Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa’s nephew and the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I’m looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will come out.
But for now, it seems that Teresa has a sister in law who married her brother (who actually has a forehead). And it appears that Teresa does have a ‘Nephew’ and she also can’t stand this chick for some reason, so its all family feuding bullshit. Typical in every family. Still, Teresa seemed to get too crazy over the mentioning of the ‘Nephew’ comment that Joker Face made during the reunion, and why would she yell ‘YOU’LL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’. Which by the way Jacqueline is denying that she states Teresa yelled ‘Bring up’ not ‘Break up’ I don’t know I heard ‘Break up’.
Then again maybe Joker Face was trying to befriend this Melissa chick and get dirt on Teresa . And that’s how she found out that the 2 don’t like each other. That’s what I’m thinking.
Melissa also mentioned that she was pissed off at Teresa for not inviting her daughter to ride in the limo with Gia. What a bitch.
It is believed that Teresa is jealous of this sister in law . Because she is richer (or appears to be) and prettier and has a forehead.Radaronline reported earlier today that the Giudice’s told them that, Melissa approached Bravo to join the House Skanks. Why? I don’t know. I don’t think these dumb ho’s read these blogs, were asshole smart ass bloggers like me, tear their ass up. But then again, Melissa may just be doing it to piss off Teresa since the two hate each other and getting clowned on by smart ass bloggers may be a small price to pay to piss off Teresa.Or she is just another scandalous skank with Attention Whore Personality Disorder. Who the fuck knows!
It was reported Teresa got all pissed off flipping tables, when she heard her sister in law will be joining.
Here is Teresa’s reaction when she heard about the sister in law joining:
“When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it,” a family source told RadarOnline.com. Teresa and Melissa don’t get along…They don’t speak,”
a Giudice family friend added. “She doesn’t want to be on the show with her…I don’t think that she’s made her final decision and told them [Bravo] that yet.I think they’ll probably just bring more drama, and if Teresa is on the show it would be a competition. They’ve always been in competition. Melissa will stand up to her on TV. She’s a nice woman, but Melissa will give her a run for her money if Teresa busts her balls.
A source close to Gorga added: “I don’t believe she’d want her brother and sister-in-law on the show. She’d rather do it without family. But it’s up to Bravo, not Teresa.”
Supposedly Bravo has been filming this new wannabe house skank. I bet Kim G is pulling her granny hair out and slamming her head up against her purple basement walls.
Radaronline reported that this new ho’s mansion is three times the size of Teresa’s shack. Bravo has not confirmed that this new aspiring house skank will join the trainwreck.
Here is a picture of Teresa’s sister in law Melissa Gorga and Teresa’s brother. I see that they are related I see she likes to put those hughe head bands all complete with the 16 pound flower on her kids head. Just like Teresa.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey will soon be welcoming a new face to the neighborhood, RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively.
While not every new or returning member has signed on, camera crews are already following around the new addition.
If Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa return to the show for another season, they will be sharing the small screen with Melissa Gorga, who happens to be Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law! A Giudice family friend told RadarOnline.com, “She [Melissa] is not replacing her [Teresa]. I think Melissa is actually Dina’s replacement.”
The Giudice family friend said Gorga actually approached Bravo to be considered for Season 2.
“I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it.”
And it looks like Gorga will give extravagant Teresa a run for her money. “Melissa’s husbandused to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife,” the Giudice family friend said.
“Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”
A rep for the show told RadarOnline.com, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.”
Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that ”Last season was scary and painful,” . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the show. I am gonna miss her big ass mouth. But I don’t blame her for exiting that bullshit ass show that only teaches us how not to act. Good luck to Bethenny with her own show that she deserved in the first place. Here is the original article:
This season, fan favorite Bethenny Frankel isn’t going to be an absentee housewife. But she is going to be a nonexistent one.
Bravo’s breakout solo star has finally announced the inevitable: She will not be returning as one of the Real Housewives of New York when the show begins filming its fourth season next month.
It’s hardly surprising news, as Bethenny has hinted of her nonreturn since the third hellacious—and friendship-destroying—season wrapped earlier this year, but it will nevertheless deliver quite the blow to the Bravo family.
“Last season was scary and painful,” Frankel told Us Weekly by way of explanation, adding that she didn’t “see any reason to go back.”
“It took all of the joy out of it.”
The 39-year-old new mom (and, finally, veritable housewife—how’s that for ironic timing?) spent most of last season feuding with former BFF Jill Zarin and trying to fend off the obnoxious and roundly offensive non sequiturs (and professional critiques) lobbed by Kelly Bensimon.
Can’t imagine why she wouldn’t want to go back for more.
Still, Bethenny is unlikely to be off Bravo’s screens for long. According to Us Weekly, she’s still contracted to pop up on RHONY despite her aversion to being a full-time castmate, and if Andy Cohen has his way, it’s highly likely her small-screen return will come courtesy of a second season of her motherhood- and marriage-chronicling spinoff, Bethenny Getting Married?
Provided it gets a new title.
Bethenny was also quoted a few days ago saying, that she hopes Joker Face’s try at a solo show flops: “I’ll bet everything I hope to be that she will not have a spinoff on Bravo,”. More proof to support how Joker Face gets in everyones last nerve.
That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ . And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off, bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.
I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.
Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true!
Well folks, I have learned from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G. Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.
Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown. Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape “ Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.
Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.
Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?
Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:
In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).
When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.
“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”
Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.
“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.
“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”
She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen– “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”
But she isn’t sorry for screaming.
Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”
Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .
Kim G who is one of the bitches with one of the worst cases of Attention Whore Personality Disorder that I ever seen , is so starved for attention and desperate to be the next New Jersey House Skank that now she is even starting shit with Teresa.(But then again nobody really likes Teresa these days, so who gives a shit)
Kim G wants Bravo to cast her as the new villain of the House-Whores so bad. That she came up with a genious evil plan of staying in the news as the next crazy bitch, by stating that she is going to buy all of Teresa’s Liberace’s tacky ass home furnishings and selling that shit on Ebay . She is also going to donate all the money to the Emmanuel Cancer charity.
Kim Granny-Tell told Radaronline : “Her things should be for sale on a folding table on Mulberry Street.” Umm, yea this is coming from some tacky ass bitch whose basement looked like it was last decorated in 1979 by a prostitution coke -whore who is paranoid the unicorns will steal her gummy bears. Yea. Bitch dresses like she is Mary Poppin’s senior going on a broom flying lesson with Harry Potter. And she is talking shit. That’s funny! But then again I agree with Granny, that shit should be for sale on Mullberry St. Just like all the 2 dollar random whore, clothing at Kim D’s cluttered ass store.
After the reunion was taped the other Housewives Jacqueline, Caroline and Teresa were sent letters by Bravo asking them to come back for a third season. Joker Face did not receive a letter. Because I bet she pissed Miss Andy off . That bitch would piss off Ghandi. Other sources however are saying that the other housewives gave Bravo an ultimatum that if Joker Face came back they would not. Joker Face did not even realize the other ‘woman’ got a letter from Bravo asking them back for a third round of shit circus and she found out she got the boot online! To be a fly on the wall!
Neither the Kim’s or Dina were invited back. But Dina tweeted this messague:
“yes, I’ve heard the news, don’t know if it’s true. Rumor has it I may not be invited if I don’t put my daughter back on air. Can u believe?”.
Here is a couple of videos my reader Melissa emailed me of Joker Face. Where she is getting an interview about last night’s episode were the interviewer corrects Joker Face’s grammar:
And here is another video of Joker Face performing another one of her bullshit songs while wearing a shirt that says ‘ Danielle’s Mafia’. I guess it’s true that she just wanted to be part of the other ‘woman’ mafia but since they dind’t want her mengy ass around she went and started her own mafia:
Nothing is sexier than a 50 year old dried up, prostitution whore , street walker,senior citizen, porn skank, wearing a shirt that says ‘Danielle’s Mafia’.
