It seems that all the ex-lovers of Joker Face are coming after her for one reason or another. First Kevin Maher is slaping a lawsuit on Joker Face for defamation of character for all the bullshit she talked about him in her book  ”The Naked Truth ” and is suing Joker Face her book’s alleged ghost writer and its publisher, Simon & Schuster. Kevin’s lawyer send a letter to Joker Face in January telling her he is suing her. Here is what Kevin told Zap2It:

“The lie that she told about me was that I beat her in a cocaine stupor for days,..And then when the police showed up, I confessed and then I went to prison.I was never in prison in my adult life. Period.”

At the same time she is also getting sued by ex fuck Steve Zalewski, for defamation and harrasment.

Now the ex boyfriend Danny Aguilar (picture above) who was involved in the kidnapping hoopla she was tangled in 24 years ago is demanding 100k from her crazy ass . Danny Aguilar states that Joker Face would of gotten killed by some big time drug dealers if he had not steped in and saved her ass by paying them that 100k. That she never paid back and now this guy wants his money. Aguilar called Joker Face on Sunday night to demand his money and the conversation turned fugly real quick. Then she called him a ‘celebrity stalker’ and threatened to sue him for defamation of character.(Seems this is all they sue each other over!) Then she called the police on his ass and the police called him and told him to knock it off.

Here is what he told Radaronline:

“My money got her out of trouble with these drug dealers. They wanted her dead and I didn’t want them to kill her.  I paid for it.  We all got popped, everyone went to jail and she snitched…I’m the ‘Real McCoy, I’m the one that did 15 years in a federal penitentiary over you. I’m no stalker.”

Alexis Bellino is speaking up about the recent pool accident were her two children nearly drowned. The report was that her and Jimbo left their two twin girls unattended in their stroller near a pool and were off ‘doing something’. When suddenly the stroller rolled into the water with both children still in it. A lifeguard jumped in the pool and got one child out while Jimblob went and got the other baby.

Well Alexis tells a different story . She is saying that it was her dumb fault for not putting the brake on the stroller and that her and her pimp just turned their heads for a second to say goodbye to some people and also, that no lifeguard assisted them and that it was all his godlines Jimbo who pulled both their babies out. I wish Bravo cameras were filming so we can see for ourselves.

However, I have a hard time believing this fake ho’. She is so brainwashed and scared of  her lord and master Jimbo that even if she saw the lifeguard saving both children , the bitch would still say it was all Jimbo saving them . Because you know damm well she will think and believe whatever bullshit her godly king Jimbo will feed her and just accept it with no questions. Here what this ho’ had to say on her website:

“On Sunday, July 4th, my family was leaving the Balboa Bay Club swimming pool in the late afternoon. As we were leaving, I turned to say goodbye. Our girls were in their stroller and I thought I had put the brake on, but apparently I didn’t. My husband, Jim, and I were both standing close to the stroller. Within seconds, the stroller had rolled towards the pool and a stroller wheel rolled off the edge of the pool. Before either of us could grab the stroller, a second wheel rolled off the edge, and the stroller went into the pool. Of course, Jim instantly went into the pool. He grabbed both of the girls himself and lifted both of them out of the water. Because the girls were not strapped into the stroller, and Jim was right there, their heads did not even go under water.

While we are not making light of this incident, and have been reminded to never take our eyes off the children for even a second when near water, it has been so hurtful to know how this experience has been mischaracterized in the media. To all of you who have offered your support, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.”

Is it possible that this dumb broad took  the blame for not putting the brake on the stroller like a good submissive battered wife? Because I bet Jimbo told her ass it was her fault after he verbally beat the piss out of her and he also wanted to take all the credit for saving the babies to feed his egotistical little cock? After that he probably also told her ass to write a statement on her website taking the blame and giving all credit to her Lord and Master of Puppet Jimbo? Things that make you go hmmm?

Alexis Bellino and her pimp husband were out boozing it and partying it up at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. on July 4th weekend. Supposedly those 2 dimwits left their 2 baby twins unattended in their stroller by the pool. REALLY?!! No seriously these two idiots left their 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? Was Bravo filming? I am having a hard time understanding this . Who the fuck leaves 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? But I guess in reality I shouldn’t even be surprised since we’re talking about these 2 wanna be famewhores who are more interested in chasing the cameras and their children are just accessories in the fucked up movie of their lives.

Were was the team of supernannies? I guess Alexis must of fired the Nannie team or something. Bitch needs to rehire those Nannies so they can watch those babies while her and Jimblob chase the Paps, since they’re incapable of watching their own children when there’s too many shinny items around distracting them.

Here is what TMZ reported:

We’re told both of the Bellino children are fine and didn’t need medical attention.

WOW! Jimbo is such a grateful Christian to say that there was no lifeguard needed. Asshole ! I bet he just says that, because HE KNOWS him and BeeJeebus Barbie were not paying attention to their parental duties and felt stupid. And I bet the lifeguards as well as everybody else was giving them dirty ass looks for not watching their own kids and being too busy in their drunk and famewhoring escapades. I bet Jimbo beat the BeeJeebus Barbie silicone out of Alexis that night . Because you know damn well he must of blamed her for that slip up.

Thank you Uwish for the link.

Caroline is going through the empty nest syndrome. Poor Caroline!  I am going through that shit already and my kid is only 15! I am going to drive her ass fucking crazy when she graduates and goes to college. Specially since her and my husband are both needy of me now. But when she moves out, I am going to become a needy bitch on her.

Did ya’ all see how when Caroline went to visit Jacquie she was all reaching for Jacqueline’s baby when he was  in the stroller? Caroline wanted to steal that baby. Yeap, Caroline was thinking about stealing little Jacquie baby. Since she has no more babies ’cause they grew up . Then she stole the baby and ran out of Jacquie’s house . When her husband the  God Father Al got home. He started asking her ass ‘what did you do?’ Give back the baby’ and Caroline was all crazy holding on to that baby as she climbed to the roof  yelling ‘No my baby!’

 HA HA HA HA!

After she found out that Kim D was inviting Joker Faces ‘enemies’ to her Walmart fashion show. Joker Face gets all offended and bend out of shape . She storms into the ‘ Posche’ store to confront Kim.

Donna the receptionist at Kim’s boutique didn’t jump up and down the minute Joker Face showed up and didn’t acknowledge Joker Face by playing a trumpet ,  pouring rose petals and bowing down to kiss Joker Face’s nasty ass feet .

Bitch needs to get over herself and realize the world doesn’t revolve around her. The receptionist was not being rude. But she also had no idea who crazy bitch Joker Face was. However, Joker Face just loves making up these delusions about people fucking with her all the time. But still,you could tell Donna couldn’t stand Joker Face , but who can blame her? Joker Face is a hideous, nasty rude bitch and anybody with a pulse can’t stand that beast so they’re natural instinct is to dislike that thing .

That woman never gave Joker Face the finger. But she should have. Joker Face storms out of the store and calls her little daughter to tell her about her grownup situations.  Then she storms back in and barks at the receptionist in a snooty tone ’Hi, would you do me a favor and have Kim call me when she is back thank you!’ Donna yells ‘Didn’t catch your name!’.  (This was in the Kim D interview I posted a few days ago!)

