Just on Tuesday this week TMZ posted some scary ass pictures of Joker Face looking like the Grinch, in her new position as 50-year-old, pruny ass stripper, who is desperate to make a buck. The Gentelmans Club Scores surprisingly gave this trick a 3 year contract to do one live appearances during ‘Dried up old and scary skank Tuesday nights’ plus occasionally appear on ScoresLive.com. Joker Face was so proud of her new job she was the one that who send the pictures to TMZ.
But the next day on Wednesday. Innocent victim Joker Face stated that she was ‘coaxed’ to sign the contract and decided she didn’t want to be a stripper anymore, then she told Scores to fuck off and announced she was getting psychological help for her mental problems. The famewhore desperate for attention and an interview told People.com:
“I have addictions with love and low self-esteem, and I need help!” Staub, 48, says after photos of her dancing nude at Scores in New York appeared on the Internet.
“My low self-esteem derived from childhood sexual abuse has messed with my mind and self-worth, and over the years I thought about getting help but pushed it deep into the depths of denial,” she says. “For years I have had the suicide hotline on my cell phone and would like nothing more than to free myself from this constant pressure.
“Seeing how I have hurt myself and my family this time,” she continues, “I can no longer push it behind me.”
Staub says she was “coaxed” into signing the appearance with Scores by her past handlers, but adds, “I have to own my mistakes and can’t blame others.” She says she has since “walked away” from the deal.
Move to earlier today and TMZ announced that Scores is now suing that bitch because after a raunchy photo shoot she punked them out of 25k and bailed out, so now Scores is suing her for a 375k breach of contract. From TMZ:
According to the lawsuit — filed in April — Danielle got $25,000 to appear in a full nude strip video back in November … the same video TMZ posted stills from earlier this week.
According to the suit, it was all part of an exclusive 3-year contract — which also required the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star to do voice work … and even appear in a live video chat session on ScoresLive.com.
But Danielle allegedly bailed on their deal out of nowhere … cutting off all contact with Scores after shooting the video — and now, the company is suing her for $375,000 … claiming breach of contract
Aww Joker Face. The famewhoring desperate stunts you pull when the new season begins and you’re not in it.
According to The HollywoodLife Joker Face will now be starring in a train wreckage circus of her own. Her prostitution fame -whoring dreams will soon come true.
Joker Face a source told The HollywoodLife :
“VH1 has picked up her show and they are almost done with negotiations,.. .They haven’t started filming yet, but they will soon!”
And even though Joker Face likes to arm herself with thugs, ex-cons, Hells Angels and have her Chihuahua’s on crack bark at people some evil fucked up shit and threatened to kick people’s asses at fund raisers . Plus all kinds of other violent fucked up shenanigans . She is now, for some reason singing songs against domestic violence.
The lawyer for the Giudice’s is trying very hard to get Teresa and Barney Devito Giudice off the hook with the whole bankruptcy ordeal. But Roberta DeAngelis, the attorney in the U.S. Trustees Office, must watch the Real Housewives show because she is not taking any shit and states that those 2 turds should pay out their ass for these scandalous money scams.
Attorney James Kridel has his work cut out for him in trying to convince the bankruptcy court to grant the petition filed by his clients, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Roberta DeAngelis, the attorneyin the U.S. Trustees Office who evaluated the Giudice filing, recommended that the court not grant their Chapter 7 petition.
She alleged that the couple had fraudulently tried to hide assets.
“I am going to be sending a letter to the US Trustees Office because I would like to resolve with them their issue rather than have to try it,” attorney Kridel told RadarOnline.com.
“I’m not doing it out of desperation; I’m doing it in their [debtors and US Trustees] best interest. That’s the next step. But ultimately the ball is in their court.”
Kridel said he is going to try to convince the Trustee Office that they’d lose in a trial and that his clients “have been punished enough”.
“Instead of just looking at it as ‘Joe Giudice,’ it is a family and to deny a discharge in this case would destroy this family. Some of the family members are clearly not responsible for anything that occurred here.”
The Giudices’ attorney also argues that Joe didn’t intentionally omit assets from the petition.
Kridel said, ‘If you have a bank account that has zero in it, but you didn’t disclose it because you didn’t realize it was open, I don’t believe that to be a really egregious offense. The omissions made would not change the outcome of the case. Their discovery would not increase the value of the estate.
