Taylor Armstrong’s grieving family-in-law are looking for answers on Russell’s suicide. According to Russell Armstrong’s family they are NOT so convinced that Russell took his own life and since it looks like they may not be able to sue Bravo to blame them for Russell’s suicide  they are now looking for someone else to blame and are hiring a private investigator to find out if Russell was murdered. I’m waiting for them to blame Chankla Face for murder accompliced by Bravo for ratings.

From TMZ:

Also more juicy details regarding Chankla Face’s and Fernanda’s little hook-up. According to The National Enquirer these two bitches were seeing smooching and touching on each other under the table while the pair partied at a Newport Beach, Calif., fashion show. They were also said to leave together in Fernanda’s truck and were making out before driving away.

From The National Enquirer:

The National Enquirer posted some gossip about Fernanda Rocha (the wannabe lesbian OC housewife) and Chankla Face having a lesbian hook up four days before Russell killed himself! According to the Enquirer Chankla and Fernando were, “dirty dancing and kissing passionately at a Newport Beach fashion show.”

RumorFix.com called Chankla’s PR ho’s and asked them if the rumor was true and the rep said “It’s ridiculous!”. Of course they are going to say that. DUH! We likes it better with the gay rumor! RumorFix send me a link to the video of Chankla and Fernanda dancing in a group of people, supposedly, but it only showed the fashion show these two bitches where supposedly dirty dancing at and Fernanda dancing towards the end.

Yeah, well I don’t know about Fernanda she seems sneaky like she is trying to join this show to seduce bitches. And she knows she may have a chance with some of these drunken broken hearted house hos because she is an approachable hot lipstick lesbian like the ones in the pornos, not like a scary-hairy, butchy one like the ones you find in prison.  Seriously if my ass had to go gay I be hitting on that bitch too and if she knows how to cook then my ass be moving in. SEE WHAT I MEAN! That bitch tried to seduce me too via blog. SNEAKY BITCH! I’m still clowing on her punkass regardless.

Also a CEO from Personixx.com, a company that Chankla did a voice recording for a few months ago felt sorry for Chankla Face’s daughter Kennedy, and is going to start a fund for Kennedy’s future school tuition’s. I gotta say that is very nice of him, but he better make sure he  triple secures the money to go to the kid’s private fund or else that money may end up in a syringe in Chankla Face’s rubber-band lips to keep them at eighty pounds each.

Even though Lynne Curtains is living in the van down by the river and she is no longer on the show, she still needed to ask Tamra what’s up with her and Fernanda. Plus this may get her some camera time so she can hop back on the show and make some much needed dinero.

Lynne informs Tamra that Fernando has bragged about the make out session Tamra and Fernanda shared on Tamra’s birthday, while Tamra was still married to Simon. Lynne also tells Tamra that Fernando’s crazy lesbian ass was not only bragging to Lynne, but also to the community about the Tamra-Fernanda love affair.

When Lynne asks if Tamra is gay, Tamra straight up tells her NO I’M JUST A WHORE! Then she starts singing ‘Blame it on al al al al alcohol, blame it on al al al alcohol’.  But at least no “nipple tweaking.” occurred between her and Fernando, so that means Tamra is straight. But just a whore.

Tamra must now break up with Fernando. Tamra also mentions that ever since her and Eddie became an item Fernando acts weird then she  brags that Eddie told her that the reason why Fernando acts like a whinny bitch since her and Eddie got together is because Fernando is ‘in love’ with Tamra. But that statement may be more Tamra bragging about herself.

Peggy pounds on Alexis door and demands to speak and confront Alexis on the whole thing with Jimbo not being present at her dinner party and disrespecting her and blah, blah, bla. Methinks she wants to get the dirt on this bitches marital problems. AlexAssLips starts twitching because every-time Peggy is around, the bitch gets the jealousy crazies and starts getting argumentative and all competitive with Peggy.