Once she got to speak to Posche Kim . Joker Face yelled at her for inviting the other ho’s and complains about Donna and accuses Kim D of instructing Donna to purposely be rude to Joker Face. Kim D was drunk off her ass already. Since that bitch starts drinking at 8am . And kicked Joker Face out of her store. Joker Face bitches and moans stating that she is never shopping at Kim D’s store again. Then she has the nerve to say that Kim D is gonna miss her money.

Wait a minute wasn’t this ho crying that she don’t have the money to even buy her kids school supplies? Or pay for the upkeep of her house? Boo, hoo bitch!! And dind’t she have a tab at Kim D’s store? That I bet she never ever paid! So I am sure Kim D don’t give a rat’s ass that ho’ don’t shop at her store no more. As a matter of fact I bet Kim D is glad, she got rid of that deadbeat. I be happy too, if got rid of some ho’ who owed me money on a tab at my store and didn’t pay it. Joker Face says she ain’t going to Kim D’s fashion show either . But changes her mind later on. Probably with the influence of Bravo.

Then the set up . Fucking shit this was a big set up. First we have  Posche Kim who invites Joker Face to her fashion show event as well as the other house ho’s . I wonder how much Bravo is paying Kim to get all the bullshit set up. Then bitch puts Ashley on the fashion show to piss off Joker Face and sets up the table seating chart so that she is sitting getting hammered with Teresa and Jacquie while Joker Face is sitting on her own table right in front of them with the entourage of paid bitches that are hoping for a spot on Real Ho’ Wives . 

Joker Face  even had some napy-ass, hair homeless bitch  with her, that she paid with half a sandwich and a cigarette butt she found under her car seat  to pretend to be her friend. During the fashion show Joker Face decided to act rude and as if she wasn’t interested in the fashion show . So she used her Paris Hilton tricks and pretended to be on the phone the whole time. Even the bitches that were sitting with her thought she was a crazy ass rude bitch.

 When Ashley came out to walk the faux run way . Joker Face started talking about herself calling herself  ’Coke whore’. Who knows, maybe she was craving some coke and was gonna go coke whoring after the show.

Joker Face showed up with a different body guard this time. She tries to lie and say that she fired Chihuahua on Crack Danny . Because when they were at the Brownstone Danny was calling Christopher a ‘faggot’ and pulling all kinds of trailer park shenanigans . Yea right! Bitch expects us to believe that ,when she herself was being ghetto right next to  that jack ass, laughing alongside him and encouraging him to ’cause shit. She just don’t want to admit she got into a fight with that turd and they no longer talk to each other. Just like everyone else she pisses off with her bullshit and they stop talking to her , after they realize how batshit crazy she is.

These bitches must really have nothing to do in this boring ass town of theirs. Why the fuck they go and ask God Mother Caroline if they should go to the fashion show when they’re saying they are trying to avoid the Joker Face drama and then go and show up and Teresa pokes the beast anyways ?

I think Teresa has that syndrome, that one fool that died had. You know that Australian dude that used to go around fucking with wild animals to see if he can instigate them and he eventually got killed by a stingray. What the fuck was his name? Oh yea, the Crocodile Hunter!

 But anyways either Teresa has that same syndrome or Bravo slipped her a couple hundreds extra so she can pay her creditors  and told her crazy ass to go start shit with Joker Face since Joker Face wasn’t really saying anything other than having her usual nasty attitude and being rude while the faux models walked their runway.

Suddenly Teresa calls Joker Face over to say ‘hello’. Jacquie was all willing to ignore that crazy ho  and was surprised that suddenly for no reason Teresa wanted to say hello to Joker Face. Teresa tries to talk to Joker Face as if they’re cool .Joker Face  tries to leave Kim G drags  her over to Teresa  and since Joker Face wants to be an asshole and tells Teresa to not call her ‘honey’ Teresa answers ‘Is bitch better?’.  And all of the sudden all hell breaks loose . HA HA HA HA!!! These Bitches are crazy.

Seriously if I can’t stand a bitch I am going to ignore her . But not Teresa! NO! She had to go stick her finger up that cocodrile’s bunghole to see what happens! She must of being bored that night! But I can understand. If I had a huusband who ran around doing his Tony Soprano shit all day and hung around with the other mafia thugs at the office above the Bada Bing while doing other ho’s from behind. I be bored too and be starting shit with other bitches just to make life a little more interesting ‘ and bearable till hubbie comes home wreaking like booze and other ho’s.

HA HA HA HA!!! I love it!!! Next episode it looks like Teresa is gona go after Joker Face and gets pushed by Joker Face’s new bodyguard plus all that scraping fiasco even the cops will show up.

The argument gets more heated between the two bitches . Dina tells Joker Face that she was trying to be cool with her and told the other bitches to give her a chance. But Joker Face the psychopath that she is, showed up with the entourage of ex-cons at Dina’s husband’s place of business .This pissed Dina off and she felt the need to tell Joker Face to back the fuck off her family . But this is Joker Face we’re talking about here and she is another beast like Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch, so poor Dina is not getting anywhere with this asshole. Joker Face pretty much tells Dina she is jealous of her when she says to Dina ‘Because you have a man you have a second husband, standing next to you because you have a family supporting you’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,. 

  Joker Face’s voice got louder when she was screaming stupid shit about being a victim and the book and all this other bullshit that would of come out regardless. Since she is in a reality trash TV show after all, and skeletons like these don’t stay in the closet too long when you’re a TV attention whore. The whole time those bitches were having their screaming match, I kept thinking how nice that couch was they’re sitting on and the backdrop was all nice and calm but those bitches and their  yelling totally ruined the restaurants atmosphere and also people’s  dinner who happened to unfortunately be sitting at that establishment eating.

Dinna finally sees that she is getting nowhere and decides to get up and bounce that joint. But not before she gets a chance to tell Joker Face that she is ‘crazy’ and needs help. That’s when Joker Face flips out and yells at Dina ‘DON’T YOU EVER , EVER EVER CALL ME CRAAAZZZEEEEYYYY!’ That’s the exact answer that a crazy person gives when they’re crazy, they get all defensive and crazy like she just did. I will call her crazy . JOKER FACE YOU’RE CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY BITCH!

 I am surprised  how Dina   just walked out of there  and didn’t throw a  drink at Joker Face. But I guess that’s why Joker Face had Chihuahua dog nice and fucked up on crack, on call, in the parking lot in his car, the whole time that Dina and Joker Face were going at it. So the minute after Dina leaves and Joker Face is done barking at her . Joker Face speed dials Danny and he comes rushing in. Notice how when Joker Face is all screaming at Dina, she doesn’t seem like she is too afraid of Dina .

But the minute Chihuahua on crack and his big mute sidekick come in to hump Joker Face’s leg, she is all crying and saying she is shaking and scared and kept saying that Dina was telling her in a bitchy tone ’We’re here to talk about me’ and stupid ass kept repeating that too. 

 Joker Face is lying and exaggerating of course and tells Danny and John what happened, which pretty much was nothing she just made a bigger deal out it than it should of been since she clearly hates and is jealous of Dina and any excuse she can use to hate on her and flip out on her she will. Actually Joker Face behaves crazy like that with everybody what the fuck am I saying. She specially hates on Dina for personal jealous reasons, yes but she also will go cuckoo ca ca on anybody if they dare disagree with her crazy ass.