“To deny a discharge would be a very severe consequence and I don’t think it’s deserving.”
Whatever the court’s decision, the Giudices will still suffer, their legal rep claimed.
“They’re going to owe a significant amount of money, including any IRS debt,” he said. “Other than the personal property in the house they don’t really have any assets so they are going to start over again.
“If they don’t get a fresh start [with a discharge] it’s going to be almost impossible to get back up on their feet.”
Here is a recent video send to me by Tom Murro. This one is by the real state agent assigned to sell Joker Face’s house. The bitch continues to be a royal horrendous pain in the ass who refuses to cooperate and comply with the courts order to get her dilapidated crack den sold . The realtor is frustrated and afraid to go in the house, ’cause there may be a couple dead bodies in there, you know ’cause Joker Face would bring a number of colorful tricks that may of ended up in the basement. The neighbors are sick of the eyesore and rotting corpse smell and are planning on having a block party barbecue once the evil witch allows for the house to be sold and turns in the keys. Good luck with that!
HOLLY SHIT BALLS BITCHES!! Since Tamra and Jeana got into a little scuffle over the weekend. The New Jersey housewives , must have some ESP psychic powers and knew that they had to top that little bitch cat fight, with a big ole’ brawl that involved the house husbands , the wives , the priest and the whole Italian New Jersey mafia.
Apparently Teresa ‘s brother Joe and sister in law Melissa, who Teresa happens to dispise. Had a christening for one of their many children. Teresa showed up to the church without her husband Barney Devito and then when she showed to the christening party Barney was with her, but they were an hour late.
Teresa’s brother doesn’t get along with Teresa and so an argument broke out between Teresa and her bro, wich later followed by Barney Devito throwing punches at Teresa’s brother and it ended into a nasty, big ass, knocked down, drag out brawl. Even the other guests got into it, Teresa got into fists figths with Melissa’s sisters, people’s shirts were getting ripped off them, there was cursing and yelling in Italian going on, and even Teresa’s dad ended up punching a family member in the face and blood happened. (I am not sure who the fuck he punched, a brother’s sister’s newphew’s cousin,,??!! I got lost there, so many damn relatives!).
But anyways, even the little kids were traumatized , crying (that sucks!) and the whole Italian Catholic community was yelling and chasing the Bravo crew, and throwing canoli’s and tomatoes at the fuckers. Sounds like a fun typical Italian party to me! Only in Jersey people, only in Jersey.
From the west coast to the east coast, the Real Housewives were fighting all over the country this weekend. Only in New Jersey, it also involved the house husbands, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
It all started after a christening for Teresa Giudice’s nephew.
Next season’s newest cast members of the Garden State franchise include Teresa brother and sister-in-law, Joey and Melissa Gorga, who hosted a christening on Sunday for their son.
According to a source, Teresa went to the church ceremony without her husband Joe, but following the baptism, she arrived with him and their four children in tow an hour late to The Manor restaurant in West Orange, NJ for the reception.
While cameras rolled, Teresa walked up to her brother to congratulate him and he said in an upset tone: “Now you want to congratulate me after all this time? Now you want to be nice to me? Your husband didn’t even come to the church and you show up an hour late!” the source said.
Teresa responded playing dumb: “I just wanted to say hi and congratulations.”
Because of a recent history of bad blood between the two siblings, a verbal argument ignited between Teresa and her brother.
And when Joe Giudice got involved a physical altercation broke out between him and Teresa’s brother Joey.
A friend who attended the party said: “Once again Teresa had ruined a perfect day. She took memories from the Gorga children and family, and took a day that was not about her and making it about her. And her husband is the crazy one who got up and started to start a physical fight.”
”There were punches, vulgarity. It was like a scene out of a movie,” another source said of the fight. “Guests were also screaming at the Bravo cameras to get out of there.”
There were over 100 people in attendance, and all the family members and most of the guests got involved to help break it up.
Joe Giudice yelled to some people holding him back: “I’ll kill that f**king midget!” according to the source.
Even the shirt of one of the guests was ripped.
“Joey Gorga and Joe Giudice were like animals. It was complete chaos,” another source told RadarOnline.com.
