Jacqueline Laurita’s 19 year daughter, Ashley Holmes was found guilty  of pulling  Danielle Staub’s (Joker Face) hair extensions out and was fined $189.00 including $33 dollars for court fees, which I am sure that her mom and dad paid for. So she probably don’t give a shit anyways when she starts working for the family business, it’s not like they gonna do a background check on her ass and in that ‘Family’ it’s not like it matters either. 

If I was the Judge I would of given Ashley an award for yanking that Bitches hair extentions out, since all the Bitches in the NJ House Ho cast and shit load of the audience been wanting to yank that Ho’s weave out since the show’s first episode.Oh come on! Admit it you know you all had fantasies about yanking that ho’s weave out, we all have! Ashley was the only one with the ‘Cojones’ to do that shit. Damn right!

I see a future NJ House Bitch here.

Also earlier last week Joker Face was in a car wreck while driving somewhere with her daughter. But don’t worry she survived so when she comes back we can keep poking fun at her ass.

Joker Face must of hit her head pretty hard on the dashboard of her car, because lately Bitch is running around saying  some delusional bullshit, that she is a ‘Born Again Virgin’. Joker Face needs to shut her mouth and quit trying to be something she is obviously not, she should just stick to what she knows best, ‘whore’ is all she knows best, and that’s what she should stick with, her dumb ass saying she is a virgin all over again is like leaving Charles Manson in charge of a daycare.

That Bitch is like McDonald’s her new introductory phrase should be ‘Over 1 billion customers served, and counting’that should the shit she says at the beginning. I bet once they take that Bitch off the 64 different type of  pain meds she is on, for her car wreck, she should be back to normal and be her old whory self again; and then she will become a ‘Born Again Slut”.

Once upon a time when Joker Face was young she used to be a homeless ho’ who survived the streets by giving  hobos hand jobs for 2 dollars a pop for a hit of crack. And now she is bragging about that, and more, in her new book that will make her millions. I hope she uses some of that money from her book to fix ‘em eyebrows. Her eyebrows look like they’re trying to jump of her forehead because they’re tired of her shit! 

Here is the original article from ET click link for video:

Danielle Staub of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” is writing a new book and telling all about it to ET.

Staub, who at times found herself at odds with her “New Jersey” castmates, stepped out at the New York premiere of ‘Youth in Revolt’ on Tuesday night, and told ET that she is working on a memoir with Simon & Shuster.

“There are a lot of shocking, a lot of hard things that people are going to have to digest, but it really happened to me and it’s going to be written the way that I remember it, from birth all the way through,” Danielle tells ET.

Not wanting to give too much away, she did tell ET that she was once homeless: “I’ll give a little secret to you … at one point in time in my life, I actually was homeless. That might be a shocking thing for people to know, and I want people to embrace whatever it is they’re going through, not because I went through it, but, because I survived it, you can too. I’ve been low.”

 LOOK TWINS!

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…

Happy New Year Bitches!

Joker Face Danielle Staub and Slade Slimey’s brother from another mother Jon Gosselin were spotted hanging out and dancing at New York nightclub, Tenjune Tuesday night.

What else do you expect from these two fucktards? Of course they gonna hang out together they both are scandalous, super whores with itchy crotches.

Check out this video from TMZ. When the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she was hanging out and partying with Jon Grosselin she answers all giggly ” um… perhaps” then she says ” a little dancing, socialicing”. And you know the bitch was getting all blushy because she was probably flirting with douche Jon.

Then the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she would date Jon and she says he is too young for her. Wasn’t she blowing that 26 year old guy? Maybe Jon Grosselin only had $15 bucks on him that night and that’s all he could pay her for the night;and she don’t want to see him again because he is broke.

When  Douchey Jon Grosselin comes out of the watering hole, the TMZ guy says “happy holidays” to Douchey and Douchey is all pissed off. Then the TMZ dude starts to banter him about hanging out with the prostitution whore. And Douchey answers the exact way any man would answer anybody after paying a raunchy coke whore for sex, he says all shady ” I can’t say anything” the TMZ dude just keeps fucking with him and says to Jon “that sucks man!”. Then Douchey just stands there like a dumb ass for a few seconds babbling some shit about not talking about the Hailey Glassman thing.

The conversation between the TMZ guy and Douchey starts to get boring. Then out of the blue the TMZ guy asks Douchey “did you buy any weed?” And then I don’t know exactly what happened . Perhaps some weed exchange?

Next thing I know the TMZ guy is offering Douchey his extra weed and Douchey has his hands in his pocket all suspicious like some weed exchange was going on. I don’t think the TMZ guy is stupid enough to give Jon his weed he was just fucking with Jon. That TMZ crew sure likes to screw with the famewhores . God bless those TMZ bastards!

Hey Robinbeau! Happy New Year!

Although I had been rumored that, not all the New Jersey Bitches were going to come back, it appears that they may be all coming back for season 2 after all. This season is sure to bring some major Bitch drama from these mamas. Specially with all the bitch-smacking hair pulling drama between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Joker Face Danielle  and Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley finally wooping Joker Face’s ass!

Dina Manzo tweeted:

“Not allowed to say if I am or not but let’s put it this way…I just finished doing all the promo shoots for season 2,”

NJ.com reported that all of these crazy ho’s will be back for a second season.