Peggy asks Alexis why Jim wasn’t at the party, and she says that she doesn’t believe that whopper about  ’work’  keeping Jimbo from attending the party. Specially since that fool,  ‘never had a real job’ even when he and Peggy used to knock fugly boots together. Then, AlexAssLips can’t take the heat anymore and blabs out that Jimbo hates the other bitches and that’s why he didn’t want to attend this bullshit party.

Peggy bitches at AlexAss about how Jimbo is an asshole to Micah, and AlexAssLips orders Peggy to shut the fuck up because Jimbo has owned four Lamborghini’s.  And they all got repoed. But still even though all of Jimballs Lambs got repoed; AlexAssLip’s husband still has to be the Alpha male. And Jimbo has the pathetic and desperate Alpha male complex down to an art-form so is very easy for him to flip out on Micah like that.

After AlexAssLips brags, about how perfect and Christian her perfect family is, she starts whining about how she doesn’t have time for a social life. Why, with all her children and nannies, and the fashion designing skeam plus the 18 hours a day of workout plus ad the five hours of puke sessions that go along with that, the poor thing has no time for a social life.

Peggy sits there with her mouth wide open because she wants to punch that ho’ in the mouth. How come these people give off a weird vibe every time they are around each other? And it goes beyond the vibe of the two bitches being jealous of each other. Specially AlexAssLips who seems to show more jelaousy towards that bony ass corpse they propped from the coffin named Peggy.The vibe is definitely icky. Did they swapped partners? EEEWWWWW!!!!

Vicki still hates Donn and now she is more pissed at him for embarrassing her at the dinner party calling her a ‘bitch’ and acting a fool. But she’s always hated him. Donn tries to talk to her and she just ignores him while she fumbles around in the kitchen. Donn gets all sad and takes off to his new job washing cars on the corner of the street for five bucks a car. Ten for wax. Fifty for happy ending. Yep, he gives the best blowjobs and car-wash on that corner!

Next, the Drunken Beinge Winery Hoping Adventures, starting Vicki and her ignorant racist undertone comments made to the Puerto Rican Winery worker who makes the mistake of innocently asks the bitches if they are ready to ‘go to the dark side’. Meaning dark wine. However, Vicki has to turn it into a race comment telling Tamra that since the wine attendant is ‘brown’ Tamra is going to jump him because Tamra likes the ‘dark’ meat. The wine guy is clearly pissed and wants to punch Vicki in the face because the bitch is totally insensitive and oblivious or just doesn’t care about how offensive and racist this comment came out. Everyone else is embarrassed for her. But, stupid Vicki just keeps going making the room cringe. And nobody calls her out on her ignorance.

Peggy is also invited to tag along in this winery hoping expedition and she decides to stick her tongue so far up Vicki’s ass with her constant, pestering interrogations of Vicki’s crumbling marriage that she ends up pissing Vicki off. Vicki cries.

Slimey’s mom shows up at his house and demands of Gretchen food and wine chop, chop. And she also demands that Gretchen makes more money to support her loser son. Gretchen downs some wine and now that she is nice and drunk she bails out to avoid her possible future mother-in-law and drives off in her car to the market to get more wine. While drunk.

Slimey’s own mama tells him that everyone in America thinks  that he’s a loser and Gretchen’s little house bitch. Then, she tells him that it’s no wonder Gretchen’s parent’s don’t like his ass because he needs to get a job.  She also mocks him by asking him if he thinks Gretchen’s dad will hand  his stupid ass the family business. Finally, she hands him an application for McDonalds that she got from Eddie.

Next Tamra meets Fernanda for lunch and to break up with her. Tamra tells Fernando that the bathroom kiss meant nothing. Since kissing a girl for fun doesn’t count when you’re drunk. Then, Tamra tells Fernando to quit being in love with her and Fernando says Tamra was just a bootie-call anyways and not a good one after all.

