This episode was about wieners.

To make up for her husband’s thug behavior during the Baby Shower that almost went to shit if not for the police, Phaedra comes to visit the Kimster while bearing gifts for the baby. Kims forgives Phaedra’s husband’s behavior, but she can’t help to slam Bitter Peter. Kim says that next time she is leaving the ex-cons and assholes out of the guest list. Sooooo is this mean she is telling Phaedra NOT to bring her ex-con husband next time?  Then the bitches start talking some boring shit about being pregnant and something about labor and Kim can’t wait to hit the hooch when that baby farts out. Phaedra says that labor made her “as crazy as a vampire in sunlight!” Told ya’ she was into that death goth shit.

Cynthia brings her sister Malorie to visit Bitter Peter at Bar One so that she can get into a shouting match with Peter. And a shouting match is exactly what happened.  Cynthia walks away and leaves Peter and Malorie to their own devices and they end up getting in each others face over Malorie and her mom keeping Cynthia’s marriage certificate so that the wedding don’t happen. Malorie hates Bitter Peter for good reason, but Bitter Peter unfortunately has a point about family members not butting into other family members marriage choices, but her sister also has a point about worrying that Cynthia married an asshole. So they both have a point.

Kandi is depressed that her ass is turning 35 and is at the party venue with Sheree and Phaedra who are assisting her in the process of her party planning. Phaedra can’t wait to unleash her BIG  surprise on the party goers.

Later on Kandi shops with NeNe and her pocket gay Derek J who happens to be an expert at walking in hooker stilletos . I gotta admit I am jealous of these bitches that can walk in hooker heels, my ass is damn near thirty blah, blah years old and still can’t walk in that shit and to see a drag queen be able to walk in those skank stompers pisses me off. I know, I know I will just cry into my flip flops.

The Kim situation gets brought up and Kandi says she hasn’t been hanging around that pregnant heifer lately since they don’t talk much these days. NeNe says she is not surprised at that outcome since Kim is a user and only wanted a hit song not a friend. Kandi says despite all the bullshit Kim pulls she is still happy for that skanky bitch (like we all are) because Kim finally stopped fucking on that old greasy Big Pooper Scooper and got her self a “young tender”  Uh-hum! NeNe gets jealous and says “that ain’t shit!” Young tender sounds like some sort of lunch special they sell at KFC for 2.99 with a med coke and some fries. I bet NeNe could go for one of those after all her shopping and changing clothes in the store and all that shit she does.

Kandi tells NeNe her ass best behave because She-Man-Sheree and Phaedra will also be attending. NeNe doesn’t like that shit, and says that She-Man doesn’t deserve the friendship of the grand Miss NeNe Leakes who is also “very rich” like a happy bitch.

Kim and her baby daddy Kroy are learning all about circumcision and have some lady expert come and teach them how to care for Kroy Jr and his little winky. Kim has said in the past that she was a nurse for babies in delivery rooms. I guess the bitch was lying since dressing like a nurse in the VIP room at the raunchy strip club is very different from being a nurse at the delivery room of the hospital.

Kim also lies to the nurse when she tells her that she doesn’t know what to do with a penis. REALLY??? I know the bitch is lying SHE KNOWS what to do with a penis. How else do ya’ all think she got rich dudes like Big Pooper and now Kroy supporting her ass it wasn’t because she is gorgeous or because she wears road kill wigs that have a mind of their own it’s because she knows what to do with a penis.

NeNe is visiting with Cynthia and Bitter Peter so that they can open up a bottle of champagne to celebrate their new club opening and talk shit. NeNe doesn’t like it when they pop the bottle so she hides in the corner with her hands in her ear like a fucknut. I can’t believe this crazy huge amazon bitch has the same bullshit fear I have of popping champagne corks. I act like a fucknut like that too. I hate that shit.

Peter is on the phone with some investor (he probably met behind the alley at the liquor store) and he is confrontational about a 40 thousand dollar check this fool wrote him that bounced to the moon. Maybe he should of told Cynthia to hold off opening that champagne. Well, looks like he is gonna have to ask Cynthia for the dough again. Although Bitter Peter,  is on the phone bitching this guy out he has to drop the call for more important things like opening up a bottle of champagne when its too early to do so. So Uncle Ben Bitter Peter hangs up on his so called investor and runs to the patio to guzzle champagne with NeNe and Cynthia. NeNe reveals her and Gregg are in good terms, as a matter of fact so good that they are banging again. How sweet, there is hope these two crazy kids may get back together.

