On last night’s episode AlexAss invites Gretchen over to watch her Fox 5 news segment.  The same one where this ho’ supposedly interviewed some people that she couldn’t even pronounce their names, about how children get sexualized real early nowadays while her porn size tits where hanging out in these people’s faces and she completely bulldozed over the segment making it all about her fucked up opinions that nobody gives a shit about by talking real loud a mile a minute and didn’t let anyone get a word in edgewise.

AlexAss thinking she is the hot news caster she believes in her pea brain she is, asks Gretchen what she thinks of her segment, and that bitch just starts busting up laughing at this trick and tells her she needs a coach and that Fox 5 news, first asked Gretchen to do the segment and has been harassing Gretchen ever since.  Even while AlexAss was over there doing the hosting they were calling Gretchen on the phone begging her to replace AlexAss who is terrible and is only embarrassing herself stuttering her words with her chichis hanging out. AlexAss is about to bust a nut on her new nose and gets all butt hurt at Gretchen clowning on her and telling her how she was Fox 5′s second choice.

Baby Joker Face has to remind us that she is an ‘actress’ and will be auditioning for some bullshit they’re filming in Canada or some shit. Her husband Dr. Pervy  Dubrow starts asking her how this will affect her housewife/mom life and before Baby Joker Face tears his eyes out he backs off and says he is supportive and will get her nannies and servants to follow her to Canada if she chooses to go forward with this acting project, realistic and fair. I like that, and I like that Baby Joker Face doesn’t put up with crap even if he is the one bringing in the cheese she still holds his nuts in her designer purse. I like that!

Now get ready for the complete opposite at the Bellino rented faux-mansion. Where a teary AlexAss tries to buy her way with Jimbo by bringing him fresh lemonade but, that shit doesn’t work with him when she asks Jimbo if she can get a life coach to help with her sucky news casting ( I guess she knows she sucks and took Gretchie’s advice) and Jimbo just shuts her down and tells that bitch NO! Jimbo wants AlexAss to stay at home barefoot and pregnant and doesn’t want to hear any lip back from her. AlexAss wants a career because she is tired of getting evicted and having her cars repoed by Apollo Nida. But, Jimbo shuts her down and tells her to get back to the kitchen and make him a sandwich. I think this ho’ needs to take lessons from the Baby Joker Face’s,  Modern Spoiled Housewife School of How to Make your Husband Bring Home the bacon and Boss him Around Too.

Now it’s Gretchie’s turn to get laughed at when she arrives at the Pussycat Doll Theater for rehersal, and some gay guy and his gang of professional dancing bitches are laughing at Gretchen’s pathetic attempt at singing. Gretchen insists and keeps complaining that the reason her voice is shitty is because of the yelling match with Vicki four weeks ago. Fab Gay Guy isn’t having it, and straight up tell this delusional ho’ she sucks ass because she doesn’t sound like a Pussycat Doll but more like a dying mangy one-eyed cat and wonders what the fuck she is doing at the Pussycat Doll Theater and why she bothered showing up embarrassing herself and shit. LOVED IT!

The other ho’s pile up in a limo and all of them clown on AlexAssHole’s pretentious ass and her bullshit stories about how she owns a fleet of cars and they keep getting repoed every 21 days or some shit. Meanwhile,  AlexAss’s ears are ringing while she is having some makeup artist cover up the black eyes she is sporting and makes her look like this here:

I don’t really see the difference from her usual clown face.

Next week Gretchen flops big time while all the other House Skanks witness it and point and laugh!

During the last season of RHOC Gretchen Rossi defended her current unemployed house-bitch Slade Slimey against claims that his punk-ass owes whooping amounts of child support payments. This must of pissed off Slimey’s ex-Michelle Arroyo (and rightfully so!). So  Michelle decided to speak up against the Slimey shenanigans and tell the truth about this mess so she gave an interview to the National Enquirer, “My son’s father, Slade Smiley, is a deadbeat dad,” and “I just want Slade to do his part as a father,”.

Poor Michelle can not even go back to work because little Grayson is very ill with a horrible brain tumor and requires 24 hour care plus not to mention the ongoing surgeries to keep him alive and because of all of this Michelle and Grayson have been living with Michelle’s sister for the last four years, “We’ve been living with my sister for the past four years. I can’t work because of [Grayson's] illness.”

Grayson Smiley Arroyo

Slimey tries to say he pays his child support bill and the only lame ass proof he showed is 2 money orders for a lousy 500 dollars and no explanation about why he owes 160k and it keeps piling up.  He also says that a donation of 20k was given to Grayson’s foundation by some random production company,(but he doesn’t name it!).  Michelle is flamingly pissed-off, that horse face Gretchen is sticking her 2 cents in this mess and is going around saying in her Bravo blog that she has proof Slimey pays his child support bills, “I would love to see the documents that Gretchen is talking about,”  and “The court records don’t lie. He needs to start acting like a father and taking some responsibility.”

Michelle is waiting for Gretchen to pull that proof out of her ass but that shit hasn’t happened yet.

If you would like to visit  the website  Michelle set up for little Grayson click here . I’ve posted this link before.  Maybe some of you rich bitches can help Grayson’s mom out, or if not, maybe give her some words of encouragement letting her know at least some people care.  I can not even imagine the hell this poor woman must be going through and it appears that Slimey is no help in this situation.