Why I am not surprised? I knew this was coming next. Apparently the Country Club were the Big Weave-Off fiasco of 2009 took place, wasn’t very pleased with these bitches truck driver, ghetto skank, shenanigans after receiving letters from current members asking them what the fuck is wrong with them letting these gutter tramps film their loud ass monkey performances there.
As matter of fact after receiving these complaint letters from their members, the people that run the Country Club became so embarrassed and mortified that this took place in their fine establishment; that they send the letter below to all the members of the Country Club apologizing profusely for their ignorance of ’the true nature of the TV show’ because they don’t watch these low brow reality TV shows. And also promising that they will never fuck up like this, ever again. Possibly by making sure the Country Club organizers watch ghetto ass reality TV shows as part of their job.
’Cause you know damn well, if they were people like us that watch these shows they would of known not to allow Bravo there with those cameras and the shit circus that comes with it. So it’s good to watch these shows , see? Not only do these shows teach you HOW NOT TO ACT they also keep you informed, so if you’re ever some person with a fancy-pants job at at Country Club and Bravo ever asked you to film these skanks you would know better and tell them to fuck off. See we learn something new everyday.
The people who run the Country Club explain in the letter below, that they don’t watch ‘The Housewives’ and had no clue as to the low budget, scandalous, trailer park, chola shenanigans these bitches like to pull and express remorse for ever letting Bravo film their trash show at that Country Club. They also say that none of the House-Skanks of NJ belong to the Country Club nor represent the fine rich folk of New Jersey. That’s hilarious. Here these bitches are always trying to make it seem like they’re the shit and the ‘creme de la creme’ of the town they live at, but in reality all these Faux-Housewives are the ass end of their town’s joke. How sad.
Miss Andy Cohen finally got sick of this ho’ and kicked her to the curb. Joker Face is trying to deny that she was fired by Bravo and typed on her Twitter account: “Actually, I’m not even thinking about season 3 right now…I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me.”. But Danny a source told E news that she was in fact canned by the network.
It’s no secret that we were big fans of the Real Housewives of New Jersey right out of the Garden State gate. But, like many, they lost us for much of season two because of all the attention given to Danielle Staub and her crazy behavior.
So we are happy to report Bravo is saying goodbye to the show’s resident prostitution whoreScores-loving vixen.
“If there is a season three, Danielle will not be back,” a source says.
Danielle recently told celebrity tabloid Life & Style, which first reported she got the boot, that she was in talks for a spinoff.
Not so fast, Ms. Staub.
“She is not getting her own show,” our source said. “Danielle must practice The Secret because she believes if she says something and puts it out there that it will become true. There’s no way it’s going to happen.”
As for the troublemaker herself? “Actually, I’m not even thinking about season three right now as I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me,” said Staub via her rep. “Don’t worry next year, I’ll still be the one you either love to hate or hate to love”
A rep for Bravo declined to comment on Danielle’s future with the show: “We haven’t announced anything regarding a third season.” Danielle, however, was a part of an explosive reunion, which will air in two parts on Aug. 30 and Sept. 6.
With Danielle’s departure, does that mean Dina will return? The feisty Manzo sister left the show because she had enough of Danielle’s drama.
Come on back, Dina. We’ve missed you.
Bravo just like everyone else got sick and tired of this bitches bullshit . I am telling you, there is not one sane person in this world that would put up with this bitches demands and various shenanigans. I cannot even imagine the bullshit she must put people through. Either they canned her because of her trying to sue the other ho’s or because she was going around trying to have her own show behind Bravo’s back. Either way it sounds like Miss Andy was probably waiting for some good excuse to send this bitch on a long walk along a short pier.
We start out at the Brownstone. Doesn’t that building look like it’s haunted? Maybe the Ghost Hunters should investigate with the NJ ho’s here too. So Teresa and Barney Devito show up at the Brownstone to meet with Christopher. He is giving them a tour of the Brownstoner’s dance hall were the mini-wedding for little Audrina is going to take place. Teresa starts demanding some ice sculpture bullshit. Watch Barney Devito’s face. That fool looks nervous. I hope Bravo is footing the bill because if they ain’t and Barney has to stiff them, Teresa and the Manzo sisters won’t be family anymore. From the looks of Barney Devito he may be the sucker that’s gonna have to pay this bill. Teresa doesn’t give 2 shits how Barney is nervous about footing this big ole’ bill. The God Mother says that Teresa wants what she wants, when she wants and who gives a shit if Barney don’t like it.
Teresa demands two eight feet tall ice sculptures. A super-tacky-lus one in the shape of a cross. And the other one with Audrina’s name on it. Teresa says that she can tell Barney is a little nervous but she could give a rats ass as long as she gets her ‘Big Fat Obnoxious Italian Christening Party’ . Even if it kill’s Barney and destroys her friendship with the Manzo’s since they gonna pay them with rubber checks an’ all. Then she has the nerve to say that she used to be able to spend what she wanted when she wanted it. But now Barney tells her ‘Don’t spend a lot of money!’ Well DUH! She bankrupt his ass! Maybe Teresa’s new saying should be ‘Happy Wife Broke For Life!’. What a dumb ass!
After that Teresa says she misses Dina and it’s all Joker Face’s fault she left. But in this episode Dina will make an appearance as baby-Audrina’s God Mother. I guess they must not see each other when the cameras are off. Teresa gives Christopher a list of endless demands and all the crazy bullshit she wants to take place in the ‘Circus’ that Christopher has to put together for her. (Right now he stopped being the Court Jester for a minute since he has his suit on and is doing business right now). This circus of insanity will include all the clowns from Cirque Di Solei and the Blue Men group. Also bitches dressed in Mary Antoinette-drag whoring costume with sushi skirts. Plus Nacho midgets . Yeap for this Christening, Teresa decides she wants to have two Nacho Leprechaun Midgets fighting each other in a tub full of Corona beer. I don’t even know where that came from I thought it was an Italian wedding.
Barney Devito tells Christopher to make the party nice. But not too nice. Meaning he would like him to use plastic cups instead of glass for the wine. And for the sushi use spam instead of actual sushi. Everyone will be drunk so they can’t tell the difference. Besides it’s not like Teresa would know the difference even if she were sober during this party. But we all know she is going to be hammered anyways.
Joker Face got all paranoid about her daughter Christine having sex with boys. Joker Face believes in her psychotic little head she is being the very best mother she can be . By embarrassing her daughter Christine and taking her to the free VD clinic, with a full crew of camera men filming her first OBYGN visit for the world to see as part of her birthday present . And also to embarrassed the piss out of her, so she will feel so embarrassed by visiting a male OBGYN doctor that she may never want to have sex EVER.
While Joker Face and Christine wait in the lobby she starts asking Christine crazy questions about her sexual life. Joker Face goes on a ‘Creeping’ rampage at Christine when she asks her if she is a ‘Good girl’. Even the poor fucking nurse at the lobby looked uncomfortable. Joker Face says that growing up she never had a mom she can talk to or relate to. I guess when Pimp Daddy Shagswell, was back hand bitch slapping her dumb ass for catching herpeys, it didn’t count as having a mom to relate to. This is back when she was Christine’s age.
Joker Face arrange for the doctor to give Christine a shot of some anti VD medicine to keep her from catching some nasty ass , raunchy venereal shit called HPV. The doctor says having a mom like Joker Face who is the town whore. He has no doubt, that Christine is being exposed to parades of all kinds of colorful yet creepy horny, characters whom she will finally end up having sex with. Joker Face says that she wants her daughter to have, that shot of anti- VD shit injected in her arm immediately because once you have some nasty radioactive herpes it’s too late . Joker Face is speaking from experience here.