Sheree and Phaedra and their “donkey booties” show up to Sheree’s empty lot which has been sitting there empty for months with no progress. Phaedra intimidates the contractor by putting her donkey ass in his face and blowing a smoke fart up his ass with a bubble blower and no prayer cloth, this way he knows she means business. I didn’t know you can be a religious lady of church like Miss Phaedra Parks and stick your donkey culo in some dudes face like that. Wow I guess they must be more liberal in churches these days the world has certainly improved.

Cynthia puts on her busted Phyllis Diller make up on, and is trying to get her modeling agency set up  with some Kmart furniture she picked up on sale. Her sister Malorie and her husband come over to argue with her some more about Bitter Peter help her. 

Malorie seems to be losing a lot of sleep over Bitter Peter and his schemes to suck money out of Cynthia’s wallet in order to set up failed businesses and so she brings that shit up . Cynthia gets all cheesed up and starts barking at her sister yelling about how her sisters marriage is fucked up too. Malorie’s poor husband is standing in the middle of the two women who are about to scratch each other’s eyes out and he has this “WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!!” Look on his face.  After the blowup Cynthia can not even complete the project she started and thanks her sister and husband for nothing then, sends them home.

It’s the day of Kandi’s party, in attendance are Bitter Peter, Cynthia, Sheree, NeNe and Phaedra who left her husband at home so that he wouldn’t get all thug on Papa Smurf. Although  Phaedra left thuggy at home, she made sure she brought her prayer cloth, gun, jumbo size condoms, and a fucking tazer in case she has to ass probe NeNe, should that bitch get out of hand.

A huge box gets rolled in to the venue and Kandi sits down all excited and ask her moma to sit next to her. Little did they know the horrible thing that was about to jump out of that box. El RiDick-Culo blast opens the gift box and jumps out with his wiener in his hand to entertain the horrified guest.  Suddenly, the party turns into a fucking nightmare people’s eyes start bleeding as they are screaming in horror trying to scramble to get away from RiDick-Culo’s monster, hideous penis from hell. That thing looks dangerous. El Infamous RiDick-Culo then clears a path with his loaded fire hose and people are screaming and jumping out the way. He then dances for Kandi and sticks his dick in her drink. Kandi was horrified, but didn’t want to make a fuzz so she just pretends she is enjoying this hideous display of fugly.

El Infamous RiDick-Culo wasn’t even a stripper. That’s the story Phaedra wants us to believe. The Infamous RiDick-Culo was some street wino with a pissing problem, who got arrested one too many times, and Freakdra was appointed to defend him in court for shaking his wiener at random women on the streets and sucking on his own firehose. Then Freakdra who is the biggest perv in Atlanta noticed his unusual donkey dick and decided to hook him up with stripper gigs for her private viewing, as well as for other freaks in the Atlanta sex dungeons since his homeless ass couldn’t pay Phaedra the Freak the money for representing him in court for being a pervert and a weirdo. Phaedra is a pervert genius of smut. Too bad she didn’t use her genius powers to prevent thousands of people from seeing this scary ugly disgusting motherfucker run around with his wiener flapping around in the air. BECAUSE NO ONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT SHIT!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!! THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THAT!! WHY WHY???!!! MY EYES, MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! His ass was ugly too.

Stupid Kandi sitting there acting like she is enjoying it. Did you see the bitch throw the dollar bills at him with a look of disgust in her face like she was about to throw up? Like I previously said she just went along with it to not piss off Phaedra and be polite.  NeNe said fuck this shit and took her eyes out of her sockets put them in her purse and drove home blind. Cynthia and Bitter Peter followed her blind ass to the car. I would of done the same thang. This was one of those times when everyone agrees with the NeNe. Kandi’s mother wasn’t too amused and she starts yelling “THAT WAS FUCKED UP!” I agree Kandi’s mother, I agree, that WAS some pretty fucked up shit right there and NO ONE needed to see that mess. I smell class action lawsuit coming towards El Infamous RiDick-Culo on behalf of all the people present at that party and the folks watching on TV. Phaedra is going to be busy.

