. But she also had no idea who crazy bitch Joker Face was. However, Joker Face just loves making up these delusions about people fucking with her all the time. But still,you could tell Donna couldn’t stand Joker Face , but who can blame her? Joker Face is a hideous, nasty rude bitch and anybody with a pulse can’t stand that beast so they’re natural instinct is to dislike that thing .
That woman never gave Joker Face the finger. But she should have. Joker Face storms out of the store and calls her little daughter to tell her about her grownup situations. Then she storms back in and barks at the receptionist in a snooty tone ’Hi, would you do me a favor and have Kim call me when she is back thank you!’ Donna yells ‘Didn’t catch your name!’. (This was in the Kim D interview I posted a few days ago!)
Once she got to speak to Posche Kim . Joker Face yelled at her for inviting the other ho’s and complains about Donna and accuses Kim D of instructing Donna to purposely be rude to Joker Face. Kim D was drunk off her ass already. Since that bitch starts drinking at 8am . And kicked Joker Face out of her store. Joker Face bitches and moans stating that she is never shopping at Kim D’s store again. Then she has the nerve to say that Kim D is gonna miss her money.
Wait a minute wasn’t this ho crying that she don’t have the money to even buy her kids school supplies? Or pay for the upkeep of her house? Boo, hoo bitch!! And dind’t she have a tab at Kim D’s store? That I bet she never ever paid! So I am sure Kim D don’t give a rat’s ass that ho’ don’t shop at her store no more. As a matter of fact I bet Kim D is glad, she got rid of that deadbeat. I be happy too, if got rid of some ho’ who owed me money on a tab at my store and didn’t pay it. Joker Face says she ain’t going to Kim D’s fashion show either . But changes her mind later on. Probably with the influence of Bravo.
Then the set up . Fucking shit this was a big set up. First we have Posche Kim who invites Joker Face to her fashion show event as well as the other house ho’s . I wonder how much Bravo is paying Kim to get all the bullshit set up. Then bitch puts Ashley on the fashion show to piss off Joker Face and sets up the table seating chart so that she is sitting getting hammered with Teresa and Jacquie while Joker Face is sitting on her own table right in front of them with the entourage of paid bitches that are hoping for a spot on Real Ho’ Wives .
Joker Face even had some napy-ass, hair homeless bitch with her, that she paid with half a sandwich and a cigarette butt she found under her car seat to pretend to be her friend. During the fashion show Joker Face decided to act rude and as if she wasn’t interested in the fashion show . So she used her Paris Hilton tricks and pretended to be on the phone the whole time. Even the bitches that were sitting with her thought she was a crazy ass rude bitch.
When Ashley came out to walk the faux run way . Joker Face started talking about herself calling herself ’Coke whore’. Who knows, maybe she was craving some coke and was gonna go coke whoring after the show.
Joker Face showed up with a different body guard this time. She tries to lie and say that she fired Chihuahua on Crack Danny . Because when they were at the Brownstone Danny was calling Christopher a ‘faggot’ and pulling all kinds of trailer park shenanigans . Yea right! Bitch expects us to believe that ,when she herself was being ghetto right next to that jack ass, laughing alongside him and encouraging him to ’cause shit. She just don’t want to admit she got into a fight with that turd and they no longer talk to each other. Just like everyone else she pisses off with her bullshit and they stop talking to her , after they realize how batshit crazy she is.
These bitches must really have nothing to do in this boring ass town of theirs. Why the fuck they go and ask God Mother Caroline if they should go to the fashion show when they’re saying they are trying to avoid the Joker Face drama and then go and show up and Teresa pokes the beast anyways ?
I think Teresa has that syndrome, that one fool that died had. You know that Australian dude that used to go around fucking with wild animals to see if he can instigate them and he eventually got killed by a stingray. What the fuck was his name? Oh yea, the Crocodile Hunter!
But anyways either Teresa has that same syndrome or Bravo slipped her a couple hundreds extra so she can pay her creditors and told her crazy ass to go start shit with Joker Face since Joker Face wasn’t really saying anything other than having her usual nasty attitude and being rude while the faux models walked their runway.
Suddenly Teresa calls Joker Face over to say ‘hello’. Jacquie was all willing to ignore that crazy ho and was surprised that suddenly for no reason Teresa wanted to say hello to Joker Face. Teresa tries to talk to Joker Face as if they’re cool .Joker Face tries to leave Kim G drags her over to Teresa and since Joker Face wants to be an asshole and tells Teresa to not call her ‘honey’ Teresa answers‘Is bitch better?’. And all of the sudden all hell breaks loose . HA HA HA HA!!! These Bitches are crazy.
