Phaedra brings Kandi a cake, to apologize for El RiDick-Culo’s display of scary raunch sausage. Phaedra tells Kandi she feels really bad that El RiDick-Culo offended Mama Joyce, and Kandi says that Mama Joyce is still pissed and won’t answer her calls because that Full Monty show was too much and too traumatic for Mama Joyce’s sensitive eyes to handle. Phaedra insist El RiDick-Culo and his Tijuana Dip & Donkey show is something the whole world should see. Yeah, try telling that to the 900 party goers (including Mama Joyce) who are still laying in bed with bandages on their eyes.

I guess NeNe’s eyes didn’t bleed because that bitch knew (from personal experience) about El RiDick-Culo’s Peen Show, since she used to shake her ass for nickels on the same stage El RiDick-Culo used to give his Circled Jerkoff show. Not to mention the fact that she has also introduced him thousands of times to a crowd of drunken horny women (and men,) so she knew better than to stay and allow for her eyes to combust in a sea of splattering blood. So she took her eyes out,  and put them in her purse, and drove back home blind because driving back home blind was safer than having ruptured bleeding eyes. Phaedra says that if she could blow herself like El RiDick-Culo she would never leave her house.

Cynthia is doing some gig to introduce homeless crackheads fashion models at something called the International Fashion Week. Cynthia has always played mute walking mannequin NEVER has she introduced models and so every introduction was followed by “correction” blah, blah, blah. I guess the people that put this shit together had a fifty dollar budget since the bitches modeling are wearing pieces of sheets and quilts, plus curtains from the secondhand 99 cent bin, so the broke asses in charge could not afford someone else and they are stuck having to make do with Cynthia and her “corrections.”

For some reason Phaedra and Apollo show up because apparently they made up with Cynthia and Bitter Peter over the blowup at Kim’s baby shower. Sheree is also there with her date Lawrence who decided to wear his old-prostitute-who-couldn’t-afford-a-weave outfit.

After the fashion show, Cynthia is happy that she actually got a couple of sentences together while introducing the models for the show. Then, she collects her payment which is a half-eaten sandwich and a cigarette butt. Bitter Peter snags her payment from her.

We get to meet new housewife Marlo Hampton and her date Charles Grant who supposedly bumped fuglies (pun intended!) with one NeNe Leakes, as Sheree points out. I wonder if Gregg knew about these shenanigans when NeNe screamed at him her famous line “I have done right by you!”

Later on,  Sheree invites her crossed-eyed ex-husband  Bob Whitfield, to visit with her and the kids to play kickball at the park and to have Sheree confront him, blow up at him and throw water in his face about not paying child-support. While Shree is yelling at Bob for being a deadbeat-dad he just sits there with this FUCK OFF look in his face. As much as I can’t stand men who refuse to support their children, Bob makes a point when he reminds Sheree that she needs to quit buying 15k purses (don’t forget Aston Martin’s) and that she is an able body female who can go out and clean toilets to support those kids. However, his ass still should pay for those children whether that bitch wants to blow the money on designer purses or not, as long as the children are wearing the expensive purses this bitch likes on their feet like shoes.

I bet  this is the real reason (or excuse)  Bob is refusing to pay his child-support checks because he is afraid Sheree will blow the money on expensive  shit for herself while the kids run around barefoot and wearing a potato sack to school. After Sheree threw water on Bob (in front of the kids mind you) she walks away all pissed off and he sits there calling her “evil to the core!” I wonder if Sheree used to beat his ass when they were married?

After Sheree assaulted Bob via sparkletts water, she shows up at Phaedra’s law office to get assistance in dragging  Bob  to court for child support. Phaedra says she will do it and drag his balls to court to squeeze that child support out of him, but Sheree starts crying and says she is not sure she will go through with it. Soooo she is full of shit?

Next Cynthia her mom and her sister Malorie are hanging out at Cynthia’s new brothel modeling school, to get into another argument about what an asshole Bitter Peter is. Cynthia announces she may be giving Bitter Peter another 40 thousand dollar check that he will be wiping his ass with. The mom gets all pissed and yells at her daughters to shut the fuck up, so they do.

Later on Cynthia finds out that Peter won’t be needing her 40k check because he did some shady dealings with the Mafia  got the money from an undisclosed source.

Kim is about to pop that baby out and Brielle is concerned the baby will cause problems in their lives. We also find out that Arianna and Brielle have two different dads. Then, Brielle finds out that Kim breast-fed her (with those big fake plastic boobies) and she becomes so traumatized and grossed out that she has to go brush her teeth. Poor kid!