Joker Face asks the doctor all worried. And she wasn’t worried because of Christine: ‘Can you catch that VD from oral sex and farting? Since I will be doing a lot of that, in the sex videos I been shooting in my kitchen after having my broccoli and onions. The doctor tells her he can tell just by looking at her, that she has all kinds of scary genital warts and corpse crotch from all the questionable action she hooks up with. Joker Face was worried as fuck. The doctor says ‘The problem with HPV is there is no itching, burning there’s no sores’ While the doctor is describing all this crap, Joker Face looks all worried and Christine is laughing then she pats her mom in the back. Because she knows Joker Face is got a guilty look on her face because she already caught all those bullshit VD’s. And then some.
Joker Face tells her daughter that sex is gross . Because that’s what the last John she was with told her.Then she asks Christine in a worried guilt ridden transparent tone ‘Why are you tapping me for I don’t date’. Well Bitch is right she don’t date she just fucks. A date would consist of dinner and a movie not broccoli with trailing onion farts and a video in some gas station bathroom at a truck stop, while she blow jobs the glory hole. The poor doctor looked all uncomfortable because he knows about Joker Face prostitution whoring porn video shenanigans. Everybody knows about that shit. Christine says ‘These conversations are a blast!’.
This episode must of being the one dedicate to ridiculous embarrasing mothers. Because next we see Kim Granny Tell in her basement visiting her son John G and Christopha ‘The Court Jester’. Who are playing some pool peacefully. That is, until she shows up trying to brive The Court Jester with some popcorn, to set up a play date between her and The God Mother. Because Kim Granny Tell knows that she is about to dump cript creeper, asshole Joker Face. And she desperately needs to sink her Freddy Krueger claws in one of the other ho’s, to keep getting camera time. Since she hasn’t gotten attention ever since that one day when, John G’s dad stopped having sex with her and talking to her 27 years ago. Then he moved out of that mansion to get away from her. Her poor son John G is rolling up his eyes and all embarrassed and about to shit himself of embarrassment. He finally understands why his dad ran away.
Next is Faux-Bulous Teresa and her mini divas, a gross shirt-less pissed off Barney Devito and a lot of Christening party extravaganza. Teresa is getting her little divas ready for the shing dig. And she also starts rubbing lotion on Barney Devito’s face to moisturize him. But he don’t like that shit and tells her to cut it out or he is gonna’ Kick her ass!’ And he says it in front of her family too. But it looks like it is not the first time. I wonder if he acts on it, or is just talk. Teresa’s dad mad dog’s Barney some dirty looks.
Teresa is all over the place taking pictures. She hired ass loads of photographers and video graphers to capture all of all about Teresa baby Audrina’s Christening. And Barney Devito isn’t too happy . He feels broke just standing there. He was about to take that lady’s camera shut it off and send her home for the day. So it stop costing him. Teresa kept insisting on taking more pictures and Barney ran away from her like he was running from the Bubonic plague. I remember seeing these particular pictures of this ho’ and her husband and they looked like forced smiles he looked pissed I remember thinking that.
Beautifull Dina arrives and the bitch is wearing a pretty dress I would wear. She is cute, I miss looking at her hippie ass with her peace and love and fugly ass, hairless cats.
Barney keeps being ‘Grumpy’ and yelling at Teresa for stupid shit. Teresa shows Barney this little Gucci shoes that Dina bought the baby. But Barney don’t give a shit.
Then Dina gets to dress the baby from head to toe because is some Italian catholic ritual. And Teresa starts baptizing the baby hoping they can skip the church baptizing part and skip right to the party and the booze. Dina tells her that’s the priests job and they must keep in line with Italian tradition.
The baby’s God Father is not Dina’s husband. I thought God Mothers and God Fathers have to be married. More pictures are taken this time they focus on Baby Audrina surrounded by Teresa Dina, Barney and the baby’s God Father . Teresa wants to take like 47 more pictuers of her and Barney Devito with the baby. But Barney snaps at her some more, because he has a giant dry bugger up his nose .
While driving in their big gas gussling SUV. Barney scolds Teresa and tells her he hates it, when she throws parties.Then he points at the 5 dollar shoe store and tells Teresa that’s where her broke ass is shopping from now on. No more Gucci shoes. Bitch better get ready to shop at the 99 cent store too. Then she says some ignorant shit like, ‘Before you never knew how much I pay for parties, I just used to write the checks’. And then he told her that’s why she don’t have a checkbook no more because now he knows why they’re broke. Barney must be acting all angry during all these coming up episodes because he knows he looks like a fool in front of God and everyone else and their momma because he knew all this shit was going to hit the fan and it’s only a matter of time.
Teresa pleads to Barney that she wants more pictures. Barney tells her not to make it all day because the light hurts his eyes and after a while he is ‘Like King Kong!’ and starts going crazy. I gues that means he is going to grab a hold of Teresa and climb to the top of the Brownstoner while carrying her on his back and pounding his chest . Then he is gona leave her up there so she’ll stop spending. Teresa’s monkey ass would climb down thought and find a way to bounce of the ground, the same way she can bounce a check. With her cavewoman ninja skills.
Joker Face love smooches Kim G . She even hits on her because Kim G is a rich bitch. An of course because she wants something. Joker Face asks Kim G to help her find her biological mother. This bitch whore just keeps stepping over the line doesn’t she? Why would she want to disturb some poor old woman who would end up killing her self if she found out the kind of devil spawn she unleashed into the world. Of course corpse crotch wants all of us to believe her mother was some Italian royalty who was impregnated by her lover the Pope who was murdered because they were in love. Yeap that’s a nice little fairy tale story Joker Face wants us all to believe. You just keep telling yourself that duffus. Her mom wasn’t no Italian princess who was pregnant by a Pope . But instead she was some biker chick from New Mexico, who had sex with a goat on top of a six pointed star during a full moon.
Next is little Audriana’s baptizm. Everyone shows up to church in their mafia Sunday best. The priest has his face blurred because he was told the type of reality low brow show this is. Lucky for Teresa baby Audriana is cute.
After that the reception for the Christening went on. Clowns, Nacho midgets and the Marie Antoinette sushi bitch plus all the food, booze that was flowing freely in fountains plus music and all the 600 guest were making Barney Devito pissed off. He felt like he was wasting money just standing there. And he was right.
Christopher was Teresa’s bitch for the night. He put on a faux boulous circus for Teresa. So she went up to him and molestered him.(Misspelled on purpose bitches!). She gets to do that too you know, because he was her bitch for the night. The God Mother says she is very proud of her Christopher. Yeah, but too bad they ain’t getting paid for this shit storm he put together to make Teresa happy. I wonder if Dina will still be Audrina’s God Mother when she don’t get her pay or she may just take the baby as form of payment. Since Audriana is half hers now.
Barney Devito and Teresa have a first dance with baby Audriana as part of their own crazy tradition. Jacquie starts hurling in her napkin. She tries to say she was crying from watching them dance because it was sweet or some shit like that.
Teresa tells Barney Devito this is their last Christening. Barney looks at her like whaa? because he wants her to keep farting kids out till’ she has a boy. Teresa tells Barney that if he wants her to keep farting out more little ones, they will have to do this big ass wedding circus Christening party all over again and if he doesn’t want that, he better quit making her have babies. Because she has a vagina not a clown car. Then he makes her drink some booze and says goodnight to her because he is leaving so he doesn’t have to see the bill that he is not gona pay. Plus he may go meet with someone.
Joker Face takes her daughters out for dinner. And while having dinner Christine makes the mistake to tell Joker Face that one of her friends told her that while Teresa was getting her unibrow waxed. She was talking about Joker Face’s life to the eyebrow waxing lady. And telling her shit about Joker Face looking for her biological mother. Joker Face gets all crazy and overreacts. She goes into gangster mode and steps outside to call her fuck boy, Angry Chihuahua Dog on crack Danny. He tells Joker Face he didn’t trust that saggy ass old bitch from the beggining and asks her if she wants him to kick her ass.She tells him they have to take Kim G out.