Kim Zolciak  is living her dream of  torturing audiences while their ears bleed with her Karaoke  one hit wonder “Tardy for the Party” at Splash in New York she happily announced that she once again kicked Big Poppa to the curb and  found    “someone” else to replace him. Andy Cohen happened to be there (how convenient!) and asked Kim who the lucky man was and Kim replied “who says it is a man?. ”

The rest of the evening Kim was seen smooching and cuddling  with a woman named DJ Tracy Young. Tracy happens to be a rich Bitch so this could be Kim’s new Big Momma. Dina Manzo was also in attendance. Methinks that Kim will sleep with anyone with money it doesn’t matter if that money has a wee-wee or a hoo-ha attached to it Kim will hump that money. Gay for pay!

Bethenny Frankel has once again posed nude for PETA for an ad that reads “Fur? I rather go naked” were she is showing her bare ass.Bethenny says that she is excited that she was already pregnant during the shoot “It’s so tasteful and beautifully done. I am especially pleased because it doesn’t look like there’s been any airbrushing, and I was already pregnant when I shot it. I am excited to know that I’ll be there on a billboard while everybody is doing their Christmas shopping and celebratingthe new year.”

Teresa Guidice had this to say about it via Twiter:

“Help me understand this, Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was ‘already pregnant’ at the time. She says she’s now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she’s four months pregnant now, she would’ve been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic.”
“Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I’m not buying the airbrushing thing in any case.”

So while some people are doing their shopping freezing their asses off in the brutal New York winter  they have to look at this huge billboard of Bethenny’s naked ass, feel guilty they are wearing fur and drop their fur coats in the middle of winter in New York? I don’t know about that; and I  am also not buying the airbrushing bullshit either. Bethenny I love you and everything, but that shit looks totally airbrushed and sperm doesn’t have calories. There, Teresa I told her!

Although, unlike Teresa, Bethenny does not get pregnant every five minutes  so being pregnant during the shoot was a big deal for Bethenny even if it was just 1 hour pregnant.

The 58-foot-tall billboard was unveiled earlier today at Broadway and 53rd Street in Times Square.

Kim Zolciak and Dina Manzo.

HA HA HA HA !

Last month November 11  the Jersey bitches were at a fashion show that took place at the Hamburg Turnpike Country Club taping for the next episode of Real Housewives Ho’s of New Jersey.

Joker Face Danielle Staub  must of said or did something stupid that set the other Bitches off (Why did I know this was going to happen?)  Jacqueline and Teresa got pissed off and waited for Joker Face outside the restroom confronted her, pushed her and pulled on her weave, but only meant to shift it a little. Joker Face told the judge she ran away afraid for her life then  she broke her hill and hid in the parking lot. I thought she said she was a badass?

A body guard found her and brought her back inside to finish getting her ass kicked by the other Bitches taping then Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley went after Joker Face and according to Joker Face Ashley said to her  “I’m going to kill you” Ashley then jumped her and ended up ripping her weave out and bitch was sitting there BAALD!. I hope Bravo captured all the insanity! Joker Face called the cops and pressed charges against 19 year old Ashley and the judge issued a summons against Ashley on charges of harassment and simple assault.

Ashley admitted she pulled Joker Face’s weave but says she did it because she thought that Joker Face hit her mom.

See, this is the kind of shit that the Bitches of Orange County don’t do, but need to! Soon. Maybe Lynne’s boozing daughter can rip Gretchen’s weave out and Gretchen can rip Tamra’s and Tamra can rip Gretchen’s armpit hair! BUT THEY DON’T DO IT! What a rip off. I want my dollar back!

Sources NJ.com and NYDailyNews

According to a new exciting development, Teresa is not losing her huge Marble Castle but some little shack with linoleum floors and that is a good thing.Thank God! Now I’m happy again. It sorta bummed me out when it was believed that her huge mansion was being lost. I wanted to see more filming inside that Mansion because it is so ridiculously huge and fascinating and hopefully if this is true and Teresa is not losing her  enormous catering hall, we will get to see her throw all kinds of shit around like, rolls of  hundred dollar bills out of her ass as well as big ass lavish parties; and flip tables at Bitches that get out of hand, filmed inside that insanely huuge mansion of hers.

Here is the original article originally posted by my reader LovinlifeinNY from NJ.com

Teresa Giudice not losing dream home; ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ drama debunked

“Real Housewives of New Jersey” Teresa Giudice, best known for table-flipping and her free-spending ways, has not been served with foreclosure papers on her Towaco chateau, as RadarOnline.com reported Thursday.

There are foreclosure papers that say Giudice owes $127,500, but they are for a property Giudice apparently owns in Lincoln Park, a good five miles (and a couple of socioeconomic levels) away. According to records obtained by the Star-Ledger, the property in question appears to be a .47-acre piece of land (roughly the size of Giudice’s master bedroom, from what saw of the mansion last season) off Pine Brook Road. She bought the property in 2005 for $170,000, and what’s more, it’s just one in a string of properties the industrious Giudice has bought in recent years. Teresa Giudice, house flipper? Who knew.

Giudice is still happily ensconced in the lavish mansion she shared with husband Joe and her four daughters, Gia, Gabriella, Milania and newborn Audriana. Our sources also tell us that she’s already back at work filming the second season of the ratings blockbuster. Check out who else we hear is returning.