AlexAssLips is doing a photo-shoot to peddle her awful dresses. She first has lunch with her Pee Wee Herman gay assistant Dylan and tries to talk him out of going to his college class that night because she believes in her tiny little pea brain that she is a better education since he is internshipping with her broke ass.

But, the smart assistant decides he is going to class because that bitch is broke anyways and he knows that she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing and that her so called fashion line will go down the toilet to join Sheree Whitfield’s line. After the wise assistant bails out, AlexAssLips is left to do her photo-shoot with Towel. Damn that bitch does look just like Octomom. Is that her?

AlexAssLips must be really holding  a lot of bottled up anger because of all the shit she has to put up with, from Jimballs. Since she constantly acts like an angry, jealous, controlling, competitive, shrew every-time she’s around certain females and Towel just like Peggy, seems to be one of them. AlexAssLips must be jealous of that other bitche’s huge-ass lips, that’s what it must be.

During the photo-shoot-out Alexis tries to control and direct the poses that Towel is doing when she doesn’t even know how to pose herself! I swear that bitch would not make it as a model they would fire her stupid ass she kept making these stupid faces like she was a blow up doll while  she was squatting taking a shit. She just looked stupid.

I hate to say it, but even stupid ass Kelly Bensimoron can model and do poses.  And she’s a moron! But stupid AlexsAssLips cannot even do that!  How sad, maybe she really needs her Master of Puppets Jimbo there or else she may really forget to how to breathe!

AlexAssLips failed attempts to control the photo shoot are foiled by her controlling husband Jimbo, who turns the photo-shoot into a cover for a porn flick. He even sets off the hotel smoke alarms by catching the carpet on fire with his cigars. (It wasn’t the smoke machine that set it off.)

AlexAssLips is not liking that shit, but she says she has to ‘listen’ and obey her fugly husband or else he may give her a black-eye to go with her fat lip. So AlexAssLips just bends over and takes it.

But that’s okay she will take it out later on Towel or Peggy or whoever the unfortunate bitch that happens to be in front of her is  at that time.

Meanwhile Gretchen has dragged house-bitch and Slave Slimey I mean Slade,  to Texas to peddle her fugly bitch bags. Gretchen is having fun detaching Slimey’s balls and playing catch with them and passing them around  all the other people in the studio where she is filming an infomercial. Gretchen calls Slimey her ‘roadie’ and her house-bitch etc. Then, she demands he curls her hair like he did that morning.

Slimey is still in denial and insist that Jo De La Rosa was the one who emasculated and bossed him around, not Gretchen. Yeaahh sure whatever you say buddy!

Peggy gets wind that AlexAssLips had a photo-shoot and so she decides to clean up her freshly embalmed corpse and does a photo-shoot in her good whore-lingerie. Who needs to pay their house note when you can have pictures of a dried up mummified skank that’s been up for 6 weeks straight tweeking on meth and it shows.

Peggy brags that most girls may have the looks but can’t pose for shit. She must have being directing that dig at Alexis. And Peggy is right, she should know, wasn’t she like a famous model that traveled the world and was in various music videos.

Wait what? She wasn’t? Yeah well even though she was just some unknown, wannabe model who was never told that some guy taking pictures of you in your underwear in a Easy 8 motel room so he can look at them later doesn’t count as modeling;  at least Peggy knows how to pose and in that gorgeous lingere and thinning, stringy, hair Peggy looks like an old 57 year old  crack-addict, hooker, with botched-surgery tits and no ass that just took her last hit of crack and the funeral parlor just got done embalming her and they’re getting ready to bury her all decked out  in her best lingerie.

Since Tamra Barney has being letting Eddie Judge bang her, he has wasted no time in riding Tamra’s shit-listed coattails and meeting all the Bravolebrities that keep this shit-storm swirling like clockwork of chaos for our sick and enjoyable entertainment.

Check out the one picture where everyone is passing Tamra’s bra around, I guess no one would buy her nasty ass bra on Ebay so she tried to give it away to drunken people . Aren’t they afraid if they touch that bra they may catch the squirby from that bitch?