Seriously if I can’t stand a bitch I am going to ignore her . But not Teresa! NO! She had to go stick her finger up that cocodrile’s bunghole to see what happens! She must of being bored that night! But I can understand. If I had a huusband who ran around doing his Tony Soprano shit all day and hung around with the other mafia thugs at the office above the Bada Bing while doing other ho’s from behind. I be bored too and be starting shit with other bitches just to make life a little more interesting ‘ and bearable till hubbie comes home wreaking like booze and other ho’s.
HA HA HA HA!!! I love it!!! Next episode it looks like Teresa is gona go after Joker Face and gets pushed by Joker Face’s new bodyguard plus all that scraping fiasco even the cops will show up.
The argument gets more heated between the two bitches . Dina tells Joker Face that she was trying to be cool with her and told the other bitches to give her a chance. But Joker Face the psychopath that she is, showed up with the entourage of ex-cons at Dina’s husband’s place of business .This pissed Dina off and she felt the need to tell Joker Face to back the fuck off her family . But this is Joker Face we’re talking about here and she is another beast like Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch, so poor Dina is not getting anywhere with this asshole. Joker Face pretty much tells Dina she is jealous of her when she says to Dina ‘Because you have a man you have a second husband, standing next to you because you have a family supporting you’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,.
Joker Face’s voice got louder when she was screaming stupid shit about being a victim and the book and all this other bullshit that would of come out regardless. Since she is in a reality trash TV show after all, and skeletons like these don’t stay in the closet too long when you’re a TV attention whore. The whole time those bitches were having their screaming match, I kept thinking how nice that couch was they’re sitting on and the backdrop was all nice and calm but those bitches and their yelling totally ruined the restaurants atmosphere and also people’s dinner who happened to unfortunately be sitting at that establishment eating.
Dinna finally sees that she is getting nowhere and decides to get up and bounce that joint. But not before she gets a chance to tell Joker Face that she is ‘crazy’ and needs help. That’s when Joker Face flips out and yells at Dina ‘DON’T YOU EVER , EVER EVER CALL ME CRAAAZZZEEEEYYYY!’ That’s the exact answer that a crazy person gives when they’re crazy, they get all defensive and crazy like she just did. I will call her crazy . JOKER FACE YOU’RE CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY BITCH!
I am surprised how Dina just walked out of there and didn’t throw a drink at Joker Face. But I guess that’s why Joker Face had Chihuahua dog nice and fucked up on crack, on call, in the parking lot in his car, the whole time that Dina and Joker Face were going at it. So the minute after Dina leaves and Joker Face is done barking at her . Joker Face speed dials Danny and he comes rushing in. Notice how when Joker Face is all screaming at Dina, she doesn’t seem like she is too afraid of Dina .
But the minute Chihuahua on crack and his big mute sidekick come in to hump Joker Face’s leg, she is all crying and saying she is shaking and scared and kept saying that Dina was telling her in a bitchy tone ’We’re here to talk about me’ and stupid ass kept repeating that too.
Joker Face is lying and exaggerating of course and tells Danny and John what happened, which pretty much was nothing she just made a bigger deal out it than it should of been since she clearly hates and is jealous of Dina and any excuse she can use to hate on her and flip out on her she will. Actually Joker Face behaves crazy like that with everybody what the fuck am I saying. She specially hates on Dina for personal jealous reasons, yes but she also will go cuckoo ca ca on anybody if they dare disagree with her crazy ass.
Chihuahua on crack and mute sidekick John look confused and feel awkward.The ‘That was it?’ look and the expressions in those 2 turds faces is priceless. As a matter of fact Danny says to her stupid ass ‘So that was it?’ They both know she is full of shit.
During this episode I kept wondering if there is anything better in that town for all these bitches to do, besides shop and get their hair done and talk about Joker Face and her shenanigans. Because while Teresa, Jackie and Caroline plus all the children and the husbands went to the little petting zoo thingy, they kept making fun of Joker Face and her penis.