After watching Joker Face flip out. Christine regrets ever telling her about what she heard and says in a very regretful tone ‘Here we go again!’. While the little one Jillian just sits there rocking back and forth and hearing the premature gray hairs come out of her young head due to the overwhelming unecessary stress her and Christine deal with on a daily basis. Joker Face’s lame reason for getting pissed was because, that was something she was going to tell her daughters privately in front of a camera crew and everyone watching.
Just a minute ago Kim G was her lover. Now she wants to kill her. When the little one tells Joker Face that maybe someone overheard her. She snaps at her kids and tells them ‘ AW HELL NO!’ Then she calls Kim G a ‘FUCKING BITCH!’. Wow how quickly that bitch goes from cool to cunt in 1.5 seconds.
Christopher tells the God Mother about Kim G wanting to set up a play date. The God Mothers answer . HEll TO THE NO! IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT!
The God Mother is a wise woman and doesn’t like to deal with bullshit shenanigans.
Right after that Kim G shows up to Jacquie’s house. She pushes her way into Jacquie’s house and starts pouring out a tirade about Joker Face being a ‘MOTHER FUCKER!’. Because she emailed people not to be friends with her. Jacquie gives Kim G a fucked up look and says, ‘What is this junior high!’. Jacquie says she is a little upset with Kim G after going to court to support Joker Face but that’s what she gets for being friends with Satan.
Stupid old Kim Granny Tell says that she was had. And Joker Face used her and as her little errand girl going on pharmacy trips for Joker Face’s kids for the venereal disease shots and picking up Joker Face’s tabs. Joker Face even abused Kim G’s driver. Jacqueline wanted to bust up and laugh because she tried to warn this stupid broad. Then she tells her she is a two faced old broad whom she can’t trust. Looks like Kim G burned all her bridges to get on this bullshit TV show.
Kim G says that Joker Face ‘Acts like an ass, an ass acts that way! You can’t reason with her!’ Well DUH! Then Jacqueline asks genious Kim G if maybe Joker Face figured out she is being friends with the other bitches. Kim G’s response is ‘She can fucking scratch my ass! I’m done with her!’
Joker Face says that Kim G. ‘SUCKED AS A FRIEND!’. Even thought Kim G was her errand bitch paying her tabs and letting her use her driver. That still wasn’t enough according to Joker Face. Methinks they both suck and are both equally psycho. Kim G is better at hiding her psychopath tendencies though.
Danny drops off Joker Face in front of some fancy restaurant where she is meeting Kim G for the big confrontation. Danny reminds Joker Face to keep her hands in her pocket don’t throw punches and kick Granny’s ass. Because that’s what he is there for. What is he gonna do? Beat Kim G up with her own granny-cane? Chihuahua on Crack better hope his probation officer doesn’t see this footage. It won’t look good on him.
After Joker Face gets dropped off she states that she feels sick to her stomach because this woman pretended to be her friend. Joker Face must be hitting the crack pipe very heavy. Not just because she looks like a sucked up piece of dry beef jerky. But also because she forgets when the cameras are on her recording everything that’s going on. She straight up lies about her daughter Christine and tells Kim Granny-Tell how Christine came to her all upset after she learned from the eye-wax lady that Joker Face was looking for her biological mother. From the way Christine acted she didn’t give a shit!
Joker Face proceeds to tell Kim G that she knows she talks to the other ho’s . Kim Granny-Tell admits it and says ‘ABSOLUTELY!’. She should of also admitted she will sleep with the Devil himself if it meant being on this cheesey TV show. Oh wait she did sleep with the Devil!
Joker Face wanted to rip Kim G’s Granny from Tweety bird face off. Doesn’t that bitch look like the Granny from Tweety bird? Specially with her hair up. Joker Face was all furious and starts bitching Granny out. Granny was making these ‘I don’t give a fuck bitch, your nasty cooch has been on film for all to see’ faces at the Joker. I was funny! Joker Face was all calling the other bitches ‘Animals’ and what not.
Kim G then lets loose when she tells Joker Face that all this bullshit ass beef is between the Joker and those other women. And Kim feels she should not be included in that mess. Kim G admits to Joker Face that Joker Face put her in uncomfortable situations. They show a brief flashback to when, Chihuahua on Crack and perol , was giving that trailer park boy performance at the Brownstoner when he was calling Albert a ‘Punk’ and calling Christopher a ‘Fag”. And Kim was all embarrassed and Joker Face was laughing. ‘Cause she is trailer park like that.
Kim G pretty much tells Joker Face that she is a low life . She is! But so is Kim G.
Joker Face gets all pissed and starts yelling at Kim G’ .’YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME IF YOU’RE GONNA BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!. The shit got all out of control and all the people that were having a nice meal at that restaurant were all looking. I bet they get banned from all those restarurants the way the Atlanta bitches did with all the wig pulling bullshit.
Kim responds by telling that bitch off ‘ YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SICK OF YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! I BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU, I GAVE YOU MY CHAUFFEAUR! Joker Face says to her ‘ You didn’t give me anything!’ Kim yells ‘YES I DID! YOU’RE A FUCKING LIAR AN A SNEAK DANIELLE! Then she trows her napkin at Joker Face . I am surprised Joker Face didn’t get all bend out of shape and got on the phone and called the police on Kim for throwing that fucking napkin at her. I can just see her all crying and shit, saying that she got attacked by a loogie that was stuck to the napkin. Joker Face was all ‘DON’T THROW THINGS AT ME!’
Surprisingly Joker Face got her ass up and walked out of the restaurant. While Kim G walked behind her yelling at her bringing up all this shit she is helping her with like finding her biological mother and blah, blah, blah. I’m telling you her biological mother is gonna commit suicide when she finds out who her daughter is! Kim Granny Tell was all putting on an award winning Telenovela performance, all chasing Joker Face out of the restaurant while barking shit like : ’ YOU’RE NOT A FRIEND ! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT! YOU’RE A JELAOUS BITCH! EVERYONE IS RIGHT ABOUT YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PIECE OF SHIT! I HAVE FRIENDS YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!YOU’RE A FUCKING OLD LADY WITH YOUR FAKE AND SQUARE TITS!’ Joker Face called it a ‘Hughe display of disgusting!’ Or maybe she was looking in the mirror when she said that?
Some peeps on the blogs were saying that Kim Granny-Tell was high fiving the camera men after she chased Joker Face out of the restaurant. Those cameramen probably been wanting to smack that bitch in the head for a while now. They probably bought Kim G a drink after wards.
With each passing episode I can tell that Barney Devito looks worried as fuck that they him and Teresa are going to have to sell the marble mansion and move into one of the ’suites’ above the pizza parlor because of their broke ass financial situation. Teresa continues to be in denial that their ass is broke .
We start this episode with the Guidice’s having their monopoly family night. This scene makes it look like Teresa and Barney Devito plus their children are just a normal happy family that pay their bills on time.
Barney Devito points out to a rip on the monopoly board and Gia says that it’s supposed to be like that. Barney Devito says that when he was a kid they didn’t make rips on the monopoly boards. Gia tells her dad, that’s because he is an old fart and the boards he played with as a kid were made when dinosaurs ruled the world. Then Barney Devito threatens Gia with something stupid my dad would say. And tells her in his most New Joisey though guy accent: ‘I’m gonna have Audrina beat you up!’ And he means it too! Having the girls beat each other up must be easier than to have to spank the kids yourself. That way he has more time to go chase skirts, while Teresa shops and the kids are home beating each other up. That works!
Teresa brings up that their 10 year anniversary is coming up . She tells Barney Devito that she deserves a big present because she farted out 4 daughters . Teresa asks her daughter Gabriela what she thinks dad should get mom for her anniversary. Little Gabriela must be the rebel of the house because she mentions flowers and chocolates. Teresa says FUCK THAT I WANT DIAMONDS! Gabriela insist on flowers and chocolate and Barney Devito agrees.