Teresa’s father became so upset that he started sweating profusely and someone had to escort him out of the room while he was yelling in Italian to break up the fight, the source said. A concerned family member even asked Teresa if her father needed medical assistance.
Teresa kept telling her father: “I didn’t do anything, I didn’t do anything,” the sources said.
“Teresa’s children Gia and Gabriella were hysterically crying,” said the source. “Melissa’s daughter Antonia was also upset. Kids were running around crying, screaming and hiding.”
“At the same time, Teresa was yelling at Melissa and Melissa’s sisters got involved,” the source said. “They also got into a physical altercation with Teresa, who was fighting back. Joe Giudice’s father punched one of Melissa Gorga’s brother-in-laws in the face and he was bleeding,” the source said.
The guests were mortified by the barbaric behavior.
A person associated with The Manor confirmed to RadarOnline.com that a fight did in fact take place.
“Most of the guests were so upset that their children were traumatized that they left and took their gifts with them, and didn’t even have any cake,” the other source said.
Finally when Joe Giudice was pulled off of Joey Gorga, he left the restaurant and didn’t come back, the source said.
A family friend at the party told RadarOnline.com, “Melissa is disgusted and humiliated. Her heart is broken for her son on his christening day.
“It was a special day; it was going wonderfully and perfectly and Teresa lost her mind and wanted to make it about her and does what she does best. She couldn’t stand all eyes on the Gorga family. It was similar to the Posh runway show situation [that aired on Bravo] where she started a fight with Danielle [Staub].
“Teresa couldn’t stand the spotlight on anyone else and she came up and put on her fake thing and started drama on what was a drama-free day.”
First off, where the hell did they find these scary looking skanks? I swear the Bravo producers must be getting desperate or some shit. It looks like this time they had to go to the senior center at Beverly Hills on bingo night and the fucking graveyard to dig up these desperate for attention whoredom bitches.
The first senior grandma we get introduced to is Mrs Lisa VanderDump.We get to see pictures of this hag when she married her Great-Grandpapi VanderDump when she was only 12 years old and he was already like 157. Great-Grandpapi VanderDump must be some kind of a vampire, because his old ass looks about the same when he married this ho’ but he must of forgotten to turn her ass into a vampire because while he looks about the same she aged pretty quickly and not very well. What is this bitch like 60,70? Well She is still the best looking one out of the bunch of these scary skanks.
Bitch tries to sit there and laugh off their serious lack of sex problems with the world. Like it’s some funny shit. Ya’ all know damn well there’s some serious lack of nookie and probly’ some infidelities going on in that marriage and we all can all see right trough this skank trying to glaze it as a joke. And I’m sure their marriage must be a joke seeing how she is all on this ghetto ass show and all.
Mrs. VanderDump says that her husband calls her a sex object because everytime he wants sex she objects. Humm maybe to get back at him for banging the maid? She brags about their sad, sad sexual problems and how sex with that fossil she married it’s a fucking horrible chore. LOL I bet!
Last time she fucked him was 47 years ago when it was his birthday and the Beatles were still a band. Great-Grandpapi tries to say she is a very funny person and how he has to either pay hookers for sex or go to bed crying while he jacks off. Typical Beverly Hills marriage.
Mrs. VaderDump brags about how her and her Great-Grandpapi owned a gay club in London, where they acquire this sleek gay pet who somehow dugged his claws into the wealthy VanderDumps so that he can live the easy sweet life of Riley. I don’t blame the gay pet. Stupid gay-ho’ you’re a genious. His ass should write a book called, ’How to tapeworm your way into a wealthy couples home and live the good life to prevent working like a sucker’.
Mrs VanderDump then says that her and Great-Grandpapi tried to ditch Gay-Pet’s spongy ass and move across 2 continents 17 times. Of course Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet has a sniff radar for suga -moma and papa and still manage to find their rich asses. Mrs. VanderDump then says that they gave up and let Sponge-Bob Gay Pet move in with them. (SUCKERS!) and he’s been happily sponging off them ever since. For 1 year, 9 months, 3 weeks, 2 days and 14 hours. But who’s counting. Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet is also a big SIN-VERGUENZA and says that he is staying put right there with the VanderDumps’ for as long as he can sponge off them. Good for his shameless ass!
Mrs. VanderDump tells Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet that his ass needs to move the fuck out and Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet says he ain’t going nowheres! Maybe she should just pimp his hot gay ass on Hollywood and Vine.