Chihuahua on crack and mute sidekick John look confused and feel awkward.The ‘That was  it?’ look and the expressions  in those 2 turds faces is priceless. As a matter of fact Danny says to her stupid ass ‘So that was it?’  They both know she is full of shit.

During this episode I kept wondering if there is anything better in that town for all these bitches to do, besides shop and get their hair done and talk about Joker Face and her shenanigans.  Because while Teresa, Jackie and Caroline plus all the children and the husbands went to the little petting zoo thingy, they kept making fun of Joker Face and her penis.

 And then that one annoying bitch Kim G showed up at Jackie’s house to pretend to be friends with Jackie. I wonder if Kim G reported with Joker face first, before visiting Jackie because if she didn’t , Joker Face is gonna put a foot up her old ass . Unless the old hag  is on a mission from Joker Face to get Jackie to talk shit about Joker Face and then report back to her.

That Kim G is such a hypocrite. Don’t these dumb hags know that there is a camera following them? When Joker Face was crying to Kim G about how Ashley told Joker Face she was gona kick her ass, Kim G was telling Joker Face ‘Well lets do what we have to do here and call the Police!’ That bitch must not do shit all day so her new hobby is to follow Joker Face around like a puppy dog, hoping to get a spot on the ‘Ho’ wives’ so I can make fun of her .

 Kim G reminds me of that gossipy neighbor bitch everyone has dealt with in one life or another, that always looks out her window to see what everybody else is doing and comes over pretending to be nice to you to get gossip and dirt on you. Bitch gets in my nerves!

 Well maybe their lives  it’s just like the Sopranos. You know while the men are out doing their  mafia shit wich includes the mandatory cheating with various ho’s and all the schemes they pull to have their  house bitches  living the life of Ryley those bitches are out getting their hair did and talking shit about each other since they don’t have to go to work or nothing . In this town the bitch to talk all the juicy shit  about is  Joker Face because she is the old whore of that lil’ boring town.  Sucks to be them.

Joker Face has the nerve to say that she is traumatized of having sex because she sent smut videos of herself to Steve . Then she lies and says that he video taped her secretly.  Whatever ho’! I wonder if she was saying this crazy shit before, or after she called herself a born again virgin and tried to lie to everyone that she was going to become celibate.  With this ho’ you know damn well that wether creepy Steve was video taping her fugly ass, or she was sending him videos of her self she was all in on it.

 Joker Face is a self admited pervert and weirdoe of the 10th level. She even makes a weird comment when she tells her new ‘friend’ that if she stays single she is gonna have to get a huge dog like her friend has.  I thought. EEEEWWWW!!! Yeah, watch that clip again. And notice how when that one ignorant bitch compares Joker Face’s arms to Michele Obama and throws Joker Face a kiss ass complement , Joker Face eats it up like a starving stray dog .

 I bet Joker Face  told  all these ho’s she is gonna help Bravo pick one of them to be the next ho’ wife and she get them a spot on Housewives if they hang out with her while listening to the psycho babel, ignorant shit she spews out all day, not to mention her out of control, insane shenaningans and thats why those dumb bitches tolerate her. I wonder how many of these ho’s she still talks to after filming ended. I know she don’t talk to Danny or Kim G  anymore. What about all the other ho’s?

Anyways, one minute Joker Face is crying that she doesn’t feel sexy because the evil Steve molested her virtuous celibate self and the next minute she is at some strip joint humping a pole  while Chihuahua on crack and the rest of the dildos she has following her around like dogs in heat are watching her and jerking each other off.

 And the bitch was  a pro on the pole too! She also bragged about how she met her ex-husband while she was a prostitution, pole-humping ,crack whore, and that  her dilapidated house is the trophy she got as payment for marrying that 80 year  old rich man. Then Joker Face started reminiscing about her prostitution, stripper past  when it used to rain money on her, while men gawked at her when she humped the pole, while high on crack . And that was 100 years ago and she remembers it like it was yesterday.

 Kim G also showed up with her old saggy, granny, prunny, ass  and tried to hump the pole but it wasn’t really working out for her. Maybe AARP now covers pole dancing for seniors like her, who want to stay in shape and be hip. She still looked ridiculous.

The men had a poker night game and spend like a grand on food and weed and the store. What else cost that much? They also invite Ashley’s new boyfriend to mafia intimidate his punk ass. But their plans get fucked up when Ashley throws a fit over something stupid and Jackie kicks her out of the house. Joe gets turned on by that.

 
Dina the most likable of all these skanks decided it was time to leave the show and goes into hiding from Joker Face because Dina just can’t tolerate Joker Face’s psychotic shit anymore . Joker Face enjoys obsessing over these ho’s but specially Dina. Joker Face is clearly jealous of Dina and has constant fights with her mirror because she took a look in the mirror   and  the mirror told her she is as fugly as an old piece of carne asada that resembled the grim reaper after it  was left in the Nevada desert to rot in the summer in the 110 degree weather . Then the mirror showed Joker Face her own reflection and it  scared her and made her more  jealous of Dina, but she tries to say this empowered her. Yeah whateves!

Joker Face has always been obsessed with Dina I know these ho’s talk a lot of shit about Joker Face too, but bitch is crazy and an instigator of bullshit and she likes putting herself in situations were she acts like a narcissistic, super egotistical, obnoxious, asshole  who has to be the center of drama and attention and nobody can disagree with her ever, so people end up having no choice but  hating her antics because she is impossible to deal with. I’m surprised the Bravo producers can deal with her.

Joker Face’s life must be a living nightmare because of her own destructive behavior just by seeing all the so called friends, she goes through. This is why Dina decided to bail out of filming. She got tired of that bitches shit and felt she rather be hanging out with her cats and petting them and not dealing with some crazy bitch who gets into fights with her own mirror while obsessing over her. 

 (Yes, I realize this is not Snow White! But Dina looks more like the Sleeping Beauty ho’ than the Snow White because of her long blonde hair and Joker Face fights with her mirror!)

I wans’t very happy with Dina leaving and shit, but then again I don’t understand how Dina thought that this low brow show was gonna be about her and her family and friends having fun . Hasn’t she watched reality shows before? Oh thats right she was in a prior one on her wedding. In any case Dina was likeable the most likeable one out of all of them so in a way I can see that she made a good decision leaving that show plus it’s easier and more fun for me as a blogger to make fun of a psycho ass ho’ like Joker Face than it is to make fun of a girl who seems more normal and nicer despite her personal life. Still I will miss Dina.

On episode 4 Joker Face was invited to a charity event held at the Brownstoner for a man whose baby daughter Emanuela, had a cancerous tumor that thankfully  is going away. Joker Face being the classy lady she is, who knows a lot of high profile classie folks,  hired a violent chihuahua dog on crack , with a trailer park, 1975 feathered hairdo to bark at the Manzo’s in case of shit. Damn! That Chihuahua dog reminds me of Ren from Ren and Stimpy all scrawny angry and demented.

 Also on episode 4 Teresa squeezed out another baby out of her swollen chuckie just like a pimple. 