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It always amazes me how some people that are so smart can be so stupid. Cynthia Bailey for example, the hot bitch made a shitload of money because she knew ho to use her giraffe size legs that brought her a pretty penny in the world of super-modeling. When she speaks she tries to sound like she is a refined lady of society,  and is a self proclaimed run away picky bride. So how the hell did she end up with grouchy ass Papa Smurf who is always aggro? She gives him her purse and wallet and lets him take off with it, makes excuses for his ignorant behavior and needed to be called out on that shit. BADLY!

I recently watched a clip of the Wendy Williams Show where Wendy called out Cynthia Bailey on being a spineless doormat who allows Peter to run his diarrhea mouth amuck in people’s baby showers, putting his old ass  in danger of getting the beejebuz beat out of him by a 30 year old convict that hasn’t missed a day of push ups since his 18th birthday, who is young enough to be his oldest son. I love Wendy Williams someone needed to call Cynthia out on that shit.

 Like my reader Lizzie posted this fool is at it again! Since his last venue got shut down for being a scam and playing people dirty, Cynthia’s husband Peter Thomas just had to run out and start running another scam another business again. Maybe his ass will pay people this time but I doubt it, since he sounds all chaotic and not like someone who is together enough to handle a successful business. Look how he ran the last restaurant into the ground. What I am wondering is, how is he gonna find people to work for him when he apparently already pissed everyone off in that town and never mind finding peons to pour wine what about patrons? Did this  dipshit open the restaurant in another state? Because when people find out who owns the new restaurant how the fuck are they going to be willing to visit his new venue and give him any business ? If all the previous reports are true about Peter running a scam will these people really want  to get robbed and bullied again by this prick and his thugs?

Here are some snapshots of the event, NeNe Leakes was in attendance hosting the grand opening while Peter ran a new scam and changed the prices on the wine:

Cynthia’s husband Uptown Restaurant flopped and he had to close it down. But,  it seems that there was real reasons why this restaurant went under. The guy wasn’t running a establishment but more like a total scam. Seriously, it sounds like this place was just plain ass scary and eating there was the equivalent of getting ganged raped in the wallet by a bunch of street thugs. I don’t even understand how it is legal for a scary ass piece of shit joke of a restaurant like this to be opened. What the fuck?

My reader Lizzie posted some good links to some comments that are very telling as to why this place was shut down.

Here is an interesting email send to blogger Sandra Rose about Peter Thomas’s restaurant being a total shank game and describes how he ripped people off:

Your stuff is always FIRE! However, Im curious as to why you have not address Peter Thomas the con man that is NOT the owner of Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, everyone (except the chick he married) knows his game….. The place is closed I personally saw a marshal’s eviction note slapped on the door —- when it was open there was always bs, this dude would not pay the people who worked there.

Imagine working for 2 weeks, and being told: “you started on an off pay week, payday is in two MORE weeks for you.” You could wait it out for 2 more weeks, and on payday he has another lie, or just doesnt show up! Eventually the staff (one by one) would quit and he would just replace them, with another naive cocktail waitress. (Oh he is goooooood at what he does: CONS) -The “staff” on tv tonight were Bravo stand-ins as they did not work there… Too funny!

Im sure he hoped to capitalize on celebrities being in town for the BET hip hop awards. He has never owned ish..just a front for the real owner (Uptown is OWNED by a retired nfl player …. Research the spots he claims to have owned in other markets (NYC, LA, MIA etc)! He will “do the town” and get run out of town. He usually dates “celebrity woman” to use them for who they know and of course their money!

Cadillac Kimberly was right: there is nothing Real about this show! He claims to have been an executive at Def Jam….. more lies. He is NOT an executive at anything. There are a million pending lawsuits, people would come to the club to serve him all day every day — he doesnt care due to the fact that is NOT HIS PROPERTY HE OWNS NOTHING!!!!!!! Fraud, Phony, BS! This spot for the longest didn’t even have a liquor license and was shut down because of that, he just would reopen and buy liquor himself – ILLEGAL IN GA!!!!!!!!