Great Grandpapi VanderDump says that he really hopes Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet is really gay or else he will cut his balls off. Great Grandpapi VanderDump and Mrs. VanderDump seem like nice peeps. But I’m still gonna clown on them for being on this ghetto ass low brow show. That’s what they get!
Next we see Adrienne Maloof or like I like to call her , Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. Bitch brags about how she can take down a 200 pound man . I BET SHE CAN! Shit with all that jungle feline piss they inject into her face I bet she can take a whole cholo gang down.
Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. also brags about how her family is all richer than God and blah, blah, blah. How they have all these businesses from sombrero guys selling oranges on the side of the freeway to pimping skateboarding ho’s on the streets of Vegas and the Palms hotel and casino is their cover up.Yep, yep.
Did ya’ all see how this ho’ didn’t even want her husband to kiss her on the cheek? Was that because her nose may fall off or is there some lack of nookie as a result of infidelities going in that marriage also? She also says with a weird look in her face that her husband Paul and her keep everything separate. OH! That’s why she won’t let him kiss her! Keep everything separate!
Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. then starts arguing with her husband and since last time they argued she beat his ass and she don’t want to end up on an episode on cops she beats up on some random child that’s hanging around their house. I think it was the maids kid or some shit. The whipping boy. They had to make sure to play the beating like 16 or 17 times to make sure we all saw that shit.
Next we see Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. sitting down to have coffee with that grim reaper looking bitch Taylor Morgan and invites her to some bullshit game so they can have shit to film and hopes a cat fight will erupt between some of the bitches . Trust me it will.
Next is Camille Grammer. You know Mrs. Irritable Bowel Syndrome. She was married to that one actor. That dude Kelsey Grammer, who bought her ass from some brothel she used to work at.
She also brags about all the wonderful shit she owns and blah, blah, blah, and how she is a dancer and used to dance for MTV .They show a picture of her from the butthole of the 80′s where she took a bath in a tub of aquanet . I didn’t know they did boob jobs back then?
They also show her dancing around. Bitch dances just like those inflatable arm flailing tube men you see in car lots. But I guess at the brothel where she worked at when she met her soon to be ex-husband she didn’t really need to be a professional dancer or anything like that.
Mrs. Poopie also brags about how she has four nannies for like 2 kids. Umm, I wonder wich one Kelsey is banging on the side?
Mrs. Poopie gets her husbands suitcases ready and packs his silk boxers. Because he was called away to do some . Ejem! business. You know, bang the sancha on the side that he is now leaving this old whore for.
I wonder if he had an affair on her because she took one shit too many while he was doing her. Or Mr. Grammer began to realize the type of ghetto ass low brow show this housewives trainwreck really is (maybe he read the blogs? ) and he didn’t want anything to do with this. Or it could be that it was just time to trade her in for a newer model.Since that’s how these fellows operate in the world of the chi-chi life. Oh well I’m sure the bitch will get her megabucks anyways no matter what.
Next we have 2 sr, citizen washed up, has been, child actresses. Kim and Kyle Richards who are trying hard to cling to their famewhoredom at all cost . Even if it means they have to suck Satan’s Bravo’s red cock while kneeling down on razor blades, broken glass and used needles.
First ho’ Kim Richards says she was in some bullshit called Return to Witch Mountain and in a bunch of other television shows when she was a child actor. Second ho’ Kyle Richards was in Little House on The Prairie playing drunken Mr. Edwards daughter Alicia Edwards.She was also in a bunch of other shit shows that I can’t remember. She also needs some Rogaine really, really bad.
I used to watch that bullshit, Little House on the Prairie when I was a little smart-ass. I have to admit I still get in my weird moods to watch it and I still love it . Specially,when I had a couple rounds with Mr. Bong and I’m all , whoooo!!
The older blonde sister Kim looks like she lives in the ghetto part of Beverly Hills. Her house ain’t as fancy as them other ho’s houses. ’Cause she aint got no man or suga-daddy to pay her bills and she is also a single mother. No wonder she went on this bullshit show out of desperation and to make a buck. I guess she is too old for the pole and porn. The other sister Kim is doing better . She married Mauricio the ex-gardener who works for Mrs Joycelin Wildenstein Jr. selling oranges and avocados on the side of the freeway while wearing a sombrero and is a very successful orange/avocado sombrero vendor. Wow impressive. So miss I need Rogaine don’t need to work. For some reason Kyle and her sister Kim got into a big all brawl and started bitch smacking each other . It was awesome.