And then that one annoying bitch Kim G showed up at Jackie’s house to pretend to be friends with Jackie. I wonder if Kim G reported with Joker face first, before visiting Jackie because if she didn’t , Joker Face is gonna put a foot up her old ass . Unless the old hag is on a mission from Joker Face to get Jackie to talk shit about Joker Face and then report back to her.
That Kim G is such a hypocrite. Don’t these dumb hags know that there is a camera following them? When Joker Face was crying to Kim G about how Ashley told Joker Face she was gona kick her ass, Kim G was telling Joker Face ‘Well lets do what we have to do here and call the Police!’ That bitch must not do shit all day so her new hobby is to follow Joker Face around like a puppy dog, hoping to get a spot on the ‘Ho’ wives’ so I can make fun of her .
Kim G reminds me of that gossipy neighbor bitch everyone has dealt with in one life or another, that always looks out her window to see what everybody else is doing and comes over pretending to be nice to you to get gossip and dirt on you. Bitch gets in my nerves!
Well maybe their lives it’s just like the Sopranos. You know while the men are out doing their mafia shit wich includes the mandatory cheating with various ho’s and all the schemes they pull to have their house bitches living the life of Ryley those bitches are out getting their hair did and talking shit about each other since they don’t have to go to work or nothing . In this town the bitch to talk all the juicy shit about is Joker Face because she is the old whore of that lil’ boring town. Sucks to be them.
Joker Face has the nerve to say that she is traumatized of having sex because she sent smut videos of herself to Steve . Then she lies and says that he video taped her secretly. Whatever ho’! I wonder if she was saying this crazy shit before, or after she called herself a born again virgin and tried to lie to everyone that she was going to become celibate. With this ho’ you know damn well that wether creepy Steve was video taping her fugly ass, or she was sending him videos of her self she was all in on it.
Joker Face is a self admited pervert and weirdoe of the 10th level. She even makes a weird comment when she tells her new ‘friend’ that if she stays single she is gonna have to get a huge dog like her friend has. I thought. EEEEWWWW!!! Yeah, watch that clip again. And notice how when that one ignorant bitch compares Joker Face’s arms to Michele Obama and throws Joker Face a kiss ass complement , Joker Face eats it up like a starving stray dog .
I bet Joker Face told all these ho’s she is gonna help Bravo pick one of them to be the next ho’ wife and she get them a spot on Housewives if they hang out with her while listening to the psycho babel, ignorant shit she spews out all day, not to mention her out of control, insane shenaningans and thats why those dumb bitches tolerate her. I wonder how many of these ho’s she still talks to after filming ended. I know she don’t talk to Danny or Kim G anymore. What about all the other ho’s?
Anyways, one minute Joker Face is crying that she doesn’t feel sexy because the evil Steve molested her virtuous celibate self and the next minute she is at some strip joint humping a pole while Chihuahua on crack and the rest of the dildos she has following her around like dogs in heat are watching her and jerking each other off.
And the bitch was a pro on the pole too! She also bragged about how she met her ex-husband while she was a prostitution, pole-humping ,crack whore, and that her dilapidated house is the trophy she got as payment for marrying that 80 year old rich man. Then Joker Face started reminiscing about her prostitution, stripper past when it used to rain money on her, while men gawked at her when she humped the pole, while high on crack . And that was 100 years ago and she remembers it like it was yesterday.
Kim G also showed up with her old saggy, granny, prunny, ass and tried to hump the pole but it wasn’t really working out for her. Maybe AARP now covers pole dancing for seniors like her, who want to stay in shape and be hip. She still looked ridiculous.
The men had a poker night game and spend like a grand on food and weed and the store. What else cost that much? They also invite Ashley’s new boyfriend to mafia intimidate his punk ass. But their plans get fucked up when Ashley throws a fit over something stupid and Jackie kicks her out of the house. Joe gets turned on by that.
Dina the most likable of all these skanks decided it was time to leave the show and goes into hiding from Joker Face because Dina just can’t tolerate Joker Face’s psychotic shit anymore . Joker Face enjoys obsessing over these ho’s but specially Dina. Joker Face is clearly jealous of Dina and has constant fights with her mirror because she took a look in the mirror and the mirror told her she is as fugly as an old piece of carne asada that resembled the grim reaper after it was left in the Nevada desert to rot in the summer in the 110 degree weather . Then the mirror showed Joker Face her own reflection and it scared her and made her more jealous of Dina, but she tries to say this empowered her. Yeah whateves!