Kandi finally is allowed to visit Mama Joyce who had to change her hair to forget about that fucking El RiDick-Culo disaster she had to endure and because when her eyes bled it ruined her last weave. Mama Joyce says she feels disrespected by the whole stripper show and doesn’t understand why Freakdra would invite a raunchy ass stripper to perform such a disgusting act knowing Mama Joyce would be there. Kandi continues to apologize and is surprised her mom was offended since her mama is her “homegirl.”

It’s time for Bar None’s opening night Sheree and Lawrence are driving there in a very nice car and they notice how Bar None is located in some god-forsaken ghetto surrounded by boarded up crack houses. Sheree is scared and locks her doors. When they finally make it to the bar they all find out that the air conditioning is not working and this is during a summer night in a packed placed with no air conditioning and exposed wires to make this an uncomfortable fire hazard.

Everyone is in attendance, even that Marlo chick and that Charles guy that supposedly banged NeNe that one time. NeNe shows up at the last four minutes of the party (she was supposed to be there to cohost because she is a big star in that part of the slums) and everyone thinks it’s because she is avoiding Charles who is there and a confrontation may occur. Charles says that he met NeNe, but the bitch was so into herself it was a turn off and he ditched the ho’.

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Mediatakeout is reporting a rumor that NeNe Leakes who just recently choked the shit out of her grown kid for knocking up a girl is preggers herself and she don’t know who the baby daddy is. It may be Greg or that Charles Grant guy. (Thanks Uwish)

 In other news the Nanny that used to watch Cat Ommanney’s daughters while she ran around being the Prince’s booty call also gave a separate interview to Radaronline stating that Cat Litter is a racist skank who talk shit about Black people and Asians.  Monica states that Cat Litter is the equivalent to American trailer trash who ran around partying, never saw her daughters or gave a shit to, would make racist remarks about people and would sometimes forget to pay Monica at all. Here is what she told Radaronline:

“While we were shopping she often spoke about the big asses of black people and spoke bad about the black and Asian people,”

That’s interesting considering the fact that during The Real House Skanks of DC she was indirectly accused of racism.

Monica says that Cat Litter was a sorry ass excuse for a mother, who never spend any time with her daughters and partied and galloped around all over the world. While her daughters were left with the 20 year old nanny who hardly ever got paid and got yelled at by Cat Litter, on top of that:

“She was very cold with the girls and with me too… she screamed a lot,  I worked seven days a week because Cathy slept in the mornings and went out partying in the nights, She had a very disorganized life, like a teenager. I felt like a mum and that Cathy was my daughter.”

Monica says that she moved to London in 2007 from her native Spain to learn English. She answered an ad online and she says that Cat Litter wanted her to travel to England immediately, so that she would treat Monica like shit and only pay her a measley 50 bucks a week and sometimes conveniently ‘forget’ to pay Monica at all. From Radaronline :

 ”She was desperate and wanted me to travel urgently. She paid me only 50 pounds a week and sometimes forgot to pay me at all. She treated me like rubbish.”

Not only that but also Monica says Cat Litter kicked the 20 year old Monica on the street after she found a letter Monica wrote expressing her frustration working for that bitch.

 “Cathy found a letter in my room I’d written and she called me furious and told me to come home right away, When I got home she opened the front door, screamed at me and threw my clothes and all my things on the street. I was 20 years old, didn’t know anybody and she left me on the street without anything only for writing a letter that expressed my feelings. I was crying on the street and the only thing she did was scream at me to go back to my country and slammed the door.”

 WOW! What a Bitch. I bet she threatened the poor girl a lot with calling ”La Migra!” if she reported or sued Cat Litter for fucking Monica out of her paycheck. Wait a minute!!?? They’re not in California.  How come even in Europe people that speak Spanish get stuck with the crap jobs that treat them like shit? Well I sure hope Monica took a shit load of expensive shit from Cat Litter’s house as pay  before she literaly got booted out.

More trouble for Alexis Bellino’s husband Jimbo Bellino. This time his ass is getting sued by 3 different people from Orange County for fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure  being a lying asshole and other shit like that. Here is the original article from OC Register:

Three Laguna Beach residents are suing a husband of one of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” alleging fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure, breach of written contracts and other complaints.

The suit, filed in Orange County Superior Court in April 2009, contends that James Bellino of Newport Beach – husband of Bravo TV “Housewife” Alexis Bellino – his lawyer Michael York, and California Empire Funding Corporation wrongfully foreclosed on a property at 688 S. Coast Highway, Laguna Beach, called the InVogue Hotel. The case, which in some ways mirrors Bellino’s own home loan problems, is set to go to trial on Jan. 10.

The suit states that Bellino, 48, who owns the company Private Money Immediately, and California Empire Funding Corporation, run by John Reed, lent $2.13 million to Shashi Tejpaul and Gail Duncan of Laguna Beach in a refinance loan, with an annual interest rate of 13.99 percent. Though Tejpaul and Duncan, a married couple, say they made payments, Bellino and York obtained a notice of default and election to sell.