Yep, sounds like Tamra, always pulling some trailer park stunt like getting drunk and taking off her bra in front of a crowd of drunk-asses. And she still expects us to believe she ‘forgot’ the cameras were in the room when she stripped naked and let Eddie hump her on camera in front of God and everyones’ grandmother!

We get to see a loong clip of all the bullshit that went on last season. Then we move on to these bitches snooty introductions. You know, the ones where they try to make everyone watching feel inferior next to them and like our lives do not live up to theirs because we are not fabulous and driving Bentleys while defaulting on our mortgage like our newest house skank this season, who is also a professional fronter Peggy Tanous . I guess since she rather have a Bentley than pay her house note her flat ass is gonna be living in her Bentley while parked down the river with all her kids.

Tamra brags that she is now a ‘Free Bitch’, and can fuck whoever she wants. Including her new boyfriend Eddie Judge whom she’ll be doing on various bath tub porn flicks on line. Because I know there is a raunchy video of those 2 dipshits coming up in the near future. The Tarot told me!

Vicki keeps bragging about how she makes her own money , ok what else is old? Gretchen spews some bullshit about not apologizing for being an idiot. And Alexis mumbles some gibberish while pretending to speak in tongues, about how her husband is the second coming of Jesus and she is his slave, or some other nonsense like that.

‘ Tamra the Free Bitch’ is inviting everyone to some shopping party, including Gretchen whom she still hates. Except now she blames her hatred of Gretchen on Simon’s mind  controlling powers of evil. And since she left Simon her ass is now free to make amends with Gretchen . Or so she says. But Gretchen is all , whatever bitch I know you still hating on me and quit prank calling me!

Tamra is still friends with Holier Than Thou Sanctimonious Mother Of Virtue Alexis Bellino. Who sheds her words of wisdom about how in ‘Biblical terms divorce is not something that people are supposed to do, but my friendship with Tamra absolutely survived”.

Soooo,what she is saying is that Tamra is lucky to even still be friends with her skank ass, because she shuns people in her circle who get divorces from their spouses ???!!! Because other people are not lucky to have a wholesome marriage like her and Reverend Jimblob The Hideous, who is allowed to lay hands on her to keep her ass in check???!!! Is this what this transparent, ducked lipped ignoramus just said? It’s her first camera interview and she is already talking sanctimonious preachy hipocrytical shit. What’s gonna happen when  she has to  dump Jimbo’s ass because he’s broke? Will she be back at the Marriott turning tricks?

Vicki doesn’t want to play with Tamra because Tamra is a backstabber as proven last season.

Tamra brags about how her new hot Spanish speaking boyfriend, is letting her trash his house to throw a party. And Gretchen is afraid Tamra is just inviting her to get her ‘Naked Wasted’ like that one time. Tamra says that if everyone just gets liquored up they will just all be in love again and a big orgy will happen.

Gretchen is peddling her pleader handbags, because crystal meth is some expensive shit. Plus what about Slade . He needs his meth too . Vicki says that the Gretchen shitty hand bags for meth collection, are  gonna end up at the 99 cent store for 50 cents a pop.

Gretchen says she is desperately pimping those bags to whoever will buy them, so that she can support Slade Slimey. Whose sexual services  are not  free, and whose whole income comes from Gretchen since he has no job and is on welfare .Plus Gretchen has to prove a point to everyone, that she is not a golddigger since she is getting banged by a  Real Broke Ass of the Orange Cunties in the Orange Cuntie .

But the truth is, this bitch is still a golddigger. Just not a very good one. And Slimey is the guy she wanted to really bone and allow to drain her out of the last penny of grandpa Beitzel’s money, after he croaked of course. Shit I bet  Slimey was probably already lurking around, sniffing around till Granpapi Money died so that he can get at that money. Specially since that whole music career with Jo De La Rosa wasn’t working out.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t even put it past Gretchen  and Slimey to have already been bumping  fuglies  before Granpapi Money died . And while Wretched Gretchen was still dating her old flame Jay Photoglou. Did this gutter skank get a boob job? Because her boobs look plastic and larger!