Gabriela doesn’t look like any of the other girls. I think when Teresa gave birth to her she was switched by the nurse on accident. And some hippie chick somewhere out in the outskirts, country part of New Jersey, (Because I know they have it) is dealing with a little Diva that’s demanding her own pair of high heel leopard print size 2 children’s stilettos.
Also remember how she didn’t want to fight during the karate class but wanted to go eat instead. That’s the residual munchies from when her real mom was chowing on indica brownies. Yep, that’s not their kid.
Teresa keeps demanding her anniversary diamonds she says that after being married to Barney Devito for 10 years and farting out 4 children he needs to ‘Wow’ her and she don’t give a fuck if he is broke . Barney Devito better go out and get that dirty mob money, to buy Teresa those diamonds. Or find a truck that dropped some ’on accident’, or sell his ass or do whatever the fuck he’s gotta do to ‘Wow ‘ her.
Barney Devito is showing his nervousness and knows he ain’t got the money for all that expensive shit so he points to the monopoly board and tells Teresa he will give her a Luxury tax ring and she has to pay him 100 dollars. As illustrated in the monopoly board. Teresa is getting impatient and states that if he don’t ad some zeros to that Luxury tax ring and pay for it he ain’t getting none for a month. Said like a true diamond whore. But at least she is not a coke whore.
Joker Face is planning a sweet 16 for daughter Christine. Christine says she would like to donate the cover charge fee she is going to charge at the door of her sweet 16 party to charity. I never heard of a birthday party where there is a cover charge at the door! What a good skeam! Joker Face says that since supposedly she gave birthto Christine she gets to take credit for Christine coming up with the charity idea and so Joker Face says she will make the sweet 16 party about herself and her 7 carat engagement drama causing ring .
Joker Face also says that she never had a birthday party ever in her life ever. Just like she never got arrested for pistol whipping and kidnapping charges. Yeap, she is so honest! She states the first time she ever had a birthday party was for her annual 47th birthday . But she never had a birthday party for her 47th birthday ever until she turn 47 the 47th time. So this is another reason why she is also hijacking Christine’s spotlight on Christine’s birthday and make it about herself.
By the way Joker Face has a right to claim credit for the charity sweet 16 event. Because it was all her idea . Well sort of, Christine came up with the original idea to give the money she ‘earned’ in the party to charity but Joker Face perfected the idea by telling Christine she will have to donate all the proceeds to the charity of Joker Face’s Embalming Fluid Botox Fund. Notice how they don’t mention which charity they donate the money to.
I am surprised Joker Face even invited her daughter Christine to her own birthday party. Well maybe it had to do with the fact that daddy dollars, was showing up and he foots the 10k per month. And the Bitch really gets 10k per month, although she tries to cry and say she gets nothing.
One of my readers SoCalmama talked to that fool Thomas Stauband he told her he does pay Joker Face 10k a month but the bitch blows her money. I am just repeating what he told her. But I believe it. I mean how the fuck she affords them horse’s ass dingle berry hair extensions and battery acid botox injections that keep her face mask a plastic ,shinny, orange, tone. I heard their expensive.That’s a lot of expensive shit.
Joker Face also confesses to the fact that when she was 16 she dind’t hang around a lot of other normal 16 year old girls. Since normally at the bordello’s and the stripper joints she worked at when she was 16 the oldest prostitution whores where about 17 and up and the men were all over 37. And this was back in the cowboy days when she was 16! Because back then they called the stripper joints a burlesque house which later evolved into a sleazier strip joint. Yeap she looked like she is lived long enough to dance burlesque back then in them cowboy days.
Jacqueline goes and cries to the God Mother again and asks her advice on Kim Grany-Tell who is a 4 faced bitch. The God Mother tells Jacquie that through Kim G, Joker Face has a window into her world. And she is right . The God Mother then asks Jacquie if Joker Face knows that Jacquie and Kim Granny-Tell are talking smack about her behind her back. Jacquie tells her ‘no’.
The God Mother says that she wouldn’t want to be Kim G, when the Joker finds out. No shit! The God Mother says Kim G is a 4 faced Bitch that needs to find out where she belongs.Then The God Mother makes a good point about how Joker Face is trying to fuck with Ashley’s rest of her life. By pressing charges , going to court and making a bing stink over Ashley yanking her gettho weave.
When Joker Face was 25. That’s older than Ashley who is only 19. She was prostitution whoring, coke dealing, kidnapping and pistol whipping kidnap victims. That’s worst than Ashley who only yanked on her weave and is not a coke dealing, prostitution whore. At least not yet anyhow.
Teresa and Barney Devito have Jacquie and her husband Chris over, to get hammered and do bong rips. While the boys go shoot pool and worry about money problems the women sit around talking about all the gifts and diamonds that Teresa wants for her anniversary .But Barney can’t afford. Teresa says that Barney better make it ‘BIG’. Teresa wants what she wants and she don’t care if Barney has to suck a hobo’s dick to get her a diamond . She want it and he better produce it . Somehow. Teresa don’t want to hear about the bankruptcy shit it doesn’t exist. What a determined woman!
Barney brings up to Chris, that it’s going to be his and Teresa’s 10 year anniversary and he is sweating it. He don’t know what to get her. Because ‘The money is not flowing like it used to…Now it’s just a’ trickling’. Homeboy is really worried you can tell. Barney stopped playing around about that shit like 3 episodes ago. Chris tells him to get Teresa a ‘Fugazi’. A fake ass ring that you would buy at the 50 cent candy machine at the 7-11. I guess when their thugs go out and collect that insurance money from local businesses they must be getting paid in nickels and dimes now.
Jacquie tells Teresa that Barney Devito should give Teresa , his ‘Crown Jewels!’ . Because that may be romantic. Teresa gets all confused and yells at Jacquie . ‘What do ya’ thank. I am Arrabic or samethang?
Then we go to Caroline’s house . Where we find out that The God Mother’s son Mr. Golden-child who fell from grace, for getting kicked out of lawyer school. Has now joined the police academy. In like a couple days too. Albie is crying because the Police Academy forced him to shave his head. In case of lice. The God Mother , The God Father, Lauren and Albie’s younger brother Chris The Court Jester, are laughing at him for being a shaved bald motherfucker. Well at least that covers up his receding hair line so you can’t tell he is bald. As a matter of fact I think he should shave the rest of his head off.
Albie is the one in ‘The Family’ that has to be the ‘Squeaky clean’ one of ‘The Family’. So since he couldn’t cut it as a lawyer he had to become a cop. Even thought he is saying this is only temporary it doesn’t make sense he just quickly joined The Police Academy and says he is going to quit as soon as this lawyer school thing comes through. Yea, well see. Unless it really,pertains to the type of law he will specialize in as a lawyer. And of course it looks like he will be some kind of a criminal lawyer.Which that type of family would need. DUH! Anyways, enough serious talk . Let me get back to clowning on these ho’s.
The God Mother was all pissy that her baby got screamed at Army Sargent style at the Police Academy. But whateves. She needs to cut that 9 feet umbilical cord to Albie. I don’t blame her thought. I have the same disease sometimes too. And it’s bullshit. The God Mother decides she going with Albie to the Police Academy next time the mean Sargeant yells at him and she is going to take him out. She will too!
The Court Jester asks whose ass he has to suck to be the ‘Mazor’ . Because his ass wants to maze people. The God Father tells The Court Jester to show support by shaving his head off. Christopher looks all worried because The God Father will make him do it.
Then we see a scene of Joker Face pimping out her surprisingly beautiful talented children with a bright but uncertain future. Joker Face is pushing her younger kidnapped victim Jillian into singing. Jillian cries while thinking about how cool it would be, if only they can escape the claws of Joker Face Dirty Deeds.
Teresa and Barney Devito are having their 10 year anniversary. Barney has no shirt on because he is so broke he lost that too. I am going to skip through these awful scenes with this neanderthal trying to find a fitting shirt. That’s pretty gross. Anyways Barney Devito has a driver take him and Teresa to the anniversary thingy. He takes her to the sleaze motel in a car, driven by a pervert who watches them kiss after Teresa had to beg Barney for a kiss like for 10 minutes.
