Real Housewives Of New York, Countess LuAnn – Chic, C’est La Vie (Parody) Kelly Bensimon Misses Bethenny Frankel And No Lizzie Grubman On Housewives

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 Check out the video above, it was hilarious and horrifying at the same time!

 

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Remember Lizzie Grubman?  The woman that Ashley Holmes works for (for free), remember when Ashley flipped out in front of her and Jacqueline in that one episode because she has to drive to the city to her no pay-job and that’s why her step dad bought her a car (again). Well, that bitch declined an offer to be on Real Housewives of New York, because they can’t film you snorting lines of meth according to her she is too busy running over people with a car her PR firm and having a life to do this bullshit show.

Bravo is thinking about replacing the whole skank team with new fresh hotter meat. So that is exactly why I don’t understand why they asked Lizzie Grubman’ to join in the first place? WTF?

When she made her appearance on that one episode with Ashley she looked like she had been up for eight nights straight, with her nose in a mirror taking breaks every now and then by picking the scabs off her face.

From New York Post:

Power publicist Lizzie Grubman will not be on “Real Housewives of New York City.” Bravo is said to be looking to replace some or all of the current cast — Kelly Bensimon, Alex McCord, Sonja Morgan, Ramona Singer, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Jill Zarin– in favor of younger, hotter housewives. But Grubman tells us that despite widespread buzz, they haven’t approached her. “Although I’m a huge fan of the New York housewives, being a mother, running a management and p.r. company and being bicoastal leaves me no time to be on a show.”

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Also in other news because Kelly Looney Tunes is crazy I guess that bitch is saying she misses Bethenny Frankel now, and she is happy that Bethenny is doing well. THE FUCK? 

Here is what she told Eonline:
 

“I love it when people do well,” she told me during our exclusive interview with her as she showed us around East Hampton. “The better that she does, the better the franchise of Housewives does.”

“Everybody…every single person…misses the altercations between Bethenny and I,” she told me while showing me around Wolffer Estate Stables (where Sonja Morgan took an on-camera tumble while horseback riding with Kelly). “For whatever reason, they just love the fact that we fight for four minutes of television. Do I miss fighting with her? I don’t like fighting. Do I miss her on the show? She was fun.”

 Well I guess that’s good, maybe she stopped taking the chemical jelly beans and just went granola and that calms the psycho.