Joker Face has always been obsessed with Dina I know these ho’s talk a lot of shit about Joker Face too, but bitch is crazy and an instigator of bullshit and she likes putting herself in situations were she acts like a narcissistic, super egotistical, obnoxious, asshole who has to be the center of drama and attention and nobody can disagree with her ever, so people end up having no choice but hating her antics because she is impossible to deal with. I’m surprised the Bravo producers can deal with her.
Joker Face’s life must be a living nightmare because of her own destructive behavior just by seeing all the so called friends, she goes through. This is why Dina decided to bail out of filming. She got tired of that bitches shit and felt she rather be hanging out with her cats and petting them and not dealing with some crazy bitch who gets into fights with her own mirror while obsessing over her.
(Yes, I realize this is not Snow White! But Dina looks more like the Sleeping Beauty ho’ than the Snow White because of her long blonde hair and Joker Face fights with her mirror!)
I wans’t very happy with Dina leaving and shit, but then again I don’t understand how Dina thought that this low brow show was gonna be about her and her family and friends having fun . Hasn’t she watched reality shows before? Oh thats right she was in a prior one on her wedding. In any case Dina was likeable the most likeable one out of all of them so in a way I can see that she made a good decision leaving that show plus it’s easier and more fun for me as a blogger to make fun of a psycho ass ho’ like Joker Face than it is to make fun of a girl who seems more normal and nicer despite her personal life. Still I will miss Dina.
On episode 4 Joker Face was invited to a charity event held at the Brownstoner for a man whose baby daughter Emanuela, had a cancerous tumor that thankfully is going away. Joker Face being the classy lady she is, who knows a lot of high profile classie folks, hired a violent chihuahua dog on crack , with a trailer park, 1975 feathered hairdo to bark at the Manzo’s in case of shit. Damn! That Chihuahua dog reminds me of Ren from Ren and Stimpy all scrawny angry and demented.
Also on episode 4 Teresa squeezed out another baby out of her swollen chuckie just like a pimple.
On episode 5 we saw more of Teresa and her wild spending, when she threw daughter Gia a spa limosine, party and bought her an expensive ATV. Which I am sure contributed to them losing their house and going bankrupt later. Christopher went on an exicting strip club worker internship (He was dancing the poles wearing 9 inch high heels!).We saw Ashley’s boyfriend get interrogated by Albie Manzo mafia style. He sent 2 goons to beat his ass later.
Jacquie went over to Ashley’s boyfriends mom’s house, with a bottle of booze in hand, to talk to her about how concerned she is that Ashley may be underage drinking ,getting preggers and not being a responsible adult. But by the time Jacquie got around to talking about Ashley and her underage escapades Jacquie and that boy’s mom where hammered like 2 sailors on payday at the whore-house, and so Jacquie forgot the purpose of her visit. How ironic!
Then Jacquie all drunk of her ass ended up flirting with, what’s his face mom getting fed grapes and lighing up a bowl of good ganja . I don’t know what the fuck that was about! Jacquie gets drunk and giggly, lushy and flirty. After all that shit went down and Jacquie was nice and fucked up she drove her car to pick up her little one from school. NICE!
I can’t believe that the God- Mother shaves her entire face like a man! DAMN! I wonder if she has a 5 o’clock shadow?!
Other than that nothing much happened.
But the best part was watching that psycho ass Joker Face make a culo out of herself on episode 5 .When she showed up to the Brownstoner for that charity event with 20 people to a table of 10!
Danny and Dannielle are a match made in hell.That fucker is and ex-con straight out of trailer park boys!
That motherfucker Danny or whatever the fuck his tweeker face name is, is a fucking hostile weirdoe you can tell that fool is a hardened criminal who probly got fucked in the cornhole a lot when he did that time in prison. What the hell is that woman Kim G doing hanging around Joker Face! Oh yeah she wants to be the next ho’ to be embarrased on national TV.
Only some lowlife, prostitution crack whore like Joker Face would be proud that she has ex-cons, crack heads, trailer park rejects and the head of the some biker gang as her ‘protection’, from what? I don’t really know. REALLY BITCH!?!! Then the stupid ho’ says in a very psychotic, demented, maniacal and hostile tone how she shook Christopher’s hand to in order to give him a psychological ‘fuck you!’ . I bet she cums in her panties thinking about all these people that supposedly hate her so much , she feeds on the negativity and loves being the center of the drama.