Teresa gets to go on a chopper ride with Mr Devito and they get to go to New York. Were Barney Devito is totally lost , he don’t even know they’re flying over Central Park he calls it a ‘Nice park over there right in the middle of nowhere!’. Teresa’s dumb ass says she wants to do this ‘Like once a month’. Barney has that “OH OH!” Worried look on his face. He is probably thinking “NOOO!! What the fuck did I do!’ Now she wants to do this like once a month! how much is that gonna cost NOOOO!!!!
The pilot imforms Teresa and Barney that they have 6 minutes left and if they would like to see something else. Barney wants to see the Bahamas. But that’s 3 days away. And Teresa wants to go to ‘The Hamptons’ but Barney tells her they’re close. Teresa believes him!
Later on the romance continues as Barney Devito takes Teresa to dine her and … well it gets gross. He gives her a ring in a chocolate cake Teresa eats it and swallows it . Barney Devito yells at her for eating the ring that Barney bought at the fifty cent machine down at the liquor store. Now that they’re broke an’ all.
Teresa tells Barney Devito not to worry because she will get the ring out eventually. The poor butler that was assigned to wait on this couple of sick fucks had the look of horror in his face the whole time.
The poor man had to witness Teresa getting that ring out. But that wasn’t the grosses part of all . The grosses part of all was when the two neanderthals did it on the bed. The poor butler was so traumatized that at the end of his shift he ended up jumping to his death. But ended in the pool and somehow survived , so he is fine. But after what he witness he did go nuts and now he is at some mental ward after seeing that whole Teresa and Barney Devito sick display of caveman mating. It was pretty gross!!
Next some boring part with Albie trying to show Lauren and Chris all the fun stuff he learned at the Police Academy. Albie says he likes to be a good example to his younger siblings and prides himself on that. And right after he says that Lauren and The Court Jester end up ditching him after they send him on a bitch errand to get them water. Lauren says her and The Jester enjoy ganging up on Albie.
Joker Face gathers her daughters to a short meeting before Christine’s sweet sixteen. She switches her tone of voice to that creepy, baby manipulation voice the one she uses to manipulate her daugthers and she tells her daughters : Alright girls tonight is Christine’s sweet 16 so I am going to make this night about me. And since your dad is coming with his new wife who is only a couple of years younger than me (more like 27 years younger that her) I am going to wear the ring he gave me for our engagement. This way I can make this night all about me. And it will also piss off his new wife and cause drama for them. Yaa Meee!!! Then she clapps like a retard.
Did ya’ all see Joker Face’s daughters worried sour faces when she was telling them she was going to wear that ring? Joker Face also makes sure to mention this ring is 7 Carat.
Then is dress rehearsal. Christine is trying on many different dresses for her party and informs her mother she will be getting double d fake boobs pretty soon.Then it’s little Jillian’s turn to model her party dress. One of Joker Faces ‘friends’ Kathy is there offering Joker Face her friendly support. So she can be on TV famewhoring.
Kathy tells Jillian she should wear high heels to that mess, because Suri Cruise wears high heels and she is only 3 years old . Jillian reminds the 2 old bitches that she is only 11 and she don’t give a shit if the Virgin Mary was wearing high heels at the age of 3. She is not wearing them period. Hold up here . So you’re telling me this little girl has to parent herself! Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. In some cases when your mother is the town whore, porn skank and you’re 11 you have to parent yourself and put restrictions on yourself. Specially when you see your mom’s busy revolving door with different guys named John coming in and out of the house. Pun intended!
Finally is Christine’s sweet 16 and Joker Face has arranged for her daughter and their friends to have pedicures, manicures and a forbidden bordello room. I was waiting to see a pole and Joker Face swing from it. But Instead Joker Face decided she wanted to waive her 7 Carats ex-engagement ring her ex-husband gave her in her ex-husband and his new wife’ face hoping this will created some drama for them later on and because she gives herself the title of ‘Best mom in the world’ . You know when she is not starring in home made porn videos. That Bitch doesn’t know when to quit. I bet the new wife has had to deal with some nightmarish, psychotic, bullshit from this jealous ho’. If only the new wife would speak up.
Ashley got a ride from her momma Jacquie to pick up her court summons. For punishment Jacquie makes her walk all the way to the mail building by herself. Ashley doesn’t give a shit and thinks the whole thing is funny. Genius Ashley says she is going to counter-sue Joker Face. Jacquie asks her ‘For what?’ and Ashley’s intelligent answer is ‘I don’t know!’
Ashley also states that she is ‘Like exicted’ about all this shit. I bet if she was caught, on another reality TV show named COPS and her ass got pulled over while her and her boyfriend were high and stealing a car and saw the cops coming, she would say some ignorant shit like that. Jacquie wonders is Ashley says all this bullshit to be a smart ass, since Jacquie is such a mature example of mother hood. Well the turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole.
Here is a picture of New House Slut of Orange County Peggy Tanous when she married her son. YEEE HAAA!!
The latest victim to join this trainwreck famewhoring show for my sick entertaiment Housewife to join the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County is none other than Peggy Tanous. Whoever the fuck she is. Bravo didn’t have to dig too deep under the gutter rocks to find this skank, since she is friends with Duck lips Alexis Bellino. Looks like they both are members of the Tijuana Fucked Up Plastic Surgery For Fugly Overdone Skanks Clinic.
When I first saw a picture of this ho’ I didn’t read the headline just looked at the picture and I thought to myself ‘Why are they letting Mia Farrow be the next housewife of OC? Bitch looks like Mia Farrow and Joker Face mated in the pits of Hell while Satan watched them at his birthday orgy and then one of them gave birth to a fucked up baby. What’s up with that plastic , I had too much battery acid injected in my face, look? She looks at least 13 years older than her husband with that clown ass face.
Also RadarOnline reported that, Tamra Barney will be appearing with her new boy-toy Eddie Judge. We will not have to see anymore of Simon. Thank God! That abusive fucker got in my nerves the last few episodes, that he even made me feel bad for Tamra. Maybe now that Tamra got herself a younger man she is happier with, she wont be as obnoxious. But then again it’s Tamra so I don’t expect much improvement from her.
Producers have inked a deal for the attractive blonde and her Internet entrepreneur husband Micah Tanous to join the existing cast, and we’ve learned that the husband and wife have already filmed some scenes for the new series.
Peggy Tanous is a friend of current OC housewife Alexis Bellino, and insiders have told RadarOnline.com that she’s “truthful and blunt – who always tell it the way it is.”
The new additions have already appeared in previous episodes of the popular reality TV show and producers are hoping that they prove to be popular with viewers.
RadarOnline.com has also learned that Simon Barney, estranged husband of Tamra Barney, will not be appearing in the new series.
But her new boyfriend, Eddie Judge, will be making some on-screen appearances in the new series because he has proved very easy to work with in the past.
Rumor has it that Lynne Curtin may of been booted out. I guess Bravo realized since her and Frank got evicted from their Faux-Fabulous life style and all the cards came crashing down when everyone found out what Real Broke Ass Fronters they really are. Filming them at their new home . In the trailer park . Wasn’t gonna work in trying to make the viewers believe her broke ass lived a plush life.
This new tramp thinks that being on this show is gonna be fun and everyone is gonna love her. I guess she doesn’t read the blogs! PENDEJA!
Well I guess we will just have to whatch what happens . And then I will decide if I like this new ho’ or not. In the words of the God Mother. ‘I don’t like you until I like you!’. Bitch!
All this craziness with the whole Teresa and Joe Giudice bankruptcy yard sale, has brought some attention to some old comments that were posted way before The Real Housewives Of New Jersey was even aired. Some of these comments took place while the show was being filmed. I saw this website before the show aired but I don’t recall reading all these crazy comments.
