Jacqueline Laurita’s 19 year daughter, Ashley Holmes was found guilty  of pulling  Danielle Staub’s (Joker Face) hair extensions out and was fined $189.00 including $33 dollars for court fees, which I am sure that her mom and dad paid for. So she probably don’t give a shit anyways when she starts working for the family business, it’s not like they gonna do a background check on her ass and in that ‘Family’ it’s not like it matters either. 

If I was the Judge I would of given Ashley an award for yanking that Bitches hair extentions out, since all the Bitches in the NJ House Ho cast and shit load of the audience been wanting to yank that Ho’s weave out since the show’s first episode.Oh come on! Admit it you know you all had fantasies about yanking that ho’s weave out, we all have! Ashley was the only one with the ‘Cojones’ to do that shit. Damn right!

I see a future NJ House Bitch here.

Also earlier last week Joker Face was in a car wreck while driving somewhere with her daughter. But don’t worry she survived so when she comes back we can keep poking fun at her ass.

Joker Face must of hit her head pretty hard on the dashboard of her car, because lately Bitch is running around saying  some delusional bullshit, that she is a ‘Born Again Virgin’. Joker Face needs to shut her mouth and quit trying to be something she is obviously not, she should just stick to what she knows best, ‘whore’ is all she knows best, and that’s what she should stick with, her dumb ass saying she is a virgin all over again is like leaving Charles Manson in charge of a daycare.

That Bitch is like McDonald’s her new introductory phrase should be ‘Over 1 billion customers served, and counting’that should the shit she says at the beginning. I bet once they take that Bitch off the 64 different type of  pain meds she is on, for her car wreck, she should be back to normal and be her old whory self again; and then she will become a ‘Born Again Slut”.

Once upon a time when Joker Face was young she used to be a homeless ho’ who survived the streets by giving  hobos hand jobs for 2 dollars a pop for a hit of crack. And now she is bragging about that, and more, in her new book that will make her millions. I hope she uses some of that money from her book to fix ‘em eyebrows. Her eyebrows look like they’re trying to jump of her forehead because they’re tired of her shit! 

Here is the original article from ET click link for video:

Danielle Staub of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” is writing a new book and telling all about it to ET.

Staub, who at times found herself at odds with her “New Jersey” castmates, stepped out at the New York premiere of ‘Youth in Revolt’ on Tuesday night, and told ET that she is working on a memoir with Simon & Shuster.

“There are a lot of shocking, a lot of hard things that people are going to have to digest, but it really happened to me and it’s going to be written the way that I remember it, from birth all the way through,” Danielle tells ET.

Not wanting to give too much away, she did tell ET that she was once homeless: “I’ll give a little secret to you … at one point in time in my life, I actually was homeless. That might be a shocking thing for people to know, and I want people to embrace whatever it is they’re going through, not because I went through it, but, because I survived it, you can too. I’ve been low.”

 LOOK TWINS!

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…

Happy New Year Bitches!

Joker Face Danielle Staub and Slade Slimey’s brother from another mother Jon Gosselin were spotted hanging out and dancing at New York nightclub, Tenjune Tuesday night.

What else do you expect from these two fucktards? Of course they gonna hang out together they both are scandalous, super whores with itchy crotches.

Check out this video from TMZ. When the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she was hanging out and partying with Jon Grosselin she answers all giggly ” um… perhaps” then she says ” a little dancing, socialicing”. And you know the bitch was getting all blushy because she was probably flirting with douche Jon.

Then the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she would date Jon and she says he is too young for her. Wasn’t she blowing that 26 year old guy? Maybe Jon Grosselin only had $15 bucks on him that night and that’s all he could pay her for the night;and she don’t want to see him again because he is broke.

When  Douchey Jon Grosselin comes out of the watering hole, the TMZ guy says “happy holidays” to Douchey and Douchey is all pissed off. Then the TMZ dude starts to banter him about hanging out with the prostitution whore. And Douchey answers the exact way any man would answer anybody after paying a raunchy coke whore for sex, he says all shady ” I can’t say anything” the TMZ dude just keeps fucking with him and says to Jon “that sucks man!”. Then Douchey just stands there like a dumb ass for a few seconds babbling some shit about not talking about the Hailey Glassman thing.

The conversation between the TMZ guy and Douchey starts to get boring. Then out of the blue the TMZ guy asks Douchey “did you buy any weed?” And then I don’t know exactly what happened . Perhaps some weed exchange?

Next thing I know the TMZ guy is offering Douchey his extra weed and Douchey has his hands in his pocket all suspicious like some weed exchange was going on. I don’t think the TMZ guy is stupid enough to give Jon his weed he was just fucking with Jon. That TMZ crew sure likes to screw with the famewhores . God bless those TMZ bastards!

Hey Robinbeau! Happy New Year!