I heard Bravo peeps “had enough” and wanted a real married couple……… and he desperately needed the money so………. wha-la, opportunity a knocking! He only would hire woman, because he knew he would take advantage of them! A real punk!

Ruby kisses for you, love what you do, cuz you bring it to us first!

Check out what people who say visited this puterio were saying about it. Apparently going to this place has been a traumatic experience and nothing ‘Uptown’ about it, sounds like you would be safer dealing with a drug dealer in a back alley rather than with these thugged-out lunatics:

I have had the worse experience of my life. I’ve never been treated with such little respect in my life.

On last Wed a promoter approached me about doing a friend’s birthday party at Uptown Lounge. He said our guest would get in free before midnight. 1/2 of our guest ended up having to pay 20.00 even though they were there before 12:00. Even though that was an issue we didn’t sweat it. Then we had problems getting the VIP room which he promised.

Once we finally got into the VIP the waitress gave us the bottle menu. On the menu they had Hennesy 50.00 a bottle. We decided to get 2. She brought the bottles and open them and started pouring shots. Everything was cool. We all were having a great time. Then at the end of the night she bring us a check for 708.00. Her reasoning for the high check was they don’t sale 50.00 bottles. The cheapest bottle they had was 300.00 and it was a error on the menu.

After a long night of arguing about the ticket. She asked me to come back on today to resolve the issue. She kept my credit card and my ID.

On yesterday. I called the manager and confirm our meeting today at 2:00. She said she’ll be there to take care of this issue.

I get to the club today at 1:50 and she wasn’t there. The girl in the club called her and she said she didn’t drive today and was going to get someone to bring her. My response was why didn’t you call me. Her response was just go ahead and pay the bill and you can get your card back. I told her I was only paying for 2 $50 bottles plus tax and tip. She started yelling and said she would have me arrested. I encouraged her to call the police. After I saw I couldn’t resolve it with her. I gave the phone back to the lady at the door. She called another manager who said the same thing. They both said “we must have got the only menu in the bar that have the wrong price on it.” Please keep in mind that I have a copy of the menu and that price is on all of them. I also mentioned to her about having to pay to get in before 12:00. She said she don’t work the door and the promoter will say whatever it take to get people to the club. That’s not her responsibility.

So I’m standing there. Talking to the lady and some guy come out the back and say is that the guy who tried to run out on the check. The girl said yes. He yelled at us and said get the F out of his club. He grabbed me by the arm, lifted me and pushed me out. Keeping my credit card and ID. I called 911 they never showed up. So I left trying to get home to cancel my card. When I got home my card was ran for 250.00 (the entire available balance).

I will never go back!

Comments (6)

- 09/30/09
i just hope you were able to cancel it off your card.that is a con pulled by waitress all over the place.i wonder how much of that $ 250.00 was a tip to her.

  - 10/03/10
That’s a damn shame for Uptown staff to act like that. Very unprofessional staff. Don’t worry, they will get what they deserve. You do not treat people like that. I thought Uptown was a nice place to hang out @ (went once when Kenny Latimore and Deborah Cox performed) however, things have changed for me. Ill take my money some where else.

  - 11/15/10
i will never go there myself and I was about to book an event for a new show there and the phone is OFF…OMG!! Really Uptown,,,

    - 01/16/11
The phone is off because the restaurant is closed. Not suprising after reading the reviews, and I see the owner wants to blame the economy.

03/07/2009  

This place SUCKS!!! Yes, it’s very well decorated and that’s what your paying for. I was invited there as a guest for a bday party. My husband’s name was listed by first initial and last name and they did not let him in without paying $20. Cool, I’m willing to pay for a good time. We get in there’s NO PLACE to sit(seating is very limited). They had us waiting around for them to open up VIP so we decided to get a bite to eat at the “Restaurant”. First, they would not seat us unless everyone ordered something. Second, I paid $20 to get in, I look around and see all these nice decorations and they hand me a menu that was printed off of the computer on plain Wal-Mart copy paper(no, there’s was no booklet cover or anything, just a plain sheet of paper; right off the printer cuz it was still warm). I put “Restaurant” in quotations because from what I can remember, there was about 7 to 10 menu items. I asked for a wine list… here comes the copier paper again with a total of about 6 wines to choose from. This a lounge with a kitchen, not a Restaurant. The paper said $6 a glass for wine, when I got my check, they charged me $8 and informed me that the price had changed. Really? You just printed this from the computer, go back into Microsoft Word and change it. How are you going to give me something on paper then charge me a different price?
VIP…. VIP is a joke. You still have to pay $150 to sit down( or buy a bottle of $150 champagne). Here VIP means you get to stand up in a different part of the club.
I am not a snooty/uppity person by no means. I’m a 32 y/o working, middle class, lady and I enjoy a shot of Tequila or Bud Light just like the next person, but this place is ridiculous. Now the crowd of people was very nice. I don’t mind spending money to have a good time, but this place is so not worth it.