Last we have my favorite skank of these senior ho’s, Taylor Armstrong. But from now on I am not addressing her as that boring name above. Her new nickname is Chankla Face and I will alternate with Chankluda also, since she is soo addicted to embalming fluid and chupacabra piss injections .
This bitch goes to Mrs. Jocelyne Wildenstein Jr.husband who happens to be Dr. Frankenstein to get her daily embalming fluid shots to keep her corpse face from decomposing and boy does he go to town on her fugly face, leaving her with these huge boils all over her Chankla Face.
Mrs. Jocelyne Wildenstein Jr. was assisting Dr. Frankenstein that day and when she saw the red bulging green puss boils coming out of this bitches face she screamed in horror. Dr. Frankenstein was of course telling Mrs Joycelin Wildenstein Jr. to shut the fuck up because Chankla Face looks ‘Hot’ and there is nothing wrong all is going well.
Chankla Face who is also an idiot, believes Dr. Quack. After bullshiting her dumb ass, he tells her ‘That will be ten thousand dollars please!’ . And of course she pays him. I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein is the one responsible for surgically injecting those 2 hideous shoe stretchers on the side of Chankla Face’s mouth as far apart as he could. Because he thought it was funny. This Dr. Frankenstein is also the same Dr. who gave Joker Face her Joker Face. Boy he is talented at making bitches look hideous.
I wonder if before all this plastic surgery disasters Chankluda had a normal face. But I doubt it, I bet from the time she was born God smacked her face with the fugly chankla and the bitch never recovered from that.
Chankla Face also lives in constant fear that her man will leave her for a 20 year old ho’. That’s why she is so highly addicted to all the poison injections in a desperate attempt to keep him. News flash bitch he will leave yo’ ass anyways and not for a 20 year old ho’ But for some ho’ same age as your fugly scary ass that doesn’t have that scary clown face that would give children nightmares for the rest of their lives. Hell he probly’ banging the maid Consuela and that bitch is 58 but looks 10 years younger than Chankla Face. By the way if you don’t know what the fuck Chankla means you can ask Consuela she’ll tell you.
Wow what a scary looking clown ass face bitch. And this bitch is supposed to be a trophy wife. Maybe for the scariest Halloween mask trophy. Why is she my favorite you asks? Why? We’ll look at this scary, demented, crypt keeper looking bitch. This bitch makes me feel good about myself. I feel like I’m a hot piece of ass just looking at her scary mug. They should have a picture of her scary Chankla Face at every psychiatrist office who assist women with low self steem in America and she would make a significant contribution to society.
If I ever feel low self steem about my looks or anything stupid like that. Or if I ever get tempted to get Botox injections, I think I will just keep a picture of all the Beverly Hillbillie Scary Ho’s but specially one with Chankla Face only and look at it and that will improve my self steem by 110%. And remind me of what a hot bitch I am.And it will also help me stay away from ever thinking about getting those Formaldehyde fluid injections and ending up like Chankla Face. This tecnique will work the same way parents who wanted their kids to not end up crack heads would scare their kids straight by driving them down the skid row alleys showing them how a crackhead winds up in the gutter after using crack for so many years. Thanks Chankluda you truly make me feel really, really good about my self!
Later on all the ho’s get crammed into a private jet to go see some King’s basketball game, because Mrs Joycelin Wildenstein Jr owns those bitches. In the end they lost the game to the Lakers. While on the plane Kyle kept farting. All the bitches were pissed at her and threw her out of the plane.
When they arrived at the game Mrs. Irritable Shit Syndrome was playing basketball with midgets and doing her famous ‘Wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube-man dance’ she had to show off her moves of course.
Chankluda got all kinds of pissed because Kim kept ignoring her scary ass. Mrs. VanderDump says that Kim went back to Witch Mountain. See what she meant by that is, that what happened was that Kim got to take a closer look at Chankla Face and when she plopped down next to Chankla Face the Acid hit she took earlier, started kicking in. So seeing this scary shit clown face bitch totally freaked her ass out and was giving her a bad trip . Being so close in proximity to that thing could do that to anyone specially when high on LSD. I don’t blame her for freaking out. I would of too.