  On episode 5 we saw more of Teresa and her wild spending, when she threw daughter Gia a spa limosine, party and bought her an expensive ATV. Which  I am sure contributed to them losing their house and going bankrupt later. Christopher went on an exicting  strip club worker internship (He was dancing the poles wearing 9 inch high heels!).We saw Ashley’s boyfriend get interrogated by Albie Manzo mafia style. He sent 2 goons to beat his ass later.

Jacquie went over to Ashley’s boyfriends mom’s house, with a bottle of booze in hand, to talk to her about how concerned she is that Ashley may be underage drinking ,getting preggers and not being a responsible adult. But by the time Jacquie got around to talking about Ashley and her underage escapades Jacquie and that boy’s mom where hammered like 2 sailors on payday at the whore-house, and so Jacquie forgot the purpose of her visit. How ironic!

Then Jacquie all drunk of her ass  ended up  flirting with, what’s his face mom getting fed grapes and lighing up a bowl of good ganja . I don’t know what the fuck that was about!  Jacquie gets drunk and giggly, lushy and flirty. After all that shit went down and Jacquie was nice and fucked up  she drove her car to pick up her little one from school. NICE!

I can’t believe that the God- Mother shaves her entire face like a man! DAMN! I wonder if she has a 5 o’clock shadow?!

Other than that nothing much happened.

But the best part was watching that psycho ass Joker Face make a culo out of herself on episode 5 .When she showed up to the Brownstoner for that charity event with 20 people to a table of 10!

Danny and Dannielle are a match made in hell.That fucker is and ex-con straight out of trailer park boys!

That motherfucker Danny or whatever the fuck his tweeker face name is, is a fucking hostile weirdoe you can tell that fool is a hardened criminal who probly got fucked in the cornhole a lot when he did that time in prison. What the hell is that woman Kim G doing hanging around Joker Face! Oh yeah she wants to be the next ho’ to be embarrased on national TV.

Only some lowlife, prostitution crack whore like Joker Face would be  proud that she has ex-cons, crack heads,  trailer park rejects and the head of the some biker gang as her ‘protection’, from what? I don’t really know. REALLY  BITCH!?!! Then the stupid ho’ says in a very psychotic, demented, maniacal and  hostile tone how she shook Christopher’s hand to in order to give him a psychological ‘fuck you!’ . I bet she cums in her panties thinking about all these people that supposedly hate her so much , she feeds on the negativity and loves being the center of the drama.

That Kim G Bitch decides she wants to instigate this bullshit some more, and tells Joker Face that Christopher said in a sarcastic tone that they  was a ‘big surprise’waiting for them inside. Then when they went inside and there was not enough tables for Joker Face and the gang of criminals she showed up with,(because they only payed for one table!) Joker Face flipped the fuck out and Christopher’s innocent comment fed her delusions that it was about them not having a table for Joker Face and her gang-bang of thugs. Kim G should of just shut the fuck up, but I guess Bitch wanted to feed Joker Face’s s flames of delusion and ended up regreting it later. PENDEJA!

 Joker Face  decided to scream and bitch and make a scene . I was waiting for her to climb on a table and crap on her hand and start flinging poo at all the people attending the event. 

 Of course that crackhead Danny (whom Joker Face of course has been sucking his cock in exchange for his thug services) got a hard on, when he saw that there was not enough tables for their riff raff asses to sit down , because he knew that now there was a reason for him to start cursing and joining Joker Face in causing a big ole’ circus  scene,   trailer park style.

These fuckers wanted to show up and start shit the minute they got there . You know they were all packing heat.  That  Chihuahua dog on crack, was yelping and barking obscenities like the street dog he is, and enjoying it. He is probably all bark and no bite and you know he hides behind his big pit-bull friend when shit gets serious.

I bet in prison he played the part of the wife a lot, his knees must of being sore from all that kneeling. The Manzo clan tried to do the right thing and get them a table, but because Joker Face loves indulging in hate she decided that no matter what table was set up for them it was not good enough and so Danny went around calling Christopher a ‘faggot’which of course this was okay by Joker Face even though last season she almost had a faux- nervous break down, when Joe in jest, called someone ‘gaylord’. But you know it’s fine by Joker Face to call someone a ‘faggot’ since it was directed at someone she clearly hates and the word ‘faggot’ can be used against someone if it is convenient to her, at that time.

Since Joker Face and her entourage of ex-cons wanted to cause more drama and sitting down, quietly and  nicely to the table that was provided to them by the Brownstone would be too easy and not cause enough of a dramatic circus; they decide to all storm out the door but not with out first  leaving a trail of  turds and screaming obscenities as they walked out. Because you know, Joker Face and her cripts and bloods have to keep it real.What’s worst is that they think they left with dignity. But instead kept hanging around the front door of the Brownstone while Chihuahua on Crack kept barking and foaming at the mouth some more and yelling death  threats. Danny is so trailer park, of course that he is the type of man that Joker Face is attracted to. 

That stupid Kim G was all intimidated by Joker Face an that gang of thugs. I guess at first she didn’t realize the magnitude of their ghettoness but once she was in the middle of that shit storm and she started looking around did she realize how lowlife this group truly was.

 The Chihuahua on crack proudly tells Joker Face that he gave Christopher the ’30 to life  look’ which is prison slang for ‘I am going to cornhole you pretty boy’  (yeah, I had to look it up in a prison dictionary!) and of course Joker Face is  very familiar with prison slang unlike normal  law abiding folk. Joker Face is enjoying her herpey infested self with that one. Kim G appears clueless and asks what the ’30 to life look’is, you can tell she is not used to hanging around riff raffs like those, but wants to be on this piece of shit show so bad, she is willing to risk her reputation and safety to do so.  Chihuahua on crack gives her a free demo of what the ’30 to life look’is  and this makes that snotty bitch Kim G all uncomfortable because Chihuahua dog wanted to take a bite of her nose and she knew it.

 Joker Face made that whole charity event about her and her drama. I just thought of a place where Joker Face would fit in perfectly and she would have constant drama , literal backstabbings , random  violent shower  sex , and cafeteria brawls , its called prison. I bet she would just blossom there, it would be like club med for that bitch and that Chihuahua on crack she is hanging out with, would also really benefit from a wonderful institution like that.

Did ya’ all see when that shit head Danny walked back in the hallway, screaming all his ghetto nonsense ? Joker Face was all smiling and enjoying it because she gets off on EVIL. But then again what do you expect from someone whose mother conceived her while fucking a goat on a pentagram?

Joker Face is still crazy and is never going to change. It just get worst.She gets all pissed off and offended because Jacquie sends her flowers, to congratulate  Christine’s on her sucess . Joker Face doesn’t take a hint, does she? Instead of acting as if Jacquie smeared shit all over her front door, she could of called her up to thank her for the flowers . But instead she calls up Jacquie to berate her, while she is sitting with her younger daughter 11 year old Jill, in the kitchen table . Joker Face loves to   suck her daughters into the vortex of the crazy and obsessive ,stalking shit hole, she created. 

  Joker Face is calling and calling Jacquie obsessively and is real weird about it too. Jacquie doesn’t pick up the phone and Joker Face panics.Then  she asks her daughter advice in a very crazy and obsessive way all desperate, Why do you think she don’t pick up? do you think she is not around or she is avoidding me?The little daughter tells her People are busy people have normal lives unlike you crazy bitch!. It amazes me how her own children know that other peep’s have ‘ Normal lives’.  Yeah, and normal people also don’t get all offended  when other people send them flowers and are trying to politely avoid them.