Next is our beloved Vicki the Evil Empress who eats popcorn out of a skull. Her husband or should I say her then-husband and now ex-husband Don, is seeking some appreciation for cleaning Vicki’s filthy car and her response to that is: Yeah so what! ‘that’s your duty!’ whinny bitch now help me put the living room back together so it can look nice when my boyfriend comes over . Don yells at her ‘ WHY ARE YOU MOVING THIS SHIT IN YOUR HIGH HEELS YOU DUMB BITCH!” I would be asking her the same shit too.

Right after he yells  at her for being stupid, Vicki  is on the camera interview bragging about how her and Don renewed their wedding vows and how they respect each other and are the happiest, and she allows him to hold his dick and sometimes even take it out when she lets  him  go out with his friends. Meantime more scenes are playing that totally contradict what this bitch is saying on her camera interview, while the ‘You’re a dumb ass music’ is playing in the background as we watch her and Don bickering until it turns into a big ole’ fight and it is OBVIOUS that these 2 hate each other . Plus we all know this all ends up in divorce court. So let’s move right along.

Then we see a short scene of Tamra getting all of her Simone tattooes removed. She really spends a lot of time and money going back and forth getting tattooes put on and then taken off . This bitch won’t learn. How much you wanna bet, if she keeps dating Eduardo Navarro this is going to be the next tat she gets :

Next AlexAss is burning toast because the dumb ass doesn’t have anybody helping her anymore and doing all the behind the scenes junk that she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Like cooking, cleaning, being a full time mom. You know the real housewife tedious shit that can cut into her ‘me’ time which includes her 8 hours at the gym and 4 hours getting botoxed injections, so she can stay beautiful for her master Jimbo; since rumor has it that the gravy train is running dry these days for her  husband’s  con artist skeam  bizness . Which means they’re broke asses just fronting the shit and  as the result of all this broke-assery these pozers  had to let go of the 4 nannies and keep only one part time one. Or so she says.

Alexis is overwhelmed because since she farted out those kids she never had to deal with them and now for the first time she is left alone to deal with them and since she never really hang out with them before she doesn’t even understand what the fuck they’re saying because they all speak Spanish because that’s all they heard from Maria, Rosa, Socorro and all the series of Spanish speaking nannies that being dealing with those kids since they were born. So naturally  she doesn’t know how to deal with those strange children, who are barking and biting at each other.

Jim Jr. looks just like Jimbo! Poor kid! The only thing I can hope for is that , when those children hit puberty that they rebel against their parents, to not be like them at all. And listen to whatever form Heavy Metal of their time morphs into. Or whatever type of music that would make a Bible-thumping, hypocrite, shit themselves from the anger of being offended. That is what I hope for. They’re young I have hope for them.

Right after that incident AlexAss starts getting all preachy again and bringing up the Bible and Jesus and how every morning she wakes up doing what Jesus would do. Really? So I guess Jesus would be on a reality show with big ass, fake, scary, porno size, tits and getting hammered in the middle of the day. While talking smack about other skanks and being all confrontational and starting all kinds of drama and fights with those same skanks for entertainment . Alexis  needs to shut up and stop insulting Jesus already!

And her duck lipped pie hole doesn’t stop there. She goes on to preach some more about how the Bible says that its the man’s job to be the head of the household and the woman’s job is second. Where in the Bible did she see this exactly? I know she must of asked Jimbo the same question when he sold her that lie. And his answer to that, was that it says it, in the back of the Bible somewhere and the bitch just took his word for it and didn’t bother or wanted to bother looking it up. Since her master Jimbo told her LOOK IT UP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS BITCH! , as he raised his fist above her freshly injected botoxed face.

GRETCHEN VS TAMRA ROUND 2. This time Gretchen says she is gonna be a bitch!