Despite verbal and written agreements assuring Tejpaul and Duncan that they wouldn’t foreclose, Bellino and his associates proceeded with a foreclosure on the property in early 2009, the suit says. The lenders later bought the property at a foreclosure auction for $2.175 million. However, they stated on the trustee’s deed that the sale was for $800,001 cash, according to the suit.

Bellino’s lawyer York, who is also his brother-in-law, counters that Tejpaul and Duncan made misrepresentations to obtain the loan, used the money for other purposes and stopped making payments on their loan.

“All that they had to do to prevent the foreclosure was to make payments, but they did not do so,” York wrote in an e-mail.

The plaintiffs are asking for the Laguna property back; $275,000; a percentage of the sale of the property; and attorney’s fees. A third party, Abdul Hamid Risdana, who provided high-end furniture for the property, is seeking compensation for the furnishings.

Bellino and California Empire Funding Corporation have filed a separate suit, alleging fraud and asking for at least $2 million, plus interest and the cost of their suit.

Bellino is currently battling a foreclosure on his 6-bedroom, 6,400-square-foot Newport Beach home. An auction is scheduled for Jan. 10. Bellino’s company, Global Marine Inc., which holds the title to the Bellino home, filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection earlier this month.

“The schoolyard bully mentality of today’s banks has destroyed the hopes and dreams of millions of American homeowners,” Bellino wrote in a statement issued to friends and posted on his wife’s blog. “We are just one family doing battle with one bank over one home, but we refuse to be scared into submission.”

Wasn’t their ass just crying to everybody when they send that sob ass letter calling the bank a bully for foreclosing their shit and here he was doing the same shit to these people? Karma. I bet if Jimbo’s ass runs out of money. AlexAss is gonna divorce Jimbo’s fat ass. And is gona be back at that Hotel where she first found Jimbo turning tricks to find herself a new suga daddy. This time she better make sure she verity’s the sugar daddy is legit and not just smoke and mirrors before she hops on his shit.

Damn she towers over him I wonder how many times she beat his ass!

Nene Leakes is popping a vein over her soon to be ex-husband Gregg Leakes borrowing 10k from Dwight Eubanks and then lying to her that it was only 500 dollars. Radaronline confirmed that Gregg did in fact borrowed 10k from Dwight and NeNe wants to choke him because he lied to her. A source told Radaronline:

Gregg lied to NeNe because he did get a $10,000 loan from Dwight and now she is really  pi**ed at him,..Money is a sensitive issue between them and NeNe cannot believe that Gregg would lie to her. She feels it has put her in an awkward position with Dwight because they are really good friends who confide in one another both on and off camera . ..NeNe confronted Gregg  about the money off camera and she was not happy with his response- and to  make matters worse she no longer knows if she can trust Dwight  either. She felt betrayed when he announced on the show that he  spent $30,000 on Sheree’s fashion show and now she does not know what kind of  deals he has been doing with Gregg behind her back.”

Back in summer Gregg told Largefm.com:“I put $300,000 of my own  money for NeNe to become a housewife. Without that she wouldn’t be s*** …  she’s going to give me every dime back of my $300,000 back.”

Wait up! I though she wanted to beat the shit out of Dwight even thought she supposedly made up with him! Funny!

Also in other news Kim Zolciak and her wig may be getting a marriage proposal by Kim’s new man, NFL star Kroy Biermann. Kroy wants to make a housewife out of a ho’. The same way Simon Barney tried with Tamra. I wonder which methods Kroy will prefer, back-hand bitch slap or closed fist?

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

Kim Zolciak’s toyboy lover NFL star Kroy Biermann is planning to propose to the reality TV star, and it could happen on the current series of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

The relationship between Kim, 32, and Kroy, 25, has been growing stronger in the last several months, and the Atlanta Falcons defensive end wants to make an honest woman out of the controversial wig-wearing blonde.

And now that her long term on/off boyfriend ‘Big Poppa’ (Lee Najjar) is no longer in her life, Zolciak, a mom-of-two, is seriously considering settling down with the Montana-born football player.

A source told RadarOnline.com, “It looks like Kroy is preparing to ask Kim to marry him, and their have been secret discussions to include his proposal on the show.

“They really like one another and in the new series viewers will not see ‘Big Poppa’ involved, so, it leaves room for Kroy to appear as Kim’s love interest.

“Despite what a lot of people might think they both have strong feelings for one another, and Kim likes the fact that he is great with her daughters while is comfortable enough to let her take center stage too.

“It is still not known if this will be her last season on the show but if he was to propose within the coming weeks it’s more than likely she would say yes to him.”