Jacquie was truly avoiding Joker Face and of course Joker Face calls her up again and again leaving a very disturbing and threatening voice mail. Notice how when she asked the daughter to leave the room, she didn’t have to ask her twice. Jill jetted out of there like the kitchen caught on fire. Must be horrible having to be raised by a psychotic, obsessive nightmare who was spawned by satan.Hopefully with all the money Christine makes from modeling she can afford some psychiatric therapy for her and her sister, because God knows they’re gonna need it!

That bitch just harrasses and keeps driving people nuts, she also bullied that real state agent woman, who is trying to unsucessfully sell her house in a bad market. If the house doesn’t sell she will blame the agent for that . I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with Joker Face.

Teresa dragged Joe to this event and you could tell he didn’t even want to go because it’s not a ‘macho’ thing, he was complaining while on the seats waiting for the show to start . He was also teasing Gia in the car while driving to the event, telling her she was gonna walk the ugly stage, thinking he was funny, and little Gia was crying. But was proud pappa later ,when Gia walked the runway and that sort of made up for it. Out of the 2 girls I think Christine did okay in her walk,  she is modelish looking but didn’t have ‘the walk ‘ down, but Gia knows ‘the walk’  and was all into it. Christine is not that ‘into it’. It’s all about Joker Face, she just wants that meal ticket to make her money.

Joker Face looks like one of those novelty shrunken heads with the long stringy hair! All sucked up and fugly! I am glad that her children don’t look like her and abtually have common sense. I bet she is happy that Christine is now going to make her a lot of money to buy more crack. They had a ‘run way coach’  for Christine who was a Flaming Queen so you know he knew his shit .

The Queen was ignoring Joker Face’s imput, because the Bitch kept trying to brag about her imaginary modeling days, which I know the runway coach knows was a bunch of bullshit. He probably watches the show and I am sure he has access to the Internet so he can see thought Joker Face’s bullshit. Yeah, and I bet the only modeling she ever did was when she was humping that pole for $1′s and $5′s in  a room full of drunken men. Christine finally told Joker Face she was annoyed with her because she gets in her last nerve.

 Joker Face not only obsesses with harassing people into being her friends, but also likes to obsess and hope that other people are jealous of her daughters success and doesn’t want to believe others feel genuinely happy for Christine.Joker Face also insist that Teresa is jealous of her daughters success. Joker Face wants everybody to be jealous of her and  like the cunt she is, she had to start ragging on little Gia saying she is 4 foot tall and not model material like Christine. BITCH SHE IS 8 YEARS OLD OF COURSE SHE IS GONNA BE 4 FOOT TALL! What a low budget bitch ! 

 After the cat walk Christine had to stand there for 25 minutes like a mannequin and threw up  in front of God and everybody . Christine  got sick of Joker Face being up her ass. Joker Face was not even that concerned about Christine but more about the fact that this puke scene may affect Christine’s modeling career in a negative way and mess up her plans to live off her daughters modeling money.

We also learned that Dina is a closet hippie. (I KNEW IT!) And Joe is a pot head who shows up 3 hours late to dinner stinking like weed with eyes swollen Gia outed him! HA HA HA! Teresa keeps bragging that her an Joe have sex 3 times a day , yada, yada ,yada!

Next week Teresa gives birth, and Joker Face hires a homeless crackhead who just got out of jail, to go with her to the Manzo’s mansion and bully them into forcefully letting her play with them. Also something about a ‘Tumor’. The crackhead is an excon. Click here to find out some scandalous shit about him! If that’s the same guy.That Bitch hangs around some scary ass people, and then brings them around her children! But then again what da’ ya’ expect from a ‘Prostitution Whore’.

The best part of the whole episode was Gia and her walk!

Last week we got to see more of Danielle’s psychosis when she found out that  she can pimp out her young daughter to the big modeling agencies. Joker Face was all worried that her daughter will get emancipated and ditch her crazy ass. Because in the back of her head she knows her kids are sick of her and her downral spiral of crazy. Her daughter will later make millions pack up her shit and run away from Joker Face, far, far away from her.

Joker Face then went and threw a luncheon for her daughter Christine. Joker Face asks Christine for her input,on who she should invite and Christine said ‘Not Caroline!’ . After Christine told Joker Face her opinion on guest lists for the luncheon, Joker Face  informed her that even thought the luncheon was in her honor, she was not invited. Christine was not surprised since this is the type of shit Joker Face  does to her all the time.

The purpose of the luncheon is not for Christine, or to celebrate Christine, it was to celebrate the fact that Joker Face was successful in stealing those 2 girls years ago, from some gypsies and now one of them is her golden egg and her ticket to financial freedom that will sure buy her another big house, fancy cars, male hookers,  and a shit load of Coke plus pay for her 2k per month botox bill. This is  the life of Riley that Joker Face wants to live and can have, by pimping her kid out and the little one is next.

Another reason for the luncheon and this is the main reason it was so that Joker Face could either A) start a bitch slapping hair pulling mosh-pit if those other bitches happened to show up, or B)  Gossip about the other Bitches and intimidate new ho’s that she forced at gunpoint to show up to the Danielle Train of Crazy Bitch Luncheon, to declare their loyalty to her. 

Notice how Joker Face did not acknowledge or send a card, a balloon or even a fucking turd on a plate when Jacquie’s baby Nick was born? But gets all butt hurt when none of them showed up to her luncheon, that was not even for her daughter but all about her crazy stalking  obsession with the other women. Since Nick’s birth was not about HER, she don’t give a monkeys ass. What a fucked up Beotch!

Since none of the other ho’s showed up Joker Face then went ahead with plan B and Gossiped about the other Bitches and intimidated some poor ho’  her  loyalty to her.

What’s up with the Kim’s in that town anyways ? This time it was  another ho’  also named Kim, who was invited to the luncheon who was the 2 face skank in this episode.This Bitch was kissing on  Joker Face’s ass,but she seemed to  be  two faced because Joker Face was making her all uncomfortable and pressuring into kissing her ass. 

Joker Face starts interrogating the Bitch Are you my friend or do you belong to Caroline? If you like Caroline then get the fuck out of here or I will come to your house later and wont come alone! The bitch got all intimidated and told Joker Face I’m your friend Joker Face! I’m not friends with Caroline our sons are friends, me and her are not friends! Please don’t hurt me! Then Joker Face was happy and told her she wasn’t going to kill her unless she pisses he off and talks to Caroline or any of her other enemies.

Did ya’ notice how when Kim G tells Joker Face that she is not friends with Caroline, Joker Face kinda jerks her head side ways, in a very dramatic junkie boogie crack head sort of way?Yeap that Bitch is hitting the crack pipe.What a psychotic pain in the ass Joker Face is!

LuAnn is wearing some ridiculous manly boots when she visits her friend Sonja Morgan who also happens to be the new ho’ on the block. When LuAnn arrives Sonjas maid lets LuAnn in and makes sure she talks to LuAnn in French (because LuAnn prearrange that earlier) Then LuAnn forgets her line and just answers with the first thing she could roll out of her mouth easily and without thinking about it and that is Mercy!. OKAY!. Sonja descends from the stairs wearing a hideous outfit she bought at the Artists Formerly Known as Prince yard sale. LuAnn right away notices that Sonja has a picture of Max. Kelly’s ex-fuck buddy.