That Kim G Bitch decides she wants to instigate this bullshit some more, and tells Joker Face that Christopher said in a sarcastic tone that they was a ‘big surprise’waiting for them inside. Then when they went inside and there was not enough tables for Joker Face and the gang of criminals she showed up with,(because they only payed for one table!) Joker Face flipped the fuck out and Christopher’s innocent comment fed her delusions that it was about them not having a table for Joker Face and her gang-bang of thugs. Kim G should of just shut the fuck up, but I guess Bitch wanted to feed Joker Face’s s flames of delusion and ended up regreting it later. PENDEJA!
Joker Face decided to scream and bitch and make a scene . I was waiting for her to climb on a table and crap on her hand and start flinging poo at all the people attending the event.
Of course that crackhead Danny (whom Joker Face of course has been sucking his cock in exchange for his thug services) got a hard on, when he saw that there was not enough tables for their riff raff asses to sit down , because he knew that now there was a reason for him to start cursing and joining Joker Face in causing a big ole’ circus scene, trailer park style.
These fuckers wanted to show up and start shit the minute they got there . You know they were all packing heat. That Chihuahua dog on crack, was yelping and barking obscenities like the street dog he is, and enjoying it. He is probably all bark and no bite and you know he hides behind his big pit-bull friend when shit gets serious.
I bet in prison he played the part of the wife a lot, his knees must of being sore from all that kneeling. The Manzo clan tried to do the right thing and get them a table, but because Joker Face loves indulging in hate she decided that no matter what table was set up for them it was not good enough and so Danny went around calling Christopher a ‘faggot’which of course this was okay by Joker Face even though last season she almost had a faux- nervous break down, when Joe in jest, called someone ‘gaylord’. But you know it’s fine by Joker Face to call someone a ‘faggot’ since it was directed at someone she clearly hates and the word ‘faggot’ can be used against someone if it is convenient to her, at that time.
Since Joker Face and her entourage of ex-cons wanted to cause more drama and sitting down, quietly and nicely to the table that was provided to them by the Brownstone would be too easy and not cause enough of a dramatic circus; they decide to all storm out the door but not with out first leaving a trail of turds and screaming obscenities as they walked out. Because you know, Joker Face and her cripts and bloods have to keep it real.What’s worst is that they think they left with dignity. But instead kept hanging around the front door of the Brownstone while Chihuahua on Crack kept barking and foaming at the mouth some more and yelling death threats. Danny is so trailer park, of course that he is the type of man that Joker Face is attracted to.
That stupid Kim G was all intimidated by Joker Face an that gang of thugs. I guess at first she didn’t realize the magnitude of their ghettoness but once she was in the middle of that shit storm and she started looking around did she realize how lowlife this group truly was.
The Chihuahua on crack proudly tells Joker Face that he gave Christopher the ‘30 to life look’ which is prison slang for ‘I am going to cornhole you pretty boy’ (yeah, I had to look it up in a prison dictionary!) and of course Joker Face is very familiar with prison slang unlike normal law abiding folk. Joker Face is enjoying her herpey infested self with that one. Kim G appears clueless and asks what the ‘30 to life look’is, you can tell she is not used to hanging around riff raffs like those, but wants to be on this piece of shit show so bad, she is willing to risk her reputation and safety to do so. Chihuahua on crack gives her a free demo of what the ‘30 to life look’is and this makes that snotty bitch Kim G all uncomfortable because Chihuahua dog wanted to take a bite of her nose and she knew it.
Joker Face made that whole charity event about her and her drama. I just thought of a place where Joker Face would fit in perfectly and she would have constant drama , literal backstabbings , random violent shower sex , and cafeteria brawls , its called prison. I bet she would just blossom there, it would be like club med for that bitch and that Chihuahua on crack she is hanging out with, would also really benefit from a wonderful institution like that.
Did ya’ all see when that shit head Danny walked back in the hallway, screaming all his ghetto nonsense ? Joker Face was all smiling and enjoying it because she gets off on EVIL. But then again what do you expect from someone whose mother conceived her while fucking a goat on a pentagram?
Joker Face is still crazy and is never going to change. It just get worst.She gets all pissed off and offended because Jacquie sends her flowers, to congratulate Christine’s on her sucess . Joker Face doesn’t take a hint, does she? Instead of acting as if Jacquie smeared shit all over her front door, she could of called her up to thank her for the flowers . But instead she calls up Jacquie to berate her, while she is sitting with her younger daughter 11 year old Jill, in the kitchen table . Joker Face loves to suck her daughters into the vortex of the crazy and obsessive ,stalking shit hole, she created.