03/07/09
O, the address may be 201 Courtland, but the entrance is on Andrew Young Int. and there is nothing no sign,flag,spot lights, or anything on Courtland St that will identify this “lounge” expect for the address label that simply reads 201 Courtland

 

03/31/2008

I recently 3/28/2008 went to Uptown to celebrate a friends birthday. We decided to eat dinner there. We were seated upstairs in the dining area along with other guest. We sat there for 10 minutes and not one of the 4 waiters that walked past us stopped to acknowledge us. Finally the manager (who wasn’t knowledgeable in regards to anything they served, prices, etc b/c he’s not a waiter) stopped by to take our order. We asked him if the menu was a la carte or sides came with the $32 steak. He proceeds to states he thinks so. We placed our order with him. He then comes back and states the menu is a la carte. You have to order the $22 salmon then sides for an extra $3-$4. He also informed us the sides were ordered they were out of stock. So we sit for another 30-45 minutes. In the mean time we had another person join out table. No one acknowledged her to ask if she will be eating, if she wanted some water, etc. Another 20-30 minutes goes by and finally our food comes. Of course it is messed up. We have to send it back and wait another 15 minutes. We did receive our food, but at this point we are all extremely frustrated with the service. We want to speak with a manager. We are informed the manager is busy speaking to another large group that just finished eating. A manager is sent to us and he tells us our food will be comp’ed and a free round of drinks. We ask for a drink menu and wait for it for another 30 minutes. We ask another waiter to tell the manager to come back with a drink menu. Our table is cleaned off. Once again we wait. A waiter comes to our table and proceeds to state “Hi my name is ____ I will be your waiter tonight”. We DEMAND to speak to manager NOW! The original (not a waiter but a manager) manager comes over. We tell him we were told our food will be comp’ed and given a free round of drinks. We are extremely frustrated with the wait staff and the service we were given tonight. He then states ok ok, what do you want, what drinks do you want. We tell him we don’t have time to wait another 30 minutes for you to bring us drinks just please let us leave. He then tells us to JUST GO!
The morale of the story is DO NOT EAT HERE. The service was horrible and one of the worst service experiences of my life. No one was attentive to our needs. No one was knowledgable about the menu. The food was over priced. The managers were too busy to handle anyones concerns. I would not recommend this establishment to anyone.

03/07/09
So so true, I couldn’t even begin to tell you about the horrible, horrible wait times. When you pay $20 to get into this place, you are simply helping them pay off the loan they took out to buy and decorate the place

03/28/2008

nothing else positive to say about uptown , just a lot of ”inside” bulls**t going on inside of 201 courtland .

11/26/2010

Uptown needs decent well mannered and educated management. This venue could work but not in its present form. I will be staying away.

 

 

And check this comment out were someone who obviously works for Uptown was trying to give it a good review and got  told off by a dissatisfied customer:

 10/20/2009

I really enjoyed the atmosphere with the gray walls and chandelier, as well. It had a very upscale vibe on the inside, and the music was great. I came here during BET weekend and celebrities such as Kid from Kid ‘n Play were there. They also had TY KU there serving Mexican Samurai cocktails, which I had never heard of before but found to be delicious! I am a fan. I definitely enjoyed my experience at Uptown Lounge, and will bring friends and family in the future.