At the time these were posted we didn’t know the dirt on the housewives. But now when you read the comments and compare them to the shenanigans of these housewives you can see that a lot of these were posted by people that possibly knew these women . I only picked the most outrageous ones but if you want to read the rest click on the link to the site. Ashley Holmes posted some angry comments on there also, she put her name and everything. And some look like they were written by Joker Face, because you can see that even in her writing she calls women ‘ woman’. I think even Kim Granny-Tell is in there somewhere.
There is also a few comments that mention how the housewives husband’s should have their own show too. Because they’re scandalous and cheaters and maybe dangerous too. Who knows if this is true or if all the hateful bullshit was posted by Joker Face because she is a jealous ho’. But these comments were an interesting read.
Towards the bottom of the page I posted some more recent comments that I took out of a website called ‘Homes Of The Rich’ . On that site they thrash Teresa and Barney Devito about them being fronters, not having as much money as they pretend to have and about how Joe has this younger blonde girlfriend. Again I don’t know how much of that is true or not or if they were just posted by the Joker to stir up more shit. I don’t know about Barney Devito having a mistress . He can’t even afford a wife . Those bitches are expensive.
Click here to read the original comments On Common Ground . Sorry if I posted too many . There was too many good ones.
Down to earth?!! Umm did anyone see my big fat fabulous wedding with Tommy and Dina? Well Dinas on Real Housewives now, along with her sister and 2 other obnoxious women. I know all of them and they dont have the money that they portray to have!! This is going to be a hysterical show!!!!!
I dontknow if you read the post’s above, but this is my FAMILY your talking about.
Do you have access to their bank accounts? No, you don’t. So how can you commment on money?? You can’t.
And if you knew them as good as you seem to think you do, you would know that they are down to earth.Jealousy is a bitch, huh?
I know the ENTIRE family of some of the “wives” being filmed. Bravo is missing the boat. Some of the men are much more interesting. A little “dangerous” too!
i wonder who all these people are that saythey know my family…I wonder if they really do…I’m so curious, that’s why I check this board everyday…We have been waiting to see how long it would take people to start saying BS…I wonder who everyone is?
Anonymous said… Your “family” is obviously a bunch of attention getting morons. what is this, the 4th reality show they have tried to capture attention with?!? They make themselves look retarted… they may have money, but sure as hell are lacking CLASS.
Anonymous said… ***TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE AT 5:35***Get your facts straight, moron. The only one to ever do anything with TV was Dina and that was one show about her wedding. Judging by your ignorant comment, I will go on to assume that you don’t know them or anything they are about because you couldnt be more off with your ridiculous assumptions. Like I said, we were ready for a**hole, wanna-be’s to start talking sh*t. I guess we just didnt anticipate the “hating” to begin so soon. I guess we shouldnt underestimate the power jealousy.
No jealousy at all…you all want attention, thats why your trolling the only website talking about the show so far. You guys are a big laugh to people around here, thats all im saying. Nothing to be jealous of AT ALL.
The reason I am “trolling” a website is because the show is about my family and I am interested in what people are saying. I don’t know one single person that would not be “interested” about a show about their family? Why are YOU “trolling”? Why do you care? Who are YOU to judge? If your not jealous, then why would you lookfor a website and take the time to comment SEVERAL times? It doesn’t make sense. If your not interested, then don’t pay any mind to the situation and share your negative views. We don’t want them and we don’t care what you have to say. We do these things because it’s fun and because we can. Most (NOT ALL) people would take such an opporunityif it came their way as well. By making these negative comments, all your doing is creating more hype (which will result in better ratings!), which is great, so thanks!
One loser is definitely from Franklin Lakes. Her wedding was on Platinum Weddings. What next? Is Dina the one who cheated on her first husband? Rich as in illegal wealth? So impressive!
Once again we have an idiot talking from their a**. I am a close friend of the entire family, so let me correct this moron. Big Fat Fabulous Weddings first of all. Cheating on first husband? Unless it was with you or your husband,its nothing but gossip. And lastly, unless a catering hall has been recently outlawed, their source of income is quite legal. Please stop hating. Aren’t you embarrassed? This is a fun, very cool family that most people wish they were like. Send me your name and address. Maybe I can get you an autograph.
I heard that they are driving around looking at houses that they cant afford, pretending they are going to move. PATHETIC. And she left her former husband for Tommy, FACT not rumor “family member”. Stop defending them, they are putting thereselves out there…they are going to be criticized.
Um most people wish they were like them?? They are white trash with a little bit of money that got to their heads.
Putting “thereselves” out there?? Enough said. You prove what an idiot you are each time you write.You sound like an angry ex-friend or maybe even an ex “family member”. Get over it. Its all in fun. Lighten up a little.
I don’t know these women personally, but nothing good is ever said when their names are brought up. You are calling people “hating” on you “pathetic”?? You are the ones stalking websites at 2:15 am defending yourselves. You are a joke to people around here… But keep telling yourself that people are “jealous”. Just goes to show what garbage you really are
anonymous….you fool…you have absolutely no idea who these people are..i know one thing for sure you are a jealous bitter person that doesnt know them. if you did you would have your facts straight…you poor pathetic fool…
Yes, these woman have a lot of money and big beautiful homes but no brains!!!! Their husbands like to spend lots of time in strip clubs I wonder if they will show that on the show??? They “pimp” their children out in beatuy pagents instead of teaching them morals and values.This show is going to be hyterical we get to see what rich, trashy, uneducated woman do with their time. Did any of these woman attend college, I think not!!!! To think one of the woman even had breast implants for the tapping of this show, haha! I am sure the NY cast will have a field day with this show. Come on everyone lets get french manicures and pedicures for the premiere of the show. Notice how the show didn’t go to the real rich towns such as Short Hills, Livignston, Chatham, Madison, etc. They know where all the drama would be.And no I am not jealous. These people do not have moeny in the bank they have charge cards thats all!
one of the pathetic losers that are on this show, is a very close relative of mine. Don’t understand how that show chose her to be on tv. If anyone knows who I might be talking about, what an idiot, clueless mother and a housewive that has no idea what her husband does and who. She definitely needs a reality check.
I know one of “housewives” very well. I could not agree more withthe above comment. It may look like they havemoney but, that is not the case! Why don’t these mothers go read a book to their children instead of running around with cameras in their face. Just from knowing some of the girls on this show I can see why Bravo didn’t pick woman with real money and class they picked the dumb ones with no class and charge cards, it makes for a better show. Why don’t they donate some money to chairty instead of worrying about out doing each other with material things
Totally agree with previous comments. I know the two sisters on the show and know a third housewive (not so much a housewive at home) I would love to see a show about their so called husbands. I know alot of ones’ husband and he definitely is not too involved with his wife and three kids. But what she don’t know, she will never have a clue about!!!!!!
Girls,girls,girls. I was just told of this nasty blog by a YOUNG family member of ours. I am also related to 2 of the “housewives”. Please don’t go to the level of these horrible envious woman and even respond to them and their crazy lies. It is quite obvious WHO they are and WHY they do this so let it be. They are the JOKE since the girls don’t pay any mind to this at all. Let them fight with themselves and self distruct:)
You’re pathetic and so is anyone else who thinks this show is a good idea! I hope these women are ready for what skeletons will come out of their closets! Especially their husband’s closets!
Haha! WOW, you think of bunch of drama filled, uneducated, materialistic woman who spend their days shopping, taking their kids to a modeling agencies, in and out of children’s boutiques, hair salons, and wondering what their husbands are up to and where they are represent the state of NJ????? I think NOT! I can’t wait for the show also! I can’t wait for them to see what FOOLS they look like!
Well I can say that these comments are from nj. To know a person so well and see her on this show, it so proves what she wishes she was. Born and raised in Paterson and and then thinking that she has the wonderful life that these women so called have on this show. This is all just a show because that woman has nothing just a bunch of credit cards with a high balance!!!!!