 Gretchen gets ready for Tamra’s shopping party and she takes this bitch Shawna with her in case ‘the other bitches get crazy’ so that Shawna can scrap with their ass . Gretchen is all excited snorting line after line of meth and getting ready because she is looking forward to   go and start throwing punches the minute she sees Tamra. Plus Shawna is gonna watch her back . Vicki doesn’t want to attend Tamra’s party because she is afraid her staff will be slacking off while she is gone and she wants to stay and micromanage. Plus none of her employees can hold and crack the wip as well as Vicki can.

Tamra is also getting ready for the shopping party and has some shirtless dude serving drinks .

Fernando shows up looking like a hot tranni mess and Tamra and Fernando proceed to flirt. Shirtless bartender misses his boyfriend, but says he is willing to  jump in the middle of the Tamra and Fernando sandwich. Fernando is cool with it. See I knew she was bi!

We’re still having that 3 some later on with him, when everyone leaves right?

Tamra says she is not trying to get Gretchen Naked Wasted ever again and will  be the nice person this time.

Little did Tamra know that Gretchen was getting her own self Naked Wasted since the bitch showed up drunk off her ass and ready to scrap with Tamra. Plus that PCP cigarette she smoked earlier only added to her hostility. Gretchen picks up a hat with an evil eye repellent, from the sales rack and starts drunken slurring something about : THEESS HERRE HAT WILL KEEP THE EVILE BEOTCHES AWAY FROM STEALING MY SOUL, YE DIRTY BEOTCH !!

Vicki tells Tamra to grow some balls and kick the bitch out but Tamra backs down. The bartender keeps missing his boyfriend while Gretchen keeps getting naked and molesting the bartender and slurring more stupid shit, COME HERRE YE BEG BOY MAMA WANTS SOME SUGAR YE’ BOYTOY!! Then she pukes on him. The bartender allows it since that’s what they payed him for.

 AlexAss tries to jump in and tell Gretchen to calm her ass down and she also makes the mistake to call her a ‘princess’  because she says that the lazy bitch sleeps all day after her drunken meth induced hang overs wear out. Gretchen starts yelling at AlexAss she gets all crazy and starts swinging at air.

 While she is going all ape shit at AlexAss for calling her a princess did ya all feel sorry for Fernando trying to diffuse the situation by dancing and getting ignored like an insignificant ass clown. WTFUCK!? Did this bitch really think that shit was gonna work?

 These bitches are drunk and their straight! That means they’re competitive and they hate each other, so they’re ready to throw down not go down like Fernando is trying to do.  

Eventually poor good hearted Fernando has to walk away and hide under the table.

Tamra puts on the evil eye hat to ward off Gretchen’s evilness and walks out to the patio area where Gretchen’s loud nails on the chalk board voice has taken over in all of her obnoxious glory. While in the patio Tamra decides she needs to confront drunken ass Naked Wasted, Gretchen, and asks her if she was calling her an evil bitch. Gretchen admits it and says FUCK YEA I WAS BITCH! 

 Gretchen’s  paid clone Shawna also turns on her and wants to stay and party and shoot the shit with Tamra .

Look at Shawna she looks like she is scared of those bitches and ready to open the door and roll while the car still moving.

Gretchen notices Shawna is missing and yells BITCH GET YERR ARRSEE IN THE LIMO WE’RE WAITING FOR YOU!!. And Shawna afraid to lose her job jumps in the limo.

 Why does Gretchen’s face look more weird and manly this season? Her eyebrows look like they touch her hairline, and her cheekbones look swollen like it is starting very slowly to morph into a Gretchen version of  Elsa! Except Gretchen is the evil witch.

While in the limo going home drunken Gretchen drags on the argument about Alexis calling her a ‘princess’. She is kicking and screaming and bitch slapping AlexAss for calling her a ‘princess’ and also her paid bitch Shawna for talking to Tamra asking her ‘what was she talking to you about?’. Gretchen sounds all  interrogatory and you can tell she is  all paranoid that Shawna is going to get stolen from her by Tamra and eventually turn on her.