You know you’re a real celebrity and it’s an honor when South Park is making fun of your ass. Teresa Giudice, Barney Devito, Joker Face, Jacqueline and even the God Mother got clowned on by South Park. Even the fuckers from Jersey Shore were on there .
The bastards from South Park are genius they really captured the essence of Teresa’s crazy at the table flipping party. And the cartoons of Snooki and Joker Face looked just like them. Genius just fucking geniuses those bastards are, God Bless them!
This was by far the funniest episode that South Park ever made. Congrats to all the House Skanks from New Jersey and all the losers from Jersey Shore for reaching true celebrity status by getting clowned on by South Park . Click here for the full episode.
Yes these bitches think that they gonna go swim in the diarrhea infested sewer waters of the Real House Skanks of the Bravo shit rivers and are gonna come out smelling like flowers .
I don’t know how Bravo does it but I guess the Bravo recruiters must have invented a radar that can spot delusional bitches that reek of desperation and fame-whoredom from a 600 feet radius.
One of these bitches Lisa VanderPump or more like VaderDump says that they can end up getting divorced to their rich husbands whether the cameras are there or not. I guess she is right with that shit except that now she is gonna have an army of asshole bloggers (HELLO!) clowning on their stupid ass, while the readers magnify their misery and point and laugh.
This other ho-bag Adrienne Maloof . Says her husband approached her to do the show. I guess he must be wanting to divorce her ass and trade her punk ass in, for a 20 year old that doesn’t look like someone surgically inserted a wooden shoe strecher in her chankla- mouth .
I was looking at these ho’s real close and they all look pretty scary with those L.A. faces like my reader SoCal Mama observed. I noticed that too !
Of all the bitches of all the housewife franchises these bitches from Beverly Hills got to be the most scariest looking skanks that I have ever seen. These bitches have so much botox/embalming fluid, donkey piss, rat poisoning and battery acid or whatever the fuck those plastic surgeons are injecting in their scary faces and lips, and charging their sucker, dumb asses 10 grand per injection, while they lie to them and conviced them that they look good. That they make Lynne Curtin, AlexAss Bellino and even Joker Face look like natural beauties .
UNBE-FUCKEN-LIEVABLE! I can’t believe I just gave the Joker a complement . Armageddon must be on it’s way. God help us all!
We’ll soon get a glimpse of the SoCal glitz and glamor in the new The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but as we’ve seen in past franchises, as the drama unfolds marriages can fall apart too.
But that’s all a part of reality, the leading ladies of Beverly Hills told RadarOnline.comexclusively.
“It’s reality though isn’t it?” said restaurateur and entrepreneurLisa VanderPump who owns Villa Blanca and Sur. “That would have possibly happened if the cameras were there or not. I mean, there are so many women in this franchise now that of course some are going to get divorced or get sick, that’s just what’s going to happen naturally.”
Former OC cast member Jeana Keough divorced her baseball star husband Matt, Catherine Ommanney of the DC series is getting a divorce, and viewers are now watching Atlanta housewife NeNe Leakes’ not-so-marital bliss.
90210 housewife Adrienne Maloof, of the Maloof Family dynasty, said her husband actually approached her to do the show and she wasn’t worried about any curse. But said the Bravo series spotlight can make any relationship challenging.
“I think it’s a little more challenging because it gives the women their own identity,” she said, “… certain people who didn’t have their own identity possibly now have a stronger identity of their own and then the husbands begin to feel like ‘hey, I’m taking a back seat here,’ and it may cause conflict that was unexpected.”
Even more recently fans have seen The Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney’s marital meltdown take place on and off the small screen, even with her estranged Simon accusing the show of exploiting the family.
Beverly Hills’ single mom and former child actress (and Paris Hilton’s aunt!) Kim Richards talked to her kids about participating in the show and the attention it could bring just to make sure everyone was on board.
“I grew up as a child actress so for me for my kids to be on camera was simply something I wasn’t really concerned about in as much as they wanted to participate,” said Kim, whose sister Kyle will also be co-starring with her. “So we sat down as a family to discuss it…they all jumped on board…they participated as much as they wanted to, they weren’t forced to, it was their choice and how much they wanted to along the way.”