Joker Face is calling and calling Jacquie obsessively and is real weird about it too. Jacquie doesn’t pick up the phone and Joker Face panics.Then she asks her daughter advice in a very crazy and obsessive way all desperate, Why do you think she don’t pick up? do you think she is not around or she is avoidding me?The little daughter tells her People are busy people have normal lives unlike you crazy bitch!. It amazes me how her own children know that other peep’s have ‘ Normal lives’. Yeah, and normal people also don’t get all offended when other people send them flowers and are trying to politely avoid them.
Jacquie was truly avoiding Joker Face and of course Joker Face calls her up again and again leaving a very disturbing and threatening voice mail. Notice how when she asked the daughter to leave the room, she didn’t have to ask her twice. Jill jetted out of there like the kitchen caught on fire. Must be horrible having to be raised by a psychotic, obsessive nightmare who was spawned by satan.Hopefully with all the money Christine makes from modeling she can afford some psychiatric therapy for her and her sister, because God knows they’re gonna need it!
That bitch just harrasses and keeps driving people nuts, she also bullied that real state agent woman, who is trying to unsucessfully sell her house in a bad market.If the house doesn’t sell she will blame the agent for that . I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with Joker Face.
Teresa dragged Joe to this event and you could tell he didn’t even want to go because it’s not a ‘macho’ thing, he was complaining while on the seats waiting for the show to start . He was also teasing Gia in the car while driving to the event, telling her she was gonna walk the ugly stage, thinking he was funny, and little Gia was crying. But was proud pappa later ,when Gia walked the runway and that sort of made up for it. Out of the 2 girls I think Christine did okay in her walk, she is modelish looking but didn’t have ‘the walk ‘ down, but Gia knows ‘the walk’ and was all into it. Christine is not that ‘into it’. It’s all about Joker Face, she just wants that meal ticket to make her money.
Joker Face looks like one of those novelty shrunken heads with the long stringy hair! All sucked up and fugly! I am glad that her children don’t look like her and abtually have common sense. I bet she is happy that Christine is now going to make her a lot of money to buy more crack. They had a ‘run way coach’ for Christine who was a Flaming Queen so you know he knew his shit .
The Queen was ignoring Joker Face’s imput, because the Bitch kept trying to brag about her imaginary modeling days, which I know the runway coach knows was a bunch of bullshit. He probably watches the show and I am sure he has access to the Internet so he can see thought Joker Face’s bullshit. Yeah, and I bet the only modeling she ever did was when she was humping that pole for $1’s and $5’s in a room full of drunken men. Christine finally told Joker Face she was annoyed with her because she gets in her last nerve.
Joker Face not only obsesses with harassing people into being her friends, but also likes to obsess and hope that other people are jealous of her daughters success and doesn’t want to believe others feel genuinely happy for Christine.Joker Face also insist that Teresa is jealous of her daughters success. Joker Face wants everybody to be jealous of her and like the cunt she is, she had to start ragging on little Gia saying she is 4 foot tall and not model material like Christine. BITCH SHE IS 8 YEARS OLD OF COURSE SHE IS GONNA BE 4 FOOT TALL! What a low budget bitch !
After the cat walk Christine had to stand there for 25 minutes like a mannequin and threw up in front of God and everybody . Christine got sick of Joker Face being up her ass. Joker Face was not even that concerned about Christine but more about the fact that this puke scene may affect Christine’s modeling career in a negative way and mess up her plans to live off her daughters modeling money.
We also learned that Dina is a closet hippie. (I KNEW IT!) And Joe is a pot head who shows up 3 hours late to dinner stinking like weed with eyes swollen Gia outed him! HA HA HA! Teresa keeps bragging that her an Joe have sex 3 times a day , yada, yada ,yada!
Next week Teresa gives birth, and Joker Face hires a homeless crackhead who just got out of jail, to go with her to the Manzo’s mansion and bully them into forcefully letting her play with them. Also something about a ‘Tumor’. The crackhead is an excon. Click here to find out some scandalous shit about him! If that’s the same guy.That Bitch hangs around some scary ass people, and then brings them around her children! But then again what da’ ya’ expect from a ‘Prostitution Whore’.
The best part of the whole episode was Gia and her walk!
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