 I like how during the first season when Gretchen joined the cast, Bravo tried to sell her to us as a sweetheart and a Mother Teresa for taking care of her ailing fiance that she was very much in love with. Plus I bet they were editing a lot of dark shit out about this bitch like the whole Jay Photoglou affair fiasco and probably some other shit . Gretchen was all playing that shit up for the cameras going along with Bravo. But a lot of street smart people like myself could see through her faux good girl act. This last season Gretchen must of pissed off Andy Cohen or some shit, because you could even tell her and Slade Slimey were getting in his last nerves during the Watch What Happens episode that aired after this housewives episode. So it looks like this time Bravo is letting the editing people put more and more exciting segments of the real Gretchen Rossi where they show her true asshole,  obnoxious, moves, shine for the world to see with no holds barred .

 While at the supermarket today, (because I actually do real housewife work like going to the market) I got a copy of The Enquirer. Those dirty bastards tell the truth sometimes.

I found an article back from March 14, it was probably written before that date because this article stated that Fernando Roach Motel was going to be part of the House Skanks Of The Orange Cunties and how all the other bitches were ‘Furious’ over Fernando joining the cast.

 Notice how in this shoot all the house skanks look pissed like someone shit in their cheerios, and the only bitch with a halfway uncomfortable smile is Fernanda?And she is also sitting there all stiff, like all those bitches just made her feel like she is not one of them and doesn’t belong there.

An insider told the Enquirer ‘The housewives are seething over Fernanda’s drop dead gorgeous looks and fantastic body’ The article stated that the one who was the most ragingly pissed off, was 41 year old Peggy Tanous. Who also recently said that Alexis Bellino didn’t want her on the show . Apparently Peggy was jealous and pissed, that Fernando was getting more attention and building up a following and fan base that was bigger than Peggy’s , which was what, like 5 people?

 Notice how this fugly ass bitch looks like Lauri Warring Jr?

The insider said ‘Peggy is particularly irked because she thinks Fernanda is stealing her thunder’. The Enquirer states that when Bravo did the photo shoots of the housewives for the website and they put Fernando in the center for being the hottest tranny of the line up, ‘all hell broke loose’.

Now look at this picture all the house whores look more relaxed and are all smiles because they got rid of Fernando Roach Motel.

The insider stated that “After Bravo posted the photo, the other housewives pitched a fit. They complained that having Fernanda pictured with them would confuse viewers’.

Confuse viewers? HUUUMMM, like confuse viewers that the other bitches are gay? I don’t know, but,  that’s what the comment the so called insider made sounds like. Then get this, the article stated that  since all the housewives pitched a bitch, Bravo had to delete  away all the shoots with Fernando in the middle and replace and photoshop  them with only the official housewives. Sooo I guess Fernando wasn’t even official anyways. ‘But the damage was done’ according to the article.

The insider added: ‘Now whenever Fernanda is on camera, there’s tremendous tension,’ . However, the PR for Fernando said Fernando is a team player who isn’t jealous of her cast mates and is  just excited to be on the show and to swim in the lady pond with the other bitches‘ She wishes them all the best’.

 The producers love Fernando and want to make her a full time House Skank next season.Good luck with that, since it seems to me the other bitches probably threatened the producers to walk out if they put this bitch on the  web shoots, imagine if they put her on the show they probably go on strike and then start a riot.

(Sources the Enquirer)

I remember how everyone was looking forward to seeing new carpet muncher housewife, Fernanda Rocha, join the cast of the Real Train Wrecking Ho’s of OC. But it seems that Bravo misteriously dumped her ass with no explanation.