LuAnn tells Sonja that Max really gets around town. . Max gets around with those divorced New York rich Cougars, like a bong at a college frat house in Humbolt Cali.LuAnn wants her turn too. LuAnn says that Sonja is a little sex pistol, she loves men, she loves to party, she loves to fuck random men in back alleys and dick jump random men in orgy gang bangs. She is a fun gal. And LuAnn says that is what she loves about her. They do the ridiculous introduction of Sonja wearing her bathroom shower curtain and they just show her dog. Supposedly she has a nine year old daughter with an old billionaire old enough to be her grand-papi. I bet they don’t show the daughter because the baby daddy didn’t want his child be part of this ridiculous circus since he comes from real old money, and people from old money don’t roll like that .

As Sonja gets introduced she is talking to her assistant whose name happens to be Max as well. Sonja is sitting in front of her magic mirror forcing it to lie to her by telling her she is the hottest cougar of them all. Sonja mentions she was married to a rich sugar daddy and had a daughter with him but then after she did her time with this rich man and finish doing her responsibilities with him she got a divorce and a nice settlement. And now she is financially set.Sonja says she is the slutty straw that stirs the bullshit . But she still looks like Gonzo. So with all that money she should fix that honker. She also makes sure she mentions that she loves dick . A LOT. Well I’m sure mosts women agree, but we’re not mentioning it every five seconds but I guess with this Famewhore this is her signature one dimensional character trademark.

Then we get to see more clips of Sonja Gonzo whoring all around  New York. But Bravo wouldn’t allow Sonja’s wish to  show the clip of her doing a cabby and 2 waiters behind the alley at Sak’s. They said it was too much skin. But then we get to see all the fun happy crappy that Sonja Gonzo gets to do.

From sexually harrasing Italian kitchen male workers, to groping underage boys who don’t speak English, to getting botox embalming fluid injections and partying drinking, getting drunker, falling on her face drunk while stumbling out of a car, pissing herself  while laying in the gutter, going home with creepy strangers, waking up next to scary strangers, after a heavy night of drinking , partying and having no idea where she is . Sonja Gonzo is also pretending to do yoga after all her adventures, they show in a nutshell what Sonja  Gonzo does all day. And it looks like this Bitch is a lot more fun than a drunken barrel of butt-pirate gay monkeys. Gonzo keeps reminding us that sex is verrry important remember that, Bitches.

 LuAnn and Gonzo are throwing a party for the homeless. Maybe Lynne Curtin and gettho ass Tamra can benefit from this fancy ass party.Miss Sonja Gonzo offers her luxurious multiple floor home. What a fun Bitch. They pick through Miss Sonja Gonzo’s fancy expensive clothes that cost like 3 grand a piece.

Next Jill and Bobby are having lunch. Jill wants to cry to daddy Bobby about how horribly she got beat up and ambushed by evil Bethenny.  Bethenny had given Jill a letter to give to Bobby . Jill tells Bobby that she didn’t open the letter . SHE LIED!. She was also jealous that Bethenny gave Bobby a letter and not Jill. Jill tries very hard to get sympathy from Bobby. But he straight up tells her she needs to mend fences with Bethenny and stop acting like a spoiled Bitch. It all goes over Jills head. Of course.

Bethenny is giving away free sandwiches out on some boardwalk. She tells Alex that her dying father refused to see her.Did ya all notice everyone looking at the camera again?. Bethenny tells Alex that she met with Jill and had to fight LuAnn.

LuAnn shows up to meet Jill in some ridiculous bike carriage that some guy is giving her a ride in. Jill says LuAnn is delusional and since we don’t have royalty in the USA,because in the USA royalty is an illusion in your head, this is the Countess  delusional version  of  arriving like a royal pain in the ass at the Park. They walk around central park while wearing stupid high heels . Silly ass Jill tells LuAnn she cleansing herself for Yon Kipur and forgiving people and making amends and forgiving everyone that wronged her and  blah, blah, blah.

 LuAnn asks her if she is going to mend fences with Bethenny Jill laughs and says Bethenny doesn’t count. After LuAnn brings up Bethenny Jill then contradicts what she said earlier and says is not a cleansing thing is about forgiveness. But all the bullshit she says doesn’tmake sense and Jill is lying she is not doing any cleasing or forgiveness she is saying that to hear herself talk. Even LuAnn knows that. And she is her guard dog, of the moment.

 LuAnn mentions to Jill that she has a boy toy who is the same man that the physic that Jill hired a couple of episodes earlier, mentioned  and LuAnn admits she is letting him hit her from behind for 20 dollars per hour. LuAnn also says that she also has  a stable of young paid studs under 35. LuAnn also expresses her disgust with Jill trying to meddle and fix LuAnn up with 60 year old sugar papas when LuAnn wants younger ass this time.

Ramona proposes to her husband Mario. Did you all see the ‘AW SHIT!’ Look in his face!? Now it’s gonna make it even harder if he falls for one of his 20 something year old bootey calls that he sees when Ramona is out running around Manhattan with a bottle of Pinot Grigrio in her purse with her eyes popping doing her crazy dance and barking at random Bitches.Mario decides to give Ramona what she wants and get it over with. So Ramona and Mario go into the bedroom where they have Donkey Kong sex ,while the pervy camera men hang around outside the door listening.

Mario still worried about how he is gonna explain this to his girlfriends. But I guess he will deal with that later.

Alex is putting the final touches on the Brooklyn fashion show.Fucking Ramona brought her own wine and glasses to the fashion show. They interviewed Alex while she was getting her hair done. That was  ghetto.

 Alex was barking orders around and she seems to know what she is doing. She was being a Boss Lady. Ramona was carrying vino and glasses plus a cork screw she is a real wino. Ramona was trying to learn how to walk the runway but she kept drinking more and more.

Jill shows up and the first thing out of her mouth is that the event is so low rent and the step and repeat is next to a trash can, and how she is speechlessand how her majesty the  Countless wouldn’t be caught dead at that ghetto ass event, so she didn’t even bother to show up, and how Jill is just too good because she is at the royal tier like the Countless and Jill feels out of place and overdressed around all these ghettho Brooklyn peons and she goes on and on. Jill was acting like she was royalty and showed up at the welfare store and was disgusted with all the peasants below her feet. If she hated it so much she should of just stayed home and smelled Gingers farts. But Jill likes to complain. I think she enjoys it so thats why she showed up to this event.

Alex doesn’t give two shits about these Bitches saying she lives in the ghetto, because Alex is gangsta she is proud to represent for her hood so she does and throws a good fashion show. The whole time Jill kept talking shit about everybody.

Jill also got confronted by Kelly who tells her that she didn’t appreciate that death threat Email she send her, telling her NOT to hang out with Bethenny. Kelly should of just head butted Jill right there and then but decided to confuse everyone with her psycho- babel- spewage instead. Jill tells Kelly that she got upset because of a message that Kelly wrote on the Internet where she mentions being happy to hang out with Bethenny Jill says that that pissed her off so much.