Although I had been rumored that, not all the New Jersey Bitches were going to come back, it appears that they may be all coming back for season 2 after all. This season is sure to bring some major Bitch drama from these mamas. Specially with all the bitch-smacking hair pulling drama between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Joker Face Danielle  and Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley finally wooping Joker Face’s ass!

Dina Manzo tweeted:

“Not allowed to say if I am or not but let’s put it this way…I just finished doing all the promo shoots for season 2,”

NJ.com reported that all of these crazy ho’s will be back for a second season.

HA HA HA HA !

Last month November 11  the Jersey bitches were at a fashion show that took place at the Hamburg Turnpike Country Club taping for the next episode of Real Housewives Ho’s of New Jersey.

Joker Face Danielle Staub  must of said or did something stupid that set the other Bitches off (Why did I know this was going to happen?)  Jacqueline and Teresa got pissed off and waited for Joker Face outside the restroom confronted her, pushed her and pulled on her weave, but only meant to shift it a little. Joker Face told the judge she ran away afraid for her life then  she broke her hill and hid in the parking lot. I thought she said she was a badass?

A body guard found her and brought her back inside to finish getting her ass kicked by the other Bitches taping then Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley went after Joker Face and according to Joker Face Ashley said to her  “I’m going to kill you” Ashley then jumped her and ended up ripping her weave out and bitch was sitting there BAALD!. I hope Bravo captured all the insanity! Joker Face called the cops and pressed charges against 19 year old Ashley and the judge issued a summons against Ashley on charges of harassment and simple assault.

Ashley admitted she pulled Joker Face’s weave but says she did it because she thought that Joker Face hit her mom.

See, this is the kind of shit that the Bitches of Orange County don’t do, but need to! Soon. Maybe Lynne’s boozing daughter can rip Gretchen’s weave out and Gretchen can rip Tamra’s and Tamra can rip Gretchen’s armpit hair! BUT THEY DON’T DO IT! What a rip off. I want my dollar back!

Sources NJ.com and NYDailyNews

I had a gut feeling this was going to happen to Teresa! Our favorite table flipping Italian Princess is being evicted from her lavish Taj Mahal marble mansion which is being foreclose by the bank,  her husband’s money printing machine  was destroyed by a missile from the bastard economy and Joe and Teresa where too busy  farting hundreds out of their ass  like they won the lottery  forgot to pay their mortgage and I guess the mob was not economy proof. OUCH! Fucking economy that bastard don’t give a shit that Teresa has to go live in some gross used shack and she hates  living in a used house because it is gross. So much for that!

Click here for the actual foreclosure notice from Radaronline posted by my reader Jen earlier.

Here is another article of her foreclosure from MediaTakeout.

Here is some pictures of the lavish mansion they must give up:

That sucks! And I like this crazy spoiled Bitch too! I wonder where she is gonna live now? She can now join the club of evicted and foreclose housewives which includes Jeana, Tamra, Sheree, Lisa, NeNe, Lynne and now Teresa; she is number 7 . I can’t keep track of all these Bitches getting evicted and or foreclose on, did I forget anyone?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will be coming back for a second season however Bravo did not announce who is coming back. Dina Manzo has previously stated that she will not be coming back and Caroline Manzo, Teresa Guidice as well as Jaqueline Laurita have all  stated that they did not want to work with Danielle Staub because she is a prostitution whore.

I bet the only one that comes back will be our beloved Danielle ‘Joker Face’ Staub, because the Bravo powers that be, looove prostitution whores, they are good for ratings!

Here is the original article from NJ.com:

“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” will return for a second season, Bravo announced today, but the network won’t yet reveal which of the ladies are on board.

It was pretty clear from our interviews with Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo and the table-flipping Teresa Giudice in June that they’d rather not share screen time with Danielle Staub, the first season’s resident villain/vixen/victim, but, well, fuggetaboutit. Staub rocketed to fame (the reality show variety, at least) when her shady past was revealed in “Cop Without a Badge” (now back in print!), and continued to make headlines when her ex-boyfriend from the show threatened to release a sex tape (he didn’t), so Bravo would be foolish to put that cow out to pasture, as it were.

The second season of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” will air next year. The first season was the franchise’s highest rated in all demographics, and the reunion special was the most-watched reunion special ever.

At the end of the last season, Jacqueline Laurita, the sister-in-law of the Manzo sisters, had sided with pal Staub over how the Manzo sisters had revealed Staub’s stripper past, but Laurita had reconciled with them by the time the reunion show rolled around, and Staub seemed on the outs with everyone. If they all return, it’ll be interesting to see the lengths producers will go to keep them in the same circles.

Jimmy Fallon did this little sketch of the Housewives with his own version. He got these Bitches numbers to a ‘ T ‘ specially the bossy delusional spoiled part. Fucking hilarious!