Adrienne decided to keep her kids out of the public eye and away from the camera lens.
“I did not want my children too much in front of the camera,” she said. “You may see them once or twice. They’re very young and I just didn’t feel that for me personally that they were ready for that and obviously could not make that decision. So I made the decision to have them in very little.”
Season 1 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres Thursday, October 14 on Bravo.
Yeah, we’ll see if these sorry ho’s will be singing the same bullshit tune when the Bravo curse is happening to one of them and their dynasty family names are getting clowned on and dragged through the shit river. Hope it’s worth it, for their 15 seconds of fame!
Below is a video of Kyle Richards and Taylor Armstrong, talking about how their show is gonna be better and blah, blah, blah. The blonde ho’ Taylor Armstrong really , really looks like they stuck 2 shoe strechers in her mouth.Don’t look at her too long, she may give ya’ all nightmares or turn you into a stone statue with her rubberband lips and clown face.
Not to sound stuck up or anything . But I can’t believe some of these scary bitches are only a couple years older than me and look 20 years more tore up and like they been through world war 3rd twice. I look like I’m 13 next to their scary asses!
And here they’re supposed to be living the good, pampered, rich bitch, spoiled- cunt life and I been working since I was sixteen. Go figure . But I guess money can’t buy you beauty. That’s sad. Oh, well I guess I should thank them for making me feel better about my looks. Thanks bitches!
It was reported earlier by Radaronline that a mob tried to chase Joker Face out of Franklin Lakes with torches and pitchforks because her dilapidated mansion was put up for sale by court order at a reduced price of $1,095,000 . But Joker Face locked up the shack and moved out and refuses to give up the keys . The listing agent told Radaronline that Joker Face “has not let anybody in to show it… It’s on the market, we just can’t get in,.. Up until this point we haven’t been able to get any realtors or any buyers in. My understanding is that [she] moved out and I’m waiting to get a copy of the keys.”
The unfortunate sucker that used to be married and mated with this thing, contacted the real state agent and said that he ‘“wants his share of the money out of the house…Thomas contacted me when the court ordered the sale in February and he signed the listing paperwork,”
The ex also stated that he doesn’t want to comment and get involved. Poor guy he is probly’ traumatized from dealing with this evil bitch.
The agent then contacted Joker Face to get her to comply. But of course psycho ass just told the realtor to fuck off: “I called her [Danielle] to get her to cooperate with the order and she pretty much cast me aside and said she didn’t intend to sell and planned to refinance and pay her husband off and that was that.”
But since Joker Face wanted to play asshole, the agents had to go before a judge to force this ho’ to cooperate . A lock box was supposed to be provided but that also fell through:“She [Danielle] refused to cooperate and give us keys. Ultimately after playing around for a couple months, in August they went back into court and a consent order was arrived at between Danielle’s attorney and her ex-husband’s attorney where she was basically ordered out of the house,.. My understanding is that she only moved out a couple weeks ago and for lack of better expression, is dragging her feet getting the remainder of her personal effects out of the house so that we can show it,.. I imagine if she doesn’t give us the keys sooner than later they’ll end up having to go back into court…without a court order from the court she doesn’t seem to cooperate in any form.”
The agent also said that the house is all fucked up and they have not been able to hire a cleaning service: “If you go by the house now, the landscaping is all overgrown; it’s in a state of disrepair,”
After all this shit this bitch is still uncooperative. She has made sure to make it difficult for these agents to do their job and get this rambshackle sold. But what do you expect from this ho’. Click here for pictures of the house.
Whoever buys that house is gonna have to make sure that they hire a Priest and a Shaman and maybe even a Rabbi, to do an exorcism to get rid of all the evil demons from hell, that came out of Joker Face’s scary ass in the years she lived there and are still lurking in the house. They better make sure to sprinkle holy water and cast a salt circle around the house or else that shit is gonna be like the Amityville Horror.
I feel sorry for these poor agents and anybody that has to deal with this psychotic difficult nightmare beast from hell. May God help them.
Daniel Aguilar the ex drug dealer who was screwed over by Joker Face when a drug deal went wrong that landed Aguilar in prison for 9 years. While the Joker walked away laughing after snitching on everybody, is now talking about how this ho’ bag almost got killed by his men for being nothing but a ‘Prostitute and a bitch’. Ooh! dumb ass Joker Face, sounds just like her to hang around drug dealers who couldn’t give 2 shits about her life.