Jill feel she can tell people who they can talk to Kelly should of just slaped her, but instead feels the need to explain to Jill some lame ass shit about PR 101 and PR 102 why does she need to explain herself to that Bitch? She should just say I talk to her now. So its none of your business and not PR 101 and PR 102 bullshit. Shut up ho’. I dind’t even feel like writing the following paragraphs about Kelly and how dumb she sounds.

Jill says to Kelly :

You told me that you were not really  friends with Bethenny, is that correct? And Kelly answers all nervous, I am not really friends with Bethenny, then Jill continues Did you not Twitter her a kiss ass message saying oh so great to be with you,…blieh blieh.. that pissed me off you’re such a hipocrite. Stupid ass Kelly comes up with a lame excuse and tries to give Jill a PR lesson. and tells Jill that she wasnt kissing Behtennys ass she was saying to the world ‘leave me alone!’ And says that PR 101 lesson is ‘any publicity is good publicity’ and PR 102 move on to something else she also talks about how she uses complements to attact people who call her Madonna or something stupid to that effect.

 Then Jill stood there all pissed off and looking confused by Kelly’s lame ass explanations and  saying uh, oh- okay then I didn’t know.Jill was still shitting granite balls throught her asshole, because she was so pissed off about everything. I swear she loves that shit she was specially pissed over not being invited to walk the anorexic ho’  walk  with the other ho’s.

Now that she was finish fighting with Kelly because she realized that there was no fight she had to fuck with someone else. So she pounces on Ramona. The minute Ramona walks in wearing her black dress. Is that the zipper dress? She tells Ramona that the necklace she chose doesn’t go with the dress and she looks like a 2 dollar hooker from Queens, because her brawr is showing. Jill was making a big fucking deal on Ramona’s necklace even whispering little bitch remarks in Kelly’s ear. And Kelly of course was laughing along.

Ramona was listening and wanted to yank on Jill’s hair. She should off. But Ramona didn’t because Jill was already acting like a bitter complaining bitch because she was boiling in jealousy because she was not walking the catwalk at the Brooklyn show. Jill also asks Ramona “Were is Mario he didnt come see his hot sexy wife walk down the run way,?!’ Then she makes a pukey face.

After that Jill laughs and says oh yeah that’s right he is at his girlfriends house. Ramona is going to brake that bottle of Pinot Grigio on Jill’s head after she exits the building and is walking in the dark parking lot. Ramona is crazy like that.

Stupid ass Jill kept complaining when she plopped her fat ass down on the chair .Her idea of enjoying this fashion show was to complain the whole time. Right away she says these chairs are so umcomfortable my ass hurts!It’s a good thing that Bobby was also avoiding Jill that night, just like Mario avoided Ramona Bobby was out with his girlfriend too, because he knew Jill was gona complain the whole time.

Jill says she should of showed up in a wife beater and jeans and says she feels like a moron. Then she informs Simon that the skirt on a model doesn’t fit. You know who she remained me off? Dwight in the last Real Housewives of Atlanta he was raging raw on Lisa’s fashion show. But Jill was far worse.

Simon turned to look at her like he wanted to slap her. Then she looks down and says ‘It’s a mess’What a Bitch! She says she felt so out of place and coudln’t wait to get the hell out of there away from all those Joe 12 packs.

Ramona is getting all stressed out over walking the Puta walk.

Kelly says that Ramona’s eyes pop out because she also gets stronged out on crack, besides the Pinot Grigio. I KNEW IT! Ramoner is a crack head too!

The firtst one on the Puta walk is Kelly. She has the same exact walk as her daddy Big Foot Senior. Dressed in this gorgeous yellow gown picked by one of Kelly’s daughters Kelly looks like the offspring of when Big Foot fucked big bird in the ass. When she walks she growls , Kelly also admits that she has huge tranny line backer shoulders and she is a big Bird wearing ridiculous Ho. But I think she just says that, to try and distract people from the fact that she is part Big Foot and you can tell, specially when she wears this outfit.

Then Alex walks the runway. Jill tells Simon to tell her to slow down. Like he is gonna get up in the middle of the show and interrup Alex because queen bee here told him to do that. What a dumb Bitch! Jill did admit that Alex has the anorexic body of a fashion model. But she has a buttaface. What a Bitch!

Then its Ramonas turn to do the Puta walk.  OH MY GOD! That Bitch snorted like 27 lines of coke and drank 10 bottles of wine her head was spinning and her eyes were popping out! She was looking at everybody thinking ‘ I am going to make all you humans my slaves !’it was like and episode of invader Zim bitch didn’t even blink ‘ HA HA HA HA! Stupid Jill was straight up laughing real loud. And said that ‘her eyes were bulging she walked like a robot with her neck sticking out like a giraffe. I agree with this stupid bitch on this one .

Jill flew out of there. Allie asks her mom if she wanted to leave. She was really tired of hearing her mom bitch and hopefully Ally wont turn like her crazy ass Bitch mom. Ally seems like such a nice girl.

Then we see a bizarre clip of Kelly taking Simon out shopping. And he is getting nakid in front of Kelly and other gay men that were there. That was disturbing. ENOUGH OF THAT!

And now the famous pregnancy test by our dear Bethenny who seems to think she has to leave the door open so we can all see her bony 90 pound ass peeing.Congrats Bitch I still love ya but we didn’t need to see yo’ ass. She reminded me of this old roommate I used to have this chick named Kelly she was a hippie this was back in Eugene Oregon that bitch would never shut the door when she peed . It drove me nuts. Come to think of it a lot of hippies didn’t shut the door when they peed . I would shut the door and yell at all these people when I lived over there.

Bethenny finds out she is pregnant and tries desperately to call the new baby daddy Jason but can’t get a hold of him.

Bethenny then accuses Jason of sleeping with the woman answering recorded, generic messager on his cell phone because she is being trying to get a hold of him to tell him that she is preggo, for the last 5 hours.

Jill has some event with Kodak. This is where LuAnn officially introduces Sonja Morgan aka Gonzo. Ramona stumbles in drunk off her ass. As usual. She starts to question Jill on choosing to get a  sponsor from Kodak because they are in trouble financially. Jill admits to that but says that Kodak is trying to revamp their business with the Internet because they don’t make film anymore. Then she calls Ramona ignorant and a moron.Ramona is there for a mission. And that is to ruin and embarrassed Jill at her Kodak sponsorship and she has the power of the Pinot Grigio to help her with that.

Ramona also mentions that she came from her business meeting down the street. I wonder if those people  she did business with saw her on this episode of the show and what did they think about her drinking in the middle of the day? I bet she probably starts her day with a bottle of Pinot and drinks all day till she goes to bed.

Then Ramona informs Jill that she felt hurt when Jill snubed her at the fashion show. Jill tells Ramona she knows she is there to insult her . Jill straight up gets defensive and tells Ramona to beat it. But Ramona refuses, because she hasn’t completely accomplished her mission . And that is to ruin Jill’s endorsement deal. LuAss jumps on Ramona and pops her in the mouth.

But Ramona who is half LuAnn’s size just jumps right back on her like a raging wolverine and tears her up. LuAnn says Jill may call the bodyguards on Ramona. Then she does the same to Kelly, who is also over six foot. But don’t worry crazy ass Ramona is just fine. She jumps on Kelly’s shoulders and pops her in the head.