Last night I found on this other blog  Starcasm.com some pictures the blogger saved that had Fernanda on the banner ad front and center with the other bitches. But the on latest ones she was photoshoped and erased out of the banner ad.  According to what Starcasm posted, Fernanda is still listed in the Bios section but not in the ‘Bikini Bods’ photo album:

Fernanda is still listed in the “Bios” section on the site, but she is not included in any of the “extras” like the cast members’ blogs, cribs videos or “Before They Were Housewives” photo album, although Peggy Tanous is in all of them. (The dead give away for me was the fact that Fernanda wasn’t included in the “OC Bikini Bods” photo album. What?!? No way!)

We contacted Bravo and asked what Fernanda’s official status is, but have received no response.

Here check this shit out:

And this one that Starcasm also saved from Bravo from a while back:

Oh shit! Her name is Fernanda? Damn! Even her name sounds maaanly. A masculine inspired name just like someone who had a sex change operation. Fernanda Rocha is that one bitch that was desperately showing off her dance moves, during the very last episode of the last season of the Real House Skanks Of Orange County. And her Attention Whore Personality Disorder seizure during that episode payed off, because now she is going to be the new ho’ in this shit wreck.

Except this bitch is full on gay according to the Enquirer. She does have nice abs and all that shit . I give her that. She still a creepy, Attention Whore, big time thought.

I bet this bitch is gonna cause a lot of shit with the housewives because hopefully, that bitch is gonna be hitting on them and the other bitches are gonna be jealous of her and not know what to do, because she is all a hot trannie mess trying to get it on with them! Oh fucking hilarious. Oh yea, and she is already turning Tamra gay. But then again now that Simon cut her loose that bitch has gonne back to her trailer park ways and fucks everybody.

I hope she hits on Duck Lips AlexAss Bellino. Maybe she can even punch Jimbo in the face too! Fernando Rocha (No I’m pretty sure it’s Fernando not Fernanda!) Also called Kim Zolciak and Joker Face’s lesbian affairs fake and said those 2 bitches are full of Tijuana donkey show shit because they are not gay like her. Fernando say’s she’s the real Mccoy. Good maybe she can punch those 2 bitches in the face too. She can punch Kim after she gives birth to Cigarrete and  Liquor store White Wine baby.

Click here for a picture of this bitch in her tong. What the fuck did she do to get these pictures? Did she have another episode of Attention Whore Personality Disorder and she had to go and hunt down the Paparazzi ? Or did she have someone take these pictures of her and she blasted them to the media? Because the ho-bag is wearing full on makeup and shit. Yeah like every time I go swimming in the ocean I wear makeup. So set up! .

Her pictures just reak of desperation while scream: LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! DO YOU SEE ME??!! DID YOU SEE ME IN MY BIKINI?!! LOOK AT ME!!! IM DESPERATE!! 

Fucking unreal! I wonder if she tapes her dick back, or they chopped it off already.

Here is the original article from EOnline:

Just when ya thought Danielle Staub and lesbian superstar Lori Michaels were as gay as it was going to get among the Real Housewives, along comes a fitness trainer from Laguna Beach.

Say hello to Fernanda Rocha, a 33-year-old out lesbian who will be a regular on the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County…

The tan and toned beauty isn’t a main Housewife, but is set to be one of the often seen side characters, according to a source. She won’t make her debut as a series regular until March, but that hasn’t stopped her from getting, um, out there.

She recently tweeted about how happy she was with the new interview she did with the…National Enquirer.

Calling herself “the real thing,” Rocha dismissed Staub and Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak‘s same-sex relationships because they were only going through a “faux lesbian experimental stage,” according to the tabloid.

She’s already appeared on the show. Some of the gals took one of her workout classes at the Art of Fitness & Spa, which she co-owns, during season five. “Definitely makes me want to switch teams,” Housewife Tamra Barney said about Rocha’s body.

Rocha grew up in Brazil, but moved to the U.S. to study marketing and business at UCLA, according to the Art of Fitness website. She’s also the creator of the Brazilian Booty Workout and the JingaBrasil fitness clothing line.