Comments (1)

 - 01/09/11
why are you trying to mislead good people into visiting nasty places…shame on you

 

 

 

 

And the lawsuit:

 

 Williams v. Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, Inc. et al

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Plaintiff:	Novell Williams
Defendants:	Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, Inc. and Peter Thomas
Case Number:	1:2009cv02196
Filed:	August 11, 2009
Court:	Georgia Northern District Court
Office:	Atlanta Office
County:	Newton
Presiding Judge:	Vining Jr
Nature of Suit:	Labor – Fair Labor Standards Act
Cause:	29:216(b) Labor – Minimum wage or overtime compensation
Jurisdiction:	Federal Question
Jury Demanded By:	Plaintiff

 

 

 

Wow! with all these shenanigans I’m surprised we haven’t seen more lawsuits!

Thanks to Lizzie for all these links! 

Mediatakeout.com reported recently about Peter Thomas going to trial for woman beating! The way that fool bossed Cynthia around and the way he would lose his shit if he didn’t get his way was a dead give away that his ass has slapped a chick or two in his day and I hope he is not smacking Cynthia also. Hopefully that bitch is smarter than that and cuts her losses and leaves his ass even if she doesn’t get her money back.

According to Mediatakeout his ass went to trial for beating up a former employee named Tamela. He was charged with ‘simple battery’ and is having a ‘bench trial’. He may go to jail for a year. (Good maybe him and Barney Devito can be cellmates!). And check out this interesting interview Mr. Thomas gave Uptown Magazine were his ass doesn’t hold back shit.

From Uptown Magazine:

ON THE MONEY-LENDING INCIDENT
As much as I appreciate what she’s done, it probably came across to everybody that she put up all this money to help me build my restaurant. No. Initially, she put up $10,000. Uptown [Restaurant and Lounge] cost several hundred thousand dollars—$10,000 couldn’t buy the silverware and the plates at Uptown.

So it’s not like she’s supported my vision and gave me money to build a restaurant ’cuz that’s not what happened. And I want to clear that up. I didn’t agree with her putting that out there to the public. But she’s on a reality show and she’s a new jack to it, so she might feel as if that’s what she needed to do. I didn’t agree to that. But I didn’t oppose either, especially if she’s telling the truth. She has the right to say it. But I don’t want the viewers to leave with the impression, “Oh, sh-t. He got with this model girl and she’s putting up all this money to support his sh-t.”  That’s not the way it is.

SHE CAN’T TELL ME NO
If I need her to do something for me again, she better step up. That’s part of her duty as a wife. Because she’s never gonna call on me and I say no—never. It’s my duty as a husband to provide whatever support to [help] her go forward. The show that I’m on is called Atlanta Housewives, not Atlanta Husbands. I’m not getting paid to be on the show. But I have to do it to support my wife. So I just gotta bite my lip, swallow my spit, and call it a day.

Click here to read the rest.

 After Mediatakeout reported that Peter beat up ex-employee Tamala he said the charges were bullshit. And he gives a totally different story than what was reported. He was also found NOT GUILTY. Check this shit out:

Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband, Peter Thomas, isn’t heading to jail and was recently found not guilty of battery.

Despite reports that a charge of simple battery might result in Peter’s incarceration, the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband told Sister 2 Sister that there was really no threat of his being found guilty as a result of the incident that happened more than a year ago.

According to Peter, his accuser was a woman who was acting up in his restaurant and throwing plates. After asking her to leave, he returned about 30 minutes later and was accused of pushing her. Peter said she slipped and the former employees who testified on his behalf backed his story.

Police were called to the scene, which is routine procedure in a case where assault is reported. He was charged and spent 17 hours in jail when the incident first happened.

Fans of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” either loved Peter or hated him. Although he often came off as a bit controlling on camera, he was also one of the more straightforward personalities on the show, a characteristic that endeared him to many.

Peter said he’s surprised by all the media attention over his brief appearance in court Monday. “For some reason, today blogs went crazy,” said Peter, who has other things to worry about, such as the launch of his new club.

 But at the bottom of the page an interesting comment was posted by the woman who claims is the victim of Peter’s rage:

 Tamelabennett 1 comment

You want the real story ask any former Employee of Uptown Lounge. I am not some crazy female throwing plates for nothing I was assaulted and once I got up off the ground I got up buck’n Only reason Mr. Thomas got off is because of his celebrity and his paid made up witness’s that I have never seen b4 but the pictures tell all. There will be an appeal, justice was not served…

I guess it’s not over!

Thanks to KikiLulu for posting the original link to this mess!