 Ramona is like a wolverine. An 80 pound animal that can tear up a 1000 pound bear by jumping on his head. That’s Ramona for you. Ramona is pissed that Jill send her two 6 foot tall goons to attack her but she did managed to kick both their asses and ruin Jill’s endorsement even thought Ramona had to ninja fight those 2 amazon bitches

Then Gonzo showed up.  You would think that with all the money that bitch Sonja Gonzo has; she would fix up that dried witch broomstick hair and that honker. You can see the gray throught  her hair .LuAnn made sure that she asked Sonja Gonzo about gigolo Max in front of Kelly who has a dinner to attend to after the Kodak party and LuAnn wonders if it is Max whom Kelly is meeting .

 Gonzo brags that she is the one that discovered Max or Maximiliano Palacio wich is his real honest to God gigolo name. Gonzo brags that she discovered Max the day he hit New York as a tourist and that 15 minutes later he was banging her from behind on a park bench in Central Park.

Yeap told ya, that motherfucker gets passed around like a fat joint at a hippie commune . But Kelly just shuts up because she is now embarrased, because  she thought she was the only one Max was seeing when in reality he was getting paid for servicing Gonzo weekly or twice a week, Gonzo then says  she ‘had to let Max go’ so she fired his dirty gigolo ass because she found another younger piece of ass that was cheaper fresh off the boat. 

Kelly is pissed to find out Max ditched her cause she wanted it for free and didn’t want to pay Max for the hand jobs. LuAnn also wants her turn with Max. LuAnn says she loves Gonzo because her raunchy ass is Mae West reincarnated on steroids and Max has been around the block a couple of times, hoping next time he’ll stop around her block. 

LuAnn introduces Sonja Gonzo to Jill.  Jill totally kisses Gonzo’s ass. Gonzo tells Jill about how she met crazy ass Ramona when she was shoping for some high end clothing and Ramona wanted to try on a dress Gonzo was going to get. Ramona begged Sonja Gonzo to let her try the dress on ,and promised she will bring it back but when Ramona took off with the dress she tried to jack it and Gonzo counl’t find Ramona or the dress so she found Ramona standing in line waiting to pay for the dress.

Gonzo ass Sonja took off her high heels and went chola on Ramona’s ass and a brawl broke out both bitches scratched each others eyes out hooker stilettos were flying up in the air and security got called. In the end crazy ass Ramona was pretty pissed that Sonja dared jump her like that, so she pooped on the floor in the middle of the store and wiped her ass with the dress then she gave it to Sonja and said ‘there you go!’ True story!

 Towards the end of the night Ramona managed to beat up Kelly once more, by monkey jumping her from behind. Ramona waited for the perfect moment when Jill was up on stage for her Kodak thingy . Jill was trying to give her speech and all of the sudden she hears the commotion and sees hands flying and hands are flying up in the air and nobody is listening to the speech anymore they just see Ramona and Kelly slap each other around.

After Ramona is done smacking Kelly big foot around she tells her “I cant talk to you you have no brain’  scare crow of the wizard of Oz. And she walks away while Kelly is sitting there repeating what Ramona said in a 7 year old mocking way. Ramona felt satisfied like she accomplished her mission of fucking Jill’s endorsement up. Which she did and stumbled out of there all drunk and shit. Didn’t Ramona have her fucking assistant with her? I think she left her at the Jill failed endorsement. Ramona will probably be yelling at her assistant later for not following Ramona out when she left that place.

HOLY SHIT BALLS!

After the news broke out that NeNe Leakes was separated from Greg Leakes and dating Charles Grant; she denied dating Charles but not being separated from Greg.

Here is what she posted on her Twiter account Friday, which was a response to comments made by the Wendy Willams show:

I don’t  date Charles Grant! If I did, I would tell’ya!” Y r people saying i’m wit Charles Grant! I hosted his charity event last year & now were dating! How’s that possible when we don’t even talk.”
 

 Now the latest news that are coming out about this Charles guy, is that he is accused of killing his pregnant baby momma by shooting her outside a night club back in 2008. NeNe insist that he didn’t do it and is giving this guy a chance. Charles is scheduled to appear at a court trial to prove his innocence in the February 2008 shooting of 23 year old Korynda Reed outside a GA nightclub.

I went back and did some digging myself, on this Charles Grant guy , and it turns out that he was not the shooter of this woman and she may not have been his girlfriend either. The scoop is that him and some guys went to a night club got involved in a brawl, were Charles was stabbed in the neck and one of the men this Charles guy was brawling with, shot a pregnant woman that was there also, but the courts are blaming Charles for being a participant of the fuckery that lead to her shooting. It appears that since he was not the shooter he didn’t do any jail time and posted 10 thousand dollars bail and walked.

Check out this link were it gives the whole indictments (If you can understand the whole legal mumble jumble)

Here is another link were it talks about what happened and it says that Charles “somehow got entangled in the fight.”.It doesn’t mention the pregnant girl as Charles’s girl either. So let’s see what happens next with this saga. Can’t wait till the next season begins!

Here is the orignal article from Radaronline:

Real Housewives Of Atlantastar NeNe Leakes has fallen for ‘bad-boy’ NFL star Charles Grant as her marriage to husband Greg Leakes crumbles, RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal.  

The hulking 6-foot-3, 290lb former New Orleans Saints defense linesman was indicted on a charge of involuntary manslaughter in Feb 2008, after pregnant Korynda Reed, 23, was shot to death outside a Blakely, Georgia, nightclub.

 Grant has always claimed that he was innocent in the horrific crime.  His trial is set to begin May 3.

Bizarrely, the football star looks strikingly like NeNe’s own son, Bryson, who also was recently arrested  after police found him in possession of marijuana.

A source close to the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star told RadarOnline.com: “NeNe and Charles met at a fundraiser for him and they have been involved for over a year and a half now.

“Greg and NeNe split up a few months ago and she is still living in the family home while her husband comes and goes.

“He knows about Charles Grant but NeNe says that she is s free woman now and can do what she wants.

“Greg really loves NeNe and he wants to save the marriage but they have a lot of problems right now.”

The feisty reality star has fallen hard for 31-year-old Grant who has told her he is innocent of the shooting of Reed and her unborn child, the source says.

Grant – who lives in Louisiana – is trying to get a new contract with the Atlanta Falcons so that he can be closer to NeNe, a former stripper who has found fame on the Bravo reality series.

The NFL star also has relatives in Atlanta and sees Leakes every time he visits the area while she has jetted-out to various locations to see him too.

The source adds: “NeNe believes that somebody is innocent until proven guilty and she is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

“In addition Greg and NeNe’s marriage has been under pressure since the arrest of his stepson Bryson.

“NeNe is now the main bread winner and she wants a more lavish lifestyle which is something that Grant could give her if he lands a multi-million dollar new contract.

“It’s unlikely she will file for a quick divorce while she is still on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta but she has told friends that she has developed strong feelings for Grant and that does not bode well for her marriage.”

Leakes, 42, who is originally from Queens, New York, met her current husband while she was working as an exotic dancer called Silk at an Atlanta club.

The reality star – who also has another son Brentt with Greg Leakes – once revealed: “I could make $500 off one guy just by turning him on.”

“These men were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren’t there to make

Thanks Robin!