The man who knew Danielle Staub as a hooker in Miami – before she was famous – has claimed a drug cartel wanted the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dead after a botched drug deal.
Daniel Aguilar was questioned under oath in a marathon deposition in Diamond Bar, California last month, in association with a slander suit against the star filed by her ex-husband Kevin Maher.
In explosive testimony, obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Aguilar recounted how in the 1980s the mother-of-two — then a prostitute, known as Angela Minelli — became involved with the notorious Medellin Cartel, which was run by criminal leader Pablo Escobar.
She was introduced to the organized network of drug suppliers and smuggled by Aguilar, who was an “enforcer” of the clan.
He said Staub would often do drugs at his safe house – a haven of “drugs, weapons, cash” – including marijuana cigarettes that she’d “sprinkle” with cocaine.
Aguilar saw her do “more than 50 or 100 times,” he told authorities.
“We became intimate friends… she would do her drugs… and sometimes I’d wonder was she hanging out for the drugs, which most girls back then did,” he stated, in the documents.
In his deposition, Aguilar recalled how Staub soon went from dabbling in drugs to wanting to sell them, which led to her becoming a marked target for his cartel.
He said, “She started talking about, you know, ‘I need to get money. I need money to do things.
“So she came to me and she says, ‘I have this guy and he wants to buy big weight… four kilos of cocaine.”
But the deal went bad when the $100,000 worth of cocaine was stolen during the transaction, leaving an infuriated Staub to claim she had been “ripped off”.
Aguilar recounted, “Even my men were saying, ‘We should just kill her. Get her out of the way. She’s nothing but a prostitute and a b**ch.’”
Aguilar said he saved her from likely death after pleading with drug kingpins to ‘find out what happened here’.
“I cared about this woman at the time and I believed her at this point,” he said.
“I didn’t want her life to end… I still thought that it was going to work out.”
Ultimately, the FBI arrested Aguilar and he was spent nine years in prison after being convicted of extortion and intent to distribute cocaine.
Staub, however, cooperated with prosecutors and was spared jail in exchange for five years probation and mandatory cocaine testing.
“I was told by my people that she was dead,” Aguilar said, in the deposition, “My people are my cartels.”
When asked how he interpreted that, he said: “Her life was about to end.”
“(I’m told) she’s flipping (and) turned federal witness… that’s when my people wanted her dead; they had called me weak for letting her live… (and) they told me, we should have had her dead to begin with.”
According to Aguilar, he footed $100,000 in order to save Staub’s life – a fee he now wants her to payback.
“What I did was to protect her, protect me,” he said.
As RadarOnline.com revealed, Staub and her ex-husband were involved in failed settlement talks Wednesday.
Maher is suing Staub for $5 million over her accusations that he raped her on broken glass and hanged her dog.
The matter is now headed to a February trial where Aguilar, a witness for Maher, is almost certain to be questioned about the reality television star’s sordid past, again.
He said: “Ain’t nobody that stupid enough to make themselves publicly known after doing what they did.”
I agree with Aguilar on that one. You gotta be a stupid pendejo to go on national TV after doing all these prostitution whoring shenanigans.
Joker Face is also part of the dead beat club of bitches that don’t like to pay their bills on time . Life & Style posted earlier today that around 11 this morning Joker Face woke up to the Repo man taking her Rover. Joker Face pleaded with the Repo man trying to work something out. She probably even offered to give them a blow job with her lizardy dried up prune lips . But the Repo men were there to do their job and not to get corpse crotch herpes from some 60 year old retired prostitution whore. So they turned her down for the BJ’s and took her Rover anyways. Here is the original article by Life & Style:
Looks like Teresa Giudice isn’t the only member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey facing some serious monetary problems. Life & Style has exclusively learned that at approximately 11am EST this morning, Danielle Staub‘s Range Rover was repossessed from the house where she has been staying.
“You should have seen the begging,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “Danielle pleaded with the repo guys but they had their job to do, and they did it.”
It’s been a struggle for Danielle ever since the court took control of her final checks earned from Bravo’s hit series The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She fell behind on her car payments and has been left penniless.