Do not worry, these women CAN and WILL supply the drama. Bravo will not have much work to do. They picked these women because they know they are dumb enough not to care how they are portrayed. Some of these girls are attractive, wealthy, and interesting. That is if you consider woman who shop all day and gossip all day interesting. The economy we live in today is at its worst. More then half of Americans have homes in foreclosure, parents can’t afford back to school clothes for their children, and middle class Americans are going to food banks. What are these rich women doing to help those less fortunate then them, NOTHING! I bet they don’t even know who is running for President!
Anonymous said… How about the fact that 2 of the housewive are ex strippers/hookers? Or that another is ok with her husband sleeping around? I guess thats class..I guess people are totally jealous of you guys!
“Family Member”–please dont speak, you obv. dont know your “families” past’s.
i personally think all of you should just shut up and go get a life… seriously. i hope you guys are teenagers and not grown women…cuz if you’re all grown women leaving comments on a random blog about a reality show… really makes me wonder if YOU’RE the ones not getting attention from your men. – and where are your children while you’re sitting at your computer ? hmm.. i think you all need to grow up and stop creating petty high school-like drama on a blog about the new jersey housewives… why do you all give a shit about them anyway ? jealous maybe ? if you don’t like them so much why bother taking time out of your “perfect” lives to comment this? does it make you feel better about yourself? what do you gain out of this? is this the kind of shit you haveto do to feel like you’re special or something? it’s stupid. besides…WHO ARE YOU to gossip and talk shit about these women? -all of you that claim to them ..obviously don’t know them very well…i can assure that NONE of them were hookers…also,to the women who defend the ladies on this show…thank you…but you should just stop…WHO CARES what these people are saying? they obviously have no life.. and nothing better to do ..they’re all pathetic. you’re better than them. let them think what they want to think..no matter what you say to defend yourselves or the women on the show…they’re going to keep gossiping and talking shit…just leaveit alone… i am actually a daughter of one of the housewives on the show… and honestly once this show airs… i don’t give a damn what you’ll all say about me…i don’t really care what you’ll think of me…because either way you’re all going to think what you believe…but when it all comes down to it…there’s nothing you could say that would effect me at all…and I’M SURE all the other housewives on the show feel the same way too. my mother never comments because she honestly doesn’t give a shit.we all laugh about this blog and joke about how stupid all of you are. and i’m sure the other housewives do the same .–it’s gossip. GROW UP LADIES…and stop being so bitter__this is my FIRST and FINAL post.
thanks
The people who post negative things on this blog must be ugly and are jealous because the ladies on the show are beautiful, funny and entertaining. That’s sad..
And for all the people that “know” one of the housewives and are stilllll talking shit…let’s see how quick they jump to the other side and kiss their ass once their famous..can’t wait!! That’s when the real drama will start…!
Anonymous said… oh please, I saw one of the housewives just recently. I don’t need to kiss anyones’ ass especially her. Don’t know wjat definition of beautiful, funny, entertaining your talking about and believe me no one is kissing her ass in this family. She came from nothing and now she thinks she’s living that perfect lifestyle. Believe me everyone in this family is laughing at her. She’s a mess!!!CLUELESS about life! Try having a conversation with her, “what a dumbass”
Wow. Just found this site and am amazed at how many negative and angry posts there are about a tv show! I saw filming a few weeks ago at a photography studio in Ridgewood. I saw Dina and Tommy on “My Big Fat Wedding” and thought they acted a bit over the top and trash-mouthed. Tommy and his brothers own a very nice, locally popular event/catering hall. I know alot of people who know them and use their facility frequently (which is in Paterson.) Many were a bit turned off by how they acted on WE TV. Do they really want all this controversy and attention again? WHY?? I think it may be bad for business!:)
It is bad for business! We were looking to have my daughters wedding at the brownstone and after reading this and seeing the show on WE… NO WAY!!!!!! I would never give these people $1 of my money.
It’s a shame to see how CRAZY people can get. It’s also sad to see what a little bit, again a little bit of money can do. I am curious to see what the men are up to, F the women. They are so yesturday, the men are having all the fun. F-N around while there wives are shopping. They should have called this show the cheating housemen of New Jersey. Anyone, that knows them, knows thats TRUE. The only reason they are still married is because there credit cards are all maxed out and can’t afford to retain an attorney.
I am a friend of Teresa’s. Based on your posts I know who you are. It is really sad that you need to do this to make yourself feel better. She wouldn’t do this to you. Cut it out before the family finds out and you cause a family war over this nonsense. Is it really worthit? Also, YOU need to pick up a book- your spelling and grammeris that of a fiveyear old. As far as people who wont give another dime to the Brownstone…your loss,the place is amazing. No worries, go pay twice somewhere else. All of you nasty bloggers need to get a life and stop obsessing over others. Really.
Tommy and Albert have come a long way to re-build their father’s business, however, all of that hard work will go out the window!!!! Because their customers do not want to see them acting like fools with their hard earned money. Tommy’s wedding was ridiculous, and he got a pass on it. But not this time. Now they park their Ferrari’s and Bentley’s outside to push it in our faces, they should rename the Brownstone — Goumba Johnnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous said… I’m getting bored reading about the same old thing. Brownstone “this” Brownstone “that” doesn’t anyone know anything about the other 4 losers or are they just on the show to use up camera time. I kinda feel bad for them, they obviously had NO attention before and still getting NO attention Now. Except for the one comment about the stipper thing (thats true). But, again she’s only married into the family somehow through the Brownstone, so she don’t matter.
Girls, Girls, Girls, you are giving these women waaayyyy toooo much attention. I actually know them and their lives are not that interesting. I can’t imagine what they could possibly put on camera. If you ask me the show is gonna end up being a flop and “the real disappointment of NJ” Sorry!
Anonymous said… wow…Teresa’s “family member” just won’t let up will she? Don’t you see that someone is about to expose you girl??? Do you want your dirty laundry aired??? Cause I think it’s about to happen. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones now should they???
I suggest you cram it, before you are really sorry that you ever decided to write your first evil envious lie on here. Let it go now before someone starts writing the FACTS about you. I haven’t told her about this blog yet, but you just don’t want to let up. I really think it’s time to stop before you make a bigger fool of yourself honey. Don’t make me go there, cause I WILL
Let the fans make their own judgement on these girls…I think they are going to love em.
Anonymous said… HOLY CRAP!!!
I am one of the girls that did the show. I had no idea that we were so “popular” or even that interesting for that matter. What the hell is going on here???
Some of these blogs are quite obvious who they are- good and bad. For those who have been nice…thank you for havin’ our backs. For those who are nasty…it’s kinda sad really. If you have issues with us…let us know to our faces. You obviously are not just random people that google a show that hasn’t even aired yet. We don’t care what the general public will say when it airs…we put ourselves out there so we will have to take the good with the bad. WE KNOW…WE KNOW
So at this point all I could say is lighten up…it’s just a silly show.
God…I don’t know if we should be flattered or if I should update my security system…I’m gonna go with the security for now.
By the way, I was going to put my name on here…but I will make you wonder just like we have to about you.
This is more recent comments from another website called ‘Homes Of The Rich‘ about the Giudices and supposedly Joe’s girlfriend:
I heard they have both parents living in the downstairs of the mansion to help babysit and cover the mortgage. So NJtowaco mole do spill the dirt about joe’s girlfriend and when did he get caught? Do tell inquiring minds want to know.
Joe has taken Tara to construction sites already. The guys have known about her for sometime. Teresa’s going to be in for a big surprise when Tara has her “reveal.”
My parents know Theresa and her husband Joe very well. I’ve met her and her family a few times before I moved to Beverly Hills,CA and she is not a wealthy person at all, She and her family lived in a mini shack before that mansion that they can’t afford. IDK? how they owe $11 million to the credit card companys? They have always borrowed money from my parents and never paid it back. If they know they couldn’t afford the house why even risk getting it build like it doesn’t make sence. It’s hard to figure her out.
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